I miss these lil niggas like you wouldn't believe
I'm still sad because it was very good.
>>218174061I really want to see it but Im not getting netflix
>>218174061Dark Crystal thread?God bless you AnonsAlso i will never forgive Netflix
>if it wasn't cancelled after Season 1, covid would have killed the production>if it's uncancelled now, it would be 300% more woke than it already sort of is.
>>218174902>doesn't know how to torrentthis generation i swear is useless
This unfortunately happens with all shows I like, sorry about that anons
>>218174061When I was a kid , the girl fraggle would always get me horny. I wanted sex from her but didn't know what sex was. I wanted to get the girl fraggle naked, but didn't know why...
>>218175047Used to. Gave up torrenting around 2010ish though.
>>218175258>>218175047literally just type watch so-and-so free online in yandex holy shit you guys are absolute retards
>>218175258>2010then you still know how to now literally nothing has changed
>>218175011You can't make puppets woke
>>218176271ye of little faith
Why didn't you protect her smile?
>>218174748They planned a sequel (to the modern adaption) but people were noticing the similarities between goyim (gelfling) and jews (skeksis) way too much, so they shut it down/pulled the plug on itThis is literally what happened btw
>>218174061huh...
>>218177666I could have saved her
>>218177926what's it like to live like this
>>218174061>You'll never see them die in little gas chambers.
>>218177981it's 2026, you don't have to simp for jews anymore normalfriend
Only got through a few episodes before it got boring
>>218174061Would if drunkWouldWould
>>218174061Deet is so awesome! These other guys are alright too. I don't even care that Deet's parents are fags.
>>218178682Do you ever not obsess over Jews? How did your life get so consumed?
>>218174061On one hand I was gutted they cancelled it but on the other I'm glad we got one really good season
>>218174061Wouldn'tWouldWould
Puppetchads, you should watch Thunderbolt Fantasy if you like puppet shows.
>>218181011Saw clips of that, it looks awesome
>>218181110It's unironically the coolest tv show I've ever watched. If you want to watch it get the version with the romanji subtitles, otherwise you'll get this chink shit.
https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=gelfling_%28species%29
>>218174061>niggasEveryone's got tourettes now
so what happened to all the puppets?
>>218174061>The kids from stranger things
>>218182054Fire
>>218182123>knows anything about stranger thingsTell me you're 14 or a woman.
>>218177926No, the executive who greenlit the show was swapped for someone else and they shitcanned it for their own dumb pet projects.
>>218174061same, one of the few good things coming out these last yearsand of course it gets crushed and canceled, sad world, all destroyed, little hope, some hope left still
>>218177981>College professors are constantly pushing the holohoax>Being a wagie makes you a zogcog>Many doctors are Jewish>Therapy is a Jewish racketLiterally all of that is proveably true though. Even though you spent hours coming up with that copy pasta and screen capping it like you innocently found it out in the wild, no amount of silly details like "fat Hitler" or living with his parents makes any of the previous statements untrue. Try harder Shlomo
>>218174061I knew a woman that looked exactly like the one on the right, just straight up fuckin weird looking. She was widely considered ugly, but would cycle through so many guys, I think they wanted to know what fucking an alien is like but didn’t want to commit with being with her.
>>218174061uncanny valley nightmare fuel that only trannies could appreciate
>>218174061>>218174748It was the single most ambitious puppet production ever created in the world, and it was amazing. The amount of artistry that went into every blade of grass, costume, puppet, creature…it boggles the mind. By the end of the first episode I forgot I was even watching puppets. Netflix can suck a fat cock on Christmas for cancelling such a historical production. Especially after all those sets and puppets and props were already built…I know they probably still needed to create more assets to finish the story, but most of the stuff they already created could have been reused.
>>218182054They were exhibited for awhile. I saw a shit ton of the puppets, costumes, props, etc before I had even seen the show. I kind of wish I could see them again now that I actually watched it. The puppets are fucking huge.
>>218183405Pics or STFU
>>218182054Looked into it. Ones in op are likely in Jim Henson archives, they auctioned off a few of them last year (wonder if that means the business is probably not doing well)
>>218183579They had to give up their workshop space. It was bought by John fucking Mayer.
>>218174061It was alright. It looked super expensive though and the cancellation came as no surprise to me. Seems like a huge waste though considering most of the stuff like puppets and sets could have been reused
>>218175566I threw in the towel on torrenting though when others that torrented started getting bills/letters in the mail from companies of movies theyd pirated. I didnt know anything about proxies or vpns so I just gave it up. Besides, at that point there really wasnt anything worth downloading, and my local library carried pretty muching everything on dvd.
>>218177926To be fair I can see it being too expensive unless it was bringing in MASSIVE views. Only question is who at Netflix had a bout of good taste to even greenlight it in the first place?
HUP
>>218183863so hunter was the only uncorrupted skeksis?
whats even the point of watching modern shows when the good ones get cancelled after a season or two
MmmmHHHHmmmmm
jingle jangle
>>218179977you're on teh film and tv board, and media is regarded as fourth governmental power they wont talk about openly. you have the legislature, judiciary and executive and the fourth (wildcard) which is media/opinion/spirit. if you control the peoples mind you control their actions and will. you should be old enough to know about this. eir own interest.
>>218183890best boy
>>218183989in all likelihood, yes. But we also don't know what the other non-castle skeksis were like at the time. Especially SkekUng.
It was made before Netflix realized it just needs a conveyor belt of slop to give the illusion of choice. Actually putting money and talent into a series is counter productive.
I still miss this show. The world felt so alive and half the time I forgot I was watching puppets. Fuck Netflix eternally.
>>218182054deet fleshlights
>>218174061Criminal.
>>218182054filled with tannerite and detonated, unfortunately.
>>218174061Dark Crystal is my favorite movie. I remember this releasing, and just not watching it. I have no idea why. When I finally did watch it either a year or two ago, I loved it, but I stopped before watching the final episode. I still haven't watched it. I think I'm subconsciously avoiding the disappointment of knowing there won't ever be more after getting something that was so good.
>>218174061You know how new I am, is that a Dark Crystal age of Resistance thread was my first experience of 4chanI found the exact thread recently in the archive too, it had a comic of one of the skeksis one-upping the dual glaive with his "tri-glaive" [Skeksis have 3 dicks]
>>218188418it was a good year, between dark crystal and chernobyl threads it was some of the most fun I've had on this board
>>218174061sex
>>218181153Which language should you watch it in?
>>218189708Esperanto.
Quick rundown on the Skeksis:>Ha'rar bows to the Skeksis>in contact with Mystics>rumored to possess psychic abilities>control Thra with an iron fist>own castles and banks all over the world>direct descendants of the ancient urSkek blood line>will bankroll the first cities beyond Thra (Skekingrad will be be the first city)>own basically every essence research facility on Thra>first designer soldiers will be Garthim Soldiers>said to have 200+ IQ>ancient Aughra scriptures tell of eighteen angels who will descend upon the world and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them>They own Arathim R&D labs around the world>You likely have Ascendencybots inside you right now>The Skeksis are in regular communication with the Crystal of Truth, forwarding the word of Thra to the All-Maudra>They learned fluent Gelfling in under a week>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the lords. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Skeksis>The lords are 67 trines old, from the space-time reference point of the base gelfling.>In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space to the third great conjunction>The Skeksis will guide gelflings into a new age of wisdom, peace and love
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