This is a private thread, only A-list anons may post, if you weren't invited you WILL be forcibly ejected
The thought of some 30+ year old autist nepobaby off his meds harassing a bunch of schmoozing a-listers with intentionally redundant questions is so funny to me.
Is Nick the new Luigi ?
>>216697818*Stares menacingly at your thread*
will we ever get a RocknRolla sequel?
>>216697818What's your name?What's your last name?Are you famous?
>>216697988No, he murdered someone people love.
>>216697818>autistic anon once got told to fuck off for being an autistic weirdo and didn’t have the spine to stand up for himself so he anonymously redirects that impotent rage onto a celeb that may have possibly done the same to someone else
>>216697925It's practically an SNL sketch
The trial of the century that ends Hollywood careers.
imagine being 6'2 Rob Reiners 6'3 kid and getting intimidated by Bill Hader
>>216698517I'm hoping he gets away with it so Hollywood types can truly feel our pain.Then they can sing "No Heaven" or whatever it's called from the motherfucking Beatles.
Just so I get this right, the only thing we know is that Bill and Nick had some sort of heated words the night of the incident. Everything else is just memein' right?
"Bill hater" it checks out.
Bill Hader seems genuinely evil. I can see him do some evil shit in an Epsteinian environment.
>>216698606No. Nick trashed Rob Reiner's home years earlier.He was a time bomb.He isn't even sorry. He's wondering "JUST WHEN IN THE FUCK ARE THEY GONNA GIVE ME MY DRUGS!? I THOUGHT I MADE MY WISHES CLEAR!?!?"
>>216698475This post will get no (You)s, except from me, because it touches a nerve
>>216697818>A-list threadSo what are you doing here?
>>216698648>Bill Hader seems genuinely evil. I can see him do some evil shit in an Epsteinian environment.Telling someone acting like a mentally-ill freak to go away is Epstein-level evil?Are you retarded?
>>216698712The "A" stands for Asshole.
>>216698724believing that's what actually happened
lawyer here, i don't know much (failed the bar exam 17 times) but one thing i do know; bill hader is going away for a looooooooooooong timepeople at the prison have even started called nick reiner 'ol saint nick' due to his joviality and the proximity to christmas, he's a folk hero
>>216698724They are, anon. Thank Obama for giving them phones.
>>216698724>Are you retarded?That's exactly the type of attitude that got the Reiners killed.
>>216698749Not them, but we should round up spergs.
>>216698417>people love Rob ReinerHis own kids didn't even love him
>>216698582the song is called imagine. how do you not know this? i think you should leave
>>216697818more like bill HATER
Do you think the defence will call Hader and O conan to testify?
>Conan and Hader are having a conversation>suddenly Conan cuts himself off mid-sentence>he begins sniffing the air; he senses a unfamiliar presence>begins scanning the room until he spots Nick Reiner>"Guards! Guuuaaards! Seize that man! Seize him and bring him to me!"
>>216697818this meme reminds me of classic 2015 /tv/
>>216698575Bill Hader is 6'1
Billa was loudly making jokes about how little Nicky Reiner used to give shoeshines and would make your shoes look like fucking mirrors. Nick got offended by this because he hasn't done any shoe shining in a long time but Bill insisted that Nick "go home and get his shinebox".
>>216697818When I was working as an extra on a night shoot with multiple horses, I was told by some piece of shit AD to stand directly behind a horse for a scene. I told him that if you ever spent any time at all on a ranch, they will tell you never to do that because the horse can buck and kick you in the fucking head and kill you instantly. He scoffed and said that these were trained horses. So we do one take and the actor is sitting on his horse is giving his monologue and his horse bucks and sends him flying off it. I look at the AD like what the fuck and he laughs. We do another take and when the actor fires a blank I immediately jump back just in case the fucking horse in front of me gets spooked. The AD shouts “Let’s try another take and this time don’t move!” And I hear them laugh in video village. Then, maybe a year later, a character in Barry says that they got scared because they saw a horse from a distance. I know this is paranoid, but I always felt that was a dig at me and what happened that night. Fuck you Bill Hader you fucking psycho
>>216699141Imagine beng more of a bitch than some hollywood nerd born with a silver spoon.
Bill Hader projects this image of the wholesome down to earth guy but you can tell he treats his underlings like shit and considers himself above everyone. Guys like him, these comedian turned "serious" actor types, always have deep seated issues and are control freaks who demand everyone bow to them. And it's likely he's got some secret torture chamber somewhere.
>>216698475Fuck off Bill.Your cliquey schoolgirl behavior at C-lister Hannukah party reflects poorly on you in front of the general public. Fuck off and cry about it while you're recording for a talking bird in a adventure time spinoff movie for Clem Fandango.
>>216697988>>216698417He's Wario
>>216698811>How dare you not know my holy holy holy Beatles song!Fuck off, Boomer dinosaur.
>>216699051I met him he's probably more like 5'9" without the lifts and only because his head is like 3 feet tall
>>216697925At my old job one of my coworkers would bring her autist son in to do the same thing. All the women thought it was cute but I always found it annoying having to do unpaid babysitting on top of my work responsibilities. And it was always toward the end of a busy 10 hour shift.
>>216699249Nick mogs
>>216699141You were right. Horses are twitchy with people or things moving in their blindspots. I wouldn't stand behind a horse. I knew someone who got kicked in the head by a horse and concussed and she was experienced and the horse knew her. It fucked her up for months.
>>216699201It’s crazy to me that a few days ago there was a thread on /tv/ talking about how evil women are because of the end of Midsomar where Florence Pugh sacrifices her boyfriend, /tv/‘s argument being that they were only dating and the guy had no obligation to be nice to Pugh after her whole family was killed or even to feel sorry for her but now /tv/ is getting spammed with threads trying to make people feel bad for an autistic druggie who murdered his parents because a stranger might have been mean to him?
>>216697988Nah, difference is Nick is innocent. (He was with me last weekend.)
>>216697818Is he the Andy Dick of this generation?
>>216698575Six foot two, I didn't know they stacked goo that high!
>>216699287I'm sorry that a woman of the night gave birth to you in a barn and that you've lived your entire life thinking that interacting like people you meet in real life in the same manner you do on 4chan is socially acceptable but in polite society the done thing is to be courteous to everyone you meet, thus the name.Hence it is generally frowned upon for balding men with middling careers portraying talking animals to be abdominally rude to drooling lackwits for no other reason than to stake their own position in a petty hierarchy.
>>216697818And you are...?
>>216699340Andy just wants to have a good time, these sad sacks who're doing downers because they're sad suck.
>>216699379Is this a meme or do you have genuine animosity towards Bill Hader? I hope it’s just a meme like the Dan “hold’er tighter she’s a fighter” Schneider memes because otherwise you just sound like a lunatic crying about being told to fuck off for being an annoying autist and are now projecting that onto Hader
>>216698606No, there’s more. But this is a private conversation so I think you should leave.
>>216699431Hader hands typed this post
>>216699431>being told to fuck off for being annoying autisticYou've got it anon, you are surrounded by asocial aspies that identify with a murderous drug addict
>>216699317#freenick
I hope Bill's daughters aren't getting any ideas from this tragedy
>>216699469You’re like the furry in high school everyone picked on that goes “see! That’s what they get for bullying!” anytime there’s some sort of shooting
>>216699493Why are you so quick to deflect the blame onto Nick and defend the millionaire A listers who should have known better?
>>216698781>tv’s frank is a freak loser enough to post on blueskysad
>>216699510Sounds like a brilliant sketch for Documentary Now, Bill. Hopefully you don't get your sick ass locked up before you can film it.
>>216699317Even if he did do it his father had TDS, Nick literally had no choice but to stab him and his mother to death.
>>216699431Bill Hader internet defense out in full force to defend their favorite Addams Family 2 actor through the means of self reporting their own enormous deficiency of social experience.Being rude to retards does not make you seem cool, it makes you look like a ass rivaling the steatopygic proportions of your mother. In case your dense self hadn't manage to figure out why Conan and Billy are in crisis mode right now.
Nick didn't do it.
>>216698695Anon that post was only made because OP struck a nerve lmfao
>>216699542This. The President already confirmed that TRUMP DERANGEMENT SYNDROME was the cause of death.
ITT: reddit commanding us to bow down to spergs.How about YOU give them the keys to your house and bank account?
>>216699510>this is just like high school!Grow up, you stunted ape.
I heard Rob and his wife stabbed each other over a penny.
How long until Sam Hyde makes fun of Hollywood jews dying despite crying when it happened to his guy?
>>216699578I'll give them the keys to the Lamborghini, Bud.
>>216697818>THIS IS MY PRIVATE THREAD
>>216698648Bill Hader is fucking awesome. You incels just hate anyone who's talented, successful, and happy.And this is why you resentful sons of bitches will never have sex in your lifetimes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfDjnAdczQIHader fucking rules. And who else could portray James Quall??
>>216698781Fugelsang?
>>216698800Sure they do and so do you. No one has reason not to love him.Fuck off, you contrarian incel cunt.
>>216699590umm who cares, sweatie?
>>216699655Well stated.
>>216698984lol, I can see and hear him doing exactly that were there a camera on him. I love Conan. Always will.
>>216699582I heard the same. Seems Nick was only covered in blood because he performed CPR on his parents and tried bravely to save their lives.
>>216699578>asking me about my mediocre career is basically the same as breaking into my house and fucking my Finding Doris memorabiliaNever ask a man his salary; a woman her age; Bill Hader if he's famous.
>>216699550>Being rude to retards does not make you seem cool, it makes you look like an ass rivaling the steatopygic proportions of your mother.Just because you never felt it necessary to grow up and not be annoyance to everyone around doesn’t mean society is obligated to treat you with kids gloves or be forced to put up with you being an autistic shitbag
gossipy fags
>>216699687That seems like the truth from what we know so far.
>>216699287maybe you should go somewhere more feminist and less fun since you’d fit in better
>>216699284I can't hear about a horse kicking someone without thinking about Steve.
>>216699624>talentedWhy isn't he in any real films if he's so talented?His filmography paints the picture of a man coasting through the animated sequel ecosystem that exists exclusively to provide sinecures to washed up snl alumni with no talent.
>>216699431>PEOPLE CAN ONLY HAVE FUN IF I ALLOW ITI’m sorry somebody lied to you about this
>>216699193>but you can tellNo. Bill is one of the nice guys, just like Conan. No one has stories about these guys being jerks. It's just the opposite.Word gets around about Ellen and Fallon and people who suck.There's no way Hader is one of them. Fuck you, paranoid incel.
>>216699287Bill Hader was like a surrogate father to Nick Reiner. He loved that man. Definitely not a stranger.
>>216699243He knew it. He was just embarrassed to write the title as if he did. So he called it by lyrics he knew by heart.lol
>>216699712oh, behave
>>216699773>No one has stories about these guys being jerks.But they do have stories of them being accomplices to murder, as of this week.
>>216698606>Everything else is just memein' rightI think it started as memes but autistic anons who can’t into satire took it at face value and hijacked to be like “see what happens when you don’t just stand and smile while an autist retard throws shit in your face?? It’s your own fault!”
>>216699793You must be 18 to post here.
>>216699379KYS, you antisocial reject. No one likes you.
>>216699767>it’s just a meme, bro!I hope so anon. I hope so.
>>216699287k
>>216699526Fuck you, you bad faith piece of shit. Why do you hate millionaire entertainers?I bet you write posts all bitter about "nepotism", don't you? You hate boomers? You hate anyone who made it?And yet you kiss the 99%'s ass and vote for billionaires because you're a racist idiot. Get it together, KHHV.
>>216699532Locked up for what??
>>216699655a few good men was the only decent thing that insufferable cunt ever did
>>216699949>Why do you hate millionaire entertainers?Because I’m a good person.Cram it already, fundie! Your jig is up.
>>216699708>still does not get that he's supposed to be indiscriminately manneredWere you raised by the internet you fucking oaf? Go punch a drywall. This is a private thread and I don't recall any spastics who think that not being equally polite to your social inferiors (and who the hell would that be in you case?) is socially acceptable in any setting being on the guest list.
>>216699773ummm he killed a guy?
>>216699708>doesn’t mean society is obligated to treat you with kids gloves or be forced to put up with you being an autistic shitbagThis is how white people feel towards jews and blacks and women and trannies
>>216699573If the president announces anything, you can be sure it's nothing officially "confirmed". Crazy old sociopath on his golden toilet shitting out KFC and Big Macs. The TDS is anyone DEFENDING Trump.
>>216699863>in the land of the weed-stinking SNL watcher advocating for manners is considered antisocialYou know when you act like a abrasive autist in public? No one likes that. They wish you would stop.
>>216699695LMAO
>>216700003Prove it.
Is Bill Hader worse than Hitler?
>>216699976>if a drugged out autist keeps interrupting you while you’re trying to have a conversation you NEED to listen to that drugged out autist and let him keep being an annoyance because it’s society’s fault he never sacked up and stopped acting like a toddler!
>>216699656>WHAT ABOUT HITLER>OY VEY WHAT ABOUT SAM HYDEweird thread…
>>216700032Oh hey Rob how’s it going? Didn’t know they had Internet access in Hell.
>>216700044burden of proof is on the state my guy this isnt india
>>216700047Yes. He’s Jewish.
>>216700071kek
>>216699708This. I hate all autistic losers if they get online and act like assholes. If they just do what they're told and watch Wapner at five and are excellent drivers I have no issue with autism.But you take to the online forums and start acting like pricks and I say you deserve to be shunned and bullied.
>>216700032lmao ok
>>216699773Nah you can tell by the way he’s defended he’s not goodHis defenders are being vitriolic and bringing up Sam Hyde and Hitler in desperation and turning the whole thing into a social status game
>>216700055No, the polite thing to do say something like “excuse me, I need to use the restroom,” step away from the conversation for a few minutes and then resume once the ‘tist leaves.But that sort of graceful approach is not possible at these Hollywood parties because they are having “important conversations” that are worth humiliating a person with special needs over.
>Is it more morally shameful to punch down on an awkward individual, or to punch up at elites?That’s the only thing happening itt
>>216699760Skeleton Twins? He's been in lots of "real" movies. I don't follow his childrens work though. You would. You like anime probably. A comedic actor doing comedies must blow your mind. But then there's a little thing on HBO called BARRY, fuckface. p.s.; TV is the new movies.
>>216699767What's fun about pretending some fucked up, spoiled little murderer was "bullied" by people trying to party with Conan?
>>216700055>nod>pretend to be interested>laugh>physically disentangle yourself from the conversationThere, try using that when your fenthead cousin comes over to the mobile home for Christmas.
>>216700104Sounds like you get outclassed by them and feel bullied Ironic
>>216699862Yes, I'm 46. Well versed in Beatles and Lennon and major songs everyone knows.
>>216700140>person with special needsThat’s what we’re calling drug addicts now?
#freenick #freepalestine
>>216700228Yes I am sure you are well versed in Satanic communist faggotry, yes.
>>216699959Stand By Me, This is Spinal Tap, The Sure Thing is probably my favorite.Princess Bride??Fuck off, you're retarded.
>>216700182>was in a SNL vehicle 12 years agoYeah, real talented guy.>I don't follow his children's workThen what the fuck do you follow?It's basically all he's done for the better part of a decade.
>>216699970Just based on what you're posting there you're the WORST person. Fuck off with your never-was meme attempt, seth.
>>216700207Sound advice, now anon what if it’s a strung out woman interrupting my conversations with her telling me about all the black baby daddies she has, do I extend the same courtesy?
a lot of people rely on social cruelty to feel legitimate>they confuse being allowed to reject someone with being entitled to degrade them>when that’s questioned, they hear:“you’re not allowed to protect yourself”Which isn’t what’s being said at all.What’s being questioned is whether contempt is required.The “people” defending Hader also defend murdering Palestinian children so…
>>216700278>Bill Hader was the anti-baskinposter this whole timeKEK, it’s kino. Fund trust band!
>did you see me tell that reiner kid retard to fuck off? I fucking sent him packing lol
>>216700035I'm smoking bongs RIGHT NOW! lolI love Hader, Conan, and Rob Reiner. This has been a sad time. The rest of the world agrees.Thought I'd wake and bake here on the west coast and laugh at the reject anarchist incels who are finding their way through this tragedy by pretending they don't feel pain over this and pretending the good guys were bad and the bad guy is "our guy" and all that contrarian shit.Don't ever change, 4chan!
>>216700383vax status?
>>216700122Yeah, you look at the defenders and that frames the truth. fucking incel retard.
>>216700383Damn you totally don’t have a pre loaded narrative set up to stop you from considering real empathy
>>216700306>telling a high-off-his-balls druggie who is purposefully being annoying at a party he was dragged to by his parents because he wanted to stay home and keep getting high to go away is now a political issueI love 4chan
>>216700246Based.
>>216700275That was not an SNL vehicle at all. They don't even make those anymore. Not for decades.You sidestepped Barry again. You guys like to pull up a filmography and try to define someone based off it, lol. Like "what has he done LATELY though? No billion dollar franchises?? What a failure! kek, based!"You people are retards.
>>216700429If only you were smart enough to be a part of what makes 4chan good like my post you just lazily and worthlessly responded toI bet you think you’re above this conversation despite not being smart enough to legitimately participate in itYou’re probably a libtard
>>216700401Six boosters. Two more weeks, schizo!
>>216700306Nick should have stabbed Bill and Conan too desu lets not kid ourselves here. I hope Bill sees the inside of a prison cell for at least a decade for this.
>>216700411The empathy is for ROB and MICHELLE, you fucking dolt. Not the faggot autism murderer you inexplicably identify with out of everyone involved!!Dude, Kill yourself.
>>216700547>ableist
>>216700565once i say:>“contempt is optional”I implicitly challenge a lot of people’s social self-justification.Many bad people rely on:>contempt to feel adult>humiliation to feel secure>cruelty to feel legitimateIf contempt is optional, then:>their past behavior becomes questionable>their instincts aren’t automatically righteous>“I had a right to be mean” stops being self-evidentThat’s deeply threatening to some people, so they don’t argue it.They mock the premise until it goes away.
>>216700565>doltha fagNick is innocent until proven guilty and we all know he's the real victim here. You are just a bully.
>>216700565Rob and Michelle died of TDS. Not murder.
>>216700555For what?What is the contention here? That him rebuffing a nutbag at a party "caused" Nick to "take it out" on his parents with a knife???Is that really the gist of this thread??
>>216700691Repeat after me: Nick. Is. Innocent.
>>216700697the gist I’m getting is you are a nasty little fly on a wall who thinks he’s people Why?
>>216700598but NO ONE has even said Hader was "mean". Just that Nick was bothering him and demanding to know who he was and what he was doing and then stared creepily at Bill for an unsettling amount of time. Have you even read the story??WTF, how did Hader get smeared with anything here???
>>216700515>be a part of what makes 4chan good like my post
6 million didn't die, but Hitler was mean to them and was a bastard liar asshole.
>>216700761Damn did you make that picture
>>216700773He wasn't even as mean as bill hader was to a disabled jewish rape victim. bill hader is worse than Hitler.
>>216700744It’s about whether people are willing to admit:>“I could have acted differently, even if I was justified.”Some people simply won’t go there.
>>216700807I'd only agree that Hader is as ugly as Hitler in appearance.
>>216699287there's a difference between feeling trapped in a relationship with someone because they have "issues" and showing general courtesy to retarded peopleIn the first example, you own nothing to the person you're leaving, they're "normal" and can seek professionnal help by themselfIn the second example, the so-called retard was strongly overwatched by his parents and can't seek help by himself, so showing him a bit of pity by showing him off in a polite manner/or even doing the effort of faking being nice was a polite thing to do in a private partyI'm sorry for you Bill that years living with low-moral people stained your persona
>>216700744He was standing there.... MENACINGLY!!!! And that justifies Bill forcing him to murder his own parents whomst he loved?
>>216700744>how did Hader get smeared with anything hereOne of two things. 1. Memes. I hope it’s this2. Socially inept anons were being weird and told to fuck off at some point in their life, heard this story and twisted into a “nick is literally me and bill is the guy who told me to fuck off” autism thing. That’s what I’ve gleamed from this thread
I'm glad this thread is somehow on page 9 dying despite being nowhere near the bump limit. It deserves to go because it's just 90% edgy contrarian incels being assholes. This was a tragedy and Bill Hader is a good person. Fuck all of you.
>>216700879Hader looks like a mars attacks! alien
>>216700918Wait until you see him playing James Carville!!
>>216700884>showing general courtesy to retarded peopleIs there any evidence that Nick has some kind of retardation and wasn’t just a druggie or is this some sort of projection?
>>216700897
>>216700897& conspired to have the reiners killed
>>216700897*Gleaned. But yes, exactly. Thank you.
>>216700912damn you seem raped and alone
>>216700936the image is too small to read
>>216700931He's not retarded at all! He was just a spoiled drug addict. Listen to him on Dopey Podcast. He wrote the movie Being Charlie which his dad directed.There's a whole layer to this no one even knows about because they don't read the news or have any media literacy despite this being the TELEVISION AND FILM board.
>>216700912you're crazy
>>216700936Right. A.I. thinks like that and believes in "the elites". You know that chatshit just regurgitates what you nuts feed it, right? It cannot think. It doesn't use ANY logic. Stop using chatGPT. For anything. It's just making you and everyone else dumber, not smarter.
>>216700979he was raped
>>216700987lol, your post is funny because like this entire thread it's the opposite of reality.
>>216700968Yea you have to know how to use 4chan to see it but since you’re a fed woman I’ll translate What that comment actually isIt’s retroactive frame-setting.He’s saying, in effect:>“Nothing real happened here. This whole thing exists because a certain type of person projected their personal humiliation onto a celebrity.”That lets him do three things at once:1. Erase the original ambiguity>No messy ethics>No discussion of tone vs boundaries>No status critique>No humor analysis 2. Pathologize the opposition>“socially inept”>“autism thing”>“nick is literally me”3. Reassert moral cleanliness>Bill = untouched>elites = normal>joke-makers = broken people acting out traumaIt’s not explanation. It’s containment.
>>216699695
>>216701005Why should I listen to some dopey mad kike who sucks kid dickMaybe if you weren’t hated by god you could’ve been born white and human
>>216699773he spergs a lot for somebody being "nice"
If this thread taught me anything, it’s that Hader must be the bad guy since the HIDF are randomly bringing up Hitler and Sam Hyde.
>>216701022you are crazy
>>216701155This it’s like clockwork
>>216699863but I like anon, your argument is invalid
>>216701155The bigger takeaway is it revealed how aggressively some people defend social cruelty when it’s questioned.
>>216701155God willing we will bring Bill Hader to justice.
>>216701038>he's sayingA.I. is not a 'he'. And you can't use A.I. to summarize something a real person has written because it won't make sense.The fact that you use and trust A.I. makes you infinitely ignorable. You're dumb.
>>216701067I am white. Why would you suggest otherwise?
>>216701248the jpeg was readable I just wanted to fuck with that guy lol and then I didnt read what he posted in response. I am usually the puppet master in these situations.
>>216701223>>216701223Social cruelty? You mean when spoiled junkie murderer Nick Reiner bothered good people having a private conversation?-----whoa!!LOL, you chuds tried to ban me for making fun of Trump. Eat shit, chuds and chud-sympathizer jannies!!You lose an argument you call me jewish and you report me for "off-topic". Fucking incels.
>>216701223I think the real takeaway is that any heinous act can be forgiven as long as the perpetrator is “literally me”
Fuck you virgin rightwing faggots. Fuck you chimo tranime-loving janitors.Fuck MAGA, fuck autistic social rejects.
>>216701038>this machine that’s programmed to tell me what I want to hear told me something that I want to hear and that’s evidence the other guy is wrong
>>216700293waw really misogynist and racist from you to put black women and retarded autistic druggies in the same basket !
>>216698800>akshukly the career drug addict with severe lifetime mental illness is the best judge of character Get a load of this faggot.
You try to ban me you just make me more mad. But most of all you reveal that you can't take being beaten in an argument. How ironic that you think it's "censorship" when people on the left (not the government) try to curtail hatespeech in privately owned forums, but you dumbass incels will IMMEDIATELY remove anything that exposes you for the hypocritical shitbags you are.
