GET THE FUCK IN HERE!!!https://youtu.be/0HjdiohVOik
>>219169143moar liek BLACKrooms lmao
>>219169351fr fr, you know how cool we think the brothaz are. That's why we talk like dem, are you a millenial perhaps?
>>219169143They plagiarized 4chan to make interracial propaganda
>>219169143I’d like to explore HER back room if you know what I mean
How do you think anon feels right about now?
Wait, they have Chivetel?How did they land an A-tier actor?
looks kinda lame? i know you have to dumb it down for movie audiences but it lacks the mystique of the youtube series
>>219169507are you really A list if 0% of people know how to say/pronounce/spell your name?
>>219169444How do you he was the first one to come up with it?
>>219169143keeeeeeekA24 will always be a joke won't it?
>>219169143>zoomer Inland EmpireAs the kids say, I'm seated.
>>219169817Because I said so faglord. I literally beat nerds like you to death FYI
>>219169508I agree. It also looks somehow forgettable and boring. I get that it's kind of the point but this is clearly heavily relying on it's aesthetic with a lack of substance. >Dude when I go down there it's like it never ends or something! How original
>>219169143Looks like Woke BLM propaganda.
>>219169508The mystique of the backrooms died years ago. This film is coming out way too late.
>>219169143 black lead, pass. the decisions have became so easy nowadays.
>>219170049>this is clearly heavily relying on it's aesthetic with a lack of substance.so just like the webseries
I already got the fatigue.
>>219169143The premise of the backrooms has been utterly raped. You can enter and leave at will? Why should I be scared of this shit?
No cell phone or computer for zoomers is torturous living hell nightmare. All alone with nobody to share memes and the latest internet speak with. Add in the possibility that they may need to work at some point and you have the new modern horror movie for young adults.
>>219169143Pee pee poo poo
>>219172438you can enter and leave your house at will too but you still don't go outside.
>>219172434>>219169143Well for starters we didn’t have fucking jiggaboo gorilla niggers in the backrooms so they failed there already
>>219172493He's just an uncle tom.
>>219172434>>219172493Chivetel is genuine top tier actorTake Mordo for exampleThe lines were mediocre, some screentime but not much, but he made so much with the little he was given
>>219172834i bet the monkey isn't even getting paid, getting to stage kiss a wyte wimmen is probably his paycheck.
looks like a derivative of severance, more than anything. "hey the folks like watching people in an indoor maze"
>>219172434it's clear this wasn't going to be made unless they nigger'd it up. that was evil Jewywood's demand. and my interest has dropped to zero. i don't see a way that i can watch this ethically.
I can't believe they landed Renate Reinsve for this stupid movie
No wait this actually looks gas
>>219173200Wait for the china release that cuts out all the nigger scenes.
>>219172434I don't watch movies, but I am a meme-loving fucktard. He's got a look about him. Not sure if he's supposed to be a manager, but I would expect that.
It doesn't look bad but we've seen it all before. This concept got old like 10 years ago.
>>219173327He's the janitor who decided to stay late on the wrong night. That would have been more realistic.
>>219169508It looks lame and it most likely will be lame. The "twist" is probably that they will meet their clones or other people from another earth while venturing deeper into the backrooms. That or they will eventually "escape" and it will be another earth. Something basic like that, there's no way that they will put much thought to this. I mean, the main reason this is even a thing is because it costs cents to make because the characters are always in the yellow hallway.
>black guy main characterIt's taking me out cause no black guy would get in there. He'd haul his ass out as quick as he could and never tell a soul about any of this shit, except some random co worker at Walmart for no reason one day. Actually exploring and getting obsessed with this stuff is something only a white man would do.
>A24 aka burgeois reddit central>niggerYIIIIIKES
>>219173489> he could and never tell a soul about any of this shit, except some random co worker at Walmart for no reason one day.Sounds like a Wayans brothers movie.
>>219173489You're right. Only white guys, perhaps Asians, would fixate on something like this. Niggers aren't known for their inquisitive nature. Let's be real. Everybody knows this. Niggers know dis.
>>219169413based
>>219169444He didn't post the picture, he just replied to thread. He didn't write or produce anything besides that post.If you have an idea as simple as that. It's like being upset that books/movies keep making "chosen one" plots. It's not original.
>>219169444Would it speed things up if I shit and piss all over the walls?
>>219169413you mean anal sex right?
>>219174101What on Earth gave you that idea??
Tha saddest thing about this movie is that some people will like it
>>219169143NIGGGGGGGGEEEEEERRRR
>Iron Lung Movie is out>Backrooms Movie next month>FAITH is getting a movieI never imagined we'd enter an era of>random fuckoff indie games adapted to filmbut sure why not
this guy need to get all the credit
>>219175063the mortuary assistant...
ngl im kinda turned on by this scene
>>219169832Undertones was good
>>219173200The funny part is the lead actress they cast wasn't the original choice. That woman backed out. At no point were they considering a non-white woman for the lead female role.
>>219169143Looks like a parody trailer with the jokes cut out.
>>219175136amogus
>>219175130Already exists. The Mortuary Assistant is a vidya derivative of The Autopsy of Jane Doe.
>>219175063You forgot FNAF, anon.I know it doesn't feel like it but it definitely counts.
Zoomers won. Get fucked Millenoid.
>>219169143It should be in first person like hardcore henry.it should not include any blacks.it should not have the gay hazmat guys in it.this is trash.
>>219175246Yeah but you faggots hate everything. Can't trust anything you say if you don't like anything.
>>219175063Didn't know FAITH was getting a movie.I actually want to see that. A fallen priest finding his faith again to defeat a Hell spawn. Kino time
>>219169143so this is probably the closest we're getting to a house of leaves movie right
>>219169143I dont understand how its possible to give a shit about something like this
>>219175063>Indie Cinematic Universe>ICUWake up, Anon! We've been waiting for you!
>>219175440True. I don't think I've seen anything positive said on /tv/. Maybe ever since coming here a few months ago. Although the dopamine of internet arguments brings me back. /tv/ hates everything. Even things you'd think "they'd" like are just tripped and called reddit. There is some positive stuff in the occasional containment threads for certain shows/genre but mostly it's just sperg threads like this.
>>219169143>Those Among Us suits
>>219169143Is that a heckin empty room
>>219175517It's easy when you're not a normie.
>>219175517Because I still have the mental capacity to like things, unlike (You) who will never enjoy your life again. You should probably just kill yourself.
>>219175440Well its a movie about a fucking internet meme, maybe use your brain?
>>219172493>we
>>219175569How is the reddit meme not for normies?
>>219175574Yeah but you like everything because you're a slop loving zogbot. I'm envious desu
>>219175440Project Hail Mary was fun.
>>219175602Nigger the Backrooms were invented on /x/ wtf are you talking about?
>>219175623Whats the difference
Why are zoomers so terrified of office buildings?
>>219169143Blatant shill thread
>>219169143I have retarded slop fatigue
>>219175645If this were reddit, this entire thread would have been locked and every participant banned already.
>>219169444Isn't that bigger than the entire earth
>>219175683Who doesn't? It is a place where your time and dreams gone to waste.
my prediction is that theres gonna be some group of ppl who claims this film is about mental health or some shit
>>219169143Correct me if i'm wrong, but isn't the whole point of the Backrooms that you somehow wind up there randomly and there's no way out?
The backrooms is the Internet. A dingy (perhaps even homely) maze that goes on forever and where nothing is of consequence. It's also where the fascination with liminal spaces comes from; the idea that you can inhibit a space without an implied direction or purpose, a space in between places. Ultimately it's a juvenile fantasy about shirking responsibility. The closest cultural parallel is the minoan maze, that should tell you enough about how the story "needs" to be resolved
>>219175772That hasn't been true since almost the very beginning.
>>219175772yep
>>219175548>Maybe ever since coming here a few months agokill yourself newfag
>>219175796So where's the tension? Do the gay ass creatures follow you out now?
>>219172434Watch The Shadow Line. Kino 1 season show.
>>219172434as far as niggers go, he is on the honorary whites listRedbelt was kino
>>219175824Um, figuring out how to leave? Are you stupid? Have you never watched any Backrooms shit?
>>219175772In the youtube series, the scentists found a way to ebstablish a stable way in-way out, but since it is The Backrooms, you get fucked in the ass no matter what. The first guy who accidentally fell into the Backrooms, found a way out but it was on the sky and he became tomato paste.
>>219175794>Ultimately it's a juvenile fantasy about shirking responsibilityMore like a way to get back to the basics.in the backrooms only survival matters.
>>219175840>>219175846go back
>>219169351kek
>>219175871Not even survival matters. In one of Kane's Backroom episode, a guy successfully evading the monster, got into a safe place but eventually died of hunger and thirst. Either that or he succumb to the biohazard inside that dimension.
>Backrooms is getting a movie before SCPI guess because Backrooms wanst taken over by trannies.
>>219175846the japanese are the only ones on the honorary whites listkill yourself
>>219175973There is an unofficial SCP film called Cabin in the woods. If you want a hypothetical cinematic SCP adaptation, that film is where to go.
>>219169444Do you think Mr. Goldstein is gonna give him royalties for using his idea?
>>219175973SCP is shit but the Backrooms is ten times worse due to the popularity with zoomers
>>219175871That's more like the post-apocalyptic stories. Imagining yourself fighting the elements and possibly zombies while scavaging for resources. The backrooms would obviously also come with certain practical problems to solve but I don't think the fascination is about that part, it's more about it being a dreamy space
>>219175063I hope Brigador is next.I'd love to see favela monkies getting curb-stomped by ultra-aryan space kings.
>>219175973>nigger and white womani would rather put bamboo splinters under my toe and kick a wall than watch your movie>white man and mal0 romance subplotfinally, kino
>>219175973SCP has too much fixed lore that has become total trash over the years, making the entire universe salvageable. The beauty of the backrooms is the only established lore is a single paragraph, so you can do whatever.
would you?
>>219176079>STUCK IN THE BACKROOMS FOR 24 HOURS WITH TUNG TUNG SUHIR (Real)
will doordash deliver to the backrooms?
>>219172434A pedigree actor, films like 12 Years a Slave under his belt and here is as the leading man in the adaptation of an /x/ shitpost
>>219169143>>219169351>>219172434
>>219175970I don't like the kane canon it's too gay for my liking.>>219176069Different strokes for different folks.i like the survival/community part of it.
>>219176154It's beautiful. 4chan is now in the vanguard of artistic expression. Things have fallen so far, and yet they will fall so much further yet.
>staring at a person like 10 feet down the hall>"anyone there?!"that's a very odd line
>>219176196Nothing in the original X post implied possible survival. It said the exact 2 things that Kane adapted: It has environmental hazard and there is no resources to keep yourself alive there.
>>219176249just suck the moisture out of the carpet lol
>>219176249I like the idea of multiple levels.
Why did a beautiful and uber talented actress like Renate want anything to do with this obvious drek? A24 must've sweetened her with a fat paycheck.
>>219175063CHECK IT IN; CHECK IT OUT FOR THE SUN WILL NEVER SHINE
imagine if this happpened to you in the backroom
>>219176377Maybe because it's not actually garbage, milennoids are just seething that zoomers are finally getting media catering to them instead?
>>219172434*CHIRP*
>>219169143LOL modern movies are fucking pathetic. To hell with blacks.
SCP movie where Breynz is directly cast as 1471 and has a sex scene with me that uses real sex in the same vein of Caligula (1979) but that gets cut from the movie because i make no other appearances in the film and it also doesn't make sense to the plot.
>>219175578lmao
if there aren’t any big tittied thick thighed monster girls running around then what the FUCK is the point???
>>219176496Total Chud Death
>>219176154A DEI hire.
>>219176548*big tittied thick thighed monster Goth girls
>how can we insert BMWF into this internet meme?
>>219169444Like a moron?>Hey I've got an original surreal take on the nosleep horror genre>Instead of writing a book, or a screenplay, or attempting to make a short film, I'll just write a couple of paragraphs on 4chan>I'll get so many (You)s, this will be great!
>>219176615She's his therapist, anon. Not his girlfriend.
>movie is just them exploring the office backrooms finding super weird shit>main girl realizes her patient disappeared and goes to find him entering the backrooms>finds out scp monsters killed them and are now trying to kill her>she thinks she's found an exit and barely escapes thinking she got out of the backrooms>realizes she's actually just in another layer and movie ends
>>219176461>Why is this place so quiet?
>>219176656I've seen enough movies to know
>>219173451It's gotten good test reactions so I have to believe it won't end with a shitty twist like that. No way would anyone react positively to that shit
i guess i'm too old to find this shit scary or interestingthis is just the exorcist but for zoomers
mfw im the only one in the world who has a hazmat fetish
>>219173489kek based and reality pilledwhy does every race gotta become the same? nigs can be impulsive animals but sometimes it's RIGHT for shit like this, i like that about black people. remember the jewel heist from jackass and that black dude hastily nopes outta there, that's great, we should celebrate our differences
Looks like shit. Also can't relate to a nog. Sry.
>>219169388do my skinny jeans, lack of t-shirt and beard SAY I'm a millennial?
>>219175871wtf are you talking about nigger
>>219175063>I never imagined we'd enter an era of random fuckoff indie games adapted to film but sure why notHollywood refuses to give random people a chance anymore. So the only new voices that can enter either have to have a product that's already proven its worth, be nepo as fuck, or be willing to compromise through the ass and let themselves get screwed over at every step of the way.
>>219169143It could work actually if they go with the never ending chambers and rooms, but if there is some monster shit then I won't bother.
>>219172834I'm sure he's a lovely person and a great actorI'm just not going to use my hard earned cash to pay for a movie to watch him inI have choice and agency and limited disposable income, and I'm sure as hell going to be picky about what I watch.
>>219169143>BACKROOMSI fucking hate gen z so much it is unreal.
>>219169444And I thought ppl finding half life 2 maps scary was a meme
>>219175440just take the opposite opinion of the /tv/ jerkwave and you're safely making good calls on what's good to watch
>>219176870this isn't gen z
>>219175772No?see >>219169444The way it started, and largely has continued, is that it's a by-product of 'noclipping' badly. Anyone who played videogames in the 00s should know that noclipping refers to getting through barriers/avoiding dangers by gaming collision hitboxes. So essentially, with a lot of games, especially from 25 years ago that tried to have complex geometry, the collision boxes for the walls don't match the actual structure of the walls. And there are often places where you can 'noclip' out of bounds and explore stuff you weren't supposed to be able to see. But the ground also has collision detectors so a lot of the time, OOB would result in falling through the floor and entering a featureless void.Backrooms just played on this by pretending like you can noclip in reality too in certain places. And the backrooms themselves are essentially the equivalent of a debug room.The guy who made this film has a series of popular youtube shorts about backrooms shit, and his lore heavily relies on SCP-type-shit where you have organisations with agents in hazmat suits trying to investigate them and building portals to enter/exit them easier.
>>219175440you fags will never be taken seriously if you always make sure to announce you've only been here for like 2 years in every post
>>219169351retard
>>219176377Script was probably surprisingly good. Trailer is already much better than I expected.Besides, she's an actress. At the end of the day, she wants to get her bag. Actors aren't like filmmakers. They have no say over the quality of the final product. They just have to balance doing jobs that they enjoy/believe in, versus jobs that pay them enough to live comfortably.
>>219177046yeah it is kane pixels is 20 maxyou're welcome boomers :3
>>219169143Trailer would had been perfect if it had a BEEP
When are they going to get to ASYNC?
>>219173276I don't understand. You are asking to be sent to auschwitz?
>>219175578Didn’t we invent backrooms excuse me blackrooms?
>>21917669510/10 A24's done it again
>>219177657Anon posted about a strange feeling a certain room had Reddit zoomers took it and turned it into a Internet creepypasta/scp
>>219177404bet it'd just be a small cameo, and the movie will be more about the characters than the backrooms
>more a24 slopWE DID IT REDDIT!!!
>>219173407Like anything remotely interesting, 10 years too late
>>219169143All these movies look the same. It should just be one guy fucking around and becoming increasingly paranoid and involved in the backrooms while his outer reality deteriorates, nobody believes him when he opens up, and he ends up in the backrooms to escape reality. The final scene should be of his rotting corpse. Something like that, left to himself in isolation. Instead it is: WOAH THERE IS A SPOOKY SOUND AND THING OVER THERE RUN!!! JEMIMA DON'T SPILL THE BEANS! (Yellow wall edition. :o)
>>219176695Alternatively, watch as it has the exact same plot as cube 2 / hypercube.
>>219177657>we
it looks good, visually. the rest looks whatever
The real redpill is knowing the "backrooms" is just codeword for some random office gulag in Russia
>>219176695i see the vision
>can just leave the backrooms whenever>dependable door directly there>protag isn't alone for even one microsecond>handicam footage looks worse and less authentic then YouTubers' versions>fucking hazmat suit zoomershit>inevitable shitty monster>guaranteed sequel bait for the Poolrooms or other slop>Nigewa BlackroomingtonWhat the fuck happened to this guy after The Oldest View? He fucking sucks ass now. Hard fucking pass.
>>219176651He obviously didn't have an idea worthy of a book or even a short story so that wasn't going to happen. The only saving grace would have been if he posted it somewhere that wasn't anonymous so he could at least get credit.
I don't get it. If the nog already went in it, why doesn't he tell everybody, including the people who work there? It would have get world wide attention immediately, with scientists n shit going in there. Instead he only tells it to the white woman?
> No lore accurate backrooms creatures or gods> MORE ATMOSPHERIC HORROR Its crazy how kane too over the lore of this shit and made it into something completely generic. A true backrooms film should be a love letter to HP lovecraft not Temu silent hill but here we are.
>>219172987Yeah, this got made because of Severance, guaranteed.
>>219169143Will never understand why people say this woman looks like Dakota Johnson>doesn't wear a full fringe/bangs haircut>doesn't have blue eyesDo non-white people think all white people look the same?
>>219172434He’s an excellent, well known actor that legitimizes this YouTube story
>>219172434Are black people not allowed to lead movies anymore? You're a crybaby, dude.
>>219169444On the bright side, at least it's technically public domain, so anyone can make their own adaptation
>>219169143>backrooms>black main character >A24I don’t look using this term, but this looks very reddit
guys imagine if that happend in the backroomswhat would you do?
>>219176695>she's escaped through a portal or whatever back to reality>military/researchers give her medical attention, debrief>she's walking down the hallway with some of them, talking about the ordeal>they turn down a hallway in front of her>she follows but they're gone>tries going back where she came>can't find her way back>needle drop a cool song as the movie fades out on her losing her mind quickly over being trapped again
>>219178506>/tv/ calls something RedditWowNow I’ve seen it all
>>219176695>finds out scp monsters killed them and are now trying to kill herThe /x/ cinematic universe.
>not even made by the OG GOAT of Backrooms YouTubershttps://youtu.be/KenTOGFwLpUThis guy actually understood the fucking concept and didn't slop in monsters or amoguses playing soccer. Kane Pixels is a fucking pseud.
>>219176077>i would rather put bamboo splinters under my toe and kick a wall than watch your movieNo you wouldn't
>>219178575>the braprooms
>>219178672The very first fucking post about the Backrooms mentions something being in there with you, nigger.
>>219178506It IS Reddit
Why is there a malicious monster just randomly lurking in the backrooms? Has anyone even asked this question?
>>219178793Was it supposed to be niggers? Were niggers in there? I hate niggers
>>219178735you and me, you'd love to be infalted by braps I bet
>>219178793IT WAS ABOUT THE IMPLICATION YOU SOGGY CUNT
>>219179035Which works for a single fucking post (a literal paragraph of content) and no longer works stretched out to anything beyond 3 minutes.
>is that a le heckin empty corridor>save me nigger man im going insanewhy are zoomers like this
BLACKEDrooms.com looks awful. I see absolutely zero appeal in it. The producers are probably laughing at how much money they're gonna launder with the "budget".
>>219179056I could name 10 things besides hack monsters that would effectively keep your attention and interest in a 1 hour backrooms flick, are you serious
>>219179104>boomer loses his mind because he's old and out of touch pt. 10
>>219169143Who would have thought that an innocuous 4channel post would one day spawn a multi million dollar miscegenation film. Truly inspiring.
>Kane Parsons’ ‘BACKROOMS’ had a runtime of 2 hours and 25 minutes.>Updated: A24 has changed the runtime from 145 minutes to 105 minutes.
>>219179150>I could name 10 things besides hack monsters that would effectively keep your attention and interest in a 1 hour backrooms flick, are you seriousGo ahead, I could use a laugh.
>>219179168>picture of a shopping mall with no people>zoomer makes a 3 hour video essay about how it's the scariest thing ever
>>219175517Blair witch is a horror classic and fuck all happens there.If being triggered by yellow rooms is a common thing for some demographic then it can be explored.
>>219169143>Trailer is actually good>They didnt throw in a bunch of cheap jumpscares>Didnt reveal the monster (if there is any)>Nigger can actI am genuinely impressed brosKane bros won
>>219179239>boomer loses his mind because there are not marvel heroes shooting lazers every 10 seconds with an action quote pt. 11
>>219178085>>fucking hazmat suit zoomershitThe hazmat suits are for the company.
>>219179361>pharmacy, but all the lights are turned off (because it's closed)>zoomer cums and shits at the same time out of fear
>>219176695>that picThe Conduit had a map like that and it was honestly probably the best multiplayer experience I can think of
>>219179173What are they editing out?
>>219179390"The Company" is not cool, it's not scary. It's fucking stupid.
>>219176434You replied to a zoomer, bubba. I don't want my generation to be associated with horror slop like this. Leave it to the millennials.
>>219179428There was too much backrooms lore so they replaced it with more scenes about learning the nigger past and commentary on mental health amongst underprivileged black people
>>219179428Hopefully the niggers lel gottem
>>219179173>2 hours and 25 minutes.director's cutbros eating GOOD
>>219179396you just can't handle anything newadmit it
>>219179173RELEASE THE KANE CUT
>>219173706>>219173489>it’s thanks to white people that we know anything about the backrooms>niggas have never in history of Niggadom explored the Backrooms not once>Cause niggas don’t discover shit!>we don’t get close enough to explore >”is that an alien or a demon nigga, go, go!”
>>219179504stop it dee
>>219179541>newsorry kiddo, I was a teenage in the 00s, I've actually been inside shopping malls with nobody in them
/tv/ needs to sue A24 for stealing royalties
>>219169143Someone edit a *chirp* in.
>>219179641oh really now?and that makes you an expert on malls, just give upyou've already lost this arguement, you might as well read these words and sink deeperyou know I'm right
>>219179704>"new">backrooms shit is like 10+ years old >"new">creepypasta pictures have existed for 20+ years already>"new" >house of leaves, hellraiser, rose red>"new" >people were already talking about walking around empty halo 2 maps and how it was kind of spooky in 2006now go ahead and spam "you like marvel" like the pozzed little fag you are because you have no argumentI wonder if you were saying this shame shit about the slender man movie that also came out years after that was actually popular too, lmao
The Oldest View was better.
>>219169143Nigger lips and the foid can't narrate well enough for a movie that's going to be leaning hard on their vocal performance with nothing to back them up. This movie is definitely going to be awful to get through since the trailer alone was a chore.You had one job and that was to pick good actors.Hard pass.
>>219179830>Le epic 4chan contrarianNobody cares you're old unc kek
>>219179830you're just spewing nonsense and we both know itwouldn't it be nice to just be happy and content?I'm sure you would like that, just imagine, being excited for onceyeah, not worrying about what you should think and not thinkfuck the world, just think about what makes you happy lil brojust release all your anger, that's it
>>219179902>just like everything that comes out!says the zoomer who hasn't watched a new movie in monthsyou're such a fag lmao, go defend marathon on twitter or something
>>219172834Ok and? Blacks can pay for him and watch him then.
>>219172493Let's not kid ourselves, If this move stared a LA gangbanger, you fuckers would be cheering. Just admit you hate liberal nigs in hollywood and move on.
>Backrooms, whatchu know about that? Prolly nothing
>>219177073Bad reading comprehension
>>219179948I might be a zoomer, but atleast I'm contentthink about what you're doing right now, the movie hasn't even released yet, and you're sperging outjust be a good boy, I know you will watch it in the end, this is all rp :)
>>219180069>I'm a zoomer and I like all movies before they come out!
>>219180188I accept the possibilityof the movie being good, and you've already made up your mindjust loosen it a a bit, you know it'll do ya good
>>219180256>dude just eat the slop>there's no possible way to look at a movie and know it'll be lame, no possible way>I've only been watching movies for 3 years btw
>>219180319I've been watching movies for a long timeyou seem to be thinking it's all slop, can't help but think you are stuck in your spiral of hateyou'd be better off giving your mind to me desu, I can fix you
>>219180415>for a long timenot as long as I have, zoomerby the way, I understand you were groomed on discord by a tranny when you were 12, but you don't need to make every conversation you have on the internet about thatbuck up
>>219180477whops wrong againjust submit and I'll make your life easier, you don't have to think
>>219180556>wrong againNo. And just so we're clear, it's plainly obvious that I'm not wrong. You've been raped and it's written all over every post you make.And it's not the first time you've been told this.
>>219169143Inb4 the real Backrooms was White Supremacy all along.
>>219180604>You've been raped and it's written all over every post you makecute you're making theories now :3 that's okayI won't judge them, in fact you can think of me however you wishIsn't it weird how this conversation is revolving around you and me? don't worry, I mean you no harm. just relax and let me carry your thoughts, don't be so tense
>>219175440ayo fax doe
>>219180718did you realize posting another anime girl face with this wouldn't help your argument? not bad, you're learning, but victims are always victims
>>219176651he could have pitched things constantly for a decade and just got nowhere
>>219179504>>219179636>>219180026Kek
>>219180781well, just be good and relax anon, you're okay with meI am learning more about you, you're like a hedgehog
>>219180869stay raped, kiddoand have fun with your epic creepypasta movie, they're always so good
>>219169143A24 has sold out to normies. It's over...
>>219180899no, don't retreat, come back>creepypasta movies are goodnot historically, but who cares, this one has promise
>>219175576>memeNewfag detected. Memes are jokes, the backrooms is internet folklore.
>>219178085>can just leave the backrooms whenever>dependable door directly there>protag isn't alone for even one microsecond>fucking hazmat suit zoomershit>inevitable shitty monsterall of this is true in the original kane pixels series thoughever.
>>219169143Oh boy more slop for morons
>>219181040Which is why it fucking sucks and why he cribbed from Matt Productions and other, more subtle creators for The Oldest View. That's why it's far superior to his ass piss version of the Sloprooms
>>219176695
guys help me catch this chud anonhe's so cute, I can't even
>>219179361>zoomer pretending this bullshit is in any way more sophisticated than a marvel flickLmfaoY-yellow w-walls!?! IM GOING INSAAANNNNEEEEEEE AAAHHHHH
>>219178672>didn't slop in monsters or amoguses playing soccerexcept theres a skinwalker in the last 10s of the video you posted
>>219169444You do things for the love of the game.
>>219179504R I P P E NIPPEN E P P I R
>>219181445Oh I thought that was your mom
>>219179636S T R A I G H TDROP
People are getting goated into watching a movie with black and female leads just because it was started by anon lmao
>>219169143I am going to see this movie
When do we get to see the front rooms?
>>219181792already released by A24, in 2024
>>219180026>>219179504nice place, nigga
>>219175683>Is that a... chair?>AIEE SAVE ME NIGGERMAN I'M GOING INSANE
cant wait to be released, I hope it has a good script… because if they're just going to put up yellow walls and static, I'll just stare at the ceiling of my house, which is more original.
>>219182057DON'T OPEN IF YOU'RE A ZOOMER
Ive been on this website since 2009 and this shit fucking escaped me, im literally seeing this for the first time
>>219181792Room 1408 is the front room.
>>219182193how tf is this possible, you must be a wizard living on /a/
>>219182057I am genuinely curious what the actual fuck is wrong with these people. It’s the same thing as the “scary” studio bumpers crowd, shit is baffling.
>>219182193it became a bigger thing in other zoomer addled internet circles, not so much here
>>219182057stfu, stop bullying usit's scary okay? you just don't get it
>>219181792you best start believin in frontroomsyoure in em
>>219175973The only SCP story maybe worth adapting is that one with the portals to dead worlds with the crawling torsos
>>219182664>The only SCP story maybe worth adapting is that one with the portals to dead worlds with the crawling torsosyou're so wrong I won't even bother correcting you
>dis sum kinna backrooms namsayin' nigga
>>219172434
>>219169143>2026 brings us literal Oscar winning actors starring in youtube horror shorts by A24the future is weird, the internet and real life used to be different things and now its just all the same shit
>>219182720>*monstrous chirp beeps in the distance*
>>219182720>mfw run nigger run'd all the way to the blackedrooms now he become 12 years a buckroom
>>219169444I would honestly go nuclear.
>>219182057>>219182133>Fall into a giant hellscape with lava and stuff>Ahh I know what this is there are demons here>Fall into an another planet with foreign technology and weird fauna and shit>Ahh I know what this is there are aliens here>Fall into a giant infinite winding office building that looks man made but functions like nature>Any guesses you may have as to how or why this exists are thrown into turmoil when you see a kids school chair and desk in this place
>>219170037Based.
>>219182851whoever it is hasn't spoken up since 2019, except on reddit but we can assume that whoever spoke up on reddit is a jeet looking for the needfulso he's probably dead
>>219182943more often than not a lot of these famous viral posts you think came from just some guy come from people who are already celebrities or corporations. if you dont ever hear about the guy its probably manufactured.
>>219182943This is him.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMeB-D9N-NI
>>219182943Yhea probably dead or doesnt visit anymore. How would you even figure out to prove its you besides taking screenshots of all your posts? I could understand if it was something you drew, there's a origin to that, but a post? Good luck unless you were so schizo about it and kept spamming it was you for years now.
>>219183140yeah much more convincing than the reddit claim atleast
>>219178458How is that the bright side?That anon lost out on millions
>>219169444As long as mr bergenberg can feed himself I'm fine
>>219169817How do I know you're indian?
