>>217823102
Pushing 60 btw

>gets good at comedy and then abandons it to pursue cardiovascular issues and right wing grifting instead

>>217823161
>good at comedy
Lol

>>217823102
Le 50 year old Zoomer

>just let Peter Thiel fuck you in the ass

this only applied like 100 years ago and before where most people lived in smaller rural communities

>>217823161
> >gets good at comedy
He was carried hard by Nick. There’s a reason why Nick’s respected by serious comics like Joe Rogan or Kill Tony while Sam and Charls ‘The opie of MDE’ Carroll are stuck grifting their audience instead.

>Dude get a trade or a skill by age 30
>49 years old with no trade and zero skills

>>217823185
Moms, Paradigm Shift 2070, some of his stupid improv skits at home involving his mom were the funniest shit I had ever seen in 2014

>some right wing grifter got shot, civil war is in two weeks
>gorilla nest? What?!? *destroys set, embarrasses friends*
>im stepping back from comedy, getting more political
Bleak.

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>>217823102
>worships money and scams people
>fornicates and sodomizes teenagers as young as 16
>probably hasn't done an ounce of charity work in his life
>runs a degenerate big brother where he forces contestants to puke on eachother
"dude Im totally Christian" - Sam
>"it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for someone who is rich to enter the kingdom of God."
"that's in the Bible or some shit?" - also Sam

He'll literally say anything to keep the grift going. For that reason, Im out.

>>217823102
>git gud
That'll be $250

the right falls for these grifters so easily

>>217823234
>serious comics
>Joe Rogan or Kill Tony
You should do standup with jokes like that, Anon.

>>217823318
Oh wow and the left does such a good job with idolizing pure saints like dog abusers such as Hasan right? Your entire ideology was made by a jewish man, Karl Marx.

>>217823371
NTA but kill yourself immediately

I'd like him more if it weren't for the whole surrogate father thing he does with his fans

SMOKIN THAT STICKY STICKY GREEN STUFF

>>217823486
IT MAKES YOU MORE PEACEFUL
*THROWS FAN ACROSS THE ROOM*

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>Sam got mogged by a spic and is at the bottom of any sort of pecking order amongst these scammers
lol, first he threw any chance he had on Rogan by assaulting Harland Williams and now this.

>>217823288
16 is completely legal in his state and most of America

>>217823288
>"dude Im totally Christian" - Sam

Reminds me of when Brandon Buckingham got back from the hospital after brain blasting himself off whippets and started proclaiming his love of God and how grateful he was to be a Christian to then started promoting his next video where he and some thugs go around carjacking peoples vehicles and get shot at by police officers
Never give Sam Hyde Orbiters the benefit of the doubt

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>>217823971
Not very Christian to sodomize a 16yo virgin out of wedlock! And in Sam's state, not legal either.

>>217823102
I like Sam.

SAGE SAM HYDE SELF PROMOTION SPAM

REPORT SAM HYDE SELF PROMOTION SPAM

FILTER SAM HYDE SELF PROMOTION SPAM

im good at being a worthless loser

>>217824049
nobody gives a shit about your gay little video

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>Like, comment, subscribe and also read my hood classic blog entry -- Fascism: What it is and how to Fight it.

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>>217824168

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im a huge jet neptune fan

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>>217824404
Jet Neptroon

>>217823102
Remember when he cried like a little bitch boy when Kirk was killed? He made a super serious video trying to be impactful while sobbing like a woman lol
Now kirks legacy is being mocked with face edits and an AI song
KWAB

>>217823102
>Just get good at building a gorilla nest

>>217823102
>steal

>>217823214
>DUDE WE NEED PALANTIR NOW

>no kids

>>217823271
>moms
yelling at craigslist actors
>paradigm shift 2070
sam didn't write any of it
>improv skits at home involving his mom
bathroom mirror videos of him repeating the same annoying thing until his mom yells at him because he's been badgering her all day long in her shitty apartment
Sam is truly gifted.

>>217823275
He started coping by telling people "im not funny" starting about 5 years ago. Hey guys I am super serious I never tried to be funny.

>>217823971
not when you beat them up

His “this is you” video was so embarrassing
>we need to rise up against the heckin evil leftists guys
>not me though, YOU need to
>I’m super duper serious
>*cries soilantly*

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>and that is why the jewish supremacist epstein cabal has to take absolute control of our government because a youtuber was shot

>>217823102
I mean it goes without saying if you're here on /tv/ seehting over the guy you are a complete failure as a human being

>>217824956
>>217824978
Anyone got the timestamp where he cries?

>>217823102
>get good at something
>AI replaces me
Epic!

>>217823102
KWAB

>>217824404
He has no personality, no humour, he has no purpose.

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>>217824956
>"Sh-should I pray for Hasans soul?? You know because im such a good christian goy"

please stop making fun of sam. he's a serious political analyst now

>>217825190
He's nothing but a spineless anti-semite too cowardly to openly criticize Jews.

>>217823288
The Christian grift is the most pathetic thing he's done yet.

>>217823234
nick rocheforte cracks me up all the time
he's one of those effortlessly funny guys + he's down to earth and clearly well traveled in life so he's got some actual good advice from time to time

Sometimes I think Sam's whole grifter arc is a big bit but then I realize he's actually retarded.

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>>217823102
>Heya Sammy. How about you get good at tidying up your gorilla nest

I'm glad we all stopped listening to this disgusting jew hater

>>217825265
Harland wasn't even funny, yet Sam still somehow got owned by him.

>>217825228
He was dogshit on Kill Tony

>>217825288
Compared to Sam, Harland looks like Norm Macdonald

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>>217825265
>hehe heil hitler i love being offensive
>HOW DARE YOU BRING UP THE FACT THAT CATHOLIC PRIESTS HAVE BEEN RAPING BOYS FOR DECADES!?!

hows sam doing lately? he looks awful. not to mention btc is fucked right now and he was placing bets it would go over 200k this year lol. plus him leaving fishtank and getting kicked out of the comedy scene, yikes! at least he's go the shs

>>217825316
Sam wasn't wrong though. Child abuse in the Catholic Church unfortunately is real, but so is child abuse in the public school system, boy scouts, basically anywhere where there's grown men and children. And statistically, public school teachers have a way higher rate of sexual abuse. But Jews own the media so of course they mainly report about priests.

>>217825290
don't know what that is, i just watch him on scuffed realtor and pgl

>>217825396
>priests systematically rapes kids
>yeah but so do teachers
>oh, then i guess it's fine then

>>217825316
>>217825396
He doesn't actually give a shit about the church or God, he is Jay Dyer's bitch boy now and his views have to align.

>>217825379
he gets thiel money hes doing fine

>>217825396
>DA MEDIA ONLY FOCUS ON MUH PRIEST BECAUSE JEWS

Yeah definitely not because they're men of god and should be held to a higher standard.

>>217825290
hes dogshit in alot of those interviews dude gets extremely awkwardly nervous which is unfortunate. you can practically hear the sweat forming in his arm pits poor guy I think he used weed and alcohol as social crutches for too long now he can't talk to anyone that isn't below him in social position without clamming up

>>217825396
is Sam still a christian? cuz he needs to repent, he's evil

>>217825452
>men of god
Top kek. Like the media cares about that. Also, the "G" is capitalized, Moshe.

i still laugh at homeless charls in ideas man
>you go to monster dot com, you'll BE a monster

>>217825465
He pretends to be one like Joe Rogan. They have both ranted for hours about how stupid it all is but now they clear their throats and meekly utter how they attend church now. Grifting losers.

>>217825436
Did you miss the "school teachers do it more"-part? If Redditors cared about facts, they'd make school teacher jokes. If they wanted to make edgy jokes, they'd joke about Rabbis. But they don't, because that's not safe, they just want to be anti-Christian. Making pedophile priest jokes is a safe reddit thing. Like saying "trans rights" or "free palestine" or "black lives matter" whoever says this knows that they'll get free upvotes with no backlash.

>>217825518
>priests systematically rapes kids
>yeah but so do teachers
>oh, then i guess it's fine then

>>217823161
For real. I guess grifting rightoids just makes more money than YouTube skits.
>Gets a show with Adult Swim
>Basically free money because this is the kind of comedy that current AS watchers want (my era is long over with Home Movies and Space Ghost and Sealab)
>Completely sabotages it by thinking he can do an Andy Kauffman and always be in character

>>217825465
>>217825512
it's intentional to wed the christian base with thiels technocracy because the most obvious resistance for that will be from christians this is a deliberate effort to pre-empt that and get them all on board the transhumanist train by using fake christian converts. Ever noticed how there's so many of those these days?

>>217825512
meh, i'd probably feel the same way if I didn't see the fucking rise of muslims everywhere and their domination of europe at the moment. I dont give a fuck if the comeback of christianity is for the sake of fraternizing at this point.

>>217825537
It wasn't even being in character. It was him using the platform provided to him to spread midwit /pol/ takes. Sure whatever freedom of speech and whatever but he gave up being funny to say "hey aren't black people kind of dumb?"

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>dude i'm a christian now i love the bible and the lessons it teaches
>makes his money from a show where he tortures poor people because he genuinely believes poor people are subhuman and deserve to have their lives ruined

>>217825379
>btc is fucked right now
Imagine not cashing your chips two years ago LMAO

>>217825290
What is Kill Tony? Some gay comedy startup?

>>217825467
You apparently dont care either that "Men of God" rape little boys

>>217825379
I always said he would squander the millions in neetbux he's been awarded. He's like an NFL player with money. His ego won't allow him to not fuck up.

>>217825693
this guy literally believes noah built a boat and gathered two of every animal on it.

>>217825290
Everyone is dogshit on kill tony. Kill tony is the worst thing to ever exist. It's as bad as fish tank. I'd rather step in dog shit.

>>217825228
I think Nick has become terribly unfunny because sam stresses him out and ruined his life & he's been over exposed by constantly having to live stream. He's just depressed and frazzled and his YELLING UNHINGED GUY act is just kind of tired.

remember when sam told nick the cookies had seed oils in them and he got so flustered he spit out the wet soggy cookie into his hand and kept it there for the rest of the interview?

>>217825518
>when a man who is meant to be the emissary of God diddles kids with the Pope himself helping them evade justice you can't be outraged because...uh....teachers bro
Cope

>>217825796
Did Sam forget he's constantly eating super-processed junk food on stream to show his audience he's better than them?

>>217825641
yep lel, he's long holding. I can't imagine what he's like to be around right now.

>>217825462
The man was a used car salesman, but obviously there would exist a retarded autist social reject thinking those people need help socialising.

>>217825706
he's about to lose it all

>>217825908
Probably still roidraging like he has been for the last 5+ years

>>217825533
>i will conveniently solely talk about the one thing every fucking body knows about and will never bring up the protected classes who are hecking wholesome
Yes, everybody knows about them Catholics, you have movies about that shit. Time for rabbis next? Or never? Probably never.

>>217825910
I believe he was selling brand spankin' new Mercedes, Sire.

Sam should have bought Tesla and Nvidia instead of shitcoin. Figures he'd become a gambler too.

mde peaked at ideas man
a few things from world peace were alright

>>217823225
People still live in small communities. Whether you work a trade or have some white collar skillset, there's only so many clients any business can handle. The best plumber can't do all the plumbing in the world, just like the best financial analyst can't manage every person's money.
You pick a field, you get good. You're almost entirely competing with those in your area. Very few industries are fishing in the same pond world-wide. Even among those that are, it then becomes niches and elite level bidding wars where everyone's making money.

>>217823288
This literally no different than hollywood. He just did it himself via youtube/internet.

>>217825858
This would be less schizophrenic is rabbis hadn't been brought up already. I guess you could make the argument that teachers are supposed to be the chosen guides and mentors of our youth as well. A bit of a kikeish nature you've got there, merchant.

>>217823234
it's funny seeing kiwitroons turn against charls after calling him a "secret mastermind behind world peace" for years simply because he reconciled with sam

>>217823102
what's this shit about him on the recent pgl saying world peace 3 is in the works? is he fucking delusional?

>>217825994
>literal whataboutism
Stfu commie maggot

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>>217823234
Nick's the only one that can act (even Erick is pretty meh) but Charls still funnier.

>>217825995
Everyone's opinion Charls changed when he crawled back to Sam after spending years vagueposting about MDE
>"MDE will be funny again once Charls comes back!"
>MDE is still not funny

>>217823288
the christgrift is hilariously easy money. All you have to do is spam "christ is king" and the cattle gather around.

a christian e-girl (IE sarah stock) imploded in the last few days because it was revealed that she was a liar that cucked her husband

>>217825583
Nono, before he become a rightoid grifter he basically got World Peace cancelled because of stupid shit he was doing in interviews.

>>217825968
ideas man was pretentious and unfunny so that checks out

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>>217826004
Maybe he scammed another million off that retard that funded the first season.

>>217825968
For me it's Murda Charls, the fall of the house of xavier, choundon brisco, and FBI Knife School. Basically Charls was funny 3 or 4 times before Sam broke his spirit and nothing MDE did was ever funny.

>>217826067
My read of 4chan over the years has always been /tv/ saying it needed Ruse more than anything, and frankly they were right.
This like Charls shit's in your head.

>>217826067
>He never came back

>>217826142
ok

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>>217826131
*earlier season I meant, but at this point "Extreme Peace" might as well be its own separate show like that Happy World Daddy garbage

>>217825995
Charls obviously doesn't fucking care at all and just needs money. He still openly hates sam and sam still does weird little NPD psycho bitch stuff to try and belittle and mess with Charls but I think Charls is so broken he doesn't give Sam any reaction anymore so Sam doesn't get his high from it.

>>217825910
Yeah just watch him on any podcast with someone that isn't a no-name austin fat guy and he starts stuttering and clamming up and gets incredibly awkward and submissive. Totally what a guy used to socializing only with substances is like. Selling cars to clueless boomers doesn't mean anything

>>217826004
You tell the paypigs you're working on big things and investing tons of money and you're kinda hurting financially and you're living in a car. You always tell them this.

>They call me Gorilla Nest
>They call me Roid Rage
>They call me Mr. Tight and Ripe
>They call me The Raped
>They call me Thiel Shill 5000

>>217826131
I mean MDE seem like liberal art school hipsters but sure

>>217823161
>gets good at comedy
When?

>>217823112
that's wild

>>217826187
What you're noticing is high blood pressure and blood sugar combined with existential dread. He doesn't want to be on fucking podcasts he's supposed to have Twenty-Million and an upper crust New England socialite life in his mind.

>>217824978
kek

>>217826172
yeah bro totally everyone around sam hates him and is only forced to hang around with him because uhhhm sam like has mind control powers, just look how he mindbroke us kiwitroons

>>217826203
>they call me big purple
>they call me diaper boi
>they call me child rapist
>they call me j**

>>217826260
Yeah, I alluded to some kind of mind control powers not "needing money." Charls totally loves Sam you're right.

>>217826260
He used that same mind control power to constantly crash his daddy's and step mommy's luxury cars to spite them.

>>217826210
MDE is just 2009 liberal comedy

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>>217826260
You're getting emotional defending a middle aged rich kid whose own father disowned him.

>>217826217
2013ish

>>217825610
>>makes his money from a show where he tortures poor people because he genuinely believes poor people are subhuman and deserve to have their lives ruined
>tortures
>NOOO DONT CRACK AN EGG ON MY HEAD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>217825436
>all Christianity is bad, because some Priests violated the trust that people put in them
Doesn't really follow as an argument, does it?
Bringing up schools is entirely valid, because no one ever suggests we shouldn't have schools, when a teacher is a nonce.

>>217826360
yeah it's just a tim heidecker elitist hipster thing

>>217826428
>groomed by jet neptroon and sam hyde
GRIM

>>217825518
You're a faggot with a victim complex.

>>217826480
>thinking something is tame is being groomed
get off the internet faggot lmao

>>217823102
good advice

>>217825483
Watching Sam and Charls together on their podcast is awkward as hell. You can tell Sam thinks less of Charls every time takes something that's said and turns it into something spiritual. It seems like there's still some tension between them

>>217826049

Go fuck yourself shit eating cuckold.

>>217823234
Every sketch in WP2 that had Charls was funny and the ones that had Sam and Nick sucked. The first episode (which had zero Charls) was literally so bad they took the episode off YouTube cause it got so much hate. Nick used to be funny but the smoke blown up his ass changed him. He's a try-hard improver who literally does Trump impressions. What's next? His Schwarzenegger impression? His Christopher Walken impression? You think Tony Hinchcliffe's Seal of Approval means he's funny? That's the exact fucking opposite.

>>217825483
yeah Charls was kino it's a shame how he turned out. Sam & Alcohol really did a number on him.
>>217827017
Sam usesa fish eye lens and puts himself next to it to make himself look big and puts charls far away to make him look small on purpose and it's not for comedic effect or aesthetics it's just because he's NPD and he has to bully Charls.

>>217827422
I think Sam ruined Charls and Nick's lives and it made them unfunny, bitter and intoxicated.

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>dude seed oils are icky, I take care of my health

>>217823102
>Be likeable
>Isn't likeable

>>217826079
>>217823288
Christ is King! Retain your semen to max Jesus luck powers as an online racist

>>217825396
The different is that schools take immediate action against abusers and Christians protect abusers until they either die or go past the statute of limitations.

That's why abuse is reported frequently at schools and why abuse is reported decades later in churches. Part of enforcing a hierarchy is letting powerful white men off the hook for crimes that get the average person in jail.

>>217827481
Tiny charls is funny tho

>>217828048
That is inconsequential to Sam because as he has said many times over the last few years "I'm not funny." Baby Sammy is 100% super serious and was never trying to be funny. You thought he was hilarious and that's cool but no big deal to him he wasn't even ever trying.

>>217825995
A lot of people have always thought Charls was overrated.

>>217827941
>schools take immediate action against abusers
Lol

Retards turn this into a referendum on religion vs secular life but the reality is human beings hate and shun anyone who upsets the apple cart and accuses authority figures of misdeeds. Whistleblowers always get shafted. Always.

>>217827481
>big sam tiny charls
charls is a bitch for accepting that arrangement

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>>217823102
>"look guys I'm edgy too!"
>can't admit he loves cunny
Sam Hyde is the biggest faggot to finally fall from grace. Chris chan is more respectable than him.
>le based goyslop philosophy
He can't even articulate his own worldview coherently, so he either stumbles through it or defers to grift. Tragic. I don't even hate Sam or MDE, it's just shitty content for the most part.

>>217828349
Charls absolutely does not care about anything related to MDE or producing sketch comedy for his fans he's just sitting there so Sam will write him a check. He is extremely bitter about his failed career and he's pretty much justified in blaming sam.

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I like Sam a lot but he's gotten pretty faggy within the last couple of years. Around 2021-2023 I thought he was producing some amusing shit, but time marches on and I think the output has been weak. Extreme Peace has skits but didn't do much for me. Don't listen to the podcast and checked out of his political show a long time ago. I wanna like this guy's stuff but it hasn't been doing it for me.

>>217828541
I don't blame him or anyone for not wanting to go all in on producing entertainment because it's so blackpilling knowing that we're ruled by israel and everything in the US is shit because of it and we can't do anything about it. It really is a shit time to be alive. I enjoy watching him chud out on occasion though, like his 'ah the wise old kike' x post. Imagine what he'd say if it wouldn't cost him his youtube channel.

>>217828541
BG was silly and fun

>get rich off bitcoin
>"finally, I have the platform to tell everyone how to be successful through hard work and dedication!"
Many such cases

>>217828541
I dropped MDe completely in like 2017

>>217828541
Why do people try and force themselves to think Sam isn't shit? I guess it's because things are so bad right now that even a retard like him can rise to fame by saying the most obvious stuff that you're not allowed to say.

>>217828839
He got rich off millions of dollars from his paypigs. He lost money gambling on bitcoin.

has he ever addressed the harland incident?

>>217828598
>blaming israel blackpilling sam's ethnically jewish grifter ass not making any content for a decade despite making 6 figures of revenue on a monthly basis while pretending he's poor and pretending that he's spending all of his money on creating content that is literally just him talking to his phone in his car

>>217828903
Grok make the Sam/Marky photo but replace MArky with baby sammy and sam with Papa Har Har

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>>217824696
Why did season 4 have to end so early, i wanted to see Freddy x Direnc develop :(

>>217825973
Ok well I live in a shit country with a shit economy where everything is already taken by people from well connected families, now what? "le just move to america"?

>>217829033
>watch normies have the time of their lives
no

sam's good at grooming and fucking minors and somehow making his anti-pedo audience not care about it

>>217829185
He shills for the GOP
He’s obviously pro pedo

>>217829185
>>217829210
samefagging

>>217823161
>rips off tim and eric
>cries like a little bitch when tim kicks him out of his channel

>>217823288
>obese
>disheveled
>constantly smoking in between doing hard drugs
>lectures you on hedonism and indolence
The bullet shattering his carotid can't come so one enough

>>217823288
he's a homosexual, after all.

>>217829232
tim and sam should fight

>>217829230
doesn't make sam any less of a homo pedo predator.

>>217829377
Ozempic ruined tim he has lost his body mass

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>>217826162
Nick looks like he wants to kill himself. Sam looks like he's taking the lead and ruining everything. Charls looks 100% checked out. Other guy looks like a complete retarded junkie wigger which is always good to bring to a meeting. Roger Stone looks more interested in the television that is displaying a screensaver of an aquarium. I wonder how much sam the retard had to pay for this. We're so fucking back MDE bros.

>>217829382
Look I hate sam too I am just sick of hearing about politics.

>>217825305
>like Norm Macdonald
I never heard a single soul praising this guy growing up, i was born in 95. He was just the dude from those shitty adam sandler movies

>>217825265
>"have you been raped? You look like you have"
When Harlen said that to sam, it was so over for the Hyde sissys.

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>>217829445
I am fully ragebaited by your careless post. Delete it.

>>217829483
it was always
>george carlin
>bill hicks
>richard prior
etc, the constant main stand ups. NEVER norm mcdonald. shit even jeff foxworthy and those blue collar special guys got more attention

>get laid off from factory job after sleeping 5 hours a night for 5 years
>now 32 in Mom's basement with 100k in savings
>study for CLEP exam for calculus
>manage to pass somehow
>start taking calc II and linear algebra at local community college
>doing okay but I can tell it's harder to think than it used to be
Its really fucking me up inside. Doesn't help my class is full of 18 year old jeetas who I can just tell are gonna outcompete me.

>>217829445
His book is hilarious. When your done sucking off guys under the overpass give it a read/listen

>>217825288
>>217825305
Harland is really fucking funny and good at teasing people. I enjoy his podcast even when there's some retard on it because he is unstoppable. It gets a bit tiring skipping through the constant ads though but I might buy one of hsi gay shirts because he is cool.

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>>217829496
Norm MacDonald never had huge commercial success you're right...

Is this the new ‘clean your room’

>>217829516
These zoomers watch a few 15x stolen youtube vids of norm and think they know his entire body of work. The guy goes on to say bill hicks and carlin are better than norm. All of this based on his faded memories of other people's opinions. Zoomers make me weep.

>>217829502
Don't google what that money would be now if you bought NVDA 5 years ago, anon.

>>217823112
>>217823161
greatest /tv/ thread of all time

>>217823161
He looked liek adam lanza before he roided up to be fair. He didn't have much of a choice.

>>217829578
Also don't google what it could've been if you bet it on zero and won.

I miss Don Jolly so much.

>>217829785
You're comparing buying shares of stock to placing a bet on a single number in roulette?

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>>217829862
no thanks

>>217826162
I think happy world daddy was better than extreme peace

Why is it always art school fruits with rich parents always telling everybody else how to live their lives?

>>217829785
I got that for you, Anon. A bet on a single number pays 35 to 1, including the 0 and 00. So you lose 100% of your money and go home crying. If you bought NVDA instead you would 12x

>>217829050
>Ok well I live in a shit country with a shit economy where everything is already taken by people from well connected families, now what?
I live in a magical house on Gumdrop Lane in a wonderful white ethnostate with a kind and competent government and strong export economy

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imagine person with need for a rape like an indian and camera skills less than an indian but he is not indian, he is american liberal

>>217829901
How much did you put on nvda five years ago?

>>217823102
>gib momy pls i racis n shit
Fuck off, retard.

>>217830012
$10mil you?

>>217829892
Because who else knows? If your not from a good family how would u know? What would u say just work hard lmfao???

>>217824696
>you have my permission to go downstairs
freddy was based

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>>217825533
priests systematically rapes kids
oh, then i guess it's fine then

>>217823102
>have sex with MTF trannies. Get fucked up the ass by them.

>>217825537
>>217825583
>>217826100
ESL bunkerpol trannies

>>217830231
>>217825537
>>217825583
>>217826100
Hyde was never funny or relevant or worth talking about

>>217830192
Circumcision is bad and rabbis fuck kids. That doesn't mean that priests don't do the latter.

>>217830240
Fatherless Hyde fanboy

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>>217830256
maybe priests do it, but we know god doesnt exist and moral law they believe doesnt exist, it is fake
but we know actual law and science exist, and teachers in school should do better, and teachers grope kids more often than christian priests
bigger exposure helps to stop priests from doing it, but fact is that regular teachers that believe in science molest kids in school more often, and they should be hunted for it
so it is like, you know...

The only thing that Hyde did that was funny and actually aged well was when he ripped on weebs that one time. Everything else aged like milk like that Ted Talk shit or when he wanted to murder a random white collar worker who liked wine for no reason whatsoever. Or his whole adult swim special, which was just propaganda

>>217830085
Lmao

>>217823161
>To pursue cardiovascular issues
Lel

Irrelevant faggot. Didn't he also inherit shit ton of money and all he does is just hobby, he doesn't really have to try anything.

Btw why are people calling sam hyde alt right this and alt right when proper title would be 4chan wannabe comedian. His only audience was here and nobody outside of few anons would find his shit watchable, if you for example showed his skits to big audience. Everyone would just stare at his stuff poker faced, not being amused, not being offended and just asking if we could watch something else instead

all that stuff he said about jews wasnt really funny or whatever, its nbd when u think about it a lil

I know people joke about the Peter Thiel MDE connection thing but Sam is too much of a retard with an easily searchable history of being a retard for someone like Thiel to consider Sam worth collecting into his ranks

>>217830422
>Irrelevant faggot. Didn't he also inherit shit ton of money and all he does is just hobby, he doesn't really have to try anything.
Yes, everyone who gives you advice is from a rich family.

so is sam losing money rn? is he dying from heart problems? what's up with him lately

>>217831524
He bankrolls lots of utter retards.

>>217831799
He's doing a letsplay channel with one of his wiggers and on his political podcast hes talking to random literal-who ecelebs, unfortunately he cannot capitalize on the current Epstein situation like he did with his dear-elon/charlie kirk shit because of course, people would remind everyone that he himself happily diddled a girl the same age as Epstein's victims.

>>217832085
you think that people saying that he's a pedo would stop him from making a video on epstein? didn't he already do so on the shs? wdym? sam seems to be able to get cancelled. sam does seem to be falling off to pre-idubbbz level again

>>217827941
>powerful white men
Fucking kike it was all along. It's really weird how every kike parasite birth is followed by a rabbi sucking baby dick, don't you agree?

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>>217832117
>you think that people saying that he's a pedo would stop him from making a video on epstein?
Yeah, he learned his lesson when shit went viral on twitter when he was remotely alluding to that stuff and he had to send his steam of wiggers to mass report the viral tweet to get it labeled so it stopped spreading.
If he does a video on Epstein watch he'll just talk about his Mossad connections or some shit and won't talk about the pedophilia or the girls at all.

>>217830422
>Didn't he also inherit shit ton of money and all he does is just hobby
Yes, and him taking world peace as a hobby caused a lot of drama with one of the main cast in world peace

>>217832185
>16 yo
>pedo
lol

didn't he go to the same school as Seth MacFarlane? his parents must've been loaded as fuck

>>217828117
Despite what your schizo mind made up, mind reading is not real and you do not possess the tiniest ability to conduct remote psychoanalysis. But nice try, delusional freak, keep deluding your broken mind more.

>encourages people to learn a trade
>doesn't learn a trade himself
They want you Gone so there's more room for them

>>217832210
>>16 yo
>>pedo
>lol
Everyone calls Epstein a pedo despite there being no proven pedophilia about him. Same standard applies to Sam.

Sam makes this lefty shithole seethe like no one else can nowadays lol

>>217832277
he will never be your dad

>>217832277
>guy stinks on purpose
>people tell him he smells like shit
>"lol gottem"

>>217832311
>>217832315
Sisters, your cortisol....

>>217832274
They're on whole different levels, Epstein was flying underage prostitutes to his private island parties.
Sam fucked 1 underage groupie (that we know of)

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>>217832332
That you Luna >>217824612

>>217832185
Are the images even real? I mean, I know this question is big no no here, but I'll just go ahead and ask anyways, has Sam confirmed those are his messages?

>>217823102
>Send me money from your factory job while you listen to me.

>>217832353
here is your 1hr deep dive
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ui9pjFNkues

>>217832378
QRD? Text version?
I'm not into drama youtube channels

Do you guys even know what "grifter" means? Is anyone who espouses political opinions a grifter now?

>>217823161
He was good at spontaneous absurdism and roasting people, but not so much with actual stand up or sketch comedy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vd4iBp4xGLo

The older he gets the cringier he becomes because he went from funny guy on the internet, to failed tv director, to internet father for burnout zoomers, to bloated roid rage youtube drama chaser, to reality tv webshow host, and now he wants to do political commentary. Sam has had like one or two real world jobs that he was at for less than a year and made all his money from being a trust fund kid and buying bitcoin really early on, he doesn't have a whole lot of good advice for a normal person to follow. The more seriously he expects to be taken the dumber he looks.

>>217824404
>im a huge jet neptune fan
Said nobody ever.

>>217832408
it is another commie buzzword
>is he talking about right wing stuff in a positive way? HE IS GRIFTER!! he is populist!
somehow left wing people are never populists, they are never "grifters"
on the other hand, sam hyde is scam hyde and his doing is opposite to his "right wing" words

>>217825305
Norm Macdonald isn't funny though.

>>217832185
oh shit... 5.2 million views lol, was this tweet recent? sam has lost everything but money it seems, once he loses his paypigs and views on youtube it'll be downhill. I cant imagine btc is going over 100k again

>>217827941
>schools take immediate action against abusers
LOL no they don't, they do everything they possibly can to sweep these things under the rug. You only hear about student/teacher sex scandals when the parents find out about them and make a big deal out of it, the last thing ANY school wants is to be in the news for something negative because that gets parents riled up and they start pulling kids from school and getting the county/state involved and then the school starts to lose funding and now the staff is making less money and people start getting fired and the actual good teachers start looking for other schools to work at where they'll get paid better and then that becomes known as a shitty school and future parents try to avoid sending their kids to that school which will just lead to even less funding. For every student teacher sex scandal you've seen on the news, there's at least 5 you wouldn't know about unless you were a student or teacher at the school. I knew several girls in high school that everyone knew was having sex with teachers and nothing ever happened.

>>217832820
WERE TALKING ABOUT SAM HYDE STOP

He should just retire desu

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>Lift weights, get in shape, become strong, drink RAW milk
>Stop oversocializing, treat time as gold & use it to
>Get a Skill
>Speak ill of no Man so you can prevent social friction
>Separate yourself from Outcomes and stop feeling sorry for yourself
>Find a Mentor who can pass you down knowledge
>Stack the money and avoid chasing after lavish products and consumerism
>Learn how to leverage debt in your favor by Debtmaxxxing

I think his current phase is more or less the same quality as the post-cancellation one. The content output is about the same level of shittiness, it’s basically just HydeWars, except now it’s in a studio and funded by Fishtank money rather than Gumroad subs.
The only difference is that back then there was hope he would reunite with the crew and do something cool, but now it’s just uhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>refuses to eat a cookie because of seed oils
>smokes like a forest fire

I dont get chud logic. Every doctor in the fucking world is universal in agreeing that smoking causes a multitude of health issues. Even doctors that voted for trump and think the bible is real. I just dont get it.

>>217833015
Sam should retire to background while his Wiggers produce the content for him, all Sam would have to do is tard wrangle them so they don't hurt the money-flow
Sam trying to claw for attention hurts him more than if he would just pull Jet aside every so often and told him to at least be more discreet and aware of which girl would cause the least amount of problems after he's done fucking them during and after Fishtank

Is this thread just one or two schizos talking to themselves or are there enough people here who still care enough to get a Sam Hyde thread to bump limit?

>>217833111
remember when they finally did unite and made the stinker that was world peace 2? lol

>mention gorillas
>sam goes bananas

>>217833152
What's annoying is that Sam really is pretty funny when he's just fucking around with the freaks on fishtank. That bit where Freddy was drunk and kept trying to grab him so he kept kicking him in the head was comedy gold, the problem is that he despises his fans so he hates interacting with them.

But then you have absolute garbage like WP2 and his current shift to grifter meltdown mode because he doesn't want to see himself as the king of the retards, which is what he is. I don't think even his fans are dumb enough to follow him off the fucking "I'm a self made man as long as you ignore the small business loan my dad gave me" cliff.

Sam Hyde is an ugly, unfunny grifter. It's crazy how many dimwits, incels and unfuckable virgins follow this loser. He hasn't done anything funny since his TED talk shit. One hit wonder.

>>217834609
Kickstarter TV was very good.

>>217834255
>he despises his fans so he hates interacting with them.

No matter how far Sam sinks he'll always have that New England rich kid blood in him that prevents him from willfully associating with the dregs beyond needing more funding for Jet's galaxy gas addiction

>>217832494
>but not so much with actual stand up or sketch comedy.
I think he had some pretty good sketches.
hitler's guy, tripped wife, perfect roommate.

I wonder if he could've been a very good comedy writer if he wasn't seething and hard to work with, he seemed to have a pretty good idea of what works and what didn't when I saw a clip of him looking at some stand up.

>>217835029
if he knew what works and what doesn't how could he have possibly greenlit the release of the dogshit which was WP2?

>>217835053
Distance
you can't give honest feedback to your own work, you need someone else for that

>>217835082
seinfeld and larry david manage just fine

>>217834609
Sam Hyde and mde fans in general are fucking insufferable self righteous retards

The fact anyone tuned into fish tank is insane

He was funny a decade ago but now it's just sickening how he's amassed a personal army of retards who think his every word is gospel

>>217835097
Never seen them critique stuff

>>217835108
The average sam hyde mde fan is the most boring battery bot fucking retard preachers on the planet and Mr hyde himself is an absolute slimeball

>>217835147
you're kidding me

>>217835097
Manage what?

>>217823102
He's not wrong. If you're not good at anything it means you haven't focused on anything. The key is to focus on something useful, otherwise you'll just focus on 4chan and videogames then cry when you're 40 and will never touch a vagina

>>217823102
kinda sad how "acquire skills that make you useful" comes off as dumb advice now that we are so deep into a completely buck broken shit economy that it doesn't matter even if you do

>>217833503
world peace 3 soon lol

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>>217825396
Do you know what all these men had in common?
They were faggots.
If you just keep fags out of church, school and the boy scouts none of this would have happened.

My first experience was officer maggot and I hated it but he won me back with Mom's, Kickstarter TV and the Ted talk in person pranks going to the Bernie rally etc

World Peace was too much stolen shit from here

He's kind of pissing me off with how much posts on here are done by his team like this thread probably is

>>217832408
He really is a grifter. His new show is the very definition of a grift. He claims to be a Christian. As a fan of his from ten years ago, I know that there is no way in hell that Sam Hyde is a Christian. He's like, "Yeah, I think that there's a god... The... the Christian god..." Yeah, sure you do.

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>>217823102
>"Have you been raped? You look like it."

https://youtu.be/UnPwMYC3kt0?si=d0C_PCpXn7qVtKE1&t=2

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>>217826162
>Fishgate

>all you had to do was say "gorilla nest" to completely destroy the father stand-in of mutts raised by single-moms
this will never not be funny. Sam got Ornella'd by Harland of all people

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRdZQcOIu6s

>>217838028
>eventually your care is cremated
what a god

>>217832408
>>217832541
His Christian LARP is absolutely a grift.

>>217832185
>If he does a video on Epstein watch he'll just talk about his Mossad connections or some shit
Will he touch upon his Kremlin connections, or is that not magatard-friendly?

>>217838315
>he think the kremlin isn't just the russian branch of the mossad

>>217824049
What a bizarre fucking law. So it's only illegal for the first guy and then it's fine for anyone else?

>>217838264
he seems serious but he doesn't know how to actually repent

>>217838659
it means she should be having sex with people her own age, anon.

>>217838315
https://youtu.be/e7PvoI6gvQs
In 2012, Obama dismissed Mitt Romney saying Russia was our greatest geopolitical threat, saying the 1980s were calling and they wanted their foreign policy back.
Since then Democrats have been blaming anything bad that happens on Russians and their Russian Bots

>>217840396
and the republicans see putin as a great man and an ally

>>217824720
are we against alternative consenting kinks now?

Daily reminder there are more democrates and leftist in the Epstein files than republicans.

>>217825396
He cheats on the mother of his child constantly. And his child is half asian.

>>217840396
it's interesting how unimpressive Obama comes across, looking back.
He had such good press, and he's just not very much at all.

>>217841360
cheats on her? source. thought they broke up a year or two ago

>>217823102
>this made white incels seethe and froth at the mouth for years
No wonder you people are being replaced lmao

>>217825483
>go to college and get a degree. get a really good degree. get a FEW degrees, but just stick with one

>>217842129
what do you mean "you people"?

>>217823405
Kek >>217823371 he should, shouldn't he?

>>217825518
It's not anti-Christian, just anti-popery, you heathen, idolatrous papist. Pedophilia is only a foundational aspect of cathfag

why do americans watch this nonce?

>>217841263
nobody asked, ESL brownoid

>>217841360
There's no proof he had a relationship or a child with an Asian woman.

>>217842977
this. although there have been people alogging saying they've seen him around providence with a baby stroller and a woman, and a baby seat in his car, I find that unbelievable.

>>217823161
Just because you don't like certain political commentary doesn't automatically make it grifting.

>>217841263
Yeah. In the ones they’ve released. Strange how it’s taking them so long, isn’t it?

report eceleb threads as off topic.

>>217823161
>get good at exploiting your audience of mentally unstable people with a reality show

>>217823161
you have to applaud him, he was way ahead of the zoomer wave of born again Christian LARPers with whores' remorse who browse 4chan.

>>217830272
>Christians aren't pedos
anon... have you heard of the Catholic church?

>>217842438
he's the leading intellectual of our time

>>217842438
It's just a small niche of arrested developments and a surprising amount of brown people who are fine with Sam's open dislike of them whether it's ironic hatred or genuine spite

remember when he cried because a lib grifter got shot in the neck

not so edgy afterall huh

>>217842438
he exchanged his MDE YouTuber audience almost entirely for the e-gay-zoomer-reality-show audience

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Why is this thread still up

>>217832225
lol

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>>217845251
>Sam Hyde thread reached bump limit and didn't get trashed after 70 posts for once

>>217833152
What content?

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>>217832546

>>217832185
post the emails he sent her after she dumped him where he begs her to read r/redpillwomen

>>217845311
In English, Doc!

>>217844839
no I dont remember because I don't watch this idiots boring youtube videos after 2016

>>217845373
sam cheated on her with another 15 year old, the fact that he cried after that and said he'd follow her to alaska to be a janitor at her school is megafucked

>>217845391
>In English, Doc!

Based illiterate retarded faggot!

>>217841181
You should read the emails he sent her after she dumped him lol

>>217837215
This looks like Sam paid Roger a shitload of money for a meeting and Roger is like "wtf these guys are homeless crackheads get them out of here" while sam hardsells and gets shot down in flames as Nick has a panic attack and Charls is resigned to fate.

>>217837902
Actually all he had to do was tell sam he can't advertise his energy drink on the show before it started and that caused him to have a baby tantrum. If Harland was Sam's dad Sam would have taken his mercedes out and crashed it into a tree at low speed on purpose just to total it and show daddy he's mad.

>>217832185
Oh hey channing creager

>>217845411
I don't know image board jargon, sorry champ.

>>217845393
yeah he's a gay guy with NPD

>>217835017
despite him only willfully associating and fucking those people because no one else is dumb enough to fall into his trap.

>>217825288
Adam Corolla wasn't very funny either while Steve-O was kicking in his coffee table.

>>217832349
He didn't bang a tranny like a chad he dm'd one and started off self depricating and offering him money for sex. He can't do anything right. Just like when he abuses 15 year old fan girls he ends up beating the shit out of them, wearing diapers, having them stuff shit up his ass and then he ends up crying and shitting himself when they've had enough insanity.

>>217845661
I wonder if he ever makes them cum or if he does at all. weird guy.

>>217824956
The e-right yearning for a holy war only for Kirk’s legacy to be AI shitposts has been so goddamn funny and black pilling

>>217825518
>DUDE JOOS
Reminder that anti-zionism has literally become a mainstream leftist position :^)

>>217830192
Why do you have in your possession what you admit yourself to be pedophilic oral rape of an infant?