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>Don't fucking scream at me you dumbfuck you
>look at you with your stupid crown, fucking 48% body fat
>and you, you scrawny albino one eyed bastard
>fuck you guys

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>>217957642

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Which adaptation will have the REAL Iron Throne?

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HE BORE THE SWORD

>>217957688
it's already startin

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>>217957642
>fight trial by combat against the wretched Longinch to save your tiny redhead waifu
>pass out after narrow victory where you secured her freedom and dignity
>wake up three days later, she's already married and fucked the BIG CHEQUY COCK

Is there any bigger schmuck in Westeros than Dunk the Cuck

>>217957688
>HE BORE THE SWORD

that's not even blackfyre in his hand

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....semoc eH

>>217957717
he got to fuck her first

>>217957717
A knight is to be strong
A knight is to be brave
A knight is to be just
But most of all:
A knight is to be used

>>217957717
She had already fucked like 6 dudes before Dunk even met her

High body count for a noble lady

>>217957832
she was making the 7

>>217957717
her pussy is haunted so maybe he was better off

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TAOOBA!

>>217957678
I know dunk is a tard but doesn't knightly virtue include slavish loyalty to the crown in this world

has there ever been any better jousting kino than this? I can't think of any
no a knight's tale pales in comparison

>>217957976
A Knight's Tale blows this shit out of the fucking water and you're crazy to think otherwise.

>>217957995
not enough gay orgies

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I'd like to think Eustace was able to get one kid out of Rohanne before he died just to keep the dream alive.

>>217957945
This is a good point because no one in Westeros has ever rebelled against the crown.

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>>217957976

>>217958068
egg ranks as the top 5 worst things to ever happen to the targ dynasty

Duncan runs off with Queen Betha Blackwood and they live happily ever after in Essos.

>>217955880
>created the greatest and finacially succesful mercenary groups
this is like being the smartest retard, essosi sellswords are such a joke that a group of exiled losers instantly became the top dogs because they know basic tactics(still bum tier by Westeros standards) and don't turncloak the instant a fight starts. The golden company is a meme that got bootyblasted every time they returned to Westeros and fought non-subhumans

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>>217957642
>t-the seven r reel!
>proceeds to be the only mainstream pantheon that doesn't have any proof of its legitimacy besides "j-just trust me bro!!"
erm sevenchuds how do we respond?!?!?!

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>>217957976
The literal movie that has a jousting kino as its entire premise.

>>217958196
Pic not related

>>217958227
sorry meant for >>217958074

>>217958196
matt damon's face doesn't work for period pieces

is westerosi politics just entirely fake?
>iron bank of bravos funds everything and picks winners and losers
>faceless men are a medieval CIA who manipulate events
>you can just buy entire armies in a pinch

>>217958074
got the Tyrell webm?

>>217958260
the whole of asoif is retarded because gurm wrote two entities who are ultimately to blame for every single thing
westeros
>everything was preplanned and done by bloodraven
essos
>everything was preplanned and done by the iron bank of shlomos
i dont know why he even bothers making all this shit about muh characters and muh human heart conflict and muh gardening writing style if every decision ultimately benefits either one of these two entities and everyone else is just fluff to pad their goals

>>217958255
>matt damon's face doesn't work for period pieces
I don't know why you're right, but you are right

>>217958281
no

>>217958196
>film about 2 modern fags fighting
>really it's about a strong, powerful, brave, woman with all the answers who's the only one to survive a nuclear apocalypse because she bypassed the cumpressor

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>>217958281
GROWING STRONG NIGGAAA

>>217958255
Adam "I drive" Driver doesn't really work either
Wouldn't exactly leave Ben Affleck out of it either but he's not either of the protagonists

>>217958356
this shit never gets old kek

thanks anon

>>217958361
nah adam driver's face does work, not everything else about him does

>>217958255
>>217958327
because he looks like an irish peasant farmer.

>>217958371
not really, he's just a step closer as he has a weird face. it doesn't really fit and doesn't look noble or aristocratic or battle hardened.
also doesn't make sense how he can defend himself at all in the fight when it's been established he's never gone to war and just dodges everything thanks to his butt-buddy

>>217958294
it's crazy how badly he's fucked things up, probably why he can't finish the series
>create hack aegon prophecy
>introduce bloodraven in the 4th book
>only way to justify his beloved Targshits is to have the conclusion of the series be a prophecy baby saving the world to justify all their retardation
>goes against all his anti-feudalism and anti-monarchy BS because he's created a scenario where the world is saved by a magical royal bloodlines
as much as he bitches about Tolkien and traditional fantasy he's stuck with what would be the corniest chosen hero ending possible, even if he tries to make the aftermath bittersweet

>>217957945
No, knights are a faith of the seven thing primarily.

>>217958508
did nothing wrong award

>>217957717
grrm is just a nggr

I'm not a bookfag, is there some mystic reason in the books as to why Aerys was insane like he's being manipulated by controlled or something

>>217958592
Maester conspiracy.

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>swords
>lances, warhammers
>AXES
>valyrian steel sword duels cool

i'd like to join the lists, my weapon of choice?

>>217958592
bloodraven

>>217958592
he had always been kind of a dickhead king who didn't get along well with tywin and his court, but he was noticeably more insane after he was rescued from the defiance of duskendale, where he was captured and held for ransom.

>>217958592
He was raped in captivity countless times at duskendale

>>217958611
i'd be too much of a pussy to use that even if it always looks fun

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Cute and canon!

>>217958611
the fact that we haven't seen anyone wield one yet is what keeping this from being true medieval kino television

>>217958164
>nymeria operating off Arya's subconscious thoughts has raised an army of hundreds of wolves and is making it impossible for Lannister and Frey armies to move in the Riverlands
>arya not even properly trained as a warg
>warg assassins would be even more dangerous than the Faceless Men, able to directly kill or poison you anywhere
>somehow the andals were able to take over Westeros
GRRM is a fucking hack, skinchanging is a busted ability

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>>217958592
He was pretty batshit to begin with and got worse as literally everyone was plotting to overthrow him.

>>217958592
1. Targshits have insanity in their genetics
2. Got buckbroken in a dungeon for a month
3. Massive inferiority complex due to his superior hand and heir
4. Varys wispering sweet little lies in his ears to quicken the targ downfall
5. The high lords WERE actually planning shit behind his back so extra reason to be paranoid.
6. Summerhall trauma
7.something something bloodraven/quathe/marwyn/alchemists guild/maesters using him for their 5D chess

The deck was completely stacked against aerys

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>His eldest daughter had turned out to be a slut. When Ami was caught in the stables with no fewer than three grooms, he'd been forced to marry her off to a bloody hedge knight.
>That situation could not possibly get any worse, he'd thought . . . until Ser Pate decided he could win renown by defeating Ser Gregor Clegane. Ami had come running back a widow, to Merrett's dismay and the delight of every stablehand in the Twins
NO FEWER THAN THREE

Aerys II wasn’t even that bad by Targ standards and the conversation between Arya and the old man at Harrenhall where he wishes Aerys was in charge shows him burning a couple nobles doesn’t mean anything to the realm

>>217958738
Why does Varys want a Targ downfall at that point though?

My buddy, Dunk. He alright, yes sir

>>217958785
Varys is a blackfyre

>>217958592
He was kidnapped and tortured. He was already a bit off, so that took him to the extreme after being poisoned by his own men. Not everything has to be supernatural.

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>>217958829

>>217958785
>>217958799
or a descendant of Aerion whereas Aerys comes from Egg's bloodline

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>>217958851
Golden company would only ever back a blackfyre

>>217958785
Varys didn't lie when he said that Rhaegar wanted to remove him. The tourney of Harrenhall had the purpose of Rhaegar to meet with men that could be loyal to him. Aerys going caught him by surprise, but they were still in good terms.
Rhaegar told Jaime that he should have done something about his father long ago. He didn't live in KL, he had his own spies at court. I can see why Varys saw he had the obligation to tell Aerys something was wrong.

>>217958770
We all had her, but I would marry her
And that makes me a better man than all of you

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>>217958851
maybe but then why help blackfyres

>>217958785
Cant do a fake targ restoration if the targs are still in power I guess...or maybe he had some ancestral bitterseethe in him and just did it for the lolz.

My headcanon is he mainly wanted to prevent a semi competent targ (reagar) ascending the throne in the future and saw the reign of aerys as the perfect moment to topple a dynasty.

>>217958880
Based Redwyne, goated house.

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>>217958845
Sexo with the Bolton doomer girl

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>>217958898

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how do you get mogged by your 14 year old brother bros

>>217958880
Where is this from? Ice and Fire?

>>217958911
lmao Aemon's face

>>217958919
The text is from Fire and Blood re: the Maiden's Day Cattle Show. The art is from some Tumblr person.

>>217958911
what was this nigga's problem btw

>>217958919
Fire and Blood, Aegon III reign

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>>217958845

Henry Cavill can't fucking act people just like him because he's "SUCH A HECKIN NERD" just like us

>>217958911
i don't think Daeron was bothered by this at all desu, sword wasnt suited for him

>>217958932
Makes sense he would be pissed, his son is being passed over on receiving Blackfyre and the realm

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>>217959012

>>217957680
Is it really too hard to make a big mockup with the budget they have

>>217959012
Aemon is a kingsguard, they have no children

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>>217958911
reminder neither daeron nor daemon were sons of aegon iv

>>217959029
Who is dunk and lucamore strong

>>217959029
jaime lannister???

can't wait for sunday broz

>>217959050
>mfw Aemon doublecucked Aegon
>The civil war was between Aemonspawns

>>217959050
>reminder neither daeron nor daemon were sons of aegon iv
they were both aemon's sons

>>217959050
>>217959073
Aemon only loved Naerys
who would be Daemon's father ?

>>217959050
baelor is daemon's father, queen daena raped him and he fasted till he died for the sin of it

aemon is daeron's father

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>>217959106

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>>217959129
same hairline

>>217959030
Appreciate the effort

>>217959129
>Ngghhhh.... bratty little sister... tempting me... in need of correction....

>>217959114
>baelor is daemon's father
this would be truly ironic because nobody would expect that given Baelor's father, both in westeros and irl
this would be in keeping with GRRM's subversion if Baelor instead of getting raped by Daena (unlikely) actually gave in his pulsions and lusts just for one time in his whole holy life, that would better explain the penitential fast
same with Aemon with his reputation as perfect knight who follows his vows but ends up sleeping with the queen

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>>217958910
Not even Daenaera's smile could save that poor fucker.

>>217959168
>if Baelor instead of getting raped by Daena (hot as fuck)
fitfy

>>217959171
Aegon payed the price for his parents crimes. A swift execution by Aegon II would have been more merciful

>>217959171
Aegon.... had a hard life.

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>>217958770
"ALL Crakehall Women are SLUTS" - Wise Walder Frey

>GRRM only good vibe non-edgelord books are about dunking an egg
Bravo Fat Fuck! You win the English Breakfast Throne. Father of Donuts.

>>217959129
That explains why he was so crestfallen at Daena's pregnancy he starved himself to death, it was his moral failure, not hers.
Based Aegon IV gave the sword to the RIGHTFUL KING

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>>217959129
>>217959142
>>217959168

wait i kind of see it

>>217959280
>daena
>targaryen archer main
wait a minute

Dance of dragons: both sides have a claim, and both sides are shitty villains

Blackfyre rebellion: neither side had a claim, and both sides were heroes

seeing as highgarden is the bread basket of the seven kingdoms, why didn't orlenna just salt the earth out of spite

>>217958898
Why did her father think her holding a doll would be a selling point?

>>217959292
kino

>>217959292
Heroes on both sides you say

>>217959129
>>217959278
that actually makes the whole Blackfyre storyline even more ironic and tragic , they're actually coming from an even more senior bloodline than that of the Unworthy
It's possible that members of the family may have been aware of their secret descent from Baelor (and maybe a few select members of their supporters as well) which causes them to think of themselves as the most worthy heirs to the throne
maybe when Griff will have his real parentage revealed, GRRM will reveal Baelor's fault as well

>>217959302
Makes her look motherly?

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>>217959280
The three brats were too much for Baelor to handle.

>>217959301
Because spite against others is no good reason to beggar your family for generations

>>217959301
Salting the earth of a whole ass kingdom is not easy or quick to do, it's quite impractical and she was taken by surprise, she expected to win the war

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>>217958656
:)

>>217958845
1. Barba (if she doesn't have icy blue eyes)
2. Patricia
gap
3. Myrielle
4. Ellyn
5. Alyssa
6. Henrietta
7. Moriah
8. Anya
9.Daenaera
power gap
10. slut
power gap bigger that the wall
11. Barba (with icy eyes)

>>217959352
I suppose. In the scenario in question though to me it comes across more that she is someway mentally stunted.

>>217957642
Can Dunk be called a... based retard?

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>>217958880
>redwyne
>not a redhead
lol retarded tumblr artist

>>217959374
What a nice brother, making sure his king is alright
Aegon should order a golden statue be built in his honor

>>217959341
Only one who actually could tell is Daena.

and season 2 maintaining this quality...I shuposhe, thatsh off the table as well then?

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>>217959389

>>217959378
>10. slut
That's just how pure maiden dress in Lys

>>217959073
>>217959087
>>217959114
what if the real subversion is that Aemon never broke his vows and Daeron really is the Unworthy's son whereas Daemon isn't thus making Aegon V ironically completely wrong

>>217959291
oh no

>>217959419
Season 2's story isn't as flashy it's basically just one duel and a old man yelling at clouds.

>>217959435
this one is my favorite

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>>217959433
>pure
>Lysene woman

>>217959418
maybe she told Daemon Blackfyre in his childhood who was his real father and lied to the Unworthy that he was his son

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>>217959341
>>217959292
>Dance of dragons: both sides have a claim, and both sides are shitty villains
>Blackfyre rebellion: neither side had a claim, and both sides were heroes
and you could have it all, my empire of dirt

>>217959341
Daemon being Baelor's father would actually be ironic given Ser Eustace's (and maybe other Blackfyre supporters as well) contempt of Baelor and admiration of Daemon

>>217959462
That would mean she fucked both Aegon 4 and Baelor in the fitting time, thus making it impossible to know the father with certainty, even for her.

>>217959461
She's huh
Pure of heart

>>217959168
my new headcanon till george says otherwise

>>217959480
it would be a repeat of ser allister and jon snow lol

>>217959168
>Baelor's father
meant Baelor's reputation

>pre-ASOIAF events are more interesting than ASOIAF
why is this

>>217959487
She fucked Moon Boy for all we know

>>217959512
who is that ?

>>217959280
why is daena so hot

>>217959517
pre-ASOIAF doesn't concern itself with how the plot is moving

dexter is the goat

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>>217957642

>>217959493
>expecting fat fuck to put his foot down about anything
George Lucas School of Anything-Goes Sophistry, class of 1967

>>217959435
>Aegon V
meant Aegon IV

>>217959533
Lady Hightower(née Tarly)

>>217959517
Combination of there being less insight into it that enables theorising, but given it is 'history' it is not open ended like the main series (that is not going to get finished) meaning theorising actually has a structure to work within.

>>217959517
That's not the case at all, the asoiaf civil war is kino of the highest order

The difference is that we actually know how the lore events ended, even if we lack the details, so we have stuff to actually discuss
On the other hand main ASOIAF has been 15 years in stasis
Daenerys has been missing from mereen for 15 years, victarion has been about to enter battle for 15 years, Jon has been dead for 15 years, Aegon has been sitting in the stormlands for 15 years etc etc

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>>217959129
>ooooohhhh the Seven

>>217957680
How did they sit here for hours?

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>>217959539
I wonder if he'll keep acting after this, or turn into a recluse like Gleeson

>>217959534
she is the perfect equilibred mix of feminine and tomboy

>Season 2 promo tour
>Dexter leaks a 98% finished Winds of Winter
>"I knicked it from him when he wasn't looking"

>>217959480
another layer of irony is that the secret descendants of Baelor got beaten at Redgrass field by a prince named after Baelor (Breakspear)

>>217959572
he carried the fucking dynasty

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>>217959591
KING IN THE FANDOM

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>>217959280
theres no way baelor resisted bratty 10/10 toboyish lil sister

>>217959572
>fuck my stupid chud son
such is the fate of every good Targ king

>>217959280
is it just a coincidence that daemon's mom was fond of archery and he would grow up to be killed by another targaryen fond of archery

So I just started The Hedge Knight, they aged up characters for GoT too but with Dunc it makes a lot more sense for him to be 16-17 like he is in the story than 25-30 than he is in the show. At least with the way he's treated and not as surprising he was never knighted

HAS HONOR DESERTED THE NOBLE BOARDS OF 4CHAN? I WILL NOT BELIEVE IT IS SO

>>217959639
>baelor praying the horny away
>daena looking bored
>blackfyre sword in the background
lol

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>>217959697
>honor
>4chan
Not even once

>>217959639
I think he'd resist as best he could, but he was physically weak.
She definitely raped him at least once.
Thus the maidenvault.

the whole middle period of Targaryen rule (basically from the end of the Dance of Dragons to the time of first Blackfyre rebellion) is so fucking interesting
all these theories about who cucked whom and who is the real father/son of any character; the Unworthy, the Dragonknight, the Blessed, the Good, the bearer of Blackfyre...
the funny thing is that for this whole period the incestuous marriage is what makes it so ambiguous, since there are so many Targaryen princes and princesses and they all look the same, all these theories could be plausible for all we know
this is different from when Rhaenyra openly flaunted in court kids who didn't looked like her or her husband and that everyone but Viserys in his willfull blindess could see the truth
or even when Aegon IV had kids with non-Targ women, it is expected that they won't have the exact Targ look or even more Daeron's legitimate half dornish kids
if the Targs weren't so intent on keeping their blood pure, ironically there wouldn't be such doubt

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>>217959478
THREE BRATS FOUGHT OVER A SWORD AND A WHORE AND THE SEVEN KINGDOMS BLED

any good dunk and or aerion edits
they must go hard.

what the fuck was Varys' problem anyway

>>217959751
>Thus the maidenvault.
so he wasn't actually unfairly imprisoning them, he was just protecting himself ?
I saw female fans actually reproach Baelor for that because they regarded it as sexist abuse on his part, that would be ironic...

>>217959572
>implying Viserys didn't enable their retardation so that he could rule as hand and so his son from a Lyseni whore could sit the throne
it's canon that people suspected he poisoned Baelor, he also allowed Daeron to be crowned at 14 with no regent knowing the retard would instantly attack Dorne before getting married and securing his own heir

>>217959797
getting his dick and balls cut off

>>217959639
she's just asking for big bro dick

>>217959756
>if the Targs weren't so intent on keeping their blood pure
They would just be normal lords, and lose all legitimacy
The dragon blood is what gave them the 7 kingdoms, diluting it is folly, especially if they find a way to get dragons back

If anything, the stupid part was not having 20 children each to ensure to have hundreds of dragon blood valyrians in a couple of generations

>>217959797
Blackfyre.

>>217959756
>the whole middle period of Targaryen rule (basically from the end of the Dance of Dragons to the time of first Blackfyre rebellion) is so fucking interesting

my favorite targ era behind the reign of jaehaerys I

>>217959824
too many heirs can be a bigger problem than no heirs (see the Dance)

Daena should've been ruling Queen.
Even sluttier than Aegon the Unworthy.
Each of her Queensguard would've gotten a turn

any place where i can get the audiobooks?

based dexter shitting on grrm and leaking everything
https://x.com/entitstrange/status/2022138182339637370
https://x.com/adragondemands/status/2022362872236687390

>>217959797
He had his balls cut off I don't think he had much to lose anymore in trying to purge the royals and start a revolution.

>>217959895
if Daena was Jaehaerys's daughter i think he might've actually killed her, or she would've killed him

>>217959824
>They would just be normal lords, and lose all legitimacy
they were just normal lords, actually worse because they were complete degenerates who ruled like morons. Most unrealistic thing is that they didn't get overthrown a century earlier

>If anything, the stupid part was not having 20 children each to ensure to have hundreds of dragon blood valyrians in a couple of generations
they were too busy being kinslayers and their inbreeding resulted in at least half of their kids being stillborn monsters

>>217959927
>henry cavill as daemon blackfyre or possibly bittersteel
holy based

>>217959895
>>217959949
nah, at least Daena was whore between her brothers, she kept it in the family

>>217959895
Gatehouse Daena...

>>217959478
can someone explain this meme, I recognise Bloodraven but who are the other people

Why are Targ princesses such BRATS

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>>217958537
Lady Anon speaks harshly, but truly.

>>217959981
ughhh targ bratty princesses need westerosi correction

>>217959974
the meme is that the entire generation got fucked

from left ro right
bloodraven
aegor rivers (bittersteel)
daemon blackfyre
quentyn ball (fireball)
baelor (breakspear) targaryen
maekar targaryen
aerys I
rhaegel

>>217959961
>>henry cavill as daemon blackfyre or possibly bittersteel
Anon, he doesn't say anything about what role Cavill will play.
Also he could just play Osgrey's son that died during the war and that Rohanne loved.

>>217959974
left to right: bloodraven, bittersteel, daemon blackfyre, ?, baelor, maekar, aerys, rhaegel

>>217959478
well at least shiera and daenerys got happy endings

>>217959981
Honestly they get constantly corrected, like Aerea, Balerion showed her she shouldn't play around with the BIG BLACK DRAGON.

imagine being a lord of the seven kingdoms and only the martells and the baratheons get a BRAT targ princess to wed
I'd rebel too

>>217959824
The sibling fucking did not help at all in their legitimacy. Even when they had dragons people will not happy the Targaryens. Maegor had to brutally supress the Faith of the Seven and lords of the realm in their rebellion against the Targaryens as their was such opposition to them being abominations of incest and practicing polygamy. The conflict only fully got resolved with Jaehaerys doing a negotiated settlement that came off all the violence that had came before it. When there were dragons there was an argument to be made for the incest as to limit the amount of people outside of the Targaryens having dragons and, as wonky as it may actually be either in-universe or the meta (given how Daenerys is so far removed from Aegon the Conqueror in being pure Valyrian and how genetic in general are what they are in the setting), keeping ability in the the bloodline. When the dragons had gone the Targaryens were doing something everyone from the smallfolk to the nobility to the religions of Westeros considered weird and fucked up. So there is that general negativity being directed to the Targaryens plus the Targaryens failing to build alliances to support their shaky rule. The whole idea of Targaryens being closer to gods then men only has weight when the Targaryens had dragons - and as already said, even when they had dragons people still rebelled.

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>>217960097
>the biggest Targ brat princess of them all
>lives a happy life estranged from the family
>might still be alive during the Dance laughing her ass off at her family self destructing

one problem with the Daemon BF son of Baelor theory is why Daena refused to reveal his father then
she wanted Baelor to do his duty and impregnate her all along, wouldn't she tell everyone if he finally did it ?
unless she feared maybe that either Viserys I or Aegon IV would kill the child if they knew his real father to take the throne ?

>>217959981
because they are forced to marry their twink brothers who are too weak to keep them in line. Notice how the only time Rhaenyra was anything close to sane was when Harwin Strong was treating her like a whore. Same goes for all the Targ women who married outside the family

>>217960130
>might still be alive during the Dance laughing her ass off at her family self destructing
she certainly would revel at Jaehaerys's legacy getting ruined but she would be very old then

>>217960165
>the only time Rhaenyra was anything close to sane
she literally tried to pass his bastards as legitimate heirs

>>217960157
>unless she feared maybe that either Viserys I or Aegon IV would kill the child if they knew his real father to take the throne ?
maybe or maybe she was unsure who the father was or maybe gaslit aegov IV into believing he was the father so she was hoping it would all sort itself out anyways, or maybe there is no subversion

>>217960165
That's why Haelena isn't a brat: aegon is a real man!

>>217960130
>When Alysanne wept, saying the Lyseni had turned Saera into a whore, Jaehaerys proclaimed that she had always been one. After Saera's betrayal and abandonment, it is said that King Jaehaerys was never again the same as he had been.
>Jaehaerys forbade Alysanne from keeping in contact with Saera. Alysanne defied the king, however, and hired agents to keep watch over Saera. Following the death of three of Saera's sisters, Alyssa, Daella, and Viserra, within a span of five years, Queen Alysanne begged King Jaehaerys to bring Saera home. Jaehaerys refused to do so, declaring he did not want to hear her name again, and discouraged Alysanne from going to Lys herself.[1]
>Alysanne would write to Saera every now and then, although Saera would never reply. Saera, infamous but wealthy, left Lys for Volantis a few years before 99 AC.[1] In Volantis, she became the proprietor of a famous pleasure house.[3]
On the name of the seven...

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>>217959981
They were royalty it comes with the territory.

>>217957688
He'd be perfect as the Longinch. Why aren't people speculating him playing as that role and instead want him as a Targ?

>>217960217
what is Saera Targaryen's line and Daemon Blackfyre's line linked up

>>217959575
Gleason is back to acting.

>>217960257
maelys blackfyre

>>217959591
> "what are they gonna do? Fire me?"
I mean... He's the star, they can't.

>>217960130
After banging Saera I'm sure Braxton "Stinger" Beesbury died a happy man

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This was genius
It was impossible to predict, Gurm really is a fiction genius

>>217959756
>>217959859
I have taken a mental habit of dividing Targ history in early, middle and late periods after the practice of real historian of dividing big periods or dynasties or regimes in similar terms (the middle roman republic, the early middle ages, the late Ming, etc...)
it goes something like this:
early Targaryen period ; from the Conquest to the death of Maegor (or to the midpoint of Jaehaery's reign)
the golden age or the early middle Targ period; the reign of Jaehaerys (or its later part) and Viserys to the Dance of Dragons
the middle Targ period; from the Regency of Aegon III to Daeron I
the late Targaryen period; from the time of Egg and Dunk to Robert's rebellion (or Daenerys's adventures in Essos)
when you use this paradigm, you can actually see how House Targaryen went from its rough beginnings and consolidation through troubles to triumph and the golden period withe Dance as and intermediate crisis and then its uncertain middle period full of glory but also plots and finally the family facing increasingdifficulties with the Blackfyres, the failed reforms of Egg and Summerhall and finally Robert coming in close succession

>>217960432
zaddy

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Did this guy know jon was a targaryen

>>217958845
>TFW no Bolton gf

will there be some velaryon niggas in dunk'n'egg

>>217960541
probably not no, Ned and Howland are probably the only ones alive who do know

>>217960551
they're completely irrelevant after the dance

>>217960541
nigga he's fucking blind and has been living in iceville for 80 years

>>217960570
stupid nigga corlys let some crackers take over fishing

>>217958970
while kino it's good that this didn't happen
a targ BRAT princess mixed with Bolton would've been way too yandere

>>217960541
>>217960566
>>217960574
Rhaegar and Aemon were raven pals. Aemon was probably egging him on to find some sweet northern snatch. Bet that old codger knew who all the best whores in Mole’s Town.

SEX WITH BAELOR BREAKSPEAR

>>217960574
aren't some of them magic though

>>217959591
Ear status?

>>217960606
he only fucks chinese twinks and femboys

Sex with Gwin Ashford.

>>217960664
you're big and dumb, anon

Sex with the most chaste pure beautiful Asoiaf girl

>>217960658
SEX WITH BAELOR BREAKSPEAR

>>217960687
which is?

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>>217960680
I want her to call me big and dumb, among other things...

>>217960694
Lollys Stokeworth.

>>217960570
>>217960590
Aurane Waters the bastard of driftmark turned pirate with the royal fleet would like a word with you but George will never write the follow-up to whatever happened there

>>217960687
that would be her I think
https://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Rhaena_Targaryen_(daughter_of_Aegon_III)

>>217960697
>all this jousting has taken it is toll
Burn this heretic.

post some phia, i wanna jack it

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>>217960700
Show Lollys was QT3.14

>>217960703
so a single bastard, thats the best house velaryion has to offer?

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for me its always been and always will be melly sanders

>>217960726
His half brother heir to Driftmark declared for S T A N N I S so give them some slack

>>217960708
Yep. That's her.
>no children
Based Baelor for keeping her pure but he should've had the honour

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>>217960664
>>217960697

>>217960708
…that’s an incredibly descriptive breakdown of a 14 year old’s breasts you’ve written there, George.

>>217960763
Fuckkk
Westeros is the best brehs

>>217960703
that wouldn't be too much of a problem of we never know what he became
the character served his purpose which was to show us how insane, superficial, arrogant and dumb Cersei truly is since she's ready to entrust an entire fleet to someone simply because his looks remind her of her teenage crush

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>all the posts before this about brats, and
>>217960773
>>217960763
>>217960697
>>217960680
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>>217960817

Things got real indian in here real quick

>>217960839
I just wanted to talk shit about the velaryons
buncha loser nogs

>>217960817
So like what's the deal

You win the tourney, name her Queen of Love and Beauty, and then?

Do you get to sit with her at a feast? Does that kick off the courtship that eventually leads to marriage? Would a minor lord's daughter like Gwin even be on the radar of any of the knights competing?

>>217960839
More like things got real GRRM in here real quick.

>>217960839
first time in a grrm thread?

>>217957642
Reminder that Lady Rohanne fully bamboozled Dunk the Lunk and killed Sir Useless like the rest of her husbands and finally got married to the rich Chad Lannister.

So what was Dunk doing during the War of the Five Kings?

>>217960901
Escorting Bran to Bloodraven.

>>217960765
you're aware of all the age gaps that would drive TikTok crazy if they knew in this series right ?

>>217960901
Chillin' north of the wall with his old buddy Bloodraven (they became close friends when he escorted him to the Wall)

gurm has seen the accidental spoiler and has added another 10 years to the wow release

>>217960893
People do overlook this, Rohanne played the long con game and ended up with a Lannister, but chances are she tried the same trick and she just wasn't good enough.
Eustace lost
Longinch lost
Dunk lost

>>217960866
>>217960876
brown hands typed this post

>>217960924
and not just girls
https://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Ceryse_Hightower
>Ceryse was twenty-three, whereas Maegor was thirteen years old.[5][4][1] Maegor boasted to having consummated the marriage a dozen times the night of the wedding,[6][1] and those who had seen the bedding agreed that Maegor was a lusty husband

>>217960901
He’s the Ghost of High Heart. Fire burnt his dick off.

>>217960965
>>217960924
tourists are so cute thinking their opinion matters

>>217960966
I kneel Maegor my king

>>217960966
my porn name will be maegor

>>217960901
He's dead Jim

>>217960972
I know you're joking but Ghost of High Heart was actually brought to court by Jenny before Summerhall

Brown > pagpag

>>217960953
Why would she have to kill Gerold? She was at the top of the the food chain with him. She did kill his older brother and niece to make him lord of Casterly Rock thoever.

>>217960856
Queen and Love and Beauty seems more to be something for noblewoman to fantasise about and for smallfolk women to be parasocially interested in. Most knights are in tourneys for either prestige and/or prize money, and for a lot of hedge knights the prestige is linked to trying to find stable employ in the service of some lord. You will get knights that seek to crown some noble who they love or, whether romantically or not, are trying to court, but tourneys to them are martial related showing of skills and in many cases part of livelihood. Also, Ashfords are minor in a relative way. They are not the smallest of the smallest in terms of nobility. Someone like Gwin is above Dunk's standing being smallfolk born and at this point a knight of no renown.

>>217961050
am i supposed to type anything if you answer your own question

>>217960966
Moving Maegor up from A Tier king to A+ Tier king

>>217960965
Are you a newfag? /tv/ has long been like that before the Indian influx and the points of those two anons does not negate what they said. You can think it is fucked up, but that does not change the nature of GRRM's work or what these threads have long been like. Hate the state of things, not the messengers.

>>217960856
It varies. Often it's just a fantasy thing for the young lady named as queen. Sometimes it can be a form of courtship and a way to express romantic interest in a girl by naming her your queen of love and beauty. It can lead to marriage (that's how Jorah Mormont met and married Lynesse Hightower), but doesn't necessarily have to, obviously you still have to talk to the girl and her family. Barristan Selmy was in love with Ashara Dayne and wanted to name her queen of love and beauty at a tourney just to honor her, even though as a Kingsguard nothing could have come of it.

>>217961120
when Rhaegar passed over his own wife to crown Lyanna queen of love and beauty, the crowd gasped because they all knew what it meant

>>217961095
he was really character murdered by hostile historians (read maesters)

>>217961159
Yeah it's no different from calling some girl the prettiest in the room when your wife/girlfriend is in the room. It's an obvious snub and humiliation. It all depends on social context. If Rhaegar had named his little daughter Rhaenys queen of love and beauty, everyone would have just said "awww, how cute" and that would have been the end of it. Naming a sexually mature young lady that you're not related to is just a big middle finger to your wife

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>>217960926
>his old buddy Bloodraven (they became close friends when he escorted him to the Wall)
Freinds since much long before that actually

>>217960966
Why was Maegor married to her at thirteen rather than say 1) marrying someone of closer age, or 2) waiting until he turned say sixteen and marrying someone of similar age?

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PLS rank the Asoiaf povs

>>217961215
Maegor was just very precocious in general. He was knighted at some absurdly young age as well, I believe he was the youngest knight in history until Daemon Blackfyre. But at that point the Targaryens had very few male heirs and the thinking was probably "we need to get some sons and grandsons in here ASAP" before something happens

>>217961202
how do you think the third season of the show will try to make the normies understand that without being too obvious ?

>>217961250
>>217961215
And as for Ceryse Hightower in particular - because the Hightowers are one of the richest, oldest and most powerful houses, and they hosted the High Septon at the time in the Great Sept of Oldtown. The Targaryens needed to make nice with the Faith since people were upset about the incest thing and the Hightowers were seen as a bridge between the crown and the Faith.

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>>217961230
gendry, tywin and drogo aren't pov characters
I also recognize arianne and bran but I don't get who the guy with the scar is

>>217961230
Cersie (schizo kino)
Victarion
Jon
Sansa
Bran
Tyrion
Jaime
Theon (Reek)
Dany
Ned
Davos
Sam
Cat
Arya
Brienne
Arianne
Areo Hotah
Arys Oakhart

>>217961179
I think he was one of the more important kings.
Like after Aegon, if you could pick 3 Targ kings he'd probably be one of them, since the faith militant would've been a problem for centuries.
Maegor, disarming the faith
Jaehearys I, reconciled with the faith, while keeping Maegor's progress
Daeron II, brought in Dorne

>>217961250
Maegor was knighted at sixteen, which is very young but not the youngest. Jaime was knighted at fifteen. Daemon was knighted at 12.

>>217960739
seeeexxxx

>>217961325
So Maegor was the youngest until Daemon, then?

>>217961307
On second thought, I'd put Bran beneath Tyrion and Jaime both.