I work with retards
>>216692721Being a janitor on 4chan.org isn't a real job.
>>216692721I unironically worked with retards. Well, volunteered to work with them. So I guess I did it for free too. It wasn't fun. It felt weird because all the people who were actually employed to help them were weird and miserable. But some of the retards were legitimately fucking funny.
>>216692775Imagine identifying more with the retards than the ultra educated people employed to help the retards. It's almost as if society has put labels on everything including the people trying to help. Wow
>>216692775A kid I grew up with had a brother with downs syndrome, and the tard used to refer to his mother as "ho" almost exclusively. He'd say "shut up, ho" all the time. It never got old - I shit myself laughing every time.
>>216692721family owned and operated, huh?
>>216692775We got this one kid, Mongo. Head like a drive in movie theater, but he's a good shit so we don't bust his chops too much.
I am technically disabled because of a Schizophrenia / Psychosis diagnosis, and my only employment choice after so long out of the workforce is a special program that hires people with disabilities. They have stuff on their website about "Not all disabilities are visible" but it still feels like it would be a cop out.. I won't feel i deserve to be their packaging boxes next to genuine retards making silly noises with munted faces some paraplegic.I have good reading / writing & information comprehension skills so they'll probably discern my """"disability"""" is bullshit right away.
>>216692721>>216692738fuck, being a developer on 4chan isn't a real job either. it's not like they make enough money to pay one person's salary
>>216693082well desu everyone in NZ is a bit retarded
I wanna work with retards, where do I apply?
Kino movie, possibly the last actually great comedy.
>>216693147send a message to yourself and the family group chat
>>216693376There were tons of great comedies after this. Don't suck off the Farelly brothers so much that the balls blind you from Napoleon Dynamite, which is a direct descendant of this flick.
>>216693418There weren't and Napoleon Dynamite is unwatchable shit.
>>216692830>the ultra educated people employed to help the retards...eh
>>216693430when was the last time you were happy?
>>216693464Last time I watched There's Something About Mary.
>>216692721>Neighbors have retard kid>entire family are wrestlers>retard kid has retard strength and wrestling skillsAbsolutely horrifying experience as a kid.
>FRANKS AND BEANS!
>>216692830>the ultra educated people employed to help the retardsKEK IDIOT. Every single one of them were women who went back to work after being a housewife. Their "ultra educated" consisted of community college classes. Half of them were morbidly obese. They were gossipy cunts too.
>>216693756Mary was a surgeon
>>216693082Technically, I'm bipolar with psychotic features, and I have a substance abuse disorder.Unofficially, I'm also schizoid, autistic, tourettic, and I'm a high functioning psychopath because of a TBI. I've had psychopathic tendencies my entire life but the TBI brought them to the surfaceI don't think I should put that last part on my resume
>>216694055leave the door unlocked so we can come inside tonight
>>216694055>I'm a high functioning psychopath The attention seeking frogposter types in the dark
>>216694089I dunno man the last time I left the door unlocked some asshole walked right in and stole like 17 of my nicotine vapes. I think it was one of my roommates desu. They're both incredibly low functioning (one is a literal brain-damaged beggar and the other can barely talk)In other words I shouldn't have any problems blaming the things I do on them. I already stole two of the beggar roommate's monster energy drinks. Like taking candy from a baby.At this point I'm just Professor Chaos, but God willing I am going to turn into Lex Fucking Luthor
>>216694090Obviously you think I'm just some gay frogposter LARPer. Usually I'm full of shit, but not anymore. And the less people believe me, the angrier I get. You don't want to get on my enemies list, you fucking faggot
>>216694055Resume, like someone like you would ever get a job lol
>>216694055TbI ? What is that?
>>216694152I any other time in history your family or the state would have locked you up in some hut and tried to forget about you, but you got taught to read and write and are free to interact with the general public. But the only thing you give back to that public is impotent rage and negativity. Western society should seriously reconsider its approach to dealing with subnormal life like this.
>>216692738Imagine having no life that you choose to spend your free time cleaning up shitposts lmao I can't even imagine what those fucks look or smell like
>>216693037Bad news, I backed over Mongo in the driveway and the dog chewed most of his face off before I could scrape him up.
I have a friend that works with retards, most of them are violent. He's doing God's work, I encourage everyone in here to volunteer and work with retards at least once in their lives.
>>216694191traumatic brain injuryi have the good kind of brain damage, the one that makes you a sober, highly motivated psychopathjesus christ this whole thread sounds like a gay LARP but it's all real
>>216695117>based anonGod bless you anon.
>>216693756Women can't even get along when doing jobs with no pressure or competition. If you ask any woman about work they're involved in some kind of feud
>>216695117there's retards and there's mutants, i've seen genuinely difformed retards, distorted freaks that should have been aborted at birthno thanks
