Cast him
>>217886980Tom Hanks
>>217886980Sydney Pollack
>>217886980goose
>>217886980AY LIL DONNIE
An Epstein movie is sincerely unfilmable but it would be gigakino. Now who has the balls to at least attempt such a thing with zero redactions or censorship?
Anthony Bourdain still in show business?
>>217886980James Franco
>>217886980Warwick Davis
Have a child, have two.
Clooney
>>217887032Fuck, Perlman would make a great Epstein. If he doesnt look too old.
>>217887099Pearlman has a deep voiceEpstein sounded like Woody Allen
>>217886980no need, AI him.
>>217887010way ahead of you kid
>>217886980Seth Rogan
>>217886980>breast enhanced Rooney Mara as Gizzlane
>>217886980What did he even do?
>>217887462Shady international finance and arms trading. That’s the real shit they don’t want you to talk about being slid by his baby eating habits.
>>217886980Eli Roth. Looks the same and he could reinvent himself as an older character actor
>>217887462The FBI has investigated him thoroughly and discovered Epstein broke no laws.
>>217887042Mel Gibson is the only director with the financing and sensibility to pull it off.
>>217887948
>>217887142why ai just have him self portray
>>217887462ate nothing but beef jerky for 3 years apparently
Scott Bakula
>>217886980
>>217886980kevin sorbo as epsteinmel gibson directing
>>217886980Ray Wise
Kevin Durand>>217888153Holy shit that would be an amazing way for Mel to loop everything back around while regaining grace from all the normies who turned on him
>>217886980Ruffalo, Affleck
Chris Messina could do it at least visually but I have no idea how they'd do that bizarre ass voice
>>217886980Daniel Day Lewis
>>217888367lmao i can see this
>>217886980I don't care about Epstein or his files at all. I just don't.
>>217887439this. andy samberg as epstein. make it a fucking musical comedy.
Eric Bogosian
Dennis Quaid
>>217886980Anthony Bourdain would've been ideal.
>>217887462He's been convicted of soliciting prostitution. There is no proof of anything else he's been accused of.
>>217888956wait, will his method acting involve raping children to prepare for the role?
Epstein did nothing wrong and I'm tired of all this fake outrage. He fucked 16 year olds who got cars as presents and got to live on a tropical island in return, they knew the deal.
>>217889441I mean he probably did do plenty wrong in terms of blackmail and financial crimes but who gives a shit if he fucked teens. David Bowie and every rockstar from the 70s did the same.
>>217887462started microtransactions
>>217888305>>217888367He died :(
>>217889621What the fuck? There wasn't a sticky, how could I have known? Fucking mods.
>>217887050this, give him a couple of years to let his hair grey out a little more
Is this the most kino shot of him?
>>217889685It's funny that Trump has somehow come out completely fine yet again from his association with Epstein meanwhile in the UK there has been several resignations at the top of government because of it
Anthony B..oh wait Idris Elba
>>217889441It's skeevy, but if you're 16 and getting into situations where you're being hired to massage and entertain adult men, you're probably aware enough of things to know what you're doing, and are probably perfectly happy to get paid handsomely for doing things that you were already happily doing for free in the backseat of random high school jocks' cars.
>>217887462He was just too friendly and could never say no
>>217886980The credits roll. The actor is uncredited until the very end.Jeffrey Epstein as Jeffrey Epstein.
>>217886980im typing this with my left hand and have my finger uo my ass. take the redpiikk
>>217886980I just noticed that his name is kinda similar to harvey weinstein. Coincidence???
>>217889685i havent seen a single picture of him not mogging everybody else in the room honestly.
>>217889096this and it's not even close. decent actor too
>>217886980Jerry Seinfeld or Kramer depending on if we're making him funny or not.
>>217887462He was just trying to get to the beach
>>217889716They tried to put him in prison for "overvaluing" real estate that he actually had undervalued. If there was anything we'd know 10 years ago.
>>217889441Fuck up migger
>>217886980Kevin SpaceyDudes said he will do it, his reputation can only improve at this point, and has experience of what it is like to be go from being regarded as being the top of the pile to being regarded as a sexual predator (in Spacey's case somewhat undeserved as he committed no crimes but was just a creepy cunt). Thats experience that you can't fake and an actor as good as Spacey could turn it into a ledgenday carrer defining role, with the right script.Plus, consider the buzz inthe media there would be about this, the film would need close to zero paid advertising and still be a box office smash with people going to see it out of curiosity even if it was shite. However, until the full truth comes out, and they actually publish the remaining 2.5 or more million documents they have, including the documents Trump had in Maralago for "safekeeping" , it will be a wasted opportunity.
>>217886980So "cast him" threads are allowed again?
>>217890511Full cast:>EpsteinKevin Spacey>MaxwellOlivia Coleman>Peter MandelsonBenedict Cumberbatch>TrumpIdris Elba>Prince AndrewMatt Smith>Steve BannonJack Black>MelaniaAwkwafina>Vagina GiuffrreSarah Pascoe>Bill ClintonPedro Pascal
>>217887462Bought some expensive furniture that was thousands of dollars overpriced and named after missing children. I don't get the controversy
>>217890307jeff has aura.
No one in Hollywood has the aura required to pull the role off, sadly
>Jews run the worldBoth Epstein and Harv were clearly fall guys so what's really going on here
>>217886980Kevin spacey said he wants to do it.
Why is he so kino?
>>217890921there is always a bigger jew.
>>217890975>>217890921The Rothschilds are at the top of the food chain and they answer to molech or baphomet, and they answer to Satan.
>>217890958>have mommy jizzlane at your beck and call>still can only get off by molesting children and blackmailing peoplesome men can never be satisfied can they
>>217887462The serious allegations would be that he run an international blackmail campaign where he and his partners recruited and lured in minors that were used as prostitutes
>>217886980Donald Trump
>>217887462He once laughed at the idea of a child praying for her life and was jokingly told to dress up as Jesus when he showed up to murder her.Other than that he said nigger on xbox live probably.
>>217890985>The Rothschilds are at the top of the food chainThere's one higher, and he's hungry.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hbg1WpaH7w0
>>217890985https://thehotstar.net/simplepstein.htmlGood article I read layingmout aome of the evidence epstein worked for the rothschilds.
>>217889621HE'S ALIVE
>>217886980Give it time and he will be idolized by the Tate crowd and whatnot
>>2178909584chan boyfriend/reddit girlfriend
>sir, he's already in the dressing room
>>217886980Real answer: James Franco
>>217887462Literally nothing. All this twitter drama its such a massive nothingburger. Epstein its only an ARG by feds.
>>217892102>doesn't know about "jerky" yetYou finna find out boyMemba who told ya first: "jerky"
gotta be richard gere right?
>>217887042it could 100% be done. you don't have to graphically show everything.
>>217892135You mean like how you retards thought "chicken parm" was code for human corpses but then it turned out they were talking about actual chicken parm? Just admit you're jealous of his aura.
