Didn't he win in the most beautifully stereotypical, quintessentially American fashion? She got fat, he finds the right girl?

>>217840577
Alexa has fake boobs now and had a role in Terrifier 3.
Garrett got fat and married, and then at some unclear point lost weight and got divorced (order unclear). He got tatted up and post thirst traps on Instagram now. Jury’s still out on whether he’s gay ir straight.

>>217840612
other way, he found a fat girl

Women only want this type of guy after their vaginas have been demolished by a million dicks and they need someone to take care of their five children(all from different dads of different race)

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Birth of a /pol/incel loser

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>>217840725
GO CHUDDY! GO CHUDDY!

>>217840725
didnt it transpire that he won in the end and shes a coalburning l.a roastie?
yes i believe it did

>>217840731
This is brother of that tranny right? What's his deal?

Honestly they both won in their respective live paths. She's a popular actress well on her way to being a future superstar, and he's a happily married family man with children.

>>217840831
he's not gay and not intimidated by a girlfriend with a bigger cock than his

>>217840764
I miss this fag like you wouldnt believe

>>217840612
Are you fucking retarded?

>>217840808
she's a cheerleader for a major sports team iirc and he's a nobody who married some obese roastie

>>217840725
Ill never understand how his father allowed this humiliation ritual to transpire.

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>>217841114
Do you think Epstein saw that picture of him jacking off in a chair?

>>217840842
Alexa is a hot girl who fucked the football star and ended up degrading herself in d grade horror garbage. Garrett settled. Nobody won. Thats life.

>>217841311
How do you know Garrett didn't fall in love with his wife? And Alexa is a professional cheerleader besides who still managed to break into Hollywood.

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>>217840725
I still can't watch this

>>217841169
Maybe, are you a hysterical foid who freaks out over a 4chan post? Did I even need to ask?

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>>217840725
He had the courage to try and fight for his happiness. That is admirable.

>>217840725
Imagine him saying this and reaching into a backpack

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>>217840577
Its crazy how your life is basically predetermined as a kid. Alexa obviously knew she was gonna go places while Garrett knew being a technician and marrying the local fat girl was the best thing in life for him

>>217840808
She went on to Duke University and dated the QB of the football team, became a NY Knicks cheerleader and starred in a movie.

>>217840842
>She's a popular actress well on her way to being a future superstar,
LMAO

>>217841218
Most boomer/gen x dads refuse to parent and are fine watching TV while the feminist moms screws them up

>>217841445
No, it really isn't

>>217840725
was never bothered by this. he gave it his best shot

>>217840725
Her face starts to turn red out of embarrassment

>>217841568
He broke his leg and got demoted to third string. I knew right then and there she would dump him and date a finance bro. Turns out that's exactly what she did. She found someone on the lacrosse team. Someone should have sat Garrett down and explained girls don't go for grand romantic gestures like it's a Disney movie. For a girl like Alexa you need to be a top alpha Chad.

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Garrett *snickers*... Garrett really thought he could have this *laughter*

>>217841691
>lacrosse team
You just know he's from Connecticut and his dad works in finance in New York

>>217840725
>doesn't include the nerve swerve when he goes in for a hug and she makes absolutely sure he can't possibly attempt a kiss
that's the best part

>>217841691
she went from Duke in NC to the Knicks in NYC to Terrifier 3 in LA

>>217840577
>/tv/ icons
That teenager from Brazil is fast becoming an icon.

Won't let me attach a pic because it says I'm in "incognito mode" even though I'm definitely not using "incognito mode." Is this a third party cookies issue, an ad blocking extension or something else?

>>217840725
This is probably one of those situations where it plays out better in your head. He should've had friend or parent to talk him out of it. They're just kids though so I'm sure everyone has forgotten by now

>>217841710
boy howdy she really grew into herself..

>>217841773
No they don't, I send it to him every week.

>>217841710
fake tits gremlin face

>>217841819
kek

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>>217840612
>She got fat
lmao

>>217841819
>>217841852
Garrett and Alexa will block you on instagram if you bring up the other one.

I got an instablock and ban from instagram when she posted something about modeling and I asked, "How does Garrett feel about this, did he approve?"

>>217841905
>How does Garrett feel about this, did he approve?"
kek

>>217841445
Results are admirable. I can't blame him entirely though considering he was given parents that would allow him to take dancing classes and encourage this.
Still, he probably dodged a bullet. The Stacy types are usually insufferable.

>>217840725
Sick moves Garrett

>>217841773
>forgotten
This is the type of stuff that wakes you up at 3 am covered in cold sweat

>>217841445
>He had the courage to try and fight for his happiness. That is admirable.
Its really not if you had a father, brothers, friends

>>217840874
true love

>>217841710
>>217841771
>>217841870
Yeah I know that's great an all, and she was in Terrifier 3 but what happened to the guy?

More importantly, what happened to the football jock that she dumped?

>>217840577
This is what lack of team sports does to a mfer.

>>217841591
Life is a series of humiliation rituals for us plebs. You gotta eat shit and be prepared to burn like icarus when chance to ascend presents itself.

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>>217842035
See >>217840619

>>217840874
white people truly are filled with compassion...

>>217840577
>post thirst traps on Instagram now
for who

>>217840874
ABSOLUTE CINEMA

>>217841445
Courage isn't the same as a lack of self awareness.

>>217842121
This is what rejection, public humiliation, and divorce does to a mf

>>217842121
That's a jonas brother

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>>217842121
wow, life's a trip

>>217842121
He looks better than Alexa and he doesn't have a nasty chest scar

>>217842121
Unironically better looking than the guy Alexa is dating.

>>217841771
I misread "garrett survivor"

>>217842234
>He looks better than Alexa

go to sleep Garrett

>>217842121
Good for him. The potential was likely always there but he probably had a stay at home mom with way too much influence over him.

>>217842121
He got sugar in the tank fo sho

>>217842121
he has a spirited away towel, he's a bit fruity

>>217842378
Yeah, if he was a real man with real taste he'd have Princess Mononoke towels

>>217842121
Zesty ah nigga. Does anyone have a picture of him and his ex wife?

>>217840874
keeno

>>217842418
>ex wife?
>>217842179
>divorce

is this real? no way.

>>217842121
is that really him?
If true, good for him, I remember the pics everyone posted with his fat roastie wife and didn't consider he had this much potential
Alexa and him should hook up now

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>>217841363
He fell "in love" with what he was able to get. She became a whore with a thin veneer of professional respectability.

>>217841404
Expressing exasperation at your retarded false narrative isn't freaking out.

>>217842121
whose house has a bathroom nearly directly opposite the oven? the fuck kinda house plan is that. Yeah lemme take a fat shit and let that waft into the kitchen.

>>217840842
>She's a popular actress well on her way to being a future superstar
She's a d grade whore with a pretty face.

>>217842587
They are a pretty even looksmatch here to be fair

>>217842587
>>217842121
Crazy what a little bit of time in the gym + a better haircut + groomed facial hair can do for you. Completely different looking guy.

>>217841593
He was a good kid with a lack of awareness. It doesnt change the face that this was a humiliation ritual and everybody involved knew it, besides him.

>>217842738
>It doesnt change the face that this was a humiliation ritual and everybody involved knew it, besides him.
Kind of evil the film crew let this go down. It made for better content, but they knew they were exploiting a kid for a humiliating moment that would never go away.

>>217841514
Step up grok nows your time

>>217842629
>He fell "in love" with what he was able to get
Says you, maybe she was super hard to get how would we know. Why do you guys assume the worst? I bet he's happy at the least.
>>217842629
>She became a whore with a thin veneer of professional respectability
By that standard, all pro cheerleaders and actresses are whores then.
>>217842696
Actually she is beautiful and her career is just getting started.

>>217842796
>By that standard, all pro cheerleaders and actresses are whores then.
Quite literally yes

>>217841934
There's nothing wrong with him taking dancing lessons. Hes not even bad all things considered but this humiliation ritual should never have been allowed tl occur.

>>217842278
lul

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>>217842855
>There's nothing wrong with him taking dancing lessons.
Ok fag

>>217842796
>By that standard, all pro cheerleaders and actresses are whores then.
This is common knowledge

>ITT seeting incels

>>217842121
looks like a fag