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>sucks you're cock at the same timeYour response?
episode 3 was shit. we get the premise, get on with the story
i can't stop thinking about this showbravo vince
>>215938159Yes, Sprouts is real and it's kino. But it can be expensive and they don't carry most mainstream brands. Practically everything is labeled "organic" and is some privately owned obscure indie brand you have never heard of. Upper middle class single white women swear by it. Also every employee looks like a Starbucks barista, no exceptions.
>>215938457which one is meant to be the villian?
>>215938463Harsh. But fair.
I hate having to wait a whole week for each episode. I want fresh discussions now dammit!
>>215938530Netflix style binge drops are cancer for discussion and cultural relavance.
I would cave. Can't say no to that face.
>>215938618Realistically, you do have to try and take advantage of the plurb somehow, provided you weren't off-the-grid pre-infection. You're guerilla fighting an enemy that has roughly 99.999% of all human knowledge. Assuming your goal is somehow removing the virus from humanity, you should be pushing it as hard as you can.
>>215938434
Am I schizo for theorizing that this is all fake and it's Carol just having a nonstop psychological metldown?
>Apple Exec: "We're very excited to be producing your new project, Vince. What direction were you planning on taking? Another crime caper set in the Southwest?">Vince: "Well ya' see the Japanese have this thing they call 'Yuri'...I think it works best when there's a 'Tsundere' and another character that makes the audience feel 'Moe'."
>>215938463Thats the story anon, sorry to break it to you. They have nowhere to go.
>>215938434holy shit what a boring nothingburger of an episode I got PTSD flashbacks of “The Fly” in the opening ice hotel scene, was grateful when it ended. But still ended up being a boring as shit filler episode anyone.>urm just because the plot didn’t advance this episode doesn’t mean the things that happened won’t have impact later on the plot!!!holy shit, the hive will do anything Carol asks?? holy fuck the implications!! that reminds me of episode 1 and 2, where we learned the hive will do anything you ask
>>215938857It fliched when it got to the atom bomb, I think thats relevant
>>215938791Yes
>>215938791No because every scene isn't from Carols POV. That tired cliche would make sense and be super predictable if it was all from Carol's POV. But the entire cold open from the premiere had nothing to do on with Carol. Then they show the pirate girl flying all the way from Bumfuckistan in a C130. The shit going down is real.
>>215938857It seems the entire point of the episode was to establish Carol had her (presumably immune) eggs frozen.
>>215938872It seems like there was a discussion going on in his head the entire time.
>>215938872OWAH ATOM BOMB?? they’ll give her an atom bomb??? this is almost too much to learn in 60 minutes, I can’t fit all of this in my brain. where will I make space for what I learned in episode 1 and 2–that the hive will give you whatever you asks for, even the nuclear football.
>>215938491Can I have sex with the cute teenage baristas?
>>215938897alright that’s actually kind of smart, I’ll give you that. Still no excuse to waste people’s time for an hour
>>215938907>that the hive will give you whatever you asks for, even the nuclear football.They thought that didn't work, it probably didn't since Koumba didn't want a nuke.
>>215938857> “The Fly”Literally the most overrated episode in the history of television that only gets attention because of it's kino title. If the episode had been titled "squeaky clean" nobody would care and it would be one of the lowest rated episodes.
>oh btw we're centralizing all resources and power, don't worry about it
>>215938982Carol didnt even bother to ask where. What the fuck is wrong with her?
I don't care if the show goes completely off the rails. I love Rhea and I will watch anything she's in. She's a great actress and even more hotter than she was when she was young, and she was a smokeshow then.
oops, posted in the seethe thread by mistake.I was thinking it just doesn't add up for Vince to make a series about the triumph of individualism (capitalism) over collective good will but what if it's just more of a general "toxic positivity" thing? that would also line up in opposition to Carol's cantankerous but practical persona.
>>215938999>and she was a smokeshow then.Granted, I don't know this woman, but isn't this just what the average euro woman looks like if she isn't covered with kilograms of fat everywhere ?
>>215938923Give us a second Anon. If you are into tats and noserings you will love it.
Episode 3 has officially killed these threads.
Is this the first ever TV show where Paraguay is relevant?
>>215939148what are we supposed to talk about
>>215939170I know Uruguay is fucking seething right now.
>>215939184Pluribus
I dont know how much I can keep up with this show snail pace. Its being just like a plothole galore moving like a lame duck
>>215939208da plurbs
>>215939215The trick is to not give a shit about discussing it with others on 4chan and other places and just wait for all episodes of a season to come out and binge it.Easier said than done, I know. Everyone thinks they need to give their opinion and epic theories online.Im making a pact with myself after this season to never give a shit about discussing a show ever again until Its all out alreadyWhos with me??!!
Can someone in the hive call life alert for this thread ?
So did they ever explain why the virus turned people into bisexuals?
What if the electricity was shut off everywhere because chuck is passing through ?
>>215939332They aren't people anymore
>>215939341What makes you think that?
>>215939332woke mind virus, let Vince cook
>>215939339The film crew wouldn't be able to get close to him, so we'll never know
>an 8 year old is one of the unaffected You can't tell me they wouldn't have already done destructive shit with the hiveAt that age I would be getting them to nuke the moon and shit
>>215939403that indian boy is the hivemind
>>215939014perhaps you are too hasty in assuming Vince is siding with Carol and she is not an "anti-hero" being critiqued like Waltuh
>>215938992people here were wondering how are they going to stretch this for several seasons, well that's how, by having carol not learning important information, either by writing her as dumb or reluctant to learn, and instead spending time doing character drama, it's like From all over again.
>>215939434walt did nothing wrong
>>215939423when carol asks about the non-english speaking unaffected, a child is one of them
Anyone else feel the hivemind is extremely inconsistent with their behavior, in the pilot there was that one guy smiling and skipping down the stairs, now it's quite toned down.
>>215939476oh
>>215939305I'm all about posting about weekly shows. The only one I waited on til it was finished was alien Earth because I had a sneaky feeling it would suck and I was right.alien Earth was totally not worth constant weekly threads it would have given me brain damage that show was so stupid. But to me Plurbs is worth it.
>>215939501>in the pilot there was that one guy smiling and skipping down the stairsHe just did that because he was gay, it's wasn't even a hivemind thing.
>machine built millions of years in the past sends a signal containing instructions for a virus that can infect futureCould it be... the time machine?
>>215939501you can't really keep it consistent when you're using hundreds of bum extras
>>215939557Well, that's the real world explanation
>>215939501I'm not buying the whole nice hivemind act, maybe I'm just coping because I want this story to have a clear line between good surviving humans vs an evil alien threat, I'd really hate if after like 4 seasons, this show just ends with a shitty theme of 'actually, a perfect utopia is possible and coexisting is necessary'.
>>215939616>I want this story to have a clear line between good surviving humans vs an evil alien threatBrainlet.
>>215939501There is still some individual differentiation around physiological state, that's why they don't collectively orgasm or get drunk. Maybe their lower-order neurology makes them more prone to unconscious smiling and expressions of joy.
I don't get how this disease thing is dormant then suddenly everyone infects at the same time
Carol is probably the most unlikable character in all of fiction.
>>215939693try watching the show without distractions. otherwise need to up your iq
>>215939693you will never get an answer because this show is about carol and her emotions and not actually about an alien invasionits all just backdrop for muh drama and muh feelsevery season will go in circles and nothing will happen on hints of something happening soon, in the future, but that future will never come
>>215939693They sprayed it out of planes.
>>215939693The hivemind wanted to be dramatic.
>>215939693It gets spread through chemtrails right before it happens
I like this show so far but they never really explained what all these big disk things from the first video were. Is this how the hivemind broadcasts its psychic waves to everyone? If so, why are they already built before the scientists make the virus? Seems like a bit of a plothole.
>>215938434I'm only on episode 2 and I heard episode 3 is a filler, anyone else think Vince is hack enough to do a POV episode with the french nigger portraying him as not a rapist at all? like he never had sex with any of the pluribus?
i must have missed it but why is carol such a raging cunt like what is her actual problem
>>215939765Since the plurbs have a power imbalance to his detriment, the french guy is actually the one who is being raped.
>>215939701It's a commentary on AI. It's erasing individuality, something that is mindlessly accepted by old people and delusional people in developing countries, and the arguments against it fall flat because they're being made by an annoying privileged artist and a schizo.>b-but this was written before ChatGPTHyperstition
>>215939753Memorize "Shrink Ray"
>>215939765Maybe he's a gay African with a harem of beards because of internalized homophobia.
>>215939777She has no children, and is dependent on xanax
>>215939777She has chronic back pain, that's why she wanted to get a massage wand.
Why doesn't Carol ask to speak to the King of the Pluribus?
>>215939791>"Shrink Ray"
>AAAAAAA YOU EVIL HIVEMINDERS ARE PREVENTING ME FROM BEING LE HUMAN!!!>proceeds to spend all of her free time watching reruns of the Golden Girls
My theory is that the Plurbs should line up all the hottest women on earth and have them spit into Carol’s mouth to try and infect her.
>>215939851She said being human, not productive.
being a plurber seems comfy, i might be okay with merging to be honest
>>215939864Does the Pluribus have sex with itself?
>inb4 Carol gets eaten by a shark
>>215939830Why doesn't Carol ask ANY useful and enlightening question that any 102 IQ human would ask in her situation?
>>215939890Why did the Pluribus answer Carol's surgery questions using the little boy? Is it autistic and can't read the room?
>>215939889well no because she's a lion
I could probably resist the hivemind virus through sheer force of will.
chat do I understand it correctly that the pirate lady's bare ass can be seen in the beginning of episode 2? Please confirm so I can fap knowing that. Thanks.
ending of the show would be the pluribus finding a cure for the virus and they give it to carol, carol says her goodbye to her pluribus companion in an emotional moment because she grew attached to them, months after curing everyone she meets zosia in an airport but she doesn't really know carol, they go their separate ways and they look back at each other one final time, fade to black.
>>215939911yes
The reveal will be that the virus, after assimilating all intelligence on the planet, expands by converting all the resources on the planet into a transmitter to spread the virus to new planets, killing the host planet and all life on it in the process.
>>215939901My mind is already an amalgam of 11 different macro-psyches each with DID. The Pluribus would just be another ant in the colony.
>>215939911hank hill
>>215939701kim kardassian pretending to be a lawyer on a ryan murphy show is much worse, rhea at least is a real actress and, despite her character being written to be a depressed bitch, offers more vulnerability that still makes you want to watch her story
Pluribus people should've just acted normal after the first night so Carol doesn't get suspicious and everything else was just a bad dream.
>>215938897>they're gonna get the party guy's cum and make babies with her eggs therefore raping herplease it'd be so funny
>>215939920how does this make sense? there is no guarantee after transmission of the signal that anyone receives itthe virus could potentially do this, shot its load so to speak, die and then never be recreated again effectively ending its existence permanently.
I like this show because I imagine myself in the settingI hate how she hasn't asked how fast it think or does any cognitive testingI hope they get into that
>>215939911I believe that's her ass yes, you can see the silhouette of it and its the same shape when she was wearing that yellow pants of hers in the episode.
I now remember Breaking Bad was a comedy in Season 1.
>>215939864We know you would Anon. We know.
>>215939961Maybe it has a list of all the populated planets
>>215938463Looks like he's still in his Better Call Saul headspace.
>>215940017and maybe they had their radio receivers down for maintenance and the don't hear the message.i mean you can transmit a signal to reproduce but it would be foolish to kill yourself and your planet in the process. Instead keep the people alive, well alive enough, to just keep transmitting until the sun burns out.The hive would have no other purpose but to run the transmitters indefinitely, no reason to die.
>started watching thinking it'd be a cool modern drama >it's sci-fi
>>215939954Who are you quoting, no one said that.
>>215940063>started watching thinking it might be an interesting sci-fi>its lesbian drama
>>215940063>I started watching hoping it's sci-fi>It's sci-fi
>>215939954I do think that they'll appear with her children at one point in order to manipulate her after she starts fighting against them in some way.
I wish Carol had pushed them on not killing anything. How far does that go? They have to kill some organisms when they sterilize food, for example. Bacteria, multicellular organisms like tapeworm, tardigrades, etc.
>>215940058The power of the transmitters fries their brains or they just devote so much to it that it they all die from starvation or something. Some viruses kill the host.
>>215939693They put chemicals in the water that made the fucking frogs gay
>>215940109Why sterilize food? It's not like they care if a few humans die from food poisoning. Besides, the hivemind members can survive just fine off of a diet of basedbean gruel.
>>215939701Alright, calm down with the hyperbole, faggot
>>215940173>onions filter still in placedamn I forgot that this place's mod team got taken over by redditors.
>>215940136>Some viruses kill the host.I understand that but given the vastness of space and the slim possibility of infecting another planet I think it would be a sub-optimal strategy for survival of the virus.the best and most prolific viruses don't kill their host but do maximize their ability to replicate
dont mind vince kino but if the episodes are short its not so great
What body would the Plurb bring to try and convince you to joinening
>>215939961Viruses kill their hosts all the time.
>>215940208Christina Hendricks
>>215940208They don't have time machines for the body I'd want
>>215940210it's not a virusthey say it's not literally a virus
>>215940208A nice regular rotation of fine 16 year olds. I want at least 3 tongues on me at any given moment
Anyone else notice these from the most recent episode ?
when carol offered pirate lady something to drink, I thought that was going to be the beginning of a plan, to start 'experimenting' on what the hivemind can and won't do, like getting her drunk just to see what happens, but the whole granade thing really ruined that and now has demoralized carol even more, to the point of making her feel like anything she does, she will ruin it, which is fine for drama and character development, but something else needs to start happening or people are going to start dumping this show
Pluribussy
>>215938907atom bomb is old ass tech from the 40s achtually. Its thermonuclear weapons now
>>215940264beans?
>>215940336Potato
>>215940208
>>215940371What does it mean?