https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIu4sFKGi6E
>>218935759he was bullied for nothing
LOOK AT THIS SHIT
Snape looks kino
it looks plain british tvi thought they have the moneyand wtf that music? is it really Hans?
>>218935759Casting Hannah Gadsby as Harry was a bold move but I think it worked out.
>>218935759Aunt Petunia is hotMmm
I wonder how many trannies will come here just to shit on this.
>>218935832>Snape looks kino
Absolutely soulless
>>218935936The trannies are here praising itThey love sloppa
>>218935759It just looks like the movie again.
I don't care what they sawThis Hermoine is cute and hasn't been Harvey'd
>>218935759>>218936018>This Hermoine is cutewtf is this shiet
>>218935936This attempt at trying to get people here to praise modern slop you're excited for would work if it didnt have the aesthetic of your average english crime drama series, black snape and jeetmione
everything looks good except for snape and hermoine
>>218935759its just a worse version of the moviewhat is the point
>>218935936Anyone disparaging Snape or poo covered Hermine is trans.
Don't care about muh looks and muh race.As long as they adapt Book 3-7 faithfully I'm in.
>>218936074Money
Looks like complete dogshit. Rowling is a hack.
>>218936057
Why do even real trailers look and sound like AI slop now
oh nonononono
>>218935832He looks like an african warlord with a flashlight
generic, bland, soulless
>>218936136>Looks like complete dogshitSo just like the books and the HP movies.Well done then.
>>218935759People have pointed it out before but holy shit it really looks just like the movies with different actorsWhat is even the point
did they look at the parents for the actor of harry potter and make sure he's going to be tall when he's a teenager?
>>218936098hermione looks fine actually. the intial pictures looked meh but she looks accurate in that trailer
They’ve totally messed up the aesthetic, looks sanitised, not lived in, just feels like a film set
>>218936217I do want it to succeed and become popular because it'd be funny to see the lengths leftoids will go to to avoid acknowledging it even exists.
Chris Columbus and Cuaron extracted gold from shit
>>218935759>HBO MaxHow are children suppost to watch it?
>>218936217resetera trannies are seething
>>218935759Looks almost identical to the original. I hate the Arri-Slop colors, that shit cyan tint to everything with dark blacks. Some sets look cool. Basically a videogame remake type shit.
>>218936321go back
The movies ended 15 years ago. Are we going to finish this, then 15 years later just remake the same thing? Just over and over? For fucks sake.It doesn't look bad, but what the fuck man. It's all for money
>>218936356me too, kek
>>218936366Nobody has children any more.
The only selling point this could have would be a more faithful adaptation than the movies and they already fucked up on the casting.
>>218936356Trannies represent a small subset of the population, liberal fans still engage with the franchise, they just make fanfiction and sometimes turn characters into trannies to appease their guilty consciousnesses
>>218936388>Looks almost identical to the original.Ron asking if he is Harry Potter is shot for shot the same, they just changed the dialogue to something worse.
>>218936342>not lived inSo like Sherlock. Modern britain is truly a sovlless shithole innit
>>218936404They tried Fantastic Beasts, and nobody liked that trash. So why would they try anything new again?
>>218936463yep we're in children of men territory
>amped up the abusiveness of the Dursleys>Hagrid's voice is a letdown, bad casting, hope he fixes himself>nice setNothing else to really say. I think it'll be fine.>durr why it look like the original durrIt's for kids today that literally did not exist for the originals.
John Williams did most of the heavy lifting for the original. It feel weird without him.
>>218935759What a soulless and bland trailer. Compare it to the original https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VyHV0BRtdxo
Hermoine looks like a gypsy. Not a black. Will she be stealing wands?
>>218936288First four films are good because they had good directors. The rest of the franchise is garbage.
>>218936308Just don’t hire jews
>>218936516>It's for kids today that literally did not exist for the originals.did the originals vanish from existence, per chance?
>>218936495The first FB movie did well actually, it went to shit when they decided to milk it into the ground instead of trying new things. So anon is still right rightHogwarts Legacy was also a success.
>>218936404Our culture is incapable of producing anything new
>>218936074$$$ is the point. Can you read the books? Yes. Can you watch the original movies? Also yes. Will retards still watch this shit? Again yes.
>>218935832ZESTY
I don't know. Looks pretty much exactly the same thing as the movies except in tv show format so I don't really see the point
>>218935832ey yo we wuz wizardz n shiet
>>218936465Rowling is involved, which these days seems to be a sign that it wouldn’t be accurate anyway. Adaptations are always excuses for creators to realign it with their current politics. Like the gay AIDS werewolves, that probably won’t fly anymore.
>>218936401you lost and got raped, tranny
Where’s this guy?
>>218936656They didn’t have a token black student? Now I’m pissed.
I literally don't see the point of making a show to tell the same story, what the fuck? Why not make an entire different story in the same universe?
>not using the iconic Potter theme musicPresumably it'll make an appearance in the movie itself.
>>218936656>Bruv, is you mad or sumfink?
>>218936600>it went to shit when they decided to milk it into the groundIt had nothing to do with milking, it was just shit with no direction. Rowling can't write movie scripts. Don't let her.They would've milked if audience actually liked it.
>>218936366Its for manchild millennials not children
>>218935759Snape's casting is still baffling.
>>218936653you know this is still an extremely liberal franchise about the virtues of race-mixing and fighting race supremacists, who themselves are secretly mixed race on top of being evil and retarded?
>>218936702I read the first two books. I was always surprised by how much the first two movies didn’t include.
>>218935797this nigga look like a 40 year old lesbian
>>218936656He's playing Snape
>>218936057OG Hermione was sexier
>>218935832LMAO say what you will about Rings of Power but they didn't race swap Gandalf or anyone important
looks alright i guess. i dont like how modern shit looks.
>>218936529>basically just an abridged version of the moviethis is a shit trailer too
MALE
>>218936702I think there are decent odds the story completely diverges at some point
>>218935759It looks like an average quality TV show.
>>218936308Harry is a canon manlet though
>snape with dreadlocks
>>218936740Racism is retarded. Doesnt meant you cant still be against gender swapping and troon agendas and feminism.
>>218936741Those were the most accurate to the books by far.
>>218935832snAPE
>>218936578You don't know how they'll actually tell the story. The aesthetic of the original Potter universe is perfect. There's no need to change that just for the sake of changing it.
>>218936656>>218936804NIGGER
>>218935832>Former nazi wizard
>>218935832Snape looks like Tracy Chapman
>>218936807wake me up if it does. not gonna watch the same shit again
>>218935797ellen degeneres?
>>218936811Literally the opposite. He isn't as tall as Ron but he isn't a manlet.
>>218935759Emma and Ron were the worst parts of the movies. This is just the movies without them. So I will be watching
He should have been the Sorting Hat
>>218936702They could have made up a prequel series showing his parents and their friends at Hogwarts, graduating, fighting death eaters, with the series ending on the death of Harry parents.They could have made a sequel series on an adult Harry Potter working as an auror and arresting dark wizards. With plenty of cameos of the OG cast.They could have done either of these, but they chose to just do the same (already well done) story again...
>>218935832kek no fucking way
>>218936057is this the maui moana prequel?
>>218935759snape looks exactly like the black woman I envisioned. 10/10 casting
>>218935832Edgelord hair
>>218935936they're calling it a cultural victory because they raceswapped Snape and Hermoine
>>218936656
>>218936388color grading is a lost art. people that say it's because of digital don't know shit.
>>218935797Head like a fucking trapezium
>>218935832What potions does he brew?
>>218935832should've race swapped mcgonegall, sirius or lupin if they really had to raceswap somebody, snape was one of the worst choices they would've made
outside of snape i thought it looked fine
>>218936954Why is this line so funny
>>218936529Entirely carried by the music and nostalgia. The trailer itself is just a bad stitching of random scenes from the movie.
>>218936811he got to average height by book 6
>>218936986Because it’s unintentionally pointing out the token black kid
>>218935759jesus this looks like shitit looks so much worse than the moviesits actually pissing me off how bad this looks
>>218935759It's the exact same movie, kek. The only difference is Snape
>>218935759would it kill them to make it warmer and more colorful?
>1 piano note trailerSick of this
>>218936975they’re still probably going to raceswap Sirius and/or Lupin so that Harry’s dad doesn’t look racist.
>>218935759it just looks worse
>>218935759
>>218935759>Bussin', Potter?
>>218936975>sirius or lupin if they really had to raceswap somebodyWho says this isn't happening down the line?I'm betting my right ball that one of the Marauders is going to be black.
>>218935759Okay, I'll admit I was wrong.I wanted to hate on this show...but it looks freakin' incredible.I will never support JK Rowling, but this remake is beautiful.
>>218936160She blossomed in the 3rd film, so beautiful
>>218935832This wizza lookin' ZESTY, this wizza lookin' MOIST, he's got sherbet in his lemons, he's lumos on his feet, he's a lil bit fruity, he plays for the other house, he dances at the other end of the winter ballroom, this wizza theatrical, this wizza good with transfigurations, this wizza gonna coordinate yo common room curtains wit you cushions and that shit gonna look good! This wizza lifts cloaks, this wizza on the down low, this wizza be a toilet troll, this wizza gardens uphill, this wizza packs butterbeer fudge, he's a friend of Delphini, he feels the love that shall not be named, he loves to duel, he's of the Order of the Uranians, he indulges in the Beauxbaton vice, he has an antipathic sexual instinct, he's fluent in Parseltongue, he's a refugee from Azkaban, he's on the wrong nightbus, he beats for the other team, he's temperamental, he's 'one of them'...if you catch my drift.
>>218936888>This is just the movies without them.What?
>>218937059Uggggh this train wreck needs weekly threads for years
>>218935759It looks like harry potter is if was made by AI. It's similarbenough, but I can't stop thinking about how much more soul the movies have.
>>218937060>>218937041>they race swap Peter Pettigrew
Did they gender swap Olivander??? The fuck is this shit?
>hey bro here's your giant enchanted castle>looks like a fucking theme parkwow thanks
>>218937059The girl is kinda hawt
>>218937074> I will never support JK RowlingWhy? Because she knows what a woman is?
>>218936656he appears in the third season in 2033
>>218937110Did they?
>>218935832single handedly the most entertaining thing about this souless slop
>>218936825You dont fit in, iphone trannypost timestamp hand
>>218937125Define a chair
How does it feel to have lived long enough to see all your favorite franchises go down in flames?
>>218937077>This wizza lifts cloaksTop kek
>>218936973Purple Drank
>>218937047>Black SnapeIf they will stick to the books and make Snape an unlikeable seething incel till the very death, he'd really be the most annoying and rightfully hated character in the show.
>>218935759Is the new Hermione part black or part indian? I unironically can't tell
>>218937110they were auditioning men and women for Voldemort, it’s possible
this guy does not work as hagrid at allhis voice is so tinny and he looks like a skinny man wearing a giant person body
>>218937116Worse, it looks like a theater set
>>218936894>They could have made up a prequel series showing his parents and their friends at Hogwarts, graduating, fighting death eaters, with the series ending on the death of Harry parents.The first wizarding war is full of lore that's never been on screen or barely even had a chapter about it. Don't know why they just didn't do that
Yeah it's fucking horribleThe first book was slightly humoristic and magic in a whimsy way.This looks like complete slop because everyone is acting like there's a funeral going on next door
>>218935832Is that Nigillus Black?
>>218937110???
>>218937161Something you sit on. My lap is a chair for your ass, you fembitch. Come over here right now.
>>218935832I like how this implies dreadlocks are disgusting and filthy, because that's how Snape's hair was described in the book.
Why does EVERY SINGLE new movie and show look like a shitty made for tv fake set with super dark lighting. The very first scene of this immediately looks like modern age slop where its obviously filmed in some little set with artifical dark lighting. Why!!! Holy fuck everything has to fake and dark and cramped
>>218937212Ah, he just looks like zesty dyke, aight.
>>218937059Why there's ALREADY a girl there on Malfoy gang in booking 1?
>>218937059holy sexo
It’s awkward because you can tell it’s trying to reference everything from the films instead of the books for the most part. They could’ve decorated and costumes the characters in a variety of ways but it’s the same without the attention to detail
>>218935759where are the goblin bankers?
>>218935759Does anyone under age 30 actually care about Harry Potter. It seems as relevant to this age range as Lil Abner isI borderline consider it a dead Ip outside millennials who are probably 95% of this thread and will be 95% of this show’s audience
>>218937212This guy is always kino. Loved him in Endeavor and Andor
>>218937246special post-s4 GOT recipe for you sloppigga
>>218935759Call me a favor, but I think this shitty piano music killed the trailer. This bland generic sound in every fucking nostalgia bait trailer. Except it's fucking bland and generic.
>>218936656Azkaban
>>218937047Don't really fucking care, tbqhHope he does a good jobHe already has the bitch resting face or whatever it's called
I think the films have a lot of problems. The main issue this show has is that the casting of the films was fucking phenomenal, pretty much an all-star cast of British acting over the past few decades. It's like trying to recast JK Simmons in Spider-Man, except a dozen times over. Even if they adapt the story better, they're never going to compete with the cast.
>normalfags love itwoke wins again
>>218937110That's Qyburn from GOT/ISB boss from Andor you mong
>>218935832Black magic.
>>218935832He looks like a faggot
>>218937110He's literally the only good casting in the show retard
wait his real name is WHAT!?!?
>>218937224>Something you sit on.So this is a chair!Ready to admit definitions aren't static? :)
>>218935759Does he get raped here?
>>218937077
>>218937110it's the actor that played qyburn in game of thrones you stupid faggot
>>218936656He could be anywhere
>>218937059WOULD
>>218937178He sounds like everybody else who was speaking. OG haggrid had presence. This dude has a nobody voice.
>>218937385Too bad he is probably one of the most underutilized characters in the entire series. They would literally have to invent filler to make him relevant outside of the first and last books.
>Hagrid actor isn't even acting
>>218937317Yeah the music is laughably awful
>>218937178you lost
>>218936975>sirius or lupin if they really had to raceswap somebodyYou don't know that yet, my bet is that one of them will be black just to make James not a racist.
>>218937178Could just hear his Hot Fuzz character
>>218935832Severus Rape
>>218937405The boy who got gaped.
>>218937047This will get edgy when they get to the part James tried to hang Snape from a tree.
Millennialslop nobody but millennials care about
>>218937405Yeah, insider hereEpisode 3 is about a court case where he goes against his raper, who is described as a large hairy guy with an umbrella and a motobikeThe accusation goes nowhere because of lack of truth, so Harry uses the #metoo on wixxter to create awareness around hagrids crimeIn the end it doesn't work out and he troons out, while hagrid goes on a murder campaign supported by dumbledore and vast amounts of butterbeer
>52k likes>1.2k dislikeschud status?
>>218935759Wait a minute... are they making the same movies all over again?
Isnt the whole point of wizards in the HP universe that they can track their ancestors back to hundreds of years or some shit? How can you explain coal black Snape away who isnt even mixed??
>>218937524>Even people who use the chud extension love itit's over cynic brehs...
Modern color grading is so shit
>>218937212>>218937289He was great in Wolf Hall
Why do white people age like shit compared to Jews?
>>218937524According to this board chuds are winning and trannies are seething because the trailer was actually pretty good
>>218937047Should've gone with the killmonger hair
>>218937518Gen Z culture is entirely centered around niggers.
>>218935759it literally looks the same as the movie
>>218937601More like Tom Fentanyl
>>218937351>>218937524>>218937574Brown fingers typed this
>>218937524
I don’t get how people are excited for this. How dumb is the average person?
>>218937394>he dresses like Blade in the 90sHe MUST be a niggaboo. He owns a katana and has an encyclopedic knowledge of electronic music.
>>218937212He's a good actor, only saw him at Game of Thrones though.
>>218937619What this unc waffling about?
>>218936404Hello, you have hit the end point of Capitalist Culture. And no, I'm not a commie. I just have to acknowledge when franchises are being forced & a populace is told you WILL eat it over and over.Look at all these franchises across all media. It's not allowed to die peacefully and must be milked because its easier than creating something new or artistic. There won't be any new ideas from now on.And it's made worse that it's all filmed with less integrity to fit the average phone screen You won't solve this until you anarchy against the New World Order
>>218937212>best actor in the show gets the smallest role
So Doulbedoor is a Rabbi now?
>>218937524Bought the Deluxe Likes package.
>>218935759doesn't seem like they are attempting at all to capture the comedy and whimsy of the first book.
>>218937518Why would they want to appeal to anything other than the main demographic that spends a shit ton of money on their product?It's only millennials who care about it, and spend all their money on shit like that, so they appeal to them.
>>218935759>>218937586dogmatic adherence to natural light sourcesaversion to use hard fill lightagressive colorgrading to maintain continuity between shotslack of talent / cultural context / basic human physiology
>Snape
So it's not yearly so the actors will out age the characters and Lithgow could die
>>218937696all millennials have kids now and they gonna show those kids the show.
wait, so Draco is polynesian?
>>218937687This. It feels like the direction style of the Deathly Hallows and Order of the Phoenix but applied to the first film. What made the first two HP great was what you just said the whimsical feeling.
>>218935832>you got a fast broom, I got a potion for anything
>>218937696Looks more zoomer ish to me with the race swapping and zoomer haircuts
>>218937665Contrast companies churning out reboots and sequels to the same franchises over and over again to traditionalists telling us we have to go backIts the same phenomena. Neither are interested in improving things or leaving a legacy. Its all about serving the lowest common denominator, which in this case is nostalgia and sentimentality.
jesus, I don't like the casting but no one deserves to get death threats for playing a fucking acting role
>>218936973malt liquor
>>218937678Actually got the beard right this time desu
>>218937732Jesus they really fucked up everything possible. Same problem as the movies with the actors out-aging the characters
>>218937394You can call him Daaddy
>>218937678>Harry, you must defeat the ayatollah who shall not be namedHe said calmly.
>>218937586I cannot tell you how much I FUCKING HATE how every movie, tv show and photo gets colour graded with that greenish yellowy flat low contrast look. It's like a fucking assault on my eyes.Hate on blue/orange as much as you want, it's at least a natural contrast to human skin tones.
>>218937777:skull: BROOOO why are millennials like this?
>>218937732I think they said the plan is to shoot two seasons at a time. It'll be funny if they end up with the Stranger Things problem of a bogged teenage cast though.
>Hagrid has no thick west country accent he just sounds like a normal guywtf
>>218935759Niggersnape lol
>>218937317that's what music is now, unc. keep up.
>>218935832Snapewives are snowbunnies now?
>>218937732>Lithgow>born 1945>81 years oldoh yeah this wigga getting Gambon'ed in S3
>>218937777KysNice quads thoughbeit
It looks bad, but I have to watch itactually can't wait until christmas now, that's so far off...
>>218935936Chantranny allied with channazis to review bomb a children's series. It's like the Molotov–Ribbentrop Pact.
>>218937777Engagement bait post, don’t respond
>>218937777>lets just trust this guy making shit upShow the proofs or shut the fuck up
>>218937740> everyone looks like a feminine faggotWhy does this dude have modern haircut?
>>218937777not the heckin niggerino
>>218937736That's another key millennial thing though. The whole "like what I like!!!!" to friends, family and kids.
>>218937777everyone who's even remotely famous gets death threats all the time.
don't know how to put it but these children look too much like children
>>218937839>IT'S JUST LIKE THE MOVIES, GUYSI guess instead of being a manlet, this Harry will start balding in his 20s.
>>218935759Trannies hate it and wont even allow discussion of it, therefor i'll be watching.
>>218937878Probably a good idea since they're going to grow pretty fast compared to characters regarding shooting schedules.
>>218937732>it's just not possiblelmao the whole industry went full retard. GOT had yearly releases for 7 out of 8 seasons.
>>218936830Kek. Underrated.
>>218937877uhh...yea? And that's obviously a bad thing
>>218937895>fell for the psyop award
>>218935759Literally diet coke of the first movie. What's the point?
>>218935832>Welcome to Potions class, home of the potions. May I take your order
>>218935832Nice
>>218937895kek refaggetraI hope it's a huge success with multiple spin-off vidyas
I wonder if they’ll reference this new show in Universal studios Orlando. Maybe I should plan my trip soon before the show comes out and ruins that vacation spot, too.
>>218937777When you see the amount of shitskins that were excited about this slop on instagram with yesterdays post it makes complete sense he was getting threatsthirdies don't have to worry about their local police coming over if they do it
>>218935759Were you actually expecting anything else?
>>218937895didnt think there were still pathetic faggots like this out there. thought they died out years ago.
>>218936787not yetcolbert is still cookingbet the blue wizards (black) are shown
>>218937938okay
>>218937967I knew he reminded me of someone kek
>>218937895Kek i completely forgot these ”people” still hate Rowling for her tranny crusade
I hope it will be cancelled. Please be dogshit and turbo woke.
>>218937895So tranny compatibility outweighs race representation? These people are never happy
>>218937920They have diversity hires now. Danger hairs need at LEAST 2 years break for their starbucks visits.
>>218936811>>218937021He used to be described as short and too skinny but JKR realized that she would lose the pussy demographic and so she asspulled that he grew a foot and a half by book 6.
>>218935759Nerdrotic or Critical Drinker reacted to this yet?
>>218938039Its called intersectionality. They teach it in university, so I don’t expect you to know what that means
>are you really harry potter?>;)>pew ;o)
>>218937394he looks like he listens to playboi carti
>>218938051He started eating well in Hogwarts and exercising for broom soccer.
>>218938098bro nutted when he said ;)
>>218937732Lol, everyone already expected this when the show was announced.
>>218937572the Rowling approved beast movies showed there were pureblood wizards who also were black.
>>218938079They are coming up with cope of why normies aren't rejecting it outright. Stand by.
>>218938039troons rank higher on the intersectional hierarchy than black men do. Educate yourself anon
The Harry Potter movies had already lost their soul fairly early on. The incredible soulful whimsical look from the first few was gone as quick as it appeared.Looking at this and seeing it start soulless from the get go was kind of a shock to me. For some reason I just didn't internalize that it was gonna look like a generic 2020s production until now.
>>218937824Yeah i like Nick Frost in whatever else i've seen him in, but it doesn't even seem like he tried
>>218937920Yeah the Andor crew decide to wrap it up in two seasons instead of 5 as was envisioned because they didn't want to spend a decade working on one show
>>218938095>>218938164You're trolling me kek
>>218938191kek I know it sounds fucking insane but it's absolutely a real thing
>>218938098>>218938131>are you really harry potter?>oh yeah baby ;)>lmao PEW! get it bro? x) pew like how the death curse that killed your parents and created that scar xDIt's like an ameircan mc donald's commercial
>>218935832Remove the S and N
Hermione needs to show more skin
New Hermione is not bad.
>>218937777"Famous" people get death threats all the time for any stupid reasons, What makes this different?
>>218938287it's all bad no matter who it is, that's obviously the point dipshit
>>218937286Plenty at HBO, don’t worry.
>>218936973Watermelon kool-aid
>Trannies melting down from JK Rowling's name being shown on the trailer.Lmao
uhh...why does Petunia look kinda...
Calling it now. Right here. Ready? Here it goes.... They wont make it to the 7th book. Maybe not even halfway. Will get canceled
>>218937777On one hand i absolutely hate this casting, as well as knowing that such death threats rarely mean anything. I do still agree that it's unhinged to do, and if i was black and offered the role i'm sure i'd take it as well. So i blame the studio and the casting crew
>>218937979Not only do they still exist, they don't have the decency to restrict their insanity to online spaces and infect real life places with their sanctimonious faggotry.
>>218935832>>218937047>I ASKED FOR A GUY THAT LOOKS LIKE SNAPE, NOT A GUY THAT LOOKS LIKE AN-APE!Who got fired over this?
>>218938310That was my point too, genius, what does it make it any different
>>218938398Wait, since when were they allowed to call it Christmas again?
>>218938440you can thank the Americans for that
>>218938471But Americans were the ones that outlawed the term Christmas though
>>218935832He looks like a nigger is what he looks like.
>>218935759my biggest problem is that awful color grading like they copy pasted one from game of thrones
SHANT BE WATCHING THIS TRANSPHOBIC PIECE OF SHIT
>>218938562what the fuck, is a trans kid?
>>218936894Blame the fandom, they rejected Fantastic Beasts.
>>218938400sunk cost, they’re ruining the child actors lives anyway, may as well ruin their whole lives
>>218937821>two seasons at a timeProblem with that is you wouldn't see the kids age in a natural way. They would look the same for two years and then have a jarring transition
>>218937212Anton Lesser being in this actually has me sort of interested. He was great in GoT and Andor
>>218938396I really don't understand why they hate her so much in particular. Rowling's views seem entirely typical, yet they act like she's super double Hitler.
>>218938596Fantastic Beast was terrible. It promised Doctor Who but magic but ended up being Dumbledore's big gay break up
>>218937678someone please edit a menorah in his hand
>>218937041Lupin is troon coded. We'll see who they cast.
>>218937399A couch overlaps with a chair. It’s literally a fat chair.
>>218935759I don't see this show lasting long enough to cover 3 books, let alone all 7.I'll just stick to the audible versions.
>>218938837
>>218938596>blame the fans for not eating shit
>>218938837rowling wont let there be a single troon, maybe voldemort
dafuq?
>>218935832>Chirp!
>>218938981Looks like Ryan Gosling
hermione look like background character
>>218939007>Harry Potter and the Detector of Fire
>>218936894Trash ideas. But I would watch a series about Mad Eye Moody.
>>218936529Like night and day. This has nothing but sovl and the remake is so utterly soulless and safe
>>218935832did the marketing team not realize we are just gonna call him Professor Ape?Every single person in this trailer looks disgustingHagrid and Hermione the most
>>218935759Has anyone read the comment for this movie? It's AI tier
>>218938310oh yeah? is that why the media only reports on death threats against certain groups of people?
>>218938860The IP is still popular enough that it's probably never gonna have any issues with viewership. They can cover all 7 books if the production is competent enough to keep cranking it out fast enough.>picrel breaks a 14-year streak of either a Call of Duty or a Rockstar title being the top selling game of the year
>>218938978In the books werewolves were meant to be an allegory for AIDS, with one talking about infecting children while they’re young and raising them away from human civilization. Decent odds they’re made into trannies instead, since she’s supposedly sympathetic to them, she just doesn’t think they’re women
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>>218936973>Professor Ape was born into a pureblood family but he always had some muggle drink in his cabinet>Hennessy, the label read
>>218937047That's kind of a badass look, but you just can't convince me this is Snape.
>>218939150Hogwarts Legacy is an original story and allows the player to fulfill the fantasy of being in Hogwarts. A remake series just tells the same story everyone has already seen
>>218937110no just McGoygalo
>>218935759it actually looks cool, I'm surprised
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>>218937246They want us to fight a civil war/race warI never thought Harry fucking Potter show would be the straw that broke the incels back
>>218938581it's someone who's 30 and who thinks he's still a kide.g. every millenial
>>218939173>>218939173>>218939173
>>218937777imagine he dies in a freak accident and they recast him as a white guy?
>>218937059kek
>>218939289>DLSS 5 on and off
>>218939223>everyone has already seenIt's 25 years since the first movie. The viewers could include a lot of parents who grew up with Harry Potter, and their children who didn't as much. Those familiar with the story might still enjoy the expanded screen time per book which includes stuff that got cut before
>>218937077>he's of the Order of the Uranians
>>218937930Ape SnapeSnape the ApeProfessor ApeSnape EscapeBrown SnapeBlack SnapeDarth SnapeDark SnapeSnape LocSnape DoggSizz-snapelil SnapeSnape Z50 SnapeNotorius S N A P ES to the izzo
Where the FUCK is Peeves?
>>218938157yeaand they lived in Africa
>>218937116That stone isn't convincing anybody.
>>218938166>Looking at this and seeing it start soulless from the get go was kind of a shock to me.anonwhen they announced the cast you didnt automatically see?drink some freshly distilled waterit will help draw the heavy metals rotting your fucking brain
>nig snape>mutt hermoine>not even trying to do anything unique, just copying the superior moviesjfc what is the point of this into the trash it goes
>>218938400I give your scenario less than 1% chancethe entire world would have to be plunged into objective chaos for them to not make these 6-7 seasons
>>218937178Pretty much, he just looks like a big human instead of a magical half breed.
>>218939044>Harry Potter and the Chamber thats Beeping
>>218938398Oooooo yeah, it's HBO, that's why they're already increasing the woman characters roles.One more nice surprise that i forgot for this slop.
>>218939289I can't get over this. The first two were colorful and BRIGHT. This looks as dark as the final two movies. What the fuck happened to filmmaking.
>>218937601The eternal anglo is as close to be being a kike as you can possibly get.
>>218939026>Ronald Weasley, the tall, lanky, thin Harry's friend is portrayed by a short and fat kid.It's like i can see the books pages coming to life!
>>218938398>me own nephew, a fookin wizard!
funniest thread in a while kek
>>218937777women don't play about snape
>>218935832Oh boy.
>>218935832Ayo it’s ma nigga shaqweeena
>>218935832He looks exactly like the guy that married that female black singer holy shit I don’t know black people names lol Dr Pepper? The guy that made the pill speakers? Holy shit sorry guys
>>218937777this song and dance is so tired out isn't it? >they go out of their way to do some woke casting>they get "death threats" or called mean words>no proof ever shown>it's used to garner sympathy>nothing happens
>>218937077>he's fluent in Parseltongue
It's over. It's all over.
>>218938235>retards are getting into crippling dept to study bullshit like thatSad!
>>218938582kek, I can't unsee it
>>218938582OMG
>>218939289crazy juxtapositionreally shows that they don't teach anything about lighting anymore. can barely make out anything in the bottom image
>>218940252it’s meant to look dark because it will be edgy as shit. GOT but with Harry Potter
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>>218936018>hasn't been Harvey'dyet
>>218937967First thought right here.
>>218940252Not like this didn't start with the originals. Filmmaking went to shit in the mid 00s.
>>218938268Time bro, Time
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>>218940740yeah, it's running out
>>218938235You can tell it was made in America because of the conspicuous mentioning of anti-semitism, which is probably the least prevelent form of ethno-religious discrimination in the world.
>>218935832>NIGGER... I-I'm sorry Professor sn-APE
>>218939673We absolutely are facing a realistic chance of global collapse over the next fifteen years. This getting cancelled before 100 billies are poured into it is reasonable.
>>218939835>>218939835No children in the West are as thin as skinny kids were in the 90s
ENTERKINOhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtnt84CDP-s
>>218935759The trailer is needlessly dramatic, everybody knows what Harry potter is no need to make the trailer ambiguous, show some magic and shit, nobody gives a fuck about harry's muggle life.
>>218936057Literally looks like a mudblood so Malfoys comments make more sense.Also makes sense why Harry never even tries to fuck her and Ron can land her.What's the problem? Book accurate.
>>218941418Every show is Surf Dracula now.
>>218940252blame going from film to digital
