It's out:https://youtube.com/watch?v=0fZ58S-7QP0
>>218300581$1 billion easy
>>218300581looks pretty alright, I mean I'll watch it, but it just won't be the same will it?
>>218300581Is Kat Williams in this one?
>>218300581Anna Farris? More like Anna Walled-is
>>218300581>those ballsThat's so mean spirited. Jesus
>>218300624No but zoomer Kat (Druski) is!
They've already got M3gan. You have to wonder what else they are going to do with AI Concept.
>>218300581>parody nu screamWhy
>>218300581Parody movies are for low IQ midwits
>not calling it Scary Movie 6>just calling it Scary Movie to shit on the Hollywood reboot naming of “Halloween” and/or “Scream” as a single stand alone entity and not the bazillionth one in the franchise Genius.
what was that last bit in reference to?
>>218300750Scream 5 has a pointier V while parodying the Hallowen reboot naming. It was ScrealVl. Atleast thats what the directors said.
not a single funny joke in the whole trailer, impressive. this feels like one of those shitty epic movie type comedies. a person screams very loud. someone gets punched by another person.
>>218300751>Scream 5 has a pointier Vnot really, at all
>>218300751Not sure if any specific movie but there's alot of killer chasing girl in hallways of hospital with no one helping scenes
>>218300790They always were.
>>218300581Looks shit
>be my dad taking me and a friwnd to go see X-Men>darn it already started we were too late guys...>oh hey lets check out this Scary Movie film insteadLooking back pretty sure he just didn't want to watch capeshit and actually wanted to see Scary Movie but regardless thank you dad!
3>1>4>2>5
>>218300940>>218300933>>218300790>They/Them
Other than Megan and terrifier I don't get the references
>>218300972Really?
>>218300581Woah, Kai Cenat?
>>218300581How can obese Americans find this funny ?
>>218300581Looks decent.I'm getting flashbacks to when movies our all the funny parts in the trailer thoughThey did seems to burn through a lot in the trailerHope I'm wrong though
>>218300581Looks terrible. Marlon Wayans is the least funny Wayans bro.
That actually looked like Art the Clown. Did they get the actual actor?
i stole this from plebbit, yet accurate >The year is 2003. I'm playing Pokemon Red while the US is at war in the Middle East and a new Scary Movie movie is coming out.>The year is 2026. I'm playing Pokemon Fire Red while the US is at war in the Middle East and a new Scary Movie movie is coming out.
>>218301238go back
>>218301246i will, then come back here, just to upset you.
>>218301238We have to go back chads, we won
>>218301238Im a zoomer I like to guess peoples ages. You are 37 now right?
>>218301269nope.
>>218300581How are they allowed to use so many licensed characters that are owned by other studios? Like even if you say they are costumes they look so close to the real thing. Like Art, Jason, Leatherface, Sawguy, Megan, etc.
>>218301146As long as there is loud screaming, gore, and sassy black women Americans are entertained
>>21830127634?
>>218301286Parody Law
>>218301286They either got permissions or are doing it as satire. Horror movies have a strong history of not sueing for using their characters as mockery though
>>218300581> I'm a Republican now and I'm supposed to be racistI think Republicans are retarded but these writers should be unemployed. Not a single funny moment in the entire trailer.
>>218301314Then why do I never see it for Disney?
>>218301294if you just gonna guess everything between 30 and 40 it's not fun. If you base this on the playing pokemon part, i never have.
>>218301322The Wayans wrote it
>>218301325South Park have famously made fun of Disney and it's characters. Other animated shows have also done so.
>>218300972the fuck? 2 is easily the best one followed by 1
>>218300581Who is this slop for?
>>218301325because Disney is extremely protective of their IPs. The caveat of the parody law is that you "can't damage the IP", and let's be honest, what damage (related to how the public views it) can you do to a horror villain in a horror parody?
>>218300581It honestly looks like shit.SM1 is great but it mostly just follows the story of Scream and small tidbits of IKWYDLS, adds some jokes and references on top and has a pretty satisfactory ending, the Wayans tried to be more original with SM2 blending several different house haunting stories and as a result the movie was pretty meh, boring and unfocused, the over-reliance on the cripple and the deformed guy, fart/shit jokes and Family Guy cutaways detracts a lot from the humor and the fact that there's literally only two deaths (The nerdy chick and the professor) makes the ending feel overcrowded and cheap.Objectively, SM3 was a step up, the removal of the Wayans and having the people behind Airplane take over actually helped the movie feel fresh, there's a marked decrease in the use of scatological humor and more variety in the style of the jokes, and despite parodying two vastly different movies (Signs and The Ring) there is actual cohesion to the plot, while the references are less obtrusive and can be understood even without context (the 8Mile and gang fight scenes are funny even if you don't know the context, unlike that fucking basketball dance scene in SM2).SM4 is somewhere between 3 and 2, not as good as 3 but not as abyssmal as 2, the formula is largely unchanged from 3 which is good but the casting isn't as strong, there's quite a lot more referential humor and the main parodies (War of the Worlds and Saw) don't combine as organically as the ones from 3, Cindy and Brenda are also bothbat their best in these movies, the Wayans movies severely underuse Brenda and Cindy is a much more generic final girl in their movies than the all-out ditzy bimbo from 3 and 4.Ibnever watched 5.
>>218301322Sorry the sarcasm went over your big head
>>218301322>why just half gaygave me a chuckle.
>>218301349Sure but not in live action>>218301360Makes sense
>>218301322Based retard
>>218300972>>218301361What's with the 2 hate? I thought it was great and that it's widely accepted as the best one.
>>218300581Is that the actual art the clown actor?
>why just half gayI don't get it. What does it mean? How is this funny?>they/themReally? Not funny>kid holds balls and says wtfNot funny and mean spirited, how is this thing allowed to exist? Absolute state of Nu-Paramount!
We need a Meet The Spartans sequel
>>218300581trying to write jokes about trannyism and race relations is a doomed endeavor at this point because those things are far more deranged in real life than what some writer can come up with. no racial joke in this movie will be as funny as the tourettes nigger debacle is irl.
>>218301370>>218301382Such great sarcasm and truly insightful political commentary! The pronoun joke was also really great!
>>218301400the character acts extremely gay and does gay shit while in the closet.
>>218301400You sound like a prude faggot and the exact person those jokes were meant to mock
>>218301406>Sneed The Spartans
>>218301358Millennials who grew up with the first movie.The novelty of it was kind of amusing back then, but this just looks atrocious.
>>218301361Ain't nobody reading all that shit you no pussy gettin mother fucker
>>218301406Superhero Movie 2 will be the next one if this one makes money.
>>218301358people stuck in 2016
>>218301238gameboy gen 1 wasn’t popular in 2003, dishonest gay ass post. may as well just say red in 2026 because people are always playing pokemon
They didnt have the balls to get Charlie back
>>218301400You would like a fun suck Feel free to stay home and argue on twitter instead of watching the movie on release day
>>218301472
>>2183013932 was rushed AF and it shows, nothing in it is as good as the opening Exorcist parody (And even that one has an extremely drawn out shit joke), the plot is designed less like an actual story and more like just a vehicle for random jokes and dated references, there is no defined villain or any actual danger for the main characters because the movie is busier making jokes at the expense of the cripples or showing the bird cursing and shitting than establishing the ghost or the professor as actual antagonists unlike Doofy, Tabatha or Jigsaw, and so the ending is a total asspull when the butler suddenly becomes evil for no reason.
>>218301441Sorry about your negroidity.
>>218300581>why just half gayKEK
>>218300790this trailer played in the kinoplex yday. everyone was laughing
>>218300581the fact that half the trailer was just a clipshow, showing off all the different shit they are parodying has me concerned this is going to be more like picrel than Scary Movie. I feel like this is going to be atleast an hour of disjointed 3 minute skits like "Hi kids, I'm Terrifier. Isn't this situation so WACKY?" or "Oh look, It's Megan and she's doing the dance, HAHAHA". I really don't have high expectations
>>218301603people also clap at marvel goyslop
>>218301631you are joining the trannies at r/horror seething about this
>>218300604We can't go back, anon. But they did make fun of trannies they them bullshit, which is a plus for me.Also a bit of racism callout.
I know this is a nostalgia cash-in but it's really making me think about nostalgia cash-insPeople wanna see old ass Harrison Ford and Brad Pitt, sure.But apparently people even wanna see old ass nobodies like Ana Faris and Lochlyn Monroe and David Arquette and Matthew LillardWhy is absolutely nobody in Hollywood as interesting as anybody in Hollywood was twenty years ago?Nostalgia can't be as universal as some people claim it is because if it was, nobody would have become successful when they were young in the first place - everybody would have still been too busy circlejerking Spencer Tracy and John Wayne
>>218301608The epic movie was kino though. Millennials just didn't get it.
>>218301676i dont know what they think and I dont care what they think about this trailer. form your own opinions on things nigga
>>2183009721 is an actually good and proper movie outside of the gags, 3 is great and very funny but it doesn't really work as a film, that's why 1 will always be my favorite. 2 is dogshit.>>218301354No, it really isn't. They decided to parody a bunch of fucking commercials for some reason, it has like 3 good gags, I was so disappointed when I went back and rewatched it recently it's genuinely bad. 4 is unironically better, and 4 isn't particularly good.
>>218301146When was the last European comedy? Wait am I too stupid to know Sentimental Value is a comedy? God daaaamn. I am American.>>218301361based effort poster>>218301400damn you millennialsyou probably type like that but also hate The Studio too and say "I have a sense of humor its just Hollywood can't make anything that makes me laugh, youtube tiktok nah I don't laugh THAT MUCH dude"
>>218300581>shit's all over scary movie 3/4 >makes his movies worse than them Lool, lmao even
>Haha aren't pronouns so silly guys. Please laugh at this funny joke we found online 10 years ago
>>218300581Please be good.
>>218301832>Did you just le assume my pronounskind of crazy to pull this in 2026 when it's a joke over a decade old now. A funnier joke would be if the camera snapped to some soiboi going "oh my god he killed THEM" and the killer goes "Plural?" then calls him a faggot or some shit, i don't know.
>>218301341so do people get naturally unfunny as they age?
>>218301832A lot of things in that trailer are over a decade old. Comedy doesn't have an expiration date and I still to this day see people putting their pronouns in their bio so it's absolutely worth joking about once. Those types would absolutely correct your pronoun usage as they were literally bleeding out
>>218300581ParaSkyBros.. we eatin good. The century of kino begins
>>218300581Goddam, that was aggressively unfunny. That opening gag with the pronouns would have worked way better as a “dying words” bit.
>>218301832its not even that they tried to use it as a joke. its just that the joke wasnt funny. i dont really care what bullshit they go for just as long as its funny
some of them are fun but the republican and the them joke are retarded, would be better if the them whas someone else in the background, i will still watch it aince it will be my first scary movie in theatres but have doubts noe
>>218301832dork
Scary Movie 1-2 were mediocre slapstick parody films.3 and 4, helmed by Zucker from Airplane! and others, knew the draft and make real slaptick funny parody movies5 was made by nepo babies jews thinking they had the same humor as Zucker-Abrams-ZuckerThis is just gonna be shit again as the niggers (I have tourtettes sorry) come back
>>218300581>Wayans are backI'll give it a watch
>>218300581>Peaked in High School: The Film
>>218300694Superhero references are for low t nitwits too
>>218301832YWNBAW. We'll write it on your tombstone after you jump off your local bridge
>>218301073I saw Jason, Leatherface, sinners, Wednesday reference with Tuesday, weapons, and get out with getting sucked into the armchair
>read plot synospis>its literally "Wayans are back to cancel the cancel culture!"Holy cringe
>>218300581After this movie flop, what will be next for the wayans brothers?Death
>>218302101Prob try desperatedly to cling onto a half assed white chicks 2 that will suck a FAT dick, then they'll try an independent movire, then it will be over
>>218302101>flopLol you are retarded if you think this will flop, $500 million easy
>>218300972Based and correct.
>>2183005813>>1>>5>>4>>2
>>218301040yeah that part wasn't funny, maybe it's funny to zoomers who think pc culture was created in the last 5 years
1. What happened to shorty's laugh?2. Is it necessary to make the race jokes all political?3. Why does Hanson's little hand look cgi and more normal than before?4. Is Greg, Cindy's drug dealer father and other stars of the original are not in this one?5. Why do blacks outnumber the whites? This wasnt the case in the first two, now it looks like some BET movie6. Are they rehashing the storyline of 1? Gail sucking Doofy's finger happened in the first movie.7. Ray just openly gay and proud now? The funny part about him being gay was his denial of itIll watch it but i dont have high expectations after seeing the trailer
>>218300581I only watched 1, are the rest worth watching?
>>218300581>No mascot horror parody Will not be watching this piece of shit boomer garbage
>>218300581Why is everything boomers these days?Theres like 5 genuine young stars at most but none have young Leonardo Di Caprio, Brad Pitt, Johnny Depp fame.Its just old boomer shit being recycled.I swear without the internet there would be no entertainment for zoomers anywhere.
>>218300941X2 was pretty great too.
>>218302387what the fuck are you talking about? most shows and movies have younger people in them
>>218300581>First joke is pronounsWonder how long they've been sitting on this script.
>>218301400>mean spiritedThis anon is ragebaiting
I just get the feeling if they made a joke about maga people everyone would be finding it so hilarious. But the they/them joke of course offends them
3 > 2 > 1 > 4 > 5Based on the trailer 6 will be firmly in the bottom half
>>2183024422010?
>first "joke">my pronouns are they/thempushing the envelope it seems
>>218301238>>218301472Dr. Manhattan stole our reality again...
>>218301361Wow, this sums it up perfectly. I couldn't have been assed to type all that up, but thanks for the effort. >>218300581Didn't laugh once, looks like utter shit. If Marlon didn't do the abysmal 50 Shades of Black and Haunted House movies, I'd have a little more hope for this movie. But he's outed himself as creatively bankrupt and can't land a joke to save his life. I can bet good money this will be widely panned and a commercial flop.
>>218302322>Why do blacks outnumber the whites? This wasnt the case in the first two, now it looks like some BET movieThis is just Haunted House 3 as far as Marlon Wayans is concerned.
>>218302574I wonder if all the stuff about pushing the envelope is itself a joke about how old and dated it is.
>>218302011cope
>>218301922>Those types would absolutely correct your pronoun usage as they were literally bleeding outYou must be fighting constant strawmen in that head of yours
>>218300941>absolutely mindbroken by capekino that you have to make up some bullshit story about you faggot dadKWAB
boy the script surely had a thick layer of dust on it
>>218300581I laughed
>>218301631>another capehater seethe post lol dead website
doofybros stay winning
>>218302471It's a badly executed joke, anon. They can make whatever jokes they want as long as the delivery is good, and every delivery in this trailer fell flat. That last bit with the nurses cemented that. The whole delivery was the worst version of that take, and that's what they went with.
>>218302707no longer any different than church ladies kek seethe at the bad bad movie
>>218300581This feels like a remake of scary movie 1 with 2020s horror stuff inserted into it, like they just told chatgpt "here's the script of scary movie 1, add 2020s horror flicks elements and some jokes post 2016 too." And called it a day.
Kino.Can't wait to see zoomers shit their pants while I crack open a cold one with the boys and watch this high as fuck
>>218302815that's a dude innit?
>>218301252>>218301238Fuck off nigger redditor
>>218302748Uh-huh sounds like a buncha cope to me. "I-it's teh delivery.. I-i swear i'm not upset.."
>>218302846
>>218302852Okay.
I got chills at the "guess who's back...back again" scene
>>218302843It better be
>>218302925That was pure kinoWazzzup Ghostface is more iconic than Scream Ghostface. When I show a pic of Scream Ghostface normies say "oh, it's scary movie guy"
>>218300750Scary MoVIe
>>218302852anon. it used to only be neglected children who interpreted all attention/response as anger. now its at least two whole generations.
>>218300926Its because of how influential Halloween was and Halloween 2 happens almost entirely in a hospital.
>>218300751Niggers being slefish and lazy
>>218300581lemaoblacks
>>218300750I see it that the focus is being a sequel to the 2 Wayans Scary Movies and distancing from the ZAZ trilogy.
I don't like that the Ghostface parody is called "the Killer" and not Ghostfarce.
>>218300581I would like a Babadook joke but I guess it's already too old for anyone to care.
>Marlon Wayans said that White Chicks 2, Haunted House 3, Don't Be a Menace 2 and Little Man 2 are very likely to happen if Scary Movie 6 is a hitWe are so fucking back
>>218303046more like assface lmao
>>218303065Kino
>they/them>republicans are racist>wypipo are racist>safe spaceIf they had made these jokes 10 years ago they'd have been behind the curve. Guaranteed flop
>>218300581Jew movies of the year are back? Disapponting
>>218301354Only funny joke in 2 is:>Cindy, this is a skeleton, this is bones! Would you run from Callista Flockheart?Nothing else in that movie got a laugh from me.
>>218303159nah whole theater was laughing at this trailer, this will do really well
>>218300581>Why only half gay?KEK Ray is the best character
reddit hates it. they’re the only ones stupid enough to pay for nostalgia slop too. it’s over WayansBrosBros
>zoomies dont realize half the point of the movie is to be cheesey corny slop>zoomies thinking the republican scene is actually calling republicans racist and not laughing at the idea of thinking all republicans are racist
we're so back
the Wayans have never been funny
the Wayans have never not been funny
>>218303187https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9n--d9t5Fk
>>218303268you will be showered with ">it's it's bad on purpose!!!" post in 3...2...
Was that really Art the Clown? If not they did a hell of a job making it look like him.
>>218303268If reddit hates it, it's probably mainly millennials and some gen x
>>218302704arrest
>>218303065I've seen White Chicks countless times and I don't feel a sequel is necessary and what would Don't be a menace 2 be parodying? The hood movies are gone
>>218301400>>they/them>Really? Not funnyit is. anyone who is retarded enough to actually say this shit is fucking hilarious. Also there is the added benefit of that person getting murdered on screen! I will watch it on opening day :D
>>218303325It def is. The creator is someone who wouldn't mind doing a collab. I wouldn't be surprised if this was somehow canon to the terrifier movies.
>>218303187David Cross and Chris Elliot are hilarious in it
>>218301400>mean spiritedYou had me until this one, kek
>>218303065zoomers on tiktok and shit love white chicks, if they make it as good as the first it'd be a hit.
>>218303325>>218303390Are you both indian and retarded or something?
>>218300581It's bad.
>>218303462I would imagine both. It's clearly a rubber mask
The pronouns and safe spaces shit was retarded but the angry black woman who is on her break and "why just half gay?" makes me optimistic
>>218303462Are Indians the only thing you can think about? We're discussing a movie not India or its abominations.
>>218300581Why only half gay? Hahaha
>>218300604You will have a blast if you see it at a black movie theater, that’s the ultimate way to watch these
>Wayans brother humour No thanks
>>218303891>see it at a black movie theaterI wont hear a fucking thing any character says
>>218303892>goes back to watching Mr. Beast videos
>made a big deal the Wayans were back and head of creative>not realizing the absolute dog shit they've been pumping outHaunted House 3: Scary Movie 6: Current Year Black Excellence Edition feat. Kai Cenat
Anna faris looks like her face is permanently stuck on one expression
>>218303917It will be funnier.
>>218301517>>218301361Factually correctThis is literally what I think about the franchisethanks anon
>>218300581>A Kid holding balls>Pedo Shit KYS Hollywood
>>218301322the they/them thing at the start is also played as a joke but is there to push more retarded shit. how the fuck do you make SCARY MOVIE woke.
>>218304042Her botched shit she got done after 2. It makes her less funny it's too distracting. She was perfect in 1 and 2 and was "naturally" funny.
>>218303553It's clearly not actual "Art the clown" from the fucking terrifier movies you dumb. Even by the face alone you can fucking tell holy shit you stupid fucking paki
>>218303065>White Chicks 2Will it end racism?
Is the culture war over? Did wokies lose?
>>218304284no, they learned how to take a joke, unlike chuddies
>>218304284Woke people are saying retard and faggot now so whatever
>>218304122They did with the first before Obama fucked it up, so yeah
I've been laughing at this guy and his deformed hand for 20 years. I laughed again when I saw him in the trailer.This will never end.
>>218304494Chris Elliot's magnum opus honestly. That guy should've gotten more work
>>218300972/thread
>>218300581I have as part of my collection a scraey move boxset. But you know what, I'm fucking sick of never endinng franchise slop and this crap needs to STOP. If you can't make something original don't make anything at all.
>>218300581I had never been so hyped in years to see a movie
>>218300581>blacks pretending that they're aren't heavily racist as well. Also I bet the pronouns "joke" will be the only jab that this film will have towards left-wing brand American insanity. The ridiculous concept of children being groomed into opposite sex will never be touched.
>>218304430I love how long and wide the staircase suddenly is
>>218304615imagine living your day to day life like this
>>218304560A-ARENT YOU NOSTALGIC?!
>>218300972Hey, when did I post this?
*mogs Scary Movie and Naked Gun*
>>218304640It's honestly pathetic. These autists look at the world as a left vs right culture war battlefield and they assume everyone else does too
Not surprised by dozen of troons itt.
>>218304640Honestly, I don't. Just recognizing the usual signs of media made in the last 20 years.
>>218301393I don't hate 2, but 3 and 1 are just better overall movies, and all I can say about 4 is that the themes they used were just more appealing to me, 5 is the one I hate, as long 6 is better than that I will consider it a win.
>>218300581This shit is just like scrubs. These shows and movies were only funny in the early 2000. They don't translate well to the modern era very well
god I wish that were me
>>218300581>why just half gay?my sides
>>218301238
>>218304747well thats because barely any comedy gets made now. the "modern era" sucks dick
it's trashbut i laughed
Call me a slop-guzzler, but I enjoy seeing character from movie in other movie
Erika and Charlie Kirk?
>>218303187>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hysbsXB_ThIThis scene is hilarious
>>218302991This is the best option
>>21830139375% of the jokes are >LOL dude with crippled hand>LOL dude in wheelchairOutside of the ghost sex scene and the weed plant it's trash. The Charlie's Angels part is also really cringe
>>218300581kekits back
>all these people ass mad about the pronoun jokelmao
>>218304673This was the only movie to ever make me run out of laughs. I sat there with a big open smile and hot air coming out. Anyone who told you this movie isn't funny lied to you, probably because they're virtue signaling and most of the jokes are at the expense of women (while actually mocking the misogyny of yesteryear.)
>>218305040The fact that they got Vitamin C to record that makes it even funnier to me
Scary Movie doesn't work in the modern woke black worship world. Zoomers and gen a would have an aneurysm from most of the jokes being wrongthink and short circuiting their brains if they could actually pay attention long enough to watch the first three movies.
>>218300632I would Wall her Anna till I Farri everyday
>>218304284Seems like it. My theory is that it's our generation's equivalent of when the hippies were on top of everything for a decade before society saw them as a joke and they went back to being a niche thing while society changed itself just a small amount
>>2183013542 is strictly for black people. I'm not sure why, I agree that it sucks.
Scary Movie 3 will always be the goat
>>218302224YWNBAW
>>218305141We're in the hood!
>>218304882the original Tron and Tron Legacy were fairly successful tho.
Why is she so sexy.
>>218305236For me it's Anna Faris
>Millenialoomers find this series funnyThere is no hope for this world. I hope we all get nuclear holocausted before this shit even releases.
>>218305141this and based
>>218305291>posts Tranily GuyOh the irony.
>>218300581Doesn't look too bad tbqh.
>>218305141How can you wake up dead?
>>218305236This movie made me diamonds as a young lad. She was so sexy. The way she pulled her g string up, more arousing than porn desu.
>>218301238>pokemon red in 2003Wat?
>>218305339I don't like the show. It's just the only suicidal pic I have saved.
>>218305236For me it was the girl in pigtails with the mannish face
>>218300790It looks lazy as fuck.
>>218300972>Good God, the small ones have metal teeth! Jerry's kids MY ASSBest president.
i know its not supposed to be high art but the only reason scary movie 1 worked was because it parodied a single trope trend aka screams which itself was a pastiche of formulaic teen slashers and inspired a bunch of other cashgrab ripoffs, when they started just referencing random disjointed horror tropes with some already poorly dated pop culture shit is when it went to shit, in 2 they tried to be more timeless with the references being gothic horror but that wasn't timely with teen audiences and the mayans obviously werent very inspired with that background, from this trailer it already just throws a bunch of different parodies without reason like sinners, weapons, longlegs, that obviously were rushed into production just grabbing bits from trailers so they could feel like they were being current except all it does is create the opposite, its already so poorly dated as a result because nobody gives a shit about longlegs and weapons, you're not supposed to just parody random scenes from trailers, but parody the longer cultural impact and appeal of movies that change and influence horror movies in the following decade, like what scream did in its era. idk what the defining trend of this era even is, except gay ass a24 "elevator" shlock, or boomer nostalgia cashgrabs like scream 9 and halloween 12 reboots or sequels with geriatric leads, seems they're going for the later while being a nostalgia cashgrab on itself but its completely sterile because scream isnt a defining movie at all in the current year, so the former would have been more potentbut low effort dildo gags and fart jokes and sassy black queens jokes will sell it to burger audiences regardless so who cares
>>218305538this was funnyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HtZYm5o3_0
>>218305226no they werent. its why theres 15 to 20 years inbetween each movie
>>218305395>It's just the only suicidal pic I have savedthen save more of them
3 > 1 > 4 > 2
HOLY SHIT, we're so back, Scary bros!!!!
>>218305236because shes a big titted redhead, of course shes hot
>doofy is backthey really brought the ultimate villain back just to give him a humilliation ritual
>>2183009722 is the best you plencuck
>>218303017I mean, my mom was in a mental hospital recently and she spilled her coffee all over the floor and when I told the staff to have someone mop it up they said "but it's a sunday!", so I can relate.
>>218305598They know the audience for this crap is woke libtards so all they need to do is make them feel like>LOL this is safely within my woke libtard brainwashing bubble so I can safely laugh at it and therefore it's funny!It's the same shit with the new South Park season and pretty much all mainstream media for the past 10 years
>>218300674>Whybecause they started by parodying old scream
>>218305788Literally the greatest ending of a horror movie ever. I lost my fucking shit in the cinema when I saw this.
>>218300593$1.5 billion at least.
>>218301361scary movie 2 was a banger, you just got filtered
>>218305865a. its not a horror movieb. parodying the ending of usual suspects isnt the greatest of anything
>>218300581I like it.
>>218302358yes all of them
>>218301322This guy needs a safe space!!
Whats the point of parodying scary movie anyway since the movies already make fun of of slasher ftropes. They even have Megan which is already a camp slasher parody of terminator movies.
>>218302358I never saw 5, but I would say the first 3 hold up and are still funny
>>218304494Wait, he's Nick Cage's Longlegs stand-in?
Gotta be inspired as fuck to make a parody during times the world is even more ridiculous than the older movies thought it'd be. If not it's gonna be boring.
>>218305930youre thinking about it too much
>>218304494>deformed handUhh, that's his STRONG hand, actually
>>218304642No I am not nostalgic , they were never great movies either just harmless fluff. The only reason the first one got watched was rollover because it had monica from friends in it. The first three are not bad, not fantastic just hohumm and have been way overhyped
>>218305965I thought 2 and especially 3 were funnier than 1 thoughever
>>218305112The P.E. tranny coach joke aged like fine wine, movie even had a Diddy party joke.
>>218300581These nostalgia remakes and sequels don't seem to understand the reason the movies worked is because they came out in the Y2K era
>>218303065Dark age for cinema is coming.
>>218305958It would be like if they parodied Hot Fuzz or Shawn of the dead, I'm actually surpised they havent desu.
>>218305865>how the anons that pretend to be retarded actually look like
>>218303065bring back Maitland ward for white chicks 2 and Im on board
>>218306035>Hot Fuzzhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Normal_(2025_film)
>>218301361This perfectly summarize what I think about the whole series. I might actually screencap this post to future use whenever a SM thread come up, good job anon
>>218301393I will always laugh at some of its gags, but it's easily the weakest of the franchise, not counting 5th obviously, I don't know a single person who watched it except for my brotherAlso 2 is the one that probably aged the worst, there's some stuff that is just incomprehensible today like the basketball ad part, plus it just feels cheaper and raunchier compared to the rest of the movies.That said, some parts of it like the exorcism intro or the Turkey dinner still cracks me up
that was fun and breezy. will probably be a slog to sit through in full though
>>218303065Little man 2, now with more midget rape
Dropped
If woketards hate it, guess what? It's gonna be Scary Movie kino. The Left is dead. They just don't know it yet.
who's going to get a wedgie in this one and curse others with this retarded fetish forever
>>218300581>THE WAYANS BROS WAS A GOOD SHOWWas it?
>>218306243triggered white boy detected
>>218300581i'm tired boss
>>218301731Did you also like disaster movie?
>>218305538>Mr. President, have you lost your mind?>Like a fox
>>218304430Man I love that movie
>>218305788literally me when I'm done being retarded on 4chan
>pronoun joke in 2026was this movies script written in 2015? not a good sign
>>218306396feels forced, but its better then not mocking dumb pronouns
>>218304623It's like they parodied that James Wan thing of house interiors being impossibly large based on the outside, but before that started
>>218305538> An Israeli asks a Japanese guy to open his eyes, but the Japanese man says, "I'm not squinting you crazy Jew, you're the one who sold me these cheap glasses!"
>>218304320wokies have a burning feeling inside to act like cringe sjws but they know if they act like cringe sjws fascism will rise again
>>218300581>didn't made me laugh onceshit, bad sign i don't know who's pic related?
>>218306459maybe its the irish vampires from Sinners
>parody of Wednesday is called TuesdayWayans Bros.....I kneel......
>>218306484correct. that guy is dressed the same
>regina hall was around 30 when she did scary movie 1>now she is 55You know what? She aged like fine wine
>>218301040>>218301684Rent free.
>>218306558Honestly she seemed pretty walled in OBAA, only one who seems like he hasn't aged a day is Shawn Wayans
>they/them joke in 2026
>>218306600to be fair when it might have been funny like 5 years ago, they wouldnt have made the joke because of the backlash
2>1>>>>>3>4
>>218306484i though they were looking like the monsters from "From" show
>>218300581...why are they appealing to chuds?
>>218304430>grandma>pianokek its got everything
>>218300941My parents wouldn't take me to see Scary Movie I had to watch X Men
girls who look like that don't use meme pronouns
>>218300581so is anyone gonna wake up dead or turn up missing in this one?
>>218306243they were making jokes like this in the first movie
>>218306891What? Back up, how do you turn up missing?
>>218306736Most people are chuds. Reddit tranny's are a minority.
>>218306736Chuds are just normal people, your brain is fried by the jewish propaganda
>>218306634The tide is turning. Woke turned out to be a fad like so many other cultural things.
>>218306891how does one wake up dead?cant wake up if dead
>>218301728because of modern media influencers and short form entertainment. also all the people who would be interested in modern hollywood can't afford to see it so only millenials are worth anything with money to fliff without even counting it. did you hear about the 700 dollar pokemon legos and pokemon roms they sold recently? nostalgia is a hell of a drug for midlife crisis millenials with kids they wont raise who are getting groomed on roblox
DEEZ WYPEEPO TRYNA KILL ME
>>218307086cause you alive when you go to bed
>>218306243thats good they think that my thoughts on them are a bit more jaded
>>218305788actually me IRL with no exaggeration
