>In 20 years if you're still broke and browsing 4chan I'll fuckin kill ya
>>219688546Lol
>>219688546life was supposed to turn out better than this frens
>>219688546I bake muffins for the homeless and they're full of my urine
>>219688546You're here forever.
>>219688546I'm not broke but if you still want to kill me I won't object
I'll see how things go by august in terms of career stuff
>>219688546lmao
>>219688596If it brought us here, I don't think it's completely bad
How bout dem apples
>>219688546Joke's on you I've only spent 15 years on 4chan
>>219688546If in 20 years I'm still broke, I'm killing mySELF!
I'm one class away bros
>mfw it's been over 20 years since I first started browsing 4chan in college
>>219688546none of us are high iq like the main character
>>219688832>rotten.com... that's a name I haven't heard in quite some time
>>219688596The sad thing is, by the end, everyone told him life was gonna end this way…
>>219688546>You know what the best part of my day is? When I pull up to your house and I hope that maybe today you aren't thereWhat the fuck? What a jerk
>>219688546>good will hunting I saw that movie 3 years ago when I was 27 so by 47 I should be set.
>>219688832Just turned 40, Im only at 19 years though. I still have time to fix my life right? RIGHT!
>>219689432We're all gonna make it
>>219689432everything's fucked. might as well wait some more.
>>219688832>>219688929>>219689432>>219689490>>219689991Bruhs, It's my Bday in 1hour17m I'm turning 38.
>I've been on 4chan for 20 years>Started as a snot-nosed high schooler>Now I'm a professional making $900k yearly>Wife and family>Still on fucking 4chanWhat is it about this place
>>219689432
>>219688546where's Daredevil 2,mang?
I don't know if it's me or the moderation and janitorial staff of this online webzone but I catch way more 3 day bans these days compared to when I was here in the late 00s - and my postings haven't changed that much
>>219690111>What is it about this placeI would argue that 4chan isn't great, it's that the format and culture of every other site is ass. Anonymity means that only good, funny, or provocative posts get traction.
>>219688727Trvke
>>219690359I used to get banned practically every week specifically on this board but the bans have subsided for the last few months. Something's off...
>>219690042Happy birthday buddy. I'm turning 39 next month
>>219690042Happy Birthday buddy! I did 2.4g of zoomers, walked out on the ice to this abandoned island and wandered the woods well listening to Christian music. It was dope as fuck. Wish I could give you some.
>>219690492>>219690359They all went to v. Someone posted an omegal gif of big highschool tits, I wrote legend. Bam! 6 month ban. You know it was some Brazilian newfag mod who would have cried on old b.
>>219688546I’ve been here for 21 years but>38>No family>no friends>gf just ended relationship>lost Job>less than 1500 to my name after billsIt wasn’t supposed to be like this
>>219690728Least you had sex. I mean I got 5 million but its been a decade since I had sex. Otherwise same boat.
>>219689432and they say time isnt speeding up, wtf mane
>>219688596You're right. It's death time.
>>219690523Cute!>>219690548zoomers? You mean shrooms?
>>219690728What kind of jobs you looking for? How bad are your bills? If you're smart enough to use a computer and have enough emotional intelligence to navigate this site for that long, you should be fine
I started 4chan in 2008 and holy shit it occurred to me I've been on this site more than my half my life time
>>219688546i make 6 figures and i'm still browsing 4chan after 20 years.
>>219690864I pilot drones for utility inspections but haven’t been able to find a job in 4 months.And everything has just been a struggle in general for me since Covid what I’m even doing now was a post Covid career shift I had to make.
>>219688596
>>219690861Yes
>>219688546Jokes on you its only been 19 years because I'm an eternal newfag.
>>219688596>I should have done so many things differently
>>219691897doodoo comes out there, it stains the white cloth brown with red streaks
>>219688599Not an argument
>>219691134>I pilot drones for utility inspections but haven’t been able to find a job in 4 months.is that because of AI or something? Is your profession becoming increasingly more automated?
>>219692331Not him, but an alternative theory is that utilitie companies just DGAF anymore and are avoiding preventative maintenance and inspections, instead waiting until something breaks.Why spend 1000$ now to repair something with minor damage when you can wait 5 years and spend 100000$ to un-fuck it when it catastrophically falls apart? 2nd option looks better for quarterly reports and investors.
>>219688599amateur. I use arsenic
>>219689432The trex is closer to us than it is to the stegosaurus.
>>219688546I'm not broke what now?
>>219693077me neither, got the career figured out it seems at 39. apparently now i'm supposed to get in shape, get married, and have kids. i really don't want to though but the clock is ticking on my youth/hairline. whatever i do i'll regret it anyway.
>>219688596If you are unhappy alone, you'll be unhappy with a partner. It's maybe the jews, but it's mainly (you). Be fun to be around, don't be a fucking faggot bro
>>219693623I don't really agree. I am lot happier when I spend time with others (in reasonable amounts). The issue is finding people to do it with. I am moving back to my home state partially just so I can try to shore up my friendships with my still existing friends instead of failing to make any in the state I currently live in.
>>219693812>I don't really agree >I'm a lot happier when I spend time with othersI'm pretty sure my entire point went flying over your head, saar
>>219693908Nah, you just need to learn English dude.
>>219688546this place is insanely addictive. well anyway at least i'm not broke.
>>219689432>>219689490Watch the impossible dream from don quixote for some inspiration.
>mfw have three years left to clean up my act
>>219688735you made me jerk off you slut.
>started browsing in 2008 at 17 years old>its now seventeen years later>i am 34>kissless virgin>no friends>still in same bedroom i was in posting back then>still a worthless job>complete and utter failure as a personthe only difference is that back then i wasnt suicidal, i still delusionally had hope that my life would get better. all ive thought about for 16 hours a day since turning 30 is how much i want to die.
I totally failed at everything in ways that were completely undeniably all my own fault and amounted to NOTHING by even the most forgiving standards but it all worked out in the end :]You may get insanely lucky like me anons, hang in there
Peaceful warrior, the Grey and secret life od walter mitty are just what some of you need.
>>219688596Yea. But I'm sitting in my room listening to upbeat house music, browsing 4chan, and eating ice cream. Things could always be worse.
is there anyone here that actually watches tv/movies and comes here to discuss them with the occasional shitpost? or does everyone just treat this board like /b/ or /pol/ 2.0? i come here because i like watching movies and want to discuss them online but i hate the attention whoring namefags on the rest of the internet, which is actually what attracted me to 4chan all those years ago
>>219688596>life was supposed to turn out better than this frensi honestly dont think mine ever was. i truthfully cannot remember a time in my entire life when i had goals and dreams, never sat there as a kid or teenager thinking how one day im gonna be married, have kids, have a great powerful career with a house and nice things, go traveling, being successful. i think my life was destined to become the completely pathetic worthless life that i live now at 34.
>>219695262Yeah*yea is a completely different word
>>219695313/v/ is /b/ 2.0, /tv/ is 3.0if you want to talk about _literally anything_ you're called a shill, even if you want to shit on it
>>219695374Life is not meant to get better for you
>>219695313/tv , /g, /v, and many others have always been "/b, but with X". so yeah it's /b but with a focus on moving picture media
>>219695401>if you want to talk about _literally anything_ you're called a shillit's a great way to find authentic discussion on /tv/ coincidentally. just look for the neckbeards yelling SHILL
>>219695313Yeah, I am facing the exact same problem as you. I wish there was just anywhere I could talk to people about stuff I am interested in like movies without fucking namefags.
>>219688546I came to this site and would laugh at outlandish (to me at the time) shit on /b/ at 15. Now I'm 30 and I know very well I've wasted thousands of hours on this site after all these wasted years
>>219688546>first browsed /b/ in 2006>now it's 2026>only took about two years off in the early 2010sI regret nothing, respect me
>>219688546its been 10 years and my net worth is 950k.
>>219695815I respect nothing, regret me
>>219694976just get a better job and move. be an electrician or something.
>>219695449i'm wondering if moviechat.org is any good. apparently that was created after imdb discussion boards were removed and many of the same users and threads were migrated there.
>>219695815oh, I'm also an old ass NEET who's barely scraped by on VA disability payments, worked and quit four jobs for a total 1.75 years of employment (always overwork myself doing menial labor until internally crashing out)
>>219693908Somehow I’m guessing you’re not the best person to advise on interpersonal relationships.
>>219695313Yes and no. A little from column A, and a little from column B. Although I have been trying harder to not respond to off topic posts and threads. If I don’t like the quality of posters here (and I often don’t) I need to do better myself. Be the change you want to see and all.
>>219694976>>219695815 >>219696076 here, coincidentally also posting from (but thankfully not living in) my childhood bedroom. Recently caved in and decided to move into the family backyard, 1.5 years after ruining my life by drunk driving. Girlfriend just left me because she's still obsessed with her dead boyfriend, WAS planning on starting a family with her. I feel like becoming an hero at least a few times monthly. White knuckle yourself out of your depression hole and go do something to try and improve your situation, otherwise you're in for year after year of the same sad life.
>>219689251No wonder he had anger issues with friends like that
>>219688546I started browsing 4chan in college 10 years ago, so I still have another 10 years. Might not make a difference, but I'm going to try.
>>219688596I’m not a bad or even lazy guy… I’m just an average guy who can’t make decisions…
>>219692958cleopatra is closer to us than the building of the pyramids
>>219695815You missed the good times. 2014-2021 was awful.
>>219696982It might be nostalgia talking but the pre-rickroll days were a golden age
>>219688596There is no "supposed to". Never has been, never was.There is only what you are willing to sacrifice for the future.What have you sacrificed? Have you made good and true sacrifices? Or have you made the barest offerings?This is the primal seed of sapience. It is, quite literally, the actual thing that separates Man from animal. The Bible records this as the story of Cain and Abel. Abel good sacrifices for tomorrow; he puts aside immediate, animalistic gratification, he says "I will tolerate a life that is temporarily less good now for a life that is much better in the future". He makes the Proper Sacrifices and "God is pleased". He prospers. Cain does not make the proper sacrifices. He revels only in his immediate self-interest and pleasure. He gives little of himself up to the requirements of life. "God is displeased". Cain does not prosper. He withers, and loses himself to resentment. He does not fix himself, he does not correct his course, he does not aim higher and do better for himself in the eyes of God. Life is Good, resentment is the opposite of life, and only destroys it. No matter whether you are a spiritual "believer" or not, this parable holds true. It is a psychological treatise of mankind. The writers were no fools; mankind figured these things out thousands of years ago.Have you been living like Cain? Have you sacrificed nothing, but believe you deserve all? Will you slay your brother, or that part of yourself that is good, out of resentment? Will you be an animal? Or will you realize that all future comes from sacrifice?
>>219697206Its when you were pure. I never got why you fags hated us btard lulz seekers tell the gamergate losers came in. Every change the average IQ dropped 10 points and the whole vibe went.First from authentic love of Japanese culture, to Edgelord nihilists looking for a laugh, to third worlders and losers who thought the best way to fight the SJWs was to become them and bitch about degeneracy all day. Honestly the post 2021 newfags are us healing. And you saw it all!
This thread makes me feel a lot better. I'm turning 30 in a month and I'm a massive loser. I'm sure the older anons here aren't quite as big of losers as me (I cannot possibly describe with words how big of a failure I am) but it's still nice to know that I'm not the only grandpa kicking around on /tv/.
>>219688546jesus. ive been here since 2006. im 33.
>>219690548i love shrooms lol
>>219697973Based
>>219698309i recommend trying dmt if you can
>>219698428They were selling it at Shamballa but I chickened out. Heard it smells like burnt plastic and not sure a huge 20k concert was the place.
>>219698508yeah it tastes like a burnt tire. and a festival would be okay because on large hits you literally leave your body and do to another dimension, but you want to be able to lay down and relax.my first time was at a party when I was 16 and I got scared so I crawled into the bushes and hid lmao
>>219698611Haha, nice. Hiding from the machine elves.
>>219688546I make 7k yearly and I still browse 4chan
>>219697261wow, that was incredible. I enjoyed it a lot, it was a very smooth and pleasurable reading. Are you perhaps a priest, do you have more of these teachings? Thank you anyway.
>>219695354Why is it pathetic if those weren't your goals? What makes it pathetic?
>>219697261Isn't this a fallacy? Doesn't the bible later on debunk this with Job and Ecclesiastes?
>>219699284No, I'm not a priest. I find the psychological truths encoded into the Bible fascinating, it is full of them in a splendid way. They were doing the best they could to record why the universe seemed to be the way it was in a very intellectually sophisticated way. Dogmatic theologians would probably find me irritating (I'm not a material determinist though).
