AHHHHH NOOOOO
>>218072158>here's that 30 year old teenager i was telling you about
>>218072158Would the average woman prefer him or girth master as their partner? I just want to know about priorities.
>>218072210Faggot response you should kys
>>218072224probably him. most people have a human ratio. if youre 6 foot 5 youre probably like 7 inches. girth master is for women who want to be porn stars
>>218072158this shit is so funny because you cannot fake being in highschool if you're an adult. teens don't even have fully developed facial features their faces are always softed/rounded compared to their adult face.also idk how common this is but my highschool football team was really bad and spergy like almost every player was on the spectrum
>>218072224women want>tall>handsome>richalways in that order. large cocks are a meme since vaginas can be tightened and loosened at will - eg. if a girl is into you, she will squeeze during sex to make it feel better, and you will also feel it. if she is a passive aggressive slut, she will loosen to fuck with you and try to get you to go limp so she can bring it up later. sorry you never had a father or older brother teach you these things.
>>218072260>if youre 6 foot 5 youre probably like 7 inches.You have uncanny ability to guessI am literally 6'5" and 7"not even a larp just funny to stumble uponsadly neither measurements are going to good usejdimsa
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>>218072276I graduated over ten years ago and almost all of the guys on the Varsity football team looked exactly like him; I like to think its more of an image of what used to be a normal jock on purpose. Just look at the rest of the cast and the episode where they roasted him just proves this. Your school sounds like its probably full of fags too.
>>218072333can't believe how many anons fell for the self hate psyop bait
>>218072333Except athletes literally workout daily.
>>218072276>my highschool football team was really bad and spergy like almost every player was on the spectrumYou dudes pick the weirdest shit to larp about.
>>218072405MUH GENETICS
>>218072260>if youre 6 foot 5 youre probably like 7 inches.this shit is totally randommy best friend in high school was a fucking giant bordering on 7 foot (his midget dad fucked a literal ghoul looking giantess and you cannot convince me this wasnt his intention but nevermind that) but girls would mock him openly for coming up very short to the point that he eventually switched schools voluntarilyheight has zilch to do with what you are packing
>>218072333No lies detected.
>>218072411I'm imagining this and it's fucking hilarious. I would have watched their every game.
>>218072260>>218072448>be me>handsome /fit/ 6'2">girls at the office would openly flirt with me>they'd often joke how big i am down there>if they knew the truth it would be the end of me
>>218072405Unironically you could be great in shape if you worked out 1 hour x 3 days a week and didn't eat like complete shit.But no, you're too fucking lazy.
>>218072369>>218072411>>218072460We had some chads but they were a year above me so I'm really just describing the team as of my senior year. But you guys have really never been exposed to the severely overweight lineman with aspergers archetype?
>>218072158Everyone talks shit about manlets but womanlets are even worse
>>218072713Yup, tiny tasia with Rodney Moore is awful. Same as gauge. Im being facetious.
>>218072623I know a guy who went through college football with a full ride scholarship and in the 20 years we've been friends he's never been anything other than a massive fucking nerd. So yeah, I get you.
>>218072623You said most of the team dipshit, not the one guy who is the team goofball. We all went to high school anon, grow up and stop role-playing on the internet.
>>218072333>normies don't think about anything dude. they just go with the flowlol. what a retarded image
>>218072158Sports teacher in highscool was obsessed with Rugby and interstate tournaments. He approached me not once, but 3 separate occasions saying i would be a "good fit"I would have gotten so many concussions & injuries if I'd listened to him, instead i skipped most my Gym classes. The only time any of us had fun was with some turban wearing indian substitute teacher who let us play Soccer
>>218072474It sucks how if you banged a single one of them all of them would know about your pp
This show is trash.
>>218072333>putting up with the retarded horseshit of a 16y girl just to get some dry handjobs and awkward hookups in a carpretending teenage dating is a cornerstone of male development is laughably dumb. the good fucks only starts in your early-mid 20s when both men and women build actual personalities and learn to say what they even like in the first place.if you never get laid until 18 it doesnt matter, if you never get laid until 28 then you should worry
>>218072158I dint feel anything.That ache for love denied us gone.Just a comfortable number emptiness.Damn, thats where my writing energy came from, that and anger and horny. from. Now im suicidal again.
>>218073927>early-mid 20s when both men and women build actual personalitiesWomens brains peak maturity at 16. Mans brains peak at 24. A 17 year old man is always more mature than even a 25 year old woman.
>>218074119What a load of horseradish!
>>218072730Their pros stupid. Cuntlets are fun as a sport fuck and to be the big dick guy theyll always remember. But goddamn...
>>218072333Written by a petty loser desperate to keep people down because deep down they believe they are hopeless and dont want to risk trying.
>>218073954More!
>>218072158Alexa mogs Sydney imo
>>218074197What exactly is it you "try" though? You can't just effort your way out of being a retard.
>>218074271Life sucks.But you work at it.Thats all there is too it. Im probably clinically insane but I sort of make it. I think.
>>218072333This is dumb. Everyone is self-improving all the time, including normies. Normie YouTube is just a bunch of diet hacks and skincare routines and workout optimizations so you can improve yourself.
Yesterday I had the perfect chance to take a photo of my college crush, but I missed it. Now I feel awful.She doesn’t post any photos on her socials and she already has a beta looking boyfriend, yet I still can’t shake the feeling we’re meant for each other. I wanna kill myself. I like her so much. Only girl I've felt this much for
>>218074395She's probably having sex with him rn.
>>218074357That's the whole point though. Normalfags are making new years resolutions to hit the gym, try some new diet, get a better job, etc.. They aren't lying awake at 3am wondering how to have a normal social life. They aren't posting on 4chan asking if they should just lose their virginity to a prostitute finally at the age of 27.
>>218072158Help me out bros.What emotion is this supposed to make me feel?
>>218074453Nah she's very prude. Ignores people as much as she can. Has only one friend.S pends only 20% of college hours with that beta. Plus her house is near the college so her family has a watch on her
>>218074468There are people who went to prison who get out and work back into normal lives, people who were homeless drug addicts who get back on their feet, you're just looking for an excuse not to try. You have the same victim complex as a black dude blaming racism when he gets fired for showing up late for work.
>>218074468Everyone has their own demons that keep them up at night. Most normies aren't sleeping well either. Lots of them haven't had sex in a long time, or at all. The ones that have had relationships are haunted by how they went wrong and what they could have done to fix things.
>>218072333the more time passes and the more I realize this is 100% true.
>>218074536You're comparing a permanent state to a temporary one. You can get out of jail and get a job. You can't unsperg yourself and be a normalfag.Not to mention, you and every other normalfag hinges their entire argument about this on "you just don't wanna try bro!". It's all the funnier because you've almost certainly seen spergs flop socially when they do try and put themselves out there, and probably even made fun of them yourself for it.
When I was 13 I began feeling empty and detached and depressed and I decided that I was going to kill myself when I was around 30 years so for almost my whole life I have been doing nothing and letting the time sail to deliberately ruin my life and abandon and neglect all opportunities and other's company so that by the time I'm 30 I will feel so detached and gone that with or without symptoms of clinical depression I will still feel like committing suicide is all I have left to do. I'm 27.
>>218074630The tv show profit.
ive spent the past 15 years masturbating and being sad on the computer, i have subpar verbal and nonverbal reasoning (clinical assessment), my amygdala is hyperactive and i have mild frontal lobe damage (brain scan), i've spent the past 6 years blasting my brain with highly potent THC doses almost daily, i'm short, i have bad skin, i haven't felt well rested in 5 years, i have $15 in my checking account, i don't have any skills including basic ones like knowing to drive a car, my friends are gone, family is mired in conflict and resentment my mother literally smokes weed and cigarettes indoors around her two new children all day and i ruined thanksgiving by calling it out and im now alienated from half of my white trash family, my dad is chronically alone and told me he considers suicide a lot, i don't harbor any specific dreams or ambitions i can't manifest complex ideas or plans in my head, im so underweight you can see all my ribs, i am clinically diagnosed with autism, CPTSD, ADHD, OCD, and major depression. i live in america and not Haiti or something and i have a clean record, so that's kind of goodim genuinely, unironically, bewildered by emotional defeat. i am not joking at all when i say that i don't know what to do with my life except work up the nerve to maybe end it before it gets any worse. my life is such a multi layered shit storm that i don't even know if i have the essential clarity to articulate this in its entirety to a therapist. can't just join the army either
>>218072304Anon.1.Vaginas come in different sizes. Width depth wetness sensitivity(hormones and levels of vibrator abuse affects this greatly)2.Most women dont know how to tighten themselves at will, its a reflex.3.Most of these guys are victims of infant genital mutilation. So they wont feel what they really should. So they only care about tightness since their nerve endings and gspot are ripped off and glans numbed from keratinization. Adding in excessive masturbation and you get the perfect storm. What do you think the need for super tight pussy and excessive pushing for anal is about?
>>218073927>if you never get laid until 28 then you should worryI'm approaching 27, I'm a KHV and I don't even have friends anymore. Is it over?
>>218074617What do you mean by "suceed" when it comes to social interaction. People like youvakwats say things like this but are never really clear.
>>218074617OK, then kill yourself. You hate yourself and don't want to even try to get better and you're wallowing on 4chan. Why not just walk away?
>>218074607It's one of my favorites. Every time it gets posted it absolutely mind-breaks normies>but he goes to the gym>but he does put in effortIt's literally the normalfag version of "but i did have breakfast".
>>218074617>You can't unsperg yourself and be a normalfagSocializing more and with a wide variety of people will make you less spergy. The problem is that spergs mess up a couple of times and don't want to try anymore. Because they have no new experiences coming in, they end up dwelling on their past miseries, and it warps them. Worse, they sit on forums like this or /r9k/ which are actually way harsher and meaner spirited than the normie world and they become fearful. I made a concerted effort to actually try going to meetups in my city and join hobbyist groups around 25 and by 26 I had lost my virginity.
>>218072304>she will loosen to fuck with you and try to get you to go limpKek, I hate when that happens.
>>218074657Someone out there right now is hoping you make it. Don't look fir grand turn around victories. Build up small ones and stack them like stones till youve built a mountain of achievement. Something you can stand on snd scream from.
>>218074696Misery loves company. I mean in a sincere way not in the crabs in a bucket way.
>>218074696>>you just gotta try>here's why "try" isn't really the issue>>you just didn't try>that doesn't work>>did you try trying
>>218074722People with this mindset don't need advices. They've made up their mind. They know their shit.
>>218074593Mental illness is a complete epidemic. Normieness wasn't okay to begin with and these days literally most people are more than a lil neurotic. Criminals, whores, and druggies make up much of normiedom and their parents really are gay and psycho, the economy is piss and there is not always a Chad, the majority of workers in this country work in food n shit, don't have shit... When we think of normies we really are thinking of rich people. They're not all rich and good looking but even the uggos have it better than poor chads. To be here instead of fuckistan, to not get sick, and to have a chance at anything is cool but unless you idk really fucking nail it in HS you won't be getting the same cake ass dgaf shit anywhere lifestyle that comes with parents who will pay for college and the rest of your 20s and a down payment on a house
>>218074742Again, why not kill yourself? You're never going to get better, so what's the point?
>>218072486>1 hour x 3 days a weekDoing that currently.>didn't eat like complete shitI can't manage my constant stress and anxiety otherwise.
>>218074772>we really are thinking of rich people.Meant to say college people
>>218074792>Again, why not kill yourself? You're never going to get better, so what's the point?That's what the liquor is for.
>>218074772>that comes with parents who will pay for college and the rest of your 20s and a down payment on a houseDown payment on a house, on a car, hell, parents like this will usually pull some connections to set you up with a good job or two as well. Being from a single mother family is an outright curse.
Must be easy being 6'6
Got spat on by someone yesterday. I just didn’t try hard enough damn
>>218072333Based.
>>218074197An asian most likely, they're resentful and petty like that.
>>218072260mate if you're handsome and charming, a girl will not give a shit about your dick size unless it is EXTREME, e.g. 2-3 inches when hard or so big it hurts.
>>218074713You're just describing temporarily embarrassed normies, people that just needed a bit of exposure therapy to get out of their shell. Some people are actually just wired wrong mentally.
>>218072333tactical trvth nvke incoming
>>218074792Why mad, bro?
>>218072333>>218072158Aren't these the same dudes?Also the blonde dumped his ass later
>>218072333Faggots like this should keep their whiny faggot woe is me pussy shit to themselves. Hes making excuses for his lack of willpower. He can eat more and cry.
>>218074657stop being such a negative nancy
>>218075409>having a bitchfit over a greentext>calling other whiny pussiesimagine larping as a fake tough guy boomer on 4chan
>>218072333>never kissed a girl at 23 years oldDamn, I'm way older than that. I gave up on all that shit over 2 decades ago though when I was 15.
>>218073954I hope they are married now
>>218075532Stop being a learned helplessness tard
>>218072865It's true, or atleast you could say that they do think but they don't really question anything. Like they don't have that deep introspective view of life. Doesn't really matter anyways, since it is largely useless outside of academia and only makes you develop a superiority complex
>>218073954bouncy
>>218075532>I gave up on all that shit over 2 decades ago though when I was 15.shiet, you're literally me lel. pretty sure even my parents knew it was over before it even began with me.>>218075567there's learned helplessness, and there's just knowing you've got a shit hand.
>>218072158Bond! James bond!
>>218073954I work out almost everyday and my working bench is 120kg to give an idea of strength but I can never experience this because my gf is an obese useless cunt
>>218074796You're stress and anxious BECAUSE you're eating like shit.A clean diet is a clean mind.
>>218073967>Damn, thats where my writing energy came from, that and anger and horny. Yes, unfortunately for us men our creative drive is inextricably linked to our sexual energy. When I was younger I was very creative, constantly making, drawing, writing. But as I got older and my failures with women kept stacking up, eventually I gave up on women and my creative drive went with it, though I didn't realize it at the time.
>>218075567I drew the joker card, can't compete even with those that just a got a high card. Sometimes you have to recognize that it's over and to just shift all your focus to other things. I know you normies refuse to accept that some people just aren't meant to have relationships or even be around other people.>>218075603>pretty sure even my parents knew it was over before it even began with meMy parents did contribute somewhat to me being fucked by not socializing me when I was <6 years old. They also never taught me even the most basic of shit.
>>218075627But does she give good head? Fatsos usually do.
>>218074657Unironically clean your room, do the Jordan Peterson thing. Clean your room completely, then the hallway, living room, and suddenly you'll find yourself in a grand struggle against the forces of darkness.
>>218074657>i've spent the past 6 years blasting my brain with highly potent THC doses almost daily, i'm short, i have bad skin, i haven't felt well rested in 5 yearsYeah maybe don't use that much weed then, it clearly isn't helping you.
Height is everything
>>218075744>mam this is a highschool
>>218072486I am in-shape, but it's kind of pointless now.If I was as fit as I am now in high school instead of a fat fuck, I would most likely have gotten laid.I even went to a school without jocks or super attractive people, yet I still managed to fuck it up.As an adult, the standards are way higher unless you're really good looking.You're expected to have a place, a car, a semi-decent job, and even then, that's the bare minimum.And now, even my body isn't that impressive, since roids are way more popular.
Kill me
>>218074840>Being from a single mother family is an outright curse.should be ilegal
