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>Hey hivemind, can you combine the ideas of all the greatest directors, actors, writers, composers, photographers and create like 100 different movies about specific subjects I'm interested in? Also do the same with video games and music and whatever. And while i wait, reveal all juicy state secrets and conspiracies please
but instead she just bitches and whines as if she's still able to be on her period.
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Look how they massacred my Kim
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>>215966656
>but instead she just bitches and whines
she's going to literally die in a few weeks/months once she gets brainwashed
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They absolutely nailed what a miserable 50 year old childless woman would be like to be fair
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>>215966695
>>(((they)))
Always knew that old age was a kike conspiracy.
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Why doesn't she just act like I would
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>>215966656
Ask the hivemind to formulate an antidote and give Carol the means to distribute it globally.
Carol can herself pull the trigger. Just like she could with a nuclear bomb.
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>>215966704
if it's gonna happen anyway why not have fun in the meantime?
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why isnt she charming and fun to watch?
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>>215966706
her pseudo-wife just died
all her friends and family are effectively dead
aliens have taken over Earth and will soon finish taking over the last remaining dozen humans
yeah she's probably a little cranky
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>>215966714
I tALKed to Barzini
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>>215966767
the other immunees got over it why can't she?
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>>215966778
i could hear that in my head
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>>215966765
yeah I'm sure you'd be carefree and in the moment if someone told you they'll shoot you dead tomorrow but will be happy to get you a few movies in the meantime
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>>215966767
>her pseudo-wife just died
its been 4 days and she has already fallen in love with the alien pirate woman.
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>>215966782
considering there's nothing i can actually do about it, yea i'd probably be like this guy.
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>>215966779
The other imunees are deluded, short-sighted, or have lost all hope
The Indian woman thinks her son is as he was
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>>215966779
They're not white so they don't have individual personalities.
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>>215966767
did you miss the flashback to where she was a completely miserable cunt even when her wife was alive and they were on a vacation?
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>>215966802
>The other imunees are deluded, short-sighted, or have lost all hope
which is the way it should be. there's no use fighting a lost cause. roll with the punches, have fun on the way down, etc'
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>>215966825
It's not a lost cause at all, you're just not being imaginative enough
The whole world's resources are at your disposal, she hasn't even tested "Hivemind, tell me how to reverse the effects"
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>>215966824
That's true, I think it would just be a fucked up situation for anyone
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Sure smells brown and semitic in this thread. 4chan should require a DNA test to post.
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>this is considered good writing in 2025
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>>215966861
>pluribus, get me everyone brown and semitic and a shit load of deadly gas
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>Season Finale
>Carol has some sort of victory over the hivemind
>Timer on screen pops up
>It starts counting down again
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Hey Hivemind
Two Chicks
At the same time
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honestly what else would you do other than just request your favourite celebs to make a harem and potentially impregnate them all before you get turned
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>>215966960
There you go.
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>hey pluribus, make all the indians and jews and blacks and russians and chinese jump off a cliff
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Please do not redeem the virus ma'am
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>>215966996
According to the rules, they can't kill themselves, but what you could do is get everyone to congregate somewhere, and then drop a warhead.
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So this is the new epic hit from the acclaimed creator of bald man makes meth
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It's a metaphor for chat gpt
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>>215966968
>entire culmination of human history and knowledge presented to you unbiasedly
I'd probably get bored of learning though and LARP large scale battles with drugs before becoming insane and mowing as many as I can down.
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>>215967583
Yes this is bald meth man lawyer's cranky woman just won't cheer up
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>>215966765
She kinda dislikes the hivemind because they killed her girlfriend.
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>>215967212
What happens when one of them dies of cancer or something? Do they all feel it? What about when an infant craps itself, do hey all feel their pants filling up with shit?
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>>215968145
In the show carol tries to get zosia drunk and then carol asks her the same thing. Zosia says “no it doesn’t work like that” and then they moved on in conversation.
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>>215966934
it's about the journey anon. if you can't figure out the ending of most movies and shows that come out today you're a dimwit.
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>>215967753
How does it connect to the extended Malcolmverse?
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>>215968145
Do you feel every skin cell die? It's the same.



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