Lawd them rangs!Massa sauron them rangs got power!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ao5vqJre-xQ
>>218935919ONE RANG FINNA RULE DEM ALL
Russian fingers wrote these posts.
>>218935919lawdy lawdy thems some powerful rangs...
>>218936185No sir, Russian humor is steeped in tradition and variations of the traditional jokes, it's two guys walk into a bar shit.
>>218935919There is literally nothing in any of the Tolkien books that states that dwarves cannot be Black.
>>218936396Malicious subversion in a nutshell
>>218936396they never once describe a dwarferThey are all white
hehe racism funny
>>218936805I'm sure part of the fun comes from the reaction it provokes.
>>218936315Middle of the Cold War. The USA, fearing an attack from the USSR, trains spies to gather information. The course is completed by the best of the best of the best. Day of the briefing.“Listen!” says the commander. “Your mission is top secret and very fuckin’ important. Your objective is to get to Moscow and obtain top secret information about the planned invasion! Then our contact in Vladivostok will arrange your return to the USA. Understood?”“Yes, sir! I mean… Da, tovarishch komandir!”They drop the agent in the middle of nowhere. After a few hours, he finds a village—just a handful of huts. He thinks: “OK. Theory is theory, time for practice.” He spots a babushka sitting on a bench and approaches her:“Zdravstvuyte, babushka.”“Zdravstvuyte, amerikanskiy shpyon.”“Chto?”“Zdravstvuyte, amerikanskiy shpyon.”“Chto? I am not amerikanskiy spy, I am russkiy!”“Niet, you not russkiy, you amerikanskiy shpyon.”“I not russkiy? Nu pogodi!”He sings for her the anthem of the USSR, “Katyusha,” “Kalinka,” “Pust vsegda budet solntse.”“So what? I not russkiy?”“Niet, you amerikanskiy shpyon.”The guy thinks: “Damn it. How she knows? Yeah, I guess talking, singing, dancing—anyone can learn that. But this—no way…” He pulls out a half-liter vodka bottle from inside his coat, opens it, and downs it in record time.“So what? I not russkiy?”“Niet, you amerikanskiy shpyon.”“But… kak vy? I speak kak russkiy…”“Da.”“I sing kak russkiy…”“Da.”“I dance kak russkiy…”“Da.”“I even drink kak russkiy!”“Da.”“Then kak vy knew that I amerikanskiy shpyon?”“Panimayesh… in our Soyuz, there are no black people.”
>>218936805It’s pretty funny senpai
>>218936805yes, it is.
>>218936026Infinitely superior:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pBIT-RXx_s
>>218936805This so much this. These 4hcan raycists make me sick. We've made so much progress stopping whites from ruining the world and butchering everyone else and stealing their resources. 4chan wants us to go back to the dark age 1950s when everyone was poor and blacks were slaves. Makes me sick. Fuck you white supremacists.
>>218937707We should have AI vids by now where RatGaladriel is leading an army of black elves in solidarity against Sauron and the KKK or an SS division, screaming "Black lives matter!!" etc. One of you fags should make one.
>>218938001Sora shut down
Racism! Never seen around here haha get it because everyone here pretends to be a racist because le fun
>>218936805How's it racist? That's how most of them actually speak.
>>218935919DEY
>>218936185nah the joke is too nazi and too colonial for a zigger's taste I'm afraid
>>218936805Yes.
>>218938234Why is there a monke in the relatively attractive gook's bowl?
>>218935919>lawry dem rangz>dem onion rangz with powder
>>218935919I GOTS DEM RANGS (SHE GOT DEM RANGS)>DEM RANGS OF POWAH (OH LAWD)SAID I GOTS DEM RANGS (YEAH GIRL)>DEM RANGS OF POWAH (OH LAWD)
>>218938265Lurk 10 years before posting.
>>218936805It is actually
>>218936396It's the multiculturalism that gets to me. If all the mountain dwelling midgets were niggers it wouldn't make any sense but I would be able to overlook it because it would still come off as a homogeneous culture. Random races everywhere makes it feel like a disney channel show for young kids or a school play, it's too immersion breaking.
>>218936185Russians must be based then
>>218936026>>218937707https://youtu.be/FJOIPiEkcx4real funniest one btw
>>218938419Joke's on you. I've been here since 2013.
I thought dwarves were Jewish?
>>218935919LOL
>>218938673LOOOOOOOOOOL
