>these mormons knock on your door
>>216919986I could listen to them all day.
>>216919986The script was so unintelligent in this movie that it ruined the whole thing. It felt very "I just watched Zeitgeist and it's 2007 and no one is even sick of /r/atheism because fedora culture wasn't invented yet"Hugh Grant performed the villain role well otherwise they just gave him dogshit to work with. That line about the holocaust was cringe. Sophie Thatcher honey what is wrong with your agent
>>216919986I've seen some Mormon groups walking the neighborhood, they had some cuties.
>>216920189how do you not squeeze lick suck them and sex all with them?
>>216919986This movie had a strong start, but it went nowhere.
luv me mormon girls
FUCKING MORMIES REEEEEEEEE
>>216919986How did Chloe make the jump from cute & funny model posted on 4chan to legitimate hollywood actress?
>>216920208he's ugly
>>216920235She looks better dressed as Mormon.
>>216920235Do all ex-mormons become whores?
>>216920235She never hoed out, and if there's one thing those jewish Hollywood producers respect in a beautiful young starlet it's strength of character.
>>216920211you could say the same thing about every movie and tv show released in the last 10 years.
>>216920189They send the pretty ones on purpose too, they're already taken too
>stealth sophie thread
>>216919986They would never without a male. Immersion ruined.
>>216920399This.
>>216920424Right? They would never send two pretty girls to someone else's house.
a cute mormon tried recruiting me at the mall, what are the chances I can have sex with her if I go to her church?
>>216919986invite them to my rape basement
>>216920548about the same if you don't
>>216920548No.
>>216920211Literally felt like the script was unfinished. All this set up for some kind of saw trap maze or labyrinth and it's just the single initial room and paths that don't matter or have any puzzles or tricks and then they just go back to the main room again. The stupid miniature showing a crazy game-like setup of connecting rooms, nope, none of that matters. What a waste.
>>216919986That's high res dude
>>216919986>Excuse me! Jesus is a personal friend of mine, you ignorant foo!>Bitch!>Bitch!>Muhfucka!
>>216919986And?
Did Jesus really come back just to go on a bitching road trip with Joseph Smith across 1800's America?
>>216919986>Don't save my soul! Don't save my soul! Nooooo!
>>216920189we don't get mormons here, I got Jovah's witnesses and they are always friendly middle aged men. One bought some backyard eggs from me, but I told them I shant be joining them.
sex
>>216919986I'm paraphrasing, but near the start of the movie they talk about how they fantasize about getting hot husbands. Are mormons allowed to feel (aesthetic) lust when it comes to their partner? I know aesthetic lust for your spouses is greatly encouraged in Cahtolicism and Islam, but I don't know with mormons.
>>216920846Jehova's witness are always old men and women.
Hugh Grant is great in both Heretic and Dungeons and Dragons.I only really know of him from shitty rom coms.Any other Grant kino I should watch?
>>216920172The boomer obsessed with religion who keeps a dungeon full of missionaries in his basement is probably not perfectly up to date with social media trends.
So like, what if you asked if they can have a boyfriendand then ask them out
>>216919986SOAPYYYY
>>216919986mormon girls do NOT look like this
>>216921032He's been in quite a lot of Guy Ritchie films in the last decade.
>>216920548absolutely zero
>>216921032The gentlemen
>>216921032Paddington 2 obviously.
>>216919986Yeah I'll listen to you talk about Jesus, let me get my microphone *unzips dick*
>>216921169The story would end and you would live happily ever after
>>216921187obviously those are actors, anon
>>216921320The actresses were Mormons...
>>216919986Is there a single picture of Sophie without a wig from the past ~5 years?
>>216919986I live in USA and I have never met a mormon
>>216921308>>216920424>>216920313>>216920235From that sweet young girl with having an Asian / Chinese boyfriend as her 1st love to Hollywood actress
>Two bogged midgets preaching to become Jewish golems.
>>216921902no
>>216921032Paddington 2
The one on the left looks like shit and she bogged and walled herself hard.
>>216922450JESUS.... WHY ARE WOMEN LIKE THIS...
>>216921032Bitter Moon has a LOT of sex scenes in it.
>>216919986I'm going to lock them in my house and force them to listen to bottom-tier reddit fedora atheist takes until the audience checks out entirely and anon can't even remember how the movie ended
