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>>218140225I really hope the finale isn't 75% Dunk & Egg having a "falling out" until in the last few minutes they decide to travel together as Knight and Squire.
So who wins the game of thrones? Just spoiler me.
Sometimes I wish I had never watched GOT so I could read it instead.
nth for Milly
>>218140248The books are pretty different and still worth reading.
>>218140244>falling out?they literally were like brothers last episode
>>218140244If the last 25% is just a breakfast making montage again, I dont mind it
>>218140248Is Malazan a good alternative to read for fantasy?
>>218140257post her fat tits
>wakes up from a 2 week coma>immediately burns the entire Sept to the groundMaegor series when?
>>218140266the trailer makes it seems like they're going to create unnecessary conflict out of dunk refusing to take egg with him at first
HOTTEST ASOIAF GIRL GO
>>218140245Lord Bronn the funny of the Reach.
>>218139937What was Jon Connington on during the battle of the bells? Mf was dueling top tiers left and right and somehow stayed alive.
>mother is a florent>closest blood relation to the Gardeners and Garth Greenhand>somehow stays fat against all laws of natureSamwell Tarly is the reincarnation of Garth Greenhand, he will use his fat pink mast to repopulate Westeros after the Long Night
Thank you Sarah Smith! Fuck you Sara Hess!
is it gay that I got emotional re-watching the last episode with my dad
>>218140322Only if you sucked his dick
>>218140297
>>218140039First men status doesn't really count for much in the south when all the first men houses are totally interbred with andals and fully adopted andal culture/religion. It's even easy to argue that northerners are more andal than first men in culture with all the changes they happily adopted only baring the religion aspect. Even the Wildlings adopted andal language because it's just that much better. >Manderly's are seen as outsidersAre they? They've been in the north and Stark bannermen for a thousand years at this point.
>>218140266The teaser heavily implies that's going to be the bulk of the episode
>>218140338I've seen Bunnings girls cuter than her
>>218140314Rewatching makes me so mad every time this fat faggot survives “against all odds” especially that last “battle”
>>218140245Gregor Clegane. He raped his way to victory.
the timing of the Rafe stuff was fucking awfuli don't dislike it as story but its position right in the middle of episode 5 essentially replacing most of the trial was a dogshit decision, and it went on for 3x longer than it should have
>>218140311>What was Jon Connington onhomo lust for Rhaegar
>>218140361yasome anon in one of these threads suggested the flashback would've worked better if there were just a few minutes of it in each episode, and dunk's blackout would've just had a few minutes of the conclusion with "get up"
>>218140287.>>218140349Must be very cute
>>218140311>kills "the Darling of the Vale">Robert stumbles out of a whorehouse still wounded, with no armor, and using a random sword instead of his hammer>kills Rhaegar's former squire>fucks Connington up so badly he has to retreat and loses the battle as a resultreally puts into perspective how unstoppable Robert was
>>218140245Sir Glup Shitto of the Rhine
the targshit conquest is a historical parallel to the norman invasion, right
>>218140358STOP RAPING SER
>>218140414Yes.
>>218140225I would make fun of that pic, but based on wut I can make out at the bottom of that framed item, it's something that young actor really appreciates. >Q: When is a gift not a gift?>A: When it's not personal.
>>218140288I CANT BREED
>>218140225Goerge? who the fuck is that and who would want a figure of him? The other 3 are cool.>>218140245No one, the seven kingdoms are disolved. Some invents the steam engine and a printing press and science saves the world just like irl.
>Northerners are cowardly savag-ACK!Andalcucks tolerated targshits even when they didn't have dragons. They would've let Aerys burn the country to the ground if he didn't decide to fuck with the Starks.
>>218140403Robert wasn’t human, he was a literal demon on the battlefield
>>218140455He gifted that to George not the other way around.
>>218140341>Are they? They've been in the north and Stark bannermen for a thousand years at this point.>"The Manderlys are no northmen, not down deep. 'Twas no more than nine hundred years ago when they came north, laden down with all their gold and gods. They'd been great lords on the Mander until they overreached themselves and the green hands slapped them down. The wolf king took their gold, but he gave them land and let them keep their gods."this is how a lord from the Three Sisters sees them, I doubt people like the Umbers or Karstarks have any different opinion on them. Probably harsher if anything. If the Manderlys ever got uppity the other Northern lords would love to knock them down a peg and take some of their gold>Even the Wildlings adopted andal language because it's just that much better.this is more just a result of GRRM being a lazy hack
Lyanna wouldn't like Robert
>>218140524TRVTH NVKE
>>218140524>Lyanna didn't like Robertfixed
>>218140414It's meant to be but it's very different. Unlike the Normans the Targs kept the vast majority of nobility in place and in principal adopted the native customs and language.
>*naps on Skagos waiting for the chance to kill more targshit dragons in your path*can't wait until Dany crosses the sea only for this lad to instantly eat her tiny little dragons
>>218140480History and lore had great art.
>>218140248Sometimes i ask chatGPT to create pictures from the books alone and totally disregarding the tv show
>>218140524>>218140541Lyanna didn't like Robert because, according to the books, she believed he was too much of a serial whoremonger and would not be faithful to her and to any family they create.So of course in her feminine wisdom she chose to elope with Rhaegar, a man with a wife and children.
>kneels
>>218140584Absolutely correct and accurate writing reflecting woman relationship logic
>>218140490Correct. And then George gifted it back because he's a stubborn lazy bastard that cannot be bothered to write the thrilling conclusion of the very story that he created and made a gorillion dollars off of... DAMNIT!
>>218140524She would've eventually killed him if given the chance.
>>218140373Imma be honest, i didn't like him being revealed to be a homo faggot who's gay for cock. If he was just a gruff loyal follower trying to sit his old friend's son on a throne before he dies i would've been much more sympathetic to his story.
>>218140581not far from the tv show to be fair
>>218140403Even Caersei admits she initially considered being a genuine wife for Robert due to how impressive he was.
>>218140581This somehow looks even more shabby and peasant than show-Winterfell.
>>218140581>>218140634even if you tell it not to go off the show, it will still go off the show, hence why these look exactly like the show (tyion here looks exactly like Dinkleage)
>>218140620WEAR IT IN SILENCE OR ILL HONOR YOU AGAIN
>>218140524>arya and gendry are both explicitly described as clones of Lyanna and Robert in both appearance and personality>they get along greatthe tragedy around Lyanna is that she was a retarded 14 year old who judged Robert without even meeting him and convinced herself the marriage wouldn't work. She then gets gaslit by a married man, resulting in half her family and herself dying. The wild tomboy thought she was escaping an awful marriage, only to end up dying locked up in a tower in childbirth. Gendry is Robert, Rhaegar is Joffrey. Brainlets will deny it
Not a single partner would've ever liked Robert. He isn't made to have a loyal monogamous relationship.
>>218140664twas cersei who ate the widow woman's pie
>>218140651Winterfell is not a 500K people city, how do you imagine it?
>>218140584George really wrote himself into a corner with Rhaegar and Lyanna where there's no way to reveal the details of their relationship without casting them as horrifying retarded selfish people who got thousands of people killed, ended a 300 year dynasty and threw the country into chaos just so they could bang.
Cute and canon!
>"magic is a sword without a hilt">dunk wins the fight by flipping his sword and striking while holding the bladeI don't know what that means but it looks cool af
>>218140668Gendry is nothing like Robert lmao, he literally waved Bella away when she tried to fuck him.
why doesn't HBO,>pay the fat faggot a gorillion as an advance payment to finish the books>make a LOGH-tier epic TV adaptation that never deviates from it- I'm talking entire 20 minute episodes dedicated to sansa having dysentery
>>218140297frogfu
We got a lot of men that love rape, but where are the girls that love rape?
I finna tried to abduct Aerys to force him to abdicate and he killed Elia and our children when he found out I was scheming
>>218140592AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>218140686She was a rebellious child who was running away from an arranged marriage she didn't want, and he was obsessed with superstition and literally thought he was saving the world by getting that pussy, neither one of them was capable of lucidly understanding the consequences of what they were doing.
>>218140645that was when she was desperately trying to guilt trip Ned into not telling Robert the truth, she was lying her ass off. Her own POV shows she fucked Jaime the day of their wedding and ignored every attempt Robert made to get closer to her so she could fuck Jaime.if Robert hadn't listened to a single piece of advice from Jon Arryn he would have been the best king in Westeros history>wanted to remain single, Stannis would be his heir>wanted to kill all the targshits, no dragons hatch to torch the realm>without Jon Arryn telling him to get close to the Lannisters, he can punish them to make Ned happy and isolate them to prevent them gaining powerwe were close to a golden age led by Bobby B
>>218140677I mean by their standards as long he isn't abusive, a woman might have endured him. Lyanna was just retarded and didn't think that if she just stayed put she would have had a nice life. They could have had separate chambers and everything.
>>218140686It works if you picture rhaegar and Lyannas story as a satirical black comedy instead of the serious tragic romance George thinks it is
>>218140592I don't know how Northmen cope this shameful cowardice away and still act boastful. Stormlands, Westerlands, Reach, Riverlands all put up a fight. Dorne continued resistance and won. The Vale is excused because it had a child king. The weirwood arrow plan was a good plan I don't get it.
>>218140668>she was a retarded 14 year old who judged Robert without even meeting himAnd you judged Lyanna without even meeting her on page lmao.
>>218140772Lyanna was a fucking nostradamus if she could tell he would be an unfaithful fuck and backed out immediately
>>218140713because Arya was there, aka exactly how Robert would be if he had Lyanna. GRRM wrote the backstory about the Durrandons being the ultimate waifufags for a reason
>>218140772
>>218140795Inb4 Bloodraven made her run with Rhaegar
>>218140795People forget that Lyanna was also Arya 1.0 and was just never going to be happy being some noble Lady dealing with court life every day
>>218140706This is actually possible and a valid fighting strat if you have the right gauntlets for it. The sword pummel is a lot better doing damage against a plated target. Same with holding it like a spear so you can make a precise stab in the weakpoint of the armor. However shown by dunk getting his hand pierced with a dagger, dunk was not wearing the right gloves for it and would just cut his hand open by doing this.
>>218140795Bloodraven warged into Lyanna and made her run off with Rhaegar
>>218140837>However shown by dunk getting his hand pierced with a dagger, dunk was not wearing the right gloves for it and would just cut his hand open by doing this.Why didn't Pate just loan him full platemail? He said he probably had something big enough in his wagon.
>>218140843FUCKING BLOODRAVEN AHHHHHHHHH FUCK YOU
>>218140762>>wanted to kill all the targshits, no dragons hatch to torch the realmWhy did Jon Arryn's ask him to spare Viserys and Dany again? It's not like he abhorred children being killed for politics considering he didn't back Ned in condemning Tywin.
Houses Blackwood and Manderly mirror each other
>>218140686why do you think he started pulling stuff out of his ass like "muh aegon's dream"? The only way to make it look better is to resort to the worst fantasy tropes that GRRM has always criticized>r-rhaegar wasn't a selfish retard, he HAD to do it to save the world with his magical prophecy babythis more than anything is probably why he hasn't finished the books, he either goes against his own supposed reason for creating the series or he has to admit his special snowflake characters are pieces of shit
>>218140843Even he is not that depraved. Even he can't stomach the feel of tits on his body and possible incoming period cramps, so he won't warg into a woman's body
>>218140880Jon Arryn is a plot device not a character, it's better not to bother thinking about it
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>>218140788>I don't know how Northmen cope this shameful cowardice away and still act boastfulLive to die another day andalshit. What's your excuse for not Shepherd'ing the incestuous abominations sooner?
>>218140244>I really hope the finale isn't 75% Dunk & Egg having a "falling out" until in the last few minutes they decide to travel together as Knight and Squire.The finale will be an endless loop of shitting, pissing, farting and puking.
>>218140835Who says that she had to get heavily involved with court? She should have realised if she stays pregnant 24/7 no one would bother her with politics. She could also run around the Stormlands when she feels like being whimsical. Not a single thought of how to have an easy life run through her mind I fear.
>>218140895He spent an infinite amount of time gooning to every rape that has taken place with an 8 year old boy he crippled for the purpose.
>>218140880my guess is Arryn was equally disgusted morally but was less idealistic than Ned. If Tywin was alienated at that time the Reach and Dorne could have rallied around Viserys and fucked up the rebels. After things settled down post-war and Viserys and Dany were reduced to poor beggars he had no reason to justify killing them
>>218140938He didn't warg into Jaime. Stop coping Ser.
>>218140880Better question is why didn't Stannis chase them to seven hells?
>>218140403Jon Connington wasn't brutal enough and didn't burn the city down around Robert's ears.
>>218140914Send Barristan after him on an MGS mission.
>>218140950Because he is a useless dumbfuck
>>218140835>doesn't want to be a noble lady>runs off with the crown princeshe could have fucked Hodor or ran off to Essos. She's more like a combination of Arya's wildness with Sansa's naive stupidity. Like even if Brandon and Rickard don't get killed, is she just going to be Rhaegar's royal whore? No way the 2nd marriage bullshit is being allowed by the faith
I like first men and andals Fuck targs tho
All Westerosi should be light haired and light eyedStarks can stay, Lyanna is hot
>>218140936>She should have realised if she stays pregnant 24/7And that's better than "being some noble Lady dealing with court life every day" how?
I only like first men. Fuck andaloids and the targs
>>218140248The books are elevated by contrast.
ITTwe discuss and nitpick autistic details from the setting, lore and world buildingI'll starthttps://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Maesters>black iron,[26] signifying ravenry[51][3]>brass[26]>bronze,[13][26] signifying astronomy or astrology[N 3]>copper,[13][3][26][56] signifying history[N 4]>electrum[56]>yellow gold,[56] signifying mathematics or economics,[58][59] that is the study of money and accounts[13] or sums and numbers[51]>red gold[26]>iron,[26] signifying warcraft[13]>lead[13][3][26]>pewter[3]>platinum[26]>silver,[26] signifying medicine, healing, and the functions of the body[51][13][3]>steel[26]>tin[13][3][26]>Valyrian steel, signifying the higher mysteries[51]>While there are only fifteen known links, and thus fifteen known subjects of expertise taught at the Citadel, there are twenty-one known current archmaesters of the Citadel, for only eight of whom a specialty is known./tv/ guess the subject matter for the metals who haven't been defined yetalso since the rainbow is a symbol of the Faith of the Seven, it stands to reason that each of the seven primary colors stands for one the seven gods; what color do you associate to each god ?
the entirety of essos was a fucking mistake
OHNONONONOLyanna is my onahole now
My House would convert to the Seven when the Andals came, but we'd keep our Godswood and wouldn't burn the weirwood tree.
>>218141007What about Sothoryos?
>>218140947>the omniscient pervert who can see every possible timeline needs to warg into people to nudge the timeline towards his preferred outcomeIt was as easy as getting a bird to fly by the broken tower while in Bran's field of view.
>>218140997>ravenry is an entire discipline on-par with medicinelmao what
Can someone post the do you yield blackfyre bastards webm?
>>218140917Andals in Dorne had it covered
>>218140997>steel[26]Theology
has anyone made a bloodraven smug pepe
>>218140997Which metal would signify philosophy?
>>218141021why did the omniscient Bran have to warg into Willis to make Hodor
>>218140788GRRM is objectively a hack, him adding in all the skinchanging lore in Dance and Bloodraven as a character breaks his storythe North would/should have warg assassins that put the Faceless Men to shame. They could kill or poison anybody at any time via skinchanging while jerking off in Winterfell. Realistic outcome of Targs trying to conquer the North is Aegon and his sisters getting -ACK'D out of nowhere when some falcons rip out their throats
>>218140245At the end of the book they all look at the camera and crown you the reader.
>>218141035Nvm had it all along, good Egg this one
>>218141035blackfyre fucking shits and bitterseethers
>>218140245everyone dies
>>218141053>if bloodraven is omniscient then bran has to be as wellBran is not part of the weirwood trees.
Yeah, every bit of plot is Bloodraven's doing, he individually makes everything happen. What a great narrative you fucking retards
>>218141031the entire communication apparatus of the seven kingdoms rests on the good rearing of ravens
>>218141095he is now
>>218141051platinum or electrum
>>218140997>also since the rainbow is a symbol of the Faith of the Seven, it stands to reason that each of the seven primary colors stands for one the seven gods; what color do you associate to each god ?citadel was created by the First Men, that's why magic is still a subject despite the Andal seething
>>218141069>>218141077I want to crush his head like a melon
>>218140997>also since the rainbow is a symbol of the Faith of the Seven, it stands to reason that each of the seven primary colors stands for one the seven gods; what color do you associate to each god ?red for the Warrior, orange for the Father, yellow for the Smith, green for the Stranger, blue for the Maid, indigo for the Mother and violet for the Crone
>>218141105Blame george. Bloodraven and Aegons dream nonsense has totally ruined the mystique and sucked all the life out of the room.
>>218141133how old was elia martell when she died given that she had already birthed like 6 kids at the time of robert's rebellion and oberlyn was like 40 at the time of his death
>>218140996Genuinely so, i was flabbergasted at how much better Clash is than season 2.
Any book fags here?Isn't Alys Rivers supposed to be an uber-milf? What do you think of her casting? Who would you have casted instead?
>>218141105>introduce godlike wizard character 20 years into the series, with implied ability to influence the pastwork verry hardu on this, you wrike?
>>218141161I like strong jawed broads, a threesome with her and neckfu would be bliss
>>218141037Rhoynish more like lmao.
>>218140997I wonder what just regular steel is if iron is Warcraft
>>218140361>i don't dislike it as storyEven for unnecessary filler it was just more badly written trash we've come to expect from HBO.>Rafe is a stronk grrl of course and an ugly mulatto mutt (or maybe a tranny?)>White male Dunk is a moron and a pussy>Arlen literally out of nowhere>puke>Dunk schlepps along for mile after mile day after day>whateverThey even missed a simple opportunity to preview this by not having the knight bearing a wrapped body from the battle, be Arlen returning with his dead nephew and squire Roger of Pennytree.
>>218141161Muh dick who is this qt
>>218140843Bloodraven warged into Lyanna and swapped Rhaegar’s spunk with his, impregnating himself
>>218141155story went to shit once he became obsessed with the Targs and Lannisters. Once he lost focus on the Starks it was over, massive retcons to make them look better that fucked up the worldbuilding
Kek at all the seething against Lord Brynden Bloodraven Rivers, hand of the King and true Protector of the Realm. Raven’s Teeth report for duty.
>>218141217Square Woman
>>218141124Did they? Cease, i mean.
>Richest man in all of Westeros >Wears the same armor as his rank and file soldiers >Doesn't even wear a unique helmet Why?
I never noticed the guy playing the Lannister on the council in HotD is also Ser Hugh of the Vale ...
>>218141244Tywin is practical and a pragmatist.
>>218141244He doesn't even fight, it's just spare armour for him>Also doesn't bring excessive attention to him and doesn't make him stand out if attacked by an enemy
>>218141243They haven’t, but they will (after the inevitable civil war caused by Bran being named king with no possible heir)
>>218141224his name is mentioned a grand total of 3 times in the main series btw, Aemon never mentions him once to Jon Snow to help him realize warging is useful(because he hadn't even been created as a character yet)
>>218140686>just so they could bang.No, both thought they were fulfilling a prophecy that would save humanity and had to do it regardless of the costs.
>>218140461>who the fuck is that and who would want a figure of him?Egg made them himself. there were like 4 different ones, and they were personalized for the 4 people he gave them too
>>218141244The same reason tech billionaires wear plain jeans and t-shirts.
>>218141282Aemon was a maester though, wouldn’t he be against magic especially that of the old gods? Also from what I understand warging (difference between green dreams?) is a high level greenseer ability, I can’t remember if Jon ever wargs into Ghost though.
>>218140997>leadalchemy
>>218141214>>White male Dunk is a moron and a pussythis part is particularly egregious, because the entire point of dunk reflecting on him growing up in fleabottom is how it taught him to fight down and dirty which is what lets him win vs aerion. and we see literally none of that in the flashback and he's kind of a gormless wimp who does nothing physical at all until his gfsister is killed. really strange characterization.
>>218141244D&D were too chickenshit to include his gorgeous lion armor.
>>218141120Eh, Hightowers aren’t actually first men they’re empire of the dawn people
Gentlemen, it is an honor and a privilege shitposting with you on this fine Sunday.
>>218141349Forgot image
>>218141244>rank and file soldiers>in a mediaeval societyWhere was the factory churning out exact copies of the same armor for literally every Lannister solider?
>stands by as the Mad King does all the insane shit and keeps clawing his wife like a wild animal in bed>stands by as the Lannisters blatantly betray the previous king's words and betray+execute Ned Stark who acted on the king's words>would have stood with Joffrey probably until his dying day if he wasn't thrown out of the Kingsguardmore like Bystander Selmy lol so much for muh honorable knight
>>218141198Cope. The Rhoynar adopted and integrated into Dornish andal culture not the the other way round, nor did they introduce any noble houses. Absolute primogeniture is all Nymeria brought. And Uller the house that killed Rhaenys and her dragon are burnt andals who live in the deep desert. Only the rivers and the coasts have noticeable Rhoynar dna injection.
>>218141061>him adding in all the skinchanging lore in Dance and BloodravenWarging was already introduced long before that.
>>218141390Lannisport
>>218141244Nigga the lannister fodder soldiers are better equipped than some lords That shit Tywin is wearing would be considered a family artifact by lesser houses
>>218141293Fuck off Jen is WAY prettier than Lyanna
>>218141315>I can’t remember if Jon ever wargs into Ghost thoughhe does it subconsciously all the time. Varamyr is the strongest warg we see in the series and he says the gift is strong in Jon and doesn't even attempt to risk stealing Ghost from him despite wanting a direwolf, even though Jon is untrained
>>218141393He was a knight who remembered his vows, not only when they served him.
Vomit
>>218141425>He was a knight who remembered his vows,Barristan was a knight who chose following his more convenient and safe vows to serve his powerful sire, and ignored the more dangerous and risky vows to protect the innocent and be just
>>218141393Funniest thing i've read on reddit was something like yeah barristan would probably shittalk Dany after going over to Faegon in the Winds.
>>218141385That's just a real helmet, though, with the lion added from another real helmet.
>>218141393>everything comes second to his hyperfixation on his kingsguard oath>takes it very literally>doesn't know how to talk to a woman he supposedly loveswas barristan selmy autistic?
Jaime was a truer knight than Selmyand im tired of pretending he wasnt
>>218141434>not book canon blonde tyeneew
>>218141464Me when I lie
>>218141406the concept is introduced in Clash, but actual rules or details of any kind don't come until Dance. The main issue is that it's obvious GRRM didn't have it planned initially, because a skill like that being relatively common would impact everything the North does. They wouldn't be something out of Old nan's tales, there would be thousands of them across the North
>>218140225>there is no knight of the seven King dim
>>218141244Don't you have eyes? Even with the generic armor he looks like the most important person around.
>>218141464t. jaime
>>218141425if he followed his vows he would have chosen death or the Wall rather than serving Robert when there were still Targaryens alive. Barristan is objectively a fraud
Are we posting helmets?
>>218141471>>218141489Selmy was never tested like Jaime was. Selmy served a nothingburger king and stood by when his oathes were tested.He stood by when countless innocents burned even though he knew it was wrong and evilJaime was willing to throw away his honor and name by killing the mad king, but saving half a million peopleHow many innocents has Selmy protected?
>>218141425Until it was no longer convenient to him. Remind me again what did he do when queen tore up the late king's will and the lawful regent's men were slaughtered?
>>218141416>That shit Tywin is wearing would be considered a family artifact by lesser housesAh yes the sacred family curtain
>>218141516wheres the eye holes?
>>218140225R + L = J
>>218141456Aight.
My prince, it does occur to me that the next ASOIAF project has yet to name a showrunner.D.B. Weiss & Benioff of course made Game of Thrones popular, but you need one who might run a show… with sapphic lesbians and girlbosses.
>>218141464Barristan was a better knight, but Jaime was a better man.
>>218141566I’ve little patience for the self-important, mister Condal. And even less for fanfiction writers.But you are, as it happens, correct. The next show will need to find a good showrunner.I’ll make it your responsibility.
>ASOIAF-world is doomed to be stuck in the medieval era for eternity because they don't have access to hydrocarbons holy shit the white walkers were right, burn it all down
>>218141441>>218141446>>218141512>>218141519>>218141537>Even now, I could cut through the five of you as easy as a dagger cuts cheese.
>>218141584(clears throat) Oh my prince, it is an honor I’d never considered for myse--
>>218141582why is Dunk considered the best knight to ever live then? If a knight is judged by protecting the innocent, being brave, and just, then Jaime blows selmy out the water
>>218141604No, not to serve as showrunner, you toad. To fetch him.Send word to Ira Parker.The flashbacks in Dunk & Egg might be overplayed, but his devotion to the source material has never been in doubt.
>>218141482>because a skill like that being relatively commonFive or seven wargs in the main saga is "relatively common"? And what gamebreaking lore did Varamyr's chapter add beside "skinchangers can live on in their beasts" and "don't get too addicted to being knotted by those sexy sexy wolves"?
>>218141519>has never been tested>rescues his king single-handedly>lannister gets arrested with just a simple trick ambush and locked up for monthsLol. Lmao even
>>218141601>>Even now, I could cut through the five of you as easy as a dagger cuts cheese.yet he refused to lift a finger when a madman on the throne was burning innocents>>218141623do you know what being tested means? Its the test of his knightly oaths, not his skills.
>>218141601Book dialogue sux compared to show sometimesEVEN NOW I COULD CUT THROUGH THE FIVE OF YOU LIKE CARVING A CAKE
>>218141582>better man>starts the worst war since the Dance because he refuses to stop fucking his sisterhe kicked off a brutal war right before a long winter, even without the white walkers he'd be responsible for millions of deaths due to combat and then starvation. Jaime stans get the rope
>>218141545And gorget, and greaves and shoulderpads.
>>218140225That poor child has cancer and all he got was some crappy legos for a show he can’t even watch.
>>218141591Progress is fake and gay. I'd be happier as a ignorant seven worshiping peasant.
>>218141566>sneaky guy in the main story is named varys>sneaky guy in the prequel is named larys
>>218141398I just realized that NONE of the horses in any of the shows have armor except in the joustWasn't horse armor a huge thing in the middle ages?
>whore on twitter talking about how rhaenyra is better because at least she isnt a rapist like Aegon>mention that nyra give the iron islanders free reign to rape and imprison women into sexual slavery as they wish >blocked and comment deleted
>>218141692That’s cute horse armor. Especially the little horn. He thinks he’s a unicorn.
>>218141697>arguing on twitter>having a twitter>discussing game of thrones on twitter>sullying maekar's image with your faggotryBE GONE DEMON! BACK TO THE PITS OF HELL FROM WHENCE YOU CAME
>>218141622>Five or seven wargs in the main saga is "relatively common"?we get told "1 in 1000" First Men are skinchangers, meaning there would be thousands in the North. They are apparently common enough that beyond the wall they can have gatherings and Varamyr got taken to the local warg for training.In Clash the veteran rangers recognize Jon as a warg instantly due to their experience with wildlings, in AGOT somehow First Ranger Benjen doesn't recognize all his nieces and nephews are clearly wargs
>>218141718but its fun
>>218141697why are you arguing with people on twitter
>>218141697>using Maekar for your HotD faggotry postsDEATH TO HOTD NIGGERS
>>218140995Were the First Men proto-Dothraki when they first came to Westeros? The special features from the early seasons led me to think so.
>>218141161Not accurate:
>>218141161look at that chin, probably mogs 90% of the people in this thread
>>218141741Reminder that, canonically, Daenerys went ass to mouth with Daario before hosting this meeting.
>>218141640loyalty to his king is the ultimate test of a knight. a kingsguard specially>king's landing smallfolkthey should have worse coming to them, they are filth
>>218141161It should've been a hot goth mommy. What the fuck is this shitIt would be a great way to have a melisandre cameo without fucking up any lore
>>218141645It's bizzare, in seasons 1-3 the show improved on already great material or did a decent job of adapting it but sometimes it just completely shat the bed for no reason.
>>218141161
>>218141331so basically the more you analyze it, the more shit the OC actually is
>>218140314Didn't Sam get a prison workout from the peacock boat nigs in the books? Looksmaxxing in the citadel and plowing his wildling will have Dany screaming his name as he plunges his thick pink heartsbane into the night king.
>>218141815>in seasons 1-3 the show improved on already great materialSeason 4 did some of that too, Tyrion's trial speech and his meeting with Oberyn are both top tier. And his last scene with his father is better aside from substituting Tysha with Shae and excluding the "i'm you writ small" line.
Post your favorite asoiaf armor, even if its fan art
>>218141869GET UP DUNK
>>218141910Show Shae meanwhile was fucking baffling and awful, and the choice to make her have genuine feelings for Tyrion was bizarre
>>218140245Cosmic bodies. The comet at the beginning fell and destroyed planetos.
>the region with the most uneven mountainous terrain somehow produces the best heavy cavalry in the realmBravo George
>>218141815all the good original scenes in those seasons I attribute to GRRM still being heavily involved and having stuff that he wanted to include in the books. Lack of budget for battles and CGI sloppa also forced them to work harder at writing those filler scenes
>>218141937>I AM SHAE DE FUNNAY HOAR
>>218141697>colourfaggot>flinging poop like the ape his on twitterChecks out.
>>218141869I am not in danger, Egg, I am the danger!
>>218141869the real battle
>>218141937That’s all George having a hard on for Sibel.
They should fuck each other with a strap-on
>>218141779isn't there a section in the book that just talks about how much of a milk cow she was?
>>218141244Respect for his men.Shows he's 'not' much better than them. Which can help bolster morale.>also like tactically pinning a big sign that says kill me isn't a great idea
>>218142005nah just tender lickings and kissing and some finger play, monke is for sweet gentle passionate loving
>>218141869can we finally admit the iam the danger speech was cringe af and intentionally so
Tyene SandMyrcella LannisterElaena Targaryen Who else in your harem?Also if I was a noble in Asoiaf I'd definitely be a Grandison because I'm so fkn tired all the time
>>218141949>the region with the most uneven mountainous terrain somehow produces the best heavy cavalry in the realmHow do we fix asoiaf
When will his story be told?
https://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Cyvasse>Be George>Allude to deep asoiaf chess game while never explaining it anywhere>Companies and fans ask you to explain the game so they can create it for fun and easy money>Claim you won't because you must preserve the "profundity and complexity" of it whatever that means What a fucking lying pseud. At least Rowling fully explained Quidditch.
>>218142053the worst descendant of dunk
>>218140997>brass - metallurgy>electrum - alchemy>red gold - pure mathematics/logic>lead - poisons>pewter - natural sciences/taxonomy>platinum - philosophy/theology/religion>steel - smithing>tin - building/architecture
>>218142060He should hire a game designer to actually create it for him if he doesn't wanna do it. Someone will just do it eventually anyways.
>>218141949the best knights come from the Reach though
>>218140997>common retard scholars who live in literally every corner of the land get precious metal jewelry just for completing common studies
>>218142084I doubt the lethargic ozempighog can rouse himself enough to even do that.
Excuse me, kind ser. Be you aware of when the last tourney starts?
>>218140997>>Valyrian steel, signifying the higher mysteries[51]where the fuck do they even get valyrian steel to waste on links for this shit, valyrian steel is incredibly precious in westeros
>>218141949the knights of the vale got bodied by Daemon Blackfyre, they aren't all that
>>218142118You big cuntYou dumb cunt
what's gonna happen when this show takes 2-3 years to film another """season""" of 6 episodes and then the kid is now like 14 years old and has a growth spurt?
>>218142108>common retard scholarsliterally not a thing, thats the pointfew men get that level of education
>>218142146.More chicken
>>218142151there's at least one maester in literally every town and holdfast, that's a lot of fucking gold to waste just for studying economics
>>218142136ill get banned if i explain it but you know what maesters are
>showfags finally realizing the grey rats' game
>>218142149pretty sure they started casting during HOTD season 2 and considering they they've already cast season 2 I wouldn't be shocked to see season 2 in 2027.
>>218142166maybe you have to prove your economic acumen by coming up with enough gold to melt down and make your own link to earn that one ;)
>>218142166a links is like 3 dragons worth i assume, thats not much
>>218142149season 2 is in production
>>218142146STOP BULLYING, SER.
>>218141302That’s awesome.
>>218142136>either the maesters are taking a load of valyrian steel and ruining it by reforging it improperly or the higher mysteries course includes a module that teaches the secrets to reforging dragonsteel the qohoriks are so protective about
>>218142205>season 2 is in productionthey're going to get as much filmed as possible before dexter starts puberty, if they learned anything from GoT
>>218142166it's a single chain link. only lords have maesters, and not every maester has every metal link. most of the maesters at lesser houses have like 6 max. only the grand maester has most of the links, but some like the valyrian steel one are exceedingly rare even among well-educated maesters.
>>218142195>>218142205well good, still, the kid is gonna hit puberty soon and they're gonna need to skip forward a few years and GRRM still hasn't finished the dunk / egg story so we're going to enter another Winds of Winter situation where there is no longer any source material left to adapt from.
I go to sleep now anons, i shall watch it tomorrow during breakfastMay the seven keep you all
>that shitting scene in the beginning of the first episode of kotskReally?
>>218142241the black dragon will rise again
>>218142235>enter another Winds of Winter situation where there is no longer any source material left to adapt fromduh, we all know that
*wargs into Lyanna*Nothing personnel bobby
Does it bother you that virtually no major house has had extended family for centuries? The fate of almost every house in GoT relies on the survival of singular family units, there's no distant cousins or the like.
>>218142256lol no get fucked he is a mummer dragon
>>218141949Most of the population (and most of the main houses) are located in the middle and east of the kingdom which is a series of huge valleys and coastland. The Eyrie is located on the edge of the mountains. Although it still doesn't make much sense that a house that is focused on knighthood spends half their time in a castle that doesn't have any stables. Living in the Eyrie must be pretty boring unless you're a NEET.
Do the masters also have a Valyrian steel mask ring and rod?
>>218142277thats literally not true in the booksthe starks are among the smaller houses and thats mostly because main heir died and the little one took the black
>>218142299the archmaester of the higher mysteries (Marwyn the Mage) does
>>218142277That's mainly a thing for the sanity of a writerE.g. you don't write the parents in because they have little relevance to the story being toldBut in my opinion I think a character should start with the parents or even grandparents because much of their personality is from early life
>>218142299the archmaester, marwyn, yes
>>218141421I have broken many a lance for this fair maiden.
How many hours?
>>218140997>leadplumbing / sanitation / hydraulics>brassThis should really be the astronomy one.Music maybe. >pewterNutrition>steelForging / Metalwork
>>218142235>we're going to enter another Winds of Winter situation where there is no longer any source material left to adapt fromThe showrunner has been given an outline of each story. He says 8-12, giving some room to cut the less important stories.To be honest, I think dot points are enough to work off for this series compared with GoT. This is a simple series and the show team could likely write better content than GRRM at this point
Why the fuck doesn't George finish his Dunk and Egg stories? They're short stories, they're low stakes, they don't have 40 characters and plotlines to juggle, it's actually incredibly embarrassing that he can't casually release one of those per year.
>>218141061everything in essos is ridiculously OP and makes westerosi conflicts seem trivial>dude just fund your army by taking out a loan bigger than the GDP of westeros from the iron bank
>>218140584>>218140603>15>Raised by guys who jerk off to Marcus Aurelius >Twink from the dragon boyband with insane PR team is publicly horny towards you>Find out your brother's friend already lost his v-card to a stacey>Decide magical blond conspiracy retard will fix everything>run away from mcmansion with him and die in a hot smelly crack house>Brother is now dad to your dragon mutt>Brother's friend married to giga-stacey>Twink's dead and his legacies are exclusively in the hands of pedophiles
>>218142310There are no Tully cousins bearing the names or cadets.One great uncle to the Baratheon brothers who may just be an Estermont.One Martell cousin.
>>218141516>Ser Howard, the Duck
Westeros is just a huge Bloodraven larp. Every single person is being warged in at all times.
>>218142347>the show team could likely write better content than GRRM at this pointAll the good stuff in this season is almost word for word from the novella, and all the OC stuff is a huge dropoff in writing quality, with very few exceptions.
KWAB
>>218142358hes a lazy fat bastard
>>218142358they're prequels. meaning in his gardener writing autism he has to make sure everything dunk and egg do in the stories doesn't butterfly effect out into a quadrillion additional side tangents he has to account for in the main series that he also isn't writing.
>>218142399ESL phrasing. I couldn't tell you why but fat needs to come before lazy in order to sound natural.
>>218142310>thats mostly because main heir died and the little one took the blackproving my point, the plot required that only the main line continue. Ned's generation relied on 3 men, one died, one succeeded, the other one was written out of existence.The only family I recall being fleshed out was the Lannisters but GRRM has spent the past few books aggressively purging the extended family members.
oi this bashford bloke is gime a laff
>>218141938Where in westeros can I find aliens?
>>218142383Bloodraven is is just sitting in his cave, cock in branch-like hand, playing the sims.
>>218142358For all intents and purposes he's retired, he has more than enough money to fart around and go to conventions and eat and travel the rest of his life and he has no kids to earn a bigger inheritance for. D&D already ruined his ending so he doesn't care anymore.
>>218142358>They're short stories, they're low stakes, they don't have 40 characters and plotlines to juggle, it's actually incredibly embarrassing that he can't casually release one of those per year.My guess is that the books get longer and more complex with each release. It's GRRM's style to introduce characters and stories from all over the realm and then have a panic attack when considering logistics and trying to tie things together
>>218142411nooo you are wrong sirdo the needful and apologize for misdirection
>>218142451>no kidsGenetic dead end. But at least he's writing random shit occasionally, Rothfraud hasn't written a single word for fucking forever.>>218142473This literally proves you wrong, you fat, lazy bastard.
Reminder that George ripped off Fire Emblem Genealogy of the Holy WarFrom the cuckolding to the betrayal
is Aerion a good fighter? asoiaf powerscalers
>>218142388Kek
>>218142473anyone who responds to accusations of being esl by pointing to THA RULES of english tends to be esl. English can almost be defined by how often it breaks its 'rules' and the level of "you just know" that is required by native level speakers. sometimes something breaks all the rules but its right because it just is.
>”dude the citadel wants to destroy all magic”>You can literally get a masters degree in magic there
>>218141949dis nigga never played skyrim
>>218142527>>You can literally get a masters degree in magic therethe people that do are literally considered kooks and weirdos, it's not taken seriously at all
Elio and Linda confirm Coldhands is NOT Dunk after surviving Summerhall (which the TWOIAF never said he died at, the wiki made that mistake and has been corrected)
>>218142527Not to mention one of their brightest members is engaging with magic in the books. It's a retarded 4chan meme because dude jews lmao
>>218142527Writing your history PhD on nationial socialism doesn't make you an SS officer
>>218142550anyone with a brain already knew coldhands wasn't dunk because he isn't 7 feet tall
>>218142143barely
>>218142574How would Bran notice that he's 7 ft tall when he's sitting on a 13-foot-tall Elk?
>>218142550>not SIR DuncanIt's Duncan "the Small" Targaryen
Link for KOTSK stream?
>>218142527They want to destroy magic precisely because they studied it so much and are smart enough to know it’s for the best In the long run to nerf magic. People who hate them for this are being emotional and unreasonable, it’s the wise thing to do
>>218142592we had this argument days ago and you looked like a retard then, do you really want to do this again when they've explicitly stated it's not him?
>>218141416Because TV Jews are retarded and can't even bring their circuses up to the level of the Colosseum. Even 15th century paintings of regular Bavarian mercenaries mog the armors in GoT.
>>218142638I mean I agree it's not him but i don't think bran missing the height is what debunks it
>>218142411I can tell you why - because you become a fat bastard by being lazy, thereby implying that you were a lazy bastard before you ever got fat. In other words, “fat” is modifying the phrase “lazy bastard,” indicating that someone’s long been in the habit of being lazy.
>>218140456Did he killed himself?
>>218142434summerhall is just him sending sims to swim in the pool and removing the ladder
>>218142670I've been skinny all my life and I'm the laziest person I know though
>>218142550Who are all these people you guys post about? I don't know any of them, do they write the books?
>>218141913Slop
>>218140278I like Malazan, but the way the main books are written is very confusing. You're just presented with a million characters and dropped into events that make no sense until way later. If you can endure through the first book then it's pretty good.
>>218142713I guess it works when you are too lazy to eat too.Or you have a thyroid malfunction
>>218140245The Iron Bank.
GRRM is a retard who doesn't know his prioritiesthe cool parts of ASOIAF are the knights, the armor, the looming unexplained mysteries, the chivarly and the backstabbing, the many houses and locationsinstead he focuses on magic bullshit and gary stue magical house and dragons and wargs and greenseers and characters like bloodraven, what a dumb faggot
>>218142747Too lazy to eat and when I do get hungry I eat small amounts
>>218140278The First Law is made for anyone who likes ASOIAF
>>218142771Filtered
what is your fav Lyonel pic?
>>218142821yes go jerk off to some "OMG BLOODRAVEN = BENJEN CONFIRMED IN NEWEST BLOG LOREDUMP THEORY :OOOO" clickbait video from some ASOIAF breadtube tranny, i can't blame you because at this point GRRM prefers to cater to those like you instead of just writing more good story with themes and dialogue
>>218142728Elio and Linda are the founders of westeros.org the first fansite and are George's personal assistants/lore consistency people when he writes stuff. They're coauthors on TWOIAF
>>218142771He actually knows his priorities, and giving a fuck about his fucking books isn't one of them
>>218140225START THE DAMN EPISODE BEFORE I PISS MESELF
>>218142844LYONEL??? DO SOMETHING
>>218142871fair enough
>>218142914he's lagging
>>218141913I like the flower pattern on this background fuck.
>>218142978I think that's a kraken. The Ironborn came by to see where they should invade next.
>>218141913i'm no blackfyre supporter but i'm a sucker for black on red armor
HotD S02E08, whatever happened there..
>>218141194>neckfu?
>>218143056>tfw she just looks directly into the camera and starts listing off spoilers from Fire and Blood
If the seven did intervene directly, do you think it was them reviving Dunk mid fight, or do you think Robin Rhysling was the actual embodiment of the Warrior who was the judge for the trial? Rhysling at least at one point fought a 1v2 against the kingsguard, never killing or being killed.
>>218143056simon was one the best parts of that season, fuck off
>>218143103They only intervened to punish Baelor for being a cheating fuck. Maybe they also killed the Humfrey's for bringing an unrelated grievance into the fight.
>>218143056jesus christ what the fuck is that thing on the bottom right
>>218143056I remember virtually nothing about hotd, white walkers made an appearance?
I liked the variety of armor the extras wore in early seasons. It genuinely seemed like something the peasant recruits threw together from various pieces and what little uniform they were issued, not mass-produced stormtrooper armor of the last seasons. Stood in contrast to actually well-armored knights and named characters.
>>218143179A pure-blooded Valyrian dragon rider
>>218143173>unrelated grievancehe killed his fucking horse and broke his leg
>>218143179unimpeachable valyrian stock
>>218143210Yeah, which has nothing to do with whether Dunk is guilty
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>>218143009Nah, definitely a Tyrell knight. Here's a full picture.
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