What the FUCK was Coppola thinking?
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>>218238224remembering*
>>218238224>CoppolaIt ain't his name in the movie title, bro.
>>218238224It’s filmmaker’s movie made for filmmakers.- Mike Stoklasa
Best part by far was Van Helsing and the 3 chads. Wish there was a spinoff about them chasing Dracula through Europe with Mina as a triple agent. Too late now.
>>218238344And then they take young, nubile Mina into the carriage and take turns on all her holes simultaneously until she passes out from orgasms
>>218238224He really wanted to show us a wolf creature fucking a redhead. Bless his soul..
>>218238987I saw it in the theaters the first time and didn't really clock it but years later, I absolutely noticed that. I uh had changed a lot since then
>>218238344Literally the only good part of the movie. Hopkins was the only actor who had a clue what kind of movie he was supposed to be in and I'm pretty sure this was the only adaptation that kept our man Quincy Morris fully intact instead of blending him into a compound character with Holmwood and/or Seward (which works perfectly fine for the story but means we miss out on cowboy action).
>>218239091Great point, anon
>>218238506From behind, 69, anal, vaginal, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, all the hits, all the big ones, all the good ones. Then he kills vampires again. He’s out staking hearts. Then he’s back to the lab for some more full penetration. Smells crime, back to the carriage, full penetration. Vampires, penetration, vampires, full penetration, vampires, penetration. And this goes on and on, and back and forth, for 90 or so minutes until the movie just, sort of, ends.
>>218238224He should have given the Count Marvel quips and then brought him into the 21st century where he can be captured and imprisoned until he escapes by guessing the wifi password.
>>218239222180 minutes and I'll fund your awesome movie
>>218239222I don't get it
>>218239222Is this your AI prompt?
>>218238224>I’m going to make some more kino
>>218239222We show it. ALL of it.
>>218239222>>218239351>Anons restoring my faith in board culture one post at a timeFucking heroes
>>218238224It's one thing to lick a razor, but do it with a stiff tongue. He's practically wrapping it around the blade as he drags it.
>>218238224this movie is great. I very much enjoyed the big Byzantine influence
>>218238224what's the problem? it's kino
dracula licked the razor in the book
>>218238224literally me when I spill a bit of white monster on my wrist
>>218240350nigga hes a vampire, hes trying to mainline that shit
>>218239636yeah always sunny is pretty niche
>>218238224This film subverts the message of the book so completely I'm surprised so many people consider it a good adaptation. It's almost insultingly bad.
>>218238224Coppola reaches for kino. This was a really good Dracula movie. I saw something the other day saying Johnny Depp could have been Harker. That would have been perfect casting.
>>218240571Explain
>>218240571It is different from the beginning of the movie.Coppola is a Roman Empire fag. First words are "Constantinople has fallen" and Dracula in this movie appears to be some kind of distant Prince, probably through Constantine XI Dragaš - sharing name connected through Serbian family.He also carries a Roman incense burner as a light. Id post a pic but 4chan wont let me
>>218240611The book is basically about Jonathan saving his loved one from a horrifying demon monster who keeps stalking her and almost gets away with it, but in the end humanity, love and faith prevail. The movie turns Jonathan into a cuck who gets dumped for the vampire despite risking his life to escape the castle and instead makes the monster the REAL tragic love story.
the race against the sunset is great
>>218240571It is surprisingly faithful to the book EXCEPT for the message of the book.
>>218240712I'd personally count the message of the book a fairly important part when you consider the overall faithfulness.
