The tweet that destroyed a billion dollar franchise
This didn't used to be a problem for Star Wars, it's a very particular flaw unique to Filoni and his slop.
>>218054132Steve Blum called the cops on a family celebrating christmas during the pandemic because they had multiple people over.
I want Brie Larson back. When everyone was shitting on her they posted lots of feet pics
>>218054161She has Monkey Fungus Toes you dweeb
>>218054154i dont believe you
I'm going to be honest, this just makes caring about a character that's not the main protagonist look like you're an obsesive fanboy who cares too much about the lore. Yes, knowing some one off character like Prune Face is a bit much, but if you ask for a diffrent alien species to return or be more prevalant in the story you look like that guy now.
>>218054132its a tumblr post, moron
>>218054145Filoni is a hack, a gooner, a lesser Joss Whedon
>>218054132I just want star wars to finally die.
>>218054388Prune Face would rape Grogu and Grogu would like it. He's all action, all the time. This motherfucker knows how to party and makes Twi'lek bitches wetter than a Kaminoan monsoon.
Every name in star wars sounds retarded, and given (((who))) came up with them, it's likely to be a humiliation ritual so your brave hero is called Kum In'Mybut or whatever
>>218055028Shows what you know, tranny
>>218055053It's been dead, but the homunculus keeps moving.
>>218054145Revenge of the Sith was already full of memberberries.
>>218054154Good, selfish cunts.
That's actually really fucking funny
>>218054145he has an inferiority complex about how no one outside of younger fans has any idea what his contributions to the franchise are because everyone else dismisses it due to it being from cartoons for childrenthat's why he goes out of his way to canonize characters he created that only work in a cartoon and they look/sound dumb in live action
>>218054132>when Star Wars have Star Wars things>>218054145>>218056986The prequels had a clone army made of Boba Fett's father because... reasons. Zeb cameo is hardly offensive.
>>218058467>Filoni is... putting Star Wars characters in Star Wars???>AYEEEEEEEEE
>>218058467>that's why he goes out of his way to canonize characters he created that only work in a cartoon and they look/sound dumb in live actionAnon, Lucas created Jar Jar Binks
>>218055053>>218056885I can't believe Disney actually managed to make Star Wars unprofitable>a Star Wars movie underperforms (Rise)>a Star Wars movie outright flops (Solo)>after that the entire slate of STAR WARS EVERY YEAR comes to a crashing halt>the big Star Wars television event is canceled due to low viewership (Acolyte, and what the fuck does it take for a streamer to admit nobody's watching their $30 million an episode show?)Even the vidya side is going out of business, and there used to be two hit Star Wars games a year. Now there's one $100 million boondoggle from EA every five years and then it flops.The funny thing is, I feel like the ruthless studio system type jews of a generation ago would have cut bait by now. This era of quintupling down on failure is brand new, producers used to infuriate people by shitcanning things audiences LIKED the second it looked like they weren't wringing as many dimes out of the IP.
>>218054132*mic drop*
>>218054132Glup Shitto bros... our response?
>>218054132>The tweet that destroyed a billion dollar franchise
OMG GOY SLOPPO IS BACK
KINO
>>218058757A multi millionaire doesn't have time to watch 3 movies?
>>218058776I love Glup Shitto. he's my favourite character. Can't wait for the Glup Shitto trilogy
>>218054132>STOP LIKING CHARACTERS, IT MAKES ME ANGRY
>>218059251>watch three movies>have three underage prostitutes perform every sexual act possible on you for 6 hours hmmm tough choice here
No Scissorpunch.No ticket purchase.Simple as.
>>218058685>Now there's one $100 million boondoggle from EA every five years and then it flops.battlefront 2 2017 turned into a solid game tho
>>218058685Let me remind you that the reason Disney bought Lucasfilm and Marvel was because they wanted to appeal to boys as well as girls. And then they decided to make those boy stories appeal to girls instead.
When is Satan going to come back to Star Wars and put all these fuckers out of their misery?
>>218059362where my dude Klaud at? no Klaud, no watch
>>218054145The problem? They have no good writers and ruined the franchise so badly that it's impossible for a good writer to fix it without retconning a bunch of stuff. Additionally, the people at the top are fucking retards who will take any opportunity to push their retarded ideas on anything even moderately successfulThe "solution"? Take a literal retard manchild and pretend like he's the heir apparent to Lucas who's been reigned in by the 'real' execs who 'won't let him' make good stuff. Then promote him to the head of the franchise, tricking nerds into thinking that someone talented who cares is in charge so that they hopefully don't notice that everything he makes is utter shit and that he's been supporting all the shit that came before him too.
>>218058685They can whore the IP out forever.
>>218059483>Additionally, the people at the top are fucking retards who will take any opportunity to push their retarded ideas on anything even moderately successfulMy hot take is that Mandalorian S1 was the most sorta okay thing of the entirety of NuWars and this seemed to actually infuriate Disney and determine them to assfuck it into the groundIt's like praise that I watched it and liked it and wasn't particularly infuriated by it at any point and somebody up top got on the phone frantically going "THIS ISN'T NEARLY FUCKIN' GAY AND LAME ENOUGH"
>>218054132>fansthe fans were discarded if they refused to become zealots for the franchise. these people pogging over modern star wars are basically religious thralls
>>218059439All Kikesney SW characters look like fucked up buttholes and scrotums.
>>218059561The craziest thing is that Star Wars had more rabid, passionate fans like that during the era when the only Star Wars anyone had seen in two decades was an N64 game and a paperback novel than it does nowThey somehow used billions of dollars to drastically reduce how much people cared about it
>>218059544I often wonder why the Luke cameo was allowed, since it so obviously undermined everything they'd done to assassinate him in the st and actually portrayed him as heroic.My theory is that Mando was originally greenlit to be a low effort show for the sake of content. Something basic just so that they could say they were still doing things with the franchise while they planned the stuff that was 'important'. So the Luke cameo was greenlit with the expectation that this would relegate him to being a legacy character who shows up in unimportant side stories, doing nothing relevant.So when literally all of that backfired, they had to pivot hard. And now Luke isn't allowed to show up anywhere in case something similar happens again and fans are too satisfied.But don't worry, there's plenty of Ahsoka and Bo Katan to shove in everything instead!
>>218058778Elijah is a real nigga
>>218059372no it did not. it removed pay2win but was still terrible as a new player without a full set of top power cards to equip
>>218059372oh and hackers made the only fun game mode literally unplayable
>>218059623>They somehow used billions of dollars to drastically reduce how much people cared about itIt’s not about money it’s about sending a message. It’s jewish cultural vandalism. An act of hate. A hate crime.
>>218058778duffer brothers choosing to deliver a dozen stranger things tweets exactly like this star wars one was sure a choice
>>218059346>yeah i like star wars, i had a teen girl's tongue swirling my balls when i first watched the trench run in ep4he's the least interesting person in the world. i now believe the human chin contains a gland that allows for creative, non-reflexive means of spending time. and this man lacks the space to hold that gland.
>>218059864>me anytime tate brags about shit
>>218054388At one point the Emperor was going to be this humanoid but alien-lookin dude. that was the head-sculpt they designed for the Emperor, but wisely reused for a diff purpose. they would have had to have used animatronic features if they went this route.
>>218058500>The entire star wars universe is just 25 guys and infinite faceless facists to bash
>>218054154Sorry bud AI says that's the wrong Steve Blum
>>218058685I feel like LEGO Star Wars is carrying the merch department. LEGO Star Wars nerds are a different level of tard
I have a very good friend from Rome called Glup Shitto
>>218054132The Star Wars saga ended in 1983 with the release of Return of the Jedi. Everything after that is just a failed attempt to recapture the magic of the originals. If you aren't talking about A New Hope, The Empire Strikes Back, or Return of the Jedi, then you aren't talking about Star Wars. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.
>>218054145>glep shitto memberbarries shit started with filoniAbsolute revisionist history.
>>218060802>Everything after that is just a failed attempt to recapture the magic of the originals.the prequels weren't. Lucas made a point to make em different, to hold up on their own magic, and they did. then some ppl lost their minds over that because it didn't match their own vague notions of prequel events, and not because there are any real faults to the films
>>218060884I think they had a bigger issue with the bad acting and infantile storypoints
>>218058685Star Wars was unprofitable when they bought it.
>>218054145what are you talking about, this kind of shit is all over the prequels>anakin building c-3po>jabba the hutt cameo in pod race>stormtroopers are clones of boba fett's dad>"i'm owen and this is my girlfriend beru">death star plans shown by the separatists >chewbacca and yoda were friends who served alongside each other in war etc etcit's all the exact same kind of pandering "look, you know what this is!" bullshit, it's just that it's about characters people actually give a shit about instead of ones from a cartoon
>>218059346>2026>still white knighting andrew tateSort out your life.
>>218058757Poser who got rich from camwhores and loses to rookie fighters. Nothing interesting to say about anything; just aura-farming and tryhard redpill manoqueer cringe.
>>218060884lol you're retarded.
>>218058778I fucking love Elijah. The fact that he's chosen to do mostly weird indie movies for the past 20 years warms my heart. Most of them are good, too!
>>218061224>jabba the hutt cameo in pod race>death star plans shown by the separatistsThose in particular make sense >stormtroopers are clones of boba fett's dadI presume you meant clone troopers, which the stormtroopers were distinct from
>>218061350>getting rich is easy anyone could do it, says the starving neet
>>218061501Nowhere did I say that getting rich is "easy." I merely indicated that he got rich from dishonorable means. Stop defending Tate; he isn't gonna spread his zesty lil' boihole for you.
>>218055310George lucas isn't a jew
>>218058778Honestly hilarious
>>218059544Reminds me of Andor a bit. That show feels like they accidentally allowed somebody who actually knows what they’re doing and doesn’t actively hate the source material to write and direct and they only remembered they greenlit it when he showed up with a finished season 1 and $250M invoice. Anything good in nuwars happens in spite of the top brass, not because of them, that’s the one certainty in all of this>>218059676It was definitely one of the things that was made specifically to attract people to the new D+ service. The first season is actually good so it kind of worked but I feel like there’s a pathology in these people where they can’t just let a good story be and it has to be connected to the cinematic universe where the same 25 people cause everything in the galaxy and stories aren’t allowed to end
>>218054132Some Glup Shittos are great. Like Lorn Pavan
>>218060884> Lucas made a point to make em different, to hold up on their own magic"I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating — and it gets everywhere."LOL
>>218059224R5-D4 has been in the Mando since season 2 or 1. He even bought him in season 3 so he should be in the movie
>>218060746>that third bullet pointi hate how AI reaches
>>218061468elijah and radcliffe are treasures
>>218062298Interesting how we can’t call Fetts ship Slave I but droid ownership (slavery) is still ok
>>218062170he becomes half cyborg man latersand wreaks havoc on electronics and machineryit's poetry. it rhymes
>>218062170so he's awkward in trying to relate to what Padme is saying. why can't young inexperienced Anakin be awkward, or even over the top in an almost crazy way (hints by Lucas, foreshadowing), especially in the fireplace scene when he wants to fuck her so bad? where did ppl get this expectation that Anakin ought to have been effortlessly suave and cool. Lucas hammers down the opposite deliberately in the first scene where Anakin and Padme meet. the "Ani my goodness, you've grown!" scene
>>218062347>the evil self-serving bounty hunter named his ship something negative?>noooOoOoOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAA THINK OF THE WEALTHY JEWISH INVESTORS TRYING TO CONTROL LANGUAGE, GEORGE
>>218054132Kek
>>218060746Steve Blum DID sign off on and defend that shitty Toonami segment in 2020 shilling for BLM, and calling you an asshole if you think that all lives matter, and that blacks aren’t some sacred cow.
>>218056885
>>218062394it's romeo and juliet if romeo was a soldier/monk and both of them were undersocialized spergs. i love the padme/anakin shit. it's all the walking and talking about trade routes and shit i can't stand
>>218058778kek i'm dying
>>218062477i love a flawless yet effortless execution like that. so satisfying.
>>218059572This one is a sentient uncut cock
>>218054132this can count for any Sci-fi movie tho
this tweet was also questionable desu
>>218062396But it’s ok for you heroic good daddy protagonist to be able to buy someone and for them to work on an apparently inhospitable planet
>>218054132That’s fucking hilarious.
>>218055214Fucking A.
>>218060802lol ok boomer, the creator of those movies let the world expand then sold it off and they all technically are Star Wars and will be to and future generations that watch/read/play/tictok 5sec videos
>spend billions of dollars>get different people to make movies>don't even have a rough outline on what major events are supposed to happen in the trilogy before filmingstill blows my mind that they didn't bother figuring out what the overall plan was before starting
>>218062452yeah. and this downright suly look she gives Anakin when he just so lewdly touches her without consent. she was insta-wet. no wonder, she being queen of Naboo, a planet renown for its mass quantities of clean water. Padme the squirter
>>218062396Jango was just a simple man trying to make a living, he was murdered without a trial but it’s ok because Mace did nuffin wrong and was a good boy
>>218059439Klaud is the only positive thing to come out of the whole trilogy.
>>218058500Ahsoka is shit Dave
>>218062810I liked Babu Frik, not afraid to say it.
>>218058778Based Frodo.
>>218059346Why not have them deepthroat you while watching them?That would be kino.
>>218062625what a nigger jew
>>218062892Should be named Riandre Johnstein
>>218059251why do that when he's got 16 year olds to sex traffic
>>218062763>"attendant, i need a new change of panties">one of her wenches disappears beneath her frock and then emerges with a dripping bit of fabric, while you're mid conversation with padme!
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>>218059420Excuse me, but that's not a devil, it's a devaronian.
>>218054154I did thatBut not because of COVID, but because they were muslims.
>>218061224Its ridiculous the more you think about it. Darth Vader build C-3P0. Chewbacca was best buds with Yoda. Imagine going back to 1980 and telling people that. They would laugh at you and maybe even kill you on the spot.
>>218063032For time traveling? I suppose you should probably kill time travelers to preserve the timeline.
no more glup shitto, give me boob bimbo. need more sexy REAL aliens not chicks in bodypaint
>>218063119>Not killing someone for blaspheming against Star Wars.That wouldn't be me. I would immediately kill that person. Praise Lucas.
>>218054145Because all his characters were introduced in cartoons for children
>>218059362>>218059420>>218059439I bid you DARK GREETINGS!
>>218054145Glup Shitto just means "Every character that isn't a Skywalker might as well be one of those random muppets in the background with a disproportionately large backstory".
>>218055046yet everything he does is still better than any /tv/ you've made
>>218059346do you know where you are?i'll take the three kinos alone in my underwear with dino nuggies and honey mustard dip
>>218063557You don't know that THOUGH
>>218054145>This didn't used to be a problem for Star Warshttps://youtu.be/GrDGxNEBJXA?si=8mc7X4vxVksomnv8
>>218059420
>Amanaman redemption 50 years laterHave they put Prunehead into anything yet? Seems like he would fit on the pirate show.
>>218062170The thing is that >>218062394 brings up a very relevant point, which was expanded upon much more in the novelization but is still present in the movies. Anakin and Padme have such a massive gulf in between their respective upbringings that Anakin struggles to relate to Padme despite desperately wanting to. When Padme tells her story it emphasizes that to her, sand is linked only with childhood innocence and pleasure, something she chooses to interact with only on her own terms and usually on vacation. Anakin grew up surrounded by it in a cruel and hopeless lifestyle, it representing a constant struggle. It'd be akin to a modern story having where a rich woman talks about how much she loves silk robes and her lover is a former sweatshop worker.That being said, the scene is painfully awkward and absolutely would have benefited from rewriting, but so would half the movie.
>>218062810>>218062878There's a few SW characters I don't mind.>Frump Gargo>Grash Mangi>Aldam Nigus
>>218063886And what of good Molp Derivian?
Fund it
>>218061468Really? Recommend some so I can stream for my movie nights for my friends please.
>>218064109I'd recommend Come to Daddy and I Don't Feel at Home in this World Anymore
Is Boba Fett a glup shitto?
>>218064139>Come to Daddy Kek first time I've ever seen this kino mentioned anywhere. The Elton John bit is cringe comedy gold. What's the one where he's a pianist being targeted by an assassin?
>>218056986You might be retarded
>>218064139Sweet, thanks bro. I’ll give these a watch.
>>218063032Anakin built C-3PO to help his mom.Chewbacca is in ROTS because he is defending his home planet from the separatists. Why wouldn't he be there?
>>218059483>The problem? They have no good writers and ruined the franchise so badly that it's impossible for a good writer to fix it without retconning a bunch of stuff.Nah, just have it all be movies/tv within universe and talk about how much they suck and laugh at and make fun of themProblem solved, plus get to rub it in on rian, jewboy, kennedy, etc
>>218055310The sith characters usually have dope names
>>218059346>>have three underage prostitutes perform every sexual act possible on you for 6 hoursDo you know how quickly this gets boring unless you're some Epstein-class psycho?Back in my younger university days I got into a relationship with a (batshit crazy as it turned out later) extremely attractive punk girl who was a complete sexual degenerate, in the actual sense of the word.I did everything possible you could do 1 on 1 with her with the exception of scat (which she wanted to do). We also did:>MMF threesomes (straight and bisexual, she got me into that as well)>MFF threesomes>group sex of various configurations,>exhibitionism>cuckoldry (both ways)>bestiality>BDSM of all flavours>incest (with her older sister)>rape playAnd a few things I can't mention on this site. After about a 1,5-2 years it just became hollow and stale, and I discovered that the only thing left was just constantly pushing boundaries.It didn't help we were at the point where we seriously considered impregnating her and her sister via gang-bangs, and ONLY the fact it was pushing another boundary excited me.
>>218064917Most believable post on 4chan
>>218064154nah, he is way too popular
>>218064893Darth ILLAINOUSDarth EFARIOUSDarth IABOLICAL
>>218063994>Vin DieselNo
Breaking: Glup Shitto just got forcemogged by Grogu!
>>218064917>And a few things I can't mention on this site
>>218064917>And a few things I can't mention on this siteconvert to judaism?
>>218062625This is exactly why the last jedi is going down as the worst star wars flick of all time (I say flick and not film or movie for a reason)
>>218058757Sure fag, whatever
>>218065835The only way that thing goes beyond being a "flick" is if you're brain damaged
>>218064589I choose to believe you arent entirely autistic and instead are baiting
>>218058757Better times when this dude was just that.
>>218059362wait, this scissorpunch guy looks sick as fuck
>>218059420one of these dudes was in the mandalorian. played by the legend clancy brown.
