I'd take Manousos hostage and scream that I'm going to shoot his head off with the shotgun unless they start picking fucking apples.

>>216770838
where is kepler 22a, bitch?

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How did Kepler aliens from an ocean world build an antenna the size of a continent?

>Carol manipulates and brutally rapes the entire hive
I did NOT expect that. Vince might be a freak.

>>216770880
if you had played minecraft you would know you can build above ground
it works same irl

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Pluribussy

>satellites in a row visualizing the spread of the virus across the universe
>HELP ....yourself (sign by the donuts)
given the validity of the former metaphor, it seems the latter means the plurbs are in pain.

>>216770880
Obvious underwater civilization. They are mermaids. Come on now. This is a show for smart people. You are supposed to know this.

So who started using the word plurb, 4chan, or reddit?

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kepler? I've heard of them.

>>216770926
identical groups
also if I see smart posts here I post them on reddit but sometimes I get no updoots so I hope you guys get better

>>216770880
how did they even know the size of a continent in an ocean world?

>>216770953
The astronomer in ep 1 said "They'd need an antenna the size of Africa to send a message this far away" (640 light years)

>>216770956
budget bloat is super ez to believe. BB and BCSs were usually 1-5 people in a scene reading lines. pluribus constatly gives you coreographed spectacles of 30+ actors in lockstep with CGI of apocalyptic scale. and i don't recall photorealism ever being broken apart from the wolves. must be fun to have a proven track record to have a blank check.

>>216771009
how did they even know the size of Africa from that far away?

>>216771028
the inverse square law, dumbass. take the distance and the strength of the signal, then work out how big of transmitter you'd need from that distance to keep the signal that strong

>>216771028
They didn't. What are you talking about, retard?

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플루리부스

>>216771022
>BB and BCSs were usually 1-5 people in a scene reading lines.
No it wasn't, that's pluribus. BB and BCS were the shows were plenty happened while Pluribus is the nothing ever happens with just people talking

>>216771072
sure but the happenings which you mean is written human drama twists or guns being fired which don't strain the budget at all. having a random scene of a cargo plane in south america for lolz is more expensive albeit less happeny.

>>216771061
what if alien signals are stronger so the math is wrong?

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>>216771022

i go to reddit
it is chaos
everyone argues that THEIR buttwhack insane theory is correct and others are wrong
when did we become the sane ones?
I guess tangerine and orange posters are keepers of peace

>>216771130
the math would only be wrong if there was like some wormhole

>>216771155
aren't wormholes just some "can exist" but may as well be some myth like bigfoot?

>>216771061
It was just a rough estimate, a way to put it. He didn't actually know or calculate it. "Antenna the size of Africa. Bigger"

>>216771172
if you have a piece of paper and a pencil I could demonstrate

>i wanna speak to the president
what did carol expect to hear from trump guys

>>216771188
yeah got both now, what is the next step?

>>216771201
>Trump canonically died in the plurbing

>>216771188
>pokes a hole in paper
absolute kino

>>216771153
Koumba's "rape" mindbroke the redditors and then Carol also "raping" turned their grey matter into a bunch of soup
They've gone insane

>>216771205
poking the pencil through this paper
with no survivors

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>>216771205

Actual real leak here. The last episode shows the source of the hive. It's an orange.

>>216771236
Anyone saying Carol "raped" the plurb is just dumb and should stop watching

>>216771255
>>216771247
you guys think there are pieces of paper and pens lying around in space?

i get vince feels relieved to be able to use as many "fucks" as he likes but there is a limit after which it gets cringey. especially you relalize there's actually been more regression as he's no longer able to use "faggot" or "retard" like in Breaking Bad season 1 days. amazing that severed limbs are apparently less disturbing that hurty words.

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>>216771275
>seven billion people simultaneously consenting

what the fuck did they glue zosia's wig on with epoxy or something? no matter how much damage or lesbian sex happens, that thing hasn't moved an inch. a really weird choice. they could've just made the character have long hair.

Calling it now: Zosia will be unjoined, kicked out by the hive for having individual thought. And she will blame Carol for it.

>>216771287
why can't he use though? I've been rewatching bunch of 80-90s HBO classics and each episode has at least 5 niggers and 5 fags
I think if he wanted he could use as he is well renowned and the less sponsor options matter less

>>216771275
>rape apologist
how does it feel to defend rapists?

why are the "smart" scientists not capable of thinking the message they are decoding and the rna sequence might be harmful?

>>216771312
he's ultimately a hollywood cuck who needs to be considered a safe colleague by top actors, directors and whoever. just gotta play the game by the rules which got pretty strict post occupy wallstreet when media starter pushing weird agendas. secondly, i don't think apple would sign off on it though i'm open to being proven wrong.

I get it's supposed to be at least 3 seasons, but they need to start confirming some theories already. Let's hope the final episode is a hour long with stuff actually happening.

>>216771275
According to intersectionality rules, you can only rape someone if you have power + privilege and Carol didn't have either. So she can do whatever she wants.
Thank you feminism, very cool.

>>216771393
it won't
take the tangerine pill

>>216771332
The dumb foid got bitten, if they actually followed the proper protocol, none of this shit should have happened.

>lab created RNA sequence turns everyone into a drone
i'm gonna need some /pol/ to deconstruct what kind of subcosncious history rewrite about covid they're attempting to pull off here

>>216771416
No thanks.

>>216771393
5 seasons

vince is antiwax?
is that what the show is about?

>>216771332
They tested it on rats several times with seemingly no effects until the breakout happened.

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>>216767409

You are thinking about the Plurb as character with human qualities. It's a virus and the human species is its new host. Why do Rabies, HIV or Ebola cause the death of their hosts? For rabies, it's all about taking control of the salivary glands for transmission. In the late stages, the host loses the abiltiy to swallow water and walk but it doesn't matter at that point. It's all about reaching the replication stage. The plurbs are the same. There's no long term plan for the human race. Everything the plurb says is pretense, it doesn't even know what it wants. The evolutionary reason for keeping the immune around is the use them as test subjects to build up new resistance agaisnt future hosts.

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>>216771425
watch this to understand

>>216771332
They probably did. But...
>lobbyists are greedy
>politicians are beholden to lobbyists
>scientists care more about discoveries than safety
>nobody wants to be the last one to figure out the alien bio tech

>>216771471
it killed the rat no?
thats why they even got the rat out of the box

>>216771486
isn't lobbying illegal? its legit just bribing but even bigger scale

>>216771502
not in america

>>216771502
no; it's the biggest employer in DC and offers a swanky path to retirement for ex-politicians, just phone up some old colleagues and convince them to do you a favor

>>216771514
sauce https://www.opensecrets.org/revolving-door/former-members-of-congress?cong=115

>>216771502
It's totally legal in the US and a lot of western countries. The rationale is that everyone is happy when the economy is doing well so the interests of corporations must be taken into account.

But yeah it boils down to bribery. Presidential races are in reality billionaires and large corporatoins running against each other with some meat puppet representing their interest from one of the two exchangeable parties.

>>216771457
The show is about Vince's massive thirst for Rhea, he's been pretty open about that

>>216771502
What do you think lobbying is?

>>216770870
640+- ly away. The signal would never survive the ISM.

Why does reddit think this show is about america?
individuality or honestly anything in the show isn't specific to america
it is also mostly Europeans saying it which makes me wonder

>>216771601
>"Fun fact! A 10-second kiss can exchange an average of
over 70 million bacteria."

>>216771559
US and China have generated wealth of historically unparallelled proportions which people tend to overlook when noting the obvious corruption within both. both are corrupt as fuck but life is nuanced.

>>216771502
Even if it were, the law is essentially just a suggestion for the mega rich.
A guy had his life shreded because he torrented books and got the law book thrown at him but meta mass pirated terabytes of books for AI training and got no punishment.

>>216770880
They're aliens. Maybe their "antenna" was just a vast and thin blanket of weird algae that can send and recieve radio signals

>>216771615
you hand over some money and/or owe them a favor for the purpose of losing less money due to legislature changes so you end up with net plus or earning more through favorable deals
aka bribe to earn more and maintain your size as big corpo in the game

what do you think lobbying is?

>>216771398
Did the predditors actually say this given they previously found the rape of children within the hive problematic

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>It's another episode of Rhea Seehorn looking sexy af

It's PLURBing time

>>216770880
Most of astronomy is just dumb guesswork. Maybe Kepler 22b has a forest moon full of furry creatures and storm troopers like Star Wars or the aliens came from another star system, or there are more planets in the system we haven't found yet, or the original aliens are giant space amoeba and don't live on planets in the first place.

>>216771641
exactly why I choose to not kiss btw

>>216771723
till elon sends his giga fast rockets and personally gets to meet them

>>216771717
Get out of here, Vince.

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>>216771742
For sure

>>216771783
>We can put a man on mars in <today>
Well we probably could, but it wouldn't end well for him...

>>216771815
just ubereats?

>>216771723
Kepler22b is likely just another gas giant like Neptune. It's dead.

>>216771677
Okay, so you don't know what lobbying is.

>>216771783
he is literally rank 1 wealth on the human server
if he can't who can?

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>>216771457
>what the show is about?
Lesbians are inherently miserable
US scients are stupid and ruin everything
Communism only works if we're all part of a hivemind

Basically, Vince is /ourguy/

>Vince included Rhea feet in Pluribus
Why doe she let him?

>>216771905
>>216771783
He got distracted by dumb twitter arguments and AI chatbots (that mostly produce porn).

>>216771961
rhea_seehorn_throwing_throwing_money_in_the_air.webm

So did the virus instill the knowledge of Kepler in the hive's mind or did the scientists from episode 1 discover it and it's their memories?

>>216771970
well that is what those AIs excel at

>>216771995
Scientists IRL know about kepler22 and kepler-22b since like 2012

>>216771995
I think they knew the rough star system it came from since they received it first.

>>216771990
>throwing_throwing

>>216772015
I had a pluri-stroke

>>216771144
>I did not hit her
>I did noooot

the plurbs are kinda romantic
they know there exists more plurbs on kepler which they will never meet
but they know that they are happy
kinda warms you up

>>216772106
She was lying

>>216772119
Uh they can't lie

>>216772106
>meanwhile...
>the plurbs on kepler are all already dead
>starved to death
>just like 5 immune fishmen are still around and very grumpy

>>216772106
i like this idea also
humanity has a chance to truly be happy but disregards it because muh personality and constant need to shitpost

So the finale cliff hanger is zosia telling carol they have her eggs? Will an hour be enough time for build up?

I refuse to bravo to vince for this one

>>216772125
If I was a lying super intelligence then I would also make people believe I can't lie

>>216772181
>they have her eggs
ZOSIA HAS THE EGGS
IN HER WOMB
REEEEEEEEEEEE YOU BLIND MOTHERFUCKERS ARE DRIVING ME CRAZY

>>216772193
>8 episodes in and I still think the virus is evil

The constant need to find the Plurb motivation is just another individualistic shit. Everyone must have a "purpose". Not so for the Plurbs. They don't care if they die because they don't have a motivation. They have a need to be happy and to spread happiness. That's it. If you can't understand that you're just another individualistic cuck.

>>216772217
Don't make me light my car on fire

the plurb population will thin out supported by HDP until it reaches a sustainable level with the ecosystem and their constraints about taking life. They should never need die?
They can't pick an apple but can they plant a tree?

>>216771295
all Zosia had to say was, "sorry Michael Varney from Cincinnati does not consent to us having sex" and it's over.

>>216772208
Is zosia having carols baby? Did they get sperm from mr diabeetus? Do they need a baby for both their stem cells? Will the baby talk as part of the plurb?

>>216772263
the tree didnt consent to be alive
same reason they dont breed
breeding has no consent for the born

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Just really bad posture or a bun in the oven?
You decide...

I can't believe Carol raped Zosia.

How big is your plurbis

>>216772292
Yes.
Probably.
Possibly.
Answering that question will be the thrust of season 2.

>>216772321
Zoisa is an ex catwalk model. She's tall as fuck. Rhea is a femlet. Millimetres of bone is all that matters in this world boyos

>>216772217
lying isnt evil its just self-serving
and self-serving isnt evil unless youre evil

>>216772363
They're both menopausal chestlets, so it doesn't matter.

>>216770880
>>216770870
The signal it came from probably was another civilisation that got plurbed

if breaking bad is a linear game akin of dark souls
then pluribus is an open world bigger show that focuses less on minor details more like elden ring

>>216772336
>all plurb communication in season 2 is through babies
good idea, nobody is going to shout at them as a baby

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>>216771934
How does he look more creepy WITHOUT facial hair

>>216772563
Pluribus is Death Stranding

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so why don't the plurbers build their big ass antenna on the dark side of the Moon? They command all of the world's resources and operate in sync, so it shouldn't be that much of a problem. Plus that way they wouldn't have to care for atmospheric or solar interference for their signal burst and immunefags would have zero chance of sabotaging the project because it is, well, on the fucking MOON

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>>216772217
>I still think the virus is evil
It's gay plurbs absolute can't create for shit, they only consume, replicate and please to survive. They are worse than animals.

>>216772851
the human hosts will die going through the radiation belt so they can't get there

>>216772942
nigga we landed on the Moon, enough with this popamole conspiracy crap

>>216773029
I think anon means the Plurbs in particular will die because of their radio-magnetic telepathy thing, not that all regular humans would die.

>>216772606
Oh yeah, this guy likes to plurb little kids

>>216772851
I think the plurb doesn't expect the immunes to stick around for that much longer. Just a matter of time until they all get infected. No need to account for them in the master plan.

It might still make sense to build it in space though, if it is supposed to operate for a very long time. On Earth it would get eroded by the elements.
Especially if the Plurb is on a suicide run, it would have to make sure the antenna can run without human maintenance.

>>216773191
>suicide run
That's an interesting conundrum: if the plurbs can't kill can they still order one of their own to commit suicide?

>>216772606
>too creepy to be invited to epsteins lolita island
his tastes must be very peculiar, thinking infants. this show suggests he likes to inflict paint

>>216773300
They don't seem too concerned with hurting drones. Like the James Bond villain guy jeeted his glass into the crotch of another plurb as part of a theater performance.
And they are clearly more concerned with protecting the Immune than they are concerned with protecting the lives and health of the drones. The grenade incident being a prime example and drones being offered as sex toys and servants without missing a beat.

I'm pretty sure the no violence rule only applies to non-plurb lifeforms. Everything falls under "self-preservation". One more clue that the individual hosts are just puppets (as if we needed another).

>>216773300
probably not but they can just stop reproducing and die of nature causes, personally I doubt they will die once their antenna is functional and instead they will life to maintain it until the sun explodes, without even bother trying to travel to meet the aliens that gave them the gift because sharing the gift is more important

>>216773409
everything else* falls under self-preservation

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>all plurbs die from whatever
>only aryan left is a lesbo with no eggs
It's fucking over

>>216773644
It was pretty smart of them to plurb the youngest female survivor first.

>>216773644
Laxmi is Aryan

>>216773750
This, indians will inherit the earth

>>216771224
It's called the joining, chud.
Get your Plurbophobic BS out of here.

What are they doing with the pregnant plubs and their pluribabies?

>>216770838
When will something actually happen in this show? Season 2? 3?

>>216774249
Zosia gave a statistic X people were born and Y died in the last week or something. So I guess they still bring them to term and plurb them (if they don't get auto-plurbed)

What are you plurbing on today boys?

>>216774289
Isn't it kind of messed up to plub babies?
What if a baby ended up immune? Would they wait until it was old enough to give informed consent for the bone marrow procedure?

>>216774368
>What if a baby ended up immune? Would they wait until it was old enough to give informed consent for the bone marrow procedure?
Probably.
It's possible they can get the stemcells from the placenta or the umbilical cord though. Also it might be possible to make the virus if you have access to both parent's stemcells. We don't really know enough.

>>216774552
If they can't pick an apple because of the stem breaking chances are they can't cut an umbilical either lest it be "harm".

>>216774368
>What if a baby ended up immune? Would they wait until it was old enough to give informed consent for the bone marrow procedure?
you don't need someone's consent to leave them on the wild until one of the local animals eat it or just die by starving.

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>>216770838
>vince giligan is reduced to footfaggotry and copying takopi
pathetic

>>216774581
It just falls off on its own after a while.

>>216774651
>reduced to
Apple handed him a blank check and his first choice was "Rhea. Her feet specifically. Also she's a lesbian and makes out with another woman."
The man is doing what his heart and penis wants.

>they will plurb all the surviors except the big 3 off screen
>we'll never get to see the danceslut from Bali

>>216774767
Look at all the rape he is getting away with.
Every episode is centered around consent and rape.
So much rape.
People clap.
>BRAVO VINCE

>>216774723
>>216774792
We can all just aspire to be this based

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A little preview from my journalist access final episode watch for you
Manousos bros keep winning

>>216774651
I didn't watch the anime but I read the manga 3 or 4 years ago, what part did he plagiarize?

>>216774972
The season finale is going to be a giant let down to everyone thinking something is going to happen.

Isn't becoming a plub inherently pretty gay?

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>>216774972
Manny can't stop winning. Everything about more seasons was a lie. The final episode is actually ending the series. Manny steals Carol from the plurb with his Paraguayan charm and ends the joining by obstructing the signal he detected. After they save the world they marry and live happily ever after

>>216774343
When Life Gives You Tangerines

>>216774972
That's not Carol is it? The hair is too long

>>216771275
Redditors will analogize to a person in an impaired condition from substance use. However, people in impaired conditions or minors are not considered to be capable of consent because there is perceived to be a relative power and reasoning deficit for the impaired person or minor. That is not the case here. Each individual plurb is intellectually superior to and can conceivably marshal more resources than any individual prior member of baseline humanity. As well, as described above, there is no seeming of any discord within the hive. So, the individual plurb is not disagreeing in any way and is smarter and more powerful than they ever had been in their prior life. In what way are they not capable of consent? If someone ambushed me and injected me with a virus that transformed me into the strongest man ever and boosted my IQ by 50 points, do I now permanently not have the ability to consent because of a nonconsensual action in the past? Being in the hive is how their minds work now. This viewpoint is infantilizing a collective of beings that are factually strong and more powerful than any human ever has been.

>>216771129
How expensive is that exactly? Its not the first or last show to have those giant planes in an episode, the helicopter shots from E.R. were a lot more impressive in my opinion and that was basically a soap opera.

>>216771332
Thats true but we've had a few outbreaks one of which included covid. Humans are dumb sometimes.

>>216775597
anon there are no individual plurbs
the pluribus is one being who controls them all
however it is believed that you CAN un-plurb someone and at that point they would be human again
in which case you would have raped that human

>>216771502
Sure but even if illegal,the gun manufacturers would still find a way to get laws passed that benefit them.

>>216775509
Time skip to 2 years after they saved mankind

If the world got plurbed and you happened to be immune, how long would it take for you to figure it out?

Be honest.

For me it honestly could be a couple of days (I reckon I'd figure something was off when I went out to buy groceries).

>>216775815
wouldn't you notice it really fast even as a neet when the entire intranet dies?

>>216775796
oh

>>216775856
There's no way the plurbs are abandoning the internet entirely. They would still need it for logistics and infrastructure. Even then I could chalk up an internet outage to my ISP and a 4chan outage to cloudflare or the sharty or whatever. The plurbs would find out about me when I call to tell my boss I can't WFH for that day though.

https://www.centauri-dreams.org/2011/12/06/kepler-22b-a-potentially-habitable-super-earth/

>>216771144
This is the worst green screen I've seen in a while.

>>216771601
Why is this korean?

>>216775990
because when life gives you tangerines...

What is up with those tangerine posters. What does this mean.

>>216776016
You become more annoying than a weeabo?

When will we see a subplot of a "survivor" who gives in to full-on degenerate hedonism and addiction?

>>216772851
they dont have resources or time

>>216776039
You know otakus? Imagine someone more autistic, obsessive, who likes even more to annoy everyone with his special interest, and said special interest is specific korean media instead of japanese media
That's what it means

>>216775658
You're thinking about it too top-down. It's a horizontal system for generating consensus. They've indicated sensory distinctiveness, the plrubing instead gives each individual a capability they didn't have and from that the group consciousness emerges. Their experience is distinct but they have awareness and access to all other experience worldwide. So, Zosia is consenting and all other individual components of the hive are also consenting.

Just finished the latest episode and all it was was lezbo sex and Paraguayan guy getting closer to Carol.

This show fucking sucks.

Why did Paraguayman burn his icon of Mary? Is this to point out he's not religious?

>>216776261
Anons in this thread will tell you otherwise but you're right. 8 episodes that could've easily been cut down to 4. Last episode had a whole lot of fucking nothing other than Carol buying gatorade for 30 minutes. The Latino guy is the only one progressing the plot at all. At this point I'm only watching this for the sunken cost fallacy.

>>216776306
hes willing to stand against everything he believes in the stop the pl*rbs

>>216776306
He burned the car to show the plurbs he wasn't fucking around.
Mary happened to be in it at the time.

>>216776339
Im just hate watching at this point. And its something to day dream about at work being in that situation.

this show was made by the same guy who made better call saul which is EQUALLY AS BORING AND STUPID AS THIS ONE

>>216770895
Bsef

why doesn't the pluribus simply have a bunch of sexy drones rape carol until she is happy?

>>216776457
Glad im not the only one who that Better Call Saul was boring. I was so happy when they finally killed his stupid brother.

if i was in the plurbverse i would ask them to find the unaired s1 of the savant and play it for me

>>216776544
Chuck was the only good part of BCS

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>>216770838
Are they using the telescope to find Zosia's ass?

>>216776564
Why? All your chud friends who would validate your chud posts would be plurbs at this point. You'd actually like to watch it as a legitimate TV show rather than ragebait?

>>216776620
Former models always walk/stand with this weird Jojo lean.

>>216776654
Kek you destroyed him LMAO

>>216776620
that aint funny bro her cute butty is right there

>>216776654
based

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Do you think more immune people will be discovered in season 2? Or even surviving baseline humans the plurb couldn't reach for some reason? Kinda retarded that out of the existing known immunes only a quarter are utilized in any way, the rest are just filler and might as well not exist (ironically applies to the whole show)

>>216775208
Carol: /lit/
Manousos: /fa/
Koumba: /s/

>>216776723
The Hive focused on taking over the military and people who are far away (ISS, North pole) so they probably also searched all the oceans and infected the tribes on remote islands. Manny already played the role of "hidden away secret coming in to save the day guy"

>>216776723
This is a 4 character show. The other survivors only exist for le realism.

>>216776763
Manny /x/
Koumba is kinky, /gif/

>>216776723
My friend TBR Schmitt believes there are government people out there hiding in bunkers

>>216776763
Manousos is /out/
Koumba is /d/

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For being a former model, it's hard finding pics of young Zosia

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I totally called it, the antenna theory was right. Races hit by the virus become slaves for the alien from Kepler22b

>>216776866
You don't need any pics of her, very eastern european 20-something brunette looks 100% identical

>>216776786
I think they sprayed the entire surface of the Earth. So even indigenous tribes or someone in a log cabin in Siberia wouldn't be safe. The only options are people in bunkers with an air filtration system or people in nuclear submarines. I don't remember if Carol specifically asked about those.

>>216776924
*every

Reminder that Carol and Zosia have held hands

>>216776872
People have been saying antenna theory since the first twenty minutes of episode 1.

>>216775204
Yeah, there are going to be a bunch of dudes inside of you. Sounds pretty gay to me.

>>216774972
>>216775208
the man who cucked all of mankind

>>216776872
That's not your words, I posted that. Why do you make /plurb/ a house of lies?

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>>216777080
I'm right

there should be a plurb who goes rogue from the hivemind for unknown reasons
he would be an FBI agent in his real life so he has useful skills
also his name should be Smith and everybody should call him Agent Smith

>>216777109
and he would carry extra suits and sunglasses with him for any other plurb he gets to go rogue

>>216776763
Carol: /lit/ and /u/
Mano: /diy/ and /g/
Koumba: /gif/, /hc/ and /biz/

>>216776866
I think she models for a lot of clothing brand do you honestly remember all of the women from the Sears Lingerie catalogue?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXru4Q7Lgxo

>>216777180
Carol: /k/
Koumba: /d/
Zosia: /b/

>they eat... le people!!!
STFU Carol.

>>216777335
Zosia every single board

Bros, Carol's novel sound like trash. I thought they were romance novels but apparently theyre more like fantasy slop. The lore sounded shit.

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>>216777357
They're like the 50 Shades novels but she's probably not as popular.

>>216777339
This. CNN and John Cena told me that eating people is totally normal and very good for the environment. That crazy far right extremist Carol Sturka needs to realize that we are living in 2025, not 1965.

>>216777357
yeah, they're introduced as "speculative fiction" and it's actually female supernatural coomer trash

>>216775815
Nothing to figure out, its you and your below average skills and an alien hive mind.

>>216777417
50 shades was originally a twilight fanfic, Carol's novel is a twilight fanfic but with pirates instead of vampires and werewolves. All the lore shit they talked about should be lame as fuck in the books and barely be relevant to the love plot

>>216777469
Wasn't the best selling one right now about some lady fucking a literal cow? Or was it a minataur or something?

>>216777339
>I won't drink that, it's gross
>kisses Zosia who drinks it constantly

>>216777357
"Dark Fantasy" novels are mostly smut fanfiction tier, just with original or renamed characters. It's even one step below "historical fiction".

>>216771144
health and safety, innit

>>216775968
show me a better one

>>216777109
The hive should have a disagreement and split with itself.
>The hive gets schizophrenia

>>216777357
>I thought they were romance novels but apparently theyre more like fantasy slop.

They are both

>>216777050
We are all one, plurbanon

>>216775208
If he or coomba dies I'm retroactively rating every episode 1 on imdb

>>216777510
Why can't she just command the plurb to force Zosia to only eat normal food?

>>216777510
>spit in my food? gross
>hot girl's spit in my food? hot
Same idea.

>>216777574
she forgor

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>>216770838
We clocked the giant telescope build in episode 1 didn't we?

>>216777589
>Human meat in my nuggies? Gross.
>Human meat regurgitated onto my plate by a hot girl? Yummy.

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>>216777570
>coomba
KEK

>>216775968
It do really gives me vibes of 90's movies (complementatory)

>>216777485
That one is kind of an inside joke even among dark fantasy degenerates. Just like those gay raptors in space novels.

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I know the show is supposed to be science fiction bullshit, but the two highest suspension of disbelief moments in the entire show for me are that there would exist an alien mRNA strand that is supposed to perfectly match and hack not just human biology but the biology of ANY (sapient) lifeform out there apparently (unless it's just humans all across the universe, which is again a whole 'nother ??? tier), and that anyone in their right mind would replicate what is obviously a dangerous biohazard material and then proceed to introduce it to the Earth's biome. If unplurbing ever happens, those """scientists""" deserve the chair.

>>216771723
>Most of astronomy is just dumb guesswork
When it comes to planetary size not so much, nor when it comes to the distance from the local sun(s). The only guesswork left is the habitable zones.
> Maybe Kepler 22b has a forest moon full of furry creatures
Not likely.
>or there are more planets in the system we haven't found yet
More likely. Exoplanet detection is just getting started and has the most problems finding smaller Earth sized inner planets.

>coworker
>you know that Landman show its great
>that's the guy behind Yellowstone
>y-yea its alright
>yea? What are you watching
>wanted to say nothing but, "Pluribus"
>isn't that show anti-Christian?
I've searched far and wide I can't find anything about this show being anti-Christian...

>>216771783
>>216771905
>Lying nigger with 10 000 broken promises
Once you understand it's all a scam to suck more government teat it begins to make more sense.

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Pluribussy get lessgo

>>216777787
FUCK

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>>216777787
Manny driving Carol in his ambulance to run over Zosia

Just watch Heated Rivalry if you want good tv

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Carol has some stiff competition in real life you have...
>women fucking bulls
>women fucking eldritch horror
>women fucking octopus
>women fucking satan
>women fucking vampires
>women fucking an island
A pirate isn't going to cut it now a days.

>modern cannot be satisfied by any cock that's smaller than that of a horse
Not gonna make it lads...

>>216777681
Yeah it only really makes sense if there are asteroids spreading simple RNA-based life around the galaxy. Meaning life didn't start on Earth and humans and Keplarians have a common RNA-based ancestor.

I think the RNA sequence that was transmitted must be some kind of bootloader that can dynamically create a hivemind program based on whatever the fuck it finds. Super advanced biotech. Not really comparable to a natural virus. A computer virus/worm would be a better comparison.

>>216777681
>and that anyone in their right mind would replicate what is obviously a dangerous biohazard material and then proceed to introduce it to the Earth's biome

I think the plurb virus is fucking retarded as a concept, but having a space broadcasted recipe for mustard gas is the FUNNIEST Dark Forest solution/weapon I've ever heard in my life.

>>216777681
They had to make the unknown alien virus or else China would do it first and win the "make unknown alien virus race" or whatever
Really in any US based setting you can basically justify any lab doing any absolutely insane research thing with "well we got to or else CHYNA gonna do it first" and have it be realistic given what's going irl
I find it funny that I've even already seen a scifi movie use that as the reason why the research is being done as fast as possible and with little safety, lmao

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>>216770838
carol caaaroll caaaroolll

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>>216777877
based 3BP enjoyer in my plurb threads? I guess there is some overlap; the show is dogshit though

>>216777930
please carol
please carol
please carol

>>216777681
>and that anyone in their right mind would replicate what is obviously a dangerous biohazard material and then proceed to introduce it to the Earth's biome. If unplurbing ever happens, those """scientists""" deserve the chair.
Well, that's how we got Covid. Scientists creating viruses that are more dangerous than their natural counter parts, on purpose, so they can study them. And then whooopsy, one of the viruses escaped.
It was luck that Covid was relatively harmless compared to other more dangerous critters we have in those labs.

Was anyone punished for the lab leak by the way? Was there any international outcry for better safety measures? Was anyone punished for suppressing the truth about it being a lab leak?

The premise of the show doesn't seem that far fetched to me.

>>216777710
If you don't know the context and see it in a vacuum there's the scene where Manouso's holy mary image in his car burns down which could be taken as that.

>>216778002
>he believes the official story

>>216776723
They've managed to focus nearly a whole season on just Carol and Manousos's POVs really so they could expand the scope with subsequent seasons. You can do more with Diabate if he finally gets bored with roleplaying and decides to do something. Laxmi feels like one to watch because she has the most to lose with her son being plurbed, if she does eventually move out of the denial phase and realise her son is functionally dead and the only way to save him is to work with the other survivors to de-plurb.

>>216771311
she won't speak english, she won't be gay, she will hold a grudge against carol and shack up with the south american male carol

>>216776926
>Pluribus Season 2 having a nuclear submarine subplot

>>216778066
>Vince burns through Apple money to get one like with the Air Force One

>>216772851
thats a receiver

sex?
with plurbs?

What would you do if you were Carol? What would you ask the Plurb to do for you to even the odds? Besides some nukes?
>build me a moon base
>build me clone tech so I can build an army of immune me's

Can't wait for this shit show to end so I can stop coming to these threads and posting.

>>216777681
all RNA users were plurbed, not just humans (its really amazing how people keep falling for the they dont lie lie)

and scientifically RNAs molecules are the only ones we know that could produce life so its just harder scifi to assume any life anywhere that is organic (not designed through an exotic method) is RNA based

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This is my gypsy wife, she is cute.

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>>216778066
that's another "yeah, sure" plot point. I get the ISS, but plurboids managing to grab every submarine crew in every military in the world before going into episode 1 open power grab? There has to be one that got away, at least

>>216778029
>realise her son is functionally dead
except you only think that because we've had our povs locked to the 2 most ignorant closeminded people on the planet.
she looks down on him but diabetes easily outclassed carol on knowledge simply by being open and curious. he's probably still 50 steps ahead of her and will be the warning to her that she's about to get plurbed when checkhovs eggs and lawyerspeak cones home to roost.

>>216778602
Shouldn't be that hard if they plurb the leadership first and then just send in a few plurbs every time they rotate the crews of the submarines.

>>216771311
Carol will deprogram her with the "I" shit or put her in a Faraday cage, then she'll spill the tea on how to unplurb everyone. Won't happen until final season.

>>216771332
Scientists are retarded. They literally sent our address into space in the 70s without consulting anyone.

>>216774723
Extremely based. He dropped the ball with when they made them too hipster for vegan (and not even bringing up the ethical contradictions). But he delivered at the last minute with feet and hardcore plurbing. Alright, Vince, you son of a bitch, I'll watch S2.

>>216774972
hi vince

>>216778516
For lesbian handholdings with eye-contact only I'm afraid

>>216778602
Submarines, commercial cargo vessels in the middle of the Pacific...
>>216778793
But can plurbs maintain a low profile? For all we saw they can't really contain themselves when it comes to infect people, they try to infect the nearest uninfected person the moment they came out of the conversion seizure

>>216778877
I have a really hard time believing the Plurbs successfully infiltrated the military while dealing with:
>initial joining seizures
>outward displays of rage

>>216778826
so carol is going to use everything she learning conversion camp to beat the my pronouns are we/us out of them?

chudarol

>>216770870
That's the star.
They do this thing where the first planet of the Kepler-22 system is Kepler 22b, the second Kepler 22c etc
Kepler 22a would be just the star, without the planets, with Kepler 22 referring to the whole star system.

rape rape rape rape rape

>>216778877
We know they are pretty good at play-acting as we've seen with Diabete's party and the family members of the immune.

And they aren't constantly kissing the immune (except for Diabete), so they must be able to suppress the urge. You would have to be tactical about only infecting others while nobdy is watching so they don't notice the seizures.

>>216778926
That begs a question... their initial expansion and global power grab. Plurbs act servile towards everyone besides themselves. So how they could infiltrate to mount a global takeover when
>can kill a single bug
>are servile due wanting everyone to be happy
>glitch in face negative emotions directed towards them
>they say their compulsion to breed, that is infect everyone, is something akin to breath, they can't help it
So for how long they can hold their breath? How they could mount a global takeover when dealing with such crippling weaknesses? If they military took notice, they would also observed how plurbs act and infect people. Something doesn't add.

>>216778826
>Carol will deprogram her with the "I" shit
Wrong

>>216776959
lewd

>>216778926
I mean I'm sure the first base that's infected was operating normal in a very low profile until a general came into visit. Then they can plurb the entire inspecting team. The US probably has the most biological warfare program so they can just widely spread the virus so people would be plurb at the same time.

Did Zosia stop drinking that HDP shit or is it just me?

>>216779107
She did, at least in the scenes when she was around Carol

>>216779131
Yea but when she came back I haven't seen her drink that shit.

how does the plurb keep the animal population in control? Do they let the farm animals go? Wouldn't animals roaming freely in the cities cause a massive disruption to them?

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>>216776684
>if I type Kek and LOL in all caps it will really make it look like I won

>>216779166
They don't. Coomba mentioned lions and tiger killing plurbs when they released them from their zoo cages. When the plurbs put Carol on the ice, coyotes roamed Albuquerque and so forth...

>>216779216
in that case it would be pure chaos dealing with the animals running around everywhere

>>216779078
>How they could mount a global takeover when dealing with such crippling weaknesses?
They're a glass canon. While they have all those weaknesses, the infection is essentially instantaneous and does not seem to require a big viral load.
The old janitor for example had no time to react and push the guy kissing him away since it was an instant infection.
And they can act as the ones they've infected. Sorta, enough.
Given that they can just exponentially grow like if The Thing had reached mainland. Put virus on foods, water, water vapor on cooling systems.

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Not gonna lie, id join the others too for some sexy polish model pussy.

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can't wait to be done with this slop

Is it weird that my first thought after this episode is that Carol is going to be depressed after Zosia becomes an individual again and isn't interested in her anymore?

>>216779209
Retard

>>216779282
If you joined Plurb you would be just another sexless drone. Plurb don't fuck without input from the uninfected.

>>216779355
Then no one is going to reproduce?

>>216779282
Zosia isn't sexy.

>>216779382
Plurb can't pick a fucking apple. Plurb is only concerned about infecting others, either remaining humans, either sending the signal to space.

>>216779382
It is super likely that the beam from the Keppler system is intended to completely assimilate and stifle the populations of any young civilizations that seek to be capable of developing FTL travel.

>>216771144
Have an A-One Day!

>>216779402
What you said is heresy, oni-chan

>>216779245
Most animals have a tendency to avoid places where humans gather because of our general behavior of violently killing the ones that bother us as well as their pups.
With some exceptions like the few that can and will become man eaters like crocodiles (shoutout to my homie Gustave) and those that use human presence as a literal "human shield" such as mama bears (male bears will kill their cubs to mate with them and staying near human dens helps keep them away)

>>216771905
he pays all of his employees with stock options. if his stocks do not go up, they never get paid. he himself is paid entirely in stock options.

everyone who works for any of his companies has to shill and boost them full time to have a chance of earning a penny. They get their day to day from loans against the stock options, the same way he does. Most billionaires do this, but only Elon enforces it for all of his employees as well.

I let a loud fart at work and within a few seconds felt something running down the back of my right thigh.

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>>216771723
>Most of astronomy is just dumb guesswork

someone bake

i caved and bought a 4chan pass so I can plurb again

>>216780037
NEW
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>>216780069
>>216780069
>>216780069

sci-fi for wine aunts

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>>216777518

>>216776016
You set the jungle on fire.