We used to have real movies
>>218867176true
>>218867176pic unrelated
>>218867176we have project hail mary bro
Movies used to be childish until a decade or so ago. They mean something now.
>>218867176the behind the scenes of these is great. all adults with passion in their fields.
>>218867176>modern movies are bad because uhhh... >Disney popularized capeshit and raped Star Wars>I'm too dumb to understand digital cameras>I don't even make the effort to keep track of what movies get made anymore and when they release>sociopolitical consequences of Obama and Trump I hope you all know how ridiculous you sound. Modern movies are awesome.
>>218870728Digital cameras make films look like CGI filtered shit.
>The world used to be a bigger place.>The world's just the same. There's just more Indians in it.Woah ...
>>218870056Yeah, they mean “no one is watching this so who cares.”
>>218870728Name three awesome films from the last decade or you're just a fucking troll
>>218867176nothing like POTC came until now
Fuck everybody.
>>218867176>real movies>advertisement for a theme park ride lol
You used to call me on your cell phoneDoo..doo doo
>>218872728Modern movies are slop becuase they are all the equivalent of straight to video shits from the 90s and 2000s . theres waay to mamy streaming services and those streaming services are all the ones making movies now . Studios buying out streaming platfirms platfos buying out filming studios. the only thing keeping this shit alive is how pretentious and up their own asses they are
>>218867176yeah
>mfw tried to watch Pirates of the CarribeanFirst one was fine, albeit a tonal mess. Second one was so fucking bad I never even bothered with part three.Reusing the same cast was a mistake. Jack Sparrow should've been a sort of background/supporting character instead of the main protagonist.Also can somebody help me out here because I'm too lazy to go back and rewatch it, but who is it that gets fucking blasted in the face during the raid of Port Royal in Curse of the Black Pearl? I thought it was Natalie Portman's dad, because it's her house, in the middle of the night, and he (or whoever it is) just gets fucking shot point blank, but then he shows up later in the movie, so I guess it wasn't him?Also I love how they try and paint the pirates as comedic goofballs at some points (especially in the fuckass sequel, and presumably moreso later on) despite the fact that they, you know, fucking slaughter an entire port city and pillage and rape and whatever else pirates do.Why can't the villains just be villains? Why does Geoffrey Rush have to be a tragic antihero? Why do the ghost pirates have to be mentally retarded? Fucking hell.Also, what the fuck's up with the curse anyway? Did the monkey like reset it at the end, so it only applies to him? Why doesn't it affect everybody else, same way it did with the coin during the first movie? Fuck it.
>>218867176Watch live action One Piece. Unironically.
The best thing that came from these movies were the mark kermode rants
>>218875411you're brown
>>21887523190s and 2000s straight to video movies are way more entertaining than the slop that comes out now
>>218875510at least im not a kike
>>218872728Name three awesome films made whenever first. No point in me providing titles without you yourself putting something on the table.
>>218875365*sucks your cock*
>>218867176You don't even watch modern movies. You hide behind the fucking meme facade that they're bad, and because there are enough of you lazy shitters, you don't get bullied in response. Pathetic.
>>218875881You're a disingenuous fag. Since the thread started with Pirates of the Caribbean, I'll list- Gladiator- The Last Samurai- The PrestigeAll fun and well put together films that mog the shit out of anything from the last decade. This is the part where you refuse to list anything because you're a big dishonest queer
>>218877370Those are not awesome films, you massive pleb. They barely scrape by. >Gladiator II>The Last Duel>Oppenheimer Here's what you ordered.
>>218877560Those are all obviously inferior, making you an even bigger pleb you fucking monkey
>>218870056hardly
>>218870728>digital camerasI don't careI just use my eyes and earsFor older movie I'm able to see and hear everythingFor modern slop I can't see anything since everything is so fucking dark and can't hear shit due to retarded actors mubling+shitty mixNo I don't care about "muh 7.1, muh vibrance and..."Movie made 80 years ago work fine without wasting hours to build a set up
>>218877590Not really. Pretty much even. You ordered 6/10 and 6/10 is what you got. Maybe don't be a massive fucking pleb who is in no position to voice an opinion on the state of film.
>>218877590to be fair, gladiator is pretty much unwatchable if you've seen rome>legions breaking formation instantly>roman soldiers getting thrown around by [???]>losing hundreds/thousands of legionnaires to savages wearing animal skins>THIS WAS A GREAT VICTORY MAXIMUS, THE PERSON BEHIND THIS PYRRHIC VICTORY, THE MEN LOVE YOU
>>218877717The argument that films are worse holds up just fine. You refuse to list awesome films from the last decade because you know you can't, so you hide behind the accusation of plebbery despite your supposedly 6/10 list being dogshit compared to mine, lol. Just admit the point stands and that you love balls in and around your mouth
>>218877722Gladiator is capeshit. 2nd one at least had the decency not to hide its protagonist under a rapper helmet. Prestige and The Last Samurai are also capeshit. >muh white savior who spiritually becomes a Japanese manReally funny how both Europeans and Asians get raped by that shitty flick. >dude Tesla technology >dude magic trick Wow, anon. What's next? Iron Man or V for Vendetta?>>218877816I don't list better films because you don't deserve them.
>>218870728>digital camerasThey're glossy and fakehttps://youtu.be/kvac8XPOtYA?si=zBnvnc4uWMjUJX4G
>>218867312>uuumm sooo I just met an alien, idk I'm like not an astronaut or something!!
>>218867176I do miss cool swordfights.
>>218867176
>>218870728You're on welfare, undeserved.
>>218877702>and can't hear shit due to retarded actors mubling+shitty mixBefore coming to 4chan I unironically thought I was either going deaf or that my English skills were deteriorating. But no, sound mixing has become so bad you really CAN'T hear what the fuck they're saying half the time.
>>218870728>Modern movies are awesome.All modern media are objectively bad
>>218870728>I'm too dumb to understand digital camerasThis literally dumbed down film making and made it accessible to everyone. Weren't some high profile movies shot on an iphone?
>>218875231>the equivalent of straight to video shits from the 90s and 2000s, but ugly, gay and filled with identity politics.fixed
>>218875431>Onepiss gay cringe shituh... no, thanks. I'm normal
>>218876007Nobody watches modern movies, specifically because they ARE bad
>>218877560holy shit this is good bait
>>218878898>>218879804>>218879941>>218879947>>218880007>>218880011>>218880037>THE SEETHEFucking losers lmao
>>218870728>I hope you all know how ridiculous you sound. Modern movies are awesome.This is strong trolling. Well done. >Black is a different color than white. White and black are the same color.
>>218875881This contrarian bullshit is such a weak facade. Take your glasses off and do some push ups. Get some oxygen ti that brain you've been depriving with your terrible posture
>>218870728getting rid of real sets for CGI greenscreens ect. in the past it was super expensive to do anything with CGI. now CGI has taken over that doing anything IRL is "too expensive".part of the reason why i like the new one piece show is that its use of practical effects and real sets. one of the best things about movies is that they take you somewhere.somewhere better than the mundane life you live.it doesnt matter how good an actor can act when part of a movie is literally the setting. mix in a little DEI hires and homo propaganda and presto. all the reasons why you should sleep on modern hollywood films.
>>218877560Last Duel is actually fine, despite /tv/'s Ridley hateboner. The other two are not good, despite the media sucking them off. You lost, modern movies suck, LMAO.
>>218880269If you like Netflix's One Piece, it really shouldn't be hard for you to find something to watch. Not saying that in a cuntish way.
>>218880323name one movie in the 2020's that has mostly real set locations that isnt fueled with woke bullshit.
>>218880370Dune
>>218875231>the only thing keeping this shit alive is how pretentious and up their own asses they areMovies were always just a money laundering scheme and a way to casting couch a bunch of stupid fame hungry bitches.
>>218880395oh so you know the difference between a good movie and a bad one. so you are ignoring 99% of the crap we get because.......you are a feminist that likes woke shit so you dont see it as a bad thing?
>>218880421recent Hunger Games
>>218880448Hellboy: Crooked Man
>>218867176you lostjews won
>>218880456Alien: Romulus
>>218880471Primitive War
>>218880493Underwater
>>218880448>>218880456>My god they are telling me the Hellboy shit and revamped hunger games is good.wow what else do you like about life? eating crayons or sniffing glue?
>>218880507They were both solid. I'd say on par with One Piece.
>>218880500TRON: Ares
>>218880522i never said i loved one piece. i tolerate the show and try to see the positives.that doesnt mean im clueless to the vapid race swapping the show has as well as its other faults.
>>218880554You asked for escapism with no excessive green screen or painful amounts of DEI. That's what I'm giving you right now.
>>218880607you are not serving me. but your own sense of taste at this point. i conceded with Dune, but because i said you have one good recommendation doesn't mean i agree with you.
in fact since the oscars happened recently i went over the list of the best pictures winners by year and i must say almost all the films post 2010's do not hit as hard as films before that time.
>>218880640I'm just giving you honest adventure slop recommendations here. You can watch them. You can even enjoy them. No need to be bitter online. There's more than enough to watch, if that's what you want to do.
>>218880676Oscars are a retarded shit show. Not representative of a year's highlights whatsoever.
>>218880720so you wont disprove my stance. the 2000's and the 90's were better films. the 80's were snoozers and the 70's were really good.but you really think that Hollywood doesn't suck? even the best of the best isn't that fucking good. but before we all knew it was. i wonder what changed. we use to put the oscars in high light, and enjoy a night of celebration for entertainment. but now we dont. I WONDER WHAT FUCKING CHANGED.
>western studios used to take risks>that was how all the big franchises were made>boomer suits finally retire>media giants inherited by soulless zoomer suits>try something new? eeh that sounds risky, the investors won't like that>let's just make sequels or try live action remakes, that's a good trick>what's that? free money if we make everything diverse and inclusive? hell yeah
So i guess we get back to the main point.What happened to movies, and why cant they draw and audience. even when its the best films Hollywood has to offer on display? surely it cant be the woke homo race swapping slop.
>>218880763The best of the best is pretty fucking stellar. I know the Avatar movies for example get memed to death by cynical midwits, but if you take a sober look at them, they excel at everything. And look again at pre 2010s Oscar winners. It's mostly mediocre shit. Gladiator? Silence of the Lambs? The Departed? Forrest Gump? Rocky? I'm not even going after the real big doodoos here. Oscars have sucked for a long fucking time (probably post 60s).
>>218880820It's really, really simple though. Theaters did pretty good before Covid. Then Covid changed people's habits. Less going to the theater, more video game sloppa and TikTok doomscroll shit. People still go to the theater, but as the result of a successful marketing campaign or because it's something they consider culturally important on their own. This is why you get so many big brand and nostalgia things. Attention is all over the place and movies aren't habitually looked at as much anymore.
>>218880212>Watching shit makes me a winnerKek
>>218880269>i like the new one piece showStopped reading there lmao>>218880395DUNC is also dogshit
>>218880550>>218880500>>218880493>>218880471>>218880448>>218880395All bad kek
>>218880763>the 80's were snoozersGo to bed, Tarantino>>218880820>Avatarthat shit is unwatchable
>>218870728Name some good ol modern movies. The writers are blue hair faggots who have a chip on their shoulder
>>218867176Garbage disney kiddie trashI want my pirate movies to be gritty and made for adults. Even as a child i found the disney pirates to be corny and childish
>>218880550That movies out? I thought it was a cancelled production
>>218880763>I WONDER WHAT FUCKING CHANGED.Profitability due to changing media landscape that made watching stuff at home easier and cheaper, and audiences only wanting to watch blockbusters at theatres while small and mid-budget movies don’t do any money and basically have disappeared outside of arthouse circuits that don’t rake in money
>>218881095You probably prefer all the gay shit in black sails
>/tv/ before: waaahhhh Oscars are up their own ass giving awards to movies that nobody saw!!>waaaahhhh why are Oscars giving awards to these popular mainstream movies!!!
>>218881046>>218881060Okay. Post something good.>>218881115Yeah. Production is nice. Great VFX and cool basic story concept. If you're a Tron autist, you might dislike how they didn't follow up much on Legacy, but it's an alright movie. Weak supporting cast though.
>>218881142No. I prefer master and comander and hornblower as my seafaring media. Nothing else comes even close, especially not disney trash
>>218880860>Gladiator? Silence of the Lambs? The Departed?Masterpieces compared to the last 15 years.
>>218881194Not at all. Fuller's Hannibal, Gladiator II, and some dull, grey thriller flick of anyone's choosing easily keep up with those.
>>218867176Even if it is forced mm it still looks great
>be mad at modern disneyfied movies>use the prototype for disneyfied movies as an example of something good
>I hope you all know how ridiculous you sound. Modern movies are awesome.
