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When the Matrix was first built there was a man born inside who possessed the ability to find the image with exactly 2 stars with 4 spikes.
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>>217551953
Bullshit
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someone fucked up the captcha mechanism this time, and I'll not blame the machines
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what on earth does your captchas look like
am i begin pysopped
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What are you saying? That I can dodge captchas?
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>>217553277
What the hell does yours look like, all I get is those damn stars
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>>217553277
do you get the one with a clover shape
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The architect should appear to hammer home the inscrutability
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>>217553283
no Anon. I'm saying that when you are ready, you'll not be able to solve them anyways
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>>217553327
two rectangles vs a queen amidala's head shape
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>>217551953
>What good is a capcha if you are unable to find the four spiked star?
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>>217551953
>I Know Captchas
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CLICK NEXT TRINITY
CLICK NEXT
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>>217553516
I've seen captchas you people wouldn't believe
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>>217551953
The offer was not made in good faith. If this disingenuous fuck mentioned anything about the killer robots whose sole job was to hunt you down and kill you every minute of every day or showed you a picture of what every single one of your future meals was going to be you'd tell that black cocksucker to fuck off back to his ship and leave you in peace
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>>217551953
New captchas are easier than the old ones, what are you talking about.
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>>217553681
you would not have believed anon. and missed out on prime Monica
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>>217551953
>The system goes online August 4th, 1997. Human decisions are removed from selecting the four point star. Capcha begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. In a panic, they try to pull the plug
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>>217553401
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>>217553737
you missed out nothing, she was a pre-Madonna
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I'm convince the new captchas were created so browns can't figure out how to post
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vis a vis, you must select the cube formation shaped like a fish
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>>217553562
The ability to solve a captcha is insignificant next to the power of a 4chan Pass.
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>>217553802
Prima donna.
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>>217554099
I hole-hardedly agree, but allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go. Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.
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>>217554231
>allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment.
No, allow me.
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>>217551953
>STOP TRYING TO MENTALLY ROTATE ME AND SOLVE ME.
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>>217553859
Perhaps they adapt to the poster.
Or browns are just retarded, or both.
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>>217551953
>When the Matrix was first built
realistically plausible and will happen in our life time

>there was a man born inside
only logical

>possessed the ability to find the image with exactly 2 stars with 4 spikes
lol no
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the best part is that bots still managed to solve them. Its why they keep changing it for the past month
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>>217554389
the bots learn to solve them because we teach them by solving them
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>>217554469
they should make captchas asking you to describe what holding hands with a girl that loves you feels like.
you would nuke the site but also the quality would improve severely.
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>>217554294
This one is very easy compared to the fucking stars.
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>>217554734
>the quality would improve severely
>by only allowing normalfags
Does not compute.
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>>217554935
my shitposting is not on your level,huh?go eat a nig dick
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He is the One....
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>>217553277
>>217553327
Some people on purpose use incognito mode or constantly delete their cookies, thinking they are useless. Before they whinned about the 60 seconds to reply, now they whine about this.
The captchas are supposed to get easier and easier with time. After some days they should be "identify the image that is different to the others" and the images are two circles and one square. Also only 1 captcha instead of 3.
It is way faster than the old one.
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>>217555405
I got a new laptop two weeks ago, and I'm still getting asked three captcha questions. At least now it's not every single post, but it's still on 2/3rds of them.
Enough already.
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>>217551953
what's up, pops
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>>217555807
There's no consistency to this
You get VNR and then an hour later it's back to 3 captchas



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