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>>218210357Join us Fixbros in discussing /ourgirl/ and her latest horror kino>>218205655>>218205655>>218205655
>>218210357This is the thread.
for me it's NIGHT FLIERAAHAHHH
Do you think that as the world becomes more horrible and violent, that horror films gets worse or better
>>218210357>Ninth Gate>Night Flier>Midnight Meat Train>Angel Heart>KolchakMore of these?
>>218210357Is this the movie where he ends up with a book at a castle ruin?
>>218210763based guide-poster
>one guide had Rosemary's Baby inserted into it under Polanski, the other under Other... something was wrong here. I lit another 50 cigarettes and got to work.
>>218210860One was done by original guide creator, one by imposter anon.
David Sandberg sticking with horror for his next one, based>A Little Slice of Hell - While plot details for the movie are under wraps, the story follows two underpaid supermarket employees who realize that they should have read the employee manual after encountering a customer from Hell — literally.
>White people are literally demons, the filmhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZXrKBaoInY
>>218210794Some decent movies on this chart, some not so decent
why are there two generals?
>>218211159hothttps://letterboxd.com/actor/chloe-macleod-1/
What did Jane, formerly Dan Schoenbrun mean by this
>>218211204someone fucked up
>>218211204it happens
>>218211186>some not so decentOnly there because they fit the bill and the "occult detective" genre is scarce.
>>218210794I watched "Nightmare Detective" the other day, pretty good
>>218211711Haven't seen either of these, thanks
>>218211159I will check it out
>>218211800Yeah, sorry, it was already on the guide so I deleted it.Picrel is another occult detective one that could be added though. Like the Jordan ones a TV pilot movie that didn't get picked up.
>>218211159Start doing this
> Well, I will say this. If you start your film with a ballet class being interrupted by a former student, who rushes in - topless, for no readily apparent reason - and sprays the class with fire from her Uzi: you have my attention.>Unfortunately, this early goodwill is utterly wasted, frittered away in a number of ways over the next 90 minutes that would be spectacularly impressive, if that were the aim of the film-makers. >However, it appearstheir true intention was along the lines of, "Let's do a micro-budget version of Black Swan, but one based on our obsessive watching of SUSPIRIA, starring a cast of interchangeable Barbies rounded up from the strip-club nearest to the local community college." Actually, thatsounds rather more entertaining than this.
And another. Very derivative. Could go under Other.Speaking of, shouldn't Seven be under Criminal Macabre and Exorcist III under Occult Detective? The latter could easily be split into Occult Detectives and Occult Crime.
>>218212126Female at front of poster. Black next to her. Pass.
>>218212190It's watchable but it rips off so many movies it should've been a Wayans parody so you're not out much.
>>218212126Why would you even watch this?
>>218212369Malkovich completist?
>>218212369So I can discuss it with my friends on /horror.
>>218212424Go back.
>>218212410Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich?
>>218212644>horror is not a boys club
>googling some Elm Street related shit>suddenly stumble upon this AI artist's "work">pages and pages and pages of AI-generated cartoony Heather Langenkamp muscle leather fetish porn artokay, which one of you is this Enercell fella?
>>218213012kind of unreal how quickly google image search became half AI images. was like in the space of a few months. even obscure shit.
>>218212369Synopsis sounded interesting. It's actually not terrible...if you've never seen any of the stuff it steals from.>>218212410That would require having myself cryogenically frozen.
>>218212703If it was, we could have a sign that says. No Girls Allowed. No one in /hor/ wants cooties.Unless it's the movie Cooties.
>>218213130cooties, no. coochies, yes.
Does everyone have their SC7EAM tickets.
>>218213270You don't need to be actively watching horror movies to want a place to discuss horror movies. I watch very few of them outside of October but I always like to talk about the ones I've seen here
>>218210457>no automatic
>>218210788No
>The ExorcismThere's honestly a good movie in here somewhere, Russell Crowe was legitimately excellent, but once again bad editing and a disjointed narrative holds it back from being good. I'm also not sure David Hyde Pierce really works outside of comedic roles but I haven't seen him in much outside of Frasier admittedly. I also think some of the horror scenes felt a bit too tryhard honestly. It's difficult to explain but you'll know it when you see it. I don't think it's outright bad like everyone else says though just not good either so somewhere in the middle. It did have really good cinematography too though.>The Ritual (2025)Apparently this is based on a documented case of an exorcism ritual and the characters are based on real people and it's not the case that inspired The Exorcist but an even earlier one, but unfortunately this one is really just bad. Bad cinematography, bad acting particularly from Dan Stevens who's the main lead (though I think the possessed girl herself was mostly fine), bad writing, bad editing. The cinematography is honestly the worst offender here though because it has the soap opera effect where it looks like some cheap TV show or a found footage flick with the constantly shaky camera and it just does not at all fit with the aesthetics of the time period the movie's supposed to be set in which is the 1920s. It was surreal to see such a legendary actor like Al Pacino star in this like I'm sure he's been in a ton of shitty movies before but I've only seen him in all the good ones and Godfather 3. Not sure what compelled him to want to be in this but I kind of would like to see him in more before he croaks. I think he took the role seriously enough for the most part but he's definitely a very old man now and has the energy to match. It's a shame he didn't make more horror before and after The Devil's Advocate. If you're curious or just a big Pacino fan there are definitely far worse movies out there though.
>>218210357Night of the Demon prunes, Prince of Darkness goo, The Box (box!)Polanski is in supreme control of the 7rh art, but he is satisfaction and wondrous design of the form. Not the inexplicable sovl that sticks in the gut... That Carpenter's do.>>218210530It was horrible always, you were just walked off from the causes and consequences.
>>218210788Yes it is
>>218213705*walled off
>>218213623both those films were slaughtered in reviews so I never found the energy to watch them. first positive thing I've heard about The Exorcism. it's funny that Crowe didn't tell the director he was also starring in The Pope's Exorcist.
horror = submitting yourself to cortisol spike and cuckoldism
>>218213748>reviewsWhat a pleb. Npc.
>>218213748>npc plebbitor
>>218213270hell no
More police vs. paranormal.
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>>218210530I think as the world gets ore divisive, horror movies do the same.
What’s a good sexy horror movie thatll set the mood for date night with the gf?
>>218211159>those 3 smiling whores in the thumbnailTrying way too hard to be Smile.>watch trailer>it's basically just Get Out w/ a hint of Mean Girls but with some indian bitch*yawn* hard fucking pass.
Just watched this for the first time. Pure 80s horror kino
>>218217237good info to have. bumping it up my list. there's a film that came out the following year which I always get confused between the two.
>danny boyle's autism>>>
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>>218217509i'll have to watch this one
>>218217538Has it's moments, kind of blows it in the same way the first film does really. You could say that's the consistent part of all the films.
>>218217563*stab*
I watched all five Hell House LLC movies in the past two weeks. I didn't hate them, I guess.
>>218218113two and three were a terrible dropoff, director got lost in the lore sauce. four was a bit of a comeback imo.haven't seen the last one, what'd you think?
>>218217812how i feel delivering doordash to a sorority house
>>218218205kek
lucifer a cute
>>218217509>JOHN, YOU FUCKING COWARD!!! KILL A HUNDRED RAGE INFECTED ZOMBIES BARE-HANDED AND THEN CARRY ME AND THIS RANDOM KID TO SAFETY!!!
>>218218147>haven't seen the last one, what'd you think?It was a Hell House movie. Didn't hate it.
mail call
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>>218212113Was this Ballet of Blood?
>>218219267>19 feature films on 10 discsWhich film got its own disc?
I watched Noroiit's a routine handheld horror movieif you see greatness there then you're better off watching Hugh Grant's best-of, know what I mean?
>>218219425Well I haven't even taken the shrink wrap off it yet, but if I had to guess it's the documentary, Severin will probably dona standalone release for it like they did the ones from All the Haunts Be Ours and the Al Adamson box.
>>218210357I investigated the occult once and I want my money back!
>>218219168Fair enough. I'm gonna load it up now.
>>218217468I always loved how he toyed around with the shutter speed whenever an infected was on screen
Are japs really this fucking autistic?
>>218210794>>218210763ought to add Race with the Devil with Peter Fonda
>>218219596One of my favourite recent films desu. Pretty straight thriller for most of it and then the ending locked it all amazingly into place. Not for everyone though.Kurosawa is 70 and still making films that are right on the pulse for a younger generation.
>>218219245>DEFYING A DICTATORFranco was based though. Just look at the state of Spain without him.
>>218219596wtf, why did they make a movie entitled Chud? Salaryman envy?
>>218219724Whatever their excuse, I'm all for whatever gets people filming tits and blood
>>218219895>I'm all for whatever gets people filming tits and bloodFair point.
Why are there 2 threads?
>>218217812KEEEEEEEK
>>2182178122 or 3 people could take down a chimp
>>218220517Nevermind, I didn't see the other got archived.
>>218220543>2 or 3 people could take down a chimphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WslVufiZbRQ
>>218218271Seeing blood on women always kills the hotness. Seeing women with their mouth open always gives me a stiff one though.
>>218220570brvtal
>>218220543come at me nigga
Saw Scream 7 tonight. What a piece of shit and I say that as someone who has enjoyed pretty much all of the previous ones.
>>218220570>>218220666>stabs chimp>it cries chimpilly as it bleeds its life juices out>take a piss on it>4chan chimpfags chimp out
>>218220703take a break tough guy, this is chimp territory
>>218220703>retard goes to stab chimp>it proceeds to rip retard's face off like a opening a bag of chipsthe cost of monkey business
>>218220671
>>218220671I refuse to believe anyone enjoyed 5 or 6 other than franchise loyalists.
>>218220703monke gets girl
>>218220799>>218220820>chimp is busy sucking its own dick >chimp gets stabbed in the throat, tears in its face and bloodied cum in its mouth>joe rogan fanboys on /tv/ scream, their idol of "natural savagery" dead and broken before the simplest of man's inventions
>>218220856orangutans are honorary not-chimps because they are sweet and don't have an army of fanboys defending them on 4chan
>>218220864>stab chimp>-1 damage>it proceeds to remove your face from your skull>you die a painful and agonizing death
>>218220864>little did he know
>>218220883orangutan would mog the shit out of you too
>>218220901kek
>>218211105sounds like an anime tbqh
Any footage of an orangutan fighting another primate?
>>218220920It's actually based on a short story from whatever this is, so not far off
>>218220945https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0aG2YuIg_c
Post the best or lost interesting gore scenes. Bonus for dissolving of the body with acids.
>>218220890>>218220901>kick chimp in the balls>falls down in pain and anger>step on its neck and end its pathetic life while I laugh at the sky>>218220903actually, orangutans avoid conflict. it would just climb a tree or walk away
I'm not really big on werewolves, but I thought this was pretty cool
>>218220997Cool poster
>>218220949>assemble artifactsThey straight up ripping off S.T.A.L.K.E.R here?
Was the whole movie CGI? Some scenes even the main charachter looked oddly fake.
>>218221417sometimes it was shit, other times I thought it was quite dreamy... I'm normally completely anti-CGI but there's a surreal use of it I sometimes like.the spider woman screaming at the camera was terrible though.
>>218220543Yes. I'm extremely tired of people overestimating a chimp's strength.Yes they are stronger than the average person. Yes they can do a lot of damage if you let them. No they are not unstoppable monsters.Like all non-human apes, they mostly just wildly flail, trying to scratch and tear and bite if they can. They cannot grapple like a human can. They cannot kick like a human can. They are much shorter than most people. Just deliver hard kicks to their abdomen and/or face. If near water, throw them in; they cannot swim.>b-but it will rip your face off with one swipe!No it won't. The de-facing happened one time to a retarded woman who thought cimps are friends. It was also a sustained attack, not one swipe.Death to chimp simps.
>>218221621Although I generally agree, that's kind of more about chimps not being built mentally for brawling a human. What's interesting is the type of unique explosive energy they have because their bodies are made for actions like swinging and parkour shit.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-_OIDRL91c
Just finished. Okay horror comedy about some crooks in New Zealand on the run from a jailbreak who end up in the home of some suburban cannibals. Would've benefited from a bigger budget and a more creative team, I can see some of the shots having come off great if there was more talent behind the camera. Overly silly, kind of in the vein of the run of Tarantino ripoffs from the 90s. A missed opportunity but not a total waste of time.
>>218221863>cook me some fuckin eggs bitch!!
>>218220839I'm normally pretty easily please and Scream IS my favorite franchise. This one was just so boring and nonsensical.I did pop for Jimmy Tatro tho.
>>218221863we wuz warriors n shiet
>>218220839Cute leads, brutal kills, I thought they were comfy watches.
>>218213623Dunkacino gave up on preserving his rep years ago. He's just another old man taking whatever paycheck he can get now.
You know what, I liked it. You need a damn notebook to follow along but after the initial clown scares it settles in for more of a slowburn ambient approach, I also liked the lead a lot.I can see how reviewers hated it, it's makes no sense if you're not putting in effort with the lore. Also ends on a huge cliffhanger storywise, but the feeling of it felt decent.
>>218210357>horror thread>opens with The Ninth Gate, not a horror movie at all
>>218222258There art no women here to taketh thine bait
