>>217704553
I did all that stuff when I was 15 and 16. I don't get why anons didn't. You just let that adolescent exploration phase of life completely pass you by

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>>217704581
same, I did all that stuff before I was 12 and my brother did too. When he was 13 he ended up getting a 9 year old neighborhood girl pregnant which the doctors said was actually fairly rare as girls are not usually have not even started their menstrual cycles at that age and therefore not ovulating. She ended up having an abortion, the hilarious part is that he got her pregnant AGAIN just a couple years later but she kept it and now I have a zoomer nephew.

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>>217704553
I haven't been texted by a girl in almost 10 years.

And that girl asked for my number and made every other first move in our relationship but eventually moved on and decided I was too retarded to ever be more than friends after I blew her attempts at monkeybranching to me and dragging me out of the friendzone.

<spoiler>She was the only girl I ever could have loved</spoiler>

>>217704692
Why are black people like this?

>>217704692
What the actual fuck kind of third world shithole are you from wtf

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>>217704553
a grown man who has never done these things probably isn’t straight

>>217704581
beat you, i lost my virginity at 14, loser

>>217704553
ive fucked 15 women and i hate women.

>>217705004
And other things that definitely happened IRL

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>>217704581
If you are this archetype of man these experiences are completely closed off to you, there's no "letting it pass you by" because you were never in the car to drive to the line to be in the ballpark of having sex. You can't explain the difference to a normalfag, you have to live it and experience it yourself.

>>217705104
My mom saved the candles from my brother’s first five birthdays (1998-2002) and gave them to him to use for his kids last year. These weren’t expensive candles either, just the stuff you’d find at the dollar store. One of the most bizarre things I’ve ever seen.

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>past a certain age, a man can develop wizard powers if he disregards women

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>>217704730
>>217704750
When I was 15, my 14 year old sister went to live with our grandparents because my dad went to prison and my stepmom didn't get along with her. She ended up losing her virginity to one of my cousin's friends. I left home at 16 and rented a room closer to work (I had already dropped out of school at that point) and the landlady had a 13 year old daughter. Her parents lived in a single room trailer and they would openly fuck in front of her. Anyway I fucked her a few times while I lived there too, but I used condoms so I never got her knocked up. At the time we were trying to keep it secret but looking back now I'm sure her mom knew and just didn't care at all.

42

>>217705104
truth
t. that archetype

>>217704553
I did almost all of that when I was one years old

My life is pretty not good but every time i am reminded that i have had done all of those things multiple times, i am relieved. Im not boasting. Sorry anons. Maybe your life is better than mine in other ways.

>>217704553
23 unironically

>>217705104
literally all this retard needed to do at 20 was get swole and bitches would have been throwing themselves at him especially with that hair. He doesn't look like he's 5'6
He could still do it at 30 but he'll need to have money as well now

>>217704553
I'm 39 and have never done any of those things

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>>217704553
The last time I tried to ask a girl out was 10 years ago.
>good church-going lad in my early-to-mid 20s
>knew this girl in group of friends
>was in a different city for a while
>missed her
>thought about buying her a gift, thought it would be too weird
>decide to ask her out
>consult with other women, including mother
>ask her out for coffee one day
>"what, like a date?"
>"yeah, exactly"
For a brief moment I felt that this was going to be it, not thinking about sex or marriage but just moving forward with a real human relationship

Anyway long story short I was friendzoned from the start and I spent the rest of the afternoon just lying on top of my bed staring up at the ceiling.

>>217704581
>You just let that adolescent exploration phase of life completely pass you by
It wasn't on purpose, retard

>>217706129
women dont approach men

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>>217704553
I'm a 30 year old virgin and everytime I feel close to finally getting my first fucking kiss it just ends. I ask them if they want to go out they say they got plans, so I try a second time only for a no, then they just slowly ghost me, buy they are the ones who approach me first and ask for my number first and shit so I don't fucking get it,

Why does the incel looking faggot at work get the girl who was talking to me first when he's so fucking uglier than me and talks like he's gay? I don't fucking understand this fucking life anymore man

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>>217707977
I'm a khhv and probably schizoid, but pic related seems like it might help you out. Seems like pretty solid advice for dealing with women in general.

>>217707977
>Why does the incel looking faggot at work get the girl who was talking to me first when he's so fucking uglier than me and talks like he's gay? I don't fucking understand this fucking life anymore man
have you tried asking this question to him?

>>217707669
LMAO. I literally just went through this. Oh my goodness, talk about BRUTAL. Fuck. It doesn't help that I'm older too. I thought, "fuck, will this be it?" Then I got rugpulled. Eh, I mean, I guess you just keep trying. I'm at the point now, that I am not looking for love from a woman, just want kids to love and care for at this point.

>>217708145
I try going with the flow but then girls say shit like "oh well he never made a move after 2 weeks so I moved on" but then it's easier for literally every other faggot out there to hang out with a girl
>>217708187
The bitch I was talking to got cheated on and I found out I was probably her little distraction cause she was bored, but then I tried to take it to next level and she just stop associating herself with me. Week later she is with the ugliest faggot at work, literally everyone is confused how they are together and shit. I'm guessing he's easy and she can push him around so its an easy rebound

>>217708233
>"oh well he never made a move after 2 weeks so I moved on"
I wouldn't know how to make a move if my life depended on it, but i'm pretty sure what normalfags do is make a move in a way that feels natural and smooth, rather than some autistic and clunky sudden shift.

If i had to guess, i'd imagine it's basically just taking the initiative without her actively noticing that you're doing so.

End of the day i really don't know m8, some us us were just wired wrong, not much to be done.

>>217704553
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjVIF8x9u48

bruhs...

>>217708315
>some us us were just wired wrong
I would believe that, but I'm telling you some faggot looking incel is talking to the girl who was into me first so I don't fucking get it. I'm not ugly, almost every cute girl at work follows me on insta and shit, I'm attractive.

>>217704969
>projecting

>>217705357
Anon...

>>217704730
Irish genes

>>217705104
Notice he's making fun of his memed 20 pic at the bottom. Dude is obviously living a good life now.

>>217706211
Based unc

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>>217704553
there was a fella in our town growing up that fit this description, he was in his mid-30s and used to hang around the park and high school and buy liquor and cigarettes for the underage girls. well one day I guess he figured he'd change that because this 10 or 11 year old girl goes missing. there's amber alerts, posters up everywhere, parents are on the local news and everything. how they caught him was a sanitation worker found a black trash bag by the side of the highway with something sticking out of it and he thought there was a dead animal in it so he cut it open. inside he found most of her torso, the part that was sticking out was part of her upper arm bone (humerus) that was still attached to the torso. underneath it they found her head. naturally, she had been viciously sexually abused in every opening that he could squeeze his peen into. he ended up going to death row.

>>217704553
You guys ever think when someone tells you to touch grass it's actually real advice and not an insult? If you have never touched a titty in your life time I think you should legit take every weekend off and spend it outside

>>217708647
>anon takes advice
>gets shot dead

>>217705104
> there's no "letting it pass you by" because you were never in the car to drive to the line to be in the ballpark of having sex.
Not only did I not have sex in my car, I didnt even have a car.
> You can't explain the difference to a normalfag,
they aren't deep thinkers; and they dont want to be.

>>217708145
its also about responsibility. Women want you to lead you to make the decisions. If you ask her a question she has to answer, which they dont like to do.
I hate women.

>>217708315
> some us us were just wired wrong,
wired different, which in this society means wrong, cause this society is horrible.
Well, some of you are wrong; most of you are just different.

>>217708647
they mean touch concrete not grass, but it is good advice if they listened to it themselves

>>217708675
>> You can't explain the difference to a normalfag,
>they aren't deep thinkers; and they dont want to be.
It's not deep. Just say you were too pussy to talk to girls. That's it

>>217708672
Try living somewhere other than Minnesota

>>217708699
I dont believe you are capable of understanding lived experiences other than your own. And I dont think you care or want to.

>>217705104
that archetype of man is differently abled or has some other kind of serious birth defect
if you have two working arms and two working legs then you’re just a baby bitch faggot making excuses for yourself

>>217708722
That's 3 posts now where you claim to have a good reason yet don't actually reveal it.

>>217707669
>asks out one girl in 10 years
holy fucking oneitis you retard
ask out every woman who looks remotely fuckable
continue to see the ones who aren’t batshit crazy
bada bing bada boom fuhgeddaboutit

I have excuses. Good ones! Been dealing with severe autoimmune disease since 2020, and I've spent this year getting chemo for fucking cancer. But now I'm 29 and it's scary to see how time flew. All the time spent fucking around trail running, going to metal shows, playing warhammer feels like total bullshit, and I never want to touch another videogame. Movies I justify only because I write down my favorite shots and scenes, frame it as a "study". Everything feels like a giant waste of time and I feel the sand in my hourglass whooshing away with horrible rapidity. Being virgin by itself was manageable, but combined with the entire realization of aging, confronting how weak my body really is, how little time you get in life... It's too much for me. I've started doing drastic things like looking at apartments in different cities, different jobs, like it would make a difference. It's too much. I don't even think that a woman would fix me at this point, maybe a perfect dream girl would be nice to meet but I'm crazy and neurotic and something is missing from my soul that makes regular people "okay" with what they are. And everything I do feels like a gay, horrible waste of precious time.

>>217704553
>woman
>vagina
disgusting, you heterotards are disgusting

>>217708233
anon I hate to tell you this but you are the faggot in this situation

Imagine being a human male and failing at the one thing you are biologically programmed to do lmao. If your parent had planet a tree it would have contributed more to society. I'm surprised you fucks haven't checked to death on a mc chicken

>>217708754
The idea isn't to have one-night stands and become a petri dish of STDs while still remaining single, the idea is to build relationships into something better

>>217708675
>no you don’t get it, I’m just too smart to have the normal relationships that billions of others manage

>>217704581
Yep. Once you leave your teen years, life becomes hard mode in every single way, including getting pussy but we all know this

>>217708841
okay but you can’t even get a first date
I think you’re putting the cart before the horse
also STDs are actually very rare unless you’re a crack-smoking nigger

>>217708801
i've lost my virginity at 17 but this statement is just idiotic. if your only contribution to society is sticking your dick a wet hole then you should just kill YOURSELF because any literal nigger can do that. you've got small dreams and low aim. you're pathetic.

>>217708841
I find it funny how the Goto cope for incels is stds. Like people who are bumping uglies every weekend aren't fully aware. I've never had a one night stand with someone who didn't insist and visually confirm the rubber. Stop coping and just get out there anon

>>217708754
why?

>>217708741
> That's 3 posts now where you claim to have a good reason yet don't actually reveal it.
I said I didnt have sex in my car because I didnt have a car.

Friend you seem confused.

I've basically lived two lives, the first was socially successful as a teen, then I got raped by mental illness and it's like the old me never existed, it's hard to think girls liked me back then.

>>217708767
do you regret fighting cancer instead of embracing gods plan?

I speedran all this at 25, I guess it sucked being an incel for like a decade longer than I should've been but it doesn't bother me that much now. Funny thing I discovered contrary to all the memes is that women don't really like prying about your sexual past at all.

>>217704553
I did all that stuff in my mid 20's but then I reverted back to being a virgin

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>>217708741
What he's saying is pretty straightforward, you're just retarded
>bro just go talk to girls lmao
>it doesn't work that way. some people lack that normalfag part of the brain that makes these things work
>ur just a pussy lmao just talk to girls bro
It's like telling someone to build a bridge with 2 sticks and a bottle of glue.

>>217705165
Wholesome
>>217704692
>>217705357
Seems like youve had a storied life

>>217709057
Not really. I think suicide, and dying in general, is gay.

>>217706129
>>217708544
Niggers didn't you notice his hairline at 30? He was fucked from the start

oh look another thread full of insecure twats on 4chan that are always crying because they never touched a boob and seem to honestly believe that getting access to a woman's pussy is the greatest achievement they can ever hope to attain in their sad pathetic lives.

it's very brown behavior to say the least. please do my eyes a favor and kill yourselves so i no longer have to read your constant faggotry.

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>>217709298
>boy i sure do hate incels
>what website should i spend my time browsing?
>reddit, where they kvetch over incels plenty?
>nah, imma go on 4chan

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>>217709103
That picture is quite old at this point (mid-2000s) but every time I see it I'm 90% it's from my old high school. The COLORS. The BOW. The TIGER PAWPRINT.

It hurts all the more.

>>217709344
can i say nigger on reddit? no? didn't think so

>>217709408
Should probably tell you something then. Crying about incels is niggercattle behavior.

>>217709059
nobody wants to hear about a person's sexual past. who but OP would want to hear about all the dicks a girl sucked?

>>217707977
>khhv NEET in late 30s
I've just given up on life. I'll probably wind up homeless.

>>217709467
>>217709059
>contrary to all the memes is that women don't really like prying about your sexual past at all.
This is a half-truth. The sexhaver death squads aren't going around asking you if you've ever touched a woman, but the second people start sharing stories about their personal lives they figure you out pretty quickly.

You won't really be hassled about it in my experience, but you will find yourself socially alienated to some extent.

>>217709460
i see nothing wrong with telling incels to stfu. i don't come here to listen to your pity parties. i come to shitpost and discuss the occasional film. incels aren't real anyway, there are plenty of ugly fat girls out there with working pussies that the ugliest niggers you've ever seen are currently fucking. there's no excuse to not have sex if you actually want it.

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>>217709532
>i see nothing wrong with telling incels to stfu. i don't come here to listen to your pity parties.
then don't. you must be a newfag if you entered a "past a certain age" thread expecting something else.

>incels aren't real anyway, there are plenty of ugly fat girls out there with working pussies that the ugliest niggers you've ever seen are currently fucking. there's no excuse to not have sex if you actually want it.
That's more or less the issue m8. Despite what reddit would have you believe, incels aren't turning their noses up at anything less than a 10/10, it actually just is impossible for some.

>>217709601
>it actually just is impossible for some
i don't believe that unless you're a literal burn victim or even worse a pajeet, because nobody would want to touch one of those

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>>217704553
Honestly though I have come to realise incels are a good thing. Since they are unable to reproduce their weak bloodline and poor genetics will be purged from our race, ultimately making us better and stronger.

>>217709122
She didn’t do it because it was wholesome. She did it because she can’t throw anything away that might possibly be useful some day in the future. She’s a borderline hoarder.

>>217709103
Without self improvement that guy never makes the football team.

I kissed a girl once when I was 23 but still never had sex. I am 30 now. I think if you are a normal man you probably feel the urge so strongly to have sex that you do anything to lose it. Whether it be childhood trauma, low T, or in the closet, I'm not sure and I'd rather not find out desu

>>217709649
It's in the image you replied to. Being some flavor of sperg is an actual death sentence. I'd only known one guy to be an exception, dudes was definitely a bit autistic, but he was
>tall
>above average looks
>extremely socialable and outgoing, if a bit lacking in awareness at times
>ambitious
And even then, his gf was some fat mulatto that might of also had a bit of tism. I definitely still >would, but point remains. On top of it, lot of people still made fun of him or didn't like him, even though by all metrics he was a winner and an all around good guy.

>>217709725
You can be absolutely jacked, you'd still be the butt of the jokes and definitely not the captain though if you aren't a social normie.

>>217709028
Using kiddie metaphors just makes you seem scared to engage on the topic.
>>217709103
>some people lack that normalfag part of the brain that makes these things work
So that's it? "I'm different because I just am"?

>>217709527
i don't share anything about my personal life with people i don't know, especially at work. i'm just there to work not make friends. i hate you cunts that come up to me and start telling me about your shitty boring lives, your little faggot kids, and your fat ugly wives.

>>217709743
I think for a lot of anons, it's social validation. Even a lot of normalfags wind up finding jacking off to be better than actual sex. It's knowing you're the absolute bottom of the barrel of society if you can't get laid, like some mutant freak. Even homeless junkies fuck at minimum sometimes.

>>217709792
>"I'm different because I just am"?
More or less. Schizophrenics are a more extreme example, your brain is hardwired a certain way. And in that case, it's even to the point of being genetic.

>>217709778
>Being some flavor of sperg is an actual death sentence
no it isn't. there's online dating for spergs. if you can chat here on 4chan you can chat on a dating app with some lonely fat girl. there's no excuse. if you want to have sex you can as long as you don't have ridiculous standards

>>217709743
>think if you are a normal man you probably feel the urge so strongly to have sex that you do anything to lose it.
Not really, it just naturally happens when you're a horny teen and hang out with girls. Then you learn that everyone is horny so you have more sex until you get a woman pregnant. There's nothing deeper about it, it's just another thing people do.

>>217709698
>chads run around creating single mothers
>single mothers either raise criminals or incels
>muh eugenics
Absolute clownworld. People probably talk about genetic fitness now more than ever in history, but the shit we have now is a breeding ground for maladjusted people.

>>217709886
I've known plenty of fat chicks. They're all dating low-mid tier normalfags.
>dating apps for spergs
The last thing a femsperg wants is a sperg man. Women look for in men what they lack themselves. I've unironically had better luck with stacies than mental case chicks. It's why bpd broads and such go for "tyrant" sorts of guys.

>>217709965
>The last thing a femsperg wants is a sperg man. Women look for in men what they lack themselves. I've unironically had better luck with stacies than mental case chicks. It's why bpd broads and such go for "tyrant" sorts of guys.
this is just self-defeating talk of a terminally online virgin. which is 99% of people here. you don't know what you're talking about because you've never actually experienced it so you make these ridiculous generalizations to justify your lack of willpower

>settle for an ugly whale like I did
nah I'd rather die alone

>>217710003
that's no way to talk about your mother anon

>>217709997
>you don't know what you're talking about because you've never actually experienced it so you make these ridiculous generalizations
I’ve never heard the average 4chan poster described so well.

>>217710003
This is also a big part of it. Sex is probably more accessible if you scrape the bottom of the barrel, but who wants to do that? Incels, such as they are, probably are to some extent rejecting sex because it's not good enough, not that it's inaccessible period. Maybe there's one or two who would be happy with an unattractive woman, but I think the majority of them are really saying "I want an attractive woman or no woman at all". And I think there's some validity there, too. It's funny how Chad guys in my experience have much laxer physical standards, and don't seem to bat an eye about occasionally banging ugly chicks, while the loneliest guys have the highest physical and emotional standards. But I don't think they're wrong for having standards. But I do notice it. It seems like normies and above have a kind of "anything goes", "take what you can get" mindset that's amenable to finding SOMEONE, while the more avoidant guys are holding out for an idealized partner.

>>217710003
My only gf was chubby/fat but other than that amazing. She wanted to get married but 4chan convinced me not to do it. I still wonder if I made the right choice. I’m 32 and completely alone other than my family. I still miss her sometimes. She put on at least 40 lbs more and married an obese guy last year.

>>217709965
I wonder if a femsperg would be right for me. Maybe she would get it.

>>217704969
>3-9 times more likely
This is that Science(TM) that you should trust btw

>>217704553
*current age*

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>>217710147
Do you have a study that says autists are more likely to be straight?

>>217704581
you DID
or
you WERE DONE
anon?

>>217709021
Not the same anon, but if you don’t cast your net you won’t catch anything. Even if you’re getting constantly rejected after the first date, you’ll still develop an understanding of how to present yourself and what characteristics you want in a partner.

>>217709997
>this is just self-defeating talk of a terminally online virgin. which is 99% of people here. you don't know what you're talking about because you've never actually experienced it so you make these ridiculous generalizations to justify your lack of willpower
How do you figure that? That's literally my experience with people. As much as i'd like to hole up somewhere and never come out, i've had to deal with normalfags plenty.
>self-defeating talk
it's reality. where do you figure self-defeat? Every shy chick i've ever known goes for outgoing guys, etc.. Women don't want a guy that has their problems, they want a guy that counteracts their problems.

>>217710113
From what i've seen femspergs hate male spergs. Normalfag chicks funnily enough are more receptive. It's still a shitshoot, but i've seen those cases where they like some weirdo for his eccentric personality.

>>217710180
I’m not knocking the conclusion, but I am criticizing that the study is so low confidence that there is a literal exponential margin of error. They couldn’t find 1000 gay autists to do a random sample on?

>>217710221
>my own limited experiences define the experiences for the entire human race
wow you sound like a fucking retard anon

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why are you all so concerned about other men. gay?

>>217710241
>I am criticizing that the study is so low confidence that there is a literal exponential margin of error.
Fair enough. I interpreted it as the shitty infographic using the lowest and max ranges found by 2 different studies. But sources are not listed so we'll never know

>>217708647
I get paid to touch and take care of dozens of different species of grass and I still hate women

>>217710260
>here's my experience
>>but that's just your experience!
no shit sherlock. you accused me of being terminally online, i pointed out that i've dealt with plenty of normalfags.

End of the day i trust my own eyes over some retarded study saying zoomers are all sexless zombies scrolling tiktok.

still a virge but I get plenty of affection from women I work with and honestly that's good enough to keep away the bad thoughts

>>217710295
>I get paid to touch and take care of dozens of different species of grass
I thought mexicans all got married by the time they're 15.

>>217710320
Mexicans couldn't tell a fescue from a muhly

>>217710343
Mexicans will still trim your bush nicer than anyone else pendejo

If God wanted me to breed he wouldve given me a smaller nose, better eyes, a jaw, a chin, or a beard.

>>217710087
Lowering your standards isn't such a big deal if you've already had your fun and fucked attractive women before/may again in future

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>>217710405
>wishing you had a smaller nose
You've been watching to many k-dramas playa. Button noses are for women, homosexuals, and asians. But i repeat myself.

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>Past the age of 25, a woman can be a bad thing

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>>217710445
That's the thing that sucks. Marrying some fat broad is actually comfy when she's sweet but you know you could do better physically. Getting some gal that knows you can't do better is worse than dying alone.

I don't think resentment of chads comes from them fucking supermodels, it comes from knowing they can marry some nice but dumpy chick and be happy.

>>217710493
He breeded zero of them, acomplishing the same as an incel fapping to their pictures

>>217708788
Why?