time to let the orcs immigrate to the shire
>>218922624TWO TOWERS
>>218922624Did he defend Rings of Power? I know he’s an actual Tolkien fan. I really don’t care about new media but it will be interesting to see how much of his Late Show routine was for real and how much was pure shillery.
YOU CAME TO SEE THE VAX-SCENEI KNOW IT ISN'T YOUR SCENE
>>218922624I still don't know why he hates trump so much
>f you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine
Call me a chud, but I don't like multicultural elves. It was weird playing Dragon Age: Veilguard and seeing Asian, black, and Mexican elves. All living together in the same village. It really breaks my immersion and suspension of disbelief.
>>218922691You don't know why he hates the worst president of all time?
wonder how it feels being this guy but for lotr, and that tolkien would've hated you
>>218922666he’s a woke, libshit shill that is intentionally getting on board in order to ruin the LOTR franchise. Tolkien would roll in his grave over this limp dicked faggot having a hand in running LOTR into the ground. America has gotten soft as a country and we need to start locking people up in Alligator Alcatraz..Go woke, go broke.
>>218922666>I know he's an actual fanWhat does that mean exactly?
>>218922715He has autistic lore knowledge that I don’t know.
>>218922702it's like playing mass effect and having the the alien races not only have minor cosmetic differences, but completely different colors and shapes all over. fucking retarded
Hot take: he will be a normal human being and write a proper story.
>>218922781There's no reason to believe that.
>>218922781Cold take: It will be another project that never gets off the ground
>>218922781that would be a very pleasant surprise but I will not hold my breath, nor even pay attention to this probably abomination.
>>218922705You lost tranny
>>218922702every time they have diverse small towns in medievalesque settings, they are unwittingly saying "'nobody in this town fucks outside their race otherwise it'd be homogenous by now"but some retards think diversity is 'natural' and 'just happens' because squirrels AND birds live in their yard
>>218922781dude, we all wishbut that's not the world we're living in
Nobody is going to care about this. Why would anybody want to watch LOTR anything that isn't written by Tolkien? Even if it's fucking Pynchon or someone it's still fanfiction
>>218922624This faggot has been indulged long enough. He's losing his show because it was losing the network 20 million per year. Why on earth would you think hiring him to write a LOTR movie would be a good idea?
>>218922624And another leftist fails upward.
>>218922691Hope they send you to war to die for Israel
>>218922735All that "knowledge" and he doesn't know Tolkien didn't want sequels to his work.
>>218922875>Even if it's fucking PynchonA screaming comes across the sky. It's the eagles carrying the ring to Mount Doom. The Fellowship still proceeds, but it's all theatre. "So do we like go home now?" Frodo sez.
>>218923060Our military is voluntary so that won't happen but it was a good try I guess
>>218923150lmao
>>218922624hobbit gang bang with orcs, bet money
>>218922705Trump is easily the best president of my life time : Bush /Clinton / bush / obama / bidenAnd he’s not even that good but those guys were legitimately awful
>>218922691yeah me neither. we all love trump here.
>>218922781I’m still not paying a red cent for it, knowing that even a portion of it is going to Mr. Globohomomouthpiece.He claims to be a fan, while his actions stand in direct opposition to Tolkien himself. Essentially, Wormtongue gets to edit the Rohan history books. I see this going very well.
>>218922624Imagine being such a cuck your own son takes the maiden name of his mom instead of yours lmfao
>>218922624"RUN, it's skibidi sauron!"
>>218922624The Nerdrotic stream should be fun today. Gary gets really fired up about Lord of the Rings in particular, and fucking loathes Colbert.
>>218922666Colbert is a massive Tolkien nerd but his political ideology will always come first
>>218922691Look up this new mental illness called "TDS". Fascinating stuff.
>>218922800I'm not a leftist MIGA boy
>a major issue with current IP slop is nepo hires who obviously don't know shit about the source material and couldn't respect it even if they wanted to >*hire massive tolkien lore autist for future project>uhhh this is a bad thing because he doesn't like trumpk
>>218922875The summary is just a framing device for a Tom Bombadil movie
>>218923191remember when all the trannies were butthurt because they were getting kicked out of the military? Shouldn't they be thrilled now?
>>218923569I’m not sure. He hasn’t exactly been politically active outside his propaganda hour. I don’t have any hopes but I wouldn’t be surprised if his script was pretty apolitical
>>218924338Then you're just retarded. Every president since Nixon has been pro jew, and Trump is no different. He's easily the best president in the last 30 years, we've just had some real shit presidents. Not much to do about that.
>>218922629Fippybippy
>>218924363>pretends not to understand something so as to make discourse impossible
>>218922624lotr has already been written by tolkien and directed by jacksonrecognized as one of the best movie trilogy it should be hard for this jester to achieve anything of worth in that regard
>>218922624It will be from the Mouth of Sauron’s point of view.
>>218924442Shitlibs don't do apolitical. Ever.
>>218924363You and I both know that his love for Tolkien is going to be superseded by his political beliefs. If you found out a new LOTR production was being taken over by a superfan but that superfan was also "MAGAPatriotcock6969_TRUEAMERICAN" on X. I think you would also have some fucking reservations about how good of a job he was going to do.
>>218922624>another LOTR moviewe need to reanimate christopher tolkien's corpse to hold on to the copyright
>>218924691The creator of FNAF is a huge MAGA guy but he kept his politics to himself when he made the games
>>218924442this is a lie, that's all you faggots do.
>>218923303Which one of his actions stand against Tolkein?
>>218922781>leftists>being capable of being human beings>being able to write anything at all that isnt a drumpf/racism/transphobia metaphor
>>218922624Ah, yes, just let the zionists ruin absolutely every form of media ever conceived of.Why not.
>>218924878Leftists wrote literally every piece of media you've ever consumed.
>>218924899Including LotR.
>>218924899leftists pre-2010 would be considered alt-right today
>>218924494What exactly is the reason /tv/ hates Colbert besides he makes fun of Trump?
>>218924925... by rightists trying to claim them as their own.
>>218922624>ultra-woke, self-hating, far-left, DEI-ESG-loving fagit is going to write the next lord of the ringsTitled "The Lord uh da Rangs: The Return of Dem Kangs"
>>218924363A major issue is that they keep making current IP slop. Period. Full stop. Finito.
>>218924899Most of the leftists you are referring to would be considered turbo-chuds if they were transported into this time. Tolkien himself once wrote a letter to his son where he basically said that too much overt sexuality will lead to a "fallen world", and that marriage should be a monogamous faithful union between a man and woman intending to have children. lmao.https://www.ideaofauniversity.website/uncategorized/on-marriage-and-relations-between-the-sexes-j-r-r-tolkien/
>>218925012and they'd be right as always
>>218922781It will probably be relatively normal but it will almost certainly be trash. He and his son have never written anything good in their lives so I don't know why you think this would be different.
>>218925012>pro freedom of thinkingthis alone is the basis of arts and puts any leftard nowadays in a fit of rage because everyone needs to think the same
>>218925119That's a left wing belief. Rightists believe you need to be in an open relationship with a harem of OnlyFans models to be an alpha male.
>>218923060Hope you get elected as Irans new ayatollah
>>218922624I have chud fatigue. Mr colbert has been in the industry for decades with a proven track record and will write a faithful adaptation for modern audiences
>>218925203Anon, you are literally in a thread complaining about how you need to censor more people and not allow them to express their ideas. The hypocrite is you.
>>218924782Yeah but he's a chud. They can keep all that seperate much easier
>>218925203>pro freedom of thinking>but you have to be right wing
>>218925248when the fuck did i say two scoops man shouldn't be allowed to ruin tlor? i don't give a fuck, do what you want, i won't watch it
>>218925248no you retard the complaint is that once again a professional propagandist is gonna desecrate a beloved IP
>>218922629Kek
>>218924899>>218925012Tolkien opposed communism, feminism, abortion, the income tax and even fucking divorceHe criticized racism as it was practiced in colonial countries like South Africa and by imperialistic powers like the Nazis, it's true but that quote is always taken out of context by leftists. He also opposed globalization so he would likely oppose immigration from the thrid world to the UK and Europe as it happens today. There's an actual passage in the books where it is stated that Breemen showed compassion to refugees from other areas but weren't happy with them coming and settling in great numbers. This likely reflects Tolkien's own opinion.Also Dostoevsky as another example of a right wing litterary geniusAnd Ditko and Miller are clearly right wing creators of popular comics so your point is a lie and you know it
We already know it’s gonna shit because if he were a real le super fan, he wouldn’t be doing this at all. He’s a leftist hack and it’s gonna be about Trump since he broke most of their minds since. 2016.
>>218925320so much projection, leftard
>>218924980He makes fun of Trump in unfunny, butthurt-motivated fashion. He is the quintessential example of a "comedian" whose "jokes" are not for comedy but are there to make the audience applaud and cheer in approval, in order to influence viewers to think they represent the correct opinion to have. He is the textbook example of a political shill, and it's stupid to expect others to believe you honestly think he won't do the same thing in his lotr fanfiction that he does every other time he is given a platform.
The Colbert Report was a one of a kind work of art. It’s weird seeing him go from that to the Late Show which I tried to like at first but it just wasn’t in the same stratosphere in terms of comedy I’m surprised another show like the Colbert Report hasn’t popped up again. I get that Colbert unlikely will ever do it but it would be a good opportunity for some other comedian, especially during this second Trump term which has been an unmitigated disaster
>>218925367If Tolkien were around today you'd call him a zionist "christcuck" who worships a "jew on a stick" and call him a weak sissy liberal for the scene where Sam feels bad for the dead Haradrim soldier.
>>218925602"let me tell you what you would do in this hypothetical scenario I made up hah you'd be totally hypocritical and stupid and shout I AM SILLY" is not an argument
>>218925530So the only reason /tv/ hates Colbert is because he makes fun of Trump, gotcha.
>>218925634It's what you would do.
>>218925651>pretends not to understand something so as to make discourse impossible
>>218925367>even fucking divorce>Trump has had two divorcesThanks for confirming, Tolkien is a leftist.
>>218925659Understand what? Re-read your own post dude. >It's not that he makes fun of Trump, its the WAY he makes fun of Trump
>>218924363"nepo hire" is not an issue anywhere in Hollywood.The people who wrote RANGZ OF POWAH have the exact same politics as Colbert. Politics dictate culture and writing. He's just making RANGZ OF POWAH 2.
>>218925602That's a retarded take, he felt bad for a human being that probably didn't choose his fate
>>218925651>Make fun of Trump for having small handsnot /tv/ approved>Make fun of Trump for being a zionist goyslave who constantly lies to his base/tv/ approved
>"nepo hire" is not an issue anywhere in Hollywood
>>218925602>Claims of Tolkien being a leftist crumbling to dust>Moves the goalpost to "well you wouldn't like his religious beliefs and this one part in his book"This is getting embarrassing, anon.
>>218925739The right wing stance is that those Iranian schoolgirls deserved it. So the Haradrim probably deserved it too.
>>218925769You don't get bad movies because someone's dad worked in Hollywood.You get bad movies because progressives can no longer write anything worth watching.
Colbert Derangement Syndrome
>>218925806The problem is those progressives have been using AI to write their scripts, which is why it's all unwatchable slop, and even though they themselves might be progressive, the AI has a demonstrable right-leaning bias.
>>218925785The left wing stance is that those Haradrim soldiers deserve to move to Shire, raid it, rape and destroy or else it's racist
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>>218925806Actually you get bad movies because of big money corpo suits trying to mitigate risk and create a model for sustainable profit out of subjective pieces of art. Rich assholes remain the source of all these problems, they invest in all sorts of stupid marketing but won't let anyone with a vision do anything because of the risk.
>>218925907Would assuming every Haradrim is an uncontrollable rapist monster be a stance Tolkien would take?
>>218922624it gets cancelled the minute ellison buys warner
Most of the failings of Hollywood the past 10 years or so is just going woke and being unable to keep a lid on it. The woke crowd usually don’t turn out. They just cheer online for Rangz of Power or any DEI slop.>>218925849It’s been unwatchable slop years before AI took off. The 2010s wokeplosion with Obama and then Trump being his replacement really did a number on modern media. Feels like it’s healing just slightly with sexy being in style again after the fat transgendered Victoria secret models stuff they were going for at one point.
>>218925602I'm actually a christcuck who worships "a jew on a stick" As for the scene with Sam and the dead Southron, you're not entirely wrong but it shows first and foremost Tolkien's dislike of war and violence. The Haradrim might have human sides that we don't get to see but they are still described as being very cruel and fanatically loyal to Sauron. There are departments of literary criticism in universities where some take it as proof that Tolkien and his writings are racist since he is ready to apply orientalist imagining to the obvious arabs stand-ins of his setting just like they make more openly the same criticism of CS Lewis and the Calormenes in the Narnia books. To be clear, I don't share their opinions but it shows that no matter how much Tolkien would have disliked the vulgarity and meanness of 4chan, there are some sides of him where he is clearly closer to the people you call chuds than to you.And to repeat, the fact that Sam is able to sympathize with his dead enemy doesn't mean that enemy isn't evil though not in the same way that the orcsAfter all, Bilbo and Frodo also pitied Gollum
>>218925785>The right wing stance is that those Iranian schoolgirls deserved it>t. God1stPatriotboomer1776 on X. Location: India
>>218925806Someone post the graphic
>>218924925JK Rowling is a leftist and modern leftists hate her.
>>218924795Tolkien clearly was a traditionalist who had a great deal of national pride, and that Britain’s values and identity was worth fighting to protect. Colbert is literally Wormtongue, using subversion and outright lies to advocate for the dissolution of traditional western culture and values largely though the unchecked invasion of orcs- I mean “dreamers” from Isengard- I mean “impoverished nations”, and that the “chuds” who push back against it (Eomer and the Rohirrim) are to be ostracized, exiled, or just outright destroyed.
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>>218925818All this talk about the arts being dominated by leftoids and they still can come up with their own memes.
>>218925988NTA but I think you fundamentally misunderstand evil in LotR. Orcs are quite literally the evil that men do, they've given themselves to a point where they're not human/elves/etc. anymore. The Haradim are still human, they are not inherently evil but are giving themselves to evil. They are people on the wrong path.
>>218922781Just like how he was a normal human being during the covid pandemic
>>218926103>Western animation is dea-ACK
>>218925966I really don't like making guess about what a dead man would think or say about an issue he never clearly pronounced about but everything we know about his character and other stances point to him behaving politely and nicely to individual persons of color he see everyday and not casting accusation on them for no reason but at the same time being angry about the changes and problems that immigration brought to his country and the politicians who facilitated itIn short, he would probably blame something like the british grooming gangs on immigration, multiculturalism and institutional anti racism but he would at the same time not insult or attack persons of color/immigrants
>>218924363Who are you quoting?
>>218926091point taken
>>218924782Just checked his wikipedia pageSo you said he kept his politics apart from the games but he is actually a big pro lifer, I wonder if that factored when he made the game's storyline and themes , ghosts of murdered kids and all that I also wonder if some progressives also had a simiar suspicion and dislike the games because of thatAlso they literally forced him out of public life by doxxing and threatening himAlso>game based on Bunyan's Pilgrim's Progressmight give it a try
>>218922624>next lord of the rings movienono one should make more lord of the rings movies.
>>218922691Because Trump isn't on the list.
Friendly reminder that real distributism has never been tried
>>218925988Calling the Haradrim angle racist is dumb since the Tolkien mythology makes it clear that those few people who stand against Sauron until the bitter end aren't morally superior because of any inherent quality but because they're the people who stayed true to their history of friendship with the elves, unironically referred to as "the faithful" in the Silmarillion. The unfaithful men of the west fell in to worse evil and more horrific depravity than any of the other races of men, and indeed a big part of the reason for groups like the Haradrim ravenously hating Gondor even more than the orcs do is because of the heinous evil and cruelty they were subjected to by the fallen Numenoreans in the past.
>>218922691>he says as Americans die for Israel
>>218926536Mar A Lago is mentioned more times in the Epstein files than the island
Why can't magatards just admit they were conned by a criminal pedophile instead of always doubling down?
>>218926536>using the old listTrump was literally confirmed on the list a month ago. He also raped a girl and threw her baby off a boat.
>>218926536Lmao magatards will gobble up that list like a 12 pieces nugget box
Colbert supposedly loves Tolkien but I don't trust him. Didn't he unironically like Rings of Power?
>>218926103Was waiting for this. He deserves this video every time he is mentioned, especially when he dies.
>>218922624It's amazing that trump is president and chuds have literally never been angrier
>>218926672>>218926711>>218926725>>218926789>>218926866im trans btw
>>218924899Weird, considering leftists themselves claim everything was retroactively made by chuds. Isn't that why you have to censor everything to make it less offensive, put trigger warnings on everything, etc.?
>>218926801... that's why you don't trust him?
>>218925207Ah, so you ran out of arguments? Please just conceed the argument then. Don't just keep posting bullshit & noise, tranny.
>>218925235>Mr colbert has been in the industry for decades with a proven track recordHis "track-record" is a show that literally lost his benefactors countless millions upon millions of dollars due to how unpopular it was.
>>218925653Whatever you have to tell yourself, dude. But you're still wrong, and you still can't make a convincing argument.
>>218926940Anyone who likes rings of power isnt a Tolkien fan and has absolute shit taste
>>218925690It doesn't matter how many times you post this nonsense over and over. It's still going to be nonsense, and you're still going to have lost the argument.
>>218926614>wholly pernicious race theory>dons yelling "fascists" at colleagues mildly disagreeing with themHe would dislike both racialist chuds and redditoid leftists
>>218922666>actual Tolkien fanNot just any! He's le heckin Super Fan!
>>218924363uh oh, you really made the chuddies mad with this one
>>218925949>Uhhhh...actually it's the 'rich people's' fault...Yes, the ones funding wokeshit.
>>218927054>intellectuals calling dissenters "fascists"sad to see that this woke totlitarian shit was already in full swing in his lifetime
>>218925561>I’m surprised another show like the Colbert Report hasn’t popped up again.People can't into satire anymore. Unironically, today's audiences wouldn't get it and the comedian would quickly find it far more lucrative to just become a grifter altogether
>>218926672In what context?Epstein & company seething about Trump doesn't count, faggot.
>>218927159Right-wingers don't get satire. That's why the Colbert Report was so popular with them, they didn't realize they were being made fun of.
>>218922624>Fourteen years after the passing of Frodo — Sam, Merry, and Pippin set out to retrace the first steps of their adventure. Meanwhile, Sam’s daughter, Elanor, has discovered a long-buried secret and is determined to uncover why the War of the Ring was very nearly lost before it even began.April Fools' Day is next week.
>>218922781its hot because it's a steaming pile of shit. he's a genuine evil person.
>>218922781doesnt matter this guys toxic no one will go near him, ppl already think he'll fill it with trump jokes or vaccination stuff
>All the trump pedos ITT seething over Colbert Since MIGA can't meme without getting spoon fed by the russians and mossad, I'll use one you've been clinging too for years.Two scopes, two more Lord of the Ring movies. >>218922666He allegedly called Rings of Power "a Jeff Bezos adaptation and not a Tolkien adaptation" and said he dropped the series midway.He did host a panel for show at Comic Con, along with several actors on his own show, but this was all before it was released.So signs point to him not liking it given his radio silence afterwards.
>>218922666> he’s an actual Tolkien fan.So is my dog.
>>218922624so it CAN become even worse
>refuse to take paycut>show cancelled>hundreds of people out of work>steal a writers joblmao, even
>Saruman will propose the Vaxx for the population of the shire
>>218922666>Podesta Buddy Batshit Liberal Democrat>But he's a tolkien fan and played DnD he's a good guy!fuck off
>>218922711>the west is falling because they're doing a shitty cashgrab with my favorite fantasy seriesYou realise nobody takes you people seriously, right?
>>218925367i wish that the warmwater ports in your oblast never freeze, comrade
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>>218922691He’s right about Trump I hate to break it to you pol
>>218922629MAGAs fixate on this as a way to dismiss all of trumps actual corruption, terrible policies and pedophilia
>>218925785>The right wing stance is that those Iranian schoolgirls deserved it.Everybody can see that you have to lie about your opponents to make them look bad. We can also see that the "left wing" stance is that Charlie Kirk (and his family) deserved it. And that's not a lie.Conservatives and right wingers, normal people, would never say that children deserve to suffer like that, no matter what. But if those children had been wearing MAGA hats...
