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Red.

Are Targaryens good at sex?

>>217936695
>asoiaf theorists are so obsessed with every character being the child of someone else
Damn I truly wonder where this idea could have come from

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TAOOBA!

>>217936811
Not Visenya

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>>217936772
season 1 bran was insanely cute shota hot

>>217936833
In a world where he doesn't lose control of Vaghar and kill Luke, would he have captured him and had sex with him?

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>>217936772
egg is the only reason i watch the show

>>217936855
In a really fucked up way maybe, like cut out his eye and fuck the empty socket.

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>>217936855
so hot

>>217936865
Trooning out or massive drug addict by age 25, call it.

Dyanna Dayne must have been a true sex goddess because Maekar could not get off her (6 children in quick succession) and after she died Maekar never married again (pussy too good to replace)

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A FINAL TRIBUTE

>>217936855
>>217936883
luke did not die. his clothes were torn off him and he washed ashore nekkid with memory loss and a blond blue-eyed teenboy found him and carried him in his arms to his cottage where they hugged and kissed and

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>>217936887
>two blowjobs or three, anon?

>>217936790
Temu Ros

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>>217936892
TO MY ANONS
EACH OF THEM SHITPOSTER, WISE... REDDIT.

LET US DRAIN OUR CUPS TO THESE VERY REDDIT ANONS

>>217936886
NO!

how will meerkat react to the *plop* scene?

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A toast, noble friends, to the silver serpents: beautiful monsters, wise fools, strong degenerates. May their incestuous brood continue to remind us that dragons are not men. Let us empty these cans, for their madness is the realm's cursed inheritance!

>>217936887
Dayne women break the strongest men

>>217936939
...and then the blond blue-eyed teenboy took him to his master, because he had washed ashore on Epstein Island

>>217936974
This green stuff tastes like shit, get me a ripe red one!

>>217936865
recast by season 3
negative canthal tilt will fuck this kid up
clav knew this

>>217936825
I know that rumor of illegitimate birth is a central theme of the series but lately it has been blown out of proportion

>>217936811
Jahaerys and Allysane
Saera Targaryen
Daemon and Rhaenyra
Daena Targaryen
Daenerys Targaryen
Aegon IV
Daemon Blackfyre
Aegon V

can’t think of anymore

>>217937000
Get it yourself, dragon thrall

>>217937032
High profile child actors never end up looking bad because worst case scenario they can just sink tons of plastic surgery into them.
It's only random assholes from kids shows that end up as street schizo fent zombies.

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>>217936772

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Is there anything more miserable than accidentally killing your brother

>>217936984
>washed ashore on Epstein Island
They weren't into lil bois, they're more the Meryn Trant type.

How safe was a peasant girl in westeros? Did she have on avaerage a good chance of dying at age 50 not being raped even once in her lifetime

>>217937086
they should have known baelor was going to die, a targ's lifespawn is measured in the length of their hair
Egg is only alive because of bloodraven dark magick

>>217937086
I mean no one fucking forced him to fight to the death with his fucking brother

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>>217937066
HE WAS GONNA RAPE A CHILD BWAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAA

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>I wish I was in Essos, killing Blackfyre fucking shits

>>217937110
It enterietly depends on the period and location but generally sure, yeah.

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>>217937122
>Born 27 BC[4]
>Died 37 AC[5] (aged 63)

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>>217936865
>Dad is England's finest tenor
Hopefully Egg breaks out in song to celebrate Dunk's victory.

>>217937142
It's fine, Targs aren't people.

>>217937183
clearly a painting done in his later years but the artist depicted him younger to fluff him up, you can tell he was old when it was made because of the hair

>>217937183
This guy? Cucked by both his sisters.

>>217937122
Kelly C was bald

>>217937191
>has experienced 2 seconds of being happy
How am I now supposed to relate to him when he has experienced such extensive amount of happiness?

>>217937254
once again, blood magick
My theory is without flaw

>>217937191
This kinslayer deserves to suffer more for being a bad father and raising shitty sons.

>>217937280
It's not Maekar's fault Baelor fought he could deflect a mace with his skull.

>>217937370
>>217937280
>fought
thought. I'm not ESL I swear!

>>217937280
Jaime never raised them on purpose. Cersei wouldn't allow it

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>>217937142
>PLAP PLAP PLAP SQUEAK GET ME PREGNANT GET ME PREGNANT GET ME PREGANANT YOU RETATARDED EGG I AM A DRAGON I WILL BEAR THE NEW BALERION

>>217937391
prove it; show me your cock

*stands up and farts*

>>217937142
he was about to provide gender confirmation surgery.
Not sure where you are getting the idea of rape from??

>>217937473
Why are Brackens like this

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Cute and canon!

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>Belives Maekar didn't actually kill Baelor
>Takes his statement of "I don't remember dealing the blow but somehow I must have" as suspicious.
>Believes that Blood Raven got Roland Crakehall to do it because the next time we see Roland is in Mystery Knight with BL
>Believes BL didn't want the Targ line to go through Baelor for genetic reasons
Thoughts?

>>217937473
>Stand up to proclaim your intent to join Dunk
>Accidentally farts
>Everyone laughs so you play it off as intentional

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>>217937537
>Gets mentally broken by salad dressing
I'll pass on the opinions of Preston Jacobs, if you don't mind.

>>217937086
>Baelor doesn't die
>becomes king
>Maekar becomes Hand
>Bittersteel gets invited to court and stops Bloodraven's plot to poison Aerion's potion
>Aerion becomes a dragon and goes by the name Brightflame
>Egg gets a Bracken wife with big tits
>Blackfyre descendant marries Egg's heir
>their heir marries into Baelor's line
>the house of the dragon is united once more
By the seven we were so close bros

>>217937391
>thought. I'm not ESL I swear!
That's the kind of mistake a native speaker would make anyway

>>217937537
>Thoughts?
I can't find the meme about george thinking of pizza while preston thinks about biology and quantum physics theories, but that

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How do you respond to this without sounding mad?

>>217936886
Shut up. We need to protect Egg.

>>217937820
Run after her while making ogre noises

>>217937820
I instantly cum the moment she gets close to me

>>217937820
lyanna her ass

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>>217937151
>>217937191
Maekar is alright, he's just not extraordinary in any way. People also ignore he genuinely regretted killing his brother and never lived it down.

>>217936964
>>217937827
Don't be so boring. I'm putting 10 bucks on trooning out.

>>217937862
>he genuinely regretted killing his brother
wow what a high bar

in fairness he doesn't register as a character. he's just the other half of a plot twist involving the equally one-dimensional Baelor.

>>217937862
>kill brother
>become king
woops haha oh nooo thats so sad nooo didn't mean to oh noooo nooooo

>>217937901
I wouldn't wish my brothers harm for all the jewish gold in the world

>>217937901
he didnt became king immediately tho

>>217937922
Yeah but you aren't a Targaryen fucking shit

>>217937901
He genuinely grieved for the rest of his life.

>>217937889
We still don't have any story with him aside from this one, that I know of. Not his fault Martin hasn't bothered to write more.
He was developed as a character though. He knew he fucked up, that's why he sent Aerion away and let Egg go with Dunk.

>>217937939
source: he said so

>targshits crying about Bobby B and Tywin being mean to the Targs
>entire Targ history is them being kinslayers, nobody has killed more Targs than other Targs
why should anybody feel bad for these inbred retards? They don't even like each other

>>217937862
Problem is the moment heir was involved in the Trial of Seven they should have found SOME way to get out of it, honor be damned.

>>217937930
Right, people forget this. The King is already alive and Baelor's son follows in line. If Valarr and his brother had kids on their own, they'd go before Maekar.

>>217937947
>okay it's time for you to take my only non-insane son and walk the roads of Westeros with him as a beggar, man I met yesterday

yeah it makes perfect sense great writing 10/10

>>217937954
Because that's why the story is actually sad. This is the instance where there was no foul play and it was just unfortunate mace to brains.

>>217937901
Didn't happen. He got moved up on the succession line and only became the heir apparent after Baelor's son died of the flu.

>>217937947
GRRM is stuck because it's pretty obvious that She-Wolves of Winterfell will have details that are spoilers for the main series. He couldn't continue with Dunk and Egg until he finished Winds, but now it seems like he's given up completely on Winds and doesn't give a shit about spoilers anymore

Who in GoT got fucked the hardest without dying?

>>217938031
danny

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>>217938000
>(((flu)))
maekar the maester's pupppet

>>217938031
Dany got used every way you can use a woman

>>217936772
JFC do I seriously need to wait until SUNDAY NIGHT to see this fucking battle? I thought it was Friday show for some reason its going to be so disappointing its KILLING ME MARK

>>217938067
you can watch it right now

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>Starts a civil war
>Kills half his family
>Gets exiled
>Watches from afar as his gf fucks other people
>Kills half of his family again (flu + summerhall)
>Becomes a tree
>HOLD THE DOOR
>Fucking explodes and dies

>>217938095
>Starts a civil war

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....semoc eH

>>217938103
>>Starts a civil war

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Thank you Sarah Smith! Fuck you Sara Hess!

>>217938103
>Hehe Daeron have you heard? Your half brother wants to KILL you Daeron, trust me, order his arrest, I've seen the future, you have to order his arrest Daeron, or he will come and kill you in your sleep!

>>217938000
There were two more brothers, but I wouldn't blame if the Show continuity skipped at least one. Aerys was actually the king before Maekar but he didn't have sex and the other brother choked on a fish or someshit and his son got killed by his sister-wife who then suicided.
That being said they'd need to keep them if they want to keep Egg being fourth son of fourth son.

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>>217937537
It'd be disappointing if Bloodraven wasn't behind his family deaths. He's the perfect character for it and it's suspicious as shit for the Unlikely to end up king without a little... help. Hell, maybe Bloodraven pushed for the Blackfyre rebellion to begin in the first place to get rid of Blackfyres, Daemon and Bittersteel and the rest. Daemon didn't start a rebellion for a long time. Maybe he could've taken over in the main timeline so Bloodraven stopped that while legitimating Daeron. An assassination could've been a pr nightmare like it was for Rhaneyra but a rebellion allows you to take out everyone who'd threaten the Targaryens while making Daeron look like the hero. What a coincidence the biggest threat to Targaryens, a branch that seemingly could've won got wiped out. Baelor happens to drop dead as does Aerion and Maegor disappears George knows where, it's a lot of coincidences.

I think we're meant to question everything. The air or paranoia is fun although I think it'd be boring if Bloodraven behind literally everything. He probably failed a lot. Bittersteel wasn't supposed to escape. Maybe Baelor was a genuine accident or maybe Summerhall was a miscalculation.

I need more books and I need them bad bros ;.; I'll take anything. Winds, Dunk and Egg or Fire And Blood, anything

>>217938095
I like the theory that him and Shiera are both backing who they think fits the prophecy. Bloodraven with Jon, Shiera/Quaith with Dany. Cuckraven is fucking useless compared to Quaith though

>>217938095
oh he's responsible for covid too?

>>217938126
>we dindunuffin!
lmao I guess that's why we call them BLACKfyre

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>>217937498
Because they're bullies and assholes

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>gets her entire family killed because she's a retard
>seethes so hard at the thought of Jon inheriting Winterfell that she tries to push for some 3rd cousin twice removed who is a minor lord in the Vale to get it instead
what the fuck is her problem?

>>217938152
they mention aerys and rhaegel when talking about how daeron doesn't belong on the tourny pitch

>>217938207
I love how the story goes "oh actually killers are bad now", 40 minutes before the literal end credits. well done GRRM and D&D.

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>>217937498
half-wildlings who just put on fancy clothes

>>217938167
Bittersteel's backing the real one

>>217938226
nothing more evil than a jealous woman

>>217938226
>seethes so hard at the thought of Jon inheriting Winterfell that she tries to push for some 3rd cousin twice removed who is a minor lord in the Vale to get it instead
Did you expect her to go "FOR MY HUSBAND'S SON" like Daemon?
If your wife fucked a nigger (Daynes are dornish) and then tried to give that baby the inheritance you would be pissed too, and she believes that's precisely what happened

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>>217938244
They make fine funeral wear

>>217938226
Because despite wanting to believe she doesn't have a massive ego she does and never fully forgave Ned for allegedly fucking another woman while they were betrothed and bringing back a bastard son to be raised alongside her true born children

Sam Darnold could have played Duncan.

>>217938226
I like how she probably only sees the blackfish once a decade but still found time to shittalk Jon to him so much that the blackfish hates Jon too

>>217937820
SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>217938095
>transfers his essence to a new vessel and lives on as the immortal god-king of westeros

For me, it's Gatehouse Amy. Theres nothing like a willing slampig with experience.

>>217938226
>ywnb lord paramount of the north with an 11/10 Riverland wife who begs nightly for you to cum inside her so she can provide you with even more sons
why even live

>>217938280
thats not what happened though
ned brought home the nigbaby and he was firmly outside the line of inheritence despite cat constantly seething about the idea that maybe one day nigbaby would try to get in
all of his siblings liked him
Robb, the one who actually inherits and whos opinion actually matters, wants it to go to nigbaby
Cat can cope and sneed about it. she made her own grave

>>217938280
>Did you expect her to go "FOR MY HUSBAND'S SON" like Daemon?
Starks are about to go extinct and she's fear mongering about the slim possibility that one of Jon's great-grandsons might rebel someday. So her solution is to give the North to some Vale lord who has Stark blood 150 years back

>>217938321
yeah that part is pretty comical, she probably wrote letters to him and threw in some seethe about Jon on a regular basis
>dear uncle, today I caught the BASTARD looking at Ice, no doubt plotting about how he'd claim it after killing his trueborn siblings

>one kingsguard comes from a fishing franchise
>another kingsguard founds a doughnut franchise
bravo dabid

>>217938395
>fucking a whore in a world with no condoms or antibiotics
seems like a fine way to lose your dick

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>>217938412
kek, the majority of her complex and why she wants another son is because she wants one that looks like a proper Stark like Jon does. All her sons look like Tulloid subhumans
>She might have overlooked a dozen bastards for Ned's sake, so long as they were out of sight. Jon was never out of sight, and as he grew, he looked more like Ned than any of the trueborn sons she bore him. Somehow that made it worse

>"Jon must go," she said now
who must go?

we need some Jon Snow Assad memes

>>217938064
Could she even feel Jon afterwards...?

>>217938524
tbf condoms did exist in the middle ages

>>217938535
Where’s Assad now again?

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>>217938395
>Some time before the start of the series, Amerei was discovered in the stables of the Twins having sex with three grooms at the same time
PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP

is there another slag that even compares to her? Highborn lady letting smallfolk gangbang her, The other highborn sluts do it to gain power. She does it for the love of the game

>>217938226
>what the fuck is her problem?
No sweaty, aggressive step-son/mom hatesex with Jon Snow.

>>217938600
After having a bit of fun in her youth, she is ready to settle down with Lancel

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>>217938535
>she wants one that looks like a proper Stark

>>217938696
Well Lancel is celibate so I doubt he cares

>>217937820
YJK she was waiting in her room with her legs open and her dress rolled up to her waist

>>217938600
>She does it for the love of the game
Replace "the game" with "cock" and you'll have the right of it

>>217938600
Florys the Foxmaxxing

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>>217938395
"ALL CRAKEHALL WOMEN ARE SLUTS" - Walder "the Wise" Frey
>>217938600
>>217938709
its a shame Cersei's pussy was trash it turned him into an incel

>>217938757
Shae was so miscast

>>217937191
kek

>>217938703
>showfag
Bran looks like Edmure junior in the books and sucks Andal cock, desperately wanting to go South and be a knight when he grows up. Jon and Arya are the only TRVE Starks

>tfw no slutty Frey wife

>>217938167
Nah Bloodraven talks about his brothers and Shiera in past tense when he tells Bran about them. Shiera is long dead.

>>217938762
He's not an incel you spastic, he's a volcel

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>>217936903
Knew I recognized this dude from somewhere. Turns out he was that one dude who survives in Alien 3

>>217938600
Rahenyra, the bitch queen of dragonstone, mother of bastards

>>217938787
Died of AIDS

>>217938778
Edmure in the book is ginger

>>217938762
>"ALL CRAKEHALL WOMEN ARE SLUTS" - Walder "the Wise" Frey
kek, Cat doesn't care. Her only priority is fertility

>Pretty enough, Catelyn thought, but so small, and she comes of Rosby stock. The Rosbys had never been robust. She much preferred the frames of some of the older girls in the hall; daughters or granddaughters, she could not be sure. They had a Crakehall look about them, and Lord Walder's third wife had been of that House. Wide hips to bear children, big breasts to nurse them, strong arms to carry them. The Crakehalls have always been a big-boned family, and strong.
big brain Cat would have had Robb marry Gatehouse Ami and get cucked

>>217938810
Couldn't spell chlamydia?

>>217938837
ClapAIDS

>>217938836
>Cuck In The North

>>217938815
So are all the stark children save for Arya

>>217938226
>says she wants to love Jon as her own son but just isn't capable of it cause every time she looks at him she sees Ned's betrayal but she still feels somewhat guilty about her hatred of a poor bastard without a mother
Fatman really doesn't understand women

>>217938585
replaced by ISIS at the behest of the CIA

>>217936772
was Aerys Ist the worst targ king? Sounds like he just didnt give a fuck about anything. At least aegon the IV spawned heirs and maegor at least tried conceiving

>>217938928
Chaos really is a ladder

>>217938848
house claids?

>>217938916
In the book cst doesn’t have any complex feelings for Jon just hate. The show made her guilty about it to whitewash her for normies

>>217938974
>Ours Is The Itch

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I love that kind of story

>>217938952
its really just who agrees to do Mossads bidding

>>217936772
best 4chan generals desu tbqh familam unironically

>>217939076
But /Got/'s shittiness is legendary!

>>217938945
Aerys just read while he let a magician keep his kingdom functioning.
The worst is Daeron the Dickhead, who thought he could conquer the Dornish even though Aegon the Conqueror failed despite having three dragons to aid him, only to get his legendary uncle captured, his crown lost, his armies destroyed and himself killed.
Fuck Daeron.

>>217937498
show only brackens are like that
for some reason no matter the showrunner, they always shit on the brackens for no reason

>>217938703
hhhnnngggghhhhh

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>>217938836
Cat and Lysa are the 2 dumbest bitches around in ASOIAF (that is including Cersei in AFFC)

>>217939248
Cat is a dumb bitch while Cersei is a stupid bitch, if it makes sense

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>>217938916

LORD ASHFORD TONGUES HIS MUM'S BUM

>>217939204
Bookchads know that Bl*ckwoods fart and piss way more then Brackens

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>>217939286
Tragic mistake

>>217939307
Brackens cover themselves in piss colours so nobody can see the piss on them. Unfortunately, everybody can still smell it.

>>217939345
>blackedwoods talking about fashion

>>217939345
Blackwood banner is red because it doubles as "Lord" Blackwood's period rag

>>217938757
Is it just me, or does Preston seem a lot more bitter about the future of ASOIAF and GRRM in general in the past year than before?

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>>217939421
He came now to a realization the rest of us reached a good 5 years ago if not more
There will be no winds, no new hedge knight book, and no theory will ever be confirmed, ever.

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>>217939439
Riverland scum really do be like that

>>217939462
Even if he announced he was done tomorrow there’d still be a six month editing period and then they’d want at least a year to hype it it wouldn’t even be worth getting excited about

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VALARR DRILLED THE OIL AND PAID THE TOLL

>>217939462
I think it's more that he's got more that hinges on it.
We read, we watch, and chat about it, then do other shit.
He has been making videos about it for 11 years, it's a part time job I imagine.

>>217939491
>a year to hype it it
Come on anon, I can't think of a single book more hyped than winds, it's legit the biggest book that could release right now save for JK Rowling deciding she wants to write more Harry Potter

>>217937820
I would respond gormless like Dunk. Only later, unlike Dunk, would realise what she wanted.

so I was re reading the books and when I came to the part about the Freys after the Red Wedding, I realized it is so evident that GRRM set them up to kill each other to the last, I know that everyone expects Arya or Lady Stoneheart to slaughter them as revenge but I think either of them will cause infighting in the Twins before finishing the survivors

>>217939204
Tbf in hotd they got some positive stuff. So much so that people were joking it was the Bracken portrayal that was the final straw for GRRM.

>>217937954
>nobody has killed more Targs than other Targs
Which one has the highest kill count?
Aegon II, Aemond?
Bloodraven doesn't check, because Blackfyre nonces aren't Targaryens

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>>217939659
>it was the Bracken portrayal that was the final straw for GRRM.
I believe it, he literally created the bad house that always sides with the bad guys

Perhaps in his arrogance he did not realize a lot of people love underdogs and will spite him by being loyal Bracken stans

>>217939703
>because Blackfyre nonces aren't Targaryens
Both of Daemon's parents were targs, he's a full blooded Targaryen
Also Bloodraven killed many more, with the flu and summerhall. His simps seem confused as to why a kinslayer would have no morals, which is baffling

>>217939007
>old nan tells 7 year old Bran how Dunk put a bastard in her under the Godswood
>>217939248
Cersei is at least schizo enough to see some of the plots against her(while also creating many in her head). Catelyn is so arrogant that she gets played by everyone

>>217938031
Define not dying
If you mean by not dying, not dying in the process of getting fucked: Theon, bar nonme
Getting fucked but still not dead by the end: Radmure

>>217939703
Maegor if you count all his dead kids, which was 100% his fault.

>>217939737
To be fair, she sees everything as a plot against her except the most obvious plot against her with Aurane Waters clearly taking advantage of her

Why are House Bracken and Peake even still around by the time the main book series starts? The Darklyns got totally btfo for less of a treason than what those houses have committed several times by then.

>>217939171
ah, a blackfyre shit.

>>217939800
Because when George put house Bracken in book 1 in the inn with Catelyn, he had not yet written the dance or the blackfyre rebellion

>>217939761
viserys I killed the most targs

>>217939703
Bloodraven also killed his own branch with “spring sickness” and aeloras “accident”

>>217939499
imagine having to watch your fathers corpse burn

Every Targaryen who died is because of Bloodraven

>>217937037
>blackfyre
How good was that tyroshi pussy?

BLOODRAVEN CAUSED THE DROUGHT AND THE FAMINE
LORD OSGREY KNEW THIS

>>217939800
The price of treason is decided by against whom you commit it
The Darklyns made the mistake to fuck over Aerys II, who was already a maniac by then

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What actually happened at Summerhall?

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>>217936943
Damn
Dornish pussy is the best

>stubbed my toe
fucking bloodraven

>>217939862
memeraven doesn't even get mentioned in the books until Feast, no clue why GRRM decided to create some overpowered targshit who breaks half of the worldbuilding
>magic died with the dragons
>actually a dude who was a known sorcerer and warg basically ran Westeros for decades
what the fuck was he thinking?

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Septon Barth

>>217940008
>Egg tries to hatch dragons with wildfire, possibly while sacrificing himself or some other Targs
>Wildfire gets out of control
>Dunk possibly kills Egg like Jamie did Aerys (it's dort of like poetry, they rhyme), uses his height and strength to hold up sand trap to snuff out wildfire that the pyromancers describe in the main series so that remaining targs can escape, Dunk therefore fulfills foreshadowing of his hands and feet saving the realm and drowning in sand
>Rhaegar shat out of Rhaella's pussy

TOTAL. BRACKEN. DEATH.
Kill Brackens. Behead Brackens. Roundhouse kick a Bracken into the concrete. Slam dunk a Bracken into the trashcan. Crucify filthy Brackens. Defecate in a Bracken's food. Launch Brackens into the Sun. Stir fry Brackens in a wok. Toss Brackens into active volcanoes. Urinate on Bracken boundary stones. Judo throw Brackens into a wood chipper. Twist Bracken heads off. Report Brackens to the Iron Throne. Karate chop Brackens in half. Curb stomp pregnant Brackens. Trap Brackens in quicksand. Crush Brackens in the trash compactor. Liquefy Brackens in a vat of acid. EAT Brackens. Dissect Brackens. Exterminate Brackens in the gas chamber. Stomp Bracken skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate Brackens in the oven. Lobotomize Brackens. Mandatory abortions for Brackenz. Grind Bracken fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown Brackens in fried chicken grease. Vaporize Brackens with Deagonfire. Kick old Brackens down the stairs. Feed Brackens to Dragons. Slice Brackens with an axe.

>>217940039
It's for my headcanon reveal that the Night's King in the books is Bittersteel (somehow).

>Beneath the cold....the bitter steel.

>>217940122
>and drowning in sand
what

>>217940122
It's actually the true meaning of Daeron's prophecy from the first novella. Egg succeeds where Aerion failed and actually turns himself into a dragon, Dunk kills him, and then commits suicide idk

>>217940039
Deep down grrm is just pulp guy

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>>217940039
>what the fuck was he thinking?
ONE THOUSAND EYES AND ONE

>>217940128
Which connects to my theory that westeros is nothing more than the setting of the proxy war between Brackens and Blackwoods

>>217940166
Yes, the Brackens and Blackwoods are the protagonists of history. At the end of the Long Night the last living humans in Westeros will be a Bracken and a Blackwood, and they will fight with rocks and fists, naked and howling, until one prevails and the history of Westeros is finally complete

>the lords won’t listen to me, better sacrifice my family for nukes to become a tyrant and make the lords give their castle to grug the tanner and Jurgen the blacksmith by force
Egg deserved it

>>217940202
>No, you see it's ok because Egg was on the side of the People, and he didn't want to negotiate or engage in politics or any of the actual job of a leader, don't think poorly of him for burning half his family to death because he still had a 14-year-old communist's conception of political change

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>>217940136

>>217940229
This but unironically

>>217939857
I dream it daily, mother too

>>217940361
actually all boomers. would be a festival

>>217940361
>>217940385
>he has boomer parents
Old as fuck

>my main character has a pet dragon which is the sigil of her house and a symbol of her power
>I better come up with a cool and memorable name for this dragon, which is gonna be present throughout my entire series

>>217940438
Viserion is a kick ass name

>>217939972
Honestly I'm surprised Osgrey didn't go full tinfoil on egg and dunk and blame bloodraven's magic when he starts droning on and on about how all the stars aligned for Daemon to lose the war with bittersteel being late, fireball getting killed on the eve of the battle in a freak event, daemon taking care of the kingsguard he had just defeated, bloodraven taking the ridge just at the right time, the rebel houses not sending their full force despite winning the war up until that point, etc.
Fatman lost a chance there to further push his bloodraven conspiracy.

>>217940438
>heh, im cool
as opposed to a stupid fucking name? what's your point retard?

>>217940150
>Egg succeeds where Aerion failed and actually turns himself into a dragon
that would awesome, not gonna lie. imagina targs having the potential to transform into actual dragons locked behind a blood magic paywall

>>217940575
summerhall burnt down because egg succeeded

imagine writing several books with characters so good that people get irate when you don't give them new content then giving them a whole book filled new characters they don't give a single fuck about and saving the favorites for the next book. that's when readers should've realized, george does not like you and he takes great pleasure from your pain.

>>217940202
As we saw from the trial, 99% of the Lords of Westeros deserve to get melted by Dragons and have no honour and are false knights.

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>>217938412
She canonically has great tits.

>>217940647
Finish your books you fat Hollywood addict fuck.

>>217940647
don't listen to the other anon
just take it easy and chill
you don't owe those spoiled brats another book

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>Dickon Flowers, known as the Bastard of Beesbury, fought in the trial of seven in which seven of the Warrior's Sons faced King Maegor I Targaryen and his six champions. Dickon died during the fight.
The hive remembers.

>>217940776
we believe in him

Aerion is kind of like Malekith
If only he had drank more wildfire he would have succeeded

>>217940831
End Times lore isn't canon

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>>217940814
you surely meant, beelieve?
im sure hell be fine.
>Comb and honey, guard me well, or I’ll be stung and sent to hell.

>>217940877
The parts I like are canon though
The parts I dislike are non canon bullshit

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>>217940776
>>217940898

>>217940438
Better than naming your son Dickon

Is Steely Pate related to the Shaved Pate or Pate the pig boy?

Was Aerion just mad in general to drink wildfire, or did a dragon dream he misinterpreted?
If the latter, what could the dream have shown and what would've been the correct interpretation

>>217940965
Aerion didn't misinterpret anything, the maesters poisoned the wildfire so he would not turn into a dragon and burn them all

>>217940983
It is known.

Summerhall burns because you need a true Knight, Dany had Jorah and Egg thought he had Dunk but he never knew the truth

>>217936772
>3 Days, 8 Hours 16 minutes to Episode 5.
I need my fix now.

>>217936811
Which houses are bad at sex?

>>217941025
why there is no another sportsball event

>>217940965
Yeah a dragon dream is the most likely interpretation. He dreamed of Daenerys entering the fire to bring back dragons and like many other Targs he thought he was the one who was supposed to do it. The dreams are often symbolic in their message, so it's easy to misinterpret them.

>>217941045
House Tully, but it only applies to the women. The Tully men are all sex gods.

>>217941045
Obviously house joyless, i mean, house stark

>>217941060
You'd think after the 30th time a Targ dies in a retarded way trying to "fulfill the prophecy" they would learn

>>217941045
Baratheon. Three brothers, no sons. 0/10.

>>217941092
Ashara Dayne killed herself because Eddard gave it to her so good and she knew she’d never get to experience it again.

>>217941109
Robert had a hundred of bastard kids in Kings Landing though

Why did Aegon IV legitimize his bastards? Just to fuck with everyone?

>>217941045
House Smallwood

>>217941109
>no legitimate sons
ftfy, Bobby B rivaled Aegon IV in how many bastards he sired

>>217941129
>>217941139
Cersei said he was a shit lay.

>>217941134
Yes.
He didn’t believe Daeron was his so he just dropped a nuke on his way out.

>>217941103
Retargs are all consumed by hubris.

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// B A R L E Y C O R N \\

>>217941134
Because Daemon was his eldest son and heir

>>217941150
Because he never wanted to fuck her, especially after she miscarried.

>>217941150
Because he had to get himself close to blackout drunk in order to have sex with Cersei

>>217941060
>He dreamed of Daenerys entering the fire to bring back dragons
Ahhh
something like that makes a lot of sense.