This lil nigga shows up in your room and just stares at you. How do you respond?
>>216103498scream like a little girl how the fuck would i respond
>>216103498Shoot it in the head with the pistol I keep near my headboard for just such situations.
>>216103498If I understand, this is a metaphor for a child sexual abuse, you cope with aliens if you were molested. Sadly.
>>216103576That's just a cope for people who can't handle the reality of aliens (demons)
>>216103498had this happen but it was more grey like south park aliens and the skin looked shiny like latex or something, giant black eyes blinking at me, i just kept closing my eyes and trying to move til i snapped out of the sleep paralysis.shit ruined my whole day though.
>>216104093how was your bumhole after your uncle left?
>>216103498>"Are ya winnin', earthling?"
>>216103498
>>216103520>not giving in to one last pole rub before getting abducted and anally raped (*(((probed)))*)
>>216104108bigger than yours homo
>>216103498>pull down pants>start masturbating
Communion was a bit of a bummer, I always wanted to watch it based on this pic and when I did this was the only unsettling scene in the entire movie.
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>>216103498I wouldn't say a thing. I'd listen to what he had to say, and that's what noone did.
Wank harder
>>216104163We don't probe your anus. That's just propaganda created by your own government.
>>216103498The same way I did when they did show up last time, I stared back.
>>216104664can I pilot the ship for a bit? if I do good can I bomb run a couple of rouge planets?
>>216103498 dance problem
>>216103498Come on in bro, no need to be shy, we'll put on Aliens and order a pizza
>>216103498Is that thing bulletproof?
>>216104947Why do you always steer toward violence as the first choice?
>>216103498Whip my dick out if it was female.
>>216103543that doesn't work. because they put you in a sleep paralysis then anally probe you.
>>216104978Violence gets shit done
>>216103498whoa
>>216105083Only to the foolish and dimwitted.
>>216105112Guess everyone in every country ever created were fools then
>>216103498turn on the lights and ask him what he wants
>>216105127Yes.
Abstract, otherworldly weird aliens are much much scarier than fearsome , organic looking ones. If you add claws, veins, wrinkles, a predatory beastly disposition, etc, to a gray (like in Altered, for example) you get a generic monster. Communion understood this. Lil blue doctors dont count cause they aint scary, theyre bros, and plenty otherwordly, prune faces and all.
>>216103498slowly start stroking my cock and tell him it isnt going to suck itself
>>216103498>please be female
>>216105751Ok, real question. If they’re such an advanced and intelligent species, why are they always portrayed in such a tired horror trope?
>>216105829Real answer: They're not an advanced and intelligent species, they're literal demons
>>216103498Go to his room and stare at him.
I'd like to meet the elk hunting aliens.
>>216105829>why are they always portrayed in such a tired horror trope?they're demons or some head thingspace aliens is
>>216103498The US obsession with anal is getting decades beyond tired.
>pop smoke into room>run and gun with lightning reflexes into doorway cover>blast him>covered in dense smoke with full cover DR for the next one
>>216103498>sup lil nigga, you lost?
>>216105968>>216106103So they’re feeding on your fear then.
>>216103498I start strokin it
>>216105968Plot twist: por que no dos?
>>216106130Bingo.That and also giving weird demonic ideas to the people who they "nicely" abduct.
>>216105829Every 'monster' in every story told is a dream or a nightmare of what we could become.
>>216106130>>216106162nobody can 'feed on fear'. There's no plural of energy. Anytime some hippy starts talking about 'energies' your asshole bleeds.
>>216103498Rape it before it has a chance to rape me
>>216106185What are you afraid of?
>>216106058Aphis 1 or whatever the fuck his name was seemed chill
>>216105829because if they were surgically efficient like some hyper advanced biologist that would be boring
>>216103498stare back and it and beg it to take me away to its world
>>216105829in Communion, Whitley Strieber actually says that even though they have advanced technology, and some strange and complex ways of communicating with and evoking emotions in humans via their technology, on an individual level, they're actually seemingly less intelligent, and act in almost a hive-like and mechanical way
>>216103626This is the fact.Also, they look exactly like pic related, without the tampering obscuring the eyes. Their cranium size is their prominent feature.Yes they are real, yes they are demons.
>>216103498Just ignore him like the rest of my sleep paralysis hallucinations
>>216103543You just shot your son in the head. He was just wearing his Halloween mask.
>>216105968>They're not an advanced and intelligent species, they're literal demonsA species can travel, say hundred of millions of light years is so far beyond us in intellect. Of course, you would interpret this as demons, but to them we're like a worm.
>>216105968Why wouldn't immortal spirits be intelligent and advanced?
>>216106496This is in the book?
>>216106579do you think if a nigger was capable of living 5000 years it would somehow end up a genius?
>>216106653yes he mentions is in the book, that especially the little dudes in overalls seem to act almost like appendages of some global apparatus, or like ants in a colony, sharing one directive or mind
>>216106809Hmm… i need to read this book
>>216104216Maybe the lil nigga was the friends we made along the way..
>>216106931>clean it jaayni
>you will never have your seed stolen from you by a space girl for the purposes of interspecies breeding
>>216106902>that suitthis is definitely a human time traveler in a special time travel safety suit
>>216103498Magdump 8 .45 HST rounds, roll out of bed, reload, and reacquire.
>>216107051Duh. What are the odds it'd happen a second time?
>>216107051this documentary was so fucking awesomelove this dude, so basedI like how his alien succubus waifu/baby momma is just a grey with some nice tits and black blunt bangs hairI also love black blunt bangsthis guy is a fellow connoisseur
>>216104985>Gaylien Invaders
Aliens are the biggest whores in northern Ukraine now
>>216107154>the cuck mantid
>>216107154i'm actually envious he had this experience and believes in in wholeheartedly and will take it to his grave
>>216107154are we sure that's an alien and not an average asian woman?
>>216107154anywhere to watch this whole thing with the paintings? cant find it on youtube
>>216107737apparently free on fandango at home, whatever the fuck that is
>>216107051Their unholy abomination.
>>216107866ah fuck that ill just find a rip of it on a random site im not logging into fandango zzzzzz
>>216103498I inform them that they will regret this moment as I have (to their misfortune) a particularly deviant fetish for incredibly smooth-skinned and abnormal appearances. I jerked off to the passages about the 72 virgins in the Quran. I've jerked off to Jada Smith more times than I care to count. These ayys are, unfortunately, exactly my type. Tonight, they are the ones being probed. Ayys are gayys tho so they'll probably like it.
>>216107909she answered the call
>>216104927>>216104859>tfw the ayyys just want to have a cool dance party on their ship
mfw a communion thread
>>216103498Blast that thing right in its slimy black lil eyeball with a HEALTHY dose of nuttt
>>216106255i don't visit /x/ at all really, but from what i hear, there are some that are chill and want to help. Some that are just there to observe and study and don't really mean to get in your way. Some that are pranksters but otherwise mean no harm, and some that are just evil fuckers.
>naked, lanky, short, poor proportionsI could probably 1v1 him physically nocap
>>216106576The species that developed the tech, yes. But that does not mean the ayys that show up are.You think we put the scientists that design the turbopumps for the rockets on the apollo missions? No we put ex-pilots on them. They weren't dumb guys by any means, but they also weren't the ones designing the craft or doing orbital calculations by hand.
>>216108303So what you're saying is that they put demons on the ship? Why?
>>216104803why do you want to bomb mars?
>>216108334no... not really. More like the Ape we shot into space back near the beginning of the space race.
>>216104175this is the correct answer
>>216104664Uh...
>>216106238As a grownup male, not much. I have concerns about hygeine and safety, beyond that, fear is a low priority. Not all people operate on fear.
>>216107154not a bad docu tbdesu i do think he just has some sort of trauma hes coping with his story of being abducted and sex with the hybridsman i need a tall strong alien mommy with bangs to force me to breed with her
>>216103498>FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WHATEVER YOU DO PLEASE DON'T MILK MY PROSTATE AND JERK ME OFF FOR MY SEED PLEASE NOOOOOOOOOOO
>>216103498https://youtu.be/j1uMXjbOyyw
>>216104859humanoid.
>>216103498>tfw ayyyy's aren't humanoids>just a bunch of weird shrimp and lizard looking things and shit
>>216107051>>216107154They can give her hair and a fucking nightgown but can't give her a human looking face? I don't think I'd be able to get hard of this thing mounted me desu
>>216103498depends if it's female or not
>>216107154reminds of that Brazilian guy who got abducted aliens and fucked one of the aliens
become god of the internet o algo
>>216103498These little faggots have tried to abduct me a couple of times. The rely on fear to for their paralysis to work. If you’re not afraid you can move. They’re physically weak. I’ve punched one of these faggots so hard, it’s face caved in. The others looked in fear, as I went gorilla on them. I picked another one up over my head and broke its spine on my knee. They retreated. All these little niggers are is faggots. The worst is the Mantids. They’re the world’s biggest cucks. They bioengineer women to get fucked by BEC (BIG EARTHLING COCK). They’re all faggots that want to stick things in someone’s ass or watch their women get impregnated.
Blast it to hell with my trusty ole snubby. Does this motherfucker think we fuck around down here? This is WAR, baby. Might even roast the motherfucker and feed it to my dogs. Come, fellas, you're having some NIGGER for dinner
>>216103498Rape them. That's why aliens wouldn't mess with me. They know they would get their bumholes destroyed.
>>2161059684chan schizo don't call something I don't understand demonic challenge: impossible
>>216108303>Be alien species>Develop hyper advanced interstellar travel>Put demons on your ships and send them to underdeveloped planets for a laughCheeky cunts
>>216103498I wouldn’t respond. I’d listen and that’s what no one else did.
>>216109262She’s got a bangin body.
>>216103498As a child I had a sleep paralysis episode featuring that bastard after reading Communion. I waited for it on the roof of my house at night for months after that. I thought they were coming to take me away, take me to my real family.
>>216105968>AMERICA
