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>>218304643Lois
First for the Queen
Why was he so likable bros?
>>218304691lickable?
Thank you Sarah Adina Smith! Fuck you Sara Hess!
there isn't enough boyslove in these shows
>carries your shit season despite being in a coma for half of it
>>218304691A rare non-retarded targ
Should I pick this up? Is it going to have a shit ending like GoT (I haven't seen it)
>>218304731It's Viserys all over again
>>218304753Maekar was pretty based too all things considered
>>218304591 >and was mean to TyrionOr, more precisely, wasn't as enthusiastic about her forced marriage to the ̶ ̶t̶w̶i̶s̶t̶e̶d̶ ̶d̶e̶m̶o̶n̶ ̶m̶o̶n̶k̶e̶y̶ ugliest man in King's Landing as she apparently should've been.
>>218304746>Is it going to have a shit ending like GoT (I haven't seen it)Each season is it's own self-contained story about the two main characters, so there isn't really an ending. Not that the fat fuck would ever finish writing a series.
>>218304780Dunk or Got?
>>218304790Dunk
its so funny watching HotD where they still try to make big deal out of the white walkers, the ice, the song of ice etc. knowing that white walkers are literally not an issue at all, just total no problem that was solved in few hours in not even particularly deadly battle
>GRRM is going to kill Sansa and make Rickon king in da norf
>>218304643This is a non-House of the Trash thread. HotD fags OUT.
>>218304641You don't, anon. It's just your mental illness speaking.
>>218304803whenever someone in that shitshow tries to wax poetic about the prophecy or the great winter i just instantly visualize Arya leaping through the air behind the Night King's shoulder and visibly scrunch up my face with cringe
>>218304691noble in spirit, capable, competent, calm, rational = muh kang
>The rule of the ironborn over the riverlands ended in the holocaust that engulfed Harrenhal.- The World of Ice and Fire, p. 155. WTF George. You can't just trivialize the holocaust like that, that's antisemitic! There's a good reason why we aren't allowed to call it the american indian holocaust anymore, using the word for anything else takes away from the unique and singular fate of the jewish people.
>The castle yard was full of eyes and ears. To escape them, they sought out Darry's godswood. There were no sparrows there, only trees bare and brooding, their black branches scratching at the sky. A mat of dead leaves crunched beneath their feet. "Do you see that window, ser?" Jaime used a sword to point. "That was Raymun Darry's bedchamber. Where King Robert slept, on our return from Winterfell. Ned Stark's daughter had run off after her wolf savaged Joff, you'll recall. My sister wanted the girl to lose a hand. The old penalty, for striking one of the blood royal. Robert told her she was cruel and mad. They fought for half the night . . . well, Cersei fought, and Robert drank. >Past midnight, the queen summoned me inside. The king was passed out snoring on the Myrish carpet. I asked my sister if she wanted me to carry him to bed. She told me I should carry her to bed, and shrugged out of her robe. I took her on Raymun Darry's bed after stepping over Robert. If His Grace had woken I would have killed him there and then. He would not have been the first king to die upon my sword . . . but you know that story, don't you?" >He slashed at a tree branch, shearing it in half. "As I was fucking her, Cersei cried, 'I want.' I thought that she meant me, but it was the Stark girl that she wanted, maimed or dead." The things I do for love. "It was only by chance that Stark's own men found the girl before me. If I had come on her first . . ." The pockmarks on Ser Ilyn's face were black holes in the torchlight, as dark as Jaime's soul. He made that clacking sound. He is laughing at me, realized Jaime Lannister. “For all I know you fucked my sister too, you pock-faced bastard,” he spat out. “Well, shut your bloody mouth and kill me if you can.”Jaime's arc in AFFC is so fucking kino. The show could've never done justice to it.
>>218304691because he was a unique targ in the sense that he lacked all the classic targshit nonsense>no "muh dragons">no "muh fire and blood">calm, rational, polite>actually gets his hands dirty instead of using a dragon or servant or armies>puts everything on the line for a lowborn fag because it's a matter of honor>actually cares about the public image of his dynasty instead of just being a bratthat being said, this kind of character works only in small doses in ASOIAF and could start feeling like a gary stu if he had several seasons of just getting things right
>>218304690she was so fine ESPECIALLY when she was thicc
Did he really do anything wrong
>>218304935How could they fit 6 million people in Harrenhall? I mean it was big but not that big, the math doesn't add up.
>>218304941Tywin about random peasants whose lords displeased him.
>>218304974Executed hundreds of poor working class men who built the Red Keep?
>>218304974>Targwrong by default
....semoc eH
>>218305011So what
>>218304803Damn, you're right.I'd asume the entire realm is still suffering from the years (?) of war by the time they show up, and they just put togheter a last minute defense with like half the realms and win.
>>218304974Killed his sexy fertile wives because HIS seed was weak instead of gifting them to his loyal supporters
>>218304960and instead we got bad pusi sneks. dunk is making me really hate got and if dunk ends up being shit too i will be very upset
>>218305011those were "people" from King's Landing so he did the world a favor by killing them before they ate some poor fella
>>218305036Life of one Westerosi poorfag is worth more that all the incestuous targniggers combined.
>>218304974He did the dirty work of properly cleaning house, and defanging the faith as well as building his holdfast were good deedsDoes this excuse the kinslaying, whatever the fuck was up with his wives and his cruelty? No, but he consolidated targ rule as something permanent.
>>218304744The only non-retarded targs are the brown hair ones
>>218305036What if one of them survived and wants revenge?
who knew that 6 brief episodes about a low iq peasant knight and a tiny kid who looks like a cancer patient would revitalize my love and interest in ASOIAF
>>218304969>puts everything on the line for a lowborn fagHE RISKED NOTHING
>>218304974Incestuous alien
Why are they such losers?
Maegor was just upset that Dick Bean died.
>>218304974>Died to a chair
>>218305075the gods don't favour a janitor
>>218305082Economic system built on preying on the weak despite being next to unified continent
>>218305082>GRRM on aragorns orc policy after the war: "Did Aragorn pursue a policy of systematic genocide and kill them? Even the little baby orcs, in their little orc cradles?”The iron born are the answer to George’s question, what happens to the orcs after their dark lord (grey king) dies? The answer is they start a shitty evil little empire built on rape and murder
>>218305082What the FUCK was his problem?
>>218305075Truth. Six of his seven opponents were either relatives by blood or oathsworn to protect him. Only Ser Steffon had an open ticket on Baelor, and he had his own family to deal with.
>>218305099*mod, it even rhymes
I want what he's having
>>218305139Everyone else had it already
>>218305139dondarrion sloppy seconds?
>>218305139Apple pie and chlamydia
>>218305117Male pattern baldness.
>>218305082Who got fucked over more in the show compared to the books, the Ironborn or Dorne?
>>218305154>>218305156Good sex and apple cider
>>218305117>Son I gave to my enemy after I got BTFO, how dare you show up with shit you didn't steal from people, you disgrace me
>>218305082>pillage for a year or so while Westeros is in the middle of the civil war #37>get your ass kicked after Westeros gets its shit together>sit on your little jerk off islands surviving on salt and dick for 20-80 years>repeat
all the Ironborn get brain damage from being drowned and drinking saltwaternote how Theon goes full retard the second he is drowned
>>218305082for such an ugly looking women I would still tongue her arse
>>218305183Dorne had its whole royal family killed and then forgotten. You can’t get more pathetic than that
>>218305139So was is meant to be she's tricked him into raising a bastard, or that she said that to trap him and then actually get knocked up, and he's just a brainlet either way?
>>218305215True. Theon's dyke sister was annoying but better then the bad poosy gang killing the prince and his heir and nobody caring.
>>218304805Imagine a timeskip and Rickon looks like Robb but even more savage. Walder Frey is still somehow alive and in comes Rickon with Shaggydog and his army of northerners to enact revenge. He is the Black Wolf
Who's the best girl in westeros though
>>218305215Even worse, they got replaced by a house whose sigil looks like a penetrated asshole
>>218305139She is carrying nine different stds, from men of all the nine kingdoms that fucked all her holes.
>>218305275Best dragon obviously.
seriously look at this and tell me that it's wrong to kill these... things...I bet you HAVE to have a couple massacres every now and then just to keep them from going completely feral
>>218305117>society built on warrior culture, being strong and taking things from others>starts 1 war and spergs out>dies>starts another war and spergs out>dies>starts another war and spergs out
>>218305328that's granny
Is the Crusader Kings mod good? I was looking at that or seeing how far along the Bannerlord GoT mod is
>>218305334There’s literally nothing wrong with killing KL rabble as Daemon, Dany and Stannis all knew
>>218305297There's no known STD's in the ASOIAF universe
>>218305282House dragon ball?
>>218304691How does command this level of charisma? I want to be Baelor but I've always been a beta male
>>218305376The mod is good, the trouble is crusader kings isn’t
>>218305376Yes although the latest starting date is the end of Robert’s Rebellion I still don’t know why they didn’t start with the War of the 5 Kings first
>>218305399Pox
>>218305082Okay so imagine you want to be a naval power but you don't have any timber to build ships.>Okay but AthensOkay but then imagine you have no money and no friends.
>>218305376ck2 or ck3?
I could have fixed her.
>>218305399Daeron Targaryen (the drunk one) died from a unknown STD that he get from a whore
>>218305486
>>218305399Daeron the Drunken is killed by ASOIAF's equivalent of the clap
>>218305483I've tried 2 and I'm curious to try 3 now.Was interested in trying the Bannerlord mod because I found I couldn't get into either of the two mods available for Warband.
>>218305376Its mid like alle CK3. Switch to the mod for CK2>>218305447Current Dev team for the CK 3 version isnt doing a very good work. The CK2 version have multiple start dates up to AFFC
>>218304691Because he wasn't wearing a dumb wig
>>218305399Daeron the Drunkard died from a whore's pox. And Aegon the Unworthy transmitted some kind of whore's pox on his own daughter that he was fucking, which apparently made her unappealing to him.
>>218305521I started playing ck3 recently and checked out the mod for a second and it did have a bunch of start dates for me.
>>218304731without spoiling it does he do anything cool or anything when he returns? I mean that wouldn't matter with the showrunners being down syndromes but yeah
Which KG armor was the best looking?
>>218304691>manages to get himself killed in a trial by combat where 6/7 enemies are either sworn to protect him or are his own familyimpressive, he definitely isn't a meme who targshit asslickers elevate after his death just like Rhaegar. He definitely would have brought a new golden age, trust me bro
>>218305779>that anal drill
>>218305215>>218305282The current head of Dorne is Mors or Olyvar Martell. The actor said he was playing a younger brother of Doran and Oberyn.
>>218305117>starks would 100% crush the Lannisters if he made the logical choice to become allies with themGRRM wanted the Starks to lose so he had to go full retard. He could have sacked Lannisport and probably Casterly Rock as well considering there were almost no fighters left in the Westerlands after Oxcross. The Reach would have never joined the Lannisters either if their coasts were being threatened. WOT5Ks would have ended halfway through Clash
>>2183057792 by a long shot
>>218305139>Old HBO>Tits everywhere, late night content is practically softcore porn>Modern HBO>You get to see one pair of titties off to the side but plenty of cock, spitting, puking, shitting and any other bodily fluids that aren't related to sexy womenWould it have killed them to have this whore actually show something off on screen?
>>218305877Stupid coomer, go and stay go
>>218305877Howmany prostitutes would you cast for your show if you got HBO money?
>>218305877you don't like cock?
/ecg/
>>218305695There’s a kino speech he makes that got leaked
>>218305886>Eliminating the male gaze in media is good actuallyTell the ones clamoring to see more dicks that, HBO had a reputation for providing risque material that the others didn't offer while also maintaining a high standard of quality, once upon a time.
>>218305932Cinemax would like a word from beyond the grave
>>218305500Her ass just stuck in the window like that. She’s single right?
>>218305011>killing the builders is bad>but killing ratchatchers is not bad
>>218305847Yeah, Ironborn attacking frozen hellscape with nothing valuable instead of sacking second/third richest city on the continent is absolute hack job by GRRM. Especially because after Starks lose and Iron throne is mostly at peace Euron starts sacking Reach with little resistance
>>218305985And which one of the builders decapitated the king's son?
>>218305994This is why her dragon looked at Jon and thought "uh oohhhh stinky" and flew offNoone wants to clean that
>>218306008none of the hanged rat catchers killed the prince
>>218306016Doesn't matterThe sin of one rat catcher is the sin of all rat catchersThey were in the wrong for not being able to tard wrangle their colleague
>>218306046then all the builders deserve to die as well
>>218305847>>218306006Also, how the hell they spawned 800 longships with no fucking trees on Iron Islands
>>218306016No he got the one that killed him with all the rest I think, i’m pretty sure they zoom in on it
>>218306053Again, none of the builders did anything wrong
>>218306065the show is not canon>>218306066they worked for him therefore they are evil
>>218306065>showshitCheese's fate is unknown in the only source that matters
Yummy
>>218304691rational, polite, kind, stern, politically savy
>>218304974He fucked up when he couldn't accept that he was infertile. He should have raised Aenys' son to be less of a pussy and then handed over the throne to him.On the other hand the Faith of the Seven needed to be put in check. It was way too strong and had too much control over politics. So at least something good came from his rule. It didn't do any good for his reputation though, since Septons and Septas often act as history teachers.
Why is armor in /got/ so brown and bland when the middle ages were very bright and colorful?
>>218306128You're a sick man, anon. I mean it.
>>218304974>>218306142Unironically the only reason Jaehaerys could marry his sister without the peasants shitting up a riot was because they were too weak to do anything after Maegor.Big J ended up benefiting the most from his atheist uncle
>>218306154HBO, GRRM complained that there supposed to be more colour in actual story
>>218306159C'mon, admit you laughed a little
>>218306179>there supposed to be more colour in actual storySo black Velaryons was Georges intention all along?
>>218306081In the books it’s ambiguous if one of the rat catchers was cheese. He could have got him, he could have not
>>218306006Ironborn are much closer to northman than they are to anyone else and Balon SPECIFICALLY blamed his rebellion being crushed on Ned. Do you retards know anything about Westeros at all?
>>218305082Because the Conquest was basically in direct response to their domination. In the same way how the Nights Watch was disempowered after Targ rule so too were the Iron Born. Without a central monarchy and without dragons they'd be back on top.
>>218306056they obviously just steal more boats that's why no one else has a navy
>>218306142>It was way too strong and had too much control over politicsYeah let’s hand over all their power to a family of foreign incestuous alien invader dragon sorcerers that’s way better. Neck beard atheist commie fuck
>>218305847>>218306006Nah, he was right to attack the North. Casterly Rock cannot be taken by assault, Ironborn don't siege, and he can raid Lannisport... for what? When Balon made his move, Renly was already dead. Almost entire navy was in Stannis hands, and Lannisters had Redwynes on their side by holding Paxter's twins hostage. He would have to fight Redwynes, Farmans etc. Maybe even Hightowers if Reach decided to ally with Joffrey after all, because Tyrells would know they would be next.Meanwhile, North has no fleet and almost all troops are south. Attacking North was completely risk free, North is alone and has no fleet at all at the west shore. You can do whatever you like here.The Balons retardation lies somewhere else. He attacked the North, and THEN negotiated with Lannisters. It should be done other way around. He could get concessions from Tywin, titles, land, anything. Instead Lannisters just ghosted him because he already was attacking Starks lol.
>>218305238It's mean to be pointless shitty B plot
>>218306257actually yeah he was the guy who had the idea of making them blackhe'd make the Targs black too but then decided that it's problematic to cast black people as the evil incestous imperialists
>>218306178Barth pushed for the doctrine of exceptionalism so that the demon targ blood would be contained to a single family and not allowed to spread, making it easier for them to eventually be genocided
>>218305877>invent the concept of "sexposition">never use it again after season 2
>>2183057792's armor is by far the best in every aspect except the helmet, which i don't like
>>218306302>Ironborn are much closer to northman than they are to anyone elseare you retarded? Look at the map, Oldtown is closer to the Iron Islands than the Stoney Shore in the North, let alone Lannisport>Balon SPECIFICALLY blamed his rebellion being crushed on Nedwhy would he blame Ned over Robert/Tywin? Because GRRM needs him to be a retard to justify attacking the North over much richer targets
sex with Arya, no matter the season
>>218306302> Balon SPECIFICALLY blamed his rebellion being crushed on NedBut Stannis defeated Ironborn fleet. Is Balon or GRRM fucking retarded?
>>218306317>and he can raid Lannisport... for what?the fuck ton of riches in the city? It's the richest port outside of Oldtown and processes all the Lannisters gold and silver and has a shit ton of rich people with manses they could loot. Plus all the other coastal Westerland castles that have like 50 men defending themand Balon declared independence, he was always going to have to fight the Lannisters. If he sides with the Starks they supply him infinite lumber for ships. There's no defending Balon attacking the North, it's pure GRRM hackery>>218306056don't ask questions anon, the North with a monopoly on ironwood and forests bigger than some of the other kingdoms don't have any fleet but the barren iron islands can respawn hundreds of them despite having no trees and for some reason being able to do it secretly despite their recent rebellion putting them under suspicion
>>218304974Maegor actually agreeing to the trial by 7 instead of just killing all the Warrior's Sons with his dragon is an underrated chad move
>>218306428
>>218306419>>218306502I think the anon meant that Balon blames Ned because Ned took his last son (and heir) and basically made him into a Northman. It was too much for his pride.
>>218305779Easily AKOTSK. HotD's prop/costume department should be embarrassed by how badly Dunk's mogged them with a much smaller budget. Although I think Daemon's armour is the coolest in all the shows, despite the awful plastic helmet
>>218306428>kindly man trying to convince her to become a courtesanwhat was his endgame? Was he going to sample the goods using a different face?>"You believe this is the only place for you." It was as if he'd heard her thoughts. "You are wrong in that. You would find softer service in the household of some merchant. Or would you sooner be a courtesan, and have songs sung of your beauty? Speak the word, and we will send you to the Black Pearl or the Daughter of the Dusk. You will sleep on rose petals and wear silken skirts that rustle when you walk, and great lords will beggar themselves for your maiden's blood.>He cupped her chin, turned her head this way and that, nodded. "A pretty one this time, I think. As pretty as your own."
>>218306517huh im getting dejavu, i just saw this for the first time yesturday
>>218305779Dunk's armor and color scheme with HOTD's helmet would be best, methinks
>>218305779this is the worst.
>>218306603looking like power rangers villains
>>218306504What good riches would give you, when you will get raped soon after by Redwyne and other Lannister aligned fleets lol? Do you know the lore? Ironborn repeatedly attacked Westerlands in the past. In the Dance, in the Greyjoy Rebellion, during Dagon times, before the conquest. They always win a few first battles, then get raped in retaliation, because Lannisters have allies. Balon declared indepedence, yes, but was willing to ally with Lannisters and make a common cause with them. It is discussed in Tyrion chapters in Asos, where there are actually people willing to do it, but Tywin disagrees, as he already made deals with Bolton, and notes that Greyjoys are already fighting Starks, so there's no real point to negotiate. This is where Balon's true retarded mistake is.
>>218306603>black and silver>meaningless sigil on the chestwhat the fuck is the sigil on the chest plate even supposed to represent?
>>218306620Sounds like a plot hole. Irontards were consistently retarded in attacking Westerlands every single time attracted by great loot. Besides this one time that would have caused North to win the war
You now remember that Rhaenyra dressed as a nun and showed up to King's Landing to have a secret conversation with Alicent, where they gossiped about everyone else and about Aegon's dream, and Alicent allowed Rhaenyra to leave.
>>218306541I might like the mountains armour the most.
>>218306550> As pretty as your ownI don’t get it
>>218306620what allies do the Lannisters have while Tywin is trapped in Harrenhal like a cuck, Robb is raping his lands, and Stannis is getting ready to attack King's Landing? Lannisters were in full on doomer mode until the Greyjoys attacked the Northand the reason every previous Ironborn rebellion failed is that they had no allies, now they'd have the North and Riverlands. The Westerlands would effectively be occupied with the Iron Islands invading from the coasts and the Northern army taking castles left and right. Tyrells aren't siding with Joffrey in this scenario. Even LF would see the writing on the wall and tell Lysa to send out the Vale army before the war is completely over
why would the Ironborn even want to loot gold? they never buy anything anyways without it being social suicide
>>218306710kindly man is picking out a new face for her on Arya's next assignment, previous one she got an ugly face. He's saying she's pretty and that she'll get a pretty face like her own for the next mission
>>218306745Ironborn are the real dragons, they sleep on all the gold (also they're obviously hypocrites)
>>218306745all the high tier raiders wear an obscene amount of gold rings and necklaces. It's a flex as long as you paid the iron price for it, they'd be the ones to create grillz in Westeros as a use for their gold. And Balon is known to be retarded even compared to the average Ironborn, others are perfectly fine trading for goods like normal people
>>218306768crazy to think that some Ironborn castles might have like 6000 years worth of gold just laying there because they refuse to not steal shit
Deleted scene of Ser Robyn Rhysling vs. Ser Donnel of Duskendale during the trial
>>218306646Not really, Ironborn are at their best when they actually work with the Iron Throne or other southern houses. Like in Ninepenny Kings when they raped pirate fleets on the step stones, or when the Greyjoys crushed rebellion in Aenys times and got rewarded. Or during Hoare times, where they got fucking rich, traded with everyone and fought the weakest enemy. They NEVER allied themselves with the North in lore, because North does not offer anything to them. They can't protect them because they have no fleets, and they have no ports to trade with on the western shore. As for lumber, they can just make thralls get it from Bear Island or Wolfswood, or trade with more reliable ports in the south. So Balon was actually smarter than Dagon/Dalton/other retards who fought Westerlands. But not smart enough to actually make them a deal BEFORE striking North, instead of after...
>>218306831Surprised they never gave us any proper scenes of Lyonel in combat, considering how much the series liked to include him
it is impressive that AKOTSK took an actor that seems like a skinny gregarious twit in real life and made him look like a gruff veteran of many battles
>>218306718They could use Redwyne fleet because they have twins hostage, and they have their vassals like Farmans. Lannisters also rebuild their fleet after GR. So there's still a sizable fleet to deal with. Even in situation that Lannisters lose and Stannis wins, they would have to fight with Stannis&Tyrells instead. And neither Riverlands nor the North have any fleet, so they can't help them. I say again, they have nothing to offer for the Ironborn as allies. Lannisters would be much better. Attacking and pillaging Westerlands is a nigger strategy. Short them profit, then you get raped in retaliation. The only good ally for the Iron Islands are southern houses like Lannisters or Tyrells, or simply working with Iron Throne.
>>218306763>Arya “horse face” Stark being called pretty Sansa in shambles
>>218306892I remember people doubting his casting as Maekar, but he did a great job, one of the standout characters for me
>>218306952rather get called "horse face" than "the raped"
>>218306952arya being considered ugly was always a meme, Jeyne Poole was the only one who called her that. And Ned is one of the few people left alive who knew Lyanna when she was young and says Arya is pretty much identical at the same age. She just had to grow into her looks, she has a lot of swan symbolism so it's standard ugly duckling shit. Ironically Arya gets called attractive in the books more than Jon, contrary to the show he's not called handsome or pretty a single time. He's Ned 2.0, not ugly but fairly plain and a borderline manlet
>>218306983I thought they made him too comic
I know show Jaime is kinda retarded, but how smart is book Jaime?
>>218307045Also Arya was always dirty and shit.>>218307066He is a dyslexic mother fucker.
>>218306550GRRM had to indulge in his fetishes.
>>218307066He's more pensive and introspective than you'd initially think (because you start reading from the POVs of characters who seem Jaime as one-dimensional) but he's still not what you'd call a smart guy, more like he's thoroughly re-examining his life and everything around him so it makes him seem smarter than he really is. Then again very few people in the books are truly smart.
>>218306550>you're so pretty 11 year old Arya Stark, would you like to become a whore for rich old men?
>>218306892I saw what the actor looks like just the other day and was shocked. Crazy what a bit of facial hair and some drip can do.
>>218307054more of a writing issue than an acting issue
>>218307157He's a good actor, just didn't think the writing was up to snuff for him. Also maybe too skinny but that's a problem with most of the male cast.
Is there any story behind why Aiden Gillen basically gave up acting in the later seasons? Was he fucked over by D&D or something? Did he realise the show was going to shit?
>>218307344Basically everyone gave up acting, Dinklage was the most noticeable
>>218304880You can take it as decades of oral tradition exaggerating the fuck out of the 'long night' and the threat of the walkers.
>>218307344TDKR came out and we all made fun of him by Baneposting relentlessly, even outside 4chan. So it got to him. >And who>for you>the big guy said>that I must fly so good
>>218307344And acting? I shappose that's off the table as well?
>Raymun is a cuckRedchads won.
>>218307677Better green than wormy
was Sansas rape really that bad?
>>218307749No, it was beautiful, or so I'm told
>>218307749Sansa's rape on the show is like 1/100th as bad as what Ramsay does to Jeyne Poole in the books.
>>218307677I doubt she was pregnant before. I took it more as using his naivety to entrap him by claiming she's pregnant. She seems into him enough she likely will be shortly after anyway.
>>218307749>rape>wife
Why did she volunteer for the marriage lol
>>218307749It isn’t rape if you masturbate to it later
>>218306880
>>218306831what a chad
Why did they only castrate Theon in the show?
>>218306892>>218307139He was great in outlaw king also, he's got a great snarl.
>>218307872All I remember is scars from lashings on her back and bites on her nipples
>>218308030That's just a fun friday night between 2 consenting adults
>>218307519And why should I, the agent askedBow down before thy size?Thy master plan, is not so good.I have seen bigger guys.If I were to unmask your faceMy care for you'd be none.Pavel is mine, I'm CIA,You're captured, you are done.And so he spoke, and so he spoke,The man from CIA.His plane has crashed, its tail has broke.Survivors there were nay...
>>218308068God I miss my ex
We must post.Ser Criston has posted.
>>218308030He had Theon eat her out as well iirc
>>218308030He forced her to have sex with his dogs.
>>218304731>>218305695>>218305927There's no way the showrunners make a rapist a likeable character
>>218307139>tfw 30+ and cant grow facial hairthank fuck at least im not balding (yet)
So HOTD is wrapping up after season 4.Wasn't the whole idea with HOTD and Dunk to have each series in alternating years? Fat load that turned out to be.
>>218308223They’re backtracking on the rapist thing and are just pretending it didn’t happen because that’s not how Aegon was in the book and George is pissed because of it
>>218304803That's the GOT showrunner's take on that , it may be different in the booksYeah I know, we'll never get the books
>>218308269Dunk can't alternate, Egg would grow up too fast
>>218308327Imagine the online carnage they could instigate if they had a scene were Dyana says that Aegon didn't actually rape her.
>>218307066not that smart. he's not dumb by any means, but he's a doer, not a thinker. he'll make an impulsive decision (like pushing bran out the window, or attacking ned stark) and then reflect about it later, usually after talking with another character who tells him how dumb he is. but he always has internal justifications for everything he does, and he acts very intentionally.like the other anon said, he's introspective, and he has a lot of emotional depth in how he analyzes his past actions, but he's not a particularly deep or strategic thinker like tyrion or tywin. this fact is even brought up to him by another character in AFFC, and in that book we get to see him try and develop that side of him more, to varying degrees of success.
>>218308269Alternating just makes HOTD appear even worse by comparison anyway.
>By what right does the Janny judge the Anon?
First for Rohanne Webber
>>218308460>Oh by the seven, its a hotd year...
>There the demons dwell, up there. Fire and blood, blood and fire. This is their city. If you would make it yours, first you must destroy them. If you would cleanse yourself of sin, first you must bathe in dragon's blood. For only blood can quench the fires of hell.
>>218308195>>218308211Based Ramsay
>>218304803>>218304880I had almost purged that Arya nonsense from my brain. Then what the fuck was their prophecy even about?
>>218308211>>218308620Delectable taste from Ramsay, a true patriot
>>218308665sauce pls
>>218308518The Stranger himself made flesh, the Targs and their monsters never stood a chance.
>>218308672Fire Punch
Why was Hardyng at the Ashford tourney?It's extremely far away from the Vale.
>>218308708Nothing better to do.
>>218308708Gotta keep fighting if you don't want to be green
>>218308708Vale is very into knightly culture. And i think he was the best one on the tourney, if i remember correctly (At least until he broke his leg).
>>218308672I fear its not a doujin anon, but it is the kill and rape manga
>>218308778He was there to show how hard(yng) he was and to taunt GREEN FUCKING BOYS.> He also faced his brother by marriage, Ser Humfrey Beesbury, in the lists on the first day. They broke a dozen lances apiece in an epic struggle the smallfolk soon began calling "the Battle of Humfrey." > He won against his brother by marriage as well, and in total defeated fourteen formidable knights on the first day.
>>218304691>rare (((targ))) that isn't a murderous schizogee i wonder why
>>218308327to be fair the rapist thing was a retcon in the books to begin with
I've been thinking about it, and the easiest way to fix the Dorne plot armor bullshit is make them successfully gain independence once Balerion the black dread finally dies. all other events can proceed as they have
>>218308223As the other anons said, it was basically a soft retcon of season 1 (which was itself headcanon)They were writing season 2 and realized "wait wtf, why did we make him so unlikeable if half the scenes will be about his side of the war" and basically ignored that side of him for the entire season 2They are so fucking retarded, but the good news is that his season 2 character is great if you ignore season 1 and hopefully he will be good in season 3 too
