Your fantasy. Now.
>Computer, show me a table.>No, actually, there were more tables.>Computer, show me several tables.>And they were aligned, like one next to the other and one behind each other.>Computer, align tables on a rectactular grid with equal distance between the tables.>And the tables were inclined. More like desks.>Computer make the tables school desks.>And the room was brighter. It had a large, white rectangular structure at the front. Like a whiteboard.>And there were noises. Like breathing.>Computer, generate breathing noises.>No, more like laughing.>Computer, change the noises into laughter.>More.>Louder.>Directed at me.>I've been in this room before.
>>217494695>Computer, create an array of 100 Counsellor Troi's lined in a square arround me. >Have them face away from me.>Next, simulate them having had nothing but beans to eat. >Remove safety protocols. >Engage
>>217494749He was at Furniture Mart and Carrot Top was open micing
>>217494813make them 3x sized
>Computer, create a medical examination table in the center of the room.>Teleport Counselor Troi onto this table in prone position>Teleport her clothing into space>Replicate and teleport into her lower digestive track the equivalent of two days worth of eating nothing but dried cherries, boiled eggs, and broccoli. >Create a breathing apparatus and medical grade tubing for attachment to Counselor Troi's colon for direct venting into my olfactory nerves>Simultaneously teleport all other male crew members directly into the warp core while broadcasting a live video stream of the holodeck on all access panels and video screens on each deck for the remaining female crew members to view>Disable all safety protocols>Engage
>>217494695Just make me a regular/recurring crew member on DS9, and run the series.
>>217494695Computer make a good Star Trek series based on Roddenberry’s vision
>>217495206I’d prefer to be made a Cardassian officer during the Bajoran Occupation.
>>217494695>Computer, what's uhh, what's allowed here? Like, you know
>>217495072you guys are just memeing about liking women's farts right? you don't actually like the smell of shit? right? because if you had to blind smell a man and a woman's fart, you wouldn't be able to tell the difference
>>217494695>Computer create prime emma watson as Hermione from Harry Potter>Make her super condescending >Make her cast a spell on me to turn me into a short big titty bimbo slut whore>Make her force me to suck off 100 guys against me will while she watches and gets off on it
>>217495374Just read every post on /tv/ and this is the most based.
>>217494695>computer, create an exact replica of the early 21st century english actress emma watson as she appeared in the harry potter film series>no, from the movie before that>no, from the movie before that>no, from the movie before that>no, from the movie before that
>>217494695>>217482048>>217490385>>217493905>>217489060>>217484699>>217487695>>217493482>>217469289
>>217495368Get this homosexual out of here
>>217495410ok no this is the most based
>>217495368>he doesn't know
>>217494749desu thats a real creepy episode tho
>>217495473This is a Star Trek board now, Sopranosfag, deal with it. Making another thread just to spite you.
>Computer, create a bedroom with a large and comfortable king-size bed>in the bed place Dana Scully from X-Files S1 in pajamas>alter Scully's mental and emotional state so that she's completely in love with me but is not sexually aroused at this time and just wants to cuddle>disengage safety protocols
>>217494695Lots of shemales.
>Computer, load program Garashir-42069
Harem / baths in a opulent Prince of Persia-style palace.
>Computer, generate Kim Pine from the 21st century comic book Scott Pilgrim vs the world>Make her retain her simple cartoon design but give her a plus size body. For reference, approximate the design to what is described by the terms of “mob face” and “venus body”, specifically those used by the users of the ancient website known as 4Chan>Make her bottomless, wearing a green hoodie with her panties off, revealing her red pubic hair that’s been unshaven for 2 years. Put extra fat on her pubis mons and have her vagina constantly secreting vaginal mucus>Have her incapable of satiating her sexual desires and lose all inhibitions. Make it to where she can’t stop grinding her vagina on whatever or whoever she sees. Increase her strength to rival that of a professional wrestler>Generate a cage full of attractive college girls, realistic and lacking the cartoonish style of kim pine, approximately 18-22 years old. Give them large breasts, all Caucasian, and wearing revealing clothing fitting of the fashion of a college girls in the 2010s.>Computer, scale them down to 8 inches tall, and add a bottle of lube and canadian maple syrup right next to the cage>And… computer… give Kim an insatiable appetite
>>217495603Seriously, this particular scene creeps me out to this day.
Can the holodeck make physical modifications to your body? I would assume not as that would just fall into the realm of magic and not scifi (even though the concept of a holodeck is already unbelievably bs magical IMO)
>>217495648It's a RLM board. It happens every time they talk about something.
>>217495973They have to bring costumes to the holodeck in TNG. so I guess not?
>>217495900>and computer... have half of the shrunken women high on ecstasy and other drugs that make them oblivious to their environment and increase their sexual sensitivity, and have the other women sober and completely aware of their situation
>computer generate every female on this ship>have them all have explosive diarrhea >bury me in the ground up to my neck>have their bare asses all ponted at me and circled around my head >set diarrhea force and velocity to 50000% above normal levels>"sir levels this high would be fatal, i can not do that">acknowledged computer, override safety protocols, authorization code, doodoofeces7834mark9>"safety protocols disengaged">thank you computer. Order the capitan a slice of chocolate cake and have it sent to him on the bridge, hell know what it means. >......run program
Sex with a woman.
>>217494695>computer, give me early 21st century celebrity xochitl gomez>dress her like pocahontas>increase her horniness level to insatiable >put a clit in her butt, way up in there>disengage safety protocols
>>217496228I hope you prompted that at 4:31PM and not AM.
>>217496228>>217495746The duality of man
These things would be too tempting. Even if not a freak, I would 100% run a program of a hot woman I like taking a long painful shit just to see what it looks like. or my boss doing ridiculous things.
>>217494695My lawyer has advised me not to engage in this thread. Still, I always did wonder whether these holodecks or holosuites really had *no* limits, if you sniff my drift...
>Computer, give Counselor Troi a severe case of constipation. In her attempts to alleviate the problem, she's consumed mass quantities of beans, corn, and prunes. She's finally ready to use the bathroom but she's locked in the elevator with me and can no longer wait.>Oh, and computer, turn safety protocols off.
>>217498185Under current laws, you can't use people's likenesses without expressed written permission. But in the Holodecks you can create co-workers and choke them to death, or have it so that they're in love with you in some fantasy land.
>>217494695>Computer, generate a harem full of Gianna Michaels circa 2007 clones
>>217495973There's zero reason the transporters couldn't be used to modify bodies. If you can encode someone's physical form, you should then be able to modify that code so that every woman who uses the transporter comes out as a K-cup tits bimbo with huge DSLs.
>>217498378That's the most boring shit to do. It's like people AI generating nudes of celebrities. You have a machine that can create your 100% perfect ideal fantasy woman down to the tiniest custom detail beyond the confines of reality and you're using it to just copy an average 5/10 real life woman. Have some imagination.
>Computer, show me a train track>Two tracks.>Hmm I'm beginning to remember, Computer tie a man to one of the tracks. >Now tie five men to the other track. >I'm standing next to them with a lever in my hand. >Computer, have a train hurtling down the second track.>Wait I remember, have the train drifting along both tracks.>I've been in this place before.
The best part is that we're already 3/5ths the way there, just need the tactile feedback
>>217494695>Your fantasy. Now.I think I'd just disengage gravity and simulate floating in space. Minus the freezing and burning and cosmic radiation of course.
Computer recreate my wife...20 years younger, disable all safety protocol.
why do star trek fans(leftoids) hate AI when this is basically what the fucking holodeck is?
>>217499924Asking a human to manipulate photons in real time to a users request and random reactions is unrealistic.The complaint of AI usually seems to be we don't really need anything more than the bridge crew and maybe half of engineering to physically crawl in jefferies tubes to physically connect wires. and weld things. So lets fire all unnecessary personnel for the sake of cost efficiency. They don't get to travel or see the stars or research their scientific curiosity or meet new intelligent species and practice or put to use the linguistic skills they've learned. I don't understand why these crybabies are bitching about losing their dream jobs when they can just sit at home and doom scroll all day or watch porn. The nerve of these loser fighting for their lives to have some purpose or to to be of value to their society.
>>217499924Leftoids parse reality through good feels, so AI might have incredible applications but because a poor wholesome big chungus artist might have to actually get a job instead of making Sonic inflation art its evil. On the right the same blinders apply to avoid 'icky' or unmanly solutions to unfortunate realities, even if doing so leads to outcomes much worse.
>>217499924>>217500162>>217500197Star Trek is incredibly naive about tech. Right now it's major mega-corps that own AI tech, and they're going to use it to empower themselves. Tech is not going to liberate people, ti's going to enslave them.
>>217500362you can build your own LLM you know
>>217494695prefer not to say
>>217499397Absolutely based, I also use Grok for hot stories.
>>217500362>Tech is not going to liberate people, ti's going to enslave them.Imagine being brainwashed by clickbait fearmongering garbage and not doing your own critical thinking.
>>217501230>amazon, google, meta, etc all have our best interests in mind. Submit to them and consume.
>>217501256>large corporations are going to ENSLAVE us, just like the matrix bro, this is totally going to happen
>>217499876wholesome
>>217494695>Computer, set room to large, roman pool room.>Set bathwater temperature to a comfortable 95F, and simulate appropriate humidity levels.>Create my usual trio of amorous, 400ib women. Their bodies in the usual sweaty, slovenly state.>Create my usual custom set of hygiene and personal care products.> Lock doors. No one is to disturb me for the next 3 hours.
>>217494695I’d probably just simulate a version of me that’s 60 feet tall in a place like NYC, and just fuck shit up for stress relief. It would probably be unethical to do so though, even if the buildings and people are not real, so I’d probably pussy out and not go through with it
>>217501117you can buy your own land and farm you know
>>217495374Hot. I'll take one of these
>Computer, create a to-scale simulation of the 1453 siege of Constantinople, except the Ottomans are armed only with sticks and rocks and the Romans, including myself, are armed with an endless supply of automatic weapons and explosivesDisengage safety protocols
>>217494695>Computer, generate a high trust society, including a safe but well appointed neighborhood on the outskirts of a prosperous town, and create a comfortable house there, then populate it with a family consisting of a beautiful wife who unconditionally loves me deeply and is kindhearted but clever, along with a random number of good natured young children configured as our legitimate offspring. Set my reputation in this high trust society to reputable. Now generate a nineteen year old goth chick with anorexia but also macromastia, and give her a severe case of borderline personality disorder, but make her psychologically incapable of harming others, then have her populate another house nextdoor to mine. Have her offer to babysit for my children, but make her secretly but insanely jealous of my wife. Computer, run simulation.
>>217494695How does the holodeck create areas bigger than the room?
>>217501427anon, his wife is 26...
>>217501502Are you me? I used to "play" GTA4 and just walk or drive around, not harming anyone.
>>217501665Isn't that why they made RDR2?
>>217501638It uses hyperbolic geometry
>Computer, generate a hotel room typical of a Hilton or Hampton, with a luxurious queen bed >on this bed generate the actresses Alison Brie, Alexandra Daddario, and Christina Hendrix, all completely naked and in the prime of their physical attractiveness>also generate a muscular, well-endowed black man named Tyrone>the women should all be extremely sexually attracted to Tyrone and utterly repulsed by me>place a comfortable chair with a desk and pen and paper next to the bed>run simulation
>>217499924We don’t live in a post scarcity world and our entire global economy is pumped into an environment destroying ponzi scheme that exists to create funny cat videos and porn. I don’t think you need to be a “leftoid” to see through this hooknosed scam.
>>217501688That’s a man baby
>Computer generate 100 Lwaxanna Trois...
>>217501703>So I told her "Hey babe, I don't know why you're being so obtuse. I think you're acute. If I'm not right, tell me." And that's how I ended up marooned on this planet for 8 years.
>divert warp power to the holodeck>computer, simulate a good season of modern Star Trek
>>217501638treadmill floor you fat fuck
>>217495903Then never look up 'alien hand syndrome'. No. Honestly. Do not look it up.
Computer recreate my home town in 1995, delete all fags and niggers, engage.
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Computer, 24th century Holodeck. Black walls, orange lines, starship door and interface. In the middle of the room create a Romulan, middle-aged, wearing an administration officer's uniform. Romulan should be disappointed, dissatisfied, and longing for home. Safeties on. Run program.>>217501502>>217501665>Computer, create desk with desktop computer, allow it to run a copy of Counter-Strike 1.6, populate online multiplayer mode with teenagers with a poor grasp on the English language.
>>217494695>Computer, show me a comfy couch with a big screen TV in front of it, connected to an antique gaming console>great>now create a shelf with a wide selection of games playable on that console>perfect>the console is a PS5
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>>217495410>no, from the movie before that
>Computer load Dust>Computer run "Norbit">Give Rasputia the insatiable drive to rape>Set gravity to 1/20th Earths>Disengage safety protocols
>Computer, generate 18 year old Emma Watson, Emma Roberts, and Emma Stone>increase the size of their breasts by 900%>have 3 gigantic digital meters displayed on the wall with their names>the meters, unbeknownst to them, track their arousal levels>generate a 1 bedroom/1 bathroom apartment for them to live in and give them all the necessary food and supplies to live for 5 years>instigate scenarios for them to see each other in various states of undress>at the end of each week provide a gift solely to the individual who attained the highest arousal level during that week>prohibit any form of sexual self gratification>at the start of the second year deliver a crate of strap on dildos, the smallest of which is 14 inches>disengage all safety protocols
>>217501214>have grok create an erp scenario where I, a sexy female space adventurer, explore a derelict space station>grok has me run into the Not!-xenomorph>eh, fair enough>grok also gives it psychic abilities>yeah okay thats a pretty decent add-on>grok also has it admit that after mind-raping the entire crew it devoured them for biomass>uhhh, hold on a second there>grok has it let me know that once it gets planetside it will continue to consume>its psychic chorus will only get stronger>every man woman and child will 'willingly' feed themselves to it's eternal hunger>it will grow ever larger, its song louder>an eldritch god to a galaxy held in eternal rapture to itYeah so that turned into a more typical rpg objective of "blow the station core" pretty quickly
>>217504064>I, a sexy female space adventurerTranny
>computer, simulate the television and film board of the website 4chan circa the year 2007>remove all moderation
>>217504087Seethe
>>217494695Computer, create an army of shotas that want to bukkake me
>computer, recreate the film Billy Madison>replace every character with Maise Williams and Isabela Moner>have a 7-10% chance every 3 minutes that a character stops playing their part and looks directly at the camera while stripping and providing joi>have the film play on loop throughout the entire Enterprise
>>217495746Man I'm right there with you. Season 1 Scully is just so endearing and cute.
>Barkely in my office now>Can you explain to me why your genetic material was found scattered all over the holodeck?>I'm sorry sir... genetic material?>Do I have to spell it out? Your semen. It was sprayed everywhere. >We also found discarded packages of a performance enhancing drug, capable of allowing a male to maintain an erection for 72 hours>Until further notice, your Holodeck privileges have been revoked. Dismissed.
>>217494695>Computer, set a comfortable bed in the middle of the room, a bathroom off to the side and lock the doors for 10 hoursFinally a full night's sleep awaits.
>>217500197>so AI might have incredible applications but because a poor wholesome big chungus artist might have to actually get a job instead of making Sonic inflation art its evil.Why do you hate artists so much, bro? Even ones who don't draw that garbage.
>>217502422Came here to post this
>>217494695>be me>look out at a scenic vista overlooking a large prairie>turn to see natalie portman staring at me with her little mousy smile>"cheesed to meet you">we laugh>we roll around in the grass>she leans in>suddenly, a disturbance in the force>look over my shoulder>a stormtrooper is on the grassy knoll>he takes a shot but i'm too fast>laser is deflected back at him>he slumps over screaming in agony>padtai is so horny she starts sucking my cock while i practice my cool laser sword moves>a faint scream from ashaka can be heard>wonder why they made her black>finish on fuckme's face>"cheesed to me you too"
>>217496228>doodoofeces7834mark9kek
>>217496228Imagine.
>>217495410based
>computer, recreate a Peter Jackson's LoTR Rivendell.>now recreate Liv Tylers Arwen but increase her bust size by 300% her nipple size by 100%, areola size 100%, lip size by 75% and increase her Libido by 200000%.>Increase her height scale and the scale of Rivendell as if I were 10 year old Aragorn. >disengage safety protocols and lock the door. I do not wish to be disturbed.
>>217494695>Computer, generate a recreation of a typical American desert highway with signage and street lighting stylized typical from the late 20th century>Freshly paved blacktop, two lanes, yellow paint lining the highway with staggered portions of highway mileage where the blacktop is completely bare>Place mesas and desert mountains in the background landscape and irregularly occurring saguaro cactus off the side of the highway>Apply rusted out cars, desert adobes,, gas stations and old longhorn cow and american buffalo skulls as aesthetically needed along the roadway but never in the roadway>Apply desert fauna as needed, with coyotes taking precedence>Set time to one hour before sunset, with large cumulus clouds catching the fading sunlight from the setting sun, giving a beautiful desert orange pastel glow>Recreate actress Michelle Pfeiffer from her appearance in the film Grease 2, with sunglasses, and place her on the back of a modified Indian Motorcycle Company motorcycle, painted red>Apply American bomber jacket and aviator sunglasses to my form>Generate approximately 1 hours worth of driving miles, ending at sunset with riding over the hill that presents a view of late 80s Los Angeles
>>217503137files catbox moe/kgvrm6.mp4
>>217505670kek
>computer, generate Elastigirl
>>217494695>...
>Computer, make me a normal person capable of social interaction and independent survival.
>>217494695A good star-trek series
>>217507834It can't do the impossible, anon. There are hardware limits.
>computer alter my appearance to be my 10 year old self>create 2 women in their mid 20's>give them intense maternal feelings towards me>create a comfortable couch that is facing towards a late 1990's model television>make the sound level quiet enough that a person can fall asleep, but loud enough to distract from racing thoughts>place me vertically across the women's laps, so that my head is resting on one of the women's thighs while the other supports my feet>display re-runs of the television series "Star Trek The Next Generation" on the television>ensure that the women are quietly talking to each other and some times asking me if I'm about to fall asleep>ensure that the woman whose lap my head is resting on is constantly dragging her fingers through my hair>make the outside climate a rainy autumn evening in earths northern hemisphere around the year 2004>engage safety protocols
>>217494695>Computer, generate a harem of extremely submissive and breastful Asian women. Thank you.
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>>217501635This is why I still come to this board
>>217494695>literal access to an interstellar vessel>spend all day fantasizing about the old westI don't get these dudes. If I had access to a starship I'd be all day staring out the window, seeing cool alien worlds, planetary rings, black holes, etc
>>217509396You live in a world of unparalleled beauty all around you and you're here posting on /tv/
>>217509969because I'm at the office right now
>>217495746>t. Mulder
>>217494861>Furniture MartYou posted this, and I immediately thought of pic related (I live here).Is that what you meant?
>>217505582It's well known that most people use the holodeck as a porn theater. Barclay wouldn't get reprimanded for it
>>217495603one of the few episodes of slop trek that doesnt suck
>>217509396If the interstellar vessel is your workspace, and space-travel is such a normal thing that people travel to other planets for vacation, then it's just going to become mundane. Sure you'll be fascinated by certain sights and experiences (like growing up in the north and still being in awe when seeing northern lights), but for 90% of your days it's just going to be a normal every day thing.
>Computer, generate the ensuite bathroom for Counselor Troi's quarters, at 10x scale. >Mark my current position as the bowl of the commode.>Simulate the actions of a lactose intolerant Counselor Troi approximately 4 hours after eating several large chocolate sundaes>Disengage safety protocols and begin program
>>217511143fair point
>>217510511hogging it for 72 hours and not cleaning up after himself are the crimes
>>217512676Ensigns purge the biofilters.I concede he'd be reprimanded for using them when he should be working or when others have time scheduled.
>computer, create an exact replica of Jerry’s apartment from the late 20th century earth sitcom Seinfeld>place Jerry, Elaine, Kramer and George in the apartment, they should be perfect reconstructions of their characters from the show>once the simulation starts, about two minutes in, Jerry will receive a package at his door, the contents of which will be a first generation Apple iPad digital tablet
https://youtu.be/IKdf4duQeNMWhich of you was this?
> computer, please make a hollow black box and within the box create an exact replica of this room 1:100 of the size. Please create a screen that allows me to view inside the box. Afterwards, make an exact replica of me, fully sentient to scale of the replicated room. Generate false but realistic memories for this replica for how he entered the room, but leave all other memories prior to today’s Star date the exact same. Do not allow the replica to leave their version of the holodeck. Please follow any requests made by the replica, except for commands that effect the scale of the box or commands that effect outside the box. Safety protocols off. Engage.
>>217513203>> computer, please make a hollow black box and within the box create an exact replica of this room 1:100 of the size. Please create a screen that allows me to view inside the box. Afterwards, make an exact replica of me, fully sentient to scale of the replicated room. Generate false but realistic memories for this replica for how he entered the room, but leave all other memories prior to today’s Star date the exact same. Do not allow the replica to leave their version of the holodeck. Please follow any requests made by the replica, except for commands that effect the scale of the box or commands that effect outside the box. Safety protocols off. Engage.
>>217513367>>> computer, please make a hollow black box and within the box create an exact replica of this room 1:100 of the size. Please create a screen that allows me to view inside the box. Afterwards, make an exact replica of me, fully sentient to scale of the replicated room. Generate false but realistic memories for this replica for how he entered the room, but leave all other memories prior to today’s Star date the exact same. Do not allow the replica to leave their version of the holodeck. Please follow any requests made by the replica, except for commands that effect the scale of the box or commands that effect outside the box. Safety protocols off. Engage.
>>217513532>>>> computer, please make a hollow black box and within the box create an exact replica of this room 1:100 of the size. Please create a screen that allows me to view inside the box. Afterwards, make an exact replica of me, fully sentient to scale of the replicated room. Generate false but realistic memories for this replica for how he entered the room, but leave all other memories prior to today’s Star date the exact same. Do not allow the replica to leave their version of the holodeck. Please follow any requests made by the replica, except for commands that effect the scale of the box or commands that effect outside the box. Safety protocols off. Engage.
Does anyone have those AI voice clips that were generated when the tools became publicly avaible?
