Implying any wife would hire a 8/10 or hirer to be a live in maid.
She would if she wants a divorce and to take her husband for everything he has. Cheating works in her favor.
How does anyone even find white women attractive dude they look so fucking awkward and retarded and frigid
>here's that hot 8/10 maid I was telling you about bro
>>217787348Trvke
>>217787405The gook from the 1960 korean Housemaid is hotter than Sweeny it's not even close especially the acting is so much more sensual and tense
>>217787258Imagine a cup of freshly squashed cicadas stuffed between her soft breasts. Fuck yeah.
Ethan Hawke married the nanny Uma hired
>>217787258You should actually finish the fucking movie or at least get to the plot twist an hour in before you made this thread, retard
Sydney can't act and Amanda is walled, i'll pass.
>>217787491>Ethan Hawke married the nanny Uma hired
>>217787491Oofers
>>217787258dogshit movie made for foidscan't believe i wasted time watching this shitI shoulda watched Iron Lung insteadlast time I watch a movie purely based on reviews and nothing else
>>217787405Stfu, Syd a cute!
>>217787405>>217787258Sydney is an 11/10 actually
>>217787664If you think she’s attractive, congratulations, you have the same taste of a middle aged Indian man
>>217787258So whats the plot of this movie/show?The guy fucks and impregnates both because he has money?
>>217787689Nope. Sydney stands as the top female of the whole human race.
>>217787721sydney is stronger so not even a single one of his loser fluids went inside her womb
>>217787258The chad in the movie mogs both whores.
>>217787258I'm detecting a lot of ESL seethe ITT.
>>217787721>>217787258Those who read the novel, why Millie doesn't get pregnant if Andrew was emptying his balls inside her everyday? Or she is but it'll revealed in the sequel?
>>217787721It's a bait and switch thriller. "Directed by Paul Feig" should tell you where it's going.Sydney Sweeney gets out of jail and gets a job as a maid for a creepy rich coupleHer new boss Amanda Seyfried is crazy as shit, intimidating and threateningSweeney can't quit because she'll violate her paroleSweeney of course ends up fucking Seyfried's husbandBut then it turns out Seyfried's husband is way worse than she is, real Lifetime Movie supervillain, and Seyfried mostly went crazy due to his abuseSeyfried initially planned to bait her husband into cheating with the maid so she can get divorced easier and keep her daughter, she confesses to Sweeney that she figured Sweeney could survive him because she's an ex-con and Seyfried just wants to run away with her daughterBut hubby instead of agreeing to a divorce goes apeshit and tries to kill SeyfriedSweeney pops up and kills the husband insteadThe two women have this awkward moment because they were at each other's throats for most of the movie - then Seyfried abruptly starts setting it up to look like the husband died by accidentFor no particular reason Seyfried visits Sweeney after the husband's funeral and gives her $100,000 then tells her that she's leaving the country with her daughterThe movie ends with another rich woman hiring Sydney, and she hesitates about taking the job until she notices that lady's husband also threatening her, so apparently she's going to enter abusive households and murder husbands from now on3/10 there's one scene with tits
>>217787348>crackas dont be season dey females
>>217787888Americans use an stolen language so ALL OF THEM are ESL
>>217787258they're both so weathered, I thought they were the same age
>>217787258The plot of the movie is that she's setting her husband up to cheat with the maid, stupid
>>217787258They look childless and run through
>>217787258mogging of the century
>>217787941>they don't marry each other after all thatwtf
>>217788013brutal
>>217788013Amanda is so much more pretty and I would choose her 100% of the time over that bimbo on the right
>>217787941>chase after dark triad men>chase after married men>>why are men so mean >:(
>>217787491the heart wants what it wants. Uma should blame God for putting that women in their life. He didnt look for another woman, she was put infront of him
>>217787258It doesn't matter. Men will fuck any maid.
>>217787941>men badwaow
>>217788013Wow, it's like the movie but in real life
>>217787258did you mean higher?
>>217787258Live-in maid showing bra strap is a green flag, Feig is just gay GUnn
>>217787469It's a social commentary + the actress go blacklisted?? Feig is just doing slop
>>217787258I grew up with 18 year old au pair's from Denmark.
>>217787258heh
>hirer
>>217788090ok ethan. go write another book.
>>217787258I'm in a wheelchair and quite wealthy. I have about fifteen Cambodian caretakers, all male, all more or less completely hairless except for the eyebrows and top of the head. No hair on the anus or the sack. Sweet young men with fragrant assholes.
>>217787722Crop out the tits and she loses all appeal
>>217787491Columbia grad. Uma thought fellow blond thin libdems wouldn't stab each other in the back!
>>217788374Not really.
>>217788324yeah your dad was banging her
>>217788404hobbit feet
>>217788404This is a gay shot
>>217788404truly everything of Sydney is perfect
>>217788409as he should. banging an 18 yr old when youre late 30s/early 40s would revitalise your life. Providing for a family is a hard job and needs its perks
>>217787405Reminder the majority of internet users (including anons) are brown.
>>217788424NTR-tier tummy
>>217788409There was a new one each year for 5 or 6 years.
>>217787469but the she gook looks like the he gook with a wig
>>217788013It never even began for Amanda. She should kh.
>>217787664damn, she's buff.
>>217787664there's too much of a man in sydney and i don't like the implications
fuck sydney
>>2177886004K video of the first seconds?
>>217788600>Make her look like this for commercials>make her look like this for movies >>217787258What the fuck is up with this shit.
>>217788600she got them kate upton hips kek
>>217788530>>217787664the ultimate woman is a man?
>>217788697Small hands n feet =/= a man
>>217787258Feels like yesterday I was watching Amanda Seyfried playing a teenager in Veronica Mars and Jennifer's body. Now she looks ancient. Where did all the time go? I hate being old. This timeline doesn't even make logical sense. I want to go back to the 2000's.
>>217788697men are better at everything, including being women
>>217787405She is 6/10 but her tits are 10/10 so it's 8/10 on average.
>>217787405oh yeah sure I don't want her near my genitals
>>217787469You must be joking. The Secret Sunshine gook from the 2010 korean remake is infinitely hotter and the way better actress.
>>217789141face 8/10body 12/10heart 10/10
>>217787258>hirer
>>217787941watch the good version instead https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1314652/
who is going to be the hero we need right now and post the tits scene
Sidney Sweeney would not even have cleaned toilets in Hollywood if Weinstein was still around
>>217789217Why would I watch any version of this story?
>>217789255These Asian movies are not related whatsoever, the Sweeney version is based off a recent American novel.
>>217789269Regardless, I assume it's all femslop so I shant be watching
>>217788013She aged really well I remember her from Jennifer's Body. She still looks good whereas Megan Fox is like a whole another person.
>>217789255it's a maid being exploited by rich family and she burns the house down and kills herself.it's kino.
>>217789316>whereas Megan Fox is like a whole another personmegan is addicted to bogging herself. she's talked about loving plastic surgery and shit, she's totally embraces being gross as shit.i don't understand what that one big rapper boyfriend she had(has?) saw in her
>>217787258She doesn't? Bitch ugly
>>217789323Yeah, like I said, it's femslop. Dumb woman can't even kill the bourgeoisie without killing herself too? Like what? I'm a capitalist and that still sounds like shitty capitalist propaganda. Also the chick I simp for actually read the book and that's not how it ends. They must still be pushing "ends don't justify means" propaganda in the movies.
>>217789330She had some surgery done before her biggest films (Transformers and Jennifer's Body) and it's legit the best plastic surgery I've seen on a woman. She went from 7/10 to what can be argued as 9/10 - 10/10. She just couldn't stop.Only Lana del Rey comes as second.Surgery can ascend people very hard but it's necessary to stop when things are good.Jesus Christ 4chan has the worst captcha ive ever seen it's like the gookmoot doesn't want people to use this garbage shit site
>>217787258The bitch o nthe right is exactly what a wife would hire since she's an ugly butterface
>>217787258that's literally why she hired her thoughbeit. I watched this shit and it was fine. Amanda carried it on her back
>>217787722oh my god sydney sweety so beautiful blonde i want to lick her tits and her stomachplease respond from im from india
>>217789202>body 12/10No hips.
>>217787689Which ever girl you think is attractive (on the off-chance you do think girls are attractive), I guarantee that middle aged Indian men find her attractive too.
>>217790106kys dumbass
>>217790137This doesn't show any hips. Now post in her a neutral stance, retard.
>>217790148you absolute imbecile you'll always lose against Sydney no matter how hard you try
>>217790137they probably threw that water away
>Tfw dated a cuty Sidney lookalike>that feel when its now over but always get reminded of her by Sidney posters
>>217790265based faceblind retard
>>217787258>implying a hot chick would be a maid>a live in maid no lessThere would never be a maid this hot in the first place. At least not in the US.
>>217790265She looks nothing alike bro
>>217790182>Now post in her a neutral stance
>>217787258>Come home on Friday night from the pub to find a hot blonde bombshell doing the washing upNext morning>Babe, why is there a Down Syndrome girl doing our ironing?
>>217790187It went back into the water cycle and now it’s in my drinking water.
