This plot point would have been way more believable if his wife didn't look like that
I bet he told her that her vagoo swallowed it up and she accepted it
>>216877672Is that mr bean?
>>216877672That subtle look of disgust and "what the fuck"?
why did the lawyer bother with all that shit?
>>216877672Imagine being Renner in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Shaniqua, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your flabby body and horrific monster face. I would totally have murder a priest to keep our marriage together, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room with his reconstructed Frankenstein cock. Like seriously imagine having to be Renner and not only sit in that chair while Shaniqua from the DMV flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that stupid handshake. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, SHANIQUA LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the Hollywood casting couch. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her flabby arms as she smugly smiles suggestively at you, assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "full figured (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with her body positive friends in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Hawkeye. You're not going to lose your future capeshit paydays over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
>>216880525Lawyer? He was a doctor
>>216877672It wasn't her that he missed. Ever since the incident Dr. Renner hasn't been able to use his dick. Strap-on play needs the top to have some extra mass to really work.
>>216880597This, it's all subtext though so I can see why a bunch of tiktok brained zoomers missed it
>>216880567Kek
>>216878997y-yeah
>>216880574i mean why did the lawyer bother with this shitty church
>>216878997It's Mr. No Peen
>>216880567> Let's pretend black ladies don't get laid everyday, any time they want, and their skin isn't silky soft and smell like cocoa butter. Because being racist is my entire personality.4chan chuds really show off their ignorance though when they act like hollywood actors don't fuck all kinds of women. Being picky is for chuds. The wealthy uber-Chads fuck whatever woman is conveniently in front of them, and then later they fuck the norweigian supermodels. Like how the Arnold knocked up his middle aged pudgy mexican maid.
>>216880567LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO
>>216880985>Let's pretend black ladies don't get laid everydayI know some actual blacks and they have zero standards. I don't think you actually talk to them, you're just a fetishist online. A black acquaintance of mine is ripped and pretty good looking but all his gfs are fat disgusting monsters who smell like ham.
>>216880882kek
>>216877672she was visible on screen for a short scene, i'll take it as a win
