Stop enjoying Dunk and Egg. Support real fantasy instead
Imagine watching any new tv series these days
>>218040988
>>218040988i have the ork city book. it's pretty ass, but still better than brandon sanderson or dunk and egg, which is just a poorly adapted comic book
>>218041038Fuck off. Jewish hate isn’t funny, sarcastic or otherwise. Stop normalizing antisemitism
The only good fantasy to come from the past 2 decadeshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTWpzq5Pr7I
>>218041127ZAMN is this the new witcher?
>>218041057There is no chance it is better. Post one page.
>>218041329it doesn't have fags and it opens with orc genocide, it's 100% better
>>218040988>muh orcs muh elfs!!!isn't part of the appeal of fantasy supposed to be that its imaginative? why do they just endlessly produce edgy Tolkien ripoffs?
>>218041518Creativity is hard. Wifebeating is easy
>>218041028It's genuinely been 10 years since I enjoyed anything new
golems of burgerstan feel a need to add sex and slurs to any media
I miss when retards like this were only given 15 minutes of fame.
>>218040988Is that supposed to be an example of good writing? I guess everything seems like good writing when you can barely read.
>>218041645Well that explains why he doesnt like Dunk
>>218041748Not enough goats for you, mohamed?
The Orc Wars were finally over."There is nothing more reviled than the Orc," said the Elvish king
>>218041803Maybe John isn’t the greatest writer, but at least he’s better than Kojima
>>218041329triggered yet?
>>218040988The famously heckin wholesome Middle Ages where nobody cursed or acted debaucherous.
>>218042191I dislike the formatting. Formatting aside, I dislike the writing.
>>218041906That's not a compliment.
>>218041096Jews are human cancer and should be expelled from every nation they infect and forced to live among themselves in isolation.
>>218042191>>218040988>the conservative movement is going to start writing hilariously terrible sci fi and fantasy novels to justify itself againI couldn't be happier. Robert Heinlein would be so proud.
>>218042191please post more of this
Just be a man and read the Conan books.Fantasy media is for women now
>>218042595They do this with all media. It's like a make-work program for hacks and industry detritus. Their own little silo of approved content.
>>218041038What is this strawman even? Stormfags were calling GoT degenerate back then too
who is the fat faggot and why should i care
>>218042693Just the easiest target among blackpillers who refuse to watch anything because everything is pozzed
>>218042693This entire thread is free marketing for this god awful show. You don't like it? Well, you're a american twitter chud and should be ashamed. When in reality its shit for non-political reasons
>>218040988I'm sorry I don't like the Christianity franchise
>>218042636Pretty much. The shows, books, games and movies are fully made with appealing to the female mind.My gf loves "fantasy action" movies and shows but she couldn't watch five minutes of the 13th warrior without saying its boring.
>>218042751No it’s shit for political reasons. Remember that one character mentioned in two sentences across three books? Well the cast a brown girl to play the character. Who may have possibly not been a brown girl. We don’t know
>>218042792>briefly mentioned >we don't knowLol ok who cares then? She got her throat slit within 10 minutes anyway. If she was white you'd be whining about how they're killing off white children or something. Faggots.
>big strong man defends the weak and innocent>NOOOOO THIS IS WOKE STOP LIKING THISSuch opinions could only come from the kind of miserable ghoul that would be on the receiving end of Superman's righteous fist for their misdeeds.
>>218040988Cuckservatives will never be kino.
>>218042792I think the change worked better. She was his girlfriend and they were going to run off to the Free Cities together and presumably have a family and shit, there was an increased element of tragedy to it.
>>218042191I remember someone posted a sex scene from one of Critical Drinker's novels and it was actually much less competant than this.
why are leftoids so hostile towards people not liking their shitty shows? they don't even watch them either if you look at the ratings
>>218042191>"Fascism is good, actually", intoned Sir Hubert The Just>Chancellor Gay simpered "but what about the poor pedophiles?! We must surely continue to pay them a million gold coins per year!">"I dispute that policy!" intoned the wise Ser Huberthire me RNC I've got you covered
>>218042792It's given that they do this, it can be ignored however the awful writing, the constant forced unfunny scenes, the retarded dynamic between characters is what makes this show bad. It wants to differentiate itself from GoT and "be its own thing" with its "quirks and goofiness" but it all falls flat because its not done improperly. Its neither comedic or dramatic. I would categorize it as an unfunny sitcom set in medieval times.
>>218041906It is genius. Normies are too dim for the best of Kojimbo and too uppity for the worst.
>>218040988>Stop enjoying Dunk and Egg.No.
>>218042792Am I stupid or is the quote meant to depict him as some sort of skirt chaser?Characters like that get written out every time, sorry.
>>218042524Tru
>>218043011>why are leftoids so hostile towards people not liking their shitty shows?Probably because the reasons are usually culture war shit they go on to make movie-length video essays ranting about wokeness. I don't see any leftoids being hostile to people saying "Meh, it didn't resonate with me."
>>218042844Was it ten minutes. Felt like 20 at least god she made it drag
>>218043640Who cares though if someone says it sucks because it's woke? The left has the schools and hollywood, they can't let one guy with an independent channel criticize them? What a bunch of assholes.
>>218043048kek
>>218043740Nobody is stopping you from criticizing anything. The migger ecosystem is built on whining in fact.
>>218043740It's not 2015 anymore, man. We're two Trump administrations and one Roe v Wade repeal into "Why are the libs so mean :,C"The supposed "anti-wokeness" backlash has been weaponized by the federal government into actionable policy. "Having the schools and Hollywood" doesn't mean anything when a governor or president can just litigate your place in society to score political points with bigots.
>>218041906>>218043107Based. Kojimbo is /ourguy/ and also uncancellable despite acting like a waifu anon irl. He IS a genius.
>>218041096 >picrelOpinion discarded.>>218041127Looks kino
>>218040988We don't want any degeneracy is pop culture. But damn, look at that fine piece of Lucario ass.
>>218043922Truly beyond parody
>look at what these literally who shitter personalities think about thing!no
>>218040988No talents who hate us on one-side retarded chess shitting out thinly veiled racist and porny fanshit fiction of tired Tolkien and DnD shit on the other.The book market is dominated by liaer middke aged women frim top to bottom and AI drowning out everything else.This is the worst timeline. Ah well, old books are free to download from the net.
>>218043838>"Having the schools and Hollywood" doesn't mean anything when a governor or president can just litigate your place in society to score political points with bigots.You know about our history up to 2015 so maybe you can point out when this happened.
>>218044581When state and federal governments started drafting and passing "anti-woke" laws? Have you been unfrozen from a decade ago or do you want me to compile a list of examples only for you to go "Based, this is good actually."
>>218044917By "anti-woke laws" you mean clapping down on anti-white, misandrist policies and queer shit, right.
>>218040988>Jon del ArrozIs he a spic? A self-hating white supremacist spic is practically a cliche these days
>>218045000You wanted the latter, I see.
>>218042792It's a shame that we still get woke shit in there. It's true. And the abysmal casting of these diversity hires does diminish the quality of the show. The theatre girl was bad, this Rafe girl was bad too. They were very minor characters but they ruined the brief scenes they were in. I still like the show despite this shit. As soon as major characters start getting the DEI treatment I'm out.
>>218040988I went to Orc City and no one there knew you
>>218045019who were all these right wingers who were "forced out" of the industry?
>>218045191FNAF's Scott Cawthon, Hogwart Legacy's lead designer Troy Leavitt, Tripwire Interactive CEO John Gibson, it's pretty common
Feather stood atop the great wall of the abbey and Good Goodly approached his friend cautiously. "Look at them, Good," said Feather, gesturing with a quivering paw at the vermin which were probably living somewhere in Mossflower even if they hadn't made any trouble in over a decade. "Not a peep from them in years, but you know their black souls will drive them to attack our fair abbey once again." "Nothing to be done but wait, I suppose," replied Good, his bushy tail standing a great salute behind him. "No, there is…another way." said Feather. "Do you remember, Good? Do you remember long ago…in the cave…what we did?" "That was…" said Good in a shaky voice. "That was nothing. I remember nothing." "Martin the Warrior came to me in a dream," said Feather. "He gave me eight riddles to solve, and after doing some anagrams and solving a crossword puzzle that was carved into a hidden corner of the abbey long ago, I realized he was proposing an idea to me. A, let us say, 'Final Answer' to the vermin problem." "Hurr di burr, oi'm a mole," said Buggo.
>>218045047These days?Anon...
>>218045385>A, let us say, 'Final Answer' to the vermin problemKek. Is he doing these to bait lefties (ineffectively)?
>>218041518>Tolkien ripoffs?You do understand Orcs and elfs are older than tokien by pretty much a thousand years? A few hundred more even.
>>218045363ah the greats
>>218045475Pretty successful games. Cawthon's doing great in film now at least.
>>218041096Jew hate is always justified.Cry harder kike.
>>218041038Did they actually show someone taking a shit on that show? I can't even tell if this is parody or not.
>>218045019
>>218045627that doesn't help your point at all
>>218041038>can't even be bothered to pull up paint and copy or draw a 'jak yourself>need AI to do it for youYeah that's a yikes from me comrade
>>218045923They also showed a comically tiny prosthetic penis taking a piss.The shitting scene was funny. He takes up his master's sword and declares he's going to be a valiant knight, the GoT theme music swells then immediately cuts to him spraying diarrhea. He's a hedge knight who travels in rags and eats like shit, it was a well executed joke to illustrate the knightly image he wants to embody and the reality of the situation.
The absolute fucking state
>>218041038i look like this and i sound like it too
what the heck
>John del Arroz
>>218046151sounds like the epitome of soulless millennial anti-sincerity, undermining the point of the story as a narrative exploration of the rejection of that
>>218042595>subversive kike would be so proud of useful zogslaves espoousing the virtue of bootstraps in their mediaYou don't say, retard.
>>218041096>Jewish hate isn’t funnywrong>Stop normalizing antisemitismNo
>>218046151As opposed to real valiant knights, who never shitted. Or perhaps the attempted point is that there never will or could be a valiant knight, unless he never shitted.Poignant.
>>218041906>>218042191Wow, he actually is a better writer than KojimaGrim
>>218042595And they'll still somehow be better than mainstream slop, crazy.
>>218044917I want you to substantiate your claims. Don’t listen to that other retard
>>218046308It's actually refreshingly sincere. The point of it all is Dunk by his virtue embodies a true knight more than the corrupt and pompous gentry. The diarrhea joke was just to illustrate his underdog status.
>>218045880>Jew hate is always justified.This.>Cry harder kike.Also this.
>>218045047and the man whose dick he sucked to get where he is... would be Theodore Beale who is a mestizo. This mutt identifies as a native american.
>>218043048Sir the RNC is the party of pedophile protectors ok??
>>218045474no, they are not.dwarves/-fs, yeah; those have a Norse pedigree.But the elves and orcs as envisioned in your slop are inventions of Tolkien.
>>218045385BAH BAH BASED
>>218046599Personally I like to drop the "protector" part from that statement
The show is pretty good so far. This last episode was shit because they just HAD to include a nigger girlboss that was bossing Dunc around, but she got her throat slit, which made me happy. Of course the nigger bitch puppeteer shouldn't have ever been a thing either.
>>218043048Hubert the Just? Unironically based
>>218046599Wait...so the all those trannies, faggots and dikes doing their marches and shitting all over normal people are voting republican? Didn't know that.
what kind of a fucking name is jon del ARROZ
>>218046636
>>218046685Republicans are pedophiles lol
>>218046666Turns out you were manipulated into scapegoating them by actual child raping pedophiles. And you'd happily fall for it again.
>>218046703No shit retard
>>218046703Missed the point award>>218046719Actually, the answer is that all involved are pedophiles.
>>218040988What exactly is the outrage over the poo about deep down? Do chuds think hbo is trying program them into pooing outside? more
>>218046745>Missed the point awardThe point is that all right-wingers are child molesters LOL
>>218046719You were manipulated into excusing pedophiles because of direction-brain. And you'd happily fall for it again.
>>218040988>The Orc City>The ground soaked>The savage cries>The Orc Wars>"Alas" sentence opening
>>218046783Americans are so dense bros, this retard probably doesn't even realize how played he is.
>>218046703So are the democrats. So is everyone else on this site.
>>218046822Nope, just Republicans
>>218046816He was literally raised on a diet of steady media brainwashing.He's also almost definitely non-white. Most non-subhuman Americans realize that all politics (and all trannies/fags) need to go instead of one-siding it like a cowardly dumbass.
>>218046867Hopefully. Retards like him are probably just pedos themselves.
>>218046867>conservative party caught in massive pedophile cover-up scandal>"actually all politics is bad"LOL you guys are in TROUBLE
why does calling a shitty woke movie woke shit make you a grifter?
>>218046894>>conservative party caught in massive pedophile cover-up scandal>>"actually all politics is bad"These statements are both unassailably true to anyone that isn't dick-deep in a child.You were tricked into defending pedophiles.
>>218046894>>"actually all politics is bad"How is this a controversial statement? Everyone should have a healthy distaste of politicians, it's what keeps them in check.
>>218046894Republican administration released the files, Democrats under Biden didnt
>>218046918I'm not a Republican, so I'm not in trouble
>>218040988Being reminded that rings of power exists is my version of "losing the game". Thanks a lot.
What's it like to have such profound soul cancer that you fervently worship BRAND because consuming it is your essence as a person? I wager it takes at least 6 Pfizer doses to get to the point of kvetching on 4chan of all places, about others shitting on your terrible series. Fucking AI-generated chud "memes", twitter screencaps, strawmanning, fervent ad hominem, rampantly impotent seething all around.I'd kill myself if I were you.
>>218046948Neither am I,so I'm not either.At least I'm not dumb enough to defend either group of pedophiles lol.
>>218046982>either groupThere's just one group that's in trouble, the Republican party
>>218047000Reminder that direction-brain turned you into a pedophile.
>>218046944Then why are the Republicans in trouble?
>>218047000keep telling yourself that
>>218047000>>218047019Are you fucking Indian?
>>218047014We've been over this, I'm not a Republican
>>218047033No, I'm American, and in America, Republicans are now social pariahs, you can point and laugh at them in public and stuff
>>218047038Sadly, being poilitically affiliated with either party makes you a kiddy diddler.
You'd think magadrones would be great at writing fantasy, considering the industrial amounts of bullshit they consume on the daily but apparently not even that.
nice raid thread
>>218047072Nope, just the Republicans(hence their status as social pariahs)
>>218047067You realize they're all pedos.....right?
Yeah where is the trve fantasy? Why are we stuck with shows about rape and people’s penises getting cut off?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4zk3CL_vKE
>>218047093Yes, I realize all Republicans are pedos
>>218047090In refusing to accept one party as pedophiles, you just defended pedophiles.You were brainwashed to defend pedophiles btw
>>218047067>>218047090the desperation is delectable
>>218047120We've been over thisI'm not a Republican
>>218047116Until you admit that all politicians are pedophiles, you're a brainwashed pedophile defender.
>>218047144Nope, just the Republican party
>>218047141Stop fucking children.
>>218047072So does posting on /tv/ if we're going by your criteria, rtard...
>>218047162I'm not a Republican
>>218047176Stop projecting, pedo.>>218047181Stop fucking children.
>>218047188We've been over this, I'm not a Republican, don't worry
>>218047212Stop fucking children.
>>218047220Brother I just said I'm not a Republican, don't worry
>>218047181hey buddy stop fucking kids
>>218047242Hey buddy, I'm not a Republican
So what did the random chud on twitter do to get a dedicated reddit stalker to seethe this much?
>>218041719>it's genuinely been 10 years since I enjoyed anythingftfm
western media is fucking horrible
>>218040988Why do all these "anti-woke" guys all write really shitty fantasy/sci fi?
>>218042191the fuck happened here?
>>218047738Well you can't really write and publish day of the rope style novels
>>218047738There's an obvious correlation that makes you too uncomfortable to acknowledge
>>218047777They think they are better than everyone else? I assume that's the mentality of tv show/movie/videogame culture warriors. Everything else is bad except what they create. And then undoubtedly their fans eat their books up like it's great which reinforces their delusions that they are right and the masses are wrong. And to be clear, I do believe the masses are wrong, but I think these anti-woke guys are also part of that same mass, they just live in a different corner of it.
>>218045474The way they're interpreted in modern media is derived from Tolkien's version, actual Germanic elfs are more like mischievous imps and not ethereal supermen
>>218046947
>>218047874It was the jewel of his empire and he held every grain of sand as sacred. Little St. Jeff, where his name was chuck and he liked to fuck. Did he have a yacht? You bet your goy ass he did, but he usually liked to travel by private jet. A jet setter. A trend setter. A man of mystery, a legend of his time.
>>218045474>OrcsAs far as I know the origin of the concept of an Orc comes from Beowulf but it has almost nothing to do with the post Tolkien archetype as >>218048129 mentions. Before Tolkien there wasn't much of a hard and fast model for them and in Beowulf they were described closer to monstrous otherworldly demons than the extremely humanlike Orcs we know.
>>218048296>166 leading digit unix filename>about a current year eventwewlad
You ready for Rohanne Webber?
>>218048296i don't have to open this to know a multi-panel cringe version of this meme is leftist
>>218048442>>218048513Trump is in the Epstein files.
>>218048533Correct. And you copypasted a 2022 filename onto your image for some strange reason.
>>218048606Maybe I knew all along that it was going to happen
>>218048619How did you know Biden wouldn't release the files only a year into his presidency oh soothsayer?
>>218040988This guy appeared in my youtube feed a while back. But he was pretty boring complaining about the same comics gate guys and woke. And trying to promote his stuff, which didn't look or sound appealing at all. Atleast with Nerdrotic and Critical Drinker, they make it entertaining. I looked and he was praising the Hedge Knight comic for decent comic book sales just a day ago. Is he backpeddling to jump on the bandwagon now?
>>218048296>moving the goalposts this aggressivelylol. trannies on suicide watchPoint is it's not a "coverup" when you're the one releasing all the info>b-but drumpf is in themso? who cares? he'll be fine. The whole epstein investigation was a nothingburger that tilled up a bunch on implication by association but no chargeable evidence. Nobody is going to jail for emailing Epstein
>>218048646Because the 'release the Epstein files!!' thing came from the MAGA crowd, not the democratic crowd, hence there was no pressure on him to do so. MAGAcels didn't conceive of the possibility that their God was in the files, and Trump thought that they were just going to forget about it anyway once he was elected.You now pretend like Trump was happy to release them, rather than angrily refusing to do so for months, breaking with some hardcore MAGA loyalists in the process. Even now he is having the DOJ censor them as much they can with millions of files on their hand, but sometimes they are not fast enough.
>>218048790>The whole epstein investigation was a nothingburgerholy cope
>>218048790>it's not a "coverup"explain to me why the DOJ keeps deleting the files when they realize that they have Trump in them: >>218048797
>>218048797Well they were also part of an active appeal so Biden couldn't legally release anything.
>>218048893lmao so the entire MAGA narrative falls apart
>>218048797>Because the 'release the Epstein files!!' thing came from the MAGA crowdThey also said that Epstein didn't kill himself even though it was obvious from the beginning that Trump(or his attorney general William Barr) was behind itConservatives love to project their bullshit onto the Democrats
>>218048908Of course it does. They're retards. The appeal didn't wrap up until Oct/Nov '25.
>>218048811>copeThat's you. Nobody is going to jail. The whole event will amount to nothing.>>218048870They don't
>>218049060>Nobody is going to jail.Not even when it turns out that Trump had Epstein killed in prison?
>>218049060>Nobody is going to jail. The whole event will amount to nothing.That's pretty sad.
>>218049101Even when it turns out that Trump blew the charges to agartha and singlehandedly caused the mudflood AND was the real kingpin behind the Dutroux affair nothing will happen. He's in the club with the rest of congress and you're not.
>>218042792Oh my god WHO FUCKING CARES SHE FUCKING DIED AND IT MADE IT BETTER ANYWAY THAT THEY MADE HER A BROWN GIRL IT ADDED THEMATIC RESONANCE HE COULDNT SAVE THIS BROWN GIRL FROM A BRUTISH FIGURE OF AUTHORITY SO HE THREW HIMSELF AT AERION TO SAVE THE PUPPETEER BROWN GIRL FROM THAT BRUTISH FIGURE OF AUTHORITY WILL YOU JUST FUCKING SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU SCREECHING CUNT
>>218049167>he doesn't have principles or honour, he just likes born girlsyour argument just made it sound even worse, bro
wow! lots of seething trannies and normalfaggots in this thread. GROSS!!! if it makes you seethe, it must be cool, so I'm gonna buy 20 copies and pass them out to the children.
>>218046379Not hard to accomplish
>>218049101You mean when they find out aliens on unicorns killed Epstein?Yes>>218049135Yes, it's pretty disappointing since it's highly likely that Epstein wasn't the only person abusing minors, but since we have no idea who else was it's not something to get bent out of shape over. I think it's funny how many people were waiting with bated breath for the files to come out like it held the solution to all their problems. I always knew it probably would be vapor, but part of me was curious all the same
>>218046666Turns out the actual molesters were running /pol/.
>>218040988Its kinda wholesome to see how many people 1/10 because of the pooping scene come around and take the show from 8.2 to 8.8 on IMDB.
>>218041096Woosh
>>218041835>oy vey remember the 6 gorillion
oh no a twitter post with 76 likes! im friggin being holohoaxed ova hea!!
>>218053016>>218053110Worthless Jeet or incompetent bot? Or both?
another leftist circlejerk about people criticizing their shitty shows
>>218041906Kojima is an actual genius though. Plebs gonna pleb.
>>218048606how fucking autistic do you have to be to know which 4chan filenames correspond to which year
>>218046275Wasn't this guy part of the crowd that drove Ed Piskor to suicide?
>>218041645
>>218043960>>218043922
>>218042191Is this what chuds meant when they keep repeating that quote where evil can't create?
>>218053706no they mean all the shows that flopped
>>218040988It's a medieval fantasy show set in a grimdark universe and produced by HBO. What were they expecting. Also, I only really watch the action parts on YouTube so I don't really see any of the scenes of partying and debauchery.
>>218042844Fantasy is ethnically homogenuous
>>218042962Said the media invader who made only reviled shit for 15 years
>>218043640all modern media are just leftists ranting about normality
>>218045984lol this
>>218042993There are a lot of bad writers published regardless of ideology. We have a talent crisis.
>>218048296>whataboutismthe left can't memethat's why they lost their culture war and the elections
>>218053385yep.attacking dissent is what leftist fascists do
>>218042900I'm ok with the big guys or whatever. Can you stop mutilating little children's private parts and murder your political enemies in a daylight? That's all we ask for
>>218042191>chuds complain about "reddit spacing" online where double spacing is and always has been standard formatting>tolerate it in print where it's fucking retarded because there is no reason not to indent
>>218053648Arya Stark
>>218054222>chuds chuds chudsanother reason why you lost the elections and your culture war
>>218041038>AI can't produce kin-
>>218043048Literally me
>>218053706no they mean the shit yo make
>>218041028This
>>218054315You need to wrap your head around the fact that, at least on 4chan, chud will forever be shorthand for a particular breed of /pol/tard. It says nothing of the political proclivities of the people using it, other than the obvious fact that they don't like you.
makes me laugh when people claim brown people in tv = woke. the opposite is actually true. whites of european descent make up 6% of the earth's population. the other 94% are browns of some sort. you will seethe that jews are over represented but have nothing to say about the over representation of whites. 9/10 tv characters should be brown in order to fairly reflect the world.
>>218054472"chud" like any other leftist buzzword just means "normal person who reject my outlandish leftist religion"And the more compulsively you use it, the more you expose your brainrot and anger level
>>218054472chud just means normie guy
