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>>219480906>old sperm and old eggsYep, it's gonna be a retard.
>>219480906/tv/ will throw every possible stone at her, but she suffered a tragedy (that she may have been partly responsible for by being a bitch) and now wants a family with whatever new guy will knock her up I don't judge her
>>219480906Wait, is that Margaret Qualley's sub in that one movie?
>>219480906She was officially and openly banging this guy the week after her husband killed himself.Non-officially she was already doing before that
>>219480906>Yeah, real sad my husband ack'd himself and such. Anyways, wanna bone?
>>219480953He was from cuck movie with Aubrey Plaza and Sarah Gadon
>>219480906Grief is nature's most powerful aphrodisiac, look it up
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>>219481032I was thinking of this movie
>>219480906>drive husband to suicide>have some other dudes kid IMMEDIATELYIs there anything more cucked than dying?
>>219481008Fuck yes
Are we sure she didn't kill Jeff? Alot of skilled serial killers can make murders look like suicides.
Why are all these Hollywood women having autistic downtime babies? Dint they care about the child’s life?
>>219481236That nurse in London wasnt skilled, they were just lax and incompetent. Same with the anesthesiologist in Texas that was tampering with iv bags.
>>219480906Hey it’s the Catch-22 guy, good for him
>>219480906>>219481118It's well known that death triggers a breeding response in women.
>>219481296It's actually not widely known, and we don't warn them about it. And they prioritize their careers first, which means having kids at 35.
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>>219480906walled
>>219480906I thought fertility after 35 was impossible or is this an IVF situation?
>>219481296They can always eat the kid if it turns out tarded
>>219481711Tard kids are always the tastiest.
>>219480906When her husband died, feminists were complaining how disgusting it was that men were happy she was now single. Funny how things turn out.
>>219481709This is what happens when you get your education from memes
>>219480906Based jon snow
>>219481118>404d yourself for a woman
>>219481709My mom had me when she was 36I'm alive and relatively healthy but I am autistic so yeah
>>219481861it's crazy because you could easily parlay having previously dated a well-known actress into getting tons of pussy, girls would want to compete with the celebrity
>>219481662>have a wife, have kids>die>wife will move on and fuck someone else>the new guy will raise your kids and cum in your living wifes pussy nightly>eventually they'll all forget about you and start calling him dad, looking to him for advice and and grandkids will consider him their grandpaImagine dying, lol. The biggest cuckery on the planet.
>>219481935That's why people become ghosts. Instead of being dead cucks, they can try to haunt the new guy fucking their bitch
Is this board just for celebrity gossip?
>>219482212You mean watch their wife get fucked
>>219481008This is the best type of sex 2bh
>>219482259Yes, spill the tea or flee
>>219482259We've watched all the good movies and shows and discussed them to death. There's not much else to talk about.
Fertility drugs and IVF past 35 should be illegal. These roasties are all cheating God's Plan.
>>219482363They're using old sperm and eggs ie autism babies.
>>219481053Why is Will Ferrell checkin'em?
>>219481073Yeah that's him, but as the other anon said he was also in Black Bear with Plaza and Gadon
>>219480906It'll probably be born a sickly retard but I still like her.
>>219480906WTF, that dude is dead?!
>>219481709Sarah Gadon had a baby at 37
>>219480951Yeah keep making excuses simp cuck
>>219482397All my nephews and nieces have deadly allergies to peanuts. No autism. But they carry epi-pens everywhere. Science is not only putting weak genes back into our human DNA, but also these physical & mental deformities.
Women really are awful
>>219481118Having a daughter and then dying
>>219480906They were already split up before he died, and her clock was ticking. It's actually a pretty common pattern. See also: Nikki Bella.
>>219482640Im Going to splooge on her smug face.
>>219480906>husband probably killed himself because he found out she was fucking this guy>she doesn't care and even gets impregnated by himMaybe the Japanese just understand women.
>>219481296The autism thing is massively overblown by 4chan. It's an increased chance but it's still like 1 in 100. So 99% chance of a non-tism baby.
>>219483239Humans will never understand the difference between relative and absolute risk.
>>219482700Tragic and completely avoidable. Thankfully you can still kill them while you can before they pollute the gene pool further. An impure bloodline is no bloodline at all, so do the right thing.
>>219480906I had no idea she married Jon Snow
>>219480906blackpilled again
did he kill himself?
God I am so jealous of any guy who can get the courage to commit suicide like her ex husband did. The strength it takes to overcome the most fundamental human desire to survive and being able to take your own life. God I hope I can stop being a coward and do it soon.
>>219483090it's trite and stupid of me I know but I've often wondered what Aubrey Plaza's like in her everyday life. that is, not playing some dry deadpan role
>>219483809There’s nothing more cowardly and pathetic than killing yourself, especially over a woman.
What if this guy dies too? She’s entering her black widow era
>>219484945The justifications for suicide are actually many and good, although doing it over the woman's much the feeblest of them and presumably obliged to stand alone in the corner when they all meet up for a convention.
>>219480906Based Audrey making incels rage
>>219480951>I don't judge herI do. It should have been me.
>>219480906Giving Patton Oswalt a run for his money
>>219480906Damn, she looks beautiful there. Like she finally got some quality cock.
>>219480906How long is she supposed to wait? I'd be right back on the dating apps within a week if my wife died. You don't suddenly stop needing sex and love when someone dies, dummy.
>>219481296They probably think even if it’s retarded it will still be rich and live a better life than either of us. I’m broke and retarded, being rich would make things so much better.
>>219481053I've never told anyone this but after one of my best friends killed himself, I sort of helped talk his wife through it somewhat. After the funeral I ran into her at a bar and on her way out she got really complimentary and then rubbed my back and told me that if my girlfriend ever treats me wrong to come see her. I don't really blame her as she was blackout drunk and obviously was living a fucking absolute nightmare of insane grief (they had kids and financial troubles to make things worse), but there's this weird little bit of anger it left me with.
>>219485168I see the reddit troons are herehttps://www.reddit.com/r/Fauxmoi/s/uQJckSS6p8
>>21948170945ish is around when you can just expect to not have kids anymore as a woman. Some are a few years either side of that. Rarely a woman can even reproduce into her 50s, but it gets more complicated the older they get I believe.
>>219485275>loveI don't think you have any conception of what love is
>>219480906Huh? Didn't he died? Did she switch this fast for another man?
I don't understand these simps. If my marriage collapsed id be on the next flight to the philippines getting absolutely STUCK IN
>>219480906>40 years old it's the curtain call for having kids, about half of all women have serious fertility issues at this age>>219483239>>219483486true, they see some figure of there being a "300% increased chance compared to conceiving when young" and act like that means it's guaranteed to be retarded when in reality it would be a jump from 0.7% to 2.1%
all my experiences with the majority of women has shown me aside from a small majority of them, most have absolutely zero moral fibre. It's usually during crisis or real shit like deaths etc that this gets revealed. And their behaviour goes from just being "teehee. I'm a girl don't judge me" to being genuinely existentially uncanny.
>>219480906Listen, she's 41, I dont begrudge her being in a hurry to get knocked up. Hopefully its not a retard.
>>219485414women's love is as thin as rice paper, they could easily love a serial murderer like a new born baby.
>>219485381must be true the dipshit who always has reddit open says so
>>219481709It's a geriatric pregnancy but until the plumbing shuts off she's got a chance.
>people on 4chan deriding women for getting pregnant "too late"yeah, imagine having a child so autistic they would go on a site like 4chan, thats the worst fate for an old mother
>>219482265>>219482212Yeah that's way more cucked. Sitting in your cuck ghost chair doing your ghostly moan while your wife is moaning.
>>219485402I don't think YOU do. Dwelling on a lover for the entire rest of your waking life isn't love, it's just pathetic. I'm not resigning myself to permanent loneliness and going without sex just because someone died and it would retarded for me to expect the same. I'd be dead, for fuck's sake.
>>219485476Sometimes you guys are more melodramatic than the most histrionic drama queen around. Her bf who she was already separated from before he died an heroed, it's very sad but you guys are acting like he was her husband of 20 years or something. There's no moral obligation here.
>>219481118>>219480906Reminder that she got married in an "ironic" satanic ceremony
>>219485679Maybe I'm doing other spooky shit though. Like rattling some chains in the distance. Or furiously masturbating, in a spooky fashion
>>219480906> first child at 41
>>219481073no way fag
>>219481825Retard. The chances go down drastically, she absolutely had IVF which is very popular with old women right now if they have the money for it.
>>219485964Memes
>>219486042You're the per capita meme.
>>219486042It's true, there's a good chance she did IVF for the pregnancy instead of struggling to conceive.
>>219485679>Sitting in your cuck ghost chair doing your ghostly moanThat's...an interesting and unexpectedly potent choice of words there, anon. I did laugh at first but when the amusement wears off there's still a grim awareness of the "cuck chair" and the "ghostly moaning".
>>219481709Nigger, no. My wife was 46 when our daughter was born. And no, she’s not autistic or retarded.
>>219485839Qrd?
>>219485592troon melty
