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gen x'ers weren't really like this right? this is movie is shockingly bad, like really embarrassingly bad and unfunny and totally disconnected from reality in the most tone deaf way possible. its like kevin smith really thought if he put enough pop culture references in a film it would distract you from the fact that the plot is irredeemable dreck. kevin smith is a fucking hack and its amazing to me anyone ever took this moron seriously
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It portrays 90s slacker culture pretty well. Not saying it's a good movie, but people were definitely like that.
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>>216044062
Still better than Clerks. Also, OP is gay.
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>>216044062
>watching Mallrats for the plot
People on this board are really retarded.
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>>216044133
I watch for she
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>>216044220
Gen Xer's really like this, right? This is shocking stupid, that Kevin Smith thought if he put enough of Joey Lauren Adams' sweet twat in a film it would distract you from the fact that the plot is irredeemable dreck.
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>>216044062
The movie is only bad because kevin smith is a bad director. Otherwise it's good and fun to watch.
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Who the fuck says dreck?
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>>216044107
kevin smith outed himself as a perverted freak with this film. jason lee's obsession with sex is intolerable, he's also an obnoxious unlikeable prick with no redeemable qualities the entire film that we're suppose to care about for some reason? who is rooting for that guy? and absolutely nothing of value or meaningful ever happens in the film its mostly just a disgusting fat slob living out his least demented fantasies
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>>216044062
I like Mallrats. Probably because I think Jason Lee is funny. I didn't start not liking Kevin Smith movies until Dogma.
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>>216044062
>gen x'ers weren't really like this right?
Whatever
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>>216044062
TODAY ON ANOTHER EPISODE OF: ZOOMERS BITCHING
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>>216044220
What does that have to do with the irredeemable plot? Cringe!
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>>216044118
You posted this in a Clerks thread yesterday. No one else on the face of the earth agrees that Mallrats is better. Pretty much every critic thought he redeemed himself with Chasing Amy but that Mallrats blew chunks. I liked all of his early stuff anyway, but clearly Mallrats suffered from the sophomoric curse.
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>>216044387
They're just angry they'll never experience malls at their peak.
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>>216044133
honest to god by the time they finally got to truth or date finale i was threatening my TV telling jason lee to shut the fuck up and that id beat the shit out of him
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>>216044317
you're gay and stupid
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>>216044220
>for she

That's so CUTE!! Instead of "her", you wrote she, like a little kid would mistake it. hahaha! That's so whimsical and twee of you!!
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>>216044442
Why didn't he shut up? You were telling him. That seems rude for the movie to keep talking like that.
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>>216044220
Perfect lil' titties. I used to love her on the show "Top of The Heap", one of 3 failed Married With Children spinoffs.

Bet you don't know as much as I do about hot actresses and Ed O'neal?
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>>216044434
Critics aren't good with stupid ass comedies. And they were wrong. Kevin Smith fucking sucks. His curse is eternal.
>>216044442
reddit behavior
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>>216044062
Easily K-Fed's worst film. I think he was trying to make Porky's for the 90's but he fell flat on his face in a huge puddle of shit.
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>>216044062
This movie pwns Kevin Smith's brown and taint and foreskin every night
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>>216044512
>Easily K-Fed's worst film
Even if you buy into the hype of Kevin Smith, Mallrats is easily better than most of what he made in his career. Seriously, take another look at his filmography.
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>>216044550
Did Smith make "Tusk"? I remember his daughter and picrel cameo'd in it.
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>>216044062
It’s maliaianl core. Pulp fiction is generally x era
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>>216044512
You’re an idiot. Everything after dogma was way worse.
I like mall rats..
>>216044258
The plot about the couple breaking up works well enough
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>>216044062
STINKPALM'D
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>>216044594
>brown
I still haven’t seen a worse way to refer to that
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>>216044594
KEVIN SMITH HUGE JORTS
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>>216044665
>I like mall rats
This is a brave post to make. Didn't you read the OP? Don't you know it was a flop among critics? Your ignorance is profound.
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>>216044220
Never liked her face or voice. Other than that, 7/10
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>>216044512
K-Fed? No one calls Smith that.
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>>216044507
>mentioning reddit here

Just KYS
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>>216044453
go back
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>>216044062
I think we can all agree that he needs to make WAY more films starring his daughter (who is just him in a wig.)
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>>216044220
enhance
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>>216044062
Oh look another tranny thread trying to convince people that 10/10 movies are bad.
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>>216044220
You know panty stuff is the kinda of thing 1990s Kevin smith jacked to nightly.
It’s okay, so did i
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>>216044787
Remember when Depp's daughter wore that shirt that said snowbunny on it, in public?
>>216044795
You need the 4k, bro.
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>>216044466
don't worry, i stopped paying attention and feeling inspired i rushed to /tv/ immediately. i missed the conclusion but im guessing everything worked out for everybody in the end despite there being absolutely no reason for any of the imbecile main characters to succeed. nothing was gained, nothing is learned. in the end everyone was the same unlikeable selfish loser prick they always were and they got the girl in the end. thanks kevin
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>>216044795
Not. Even the best panty shot in mvoie
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>>216044062
Mallrats? More like Shitrats LMFAO
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>>216044835
Yeah, it's a comedy. Selfish loser pricks getting the girl at the end is funny. Go jerk yourself off with some tragic romance shit.
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>>216044387
It's true, but I do feel bad for them. They'll never know how good it was.
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>Remember when Depp's daughter wore that shirt that said snowbunny on it, in public?
Do u remember this!

Post the snowbunny pic, you hoser!
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I thought it was pretty funny
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>>216044062
>kevin smith really thought if he put enough pop culture references in a film it would distract you from

Has anyone ever made a successful stinkpalm reference eating chocolate covered pretzels, or has anyone stinkpalmed? I just cant help myself.
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>>216044951
Sure.
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>>216045072
She killed billions
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>>216045119
Good. They deserved it.
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>>216045072
Thanks brother. I never get tired of seeing her huge titties.
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>>216044594

i kind of miss when celebrities were even more idiotic with social media than now and treated twitter like some sort of diary
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>>216045175
she shows off her big eraser nipples in the idol
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>>216045501
I like her because she looks abnormal. Like Anya Taylor Joy, they are perfect for medieval or historical films. Northman, the King, etc. They look beautiful.

When they're put in modern settings, I seriously think "Yo this bitch looks like an alien get her the fuck off my screen"
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>>216045760
Maisiechads know that feel.
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I loved this movie when I was a teenager and Brodie was my hero. Now I realize Brodie was a fucking poser because he genuinely believed Stan Lee built the Marvel universe
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>>216044586
>Did Smith make "Tusk"?
Likely. Definitely an Exec Producer.
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>>216044062
>its like kevin smith really thought if he put enough pop culture references in a film it would distract you from the fact that the plot is irredeemable dreck
It worked for family guy which has been on the air for 20 years.
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>>216046290
Fucking retard
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what happened to Claire Forlani anyway
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>>216045786
>OYSTERS CLAMS AND COCKLES
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>>216045213
Social media ruined sports and celebrity culture. Getting a behind the scenes peek used to be special. Now anyone can find out everything from the political views of their favorite obscure actor all the way down to what they ate for breakfast.
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>>216044453
This has got to be the fucking gayest post I've ever read on 4chan
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>>216047175
>Claire Forlani
Loved that slut. Harvey told her to get lost. Too many whores to waste time on Claire. Filthy whore probably fucked Brad Pittu.
#StopAsianHate
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>>216044062
>>216044317
For me, growing up was rewatching that movie and siding with Michael Rooker's dad character.
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>>216044258
I'm gen x and I don't like it. I don't like any kevin smith movie.
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>>216044787
this flick will be 10 years old next year
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>>216045501
>>216045175
Some sad ass bee sting sized itty bitty titties
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It has some funny lines, but it's not good.
I don't think anyone claims it's good.
What I find odd is how emotionally invested you are in this strawman.
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>>216047616
That’s because you are a loser, so you wouldn’t get it
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>>216044062
>totally disconnected from reality in the most tone deaf way possible.

Isn't his whole thing is that he just wants to play sega all day?
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gen xers worshipped death, people who killed, killed themselves, did heroin, smoked crack, died, etc. and preached anti-establishment whatever
then they all immediately got office jobs at age 30
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>>216044594
I'm starting to wonder if social media was the true downfall of Kevin Smith.
Like things were trending down but Dogma and Clerks 2 were at least enjoyable.
That was around the time twitter started and everything since has been irredeemable garbage.
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>>216047877
first it was his weight, no self control, needed to be shamed and almost die to lose it
then it was superhero crap becoming the most popular thing ever and he would "joke" about how he was making movies about that culture 10/15 years earlier and gets no credit, which is true, but he doesn't deserve credit
then it was hanging around with Seth Rogan and Judd Apatow and shit (a true keep it rather than need it link up situation) which led to him becoming a late-in-life stoner retard
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>>216047407
Kevin Smith sure came across like an idiot posting all of his mask hysteria on Twitter during Covid. I had mixed feelings about him before, but that made me think less of his intelligence.
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>>216044062
Even if you like Kevin Smith movies, Mallrats is widely considered his worst film of that era (normally I would say of his entire filmography but I have no idea what he's done in the last 10+ years) and almost tanked his (at the time) fledgling career.
However, Gen X'ers really are like that, which is why his films resonated with enough people to give that guy a career in the first place.
I remember when it came out. It was pretty divisive back then, especially with Shannon Doherty at the time being pretty controversial herself because she had a rap for being a diva. She had just gotten fired from 90210.
It was a minor miracle that Kevin got to work ever again after that. The film bombed critically and financially at a time when comedies were easy money.



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