Fungus Editionprevious: >>218379785spam guide: https://i.imgur.com/Ncjq7y5.png
Official /hor/ banned movies list:>none
>>218391880Matango on a tricycle
Elvira
>>218391959Wrong.
>VAMPIRA>VAMPIRA>VAMPII-II-II-II-II-IRA>HEY!
>>2183920232 cool deaths in this movie
>all the lights off>open door behind you>sitting near some windows or mirrorsany other fearmaxxing strats for making horrorkinos more enjoyable?
>>218392288kek, reminds me of
>>218391880A lot of horror comedies lean heavily into gross gore over frights and I've heard particularly nasty things about this one so it's on my watchlist. I think it's the first horror film Neeson has done since The Haunting so I'm really curious to see him outside of his usual old man action shtick.
>>218392340now THIS is how its meant to be watched
>>218391959Correct.
>>218392342>horror-comedyPass.
Banned movies on /hor/> Terrifier 2&3>Megan 2.0> Terrifier 4>Night of the Living Dead>Bring Her Back> Talk to Me> Midsommar> Army of Darkness> It Follows>Babadook>28 Weeks Later>Phenomena> Abigail> Hereditary>Sinners>Henry>Barbarian>Gremlins>Gremlins 2>Day of the Dead>Dawn of the Dead>Night of the Living Dead (1990) >The Return of the Living Dead>Return of the Living Dead Part II>Return of the Living Dead 3 (1993)>A Nightmare on Elm Street series>Leprechaun series>The Fly (1986)>Nope>Angst>Oddity>Lair of the White Worm >Night of the Demons 2>VHS series during the month of October>feminist horror is also banned**>the entire animation genre is also banned*>films directed by David Cronenberg>horror-comedies
>>218391880>spam guide
>>218392381there was an anon who was gonna watch Blair Witch Project outside in a wooded area one time, I thought that was a kino idea
>>218392482Most 80’s horror are also banned here. Please ask if the movie you wish to discuss is banned before starting a topic about it.
>>218392430I totally get that horror comedy isn't everyone's cup of tea but tons of horror films have humor in them to some extent. A24 style films gets mocked frequently by this board for being too serious in fact.
Favorite "Tales From The Crypt" episode?
>>218392656Humor in movie =\= comedy movie
>>218391959That's right, fella. People on these threads can be such faggots lmao
>>218392729You’re a redditor
>>218392642Have you discussed with your parents the fact you're gay yet?
>>218391880Just saw it, beside the white guy being a cuck again, it was pretty decent.
>>218392692Tell that to all the anons here who think Terrifier are comedies.
>>218392288Good start for sure. I'd also add headphones instead of speakers so you're isolationpilled as you fearmaxx
>>218392737You're a nigger
>horror movie from stephen king book>its dogshitevery fucking timeand i never learn
>>218392288>closet door open just a foot>a couple of flickering candles>rain, thunderstorm, snowstorm, windy or foggy outside>dripping faucet just audible enough
>>218392767Who cares what redditors think?
>>218392903>wife won’t bother me while watching my kino because she busy with Tyrone upstairs
>>218392340That little piano freaks me out the most
>>218391880I just started watching "cold storage" movieI am confused when the Cat got infected.Do you know when this happens? or who the guy is that had cat in his trunk?
>>218392482why are they banned?
>>218393002Because they're reddit.
>>218393063but they are horror movies though? i don't get it lol
>>218393002We don’t need mid wit pleb discussions here
>>218393172Then discuss them on /horror and not here. Tf wrong with you?
>>218393175"Mid wit"true words of a real "mid wit" KEK!!!!!!!
>>218393219Wow, your post really brought down the quality of this general by a lot.
>>218392482Nah that's gay. If it's horror it's allowed, hiromoot told me so.
The mid with pleb redditor is mad.
>>218393219Stop being mad and defensive. Go post on reddit so you fit in more.
Boring movie. Shut it off halfway through because pretty much the whole runtime was just these bitches hiding in a swimming pool.
>>218393781It had a few good moments but otherwise it is slop. Stupid black characters to top it all off.
>>218392482You're brown.You're gay.You're mentally ill, low iq, and in the spam guide.Seethe.
>>218392909Chuds on 4chan apparently
>>218393002they aren’t
>>218392968I thought it was decent despite the cast. basically any time the chimp was on screen it was good. similar to The Monkey really. they should just eliminate people from these movies altogether and have a chimp killing chimps.
>>218393892uh that was aimed at >>218393781but pianos going off by themselves are creepy too
>>218392023>transferring the curse to evil people is wrong! ;_;>ends up transferring the curse to the pastor to save herself
>>218393878They are banned.
>>218393914it was pretty stupid. also that old lady should have saved one of them but instead she's just like, nah I'm gonna peace out naturally.
>>218393380>>218393296kek the real "midwits" lost their shit KEKKKKKKK
This movie was good.
it puzzles me how you could make a general about any random topic on this site and it will somehow end up with some psychotic retard who spends way too much time there trying to ruin it
>>218394201This thread was never meant to exist outside of October. Once it started being year-round it was over.
>>218394201Redditors post here when they have /horror
Mark has once again dodged the ban list
>>218394502Hello Mark
>>218394502he was a supreme gentlemen to her, and she just left
>>218392482Mega based
Reminder that there is a difference between Horror and Gross Out (excessive gore, extreme cinema). They’ve been conflated in recent history, but they are not the same. We need to conscientiously draw the line and maintain the integrity of our genre. Or soon there will be nothing left but Terrifier sequels.Something is not more “horrifying” for being too gross for people to watch. Actually, it’s just gross.Gross out movies are banned from /hor/. Take it to /grossout/.
>>218392749>beside the white guy being a cuck again??? When did this happen?>>218392982The female storage employee's ex-boyfriend went on some kind of tard rage episode because she wasn't answering his calls at work, he aimed a gun at the family cat thinking it wasn't loaded and killed it, he then drove to her place of work so she could help him dispose of it and it got infected by the virus while in the trunk and reanimated. did you even watch the movie? this was explained pretty explicitly.
>>218394764>>218394748le epic troll dude!
the scariest part of nuHorror is watching the side profiles of these bogged bitches with lip filler
>>218394859true body horror. at least when you watch 80s/90s films they'd get ex porn stars out who still looked human.
Any good fan films other than this one?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXjOA6B9sYA
>>218394201I don't use many general threads but from what I hear it's a problem most of them face. Sometimes it goes on for many years.
>>218394779At the end.
>>218394859>white girl needs to adopt to nigger beauty standards
>>218394219Stop saying this. Horror is not like Christmas and centered on one holiday. Halloween just happens to be a horror-themed holiday. Horror itself is its own genre. A couple centuries ago it was actually associated more with Christmas
>>218393002If the inclusion of a movie that doesn't even premiere until later this year in the third spot didn't tip you off that it's just a shitposter list I don't know what to tell you mate. Most generals on 4chan will just naturally attract schizos and there have been a couple of autists here who have admitted they get massively triggered when /hor/ exists outside of October >>218394219 so they want to sabotage it any way they can since the mods don't care when they report us. If you only want to watch horror movies in October be my guest but don't sperg out that other people like watching them year round and still want to discuss them with others.>>218395085There are more Christmas themed horror films than there are non-horror Christmas films.
>>218395133These dumbasses think Bram Stoker wrote Dracula with Halloween in mind lol
Just finished. Great new start for a franchise, it's bare bones, it's old fashioned. Does a great job of making the victims characters at the same level as the villain. Great look to the movie, some cringe inducing gore. Fans of In a Violent Nature will like this They had a Perri Nemiroff cast interview for Ready or Not 2 before and Samara Weaving was fully pregnant and her tits were huge!
>>218395167kek
>>218395035Who is getting cucked here? Those two aren't even officially in a relationship. Are you saying her dead boyfriend is getting cucked by Steve here? or are you saying that if you enter a relationship with a single mother it's retroactively cucked no matter what?
>>218395175good tidings, I thought the trailer looked good.
Evening Fixbros
>>218394764Pretty much redditors like gross out horror. >>218394928True body horror is an actress turning 27
>>218395199They clearly are.
>>218395240Evening fellow Fixbro!
>>218394841>le epic troll dude!
>>218395133> If the inclusion of a movie that doesn't even premiere until later this year in the third spot didn't tip you off that it's just a shitposter list I don't know what to tell you mate. Because the entire Terrifier series is banned but Terrifier 1 shouldn’t be. T2 and after are reddit garbage.
>>218395133> If you only want to watch horror movies in October be my guest You don't need to be actively watching horror movies to want a place to discuss horror movies. I watch very few of them outside of October but I always like to talk about the ones I've seen here
>>218395133It just means the movie is banned already, dumb ass. That’s because we all know it will be le stronk wonder weemin reddit femslop.
>>218392340Are tiny pianos scarier than the regular sized ones?
>>218395217Wow BIG
>>218395470Women this beautiful make me want to kill myself
>>218395175K i will watch
>>218395810What about when they're men
>>218395774much scarier
>>218395133Stay mad.
>>218395774>spooky drum fill
>>218395752Then my post isn't directed at you only at anons who think it's some kind of law that nobody else should be allowed to watch/discuss horror movies outside of October just because they don't. These threads wouldn't be a thing outside of October if nobody wanted them to be it's as simple as that.
>>218395774Definitely
>>218395217that fetus must be hard 24/7
>>218396131She is ugly bro
>>218396161Hell yeah bro, fist bump me my fellow chud. These foids ain't shit, heh. I'm like Clavicular when he calls Sydney Sweeney ugly ha. I'm based
>>218395824Most men are beta males
>>218396205> Sydney SweeneyShe IS ugly bro
>>218396244she isn't
>>218396244Thanks for confirming retard, now leave
>>218394779kek I like how they never really explained why he shot the cat
>>218396205Go back
>>218395199he wasn't even her boyfriend, just the kid's dad, it's implied that they are no longer together at all
>>218396280She is ugly bro
See the spam guide.
>>218392482>Barbarian banned but not Weapons Cringe. Barbarian was his good movie.
>>218396382No, YOU go back. This is not /chud/, take your MOGPILLED CHADMAXXING back to the Kick chats you brainrotted retard
>>218396405Ew.
>>218396405wrong
>>218396405She looks hella gross man. Don’t post that shi here
>>218391880When will the horror community stop pretending that Oz perkins makes good movies
>>218396565I think he has two more failures left in him before the goodwill is over.
i’m Sydney Sweeny, star of Immaculate
>>218391959Pissjeet BTFO
There's no way this schizo is still going on about "Negro Piss Man"
>>218396627we're back to bottom of the barrel threads. he needs another holiday.
>>218396657Millenial soi cucks shitting all over the general. “Negro piss man” hasn’t posted here for a year. Lmao
We should have a /hor/ meet up to watch Amanda Fix in Teenage Sex together
>>218396602She looks like a pig lolAmerican remake of Piggy can cast her
>>218396029You just replied to the spammer regurgitating copypasta lol
>>218396627>>218396673Just hide em. Thread is near empty of horror but at least I don't see the shit.>>218396724Appreciate the offer but I will not be attending the goon cave.
If we just nuked India instead of Iran we could have good threads again
>>218396724We can do a livestream. I know a discord channel that regularly do giallos.
>>218396705What if I told you I'm the person you initially dubbed with that honorific two or three years ago and haven't interacted with you since then, actually?Would it make you feel like a schizo?
>>218396756everyone is saying this
>>218396762I only started posting here like last month
>>218396762We already know that. And he was called a russian for a while. You're much less clever and much more of a faggot than you think.
>>218396724Will she get nude?
>>218396813You're literally typing word salad, Einstein, as usual. It's definitely you again lmao
>>218396818Hopefully Gillian Anderson does
>>218396834I'm not the anon you replied to. That's the easily identified and filtered jeet. This is just a rare reply before I filter out you as well.
>>218396874You're literally not even responding coherently to anyone at all, actually lol. Every time you post it's just isolated gibberish and disconnected schizophrenic adhom. I know exactly who you are
Do you think there will be a live action Castlevania? I didn't watch the anime, heard it was gay.
>>218396902We already know that. You're much less clever and much more of a faggot than you think.
>>218396673You couldn't be more right. I miss when his spam regularly got nuked and the post count would drop by a hundred, always cracked me up. Like when mods banned him for an entire month after 4chan came back and he was still samefagging and impotently spamming Jess on sharty because he's literally too retarded to evade. It would be a net positive for everyone on earth if this loser just dropped dead.>>218396756This
>>218396902the anime at least built up the property. and vidya adaptions are films new obsession. problem is those gothic horrors tend to need giant budgets for the castles and whatnot.
>>218396902It will be a netflix woke series
>>218396953Take your meds.
>>218396902Konami can't even do Castlevania anymore so I somehow doubt Hollywood can either.
>>218396846she got em out like 10 years ago they're pretty sloppy
>>218396846The movie is called Teenage Sex, not Hag Sex
>>218397093
Gonna watch the Aztec Death Whistle now, hope there's enough jerk off scenes with Daffy.
>>218396953is that bob hoskins
>>218397093hags and teenagers can sex each other tbdesu
>>218395133Speaking of, a new xmas set movie, premiering in Marchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yM-giD_cbs4>It follows a woman who inherits her childhood home, seeking solace from a chaotic city life marked by addiction and debt.Inheriting family homes seems like a death sentence.
>>218397093OooSent that cuck flying
Just put on the Red Book Ritual: Gates of Hell
>>218397142there's not enough of that.
Necrostorm's subscription service: Still not up.
>>218397201I don’t get this movie. There isn’t a story line or plot or whatever. It is like random segments but still watchable.
>>218397140Yes it is.
>>218397142>>218397212Absolutely.
>hfw she turns 30
>>218388397Scream hasn't been my thing, but I liked the ending.
>>218397923Lmao
>>218397940>filename
>>218397212Meant this for >>218397106
>>218396586People try so hard to critique his movies without saying they're complete shit because Horrorfags really want a new "The" horror Director and they'd rather it not be the guy's who made TerrifierDancing around the issue that Perkin's only really good at making movies that look good because it distracts from the fact the characters are boring and Perkin's movies are doing too much too fast
Thought this anon had an interesting post in another thread>>218397864Thoughts? It sounds correct to me but then I think of something like Jaws, which seems to disprove it. Jaws works as a horror movie and it's just a "monster"
>>218397967try a full stop. just for fun.
>>218398012Hey thanks. I've actually posted a better version of that post before, I've been an illiterate animal for a few months and am working on getting back to being bipedal. This is something I've been railing against for awhile>It sounds correct to me but then I think of something like Jaws, which seems to disprove itI'm not saying monsters can't be horror, just that they're a lesser kind of horror that don't work as well. IT done well should be much scarier than Jaws, or Cujo, because the best horror has a psychological "spine-chilling" effect (numinous) rather than just the "oh shit" of being chased by a dangerous creature (kinetic), whether it's paranormal or just a shark.So both work but they work differently and imo with different levels of success.But the main point is that the whole scare tactic in IT or Annabelle is the one I described, something where it doesn't belong, and that tactic is diminished if you just make them a typical monster. Now instead of the kind of story you should have been telling, you're just doing a version of Jaws. That's the issue, not that Jaws itself isn't horror.
>>218398120Jaws mogs It to shit though
>>218398120>I've been an illiterate animal for a few months and am working on getting back to being bipedalHow does that happen?
>>218398206Kek I was wondering the same.
>Cold Storageis it some good cheesy fun? I'm thinking about checking it out
I put this on
>>218398206>>218398225>I feel stupid today, I'll start reading and writing again tomorrow. >*1 month later*>Wow I feel even more stupid and unworthy to read and write than before, but I'll get back on track tomorrow. Just one more day to mentally prepare. This time I mean it!>*2 months later*>I am now concretely midwit and have no self control. But tomorrow everything changes. Just one more day to mentally prepare!>*3 months later*>I am now a completely illiterate subhuman animal and sound like it both when I speak and write. To get back to my former level is a distant dream for another life. To take the first step today or tomorrow will be the equivalent of beginning a walk across the entire country. I will do it tomorrow, surely haha...I go through this now and then. I'm determined this will be the last time though, it's as stupid and illiterate as I've been in my adult life.
>>218391963That movie is so cool
>>218398012I think anons point is interesting, not sure it's a rule though. I'd need to think more.It does strike me as similar to the general modernization of media design where all the rough edges are hewn off, and there's all this complexity but it's always towards stereotypes more than anything interesting. Picrel.
>>218398250I'll probably watch it for Georgina
>>218398343To even have some self reflection is doing better than half the neanderthals on this site.
>>218398012>So a clown in a sewer. The reason that's so spine chilling as a concept is because clowns don't belong in sewers.
>>218398434Quiet.
>>218398434>Barbarian>Bird Box Barcelona>Lovely, Dark, and Deep>The Watchers>Influencers>Cold Storage>Psycho Killer>The Shepherd (upcoming horror/thriller)based lil scream kween
>>218398492Georgina Campbell, the half-British, half-Jamaican scream queen, star of 2022's Barbarian. I'll also be checking out Psycho Killer for her when it hits vod. I can as well recommend a lesser-known film called All My Friends Hate Me. She's great in it too.
>>218398556Just say “half-black.”
>>218398120NTA, but I think Jaws works because it doesn't really show the monster, just the effects of it. At the end it obviously shows Jaws, but it's not like it had Jaws jumping up and out of the water for every kid he ate.Jaws was also close enough to reality where when they caught the other shark, they said "okay we're good now" even though we as an audience knows they aren't. That scene/comparison is what turns Jaws into a monster rather than just a force of nature.
>>218398552yeah man she does it for me, and she can actually act.
>>218398552>sparse waxed arm hair
The simps are circlejerking
>>218398631/hor/ is the darkest when they are present
>>218398585That's true, it's the best way to build tension. It's also why sometimes off-screening implied violence is more effective than showing it
i asked about wolf creek last threadthis show is awesome just because it doesn't do the netflix bullshit of putting all the plot elements in your facecolor matterscontext mattersit's like someone who actually took film 101 made it
>>218398715Just be glad this isn’t another shitty 80’s general
>>218398585I rewatched that last year and was surprised how much it's just bros dicking around on a boat. Great pacing, it gets the whole "there's a shark, there's a bad mayor yada yada" out of the way quick so the audience can have fun.The scariest part of it was probably the speech about the WWII sailors getting chomped...
>>218398768It's got some great photography
>>218398768what i meant by colorbecause we all know baby poop green means sick
>>218398768Legend actor as well. Also stars in the greatest Aussie film of all time (and horror relevant), Picnic At Hanging Rock.
>>218398768Netflix is for normie npcs and zoomers mainly, at least their homemade content is.
