>RLM for zoomersHas the internet unleashed a new era where film critics can get bigger than the films they review?Kind of like what that faggot ebert wanted to be
>>219476218>>RLM for zoomersNot really, because RLM are self-contained and they eschew the wider YouTube community. Critical Wanker goes on various podcasts and joins hands with his fellow bottom-feeders.
>>219476218What value is his voice in the second trump administration? Pronoun jokes?
>>219476218what's the point of these griftosphere guys at this point they'll never reach the highs they had during nuwars' theatrical run and they're still repeating talking points from back then
>criticYou misspelled grifter. Critics have actual qualifications and write for real publications.
>>219476218Isnt he scottish? Whys he drinking jack Daniels
>>219476538>qualificationsIn having an opinion? Weird thing to gate keep
Makes sooichuds feel like alphas by complaining like homosexuals.
>>219476544Premium Scottish whiskey is expensive, and reserved for special occasions. JD is the brand that you find at your local paki shop.
>>219476218
>>219476573Yeah. Theatre critics usually have theatre related qualifications and background. Art critics have studied art/history of art. Usually they will also have a journalism qualification as well and will have worked their way up from the newsroom. What did you think they just hired some random bozo of the street to spout his opinions?
>>219476573Mark Kermode has a PhD in English Literature.
>>219476642You can get bells or teachers for less than JD.
>>219476724>>219476773And thats relevant to having an opinion and sharing it on youtube... how?
>>219476773I like Kermode but I have no time for "the good doctor" posturing. I have a master's in English Lit and if I'm being honest, I'm still just a shitposter. No one gives a fuck about my piece of paper, and nor should they.
>>219476679Hope the person who wrote that comment has a degree in gender studies what a grifter
>>219476218>film critics can get bigger than the films they review?Hasn't this always been true for a lot of films?And do you really think Starfleet Academy deserved 8 million viewers?
is this a continuation from this? >>219467236
>>219476923>I like KermodeHes incredibly pompous. Your archetypal BBC London bubble media type
>>219476544>Whys he drinking jack DanielsSo that American paypigs understand he is alcoholic drinking cheap whisky. If he'd pick a local alternative they think he is some kind of snob drinking expensive whisky.>>219476642>Premium Scottish whiskey is expensive, and reserved for special occasions. JD is the brand that you find at your local paki shop.Good whisky tends to be more expensive, but rule of thumb, every import whisky goes to higher price bracket if it crosses ocean. What is decent and cheap whisky in Europe, is mid price in US. Cheap whiskys in US are more expensive than their European counterparts in Europe.
>>219476218RLM are safe cucks that refuse to call out garbage industry practices.
>>219476890Would you allow a random guy to come in off the street and give you medical advice? If you went to an art museum and learned that the tour was being done by someone with no qualifications would you pay money to go on that tour? But suddenly when it comes to culture it's all just:>yeah well that's just your opinion manSome people's opinions are just worth more than others.
This idiot literally doesn't watch anything that isn't capeshit or blockbuster trash. How the fuck can anyone take him seriously?
>>219476724Do people enjoy theater? No. Do people enjoy modern art? Hell no.Why would people ever care what a college-educated film critic says and why should the industry only make what these film critics like?Does Hollywood want to become opera or lacrosse or the Stereoscope?
>>219476218>Heres that based alt right alpha male I was telling you about!ohnonononono
>>219477275Obsessing over his eyes just makes you look like the fag, anon.
>>219477275kek he looks like a little bitch
>>219476218This guy comes across as more likeable in his podcast appearances but his videos are meh.Why do he & Nerdrotic live rent free in liberals heads again?
>>219476538>>219476526uh oh lefty/pol/ discord summoned
>>219477000i'm new to /tv/, just trying my hand here but drinker sounds based and ourguyian
>>219476679Why are these guys obsessed with watching shows and movies that arent made for them?
>>219477959Considering most of these woke garbage shows tank, who are they made for actually?
>>219476218Can literally anyone here explain why he's bad? He has the exact same opinions as the /tv/ catalogue which is (You)
>>219477845On the spectrum of chuddery, Drinker is milquetoast. The seething arises from his popularity and his supposed influence over young and impressionable minds. Like the moral guardians of old, the liberals scream "Think of the children!" But it's okay if the kids watch ContraPoints, because that is healthy and edifying.
>>219476218I always thought this was charlie cox.
>>219476544>Isnt he scottish? Whys he drinking jack DanielsJack Daniels has one the most iconic looking labels for liquor and at the end of the day what he's doing is a performative grift.
>>219478066he makes lefty/pol/ seethehe's a normalfag friendly softchudbasically the tv and film version of joe rogan
I’ve never watched a Drinker video ever despite him being a forced meme since like 2019. I don’t need some fag telling me a movie is woke. I get enough of that here. I’m not going to watch said movie anyway and it’s utterly trite content.
>>219478066He makes money and we don't
>>219477275egghead
I can't stand the repetitive clips he puts in his videos. It's fucking obnoxious
>Shits on Event Horizon>Shits on PandorumHe's a midwit
>>219476544You can buy a litre of that stuff for £18 at Tesco.If there's one thing Scots have figured out, it's how to get pissed on the cheap.
>>219476858>blended whisky
>>219476544Because it's cheap pisswater. JD tastes like it was brewed in a chemical beaker.
>>219478431The ones with all the toilet explosions and shit everywhere grossed me out. Once or twice is funny but his obsession with fecal matter gives of jeet vibes.
report eceleb threads as off topic
>>219478451>If there's one thing Scots have figured out, it's how to get pissed on the cheap.It's getting more difficult as the taxes rise. And pub prices are fucking extortionate now. If this keeps up, the Scotsman will soon find himself in his worst nightmare: a life of moderate drinking. And what a tragedy that would be. That's not my Scotland.
>>219478161That same crowd hates ContraPoints now because he believes in peaceful resolution to Israel/Palestine and that entire crowd wants every last Israeli person killed
>>219478721>that entire crowd wants every last Israeli person killedAnd that's bad because? I want both sides in that conflict completely eradicated
>>219477959If Dr who isn’t made for white British nerds than who is it made for?
>>219480376Gay, disabled, black transgenders
>>219476218he should stop drinking and watching shitty moviest. mom
>>219476526You actually watch their videos?
>>219476642>>219477025ummm akkkshuaaallly Scottish Whisky and Canadian Whisky has no "e" and American Whiskey has an "e"Damn the word Whisky really is fucking gay. So is alcohol.
>>219477275No one ever called him a based alt right alpha male except looney troons like you. I'm Hitler and I would describe him as a youtuber who reviews movies.
>>219476538>real publicationsBTFO by guy with a laptop
>>219476544Because he ran out of Frosty Jacks
>>219476218I had to stop watching his videos because he uses the same 5 gifs over and over. It's unbearable.
>>219476724Armond white is the only critic left in the field you’re pushing for. The rest of them are just percentages in a rotten tomato score no more important or insightful that the plebs rating for the audience score on rotten tomatoes
>>219480523None of those are human beings, or money havers.
I would rather watch this centrist faggot make fun of a movie for 20 minutes. Than watch 120 minutes of leftist propaganda. 20 minutes of schadenfreude > 120 minutes of jewish nigger propaganda
>>219477275Why are leftists SO obsessed with looks/physical appearance? Is it the same reason so many of them are gay?
>>219476538>You misspelled grifter.
>>219476538>>219476724>>219477171Holy shit you are genuinely LIVID that this guy said the latest corporate wokeslop from Disney or Paramount or whoever isn't very good, huh?>Y-Y-You don't have the qualifications to say that Star Fleet Academy sucks!!!Lmao yes he does, and so do I, and so do most people.
>>219476773And yet that doesn't prevent him from being an insipid, effeminate, pompous retard.
>>219477199>This idiot literally doesn't watch anything that isn't capeshit or blockbuster trashExcept one look at his YouTube Channel proves you wrong.Why do you effeminate little pissers keep repeating these same non-arguments?
>>219478066He said the latest corporate wokeslop wasn't very good.That could hurt the bottom-line of my corporate daddy whom I spend my free time defending online. So I need to spend literal hours of my free time every day online calling him a "grifter" and a "chud".
>Leftist hate him because he is anti-woke>White Supremacists hate him because he is a Jew and a false prophet of anti-wokewhen will they learn. he is on their team.
>>219476218The accent immediately makes me disregard anything he has to say.
>>219482078>The disabled don't have moneyTardbux dude, Tardbux
>>219477275>edgy alt right chud>looks like a complete cuckevery fucking time
he really mindbreaks them kek
>>219476218I refuse to believe anyone on /tv/ watches his videos unironically
>Open YouTube review video and hear a bonglish/scottish/irish/aussie/kiwi accent. Immediately close video. Only North America matters.
>>219483055>lefty/pol/ desperately trying to claim he's a jew with no proofkek
>>219476218That bottle has the cap on
>>219476454>What value is his voice in the second trump administration? Pronoun jokes?He did his duty in moving the cultural football through the Overton window. Let him coast in peace.
I wish RLM would go back to reviewing movies.
>>219484153Scottish people are total garbage.
>>219477171I don't pay for guides to spout bullshit and most movies are not high culture. I sometimes watch a tryhard's opinion on a movie.
>>219476218Failed filmmaker
>>219483055What fucking team? He just makes YouTube videos about movies and tv I don’t see what’s so fucking insane about him outside of calling out repeated tropes in entertainment today and repeated deflections about their failures from the corporations snd literal government entities that shit them out?
What an actual movie critic looks like:https://youtu.be/jjLcOX5o3rQ
>>219484839RIP
>>219484839IMO FoundFlix is the baseline movie critic. He is no frills or laughs or whatever. may throw in a small joke here and there. but mostly just clean cut and dry. goes over whats bad, goes over whats good. doesnt need to rag on movies too hard if they are bad. very professional in analysis. is he my favorit film critic? no, but like i said, he is a baseline to judge if other critics are too over the top on their analysis. which critical drinker is. he sucks.
>stop mocking our pozzslopno
>being mad because your product is so garbage that people would rather watch a 1 joke grifter and his 1 joke orbiters repeat the same 1 joke over and over again.Maybe, I dunno, stop making garbage? India alone won't make up for lost income in the US and china.
>>219476218You people are so ungrateful. People like Ben Shapiro and Critical Drinker are the entire reason Gen-Z has gone towards the right, and instead of offering thanks you counter signal normie conservatives like clockwork
>>219486159>shapironobody under 40 cares about himit's all about based nick
>>219476218Is he right about Sinners?
>>219484041>Only North America matters.As a bong, I agree. We need to put aside our old world distractions and concentrate on the world's greatest freak show: the USA.
>>219476538yes they are critics and opinion-makers of todaythey have more influence than whatever forbes or nyt industry fluffers only some boomers still read
>>219482245
>>219488142To be fair, I enjoyed Shaun of the Dead
>>219476679>Occupy wall street happens >Oy veyyyy shut it down!! I uh uhm blacks! Trannies! Dei! Culture wars >Be angry goyim! Dei dei woke woke woke!
>>219482851>Shia LeBouf>Super Mario Galaxy>Supergirl>recommendations listicle>Harry Potter>Lord of the Rings>Starfleet Academy>One Piece>Buffy the Vampire Slayer>Project Hail MaryThese are the topics of his last ten videos.What the fuck are you talking about? He is a total midwit and makes slop videos for other midwits. People that have more than two braincells do not dislike him for being "anti-woke", they dislike him for being a boring slop consuming retard.His fans are the exact same people who thought PirateSoftware was a hacker and a security expert.
>>219489806Man who talks about pop culture talks about pop culture. This isnt some 3hour in depth essay into why the studios are making these decisions or the culture around it. Its just short criticisms on whats currently out. I genuinely dont see the problem with that.If you dislike a youtuber or dont like their content. Simply dont watch. Thats what I do.
>>219476218He's already forgotten and irrelevant.
I'm very surprised how much he makes people seethe. They treat him as if he's singlehandedly controlling the fate of movies and tv shows with a negative review.
>>219477959The nerdrotic guy is at least a livelong comic book fag who owned or still owns a comic book store, so he has some skin in the game.Drinker is just a grifter, he just did a video on Shia but didn't mention the whole he will not divide us saga, talk about clueless normalfag lmao.
>>219476218I'm still mad about his Avatar review
>>219482851>Except one look at his YouTube Channel proves you wrong.>>219491221>Man who talks about pop culture talks about pop culture.So is anon wrong or...?
>>219494403O dont understand? Dont talk or criticise pop culture? Why not
>>219494461Previously you said he didn't, now you say there's nothing wrong with it. Obviously you initially thought there was something wrong with it when your first instinct was to deny he even did it.
>>219494515When? Ive never said he didn't talk or criticise pop culture. Thats his whole channel
>>219494573I've already quoted when you did.
>>219476218No way you’re comparing a political grifter to RLM.
>>219494590>Man who talks about pop culture talks about pop culture.This? I dont see the problem
>>219494700Leftists will always pretend not to understand instead of engaging in the discourse.
>>219494676Criticising inorganic DEI is political?
>>219494724Why would either of us be leftists
>>219476398>>219476454you lost tranny
>>219476679>redditface the wall
>>219476526>>219476538you lost, go back to pr/eddit TDS freak
>>219476218this thread has shown perfectly how far 4chan has fallen, nothing but dumb leftist redditors and troons here. what happened??
>>219494831They think if they post on /tv/ it will somehow stop American missiles.
>>219476218this thread has shown perfectly how high 4chan has risen, nothing but smart conservatives and chads here. what happened??
>>219476679Based. Leftists and their corporations lost.
>>219476724>Art critics have studied art/history of art.>art is le subjective you fucking chud>anyway here is my degree in artDo leftists really? No wonder they cannot create anything.
>>219489544>leftism didn't exist before OWSYour gaslighting does nothing.
>>219483842>critical drinker>alt-rightLmao>"edgy"LMAOYou'd need to be one incredibly sheltered little bitch to think that somebody as inoffensive and milquetoast as Drinker is "edgy" or "alt right".You probably classify insisting that there's not infinite genders, or that "cultural appropriation" is not a real thing, as both "edgy" or "alt right".
>>219495406just being able to criticise woke shit is edgy to leftists, that's how sheltered they are. you need to understand these "people" are always in safe spaces on the internet.
>>219488142Bongland, along with pretty much the entire rest of the modern Western World, is and has ALWAYS been more pozzed and freakish than America. In fact you USED to endlessly complain about America not being pozzed ENOUGH and how they needed to play catch-up to the levels of cucking your countries were pioneering.
>>219489544>Muh OWSAh, another delusional leftist cultist.Leftist dogma was not invented in 2011.
>>219476218He's not even a drunk. Nothing about this guy has merit or is in any way authentic or notable. That makes him perfect for right wingers.
>>219495406You're so close to understanding that right wingers are not edgy and are very boring and milquetoast. So close.
>>219489806>Why is he talking about the current, popular movie releases that everyone else is talking about, and not some obscure-ass dogshit Albanian art-film from 1973?!?!Did your dumb ass also wonder why Siskel and Ebert were reviewing contemporary movies?
>>219491259>He's already forgotten and irrelevant>Trannies literally cannot stop seething about him and even making new threads in order to do so on boards and on websites they have zero business being on in the first placeLmao, ok, bro.
>>219494162>he just did a video on Shia but didn't mention the whole he will not divide us sagaHave you considered the possibility that it simply wasn't relevant to what was being discussed in the video?If he HAD mentioned it you just accuse him of instead "pandering to 4chan chuds" or whatever anyway.
>>219494676>a political grifterWhat "grift" is he running? Who is he "grifting", and how? Be specific.
>>219494831It has been this way for years, but it definitely flared up in intensity after Trump got reelected. All the woke-cultists got re-mind-broken and are now impotently lashing-out in desperate attempts to make themselves feel better.
All I know about this absolute retard is he liked GOW: Ragnarok and didn't think it was woke.
>>219495464Yes, "rightwingers" are, and always have been, just normal people refusing to join the cult or jump onto the latest bandwagon, while leftists ARE the bandwagoning cultists and are simultaneously so hypersensitive that normal people with normal opinions are at the very best "edgy" to them, or more often outright offensive to them to the point of them classifying it as socially unacceptable.I already know that. I am FULLY aware.
>>219495464You’re so close to being a real woman. So close. Oh wait no you’re not lol
>>219477275The neckpill remains undefeated. Reminder that if your neck looks like left women do not see you as a man.
>>219495450>He's not even a drunk.He's playing a character, you retard. He's not, nor did he ever seriously claim to be, and ACTUAL alcoholic.Did you think Borat and Larry the Cable Guy were "real people" too?>Nothing about this guy has merit or is in any way authentic or notableWell THAT was a huge-ass fucking leap in logic. Because he's not a real problem-drinker/alcoholic (which you were a retard for thinking he was In the first place, as was established), that means "nothing about him has merit or is in any way authentic"? ...Ok, coop baseless, schizo-fuck opinion, I guess.
>>219489806>He's bad because.....he talks about movies I don't want him to talk about!This isn't a better reason to be butthurt over him than "because he criticizes wokeshit", faggot. You still sound like a petulant, immature child with far too high of an opinion of yourself.
>>219495620>nor did he ever seriously claim to be, and ACTUAL alcoholicWhich is funny, because he did drink entire bottle of whisky multiple times during livestream. He isn't some drunken retard but he can absolutely hold his booze.
>>219489806Yes, and? The fuck you gonna do? Cry into your Marx bodypillow?
>>219495438Bizarre and not true
>>219495438I'll concede that Bongland has sometimes tried to spread pozzness across the world. A typical Louis Theroux documentary consists of a posh Brit tutting wagging his finger at those naughty and politically-incorrect Americans. Sacha Baron Cohen is another example of the type. But the burgerclaps tend to invite this ridicule with their showy, over-the-top, and reckless culture. And the Trump/MAGA stuff is not helping your international image. You have an amoral, sleazy businessman for a president, a crook who makes no effort to hide what he is, and he's now almost as senile and incoherent as Biden was.
>>219495905Wonder what louis theroux and sacha baron cohen have in common... oh yes it must be that they're British
>>219478066I hate his clearly fake persona, voice, as well as all the 5 shitty clips he uses and reuses in every single video
>>219495987Louis is not a member of the tribe. What they have in common with each other is a privileged background in elitist schools.
>>219496024Genuinely shocked to find that out anon. Always assumed and never checked
>>219476218Most of his fans are conservative boomers, not zoomers.>>219476679The rage is performative, they play exaggerated characters. When they "get together" they just sit and laugh at shit that's bad while farming superchats from conservatives with surplus income. They are grifters in the sense that it's all a racket to get easy money from an audience that on average has more money than lefties but they believe in the things they talk about, just not to a dogmatic level. If these trannies really wanted their attacks to land they would drop the whole "angry males who get mad at colored women", it barely even plays to their own people because it's such a stupid criticism.
>>219496051I can't blame you for making that assumption. I wondered too.
>>219496024Spiritual j, you know.
