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Reposting because why notWould you look at that, it's time for my brief and pointless thoughts on what I just watched:>The Yellow TabooI was going to say it's a 4.5-5/10 movie and some might like it, but then the ending happened. Now I can say to skip the movie because holy shit did the very end just nullify the entire movie. Everything before that gets erased basically, so there's no point in even watching the fucking thing. It was already a very drama focused movie to begin with, and there wasn't any scares. Wasted my time on this one.>fuji_jukai.movAs the FF Chad of 4chan, I can tell you that it's one giant PSA with a FF horror movie plot to move shit forward. Is it good? Well, not really. There are a few good scenes, but there are far more boring ones. The horror plot is broken up by people giving a PSA about suicide in the forest and how you shouldn't do it. Then there's nature transition scenes designed to promote the forest/mountain as just a beautiful place. The highlight of the entire thing is the weird cult deep in the forest that for some reason all have the star of david on their outfit.>Crabs!It's shit. I was hoping it would be a funny b-movie creature movie, but it doesn't work, at least IMO. The Radu character is unbelievably annoying and ruins every scene he's in. There are a few funny scenes, the teacher/mom is attractive, but everything else was just really fucking boring.
Repostan.Any more like this?It's very Creepypasta-esque (the good ones, I mean).
>>217697222Project MKHexe maybe? Broadcast Signal Intrusion was pretty good for the most part, but that ending sure did make it feel like a creepypasta
>>217694638Thats how I felt with The Wailing, like I was getting filtered somehow. The curses and shit made sense (tho Japanese devil man and woman's ghost kinda left me confused near the end), but a lot of the film is just watching this retard cop make shit choices and bumble around
post comfy relatively obscure horror flicks
These threads suck.You all suck.
>>217697949
How is pulse (2001)? I think I heard it's one of the best asian horror films, how accurate is this statement?
>>21769833680%
>>217698109Why did she have to be a castrated boy? To add to Viktor's father being a homosex?
>>217698348what is the best then?
>>217697949>>217698109Cute!
>>217698412for me, it's Kwaidan
Alright, here's my movie lineup for tomorrow morning unless something comes up:>Apollo 18 (2011)>Silent Night, Deadly Night (2025)>The Knock Knock Man (2026)
>>217698266https://youtu.be/s7K8UYX0UfE?si=PN4Y66ZUYeSpcGVP
>>217699004YOU'RE A DRIFTAAAH
>>217698630>Christmas movie in FebruaryThat’s seriously messed up, man
About to see Send Help in 3D. Already did 2D.
>>217699274Not waiting 10 months to watch it. I didn't even like the original.>>217699313>3D is still a thingDidn't know that. 3D sucks as it massively cuts the contrast and some brightness. Everything looks soft in comparison to 2D.
>>217699492Fair enough.
Any movies coming to VOD soon?
Watch Lowlifes
>>217700265This but Suspiria.
>>217697256Thanks, seems cool.
>>217694936ty ff chad>>217696868watch History of the Occult
>>217700332Silence cuck
>>217698336Do these words entice, or bore you: slow, ambient, grainy, ghost
>>217700413You first
>>217700215yeshttps://whenondigital.com/
>>217700399>History of the Occultthanks
>>217700462You're the cuck here
>>217700518That site pairs well with JustWatch as it'll tell you if a movie is on a streaming platform or not.
>>217700544>t. cuck
>>217697949>>217700425Wasn't there one movie (not horror but still kinda twisted) with a similar plot to those and it had a well-known comedian as the main character?
>>217700585>t.cuck
>>217700425The girls are very hot
>>217700518cool
>>217700542you'll like it. broadcast signal intrusion was a great little film. such a fertile idea I'd be happy if someone made the same film but went in a different direction.
>>217697768Exhuma had some completely unexplained stuff in it as well. Sometimes you have to wonder about the subtitles.
:)
>>217700620go back to spamming Sarah Gadon
>>217697172Old loser op
>>217700265Thanks, seems cool
>*makes /hor/ seethe by being the best horror movie since The Shining*I'm very fond of Ari Aster.
>>217700614I think you're thinking of Stay Tuned with John Ritter with has a completely different premise from both
Assume I have watched all the typical recommendations... I want the hidden gems
>>217701271You’re not ready.
>>217701196Based. Toni Collette is kino
>>217701271>The Blackwell Ghost series (1-8)>Found Footage: The Making Of The Patterson Project>Found Footage 3D>In Our Blood>The Monster Project
>>217701271When the skie are blueBut with special hueStars far bright and trueNew world bornRecommendations comeFor the chosen few
>>217701271My House Walk-ThroughLes Documents InterditsSaiko! The Large Family
>>217701300Art the clown needs to give these two a visit
>>217701152Based
>>217700265>>217700332>>217700413>>217700462>>217700544>>217700585>>217700620Who will win?
>>217700983I love women kissing so much it's unreal :)
>>217701535The cuck has automatically lost on the basis of being a cuck
>>217698011Is that Andy Richter the Swedish German?
>>217701549But which one is the cuck?!
>>217701535The younger one
>>217701549ssshhhhh
>>217701701*nervously flips through rulebook*I-is that allowed?!
>>217701690Based
>>217700425https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjuUO3clEjU&list=RDgjuUO3clEjU&start_radio=1>>217700652Martha Quinn as the reporter is the best
>>217701956that lead singer
>>217700425BBC ChannelsWhat is this?
Just got Poltergeist II 4K and Urban Legend Blu-ray. What should I watch first?
>>217702610didn't even know there was a Poltergeist II so interested how that is
>>217697222Love this movie and I haven't found much like it. 8MM kinda with the main character getting in over their head but it's not a horror movie. It's very good though.
>>217701196Opinions on Hereditary vs Midsommar? Hereditary spooked the shit out of me because I didnt know it was supposed to be a horror movie, it read thriller under category and by the trailer I thought it was legitimately about mental illness passed maternally, so when the decapitation scene happened I was completely shocked. Going into Midsommar I knew what to look for (and essentially spoiled myself with the opening credit on plot points) and ultimately it felt like a step down from the former
>>2177026100-4 Poltergeist II5-9 Urban Legend
>>217701271The Bay
>>217697949not exactly comfy.. very aussie.. has some funny hillbilly moments
>>217701227Oh yeah, that's the one
>>217697172I don't remember much about this movie but I remember liking it. Doesn't it start about about the same as Suspiria?>>217697949I DVR'd this a decade ago and never got around to watching it.
>>217703078I saw Midsommar in theaters either three or four times. For whatever reason it really left an impression on me that summer. I've watched many better horror films since then but I still have a soft spot for it over Hereditary.
I think I really like korean horror
>>217701271>the 16th episode>visherCheck out the other movies from the director of Visher
>>217703495I like Japanese horror more, but it's hard to avoid the fact that the korean movie industry is more interested in the genre.
>>217701271Campfire Tales. The one with James Marsden in it.
About to watch The House That Jack Built. What am I in for?
>>217701271Troll Hunter
>>217704337sicko vibes, yet unexpectedly pleasant. good film.
>>217704337Dogshit like everything else Von Edgelord has ever made.
>>217704337Only good for one time watch. Is Place in Kinki Region on streaming yet?
>>217704082never watched jap horror, rec something good
>>217704694>The Ring (1998)>Kairo/Pulse (2001)>Noroi>Tokyo Gore Police>House (1977)Ju-On: The Grudge is actually one of the biggest ones, however it's confusing on a first watch because it's in another language, Japanese girls look the same and it has some narrative time jumping going on. On a second watch though, maybe my favourite j-horror.
>>217704276Redeeming all at once,the adolescent film,the film made up with sketches and the B-movie horror genre,it was too good to be true.And however,"campfire tales " could have done all that.Preceding "the sixth sense",the film recalls,more than "Jacob's ladder" ,the obscure "carnival of souls " (1962)."Campfire tales",like the three movies mentioned has an ending with coup de théâtre,completely unusual.So why is half of the movie routine and business as usual?OK,the honeymooners are useful for the plot,but their whole sketch has no real connection with the main story.The same goes for the little girl surfing online and her dog.On the other hand,the last sketch is at once scary and significant:its conclusion magnificently segues into that of the whole movie.One marvelous scene:one of the boys is getting cold and he asks the girls to share their blanket:isn't it it an extraordinary clue?A lot of directors would dream of such a trick.Had the film had an internal cohesion,had he used all its sketches as it did for the last one,it would have solved the squaring of the circle and the three -despised- genres,which I mention above ,would have been enhanced.Yes,it was a heaven sent opportunity.Try to see it anyway ,it deserves better than its poor rating.
This was alright
>>217704694House and Cure are easy recs.
one of the actors from Talk to Me lives next door to me
>>217705148Does he have the hand?
>>217705002>>217705139thanks
>>217705148does he talk to you?
>>217705349He told>i may have starred in a woke horror movie but i am not a woke libtard like you
Any more horror movies with fighting tournaments?
>>217705533yes, but it's shithttps://tubitv.com/movies/100040072
>>217705002Grudge is maybe the best gateway movie for J-horror for normies, it's all top tier level scare gags.
>>217704276James marsden is in it for like two minutes
>>217705139Those are both terrible recs because cure is so subdued that most J-horror noobs will be put off by it and house is so over the top that they'll either be put off by it or expect all J-horror to be similar when nothing else is anything like it
WATCH RED ROOMS
>>217705796They're both great Jap horror films. Anon will either like 'em or not.
>>217705821 KELLY ANNE
WATCH LOWLIFES
>>217705877Amy Manning
>>217705901CRINGE
>>217705949Cucked
I haven’t posted in here for a week due to having a busy schedule because of the inclement weather. I see it is still the same low quality posting and other assorted garbage. Can’t wait for the snow to melt.
>>217705949>and here I am holding my daily dose of 10mg hrt
>>217706137Lmao
>>217705949>its maam
>>217705839They're good for somebody who's already been watching jap horror, lousy for someone just starting out. Don't be a selfish prick, think about the recommendations you make.
>>217706137
CNC horror
>>217705752I actually think Shutter is the best of these long-haired-girl-scare-gag films, it's not Japanese but I always want to recommend it when someone asks where to start with j-horror...
>>217706194>>217706137>insecure manlets seething about tall womentall women are peak
>>217706259>see? I have hands like a girl
>>217706259>let me see your digit finger ratio
>>217706259Ywnbaw
>>217697172She was also in A Blade In the Dark, a solid giallo film. Always reminded me of Margot Robbie
>>217706347>jarvis, why did all the black men surrounding Amanda Fix been photoshopped with a film crew?
>>217706447Bro.
>>217706198I'm not being a selfish prick, you're being an overreactive sensitive bitch when I wasn't even replying to you. Fuck yourself lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIOj0aLpeCo
are people itt really saying the woman in Red Rooms wasn't attractive?i'd let her teach me how to make crypto gambling on the dark web and how to program my own offline alexai could fix her
>>217706557>woman
>>217706557It's all laid out in the spam guide. I don't even see it.
>>217706628sorry, missed the "women are gross" part because i despise any kind of *jack memecarry on
>>217706645side note: I kind of hated they made her so overpowered. a model and an ai-hacker and crypto card-shark? come on.
>>217706729yea, for surealso a pretty skilled breaking-and-entering cat burglar and other shitstill liked the movie, overall. not many thrillers that dark anymore
>>217705533Check out Riki-Oh, not expressly a fighting film but it plays out like an ultra violent 90s Bloodsport-like.
>>217706259trve
>>217697172Just watched In the Mouth of Madness. I know people love to cite Dagon as a major influence on RE4, but the RE team were obviously Mouth of Madness fans. https://youtu.be/xpsJfPnNU1w?si=aWAYuipwppeYsC3O
>>217706627kek
>>217706512I was correcting you on your mistake, and you're not only a selfish idiot, you're a pathetic piece of shitBurn yourself in the eye with a heated up screwdriver and then poison yourself
>>217706808got to me for sure, my mind can torture myself more easily based on what I don't get to see than anything they show
>>217697172watched house the other night and thought it was pretty enjoyable, but noticed it had like 100 sequels and so it got me kinda curious...are there any horror sequels that are as good or better than the original?
>>217707172I remember thinking that the F13 series just kept getting better until maybe 7.I want to re-run through them though to confirm that, was years ago I saw them.
>>217707172not many, but there are a few
>>217707235...and they are?
>>217707254Hostel 2 is usually the first that comes to mind
>>217707325Huh. Actually never seen that, thanks.
>>217707172Prom Night 2: Hello Mary Lou is far better than the Prom Night. Also, House 2 is worth watching. It's based on a story by Fred Dekker (Robocop 3) and was produced by Sean Cunningham (Friday the 13th). It's more of a comedy than a horror movie and is sort of a mixture of zombies, dinosaurs, Indiana Jones, and a western.
>>217697172This woman looks like Thomas Shelby.
what did people not like about this again? i thought it was kino
>>217707254Evil Dead 2
>>217707172I think Scanners II is better than Scanners.also Anabelle wasn't a good movie and Annabelle: Creation was better.there's a bunch I generally disagree with>Aliens (close)>Maniac Cop 2 (prefer the original)>Terrifier 2 (I prefered the original. 3, yes)
>>217707172Probably not a popular opinion but I like Halloween 2 a lot more than the first
>>217707425couldn't pick a lane, it's at times both too maudlin and too goofy. cancer and roaming giga niggas and worm zombies just didn't go together well.>wait 'ere I'll just go cook yer mum up. should be 15m tops, den you can chuck er on the christmas tree.I laffed in theater.didn't totally hate it though because it also had some top tier visual stuff going on.
>>217707172I'm with >>217707219, F13 grows as it goes along, case in point the hockey mask doesn't even show up til 3 (my favorite)Evil Dead 2 is the best in the franchiseMost people like Devil's Rejects better than House if 1000 Corpses (not me)Ghoulies 2 if definitely better than 1Sorority House Massacre 2 is the best movie ever madeDawn of the Dead is arguably better than NightVHS2 destroys 1Ouija 2 is better than 1, same with Annabelle 2 and 1Return of the Killer Tomatoes is way better than 1Pearl makes X look like dog shitThe Woman is better than OffspringSmile 2 is a masterpiece, 1 is just okay
>>217707640it was kino
>>217707598fair enough, for me it struck a nice balance tonally. the crawlers were kind of a lame addition tho
I just put on Zombie 5: Killing Birds
>>217707801kek I think they were one of my favourite parts because they pushed it to straight up surreal. also that scene where he crawls up and starts sucking on the shoelace.
Sinners is just From Dusk Til Dawn with niggss. Kinda enjoying it though.
>>217707801*but I tend to care a lot about visuals, and they were visually interesting
>>217707870From Dusk Til Dawn: Back 2 tha Hood
>>217707866Ouch, that one's terrible.
>>217707866huh, I thought they stopped at 3
>>217707645>Sorority House Massacre 2 is the best movie ever madeThis is excellent news given I watched the last one yesterday and enjoyed it.
>>217707919Chatgpt says its good. >>217707969Wrong.
>>217708013SHM2 is the movie everybody whose never watched a horror movie imagines 80s horror movies are
>>217707908Would watch.
>>217707866Okay, so this movie is actually pretty good. It is a haunted house ghost movie lol. Very different from zombies lol. Closer to Haunting of Hill House than a zomble flick.
>Written by and starring Quentin TarantinoShan't
putting on Darkman. ty to the anon who mentioned it was a raimi film
>>217708659>Zombies 5: Killing BirdsClearly there is stigma with have the Zombies title and director but as a standalone film, it is actually very goof. If it had a different title and I didn’t know who the directors were, I would think it was a great movie.
>>217708969Thanks for the review
>>217708955ok I thought this was a Chevy Chase film but it turns out I was thinking of Memoirs of an Invisible Man...
>>217709097Wild how Carpenter somehow did that one.
The Bird with the Crystal PlummageWatching it
>>217709375
>>217709525I don't understand Phenomena
>>217709596Don't worry, it doesn't make sense, it's not you. It's still kino.
>>217707640I liked the scene where Rachel McAdams threw up in my mouth... I mean, her bosses mouth
is that new iron lung movie any good
>>217709631There was a blink and you'll miss it nipslip in the waterfall scene>>217709648I hated it. Like worse than Shelby Oaks and Return to Silent Hill
>>217709663Shelby Oaks was really good
>>217709648
>>217709663I will be enjoying this when it hits vod. Thank you Mr Raimi.
>>217709631Not funny at all.
what's that movie where there's a scene in like an hospital, very calm looks like dead shift in the middle of the night, one nurse or whatever goes somewhere and a guy with a blank sheet follows her suddenly right behind her while carrying a giant gardening scissor or could have been a knife I don't remember.
>>217709755Exorcist 3
>>217709774Thanks.Is it any good?
>>217710028nta but yes, it's widely regarded as kino and a cult classic. directed by Blatty who wrote the novel and the screenplay for the first Exorcist film
Just put this on
Darkman was actually pretty good, started out as just a tour de force of Raimi but by the end of it I was invested. Impressive because Neeson wasn't the best casting and the script had a lot to pull together. Like he's a chameleon, doesn't feel pain, super strength, and a special rage ability... any of these would normally support a film by itself.
>>217710434>Liam NeesonIt was supposed to be Bruce Campbell, but the studio said he wasn't a serious enough actor and they wanted it to be a real Hollywood production, not just Raimi fucking around with his friends again. Ultimately, it helped him establish himself as a director who could do projects like that, and then they gave him Spider-man (which feels very similar to Darkman in some scenes)
>>217710554God damn it definitely would have been a better film if Bruce had been the lead. His cameo at the end made me hope he'd be in the sequel but no.Looking at wikipedia I can at least add Mr. Giggles to my watchlist to see more of Larry Drake, he was great.
>>217711317epic
>randomly becomes thor
>>217711317>>217711595BAXINGU
>>217710434I agree that Neeson was a weak point but it was also too dramatic and not spicy enough. A cliché attempt of a comic movie executing every stereotypical plotpoint in the most literal way. The nerdy scientist becomes a revengedriven madman with heroic abilities when his work/house gets demolished by the powerhungry villian. Except for the crazy helicopter ride and the 3d-printing of the liquid skin there was no memorable lines or moments.
Ahhhh, February! Time to watch horror kinos!
Ahhhh, Sunday, time to get drunk on gin and watch horror kinos
Ahhhh, Saint Brigit's day, time to take in your throat protecting scarf from hanging out last night and watch folk horror in the safe knowledge nobody's coming for your neck
Would you look at that, it's time again for my pointless and useless thoughts on the movies I just watched.>Apollo 18 (2011)As the FF Chad of 4chan, I can say that this is worth a watch. I really enjoyed it, and it thought they nailed the look/style. Definitely works on the idea of less is more, which was the right way to go. It also helps that I love conspiracy theories, and this certainly has that included as well. The acting is better than your typical FF movie.>Silent Night, Deadly Night (2025)I have no clue, or care, what others thought about this. I didn't like the original, but did enjoy this one. It took a bit to get into, given the bad effects at first. It was a bit weird for a Christmas movie to be led by two obviously looking jews. For a modern slasher film, it's different and better. The dark humor does some heavy lifting to bridge the gap between things during the drama & romance scenes. Bonus points for the "garbage day" reference. I can see why people wouldn't like it, especially given the main villain is 100% obvious, and you're just playing the waiting game on them. Oh yeah, and the /pol/ crowd is going to hate that one particular scene.>The Knock Knock Man (2025)This was shit, but expected. The dialog, acting, camera work, and killer are all terrible. Even the kills and gore are lackluster and forgettable. The killer himself looks like what you'd expect at some theme park Halloween night. It's incredibly bland and boring. Save your time and never watch this.
>>217713811>calls out Jews, bashes /pol/huh?
>>217713811>the three pointless reviews guy is also the FFchad
>>217714171Yes, what's the problem? One is me making a general statement that it's odd for obvious looking jews to lead a movie about Christmas, something they don't celebrate or believe in. The other is pointing out that /pol/ is too far gone and can't enjoy anything that doesn't align with their ideology.
>>217714212Always have been. Not my fault you don't watch movies, probably have babyduck syndrome, and aren't a FF Chad.
>watch keeper>It's just mindrot nonsense with no story with some scary imagery interspersed and then lame vfx final momentsThis sucks.
>>217714253>mindrotHaven't seen it, but I doubt anything will touch the pure brainrot that was Baby Invasion. It's truly in a class of its own for the genre.
aaaand nobody gives a shit.
>>217697949From Beyond always gets overshadowed by Reanimator but it's much better, in my opinion.
>>217714295Aww, is anon angry because he has nothing constructive to say since he doesn't watch movies? People like you are so far gone and retarded. You actively take part in things that you don't like just to get angry about it. Seek help immediately.
>>217714250>the three pointless reviews guy is also the FFchad and the guy who cries babyduck syndromeoh noI only kind of liked your three reviews gimmick but I'm finding out everything else about you is horrible
>>217714355You're just proving me right. Good job not even attempting to deny anything. I watch more movies than all of /hor/ combined. Without me the entire general is just spam, corporate advertising, and babyduck retards like yourself.
>>217714419Kek, stop acting like you're doing anyone here a favor by watching bottom of the barrel slop then writing essays no one ever reads.
>>217714281Never heard of it. Keeper is a big name movie It doesn't matter what something is if it's nothing with no budget
>>217714305
>>217714561>slopMeaningless buzzword from a few years ago. You need to get caught up on your slang.>essays>a few sentencesYour extremely low IQ is showing.>no one ever readsI do, so you're wrong again.You still have yet to deny anything, so thanks for admitting I was right.
>>217701271Alien abduction: Incident in lake county.
>>217701535The one on the left
>>217714598Lol, what a fag.
Just finished. Long,.LONG time coming for this one,. I remember looking it over on the shelf at Best Buy many times. Lots of ugly people in this. Love how instinctively anti-tranny it is. The naked fat guy death sequence was incredible. Debbie Rochon should've been a huge star, I've been thinking so since Witchouse 3. Too long.
>>217715719Kaufman's daughter was a cutie
>>217715508>ad hominemThanks for admitting I'm right and you're wrong. I accept your concession. Filtered. Reply more, I'll never see it. I know you can't resist, you're already typing.
>>217714598Good God you're pathetic
>he's also the concessionfag
>>217714212More like FFfag
which fag am i
>the fourth kindwha a boring dogshit
Edwige bros, did you know she stared in a Sergio Martino miniseries from 1993? 'Private Crimes' is basically four 90 minute films/episodes. Seems ambitious but the Martino image quality looks great. Appears to be more Twin Peaks-like mystery/drama than traditional giallo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5hQjeW1DaE
>>217716552So gorgeous
>>217716552>Twin Peaksi-is that- is that a dead girl by a BODY OF WATERAHHH IM LYNCHING OUT
>>217716552Was gonna add this to my watchlist at some point until I saw the 349 minute runtime. Edwige did produce it though so it must be pretty good.>>217716672>AHHH IM LYNCHING OUT
Iron Lung was not good.
>>217708955Darkman rules and you can really see a lot of the DNA for Raimi’s Spider-Man in it.
>>217718330Yes, it was terrible
Ever seen Freeway? I figure anons in this thread would appreciate a neo-exploitation horror-adjacent thriller. Want to see Kiefer Sutherland as a depraved serial killer and watch Reese Witherspoon call a black guy a nigger? It's the movie for you.
>>217718863Freeway used to play on premium cable all the time back in the late 90s. So did the sequel. Matthew Bright is a great guy, also wrote and started in Forbidden Zone and made Tiptoes and the Ted Bundy movie with Jeremy Renner.
>>217719166>So did the sequelAh yes Freeway II: Confessions of a Trick Baby. Amazing sicko tranny villain but I just don't get as much enjoyment out of it as I do the first one.
>>217714355god you are such a whiny bitch, you've somehow even found a way to claim on /tv/ that watching movies is a gimmick
>why can't we be friends>why can't we be friends
>>217720086i see a hard nipple
>>217720105I own Halloween 1-4. Those are the only movies from that franchise I care to own. That Jason boxset though, I cherish every movie in it (except for Jason Goes to Hell, that movie blows).
Rewatching Cat's Eye. The mom in the troll segment is such a bitch!
I love how comically f l a t this one Aenigma chick was.
>>217720214>Halloween 1-45 is good, it wraps up the 1-4 storyline by revealing Michael is actually part of a cult who is trying to control him, which 4 starts foreshadowing if I remember. So. the story would seem incomplete without it. You are right about Jason Goes to hell though.
>>217720334one anthology where I could watch a full length based on any of the segments. but especially the high rise one.
>>217718330Haven't seen it yet, but all those 5 star, wordless reviews from accounts that are a few days old on LB and only have one movie posted make me think it might be even worse than I expected
>>217720214But anon. 6 is the best Halloween.
>>217720427You're right, 6 actually wraps up the "Thorn" storyline, which starts in 5. I was thinking that story bridged 4 and 5 instead.
>>217720473It sort of ties into 4, which toyed with the idea of the evil being passed on to Jamie.
>>217720367I heard Michael cries in 5. He fucking CRIES. is that true? Because if it is I'm fully justified in not owning the film.
Got any horror movie recommendations that give off Sega CD vibes?
>>217720778Evilspeak
>>217720778ExistenZZeiramLeprechaun 4: In Space
>>217720778
>>217721026Based, I never see this one recced.
>>217720720Really? I refuse to believe this lol
>>217700265Watched Lowlifes because some autist on here was screaming about it in these threads. It's bad. It's more drama than horror. It's what woman see as "horror" About as scary and as deep as highschool musical.No real violence, no taboo themes, no real nudity. Okay looking girls but they have that usual vatgrown zoomer girl feeling to them. There is some blood in there but only at the end had there is 0 pay off or build up. Extremely useless and boring. Don't fall for the shills.Do yourselves a favor and stick to classics and stuff made before 2010 and the outlying good new releases.
>>217721807>Watched Lowlifes because some autist on here was screaming about it in these threadsFor over a year now
>>217721807worth sitting through if you enjoy girls making out. even though the cutest was the country bumpkin sister
>>217722031I keep checking Necrostorm's site but they haven't rebuilt their video streaming service yet
>>217720720I didn't remember that>In Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers (1989), a highly controversial scene shows Michael Myers shedding a single tear when unmasked by his niece, Jamie Lloyd>After a chase, Jamie asks Michael to take off his mask, saying, "Let me see," and touches his faceI guess it's sort of true. Never really stood out to me for some reason.
>>217720720in Curse he starts spilling out toxic green ooze, which is way cooler
>>217722389I guess the implication was supposed to be that he was controlled by the curse and had basically become the embodiment of it and she was able to, for a moment, appeal to the humanity he still had. It doesn't really ruin it for me desu
>>217720105>A legendary horror icon and some guy named Michael
>>217721913If you are an epsteinian yurifag sure. Maybe Lowlifes is for you. Maybe that's the target audience.
>>217722726Victor Miller, the writer of the original Friday the 13th, has said in interviews before that F13 was a "ripoff" of Halloween. He claims Halloween was making a lot of money, so he decided to rip it off and took its script apart and put it back together as Friday the 13th. So, to say that F13 is better, okay. But Jason wouldn't exist without Mike, anon.
>>217722952speaking of budgets, looking at the friday films they really were printing money. not sure why they kept the budgets so lean.Jason X was the first one that struggled but it probably made a ton in rentals.
I think I will watch Primate
>>217723259Well, google said this is why the sequels didn't get a bigger budget
>>217723755Sounds like some of them were financed and made independently and then picked up by the studio after, I didn't really know that.
>>217723346I'M GONNA CHIMP OUUTTT
New pic of /ourgirl/ Amanda Fix just dropped
AMERICANS WANT CHICKENS TO DIE
>>217721026That's a rather small amount of oreos for the average person I'd say?
>>217724318Wow. Cute.
>>217724318her friend looks like that big titty meg bitchell chick
>>217724480She is lucky to be in the presence of our Canadian Goddess
>>217724318>sniffa
>the stupid chad who thought he could beat the CHIMPgod in Primate and had his head crushed like a bugAre men really more prone to stupid decisions like this? They were safe in the pool
>>217721026there's something special about cyberhorror from the 70s-early 00s back when the internet/computers were still mystical to many
>>217724976very satisfying death, total monke victory
Saw Primate the other night. Lots of bad writing but I guess it did deliver on kills, all the face stuff felt pretty spot on from what I’ve read about IRL chimp attacks.
>>217725067they should have used a real monkey.The thought the monkey in Phenomena or Shakma could at any time have chimped out and literally eaten the face of the pretty actresses is more harrowing and tense than anything in the movie
>>217725312I almost think a real chimp would be less menacing, because it makes me think about the meta of the film too much. Like some handler pointing a tranq rifle at it's jugular at it the whole time.Haven't seen Shakma yet though so I'll do that.
>>217724629Sexual.
>>217726536About how I imagine the average /hor/ poster
The best part of Critters is the song written for it.Power of the Night is unironically a banger.
Any recs for films like Final Prayer?
>>217728086The Last ExorcismAs Above, So Below
>>217707409nice
>>217727950almost 700k views on youtube, surprising.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zmcV0pIKKgfor me it's computer datehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dP7D1kI0EBk
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>4chan astroturfed by billionaire pedosirl horror
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>>217730147it looks like 4chan influenced him more than he did it
>>217730117AI will be the death of mankind, but in the meantime I will enjoy when it's able to produce a full feature film exactly to my specifications
>>217730330based
I'll bake us a new Fred
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>>217730794Enough with the spam guide shit
