Anons who wasted their teenage youth and didn't have friends or a girlfriend should NOT watch this movie because it will make them commit suicide.
It's even worse when you realize you wasted your youth with your nerd friends instead of your normie semi-friends
>>217640787i've never seen it.i occupy an unhappy niche of inceldom where i have had sex, but it's been a long time, and it was always a really long time between my sexual conquests. i think i averaged a lay about once every 5 years. pathetic for a sexhaver; too much to be a proper incel. i am a sexual marketplace orphan.
>>217640807Nah, I regret cutting off my nerd friends in 8th grade because I felt embarassed as they opened Magic the Gathering packs. I could've maybe had fun and friday game nights instead of the "popular" kids, none of which I talk to as an adult.
You've been spamming this dogshit movie for months now complaining about how you wasted your youth, and you still haven't given us the gift of your suicide If you look around on /r9k/ they can give you a painless drink mix you take before bed
>>217640814>i occupy an unhappy niche of inceldom where i have had sex>I occupy a weird place of being a homosexual where I actually have sucked dick.
>>217640844whining about lack of friends and lovers in our youth is a /tv/ tradition
I missed out on teenage love but the love I did find in my early 20s was still pure and naive.I did get the full teenage friend experience of getting piss drunk and smashing car windows
The movie was fucking stupid because the guy was a freshman and the girl is a senior. In no fucking universe does that happen.
>>217640814>inceldom where i have had sexGet the fuck out retarded normie
>>217640807What does it even matter? You still grow old and die and what you did in high school and all the imaginary social XP points in the world won't matter.
>>217640908it's been *checks notes* 7 years now...you have no idea what it's like to know the touch of a woman, then be denied.
>>217640814You’re not an incel, sorry man. Nothing personal, but I think MGTOW describes you better. Good luck with SEAmonkeys though!
>>217640814>>217640937My culture is not your costume.
>>217640862It actually isn't You probably weren't even hear for the trash in OP when it actually came out too
>>217640937I'm another few steps up from you. I had a long term relationship with a woman who was out of my league and I've now been completely alone and celibate for several years. I'll probably never find love again and if I do it won't be anything close to the first time
>>217640787It's fine once you see Ezra Miller and how he turned out in real life.
>>217640814>>217640856>>217640886>>217640908>>217640937>>217640966I am so fucking sick of all you people constantly whining about how lonely and “incel” you are. The problem isn’t the women, it’s you. You are the problem. 110 rejections, and you can’t figure out you’re the problem? Or is asking out a girl and taking no for an answer a bridge too far? Suck it up. You have options.>wah but they slept around in their youthWho cares? That doesn’t mean they can’t love you. So what if they want to settle down now? They picked you and that should be enough. Instead some of you are going to whine about some nonexistent dynamic where you’re settled down on.
>>217641051Hey, bud...Hey listen...This seems more about you than me.
>>217641051Why did you quote me nigger I'm not an incel and I wasn't complaining
I have a loving gf and sometimes having sex with her just feels like a chore despite still finding her attractive.I know you won't believe me but having sex isn't all its cracked up to be and you should stop nurturing your bitterness and self loathing because you've never had it. Ironically that would actually increase your chances of getting laid.tl;dr just be yourself
>>217640787Every day of school and being a teenager was a living hell yet I got through it. But you think I'm going to an hero because of some shitty little movie? Lol no chance
>>217641051But it’s objectively true, if a woman has had her “fun” she is not settling down because she loves you. She’s doing it for your resources.
>>217640787emma playing a 18 year old girl with smile lines like that decreased the immersion
>>217640787At least Ezra is gone from hollywood. Guy was such an annoying faggot
>>217641102i also experienced this. my gf was not super hot but she had a really nice vagina, nonetheless sex got a little boring. though it was nice to have access to a woman almost any time i wanted. she was very accommodating.in the end it fell apart because i treated her poorly. it was a good learning experience for me.>just b urselfterrible advice when you are a bitter man past middle age
>>217640787Already did, it wasn't any worse than other high-school movies. I don't envy John Wallflower because he got cucked by psycho Emma Watson before she finally settled for him (does she even do that? I think she just goes off to college to find more Chads). I am a retard who wasted his youth but honestly I never had to see my teen crush go into a room with another guy and I am grateful for that.
>>217640787One of my favorite moviesMakes me remember the good old days, miss the 2008-2016 period.Now it’s just grim early 30s with 0 fun.
>>217640844>If you look around on /r9k/ they can give you a painless drink mix you take before bedsauce?
>>217641267it’s called HRT.
>>217641102It's never really been about the sexual experience bro. It's about feeling accepted and good enough for others. That's what most teenagers really want. People who say your teen years don't matter and you'll forget about it are fools or just lucky assholes. They're some of your most formative years that have a significant effect on your relationships and self-image in the rest of your life.
>>217641267No it's a drink
Movies like this are suicide porn for young people. Its the most vile piece of trash ive ever seen in that regard. It has nothing in common with anyones childhood nor does it replicate what it feels like mentally to be that age. This and that Galifanakis psych ward movie appeal to teenagers who want validation by telling them people will sympathise with them if they enact a half hearted suicide attempt. I sound like a social worker but yeah fuck these movies. Watch Welcome to the Dollhouse instead.
>>217641306Movies are often fantasies which use unrealistic scenarios to elicit certain emotions.
>>217641237It’s a good lesson for young men to learn though. No matter how “compatible” are you girls will always opt for Chad first, even if he knows nothing about her hobbies or interests.
>>217641414>girls will always opt for chad firstI guess it happens fairly often but in my experience it's far from universal. Seems like cope.
>>217640787Emma never had a normal teenage youth either when you think about it. She's just like me fr.
>>217641285they aren’t formative years at all, i barely remember them
>>217641438> I guess it happens fairly often but in my experience it's far from universal. Seems like cope.It’s obvious you want a compliment, so here it is: YOU are a chad.
>>217640787it's kinda lame. Not sure why the suicide part tho.
>>217641102>poor railroad worker should consider that man in a cruise ship doesn't think it's all that greatI wish you a really painful death that your family watches unfold. That is all.
>>217641452You think because you don't remember them, they haven't had an effect on you? Like you don't remember being three years old? You think because you don't remember your teen years that applies to everyone? Lol whatever man you do you.
>>217641137That’s just borderline incel shit. Do you really expect women to have everything figured out in their youth?
>>217641458I have a recessed chin and get 0 matches in dating apps. I've been able to sleep with and date a handful of attractive women because I occasionally put myself in social situations, have 5/10 charisma, and make mediocre art which girls sometimes are impressed by. If I'm a chad then like 75% of guys are chads.
>>217641569It's true and you defending women who hate you and would never be willingly near you while shitting on your fellow man is embarrassing and evil and you should get a taste of your medicine and be accused of rape by some cunt because you dared to exist around her. That's what you deserve. Shit on those who could help you and be your friend for the sake of those who hate you. That is you. Pathetic loser. You are evil and stupid and you have no idea. You're the kind of person who deserves a swift, painful death for the evil and lies you propagate.
>>217641618People complain about terminally online maoist trannies but to me this kind of terminally online person is more concerning.
>>217641655It's not and they're not, and you know that but want to bait and anger me and others. You are scum. You are in the same place as the people you hate for reasons you can't fathom and aren't sane and instead of realizing you could help each other and that being a bootlicker for women is getting you nowhere, you continue spiting and hurting your fellow man. Just die, man. Just fucking die. Only when it happens, you'll realize that those people who "concern" you were your only potential friends. You waste of life. Just....die. Just die already. It will happen anyway but I hope it will be soon.
>>217641569What do you mean "have everything figured out"? Young women like what they like. The whole "oh girls are just confused they don't know how to tell the good ones from the bad" is just a cowardly excuse.
>>217641706anon who the fuck would want to have a friend like you when you act like this?
>>217641550whoa calm down dude
>>217641569>Do you really expect women to have everything figured out in their youth?They don't need to. They just need to ask someone older and more experienced than themselves for advice. Women do well in school, this shouldn't be difficult for them.
>>217641706Based anon. We are the only friends we have.>>217641780Simps will always make excuses for whores.
I feel like I really fucked myself out of a lot of opportunity as a kid by being a hanger-on to my cool, athletic neighborhood friends instead of just forging my own identity or developing my own interests. Fucked myself out of a lot of pussy that way too.
>>217641973All right man thanks for the discussion. I'll let you get back to eating those crayons.
>>217640787The solution is isolating yourself further to not think about it
>>217641304im getting old, this is the only type of shit that makes me laugh now
>>217642003I here that. I was so busy obsessing over how to become the popular kid and have the perfect teenage life that I didn't just spend some time with other losers and make some memories. But it didn't help that the Chads and Stacies took an interest in me for a brief while before they realised I was an autismo. It's the hope that kills you y'know.
>>217640787>Nobody knew who David Bowie was in the 90sOne of the most retarded plots in history of cinema
>>217640787This movie is fantastical reddit trash that literally features scene where the straight friend of the openly gay faggot character sees red and punches a "homophobe" jock in the face.Also, the jock was secretly a faggot himself who was screwing the faggot that he was bullying. There are so many movies that you can point to as being blatant propaganda that helped create the warped libfag mob that we are dealing with today.
>>21764222090s was David Bowie's least relevant decade. After he made his two worst albums in the 80s his career tanked for like 20 years. His albums weren't selling shit, critics all called him washed up, he toured with Nine Inch Nails as his opening band and infamously as much as 75% of the audience would leave after NIN was done playing.
I have trouble any movie that depicts young people enjoying their life and making memories because it just reminds me of how I wasted my youth and really takes me out of it.
>>217640787surprisingly decent flick though
>>217640814The term is failed normalfag and yes everyone hates you
>>217641438>Seems like cope.Words just fall out of your mouth huh
>>217640787NOW I’m interested
>tfw never dated when I was a teenager or young adult because I was too depressed and anxious >if I were to start dating now, not only am I pathetically inexperienced compared to everyone my age, but I'm also at an age where people are beginning to settle down and look for partners based on income and resources >my dates won't be ice cream and hanging out in the park, it'll be asking how much I invest in my 401k and whether or not I own a house
>>217641051> That doesn’t mean they can’t love you. So what if they want to settle down now? They picked you and that should be enough.Or you can date much younger women. I’m 33 and my gf is 18. Shits pretty cash
>>217643053You do know you can date people much younger than yourself, right?
>>217643053Young women are retarded, anon. I've slept with half a dozen teenagers since I turned 30.
>>217643138young women probably want experienced confident dudes, not insecure anxious virgins
>>217640787Every time I see this movie thumb, I think it's Sideways. Anyway there's a kino Sideways thread up if you want to discuss a real movie.>>217625761
>>217640840I bounced back and forth from my nerd friends to my cool bros from grade 7 to 12. I had dope bros in 8th, then half went to art school and in 9th the last best one got a gf and basically cut me off, then the needs came back until 10th when I started smoking weed with one of my former cool bros and slowly I recovered all my cool bros and lost the nerds, 2 of those bros are left now and I have a very sparse relationship with them
>>217641051This is the guy that claims hes part incel
I'd just like to say I picked up the chubby hippy girl when I was in my senior year and 12 years later shes a chuddette mother to my kid who makes great money with huge ass and tits and likes same film and music I like. Not every chubby girl turns out like that but my point is many of you probably didn't give the right girl attention and are at a loss for it. Im with the woman of my dreams and even my buddies think shes great
>>217640787wasting your high school years is nothing compared to wasting your college years. imagine being a 24 year old virgin who's still scared of talking to people haha
>>217640787I read the book and eventually it reads like a parody of everything a teen goes through.
>>217641051I would rather die alone than settle for a roastie who "had fun" in her youth by absorbing the semen of 10,000 men.
>>217646147It's only going to keep getting worse if you don't take action. As you get older, society gives you less and less leniency.
You guys are all such fucking faggots.I’ll tell you what you all want to be told: just kill yourself.Become An Hero.Why put up with it any longer? If your life is so miserable and has no potential to get better, why not fucking do it instead of crying on 4chan about how you should?
>>217646410…is being molested by your aunt more common than I thought?
>>217646637I like annoying normalfags by continuing to exist and complaining about it. I will never kill myself, so get ready to hear me bitch for another 80 years.
>>217640787watched this and realised its not about being introverted or anything you just have to find the right people. go and find the "others" out there as mckenna once said. You're only gonna KYS if u dont find the others who fw u and ur on a website FULL of chicks just like you literally go and look for them
>>217646736>>217646637im this anon ANd im a bit late to the thread but dont listen to the jealous figs who are prolly in the third world depress anons... You just have to look for 4chan girls. did you know there are far more women here than you think and you're probably replyng in random threads to hoes? nah well you'd only know that if you tried
>>217646736I dated a niggress I met off 4chan for a while, it was alright but she was too mentally disturbed to keep it going. Also didn't want kids.
>>217646734>I will continue to mope by hating my lifeYou’re not hurting any of us, pal. If that’s how you cope with it, then for all means cope. I’m just trying to give helpful advice for the anons here who only want to be told that instead of pussyfooting around it.
>>217641306It speaks to the 2010s tumblr crowd. Thinking you're better than everyone else because you listen to slightly unpopular music, befriend homosexuals and feel sad/inadequate all the time (unlike your more popular peers who don't feel that way because they're dumb probably and feeling like shit takes depth or something). That's their childhood.
