>peter isn't like the comics>tobey is miscast>awful MJmy best friends and i were talking about it recently.
>>218067347Your internet friends yeah?
>>218067347sounds like you and your best friends are a bunch of nerds, faggots even.
Can't wait for them to nerdgasm all over Army of Darkness.
Nice I just watched this with my gf.
>>218067347what is kirsten dunst doing now? the last time i saw her was melancholia which was like 15 years ago.
>>218068104raising our children :)
Tobeys a way better casting than the following 2 we got
>>218068455Andrew is the best one, objectively. He isn’t a pushover goody two-shoes and has a kind of anger to him.
>>218068530Retard jeeter take. Tobey yells at uncle ben and had clear anger n angst. People only bitch about him cause flash picked on him more than in the comics so they say it's so inaccurate. Peter was not riding around on skateboards while fidgeting around like a spaz doucbebag.Tobey was the best. Just the sounds Tobey makes when he's beating people up or getting his ass beat are better than anything andrew or Tom do with the character spiderman
218068603Jesus fucking Christ, can I not say anything anymore without some retarded /pol/tard accusing me of being brown for simply disagreeing with him? Not even gonna fuckin’ read the rest of what you wrote, you dumbfuck. I would rather be accused of being a plebbitor or sóy than this bullshit. Nu-4chan fucking sucks, man.
>>218068603no, it’s not the “jeeter take”. it’s the “i actually understand the character and i’m not a mindless raimi fanboy” take. i’m so fucking sorry that the shit you grew up with isn’t as good as you think it is.
>>218068530Are you young? He was a horrible spiderman. Its fine for movies and adaptations to deviate a bit. Andrew was just boring and honestly looked and acted kind of faggy in the role
i guess i’ll have my “fuentes turning on trump/vance” moment. fuck sam raimi. he’s a shitty filmmaker and a KIKE and his spider-man movies? they’re fucking garbage.>>218068028you’re brown>>218068057you’re brown>>218068104guess what? you’re brown, too>>218068455you’re super brown>>218068603ultra brownyou like the sam raimi spider-man movies? you’re fucking brownyou wanna fucking ruin discussion on the /tv/ board? i’ll make your threads unusable.
>>218068855tobey maguire is a shitty actor and you’re a jeet. >it’s fine for adaptations to deviate into total dogshitbrown take!
>>218068659Sadly you really can't anymore. You are brown/You are [Indian sounding name] is now the ubiquitous reddit downvote here
>>218068900oh now, it’s only a problem when i shit on what YOU like, right? it’s only when i spam the thread shitting on raimi and tobey, THAT’S when you care.dear chinkmoot. shut this fucking goddamn website down now.
4chan is a shitty website for shitty people. you do not deserve the right to free speech on the internet. i will happily vote for the next political party that is favor of controlling what you say and think and do.
Nobody gives a shit about the comics, those are for kids/manchildren.
>>218067347Welllll as a comicsfag who loves 60s Spidey (specially Ditko and Romita), it's a wonderful movie, I dont care
>>218068969you’re a brown jeet who can’t read. nobody cares about you because you’re a fucking loser who jerks off to tranime and warhammer.>>218068970you’re brown
is that enough? did i make my point clear? or do i need to keep going and keep showing you neckbeards who the alpha of this situation is?
>>218068985>you’re brownlol, just go to /co/ and spam any spidey thread with that please. I'm giving you my opinion and you behave like... well
>>218068057Bitch is really annoyingAnd shes faking reactions, she already watched all these movies
>>218067347I think Tobey could be like 10% more quipy and angry, but he's still the best all around Peter. The ultimate Peter Parker is Christopher Daniel Barnes just fyi
>>218069011your opinion is fucking trash because you’re a brown sam raimistein fan who needs to kill himself. comics are the only reason anyone gives a shit about this dead medium you call film
>>218067347we get it you watch RLM
>>218069035tobey is indian
Spiderman wasn't even a comic book, he's a Sam Raimi original creation
>>218067347It's a pretty great movie. OP sucks cocks.
>>218067347Best part about this movie is the Green Goblin, Spider Man and Peter Parker are only good in the first half where he gets his powers, after that he takes a backseat and becomes a boring non character
>>218069035>some literal who voice actor is the best peter parkerLmfao these troons and their obsession with VAs and animation, nobody gives a fuck about those and if we're talking animated Peter Parker I'd have to go with the one from the MTV show which is supposed to be Tobey Maguire but not because it's nothing like him
>>218068874Brown bordering on black take
>>218067347shut up, retard
>>218069187>Nph is the best Peter Mind numbingly bad opinion. CDB and the animated series remains peak
>That part when Green Goblin rapes Spider-Man in front of thousands of onlookers>The way his zyklon-enhanced Gobby cock rips through Spidey’s Suit and into his virgin asshole like tissue paper>The way his screams and threats turned to pained shouts as he realizes escape is no longer an option>When he looks down in sheer terror at the growing wet spot on his groin, realizing he just had his first prostate orgasm from being fucked in the ass>The way any remaining resolve in him just fucking crumbles in that moment>His cries and pleas become reduced to pathetic moans and whimpers to the shock of horrified onlookers>With a final thrust, Green Goblin pumps his HIV-ridden hot seed deep into Spidey’s asshole, pulls out, and throws his limp body to the ground>”WE’LL MEET AGAIN, SPIDER-BITCH” he shouts as he flies away, laughing Maniacally>The friendly neighborhood Spider-Man is reduced to a quivering, sobbing faggot with a gaped asshole the camera zooms onto, semen leaking out>The crowd’s shock has morphed into anger and bloodlust toward the failed hero> A Lynch mob forms, throwing garbage and screaming venemous slurs>Spidey looks up to see Mary Jane near the front of the mob, screaming “LET’S CUT HIS FUCKING COCK OFF”>The searing and popping of flesh as they brand his forehead with the word “SODOMITE” in large, bold letters>Spider-Man slings a web and swings away as his asshole drips out Goblin's seed and the crowd hurls rocks at him but Spider-Man eventually escapes.
>>218068530then how come nobody liked those movies when they came out
>>218070478I liked the first one when it got announced, the 2nd one I lost all interest when I saw fucking jaime fox was in it, fuck that guy.
>>218070478>Wastes time on Peter's parentsThis is especially bad in two >Garfield had the right angst but it was portrayed wrong. Non prescription glasses? Skateboarding? >All the actors stutter their dialogue like Sam Witwicky>Really bland villains>Terrible costume in the first one>Turning Gwen's death into a joke
AND THEY SAY THAT A HERO WILL SAVE US
>>218070435>YEAH TAKE IT SPIDER-BITCH don't tell harryThe theater gasped, cried, the catharsis was legendary.
i understand all of rich's arguments against this movie. but its a damn good movie regardless. looks good, feels good, sounds good, fun to watch.
>>218070478they were like weird raimi film knock offs, and were releasing along side the avengers
>>218068874gay as fuck
>>218072107It's funny that this is somehow ended up being seen as a negative, Avengers looks like a fucking straight to VOD movie compared to the ASM movies
>>218068057WHAT DID SHE THINK OF KIRSTEN DUNST'S HARD ERECT NIPPLES?
>>218067347It is the best one actually.
>>218068530More proof that kids born in the late 90s are aging out of 4chan, and zoomers are unironically taking the site over.
>>218068423Lol, good on ya Jesse
The Raimi Spider-Man films didn't hit their stride until 2 and 3, when they introduced the best but most underutilized girl: Ursula Ditkovitch. She's lived rent free in my head for years.
>>218067347If I could remove RLM from the universe, I would.
>>218068057Teach her this next time. This is how you do I love you (ILY) in sign language.https://youtu.be/VclUyl-PKVk?t=81
Mac Gwire was a better Parker than fucking Holland's Spider-Boy
Raimi's is the only one that grows up, therefore he's the best.
>>218073219MCU Peter is apparently gonna be college senior in BND which means he'll be just as old or even older than Raimi's Peter was in SM3.
>>218073297tom holland is like 30
