No good threads in the theater anon? I feel ya man. Here’s a free popcorn on the house
Did that theater worker who gave me a free popcorn and told me to pick any candy I wanted like me?
>>217944712He sure did buddy. Have some extra butter ON THE HOUSE *wink*
>>217944657Does it come with an extra large tub of butter?
>>217944657I heard that guy gets laid a lot since he went viral.
>>217944729Extra large tub of butter? You got it!>>217944734Rumors of my weight loss have been greatly exaggerated
>>21794465714$ an hour for this buffoonery
>>217944764It’s more like $10.50/hour plus tips for his stupid little tricks
say what you will, a man who does a good job is nothing to besmirch, even if all he does is sling popcorn
>>217944657Is that the Chris Farley of popcorn scooping?
>>217944657>>217944722>on the housewhat is this his catchphrase now? i hate this board
>>217944785if this fool ever tried to spin my popcorn id hop over the counter and fuck his ass
>>217944792He’s more likable than Chris Farley, I would say he’s the John Candy of popcorn
>>217944798What?
>>217944806have you tried ungaying yourself
>>217944818Are you fucking retarded?
>>217944847for this reply, it's on the house, and no
>>217944657>puts different layers of popcorn in-between the butter, then spins it so everything gets evenly butteredThat's awesome. I want some popcorn from this guy, it feels like he actually knows what he's doing.
>>217944861large lads know the strats
>>217944861Anons shit on him for his antics but it’s actually a very effective method of buttering your popcorn. He’s a true goynnoisseur
>>217944657>>217944722>NOOOOOOOOOOOOO you're supposed to go to work and be all gloomy, grumpy. and sarcastic and hate the people you serve!Zoomers are so mindbroken today and incapable of working that it boggles their minds to imagine that someone might actually enjoy their job.
>>217944657>Stop doing a dance routine and just make the popcorn you fat fuck
>>217944892AI will never replace popcorn guy! DELETE THIS SLOP
how's his crab leg game?
I hate lazy wagies but I hate enthusiastic wagies a lot more.
>>217944987Popcorn guy would sit on your back until you drown in a puddle of goyslop seed oil for that comment. Try to show a little respect
>>217944798>zoomer discovers phrase older than him>gets confused and angry for no reasonmany such cases
>>217944873>>217944861That isn’t butter you fucking retarded GOYIM. Its fucking seedoils and they make you gay, fat, and retarded.
>>217944722Layering the fake butter like that makes him better than 99% of people doing the job
>>217944999I’ve heard the phrase but popcorn guy says it all the time like it’s his catchphrase. Suck his obese tiddies harder next time unc
>>217945041Bro live a little. A little popcorn with butter isn’t going to kill you sheesh
>>217944818ESLs haven't heard the term "on the house" apparently>>217944785A fellow boomersoul, I agree
>you see im REALLY good at earning money for mr. bergstein!!!ill never understand wageslaves that do more than the bare minimum
>>217944878The thing is you agreed to be there. You agreed to do it for the offered wage and all that. So then bitching about it is like calling yourself retarded. >This decision I made SUCKS. I'm gonna mope and whine about it endlessly
>>217945052niggerfaggot
>>217945080And yes I am mixed race, so what
>>217945071ITS NOT BUTTER. SHUT THE FUCK UP OR FUCK OFF YOU DUMB FAGGOT NIGGER
>>217945090The issue is not with that, it’s that he’s a wagie who does MORE than what he’s supposed to do and gets nothing for it. He’s literally worse than a janny
>>217944764>is that a wagie finding ways to enjoy his shitty job? OFF WITH HIS HEAD
>popcorn flavored with artificial popcorn flavoring gets an extra dousing in vegetable oil butter substitutekek do amerishart cattle really?
>>217945103BUTTER SUCK THEM TIDDIES
>>217945123Blissfully nigger cattle
>>217945106>he’s a wagie who does MORE than what he’s supposed to do and gets nothing for itHe's making his job fun anon and he appears to get enjoyment out of it. He's not taking on more responsibility and failing to ask for additional compensation.
>>217944657On the house? More like on the floor. I see a few kernels being g-forced out in these webms
>>217945192He’s making his coworkers look bad, now management will be like “oh why aren’t you fags flipping popcorn like a jackass?”
>>217945189Not all of us are lucky enough to mooch off mommy our whole lives.
>>217944657>>217944722he slangin'
>>217945232He does his job just as good as the next guy he just has fun while doing it. He's not making anyone look bad. You could actually say he's making the work environment more fun and lively for everyone and increasing their own work enjoyment.Also again he's not demonstrating any increased performance that'll grant him more money and responsibility like becoming manager. He's just having some fun. Like someone dancing while they work.
>>217944892holy shit he leveled up
>>217944657this guy still works at my cinemark and its crazy he got famousive seen him get 100 dollar tips and hes actually good at the popcorn thing instead of it just being a way to fuck with people like 2 years ago
>>217945388>MY GOOD GOY LEVEL IS OVER 9000>>217945442Bullshit. Post video
>>217944878He's happy because he's retarded. Your perfect little worker!
>>217944999He's not a zoomer he's foreign and a zoomer.
>>217944764That's a classically trained professional popcorn jockey, it used to be a highly respected job in golden age of cinema
>>217945462>>217945540>UH I DON'T WORK NOT BECAUSE I'M UNEDUCATED, FAT, AND LAZY IT'S BECAUSE I'LL NEVER BE GOY CATTLE WORKING FOR JEWS SO GET BACK IN THE CAGE WAGIE HAHA GOTTEM
>>217945442has he lost any weight?
>>217945052It would be a lot less embarrassing if you were just esl and didn't know the phrase
>>217944734>>217944722>>217944748>>217944785>>217944861>>217945442Stop shilling your 20 seconds of fame for acting like a clown and lose some weight you fat fuck
>>217945237I mooch off your mommy
>>217944987the only based and white anon ITT.
I DID HAVE BREAKFAST TODAY
That shit will kill you, ameribros
>>217945893if all fat people died, the world would be a better place
>>217945936You would need to import more foreigners to replace those fatties.
>>217945965piece of shit how about i import a boot up your ass
>>217945971KekThe math is simple, anon. You either have babies or import people. The capitalists don't want to give women some rest, nor the men a raise, so you have to import foreigners. Don't kill the messenger.
>>217945604yes
>>217946000The labor force halves. Wages double. Women no longer need to work. Simple as
>>217946010And your productivity tanks to Brazil levels kekIts not happening. They have to get in.
>>217946026>muh productivityinfinite growth is unsustainable
>>217946057I agree with you. We should probably set lower levels of growth. It would be way better for everyone involved. But that requires World Government and that's dangerous territory. It requires unseen levels of coordination and our especies haven't ascended to that level of mutual understanding, so we are lost in a zero sum game.
>>217946026women and browns are not "productive". We barely even have an economy anymore and they certainly don't help
>>217946319OK
>>217946057that's because population growth is unsustainable. people need to stop breeding. 3rd worlders should be chemically castrated for the betterment of mankind
>>217944764Do you find that unsanctionable?
>>217945595Wagie ressentiment
>>217945595Right? It sounds like weird bitter copium to just call a guy having fun at his job and giving people a show "good goy" like this is part of some Jewish conspiracy. >>217946654Tell us more about your self-employed Aryan business.
>>217946692I'm sorry you realized you were Sisyphus after too many wasted years of your life you will never get back, wagie, but don't hold resentment towards the enlightened ones.
Stop picking on the wagecucks. Somebody has to piss away the best years of their life doing shit they hate and it damn sure isn't going to be me. I salute them.
>>217946801>>217947085tell me "enlightened ones" how does someone enjoy the best years of their life without any money? do you pick up girls in your mom's minivan and bring them home to your childhood bedroom? kek maybe show them your video game collection that your parents bought you growing up?in reality you're a couple of fat virgin neckbeards sitting terminally behind a computer in your mom's basement with a smug look on your face while you shitpost on 4chan trying to drown out your mom yelling in the background for you to move out and get a job lmao
>>217947085>stop picking on the wagecuckswagies deserve it
>>217947344It's not your fault your life was wasted. You were dealt an unfair hand by malevolent forces. Absolve yourself of this ressentiment, cast out the phantasms in your mind, and be free my child.
