Was this the BIGGEST live news fail ever?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ht-DQKVacG4
>Sum Ting Wong>Wi To Lo
>>216443247Link?
>>216443219What's the fucking story anyway? There is no way in hell it was a mistake, nobody is retarded enough to pronounce that name like that. Did someone type it as a prank in the prompter and she read it? Can't think of anything else.
>>216443362It was an honest mistake, anon. Let's give her the benefit of the doubt, for Deedee Megadoodoo's sake
The funniest thign is that even her correction was wrong the second time.
>>216443362she did it so deedee would never be forgotten
>>216443430>so deedee would never be forgottendeedee who?
You're trying to get me to talk about jake tapper but I won't.I won't do it!!!
>>216443533>I won't do it!!!You are STRONG, anon. RESIST
>>216443487megadoodoo
>>216443547>megadoodoo
>>216443219I don't have the webm but the one where they were showing a chimp and the white news anchor tells her black coanchor it looks like himcut to the next day and she's sobbing on a couch doing a public apology while he sits there awkwardly
>>216443555LMAO this sounds hilarious I want to see it
>>216443362is it really that hard for you gringos to understand that the pronounciation of english makes no fucking sense to the point you yourselves fuck it up constantly?
>>216443377The other theory is that she knew her IRL and hated her guts. Which is possible I guess. Mocking the dead.
>>216443594What did Deedee Megadoodoo do to her to deserve such treatment?
>>216443725LOOOOOL
>>216443555wtf the guy even agreed with her
>>216443219>>216443247>>216443254https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4V8zkhfDGMw
>>216443362probably some degree of myopia when you arent used to seeing a sequence of letters in that order your brain gets jumbled
>>216443774Incredible
>>216443725>that side aiyep ai slop
>>216443219She's so hot bros
>>216443592English is a high IQ language paco.
>>216443555>>216443575>>216443772https://youtu.be/lzHQarVhG6I?si=nFRL5Cn6u_oi9V6G
>>216443879OHNONONONONONONONOOOOOOOOO
>>216443774I love how she has no awareness she's being punked. Ron Burgundy wasn't even a parody.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SC7WYAvpJTESo many to choose from.https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=news+anchor+fail+compilation
>>216443774Is this AI? There is no way this is real.
https://youtu.be/Mh4f9AYRCZYhttps://youtu.be/5aLKEwVRm78
>>216444175No, it's real. The news anchor's epic fail went viral at the time it happened.
This is a fail for the person being interviewed... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mnV7xfGpWas
>>216443219There's one where the anchor and on field reporter started getting into it live. Reporter was old dude like 65+ and anchor pretty much told him to do his job and go interview someone and it's pathetic that he's so old and "out in the field" but he was completely right old guy had a chip on his shoulder
>>216443219A mega doodoo?
This one where they were supposed to be interviewing some legal expert about a lawsuit but accidentally put some random guy on who was just there for a job interview and he ran with it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5aLKEwVRm78
>>216444261this one?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtzG3wdF_IU
>>216443725me on the leftand middle
>>216443875then how do niggers speak it? checkmate fatso
>>216444362Do dey be speaking it doe? furreal
>>216444244>why are you gay?>who says I'm gay?>you are gayAnd pasta later. Peak television.
>>216444068shes just reporting what shes given. even if she did realize it was a joke, its unprofessional to give up or start laughing or whatever in the middle, given the possibility that it really was real and a hilarious coincidence
I SO PALE
>>216444362They don't lmao>rest of world adopts english as lingua franca>subsaharan africans can't, and instead invent a "language" which doesn't have grammar rules and you can just make chimp noises instead of describing things
>>216443362My guess is - somebody typing out the script for the teleprompter probably put that in there as a placeholder, thinking they'd go look up the person's name or maybe even spell it out phonetically and they just forgot to go back and correct it before they went live.
>>216444175Beat it, kid. No one wants you around
>>216443879Yeah, that was a bone-head mistake. It's easy to make a casual joke with a fren or a colleague and have it be taken as a deliberate insult. These two hadn't known each other very long, so I can see how she didn't realize how inappropriate the gag was until after she said it. I sometimes say things that could be misinterpreted by my black frens, but I catch myself quickly and apologize immediately. But we're cool and everybody knows I don't intentionally insult people. Apologies exist for a reason.
>>216444333Yeah that's it
>>216444533What the hell? Africans have a language based on jar jar binks?
>>216444261There was clearly some bad blood between those two. It's tough to work together when two people are pissed at each other.
>>216443362It's a silly name, come on now. Who the fuck spells their kids name like that and combines it with that stupid ass last name.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=supooUayFoc
>>216444729Wasnt the reporter demoted and anchor took his spot or something iirc?
>>216444763Yes, it's literally said in this clip>I used to be your boss>Yeah, USED to>>216444333
>>216443362Some zogdog cop woman died and the news reporter was based and desecrated her memory by implying she was shit by intentionally mispronouncing her name.
>>216444763I have no clue. But men that age don't get in a pissing match (on the local news) unless shits bad between. Most professionals would simply play it off and move on until a more appropriate time. These two both got nasty.
>>216444763>>216444798Yeah but IRC he wasnt demoted just the place they both worked for closed and they found themselves working at the same news station years later or something like that.
>>216443219https://youtu.be/Tp76cHN2FDU?si=1_A1z1OAzvgcgYFpThis one was pretty funny. Also idk if this had ever been confirmed after the fact but that gas was 100% set off/create by an attendee.
>>216443592Is it hard to understand English just absorbs foreign words with minimal modification so we are confused as you when some African or chink word gets in there It’s Germanic grammar with Latin words pasted in and then absorbed a shit ton of other shit thanks to the way it is constructed
>>216444858Oh DAYUM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwum9fntH7U&list=PLYirEpC1Vo38Ji_5S7f1CxBiaGiFPg8Ln&index=19
Religious hotline producer floods his studio doing baptisms https://youtu.be/YUo_sR6IB7M
>>216443362she had to take a mega doodoo so she couldn't think straight
>>216444712>west africans can only make grunting noises and point>we'll just call it a language, in fact a super special language that can morph and change, but it's okay because negroes are magical and can implicitly understand each other somehowHere, have a readhttps://www.bbc.com/pidgin
>>2164441753 producers were fired over it.I think the narrative is that an intern was given that list of names and he passed it along to the news studio.
>>216444753I hope all the trolls are happy with themselves. Some poor bastard trys to do something friendly for the community, and haters systematically sabotage it until the kind effort is completely discouraged and ruined. We are the people our parents warned us about.
>>216443879Man i love it when people compare me to gorillas. Gorillas are fucking awesome.
>>216445000LOL
>>216445000What the fuck is this absolute brainrot shit?>HUURRR DURRR CHAT WHAT DO I DO OMG LOLSORANDOM!Who fucking watches this shit?
>>216445130My mom calls the Nigerian professors gorillas to their face at work and they love it
>>216444753Not a news fail, but still pretty funny. Plus, he whines about being a victim, then he victimizes the cake.
>>216444936>anon casually posts an entire playlist of hot news anchors swimming in bikinisI kneel
>>216444873One of them prolly had a gas fetish
>>216444897Don't forget all that Old French and Greek. English must be a nightmare to learn as a second language.>Germanic root>Heavy Latin influence >Close proximity to France>Irregular conjugations out the ass>Synonyms so numerous they almost seem redundantYikes. It makes me wonder how the hell I ever became a C2 level speaker.
>>216444873One of them prolly had a fas getish
>>216445009This feel like something one of you guys wrote as a joke
>>216444798you gotta be a real dork to set yourself up that badly, no wonder the other guy passed him.
>>216445244Peoples reactions discovering that page is one of my favorite things on the Internet
>>216443774My god. Americans really are this dense. It's why I love coming here.
>>216444175zoom zoom
>>216445260Yes, I think the demotion was probably deserved
>>216443774Dude even 20 years ago I thought that image was a shop what the fuck it's real hahahahahaha
>>216445116Do you know where you are???
>>216445280Don't blame all of America for the insanity that happens in San Francisco.
>>216445263Imagine being the dude that gets to rewrite thosr articles like that kek
>>216443219>>216443362Deedee MegaDoodoo was literally her nickname you idiotshttps://abcnews.go.com/US/police-officer-killed-traffic-stop-impaired-driver-christmas/story?id=60012386>"Deidre -- DeeDee, as she was known to her friends and colleagues -- gave her life serving the community which is something she loved to do. Those who knew DeeDee would tell you that in her 32 years of life, and her seven and a half years with the police department, she always went above and beyond of what was asked of her or required of her," Conrad said on Monday.
I so pale
>>216445432Curious how your """"""""source""""""""" leaves out the Megadoodoo part.
>>216445450The mega doo do9s were her going above and beyond(the toilet rim)
>>216445379... Oh, yeah. I forgot for a moment. I was replying to a bit as if it was real, and all of us are awful here in this meme hell. For a brief second I deluded myself into believing I was human. I don't know what came over me. Is it early onset scrombolbeetees?
the funniest thing is that megadoodoo was hit by a sewage truck
>>216443219What about the grape lady?
>>216445500I've seen the evidence left behind by some very frightening toilet events in the bathroom at my job. I've seen poops that defy gravity. I have found poop in places no normal poop would be able to reach. It's terrifying. Fuckin' haunted bathroom, bro.
>>216443219It was probably this.
>>216445751What about her?UUUUHHHHH UH UH UH UH UHHH
>>216445735>was hit by a sewage truckNO FUCKING WAY
>>216445751https://youtu.be/-RVyoAVgeyI
>>216445780Think that was a bigger fail as she actually fell down
>>216443219COOK THE MAN SOME FUCKING EGGS BITCHhttps://youtu.be/i_KKkfXTkTo?t=5
>>216445798YeahGrape lady was also physically bigger than even the megaest of doodoos
>>216445899Why didn't she just suck his dick? Is it because he's Irish?
>>216445917Yes it isHe's a mother-whoring Irish nigger and his kind is not welcome on the five boards
>>216443774>>216443219Oprah's legendary 9000 peniseshttps://youtu.be/7liYfhRgXGk?si=uDEzPbWwlH9K1Z6w
>>216444175we were all there watching it on the day
>>216443219Diedre should be easy to pronounce, it’s the nigga from Naruto (the clay explosives ataskuki guy)
>>216443879i want to apologise to all the gorilla faced viewers in the community
>>216446074Oprah isn't live or a news program
>>216443362Nickname was deedee and teleprompter dude probably typed in last name phonetically, same reason john travolta fumbled adele dazeem. Its their fault really, shes just the fall guy.
>>216443362Her nickname was Deedee and she was known at the precinct for taking huge dumps that would constantly plug the toilets
>>216443774Hoo lee Fuuk
>>216445130Gorillas are manly animals after all
>>216445751My friend and I have a bit where anytime we lightly bump into something we'll go into OUHHH AU AU AUOOGGGHHH OUHHH AU AUGGGHHHH
>>216444239>this thread has been pruned or deletedlol
>>216446304lmao me and brother used to do that same gag for yearsMy ex hated, so one night when I was drunk I did it during sex and she punched me in the mouthObviously I didn't get to nut but telling my brother and our friends the story of how I got my little fat lip was definitely worth it
>>216446515>I didn't get to nutstory of your life! lol!
>>216446844LOOOOL
>>216446786I know you're not allowed to bring up not being a virgin here, but that was a long time ago nowMe touching any woman is also a long time ago if that helps
>>216446883Stop having sex
>>216444630>. I sometimes say things that could be misinterpreted by my black frens, but I catch myself quickly and apologize immediately.Shut up you faggot wigger pussy.
>>216443879why is it only the blacks that are upset by getting compared to simians
>>216446937I have
>>216446977Fair enough, but remember: It always pays to respect your friends' feelings... Oh, and be sure to fuck right off, bro.
>>216443362She had a bout of heavy burtations
>>216443362>nobody is retarded enough to pronounce that name like thatHave you never watched the local news? They are all literally mentally retarded human garbage. Look at her fucking face. Look at these fucking mongoloids.
>>216446844She had four Six Locos...
>>216443879
>>216445432>https://abcnews.go.com/US/police-officer-killed-traffic-stop-impaired-driver-christmas/story?id=60012386Conrad said that Mengedoht, who has a young son, had been on the police force for more than seven years.... Roger Burdette, 60, was allegedly under the influence when he crashed into the patrol car of Detective Deidre Mengedoht, killing the officer in the crash.Louisville Metro Department of CorrectionsAn MSD spokesperson called it a "tragic accident" and extended their condolences to the detective's family and the community, according to a statement obtained by ABC affiliate WHAS.... are we sure this wasn't an Onion story?
>>216447596It's realHappened on Christmas too
>>216445853what's the back story? dude was quitting that day and went out with a bang?
>>216447681It's a quote from a kiwi movie about maoris
>>216447507>They are all literally mentally retarded human garbage.It's true... i have cousin who's a tv weatherman; absolute human garbage he is.
>>216445280>>216443362You guys really don't know how dumb newcasters are. Retarded af and soulless too.
>>216447031Because deep down they know they are inferior.
>>216443219nah the bitch getting gunned down live, after that the CUT IT CUT IT policr pursuit where the dude blew his brains out while zoomed in on live tv
>>216447643damn, imagine being her son or any other close family member and this how your mom's death is immortalized on the internet.
>>216443774>the only time she realized something was potentially amiss was "Fuk">"Well, I guess I shouldn't pronounce it like a swear">continuesThat roastie has nothing in her head. Ideal woman?
>>216446074will never not be funny
>>216443362>nobody is retarded enough to pronounce that name like that.Never underestimate the retardation of your fellow man.
>>216443219"Los Angeles Niggers", no other blooper i have seen comes close.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVDdKlK6VAs
No cop deserves to be remembered positively.
>>216443219my favhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1Y6PchDYfw
>>216446074Omg, did they catched that 4chan guy?
>>216448230What about Chauvin?
>>216448401broke eye mountain
>>216447427Yea sorry i don't have retarded friends that are hounding me into groupthink. I say what i want around my friends. Keep pretending to fit in with black people, you will always be in the out group anyway. Reddit might be more your scene le ally retard.
>>216448544Cliffbanger
>>216445130Gorillas are badasses.
>>216448629Free Homo
>>216448514Ain't dead yet.
>>216443377https://youtu.be/6-9-FkwUrRo?si=ELr4F9rsT6y6APgN
>>216444873Didn't one of these people post on here asking how to clean their suit and they were provided the recipe for chlorine gas, then this story hits the news
>>216444873>>216448837
>>216443219https://youtu.be/UxrucIbOcEs?si=1n-B_KER8CNuY4AEBest version I could find.
>Boom Goes the Dynamite!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W45DRy7M1no
>>216448923But that's a victree, not a fail.
>>216448027>dude blew his brains out while zoomed in on live tvIs it this one? https://bestgore.fun/w/wRzYhuaAENqZY8bYkUKdgX
>>216448642>Gorillastheir dicks are only 2 inches long, it's funny considering how fucking HUGE they are everywhere else.
>>216448923This yt video will be 20years old in a few days
>>216448027>bitch getting gunned down liveI have the video somewhere, but can't find it.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murders_of_Alison_Parker_and_Adam_Ward
>>216443362>nobody is retarded enough to pronounce that name like that.Have you ever watched local news in your entire life?
>>216443362>nobody is retarded enough to pronounce that name like that.Have you ever watched non-local news in your entire death?
>>216448923I remember that from Tosh.0. Even if I had never watched sports, I would have walked on set and reported off the cuff. Sports reporting is all about showmanship.https://voca.ro/1n32HkFfOE7b
>>216448230Eat shit you'd be a niggers victim if not for the police
>>216448187How the fuck do you get to megadoodoo from that? I'm ESL and I'd say men-geh-doh or men-geh-dot. I don't know if the t is pronounced and that's it. Mega doodoo?
