Cast them.
>>215818477let me get my fishing tackle and I would.
hmm i can't think of any other actors who are 5'11"
>>215818477Into the fires of Mount Doom
>>215818477Warwick won
>>215818477I’d have them team up in a cosy 80’s themed buddy cop movie called Nut & Bolt.
I was once at a restaurant with Dinklage and Warwick. Dinklage was at a large table surrounded by friends. The gathered crowd laughed warmly at his amazing "Time to get out of these wet clothes and into a dry martini" joke - the men admiring and more than a few women looking at him with lust. Even strangers began to join this gathering after Dinklage charmed them. It was incredible, like that sequence from Schindler's List when he charms the Nazi brass, only dialled up to 11. At one point the restaurant's musicians came over to begin playing for the table, giving an incredible rendition of Vivaldi. They did this free of charge too, they simply wanted to do something special for a incredible man they admired. They refused when the gracious Dinklage insisted he must pay for this, so the expert charmer came to a compromise where he would cover an open tab for the restaurant staff's after-shift drinks. It was all so warm and sweet, an atmosphere thick with friendship and good will... and then there was... Warwick, sitting alone at a tiny table in a dark and cold and damp corner on the other side of the room. As Dinklage supped on the finest beef washed down with the finest wine, Warwick sat there, nearly tears in his eyes, eating from a cold can of Heinz baked beans. The restaurant staff treated him with naked hostility and simply threw the can at his table (Warwick yelped in terror as the can nearly hitting his head) after coldly informing him they ran out of the ingrediants to prepare the meals, even though the same meals were served to guests that came in and ordered AFTER Warwick began eating his beans. The meek Warwick simply took it and paid full price. As Dinklage basked in the warm golden glow of life, Warwick basked in the cold reality how different a dwarf is treated from a midge.
>>215818477Warwick and his whole family used to come in and get their clothes custom made where I used to work. Then covid hit and the mall shut down the build-a-bear.
>>215818477Idris Elba in dual role, next question
>>215818477I’ll cast them into the ocean with a bag of rocks tying their little feet down
Remake of Garbage Picking Field Goal Kicking Philadelphia Phenomenon. They can play the football.
>>215818477Cast that piece of shit dinklage into a volcanoI don't know of anybody who could play Warwick because Dinklage closed the door on the industry to any other midges
>>215818776Kek
>>215818477For me its Kid Midge.
>>215818477>leftDoctor Talos>right>Baldanders
Warwick won4chan lost
>>215819228his case in small claims was not only thrown out, he was taken into custoday for contempt soon after the balliff said "all rise".
>>215819262Kek
>>215819132I want to fuck his daughter SO BADI want to cum inside her and have her pregnant belly grow so debilitatingly large she requires a little wheelbarrow to haul it around
>>215818477ISILDUR!!!!
>>215818637>rendition of VivaldiRetard. Rendition of Vivaldi's what? You need to name the piece of work that they are playing, not just the name of the composer. Completely ruined the story. Retard.
>>215819277did you know he has a little seen normal sized daughter named Reachwench Davis? Her back is horribly twisted from being raised in their tiny house and being forced to wear only hand-me-ups from her sister.
>>215819326Jingle Bell Rock. It was around the holidays. I forgot to mention that.
>>215819288>No problemo!
>>215818477>murder victim #1>retarded leprechaunthe best part is you can insult them 3 feet above their face and bully them into whatever role you want
>>215818637I know Dinklage is responsible for all the Warwick Davis copypastas, I just can't prove it
>>215819155all the best midges died young... Joe, Verne, Hervé...meanwhile cunts like Warwick and Dinklage are still alive.
>>215818477The Most Dangerous Game. Warwick as Zaroff and Dinklage as Rainsford.
>>215818497Kek
