>>216761388
rangeban twitter screencap posters desu

>>216761388
How come I agree with most of this guy's takes but I can't fucking stand him anyway?

>>216761388
didn't this guy do 5 interviews with ben shapiro?

>>216761401
It's his voice, accent and attitude

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unironically

rangeban india

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>>216761388
>pfp is an late middle aged ma wearing glasses indoors drinking jack daniels
Did this faggot just hop out of a time machine from 2009?

>>216761396
This except rape then ban screencap posters.

>>216761465
He looks like an extra from Epic Meal Time

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GUNN BAD SAAR
THANK YOU DRANKAR SAAAR

>>216761418
The second I heard he was a bong I checked out entirely.

>>216761388
As a fellow Scot I'd side with him, but I assume most new films are dogshit

>>216761465
>man
Yeah, who does this cisshit chud think he is. It’s the big 2025(nearly 2026) and you still don’t use pronouns? fucking dinosaur

>>216761388
FUCK OFF

>>216761388
He's contrarian for the sake of being contrarian.

>>216761401
same

>>216761388
i'm confused, he's just describing: Rogue Elements: A Ryan Drake Story

>>216761388
i'm confused, he's just describing: Rogue Elements: A Ryan Dyke Story

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woke girlbosses btfo

i'm confused, he's just describing: Rogue Elements: A Ryan Dyke Story

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>>216761401
classic response to any tryhard grifter

Is it true that Avatar is bombing? It's so sad to see someone as talented as James Cameron wasting his last years on space blue cats o_O

>>216761388
he can suck my dick

say what you want about him, but he's an erudite writer. the digital generation's Kermode.

>the director of Rogue Elements gives the world's most successful director in history James Cameron his opinion
K.

>>216761396
fpbp

>>216761576
Trump has destroyed the economy so that average Americans can't buy groceries let alone overpriced movie tickets. The Trump fanbase then floods social media with evidence that movie so and so are doing badly at the box office. It's all very tiring.

>>216761465
>drinking jack daniels
Except he isn't because the fucking cap is still on the bottle

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>>216761576
No.
>>216761526
No, he's worse than that. Cameron is the world's most successful director when it comes to box office. Well, him and Lucas. That's why they're such targets for critics. It's hate. Hate for actually knowing how to do what they wish they could, and being so good at it, they can spend decades obsessed about blue aliens that fuck with their hair and still make things they couldn't even begin to dream of making.
It's just nerd rage.

>>216761607
idk this is kinda bad faith. he's got millions of regular viewers and listeners and does a lot of discourse on modern film. probably top 3 online movie critics, if he shits on a movie there's a good chance it will affect thousands/millions of viewers' decision to see a movie in the theater or not.

>>216761388
Unless it's significantly less interesting than Way of Water, I doubt I'll care

>>216761388
Critics are the worst possible people. Not only do they not create anything of value, but their job is specifically to diminish the value of others creations and make people feel bad about enjoying the things that they find value in.

>>216761388
What did The Pondering Llama think?

>>216761676
its just an opinion bro, you can take it or leave it. at least its not being paraded by a bunch of bullshit academia credentials

>>216761660
No it wont lmao

>>216761657
I have Nerd Rage about Avatar because Avatar is fucking dogshit compared to Terminator and Aliens

James Cameron owes me a movie that's as good as a James Cameron movie and he's not delivering, it's like Ridley Scott and Prometheus

>>216761711
maybe not with avatar, which is the equivalent of a fireworks/3D laser light show. it will look nice and be novel, but after its done you will never think about it again in your life.

I love the critical drinker. He has created a group of youtubers that are based as fuck. Nerdotic, disparu and all the gang, I always have a laugh when they all get together and make fun of Marvel and the current state of society. 4CHAN is being contrarian for the sake of being contrarian.

>>216761685
>He believes that people who make money on opinions are genuinely sharing their opinions and not just playing to what ever they think can get them more money.

I'd rather ask randos on 4chan than follow any of these egotistical mouth pieces.

>>216761660
>top 3 online film critics
Thanks for the laugh hahaha

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>>216761388
I watched one of this faggots videos when rings of power came out and he repeated multiple times /tv/ memes as if he came up with it himself. Seeing the people in this thread desperately defending him with tears in their eyes just makes me think that hes in thisthread right now. I see you.

>>216761754
if he was wrong/a liar/inconsistent with his analysis then he wouldn't have an audience. any human with two brain cells can find disagreement. its not a all-or-nothing relationship. like he said Weapons was good (it was not), or saying Prey was decent (I wasn't convinced and didn't watch it)

>>216761483
Kek

>>216761771
/tv/ steals most of its material from critical drinker

>>216761784
>>216761483
why do uncs love boomer stuff so much

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>>216761771
I see you too

>>216761787
You got that backwards, tourist. He's the SyntheticMan of /tv/. He's probably in the thread right now.

>>216761737
I have the same opinions as them but i can't stand to listen to them anymore. This happens with all the etubers I've watched more than 1 year.

>>216761826
i can tell you're an avatard

>>216761783
Okay fine you convinced me, Getting your opinions from retard grifters on the internet is way better than forming your own opinions.

Truly I have seen the error of my ways, I shall now repent first by donating my next paycheck to isreal.

>>216761842
form my own opinion by what? wasting $20 and 3 hours going to a movie theater? i can spend 5 minutes to see if something is a trojan horse or not, and then use my own judgment to decide. you are a retard who sees in black and white.

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>the Last Jedi
>Godzilla minus one
>Andor
These three pieces of media are the ultimate litmus test to determine if a human being has sentience or not, in terms of ascending difficulty. No human with an IQ above 110 and functioning prefrontal cortex enjoys any of these.
What does drinker think of these? I will judge accordingly.

>>216761864
he enjoyed andor and godzilla minus one
i dont think he liked the last jedi

>>216761828
>>216761737
I had such a blast watching the critcal drinker and nerdotic gang during the Rings of Power and the star wars shows days. The one with the black girl lmfao. I didn't even watch the shows but those guys are geniuses. Top notch humor

>>216761388
A reminder that this faggot was shilling the fucking fallout show.

>>216761875
Case closed

>>216761889
hello

>>216761418
i'm surprised more people didn't check out in the first 5 minutes and never go back, like i did. he talks like such a fucking insufferable faggot i cannot listen to it. its like listening to a valley girl except its a guy who thinks he's tough.

>>216761923
you think you are tough
but you aren't

>>216761929
and all his viewers are fags too, case in point.

>>216761863
>needs to be told what to think before watching a movie.
>Think's i'm the blind one.

>>216761946
that's exactly what a guy who thinks he's tough would say

>>216761954
damn so true. i think you should donate more money to your internet hero, will make you get over this.

>>216761974
you would be my internet hero if you weren't so weak! lol!

>>216761388
>the creator of Rogue Elements has an opinion

managing to be even more annoying than rlm, even at their worst, is quite the accomplishment, good on him.

as an actual alcoholic, i stay away from any grifter branded like this because i find it very cringe. it reminds me of my cousin who thinks having a moustache and drinking whiskey is a personality. the kind of guy who didn't quite die out in 2010 and still hangs on to that shit.

>>216761401
what the other anon said, he's a tryhard grifter who leans hard into his scottish accent because he thinks it makes him sound edgy

>>216761639
>It's [current president]'s fault!!!
Pleb take buddy. The current state of cinema is a result of forces much larger than muh trump or muh Biden. The monopoly on entertainment that Hollywood has had for a century has been weakened by the absolute deluge of content made available by social media. Now studios need safer, less derivative movies to pull audiences. So now we get endless sequels and reused IP like this slop

>>216761998
At least he had the balls to immerse himself in the creative act.

>>216761388
I watched the first movie when it came out but I cannot for the life of me tell you about the plot or the characters. It had a hippy-shit storyline but that's as bout as far as I know. Oh, and Unobtanium.

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>oi mate, don't you hate woke girlboses?

>>216761388
at some point right wing grifters like drinker and synthman got more annoying and gay than the woke people they make fun of

>>216762142
It turns out that people who whine about social issues and constantly complain are fucking annoying no matter their beliefs.

>>216761388
Windows without cleartype font rendering is hideous. Shit OS.

I can’t fucking stand this guy. Every one of his videos are the exact fucking same. Same structure, same “jokes”, same WOKE BAD regurgitation
Then when he made his own film it was of course fucking terrible

>>216762142
SyntheticMan is better than Drinker because he doesn't talk in a gay fake voice and pretend to be drunk
He is just gay and drunk

>>216762190
His movie was a masterpiece

>>216762080
i guess it occasionally creates jokes. but i swear even he forgets his own 'character' now. it's basic outrage clickbait that does well on YouTube, even with the same annoying clips and rehashed opinions. maybe he'd work better in text: a written feature in a newspaper/magazine. but that's not where the money is.

to this day, i think the Zero Punctuation guy delivers thoughtful game reviews 'through a character', with witty writing and visual gags thrown in for good measure. that should be the standard.

wow so many critical drinker haters. Your hate is the proof he is relevant. The proof that he matters.

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>>216762205
Yea, a master piece of shit

>>216762190
you probably don't even watch his videos and are speaking out of your ass

>same structure
no shit retard, its a review
>same jokes
doesn't really affect anything, its a review
>same woke bad regurgitation
he spells out what he says (in simple enough language for even some like you to understand) but you are just wanting to whine.

Did ben shapiro tell him to type that?

>>216761388
He's a white supremacist. Hopefully he's getting investigated right now by the UK government.

>>216762225
>poopoo is.....LE BAD

>>216761388
>Opression must be faced with violence: the movie
>MAGAtard: fuck this movie!

This tool couldn't say anything else.

>>216762226
>you are just wanting to whine
Sounds like him moreso

>>216762230
He's not white. His hair is blacker than an armenian's hair and his facial features have a clearly non white influence

>>216762205
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>>216762226
There’s nothing funnier than seeing eceleb ballwashers get mad when someone doesn’t like their edaddy

>>216762257
nah, i just like to be balanced. reading anti-critical drinker comments here feels like I am on reddit. no critical thinking, zero sum good-or-bad, i can't be a passive viewer, i must be some megafan of his. this is real reddit logic on this board...how far it has fallen

>>216762279
this

>>216762279
People have outlined here why they don’t like him for multiple different reasons

>>216762307
no they haven't

>>216761388
>15 kb
We can go lower, I can still read the words just fine.

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>oy bruv, ay that a bird inna movie? heh, woak girlboss innit suck a cock like a real man 'ould. we 'eed real 'en back in hollywood.
>bloody cavill 'ould proper a good knob. a proper bbc, innit. fookin gunn aint it, he bloudy hates israel innit. real choods watch "i am gay and retarded" by ben shapiro pictures, innit

>>216761418
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>>216762190
These are all people who don’t like him and have all given different reasons. You get upset that they aren’t mindlessly ballwashing him, and take offence to that. Most likely because he regurgitates your political beliefs so as to give you a dopamine hit

>>216761657
where are the fat blue aliens? there not being any fat blue aliens is discrimination. representation is important!

>>216761388
TRVKE NVKE

>>216761771
I genuinely wouldn't be surprised if Drinker actually browses /tv/. All the anons from /v/ already know Synthetic(dildo-sucker)Man browses on /v/.

>>216762392
why do gamers love dildos so much

>>216762371
what a bunch of butthurt reddit libs being told by their friends he is toxic? wow I am convinced, I will call him bad on online spaces now

>>216761388
the test of endurance is for his partner when he bottoms because you can bet this faggot never tires out of getting fucked in the ass

>>216761787
The Critical Drinker curates his content specifically to appeal to 4chan edgelords, together with the rest of the EFAP crowd.

>>216762419
you just insulted the entire 4chan user base
if you hate us so much, you shouldn't be here

>>216762425
Sneed. I am here forever.

>>216761660
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=P48-nYPVIxE

>>216762437
then maybe we should try to find a way to be friends

>>216761401
Anyone speaking with a fake and gay accent immediately ruins the video for me. It's usually English people hamming their accent up for views but his retardely exaggerated Scottish accent has to be one of the worst voices on YouTube.

>>216762093
Also the "look at me I'm an edgy alcoholic" vibe. Such a great thing to base your personality on.

>>216761388
All these buzzwords and run of the mill vocab. It reads like AI slop. No one this board worships this midwit.

>>216762459
oh but when mel gibson did it in baveheart you creamed your pants
double standards much?

>>216761923
He's probably more popular with people who can't recognise how fucking fake his voice is.

>>216762371
he's a fake conservative that got popular when you could only be a fake and gay conservative on youtube or else you'd get banned
same as quartering and tim pool etc
a toothless fake iconoclast, just like when they railroaded occupy wall street on the left

>>216762471
he hasn't been the "edgy alcoholic" for like 3 years now. its just name recognition at this point. please, share more poorly informed takes!

>>216762419
i remember thinking this about Mr Plinkett back in the day tbqh.

just felt 'lite edgy' like that /b/tard humour but 'safe for YouTube' (it did have flagging/standards at the time). dude even spells 'more' as 'moar'.

difference is, you clowns took those reviews seriously. they were every bit as ADHD-brained piss-poor opinion-spewing nonsense, just with (other people's) clips and images popping up on screen to keep your attention span.

ALWAYS imagine the script, in the written word. there are genuinely good critics, either they're entertaining in their own right or their assessment is valuable to me. and it's nice if they do original research or offer something unique (e.g. they worked in some relevant industry).

RLM sucks, TCD is slightly worse, but just where it was always heading. can't blame the guy.

>>216762508
im kinda curious, do you guys honestly believe that those people all secretly are full blown libtards and believe in woke nonsense, open borders, post-colonialism etc.?

say what you want but he is not an hollywood establishment dicksucker. as far as "critics" go he is one of the better ones. rest are bought and sold for, and/or kowtow to political team sport opinions (just look at RT, or dicksuckers looking to get into the "industry")

>>216762575
apparently that makes one a "grifter".

>>216762549
they don't have any convictions, that's why they're permitted. there's no real "libtards" left, chomsky was on epstein island etc.
there's more decent conservatives left but they're the minority still.
realistically i just want to live in a country like russia or china where patriotism matters.

>>216761388
>and is correct as usual.
Giving someone credit for calling avatar 3 bad is like giving a retard credit for saying two plus two equals four. Critical Divorcee is a pencilnecked retard with dogshit taste (he's a cucked aerith simp ffs) that's worse than your average capetard, even. He's only successful because just like chris cuckmann, he's a parasocial self-insert for divorced/virgin failures who'll never make anything of their lives, and desperately dream of being rescued from it through no effort of their own.

>>216762604
>they don't have any convictions, that's why they're permitted.

what are you even talking about? Did someone vet those guys to make sure they dont really care about the things they talk about? Who is doing that and what do you base that assumption on?

>>216762526
That means that 4chan will inevitably turn on TCD when he grows up and stops saying edgy things for edginess's sake.
They'll probably call him Jewish, too.

>>216762425
believe it or not there were people on the website decades before 2016 election tourist retards ruined it.

>>216762633
2016 election tourists are the lifeblood of 4chan

>>216762626
>Did someone vet those guys to make sure they dont really care about the things they talk about?
yes, his name is ben shapiro

>>216762617
what is this incel spergout? Holy shit.

>>216762575
This. He just sucks ben shapiro's dick instead. Absofreakinglutely based *BURRRP* haha anyway, time to go eat tatiana's ass now

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>>216761388
his movie is complete shit, full of tropes and virtually indistinguishable from any straight to DVD releases for the past 30 years, as if an AI wrote it
his voice and "le drunk man" persona is incredibly annoying and if you can listen to him for more than 2 minutes, then somethings wrong with you
just because i agree with him that woke is LE BAD, doesnt mean that this pseud is good

>>216762590
it does.

maybe he isn't literally paid by Disney, but he's saying the right things to get onto Piers Morgan and shit.

>>216762641
Ben Shapiro vets youtubers to make sure they are apolitical and then lets them onto youtube? What happens to those who actually dont like woke nonsense?

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>>216762643
>insult unremarkable d-list eceleb
>millennial with no prospects feels called out

>>216762652
why would he be paid by disney to trash their movies? Do you think an honest critic would praise the movies Drinker likes to trash? Would that qualify someone to not be a grifter?

>>216762631
i mean even this new /pol/-flavoured wave of 4chan (yes, you're new) turned on Jordan Peterson. he was /theirguy/ once: speaking Christian liberal sense in a feminist world gone PC mad.

if woke is over, i hope the anti-woke shit is too. i'm sick of everyone viewing everything through that lens.

>>216762660
he did with drinker's circle, same with quartering and tim pool
but somehow this is impossible and meanwhile the ellisons bought tiktok, cbs and are close to taking over cnn

>>216761401
Scottish people have that ability, particularly when they exaggerate their accent (his is a terrible east coast one too iirc which is particularly faggy). He also made a dogshit cringe movie too.

>>216762651
Did it get released in theaters or did it go direct to streaming or whatever? What was it about? I'm guessing some dogshit jack ryan ripoff

>>216762670
prospect of what?

>>216762694
how did Ben Shapiro get control over youtube?

>>216761388
This is the case for all avatar movies.

>>216762685
i think he just puts adverts on his YouTube videos to generate income from shovelware content. i wouldn't even say his opinions should fall under fair use/fair dealing, for the purposes of talking over footage (he outright shows CAM rips sometimes, even).

but that doesn't matter. same way he makes easily-avoidable, purely-factual errors, the point is quantity over quality. and because his 'Disney are doing woke shit again' basic shock-jock nonsense is also what the GB News crowd are into, he'll get a (paid) spot on their show.

fact is, the content itself isn't very good. i dislike, say, Peter Bradshaw as a film critic. but he writes articles on films that are well-thought-out, there aren't I Can Haz Cheeseburger? memes padding out every other paragraph.

>>216762713
i didn't say that, i said he controls 5 retards on there

>>216762744
>Disney are doing woke shit again' basic shock-jock nonsense

So Disney doesnt do absurd woke shit?

>>216762760
Does he just control everyone you know and dont like? How Did Ben Shapiro gain control over CD?

>>216762781
because cd is a retard with no convictions who wants an easy way out
i'm an alcoholic like him, i get it but i have convictions

>>216762766
they absolutely do. i just think there's a more grown-up way to criticise that.

i don't want this to be the level of standard we're at now. this would once have been a teenager on Newgrounds, not an adult professional writer trying his damnedest.

but he doesn't even have to explain his opinions. his audience will just respond
>right on, it IS all woke, isn't it???
and that's enough. i could do it, you could do it.

>>216762690
>if woke is over
But anon, woke is already over, Based Donald won and patriots are in control. Where have you been the past year?

>>216761504
>most

>>216762834
woke was dead for a while longer than it had been given credit.
obama was a cinephile who love the gay cowboy wing of it and pressed his influence to change the scene, just look at who he hung with and what hes doing now. movies take years to make etc. and the dividends started really paying off around 2018 and got worse from there but they didnt make any money
it's not just "muh obama" but that whole crew thought they'd plant the seeds and make them grow in the magic dirt and somehow Somolis in Minneapolis would make it Ford's Detroit (lol)

>>216761388
Imagine watching the first 2 avatar movies, and then being "suddenly" surprised about the problems of the 3rd

>>216762152
Webtypes weren't meant for aliasing. It's a browser issue

>>216761388
Sounds like he's describing the last Avatar movie.

>>216761401
Because you're susceptible to mindless but repetitious propaganda.
Trannies on /tv/ drilled it into your brain that you're supposed to hate this guy without actual reason, so you hate him on an implicit level despite him not doing anything wronh, and you are only just now realizing that this is the case.

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>>216762471
You idiots DO know he's playing a character, right? He's not actually a "heavy drinker", and he's not actually Scottish. This is a known and acknowledged fact.
Do you people seriously not realize that "The Critical Drinker" is not an actual, real person, but instead is a fictional persona simply played by a real person? Did you think Borat and Larry the Cable Guy were "real people" too?

>>216763496
drinker doesn't actually watch movies
he just goons

>>216763690
Him not knowing anything about cinema and culture in general is not an act.

>>216762549
Yes, that's what the leftshits that call this guy and other people like him a "grifter" genuinely believe. They unironically believe that it is impossible for someone to have differing opinions or values to their own and STILL somehow be popular and successful. Therefore, the individual in question must simply be merely """pretending""" to have views that leftists find so disgustingly heterodox, and off-camera they secretly have a closet-shrine dedicated to worshipping Karl Marx and Cathline Kennedy. What the individual's motivation could possibly be for doing perpetually masquerading as a member of the political opposition is never really rationally explained by their side.
Wokeoid culture-warriors are genuine fucking Schizos.

>>216762652
>he's saying the right things to get onto Piers Morgan and shit
The fuck are you even on about at this point, retard? Piers Morgan is not only a prog-zombie but he hasn't been relevant in pop-culture for like a decade. The fuck does Piers Morgan or his views have to do with Drinker or anyone else?

The second movie was exactly the same.

>>216761401
Because hes a tall handsome Chad so you resent him like a woman insecure around pretty girls

>>216763022
All arguments aside, you wrote this like a genuine retarded person. You probably think you have some kind of intelligence.