The Tiger is canonically the only one who got laid in S5 editionNews:-- James wonLinks:https://fishtank.rip/https://www.fishtank.livehttps://kick.com/fishtankhttps://fishtank.observer/https://classic.fishtank.livehttps://x.com/fishtankislivehttps://old.reddit.com/r/fishtanklive/https://www.instagram.com/fishtank.live/https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislivehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fishtank_(web_series)https://fishtanklive.fandom.com/wiki/Fishtanklive_Wiki>>219754127
Before Fishtank
So all the women have remained in the house and all the guys are gone Reminds me of the end of season 4, crazy that these women will fuck an ugly bastard like jet just because he's "famous"
TURN OFF THE CAMERAS SO WE KNOW ITS OVER MINTS
>Jet was afraid SKull Hyde would get the house shut down>Does a fake promo for sprinter van saying season will continue in there after 30 days>Skull gives upkek
im clocking out and i'm not going to /bant/see you next season
just woke up, what is mints on about?
>>219756856After Fishtank
Scott Sullivan MMA should have been the host of season five
so what do i do now man?
Will there be challenges today or will it be another nothing day?
>yeah, james drake just left, uhm, im not sure, i'm just doing whatever... whatever happens, i'm going with the flowCumbunny status?
>twins accepted blaine's invite to sleep over at his house after the finale>they haven't been seen or heard from since
>>219756863Between this and you guys cheering for Drake I think you all have a cuck fantasies
>>219756866>Everyone always feels so empty when the cameras go down after 42 days with the fish>They leave cameras up this time to show that no matter what, you are empty.
>>219756881Burt made this so much better.
Last thread?
>>219756817Binx and Vimp will be fucked in the basement tonight while Dumbgay dances alone in the kitchen and blasts loud music again to cover up the moaning
>>219756863>getting GORANED for 15-20 viewers on your streamsGrimmy.
>>219756889blane already put his dick in both of their shitholes
so what the fuck do i do now?
All they had to do for the ending was to let it happen for the fucked up optics, then pull the twins in the closet and tell them>yeah, that obviously doesn't count for the final challenge. That was never going to be fair, we just let it happen because it was funny lol. We're going to give you bashir as your champion for the actual round of goo wrestling.Then have bashir have to man up and goo wrestle drake. He would still lose, but it would be a more satisfying ending for everyone around and would have completed all arcs>drake vs bash gets a final conclusion>bash finally gets to stand up for his favorite fishIt also would have been a more even fight as drake was tired from everything and bash was well rested, but it would have still been 90% in drake's favor. >>219756451Grooming requires a power dynamicThey're on the same levelThey unironically are equal in basically all regards>>219756713Theyre crying because smiling friends is over
did blane invite the twins over because he was afraid production would drug and rape them?
>>219756863Yes women care more about status than anything else, and that status can be relative (ie being the head of a little stream show) even if in the grand picture you're a nobody.
>>219756888the flow=binx
>Jet Neptune streamer bootcamp bad>Blane streamer bootcamp good
>>219756817shill threadgoyslop
the morning that they opened the computer room and production & the guys just had fun playing xbox together and eating pizza and ignoring the girls, while the girls were given cleaning/cooking jobs was so funny
>>219756829Zoomers are so raped that they think courting a woman is grooming and should he illegal
>>219756817Shows over man. Time to go back to /bant/
>>219756884I hate how I feel every time a season ends
We NEED to have an /ftl/ watch party of this shit when it releases, it's starred, directed and written by James Drake himself
Bimp status?
Have they said anything about what their "streams" are going to be on the off-season? Why keep the pass?
DO SOMETHING JET PLS
>>219756888>>219756904Yeah she and Binx are getting passed around tonight get ready to clip basement moaning. Useless whores
>>219756915Before he could, yeah
>>219756915Not a bad call desuGotta protect his sisterwives
>>219756927Says who? The cameras are still on.
>>219756914>would have completed all arcsSeason 2 ruined people into thinking fishtank is about arcs. josie was a loser autist before and after the tank, letty was a slut before and after, no one beyond tj season 2 improved, season 3 was all loser wannabe social media influencers, season 4 was just bad people.
I like to kill girls under 19It's the most obscene thing people have ever seenWhen I get a knifeI want to end their lifeOr maybe get a gunWe'll have ourselves some funTonight we'll be happy! As happy as we can be!Because tonight is the moment - I kill these girls who are under 18!*CLAP*
>>219756919Blane didnt cast the twins and keep them locked in his torture house acting as their only source of food or positivity
Post who you'd like to see stay/back in the tank postseason!>Letty>Binx>Tayleigh>Jimmy>Scott>Simbal>Claire>Abi
>>219756930yeah, and btw i have a full time job.
I know you guys all love to hate watch this show, although some times a given, this season did have it's solid moments. I really hope as the show goes forward that production some how finds a way to make better challenges/eliminations/etc... They seem to have the casting down, the house(s), the cam/mic setups etc.. but if they can just figure out the actual game side of things, this could be so good.See you all next season
>>219756932Imagine funding that yourself, that's his artistic vision. Depressing.It'll be like when the season 4 cast watched extreme peace.
we're never going back to /bant/ btw. streams aren't ending this is just short downtime.
Is Sam coming today?
>>219756934the real bimp consisting of binx and vimp will have a wigger train run on them tonight thanks to binx not flying home as soon as possible
>>219756934No chance for it to work as long as Binx and Jet were there
>>219756955Payton Rose!
>>219756959
Jet can you pick up some unhoused guys to fill the void please.>>219756955New faces.
Man I took the entire months off, did nothing but wake up, get high, order take out and watch fishtank while posting about it with you fags, I feel like I'm out of my cocoon now and back to reality. Can't wait for s6
>>219756955I want to see Landon get raped even more.
>>219756958>They seem to have the casting down,ahahahahahaha, hi mints>>219756960WHAT STREAMS, ITS AN EMPTY HOUSE
>>219756951>no one beyond tj season 2 improved,Tj didnt improve either
bashir's praying buddy is going to give jet "antichrist" neptune a rimjob/bant/fags will get to watch another cumbunny crash and burn once she realises what she's done
>>219756927I can't go back to /bant/ because I've never been to /bant/, mods always give us a couple extra days after a season ends.
>>219756958>I really hope as the show goes forward that production some how finds a way to make better challenges/eliminations/etc...That depends on whether ChatGPT improves, because most of our content relies on it.
>>219756930Yeah, feels so empty. It's good not to waste so much time on this shit but damn, it was cozy here
>>219756955Jeff. It's funny til it aint funny no more.
>>219756974this. it's time we talk about how a 30+ year old childless groomer is bringing young women to be gaped endlessly by wigger cock
Bingo makes better music than Vimp.
>didn't have to participate in the finals humiliation ritual>chilling with Bam in his house>Vimp and Letty want to hang out after the show>Jet admitted he's one of the best fish of all timehe fucking won
caught up with the last smiling friends episodes because i was watching the finale2nd episode to last was about ai taking over and it ends with the ai robot being a lonely indian, weird synchronicity with jet neptune unplugging antara during her talk.last episode was charlies uncle who is basically the head freeloader. easily top 5 smiling friends episodes.
They usually try to give the winner advice. Why didn't they try to tell James that his acting career is never going to happen and that he shouldn't sink the $50K into it?
>>219756996the faint sounds of binx and vimp getting fucked in the basement tonight should be good content
>>219756958anon i'd love to be optimistic but we're five seasons in and little has changed, coupled with the crews inability to earnestly engage with criticism, this is it, we're not going to get anything else than this
>>219756952Did anybody snag this with sound? Burt is a psycho lol
is captcha still fucked up for the rest of you
I don't understand the twins babying and moralfagging.They're self admitted potheads who like doing party drugs, drinking and want to fuck Frank Hassle.Arrested development my ass.
>>219756960YEAR LONG STREAMS OF FUCKING NOTHING HAPPENING HELL YEAH>>219756958>the houses, cams, mic set upNigger this was by far the worst house to date with the worst cams and audio. They were so bad they had to use a handcam with a shotgun mic 80% of the fucking time or else you could not see or hear what was happening. The handcam removed the sovl of the show like nothing else.
>>219757021Is Bashir really at Bam's house?
Why was Bingo’s last KWAB so satisfying?
738 people watching the foyer camera to see the train of women going into and coming back out of the wigger basement
>>219757018it isn't a fantasy either this is what is really happening there tonight binx is such a cunther bliccy vimp and letty are all getting passed around
DON'T join the livestream fails discord and point out all their top clips are Disney twitch streamers and some retard named 'forsen' who sucks at Minecraft. They HATE that!
>>219757021when bash was giving his bye speech to jet and ben in confessional and said "this is a 50k you can take into heaven"(referrering to his faith ofc) i soijacked. that was such a keeno line
What Jet did to Antara wasn't funny. It was just mean. She didn't deserve that.
>>219757031Understandable. You'll still watch it next season though.
>>219756938He's keeping us in suspense. They'll stream the entire cleaning process
>>219757021>Gets to hang with Vimp Bam Letty and JetYou win 4000 internets m'Bashir!
>>219757021How is this guy a virgin?
>>219756958There is no "game side" and never was. The only interesting production gimmick this season was telling them to make goo for no reason. Using the goo for anything was a mistake, they should have thrown it all in a dumpster.
>>219757045No, bam had an Airbnb for the season, he lives in PA still. That nigga just retarded & wants to boost up his favorite little autist
crazy new bingo and bongo content!!!
What the fuck is this dudes problem?
>>219757048James saying the twins were KWABs was fucking hilarioushttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1776148762195506.webm
Bingo should make a Yume Nikki clone on RPG maker with her own art and music. I'd play it.
Is there anyway to rewatch last night and see everyone talking about the show afterwards?
everyone left cept for vimp and binx? wheres bash and drake, landon?
Do you think Sam was ever as bad as Jet when it came to girls that he hired?
notice how all these "white supremacist aryan" faggots simp for laurayou will have two nigger babies with brown eyes.
>>219757048It was sad. She desperately wanted to escape being considered dead weight and pushed herself to the limit, only to find herself in a final challenge that she psychically couldn't win. She cried out of frustration as the dream of 50k and impressing her sister slowly got choked out of her with no way of escaping it.
>>219757092jimmy badly needs therapy but unfortunately for him he thinks it's gay
>>219757088it actually is pretty evil to make these girls shave their heads after jet didnt want to. they legit look like auschwitz survivors
Bashir seems like a genuine good person but I'll never be able to square his 'devout' following of Islam with his association with fishtank, those things are oil and water
kek, i still can't believe this is real.
>>2197570884pm and still sleeping?
>>219756910How has nobody made a Beat The Fuck Out Of Jet Neptune game on steam?
>>219756958>I really hope as the show goes forward that production some howImma stop you there, cus.
>>219757092Jimmy and his dad in a Master/Blaster situation would be actually hilarious.
>>219757099Edmund will probably commission them for art for a new game or even an Isaac update
>>219756932Not even worth the bandwidth. Are "artistic" people just not self aware? Like how could you not know it's a huge pile of shit?
>>219757092>They could use my dadlmao, holy shit
>>219757093My champion
the queen is LIVE and has declared total wigger death
>>219757103James and Bash went home.Everyone else except for James were hanging out outside because they're going out to hang out somewhere but will be back in the house later.
>>219757106Far, far worse.
>>219756863That’s why Blaine is the winner, got out of there with the twins in a flash. Well played
>>219756863no one will fuck any of the wiggers
Ben and Jet streaming for the entire off season and showing all of the pre-production stuff is such a bad idea. It's just going make people get sick of them. By the time Season 6 rolls around, everyone will be tired of seeing their faces, and there will be no sense of anticipation or mystery for the house.
>>219756915There was alcohol around and I think Bingo was probably still emotional. Blane doesn't drink or do drugs so just having them chill at his place was probably for the best rather having another drunken crash out.
>>219757092>Comparing his dad to Samoh no.
>>219757088remember when jet said head shaving was too dark
>>219757103drake had an uber, bash is staying with bam, landon alluded to future plans
>>219757088>Blane said they were awake and watching Digital Circus>Bongo says Bingo is still sleepingWho’s lying?
>>219757088Bingo needs her 20 hour princess nap
>>219756958the freeloader casting was god fucking awful and somehow the challenges were worse than s4
don't go anywhere the show is just starting
>>219757103Dumbgay and Bliccy are staying too, maybe Letty? Dumbgay claimed the he and others, presumably Binx and Vimp would be flying home to Miami tomorrow. Note that Binx never has a problem getting a same day flight so something is fishy. She could want to spend another day in Atlanta with everyone and that's all. It is my theory the cams will go down tonight and tomorrow streams will come back up inside the streamer van with Binx and Vimp in tow and no Dumbgay to be found. If the other Anons are to be taken seriously the cams will go down to cover up the massive orgy with Binx and Vimp.
>>219757142What's she crying about this time
>>219757093Kek
>cryokeen doing twins cum tributes>aryeh talking in site chat about how he'd fuck the twins "as a meme" but would actually date them>aperture liking the twins and almost certainly going to try to get them on some spinoffThese are the types of degenerate fat freaks that the twins are going to have to deal with from now on. When Jet told them their objective was to survive, he wasn't joking.
>>219757103Drake left already, no one's sure about Bash, may be with Bam or Twins/Blane. No clue about Landon
>>219756958>They seem to have the casting downyeah i sure loved bezo, charity, anissa, beth and all those freeloaders.>the cam/mic setups also loved the loud buzzing sound in the bar, market, kitchen that made it hard to hear people speak.>but if they can just figure out the actual game side of thingsafter 5 seasons and 2 spinoffs, they've made it clear that they do not learn.
dont worry guys bingo and bong will look like thos after 5 months
>>219757092Please understand that a lot of people like jimmy are burnout losers that have nothing outside the tank. Being on the show was the only time they were "somebody" and got the attention they had been desperately craving. Just think about what jimmy would be without fishtank.
>>219757128its one of the greatest reveals in fishtank history..S3 was fucking amazing, if you ignore most of the RV trip>>219757168>THEN WE THREW A CRAZY PARTYhehehe suicide
>>219756958Sure there were ups and down. But it's hard to watch a show that is so rigged. Like what do the challenges even matter? If production actually wasn't retarded it could have been decent. They are more interested in exploiting the mentally retarded than a cohesive show.I won't be back. This is the first season I actually tried to watch to the end (last one I kind of watched was season 2 until Cole left).
>>219757142>Tay says she was collegiate level athlete up until 2 years before fishtank Come on now
>>219757088Damn the Blanester really gave Hale a good rogering huh
>>219757168this one is good
>>219756960Why don’t they just turn on the basement cam?
He won in the end, btw
>>219757166to continue this postblane was the only decent freeloader, laura was only added because jet worships jimmy
>>219757128Burt is the gift that keeps on giving, I cannot imagine a Burtless Fishtankverse
blane and blanes mom is the best place to detox from such a crazy experience
>The Tayleigh stream is just a cry session about the finalelol
>>219757184not like anybody liked them for their looks
>>219756889He's showing them the nepstein files
>>219757187>Just think about what jimmy would be without fishtank.Dead, hopefully.
bros....I don't think Frank is coming....
>>219757197>100 people in the houseare they going to get in shit for that?
>>219757184How was Tayleigh not sacrificed to the flames for pulling this cringe?
>>219757152Emma would if she were invited
>>219757220Kwab
>Tayleigh wants to collab with the twins Grim
>>219756958I don't hatewatch the show. I want Jet to make a good show because this is the only thing like it. Big Brother shit is too censored and normalfaggot. Kick shit is too low brow and retarded.Fishtank is what I want, and Jet ruins it every season.
>>219757162She was awake, she's not anymore.
>>219757065i was hoping jet would toss antara a check for $1,000. the cost of living is so low in that shithole that she wouldn't have needed to worry about rent for a year.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvZv1S-gkiY
Oh fuck I rub my little black cock imagining the producers having sex with all the girls I got attached to fuuuuck
>>219757093HAHAHAHAHA
>>219757197wiggers can't even control a house of 10 people
>>219756889
>>219757197>100 people in a house partyLmao I'm sure no one online will report that to the police as soon as it starts.
>>21975722020 minutes trust the plan
>>219757216Ashley and Hale are beautiful
>>219757197logistically retarded. wouldnt filter good fish. part of the fun of week 1 is meeting the fish which this ruins.
>>219757124Agreed. Especially given that the winner of the challenge was decided ahead of time. Like what was the point?
>>219757213It was the best finale yet. Its about time the quirk chungus do nothing bitch got it rough>>219757223>>100 people in the houseAnd they think we will be able to underatand a single conversation when we cant even hear shit when theres 6 people on the room
>>219757220only reason why I gave the wiggers my money. fuck frank hassle
I thought Tayleigh only streamed on Thursday now. You know this cunt really has nothing going on in her life if she's still attached to a shitty Internet show she lost 2 years ago.
Do you think Blane is letting the twins play with his lego star wars collection?
The actual winner of S5The best to ever do it
>>219757178Not to mention Jimmy who is probably already in their DMs asking them to be on Sardine Tin or whatever the fuck spinoff he's planning now
>>219757237bald fishes stick together
>>219757093B A S E D
>>219757211How is getting their own orbiter cockbuddy already a good detox for them?
>>219756914The best solution would've be to let the finalists optionally pick someone to replace them for a challenge, like how TJ was allowed to use Oliver for challenges
>>219757220wdym dunyay just said frank is still coming to terrorize yall
>>219757268>lost his gf over a discord kitten freeloader>universally shat onnah
>>219757265I think she's the only one out of the final 3 who still watches fishtankTJ prefers estanque and Shinji hates the wiggers
It will be amusing to see how high Bongo's standards are after this
>>219757237They've never mentioned her once have they? They love Josie and Jimmy
>>219757184How do the twins (especially Bingo) and Tay look so much alike? Some kinda American southwest phenotype?
>>219757259Yea. But what good is beauty if you are as retarded as they are? The exploitation of the twins will be even worse post show.
>>219757261>wouldnt filter good fishthis, it will make sure people tryhard for a few days to get on S6put on a mask they can't maintain for a month
>>219757237Im sure everybody wants to get their hands on the twinsIt would be based if they refused everyone and disappeared but probably wont happen
You guys think Smaack would be team Bashir, team Drake or team Twins?
for me it's Bongo
>>219757092>[My dad's] wrath is the most horrifying thing any [person] would ever experience. The implications of a 30 year old man still being in awe of his father's anger are a little depressing.
>>219757093lmao
>James will be working for wiggers in his 40sgrim
Did the twins stay at Blane’s house?
Every season should end with a hurt Burt challenge.
Bingo Bingo Blaine just living in the same house forever, living good on disability benefits
>>21975722020 minutes
How would you feel if Jet got arrested live on Fishtank?
>Tay says final challenge should have been make as much goo as possible in set time challengeShe's right you know
>>219757197Sounds dumb, there are plenty of good fish who probably wouldn't be super entertaining in a party setting
it was a good season
watching ep3 and towards the end they make binx do a confessional, with ben giving her the line "momma, i made it". binx starts crying which initially seems retarded but then she explains how her mom passed away a month prior. damn that sucked lol
I don't think this off-season shit is the right play.They make way more money off TTS and toys than the subscriptions, surely.They just need to have a bigger list of backup fish in case people bitch out in the first week, and try to do more seasons.
>>219757063He has a few kino lines>Laura: God invented hips for a reason>Bash: And hell for another
>People excited for Bloodgames 2It wouldn't be the same without Sam as a big bad. It'd just be Redditver and Jet with his shitty characters like "Charon" that nobody liked
mints just said they have something planned for tonight (maybe)
>>219757237>15 minutes of fame ends >trues to leech of someone else's 15 minutes of fameWhat a horrible person...
>>219757126Yeah it’s very funny that in reality he is a NEET in his mom’s basement where he doesn’t clean his messes (when all the fish were cleaning he literally just watched) and probably posts on /bant/ and is a super Sam Hyde fan
this will definitely go down as one of the endings
>>219757268greatest to ever do it
>>219757319wow that would have been epic
fagmints is in the dining room rn saying something is happening tonight but he doesn't know what
You all missed Mints waddling like a toddler with wet hair right now
>>219757306how so?
>>219757319okay but then Ben's friend could have lost
>>219757324It was fine.
>>219757292Twins are at least part native american.Sarge just has swarthy features that tayleigh mostly inherited.
fatass mints just said stuff tonight, and by stuff he probably meant binx nontent>>219757307yes (can ya blane them?)
>>219757273No he's currently messaging drake and trying to see how many actual celebrities drake knows or put him in touch with so he can metastasize like a cancerous tumor
>I didn't get to watch the Twins sleep today
The most fucked up thing about the finale was the rug burn challenge. That's just nasty
>mints said there's planned content>wes was upstairs finding the gloves
>>219757204He interviewed Roger Stone on his podcast. What have any other fish done?
why does mints walk around like he just took a massive dump in his pants
>>219757268"JD GAY" is his legacy.
>guys, stay subscribed i promise we're doing some stuff immediately after the show ends.how many of you fell for it?
The final challenge should have been rape escape while covered in goo, less reliant on the two retards taking down an adult man and more about just escaping.
>>219757346i think we all know what but we'll only be able to hear it
>>219757289Bongo said she liked her and Jimmy on s2
>>219757197the audio is terrible in a house with ten people let alone 100, they would all be talking over each other anyway
>>219757156Hope she got some delta 8 at least
>>219757349he said he's up for working with them and it's not like he has any better opportunities so he'll gladly sweep the basement floor for the next 10 seasons
>>219757376I've never, ever given them money.
Blaine did what the Josiecels couldn’t, save his waifu
>>219757168yeah im totally gonna pay 600 dollars for a plane ticket to a shitty party that lasts 10 minutes
>>219757376i never paid
>>219757286you're forgetting that his "gf" was a long distance relationship
If they intended from the beginning to have two men wrestling in rainbow goo that turns to gray as they roll around in it, bravo. But I don't think they have that kind of aesthetic vision, and they were going to sell the goo to fans (why else would they label and uniquely name each and every canister) but felt like even bigger jew faggots than usual and just tossed out the wrestling thing during the last few days and tried to bias the twins out and failed.
>>219757378Shows over and everyone got paid, who gives a fuck anymore
8 o'clock, Monday night and I'm waitin'To finally talk to a girl a little cooler than meHer name is Vimp, she's a rocker with a nose ringShe wears a two way, but I'm not quite sure what that meansAnd when she walksAll the wind blows and the angels singShe doesn't notice meCause she is watchin' wrestlingCreamin' over tough guysListenin' to rap metalTurntables in her eyesIt's like a bad movieShe is lookin' through meIf you were me, then you'd beScreamin' someone shoot meAs I fail miserablyTryin' to get the girl all the bad guys want'Cause she's the girl all the bad guys want
RV STREAM WHEN
new beth lore just dropped
Jet Neptune's get groomed for free show
More ellie type content
>>219757405oof
I want vimp to have a successful streaming career just to piss off binx
>>219757367Abi got murdered and her AI generated likeness is being used by her murderer to make money selling softcore onlyfans pics.
>duanyay's extremely loud laughter could be heard anywhere in the house all the way from outsidelove this gay nigga
>>219757398>he said he's up for working with themand you believe him? good for you, I guess
if you keep wathcing this you are letting jet vampirically harvest your energy
subtle dig against jet here; what do you reckon?
>>219757376I only bought the pass 2 weeks inso I'll get to see if they keep their promise without risk
JD saying he had a body count of 35 really made laugh. He was a great fish, A teir.
>>219757410After Binx and Vimp are done getting stretched out in the basement tonight
tayleigh seething and raking in simp bucks
>>219757412>standing next to an adult with 50 cameras pointed at them is 'grooming'
>Blane carried the twins bridal carry style to their beds last night and tucked them inHe earned it desu
>>219757223>>219757251>>219757255I don't know why you guys are dooming. The S4 casting had like 200 people come down just from NYC in one of the fucking sketchiest ghetto ass neighborhoods imaginableIt went fine. It was boring as shit honesty.You overestimate the amount of schizo's there are in the world who can pay for their own travels. Most people are just boring guys.>MY HOBBY IS BIDEO GAMES AND MUSIC AND I WOULD BE GOOD ON FISHTANK BECAUSE I SPEAK MY MINDThat's 99% of the fishtank audiance
>>219757373base
The AI put crack in the Burt goo song. I can’t get it out of my head I woke up singing it
>>219757412That won't happen
>>219757429this was certainly a response to the ending
>>219757356They said they're not indianBoth Tayleigh and the Twins are army brats, so I'm guessing their lineage is some part "black Irish" and/or Welsh
something goin on with 4chan rn?
which is the better option for the twins?>they stay in the basement for an extended period of time with Jet and Benor>they go to Blane's mother's house
I think I'll rewatch all s5 recaps now. I miss the show. Also do you think they wasted 150k on Bam or gain new following?
>>219757429that would be petty as fuck considering sam intentionally built up his group to work for him.it's also making him a lot of money.
>>219757412We need to do something about these egirls grooming our wiggers, man
>>219757429definitely a if you know you know posts
>>219757429Sam's just being a pseudo intellectual
>>219757423She already streams more than Binx, has better communication with her fans, and makes posts on her socials frequently. She could easily mog Binx's 20 remaining viewers who she can't stand that all stuck around out of sunk cost fallacy.
>>219757459I love bam but he didn't add much to the show. 150k is insane.he didn't seem super invested and leaked way too much.
>>219756817I'm trying to remember each time that the wiggers and the girls they fuck try to aggressively "own" some sort of insult or comment. Stuff like Jet saying to "look it up" when an /r9k/ comment comes through TTS in S5 computer room, but kicked out Jin in S4 over his comment. Or Letty saying she doesn't care about "Nina" in BG after getting Cole kicked in S2 for saying it, her comment in fishtank site chat being "He shouldn't have been so mean."
>>219757331If they want access to credit (vital for growth/expansion/risk management) as a business they'll get much better terms if they show steady cash flow instead of irregular income events.As it stands right now they're an underwriting nightmare (for a host of reasons)
>>219757445goo makes me sad now
>>219757204How's that adl2 thing going?
the show peaked with bloodgamesit’s jovermeanwhile>be Betty>get a nose bleed from snorting xanax>dance like a bitch from hell while bleeding all over the placekino starts at 02:23:35https://kick.com/betty-fae/videos/fa80e0f7-a219-4600-8ef1-31574e131516
>>219757168>hey vance can you stick around a few extra weeks we're doing this house party thing and we need you to tard wrangle 100 fans
it's funny jet is on ozempic when his head still looks like a giant thumb with a face on it
Is Landon still there?
>>219757347To be part of their Production team you need to learn the ways of the Wigger Waddle.
>>219757331TTS and toys come from like a handful of people who think they're "In" with production and give them shit afterwards Passes is like tens of thousands of people who might "forget" to click unsubscribeCompanies love the subscription shit for a reason
I don't hate Vimp, as a matter of fact the stupid love triangle thing was fun to watch, but her song is fucking awful
These egirls keep on grooming our wiggers.
>>219757485>creditthey already have an investor
>>219757459>gain new followingwhatever following they could have got probably left after the show suddenly went from "haha drink as much energy drinks as you can" to 2 retarded girls getting choked out>>219757479once they make a big deal out of it and fuck up, they start to make a joke out of itlike production putting up an announcement with "DJ Nepstein", basically trying to downplay it
>>219757412dude
>>219757495yes
>>219757495landon loves cleanin' it up
>>219757492lmao
>>219757459lol no the show is bleeding viewers and becoming a bubble of paypigs and bootlickers
>>219757078semen retention
The Twins won't have to pretend to be okay with the ending for very long because the Fishtank brand likely won't survive Jet's off-season plans.
>>219757429>subtle dig against jet here; what do you reckon?Sam upset that season five was an overall success without him and even included a brutal ending as the Twins were crushed.Meanwhile he spent the time some kind of silly gaming stream like it's 2012
>>219757490Anyone know what Ariel's asking price is?I would tear up her insides
btw ppv is back up with all the paywalled cams
>>219757456Jet and Ben are always the worst option. The twins would be better off going to stay with Ted Bundy than Jet.
>>219757423I want vimp to get a real career, new friends and discard binky in the trash
>>219757429No Sam likes that and wishes he had done the same SamTank is 80% Robert Greene books
When does ellie appear
>>219757515There are 5000 viewers ob the site watching an empty house.
>>219757515I don't think the show is bleeding viewers, there's always new people. Season 4 sucked ass but there was plenty of people who had it as their first season.Plus we're all still here and it's not even on anymore.
>>219757518they got $25k+ they could have won more challengescope
Tsar Bomba trvke that none of you muddacunts are ready for
>>219757500I genuinely hate her, I think she's awful and strings along two autistic guys both of whom she knows are interested in her. She turned Landon down then the next day she's hugging and being close with him, and then on close up camera she's cringing when he's kissing her on the cheek and later being close with him, hugging him and holding his hand n shit.At the same time being close with Bashir and stringing him along saying how she found religion all thanks to Bashir e.t.c.Either she needs to get DP'd by Landon and Bashir for her crime of stringing both dudes along at the same time or sent back to Moldova, either is fine with me.
>>219757541There's new people but it's obviously the same core paypigs keeping it afloat
Bill Ottman is in charge of hosting season 6
>>219757541I'm only here to see if they actually do something next
Twins are getting the full $20k in a way. Since they’re getting a $26k payout they should only lose around $6k to taxes. Though keep in mind Bongo has said multiple times she thinks you don’t have to pay taxes anymore.
>>219757532im so fucking envious of jet that he gets to smell her shit when she uses the bathroom. i want to eat ellies poop so fucking bad
>>219757545Anybody who puts Laura above Bash is a jimmycord faggotAlso /ftl/ loves mr.nakedcan't gaslight me DISCORD TOURIST
The only thing that could actually save this show is getting someone like Jan to run the show or at least host. Leaving Jet in charge will never result in the show getting better. He doesn't learn from mistakes and does the minimum required effort possible, and still manages to fuck things up somehow anyways.
>>219757545Alex Stein seemed depressed this season. I felt bad for him.
>>219757545pretty good but bash and james were at least on the same level. B bash is retarded
>>219757545where is emma and midge???
>>219757486Even watching Alex B makes me sad now. Wiggers talking is like nails on a chalkboard.
>>219757565Twalmbout Civil War b? great off season storyarc
>>219757545I am tired of bliccys deadpan schtick She was fine for a season but I wouldn't put her above b tier
@Benleaks thoughts on this being the funniest Fishtank clip ever?https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1776199379220996.mp4
>>219757558If they split it up so Hale gets most of it. They'll hardly pay taxes at all since her income is zero otherwise
>>219757564>>219757567Only reason Bash gets a lower grade is because it annoyed me when conflict was about to happen early in the season and he would moralfag and stop it from happening.If Landon had listened to Bash, we wouldn't have gotten his massive humilation arc either.
>>219757564it was a missed opportunity
Did we ever figure out why Alex B was bleeding from his ass?
>>219757429>>219757519It's a a dig at jet at all. Sam considers all his wiggers independent success a product of his own and wants to use them as an example to push his life-advice male lifeguru grift. If Jet and Ben embarass themselves then he thinks it reflects on himself poorly, like he was a bad influence, and he's sort of right.
>>219757566Me too.He usually has good bits, but he seemed off his game for sure.
Get your hands off me! I'm not going back to bant!!
>>219757565>someone like Jan to run the show or at least hostnot as xavier but as a different character obviouslyhe also needs an enforcer that can intimidate the fish
>>219757566Glenn Beck cancelled his show and he's been relegated to working with an ex-tranny pornstar streamstar groyper. I would be bummed too.
bongo postedhttps://x.com/Ashleymetica/status/2044143715027988817
>>219757561This but she probably doesn’t poop when she’s with him
>>219757569who?
I don't ever want to hear the term "cum bunny" again
>>219757590His monkeys raped him after Landon and James raped them.
>>219757583fucking lol what a demented fuck
increasingly relying on previous contestants and freeloaders is a bad sign for the future of the show reminds of WWE downfall
Kinda grim and kinds fucked up
>>219757576>wigger>jimmyHe's literally not good or stable enough to be a wigger in any sense of the word
>>219757596he must really be reflecting on where he went wrong then, given that ending yesterday. so grim.
>>219757624hurt monkeys hurt people
>>219757558And James will only be $35K after taxes. They essentially payed him $15K more than the Twins to shit his pants.
>>219757558If they split the money between the two, it’s 0 dollars in taxes
>>219757565There's nothing to fix, the shows main base of paypigs will swallow anything for as long as Jet is willing to shit it out.
i miss head
>>219757586I think the real issue is their mom, a leeching chainsmoking ex army ho, those women are always very fucked up
>>219757450I think they just probably have some mexican or spanish in them considering they're from the south
>>219757628It’s just a pet name no biggie
>>219757204dats a subaru. kek
>>219757583LMAO, Drake putting them in a chokehold, Burt going crazy, everyone visibly uncomfortable with Bingo crashin out, Drake looking like he is dead inside deadpan choking them out.Kinda saved the finale for me. It is just so fucking funny.
>>219757646would you not shit yourself for 15k?
what are you guys doing now that fishtank is over?
>>219757646kek
Ashley my beloved
>>219756958I'm not going to watch S6. It's not even worth a hatewatch, and I've watched since S1 day 1. I have nothing but contempt for the production and I don't enjoy the direction they're taking the show. And the fans who remain are either the usual orbiting sycophants, the Kick newfag fandom or just psychopaths.
>>219757586>>219757648They share a bank account.
>>219756884watch: nirvanna the band the show the movie. Is a comfy silly movie
vimp's music is a bit right?like it's bad on purpose?
Would you really complain if the future of fishtank is like this season?
>>219757669I wouldn't do scat play for money, no.
>>219757631needs updating b, luca is team b now many others >>219757656all women suck bro
what did Sam think of the finale?
>>219757672flub my bishop
>>219757672im just looking at my monitor
Bingo sperging out on the final challenge elicited more emotion from me than I've ever felt watching any Hollywood filmIs this true art?
>>219757654
i shit my pants every day
>>219757672bingo said she will only talk to people more famous than her so i am creating an online persona for games/music i make and am working on those
Blindfold watermelon head golf was a great challenge.Get better blindfolds next time
>>219757694
lol@no dimes kwab
>>219757699Bam was enjoying Drake choking the twins way too much kek
>>219757694i think he would be laughing his ass off at burt. shit would have been purely demonic without his presence.
>>219757691After the effort of Famous House, everything has looked shitty in comparison, so yes. And they will just never put that effort in again.
>>219757718Landon already ruined her
>>219757707>>219757718you're beyond pathetic and severely mentally ill past repair. did you know that?
>>219757682It's not like they're married. They should split up the prize do they both lower their taxable income. Bingo should take most of it because I'm guessing bongo already makes around 30k and shed fuck them over getting into the next tax bracket for this year.
>>219757583>CHOKE THEM, CHOKE THE SHIT OUT OF THEMBased burt keeeekHOLY FUCK that's the funniest fucking thing I've ever seen KEK
i love you diary
>>219757692you would after being conditioned for 30 days
>>219757743please i simp for bingo as type not bingo specifically it's a type of person there is more than one of htem obviously anyone who has gone on fishtank is ruined>>219757744you are low iq
>>219757544They got 20k they just added 15k>>219757522Great timing
>>219757727>jet forced to stay in the basement>suddenly the show is high art>leaves the basement to take his spotlight>Burt calls him unibrow and puts him below Vance>nobody respects him
>>219757672bored as shit. Working a dead end tech job until I get fired because of AI. I need purpose in life but this surely wasn't it, but I'll miss the twins deeply.
Now that it's all over, who actually was fucked with the most this season?
>advertise as a show for guys on the registry>the guy accused of being a pedophile is kicked off personally by Mr. Jet for NOT being on a registry.
The ending was grim but it wasn't bad at all tbdesu. I unironically loved it.Twins end up with a cool 25k, even after coasting through most of the days. Enough to set them up for a while until they start streaming and get themselves out of debt.And Drake did deserve to win the finale. His storyline was great too. A normie within autists, transforming into an autist himself by the end.Shaving their heads was fucked up though ngl. Bongo was cool with it afaik. Not sure about Bingo.
>>219757744I'm going to pretend like he's kidding
>>219757686i love bad on purpose music she is just tasteless and has no soulher music is bad and soulless
Threads are slow for the day after
fuck this site the captchas are broken
>>219757756its actually funnier than you think. he actually said>CHOKE THE LIFE OUT OF THEM
knowing the wiggers competency they will forget to send a 1099 to the irs so in theory nobody will have to pay any taxes
No more normies. line? LINE?
>>219757583someone posted this on livestreamfails. it was hilarious seeing normies react to burt.
WHERE'S RV STREAM
>>219757784im notsee>>219757768
>>219757781Us
>>219757781the audience, as usual
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1776096088552035.mp4>Only normie of the season>never backed down from anything except the kiss to stay loyal to his woman>fought anyone they put infront of him even after 2 hours of crawling on the floor blind and won>stayed the hardest>won the show even against a stacked houseDrake is an undisputed one of the greats
Is 4chan buggy for you guys, the post button doesn’t go through today
>>219757781Bill Ottman
>>219757783>His storyline was great tooline?
>James only gets $35K after taxes>the Twins pretty much get their full $25K because of the loophole of Bingo being a neetHow is this fair? He wins but only gets $10K more than them? That's bullshit.
>>219757783>His storyline was great too.he had no storyline, he isnt a normie
>>219757709It could have been great, but the wiggers actually need to test things out and set up rules clearly ahead of time.
>>219757776To be clear, the schizophrenic man had the immediate and correct intuition to not respect Jet.
vimp is going to yoko ono bashir
>>219757800They're only leaving tomorrow accordin to duanyayThere'll be a party tonight and landon's boxing lesson with wes
>>219756866mints said there's stuff tonight (probably nontent since binx is there)
>>219757806That’s a pretty weak list desu
Cumbunny
>>219757686I bet $100 she wouldn’t listen to it if someone else made that “music”. Honestly it’s not even music because there’s no rhythm or beat, and I’m saying this as someone that listens to IDM and experimental stuff.
>>219757812>Drakefags still seething about the twins and I thought twin simps were bad
any restreams of the house right now?
>>219757812it's not, abolish the IRS
northernlion is doing his own fishtank
>>219757819that 160IQ has to be good for something
rv stream should be a mobile bingo and bongo fan meet and greet. these twins are fucked lmao
>>219757812They're getting about 30k because Bash also gave them 5k for the triathlon. Yeah I'm pissed.
This might be an L take but I think the wiggers missed out on a gaslight with the Twins: "There's two of them so double points" would have been an amazing rugpull, oh well
>>219757806>were the final three manheh
>>219757779whats the gig doggy
>>219757812It’s because he’s a white male and everything is white males fault
Landon awkwardly avoiding going home while Vimp gets her holes filled by wiggers in the basement
>>219757812More money than any of them will probably ever in a month ever again..it's fishtank not a real show
>>219757845There's nothing to see, it's empty
>>219756925zoomers are either gay or virgins>>219757032James wasn't pleased.
>>219757545I'm really tired of bait posts like these. But I suppose this is what the "fanbase" will devolve into.
How would you fix S6, /ftl/? For me:>Sam and Bill get Ben and Jet out of Fishtank for good>Return to an ethos of self-improvement and trial by fire, narrative storytelling without forced arcs>Kick any metaposters off the show, enforce this rule very strictly>No production temper tantrums, Sam can use his intimidating presence to quell things while also easing up on the fish whenever it gets too much>Scrap polls on the site, have all the big decisions decided by polls on Sam's Twitter, return back to greater fan feedback on creating challenges, it's better than letting Nina or Binx come up with them>Don't bring back Nina or Mints, keep Vance and the Richie dude as cameramen>Bring back Fatty, Jan (either as Xavier or a new character) and Frank, replace Alex Stein with Matan>No Cx trannies, prioritise the site over Kick>Stop flooding the house with ex-fish/freeloaders, quality over quantity, bring back guaranteed content like Jon, Burt, Alex B and not nontent like Binx or Duanyay
>>219757851>WATCH STREAMERS PLAY GAMES FROM A CRUISE SHIPHELL SHIP
>>219757868Landon will stay say they're taking it slow.
>>219757851I’m NL poster the timing on this was very funny but I think it’s fucking stupid I really don’t know who the fuck will go to this
>>219757583This guy is unreal
this is fucking gross. why hasn't anyone cleaned this up yet?
This season fucking SUCKED but at least we got JD content and he was awesomeThe greatest to ever do it
>>219757861The extra $5k is from the triathlon. They won $26k total from triathlon, Bitchtank TTS thing, and then 2nd place.
>>219757851then we made them overpay for a shitty cruise, HELLCRUISE
>>219757812He doesn't, got more than that because of being paid a day rate much like the normies on Season 3, think Mizzy, Simbal e.t.c. Mizzy got $8k from day rate and Simbal got $15k for his day rate.James was being paid to be there, he got around $15-$20k for his day rate alone plus winnings so he's looking at around $50k+ easy.
>s1 winner: filipino woman>s2 winner: transgender>s3 winner: gay black man>s5 winner: self hating white manHuh.
>>219757884Honestly if Jet is out, I think the whole thing would be self-repairing. Jet is a bad influence on Ben.
>>219757884It's dead and does not deserve saving
I hate that I'm agreeing with most of Tayleighs takes on the season
Instead of doing a slow boil hellhouse, it went from 0 to 100 really fucking quick with the goo wrestling shit.Goranian.
>Wiggers try everything to keep the Twins out of the final>Bashir failed the challenge explicitly written to get him into the final over the Twins>shit how can we make this even appear somewhat fair >Okay Drake you've gotta put both of the twins into submission at the same time>He does so in an easy but grim mannerfucking lol this season was just cursed from the beginning because they wanted their Golden Boy who missed S3 to win, it affected everything from the casting on down
>>219757851I want a Clint Stevens Cruise
>>219757884>Sam involved>No production temper tantrumsLMAO
>>219757902she loves 4chan
>>219757152It's funny how they keep saying fishtank egirls sleep with Jet. Bitch have you seen Jet? No one is fucking that thing.
>>219757899NIGGER!
Bliccy out of character talking to DuanyayShe is a good woman
dunye whispered to bliccy in the bathroom he invited frank to the house
>>219757756>>219757794Ben and others all said he was rock hard too. He was turned on as fuck
>>219757901See you next season
James Drake only had a 25lb lead on Bongo but he had a 78lb one on Bingo.
>>219757898There was no day rate for s5.
actually insane to think of like how it ended and like wow it's just a lot to process i guess like ughh !!!
>>219757902What wigger retardation will do
>>219757237Not as cringe as Dumbgay offering collabs with every fishes leaving the tank. The fuck you mean nigga what are you gonna do for real?
>>219757911Sam is nowhere near as bad as Jet here and you know it
>>219757902What that nigga say?
rigged tank lmfao
>>219757884I'd add:No functional employed fishiesonly people with bottom tier dead-end jobs maximum. no JD or Drake types as fishabsolutely no fish over 40 (wtf were they thinking with charity?)
>>219757915The woman who follow this show are deranged, the ones who go on even more so. They need to stop taking advantage of sensitive young wiggers for their sick perversions
>>219757884Normies age 18-50 with more challenges and less vibe repair, and only have it be 15 days long.
>>219757915jet still has clout from samyou'd be surprised what women would do for clout
>>219757935youre retarded, youre equating body weight to muscle, vs a women and a man mind you.
What were your favorite challenges this season? I liked Catch the Bird, Bongo vs. JD rap battle, and Hurt Burt.
>>219757884Sam has 0 interest in streaming but is completely cool with some retarded low effort lets play with Chris Lynchits become obvious that day to day operations is majority wiggers. the show dies with them. Sam has no interest in setting up preproduction or being there 24/7. fishtank without Jet doesnt exist. Sam does not give a shit creatively anymore
>>219757915Except Claire, and Abi, and EllieEllie is probably the worst because that was Jet at his absolute worst appearance wise, fat as fuck with like 3 inch long toenails
>>219757899DEI showbased
>>219757935Bongo has 50 pounds of fat. Drake is all muscle
>>219757908>>Bashir failed the challenge explicitly written to get him into the final over the Twinshe was firmly in the lead until the epic family guy question
>>219757894post-season baits are a new level of cringe
>>219757949yep, from the start.anissa, jd and bezo were plants to, in this case, literally take a bullet in case james drake was in danger of getting eliminated.i remember james drake even called ben "my boy" who knew him for 3 years after bashir got brought back.
>>219757937There was for the none fans.
>>219757966I think the only reason Sam wasn't involved was because it was in Georgia and not new englandno one outside of new england can understand the NE man's desire to not travel more then 15 minutes away from their home
Duanyay invited Frank but Frank was pissy about itSad!>>219757976NTA, but Bashir talked about watching family guy on camera before
>>219757966Sam has the majority share and could give the show to someone else after forcing Jet to agree or buying Jet's shares. He NEEDS to give it away.
>Bashir was eliminated twice as a fishHas this happened before? Weren't Jon Jimmy and Ian freeloaders their second kicks?
Get likemogged.
Sam needs a near death experience soon.
>>219757781#1 the viewers#2 bashir#3 the servers and hardwood floors
watermelon golf great idea (ftl)horrible execution (wiggers)
>>219757980Blatant irony isn't bait, anon
>>219757966This as bad as jet is at his job he is the creator of the fucking show
>>219757545Landon and Laura should be E
>>219757988Sam wasn't involved because season 4 was such a disaster he didn't want to risk having to do another on screen apology
One funny sign of Jets hatred towards the season near the end is that earlier in the season he got a TTS about shaving girls heads and said they wouldn’t since that’s a Sam thing then when they did the viral clip challenge, the twins asked him for a razor to shave their heads and he told them no as hair is important for girls and he didn’t want them to lose their feminine power.
we'll always have the goo room :)
ynr how good we had it with the playlist
>>219757968Taylor, Summer gave him roadhead
>>219758003>so how do we handle stairs?>UHHHHHHHHH
>>219757988>>219757991sam got a fat check and did nothing. hes going to do nothing until fishtank is in the red and then try to sell it off. sam is a lazy and has zero juice now
>>219757997Jon and Jimmy were brought back as freeloaders because they were lolcows that added comedic valueBashir was brought back because Vicki quit the same day he was eliminated and they knew the rest of the cast was garbage
>>219757884Utterly dogshit. Season 2 fags need to fuck off.
fucking lmao
>>219757900How is Ben not a problem? He sperged out like a retard and KO'd Landon while he was dead drunk. Complete and total snake. He was also complicit in the shitshow finale. Just admit it, there is no saving FT with neither of those two clowns on production.
>>219757830>landon>binx>dumbgayMints turn off the cams that's grim as fuck.
>>219757999I saw her shitting on them in chat, what a snake
The 40min video of Duanye giving a tour while the homeowner assesses the damage is the funniest thing to come out of this season.
Any challenges today?
>>219758011If you didn't enjoy Landon moggin the production, his catchphrases, getting beat by Ben and his long humiliation ritual, then there is no hope for you.
>>219758036Is this an L or a W, I can't even tell anymore
>>219758035You are a mindbroken faggot womp womp
Let's be honest Bam added nothing. He did not host anything. His only purpose was so jet could say "I'm working with bam margera" and also not have to deal with the roasting if he admitted him and ben were the new hosts.
>>219758030that's fair can u blane him
>>219758037People seem to give Ben a longer leash than Jet for whatever reason. Maybe because he used to be funny or has had less female cast members eat his ass, idk.
>>219757970Runner ups that where paid out are all female too
what am I supposed to do now?
Say thank you to these two for carrying the end of the season
what are today’s jobs?
>>219758067its an obvious joke retard
anyone got the job list?
>>219758052Cumbunny gangbang time.
>>219758069they weren't the new hosts the only one who was ever even arguably a host was letty
>>219758069$250k for showing up his face. seeing the senpai was fun ngl, but absolutely no worth the money. seriously that money could've been spent on consultants for the challenges and the in game economy.
>>2197580371-remove jet, ben and mints2-bring back sam and cody, keep vance3-...4-profit
>>219758069I think the wiggers thought Bam would at least try to put in some effort as a host, instead they got a 46-year-old burnout who showed up California sober every few days
>>219758087lick jet's butthole.you have to lick jet's butthole.
Imagine if they chose Emma as the main character and built the whole season around giving her some fake arc You have just imagined s2
>>219758011>Landon should be an EAre you like an egirl simper or something?
>>219757301i said this yesterday after the head was shaved thanks for confirming my suspicion
i wish bliccy met payton.
>>219758066>his long humiliation ritualFine D
>>219757949They were protecting dumbgay from getting heemed
>>219758072Ben is better at speaking and is funnier with his characters like sleazy 70s Ben and Gay Ben so people are more forgiving. He’s just as stupid as Jet and is arguably more evil.
>>219758026>>219757968You guys are actually insane if you honestly think jet had sex with any of these hoes.
>>219758037Given proper direction and Jet being forced / stuffed in the basement, Ben was VERY good in Famous House.
>tfw started saying sincerely so often cause of bashir
if you hate the twins you are an even bigger psycho than alex is
>guys stick around, big content coming after the show>they are forcing it to be after dark bullshitkill the wiggers
Can we get to the trainwreck that will be the RV already
>>219758069yeah but that's fine i think, it was funny to have him come in once every few days for an hour and fuck around
>>219758130Alex was a real one. Liked the twins, liked Landon (he knew it was all a bit and didn't want to hurt him), liked Bashir. Didn't care at all for Drake.
Toilet Taylor! Giving out soapy hand jobs back at the casino!!!
>>219757672I have volleyball tonight
All the egirls who've partied with the wiggers have said Ben is usually so drunk or pilled out he can't even fuck. He sits on the couch drooling like a zombie. Must be hard to cope with being a bald manlet with a tiny dick.
>>219757699>Drake seen as the good guy throughout the show by everyone>tucks the twins into bed every night>takes Landon under his wing>war between the two biggest guys in the house which he eventually wins>has to mercy kill his own adopted children to win it all>no applause, no outrage, no shock, just dead silenceAnybody who is saying they felt “nothing” after this finale deserve nothing but their soulless quirkchungus slop
>>219757884>Sam and Bill get Ben and Jet out of Fishtank for goodThey need new people in production. But if Sam gets back, he also needs to be leashed because I still haven't forgotten his fake ass moral crusading and him roid raging like a moody teenager.>Return to an ethos of self-improvement and trial by fire, narrative storytelling without forced arcsForced arcs are okay. Just read the room and try to play along with it while doing your gay scripts. It worked for Josie, didn't quite work for TJ, and worked for Burt because he became the biggest fish of all time. Fishtank will always be fucked up, but don't fucking pander to the psychos and at least end the show with a little sugar, it's not that hard.>Kick any metaposters off the show, enforce this rule very strictlyI can't express how much I loathe Bashir for always talking about Fishtank meta. We get it, you're a super fan with very important opinions, now fuck off.>Scrap polls on the site, have all the big decisions decided by polls on Sam's TwitterRegardless of how they poll fans, I do think they should gauge fan reactions better but not turn the show into an outright democracy.>Don't bring back Nina or Mints, keep Vance and the Richie dude as cameramenNina, Mints and Binx need to fuck off forever. They have no place in this show. Vance works better as a cameraman doing occasional bits, and that's it.>Bring back Fatty, Jan (either as Xavier or a new character) and Frank, replace Alex Stein with MatanThey overused Fatty too much in S3 to the point of him ruining a bunch of moments. Alex Stein is perfectly okay.>No Cx trannies, prioritise the site over KickBUT WE NEED E-WHORES TO KEEP EVERYONE ENGAGED!!!>Stop flooding the house with ex-fish/freeloaders, quality over quantity, bring back guaranteed content like Jon, Burt, Alex B and not nontent like Binx or DuanyayAs much as I genuinely love Burt content and think fucking with Alex B is hilarious, I don't want it to be all S3 memberberries.
>>219758139They have to clean the house first
>>219758128That’s crazy, per se.
>>219758121What was Ellie doing at the wigger lakehouse where they fuck girls, 2 months after S4?
>>219758111
>>219758054
I want to be in love with letty (we love each other)
>>219758139We're waiting for them to import the girls
You niggers are not going to like this truth:mints is better than ben
erm.....
>>219758054>dumbgay: we made goo>homeowner: whyGood question!
>>219758036i think seein briefly how people act in and out of handcam presence really kinda blackpilled me on how everyone is just clout leeching attention whores. only burt is still in character mode after everyone is over it. vimps only here to farm simps for her discord.a lot of people will be like "uh duh everyone knows that" while actively talking like shit isn't also rigged as fuck for a "gameshow" "stream".i dont even know were all on the same level anymore
Ideas for S6Me and 12 Summer tier girls off their meds locked in the houseNo challenges, no elimination, no time limit
>>219758150I feel something when I step in dogshit, it doesn't make it good
>>219758169Yeah yeah, just post your ass already, mints.
>>219758170Kek
>>219758170>you really pissed me off when you betrayed bash>so I went ahead spend hundreds sending you TTS's about your personal traumatic experience>I'm a good guy btw, and drake is a bad guy for.... reasons.
>>219757783i don't think i'll ever understand the people who thought the ending yesterday was good or well executed. I realize the twins were neither hurt nor in danger of being hurt, but it just played really, really badly as a way to round of the show.> let's engineer the fish bowl challenges so that it is tied and everything hinges on the very last challenge, but then let's have that last challenge massively favor one contestant so that there is no excitement at all.> let's negate all drake's goodwill and hard work by having his last action on the show be the choking out of two small, autistic women while they screech and cry out in pain and frustration.> let's leave the entire room silent, appalled and horrified right before the crowning of the winner and handing over of the big checks, which is supposed to be a moment of relief and joy and catharsis.> let's have the winner, after having won, just stand there ashamedly in silence because he might as well have just killed a puppy in front of everyone. > let's have the runner ups (rightfully) sulk and complain because they've been beaten and humiliated in a challenge heavily biased against them.> let's somehow make it unpleasant and unsatisfactory for basically everyone involved.i almost think that if they actively planned for it to be as bad as possible it could not have gone much worse than it did. it's almost impressive.also, jet has no charisma or sense of showmanship; that thing in the dorm of him going around thanking everyone was so lame and underwhelming. ideally he should be behind the camera 99 percent of the time, if you ask me.0/10
>>219758169Mints being so prominent due to his dogshit director role puts him below Ben. If they had someone who knew what they were doing instead who didn't just spam music way too loud half the time and do petty shit like avoid Bashir on cam for a week because he was mad about getting mogged, I'd like mints more. Ben's hand being hard to see, and Ben's biggest fuckup this season being retroactively saved because Landon did turn out to be a worthless sack of shit, still keeps him slightly above mints in my mind
Is we getting a love on the spectrum mini season
>>219758170>Learning to use TwitterGrim the amount of tards that eat this shit up
Lardboy set up some weird metronome in confessional
>>219758128is that like an uncommon word or something
What else would you add to this list?
>>219758170insane beta energy
>>219758170Glad is wasn’t 18 hahahaha
>>219757884Ben is fine and Dumbgay is content but I agree with the rest.
>>219758203If the wiggers were smart (they're not) they would get Landon and do some dating show bullshit with him
>>219758121wigger damage controlanyways ozempic jet looks like tayleigh lol
>>219758208not to bashir
>>219758170Bashtrannies and twinpedos prove themselves to all be bad people while jameschads just sit and enjoy the show
>>219758170based
>>219758198they fucked up by giving the twins immunity and decided to punish the audience and james drake for it
>>219758139its not happening. seems like having to clean up the house was unexpected and the wiggers have to deal with that first. doubt wigger will have motivation after that.
>>219758219wigger damage control has been non stop since last night
>>219758198the whole thing seemed to have just been a giant "FUCK YOU" to the audience
>>219758210>no "vibe repair" days, roll with the punches
ngl I think jet and sam actually did beat the fuck out of summer, but noone believed her because shes schizo
>>219758054>we cums a lot>you stream it? Is that legal>on fishtank it is! Its a jewish corporation>and that makes it legal?
>>219758121Abi, Claire, Ellie, and some guys gf who was working on bg2 are 100% confirmed engaging in sexual acts with that man. Typically only after nearing blackout drunk and wigger provided Xanax
>>219758182Yeah this is supposed to be a show for relatable autists and yet most of the contestants/freeloaders are as big of leeches as any third-rate Cx streamer. Cole being too real for this social clique faggotry is what makes him the GOAT.>>219758201Playing music over speakers is a good idea if they're going to commit to it. They can use it to lift the spirits of the fish, use it to torment fish, to heighten comedic effect. It could form basis of challenges too, winner gets to play songs they like. Mints however is too much of a retarded stubborn fat faggot to understand any of this so he has to go.
>>219757915
If you live in Atlanta just drive over to the house right now and say the owner sent you then look around and steal shit plus take pics for us
the ending made kiwitroons have a literal crashout. totally worth it.
>>219758210how did this get leaked?
>>219758210No more Binx type stuff.I never hated her during s3 except maybe during famous house 2. Nor did I even care about her post season. But something about her was just insufferable as a freeloader.
I don't understand why both her and Letty are so adamantly pro autistic chungus rigging since they are the two who got screwed over by that the hardest in the past. It has to be some sort of psychological shit going on there
>>219758216This would be fucking great. 8 e-whores all competing for the affections of a retard and trying to go as far as possible without blowing it while he talks to them about cleaning it up. Sit there and smile while he sings loudly in your face, how hard will you humiliate yourself for the chance to date a janitor, or a 20k cash prize if you betray him at the end. All the fucking seething about how annoying he is behind closed doors by half the cast.Would be neptunian kino, you could get it done in a week with Landon voting off one girl a day.
>>219758259Shadi found it in the S3 house during the Bitchtank after party.
>>219757783Completely delusional post.
>>219758263They just don't like James Drake
>>219758259Claire finds it in the bathroom of Bitchtank and takes a photo.The photo is sent to Shadi who leaks it.
>>219757884>have all the big decisions decided by polls on Sam's Twitterprobably not, rest sounds good though
mints was on love on the spectrum?
>>219758248kek, just saw that part
>>219758255I dont know hoe anyone that wasnt a pathetic simp wasnt laughing their ass off
>>219758229>>219758236so you are saying that they did in fact design for it to be that grim? I still want to chalk it up to pure incompetence, but I could be wrong.
I may be short but I ten feet tall!!
>>219758259Anytime anything gets leaked... The answer is always Shadi
>>219758255What are they saying?
What is Cole up to now?
Mints says they're going to do something with Burt tonight if he comes back
Can you losers go back to your little fishtank board
>>219758282Nina calling the Cole of S5 her "self-insert" was pretty funny
Still absolutely kekking that when Alex B v Burt’s Shitwar started last night that Alex started fucking Headposting >I GOT OPEN WOUNDS MANE, I GOT CUTS ALL OVER MY ARMS AND SHIT
>>219758301They knew it would be grim. That's why they gave a pity 20k to the twins.
>>219758261>I never hated her during s3 except maybe during famous house 2.Dude, that was basically one of the best moments of S3, Binx going completely rogue and ignoring wigger cues because she hated Simbal that fucking much. So she longhouse'd everything just to make sure that the Indian got what he deserved. Sam fuming at the fact that he had no control over that situation was an amazingly underrated FT moment.
>>219758249That girl jon had on his stream said she was going to wigger parties at the s3 house a few times and every time they flew in developmentally delayed autistic girls that just stared at the floor until jet or nem would take one into a room to fuck. Waking up at 5pm everyday foaming green at the mouth with thrown up buzzballz. Jen and Bet were wilding between s3 failure and s4's failure
>>219758248Dumbgay also was thankfully bitching our Laura for being cringe and called Sam a “big Jewish guy”
>>219758255Anything that pisses off kiwiniggers ab and chudgang is good
>>219758294KEK, was that the guy obsessed with swords? I only saw clips of it
>>219758301it's possible that goo wrestling was always going to be the plan for the finale but they had multiple off ramps and three (i think) days to think of something that wouldn't be as weird
>>219758282Tayleigh and Letty don't like James, but what does Josie think about James Drake? What does TJ think about James Drake?Season 3 winner Burt loves James Drake so what do Season 1 and 2 think of our boy? >>219758054Just watched it and it's great how chill he is while being amazed how all the shit that happened and how there's shit and blood everywhere. The White guy who was following him was a bitch though.
>people already history revisioning this as a good seasonwiggers domesticated you all into the biggest goy cattleNow youll watch them get rimmed by female contestants
>My understanding of the Sprinter is that we're not going to stay in it, it's just a cool way to get us from Point A to Point B
>>219758263>pro autistic chungus riggingsam's vision of fishtank has been for it to be a bootcamp for loner autist types. letty and tayleigh simply want fishtank to stay true to that vision
>>219758325They should have made some more drama with it. Take Drake into the closet and say if he takes a fall he’d get $25k - don’t let him answer and just run the fight and see what choice he makes in real time. Tiny thing but would have made a big difference to the psychology and the tension.
>>219758302i was expecting to dislike suzie because i hate kickslop but she was quite charming
>>219758285shadi read it on stream claire leaked the photo on bant
>>219758324Whats funny is I was playing Counterstrike with a friend, and inbetween games I shared my screen with it and he knows a little about fishtank, but not a lot. And when Alex B said that I said "HE'S HEADPOSTING" in the discord call, and my friend laughed but had no idea what I meant, so I explained it.
I just hit 200 followers on Twitter thus generating more clout than the majority of youWhen do the e-girls arrive to start sucking me off?
>>219758328That's upsetting to read, people need to ban their autistic children from the internet They'll end up on /ftl/ or having sex with jet and it's not good
I cried when Ben cried
I’ve come around on the ending, it was hard to watch live but in hindsight it was hilarious seeing the wholesome chungus characters get choked out.
waiting for the article to drop
>>219758366it's because all of the other kickslop this season was quite literally the lowest the show has ever gotten
>>219757949If I was bashir I would've eliminated drake even after agreeing to eliminate anissa
>>219758378i would die for this man
>>219758198the final challenge was drake vs his inner self, not drake vs twins. choking two bald 90lb autistic girls is fucked up in every way possible and drake still went along with it. he really did deserve the 50k. twins lost way too many challenges they should've won and im a twinsfag btw
>>219758248low key kino post credits content
>>219758372>200lmao dude I had like 700 on Twitter and never got any pussy. Pre-Elon too. Good luck nigga.
>>219758345TJ said 1 thing about this entire season and it was about how he liked Bashir and wanted to talk to him.
>>219758342Literally 4 or so threads back someone suggested asking ChatGPT so I tried it and it gave me 6 suggestions instantly that all sounded good. Their incompetence knows no bounds. They’re not even good at being lazy.
>>219758378he wasn't actually crying, he was being sarcastic.
>>219758345>What does TJ thinkOnly thing he said about S5 was that Bashir would be interesting to talk to thats it.
>>219758363you put more thought into this than the wiggers ever didthey just wanted to save face so people could say"yea well at least they won 20k!"
>>219758198It was by FAR the worst ending. All of the other endings felt like something meaningful and the ending of a storyline. S1 was one last gaslight, followed by a sweet moment of the cast coming together. S2 was TJ going through absolute hell and chaos and somehow coming out on top. Even S3 was very cinematic and one last crazy twist after the season fell off the rails.S5 felt like Jet was totally checked out and just wanted to get things over with as soon as possible. Even during the last moments of the season the S3 freeloaders were overshadowing the finalists who seemed like side characters in their own season. The whole thing had a sense of "going through the motions", without anyone really caring or wanting to be there.
>>219757949The black freeloaders were specifically told to help Drake because he had the entire house against him before them.Why are we memory-holing production literally saying this and trying to pretend this is a "gotcha" or "rigging"?
>>219758401>>219758372how do you even get followers?
>>219758322Nina has a fetish of making never goon volcels bust a nut. She tried to corner bashir and make him watch her demonstrate her pussy eating technique
>>219758399He didn’t choke them
>>219758392it was egregious and i'm deeply worried about the route that this show is going down
>>219758358I can promise you one thing, the fandom will only get worse and worse from this point on. And there is nothing anyone can do about it because wiggers want the Kick audience. So expect a lot of astroturfing from newfag useful idiots and wigger discord infiltrators.
S6 won't be in this house according to Mints
holy shit... https://x.com/no_salv/status/2044162540112863344
>>219758418>because he had the entire house against himThey really didn't understand their own show, huh?
>>219758417The wiggers have deluded themselves into thinking that their audience watches Fishtank for the retard torture. It's insane how out of touch they are.
why is the captcha like that...
None of the S5 fish are that interesting and will go the way of S3 and S4 cast. The twins will end up on Sardine tin and you know ftl ain't watching that shit.
Beth is liveHer mom has some knockers
>>219758417yeah also having many freeloaders and fish call jet out for the bullshit is lol
Normies are legit too OP on Fishtank when facing against retardsAnd coddled retards are also bad.I think Bashir and Landon are the perfect type of "fishtank" contestants I want to seeSame with Daniel and Cole types. TJ is astro-turfed and bad and Jimmy/Jon/Freddie types are honestly too much for the wiggers to handle. I really just want to see autistics and retards get bullied and fumble with foids.That's my favorite type of content.
>>219758417>S3 freeloaders were overshadowing the finalists who seemed like side characters in their own seasonthe side plot of Burt getting his 50k after shit mogging Alex B was way more satisfying than James Drake choking 2 autistic girls
>>219758425strung out Abi pov
>>219758406it's gotta be misdirected anger and spite. having the twins in the finale was a massive mistake and they know it and decided to take it out on everybody but themselves also it's taking me forever to get captchas is that just a me thing or is something going on
dude they're still on DAY FIVE of season 3, this shit is not even INTERESTINGthey just love wasting the audience's time
Captcha has been fucked all day
>>219758423Well I was kind of in a niche circle. I would just say find something like that and follow bigger accounts, get some mutuals that might know bigger accounts and like their shit a lot. Basically it's a combination of screaming into the void until the algorithm picks you up and being a kiss ass. Not really worth it unless there's a particular thing you follow on Twitter. Eventually you'll figure out it's just Indians who repost shit and it's the same shit every other month.
>>219758436LETS SUE THE WIGGERS LFG
>>219758447>thinking that their audience watches Fishtank for the retard torture.Sorry what the fuck are you watching it for? 3/10 mid- e-girl simps? or to project yourself onto the gay chad? Or are you a wholesome chungus give money to the coddeled nontent who sleep for 18 hours a day?
>>219758436no cap 2 minutes in and he has already made his point perfectlyvery nice
my /ftl/ day rate is $0 so i wont be paying any taxes to post here
>>2197584574chanGPT, what would be the most kino combination of normies vs weirdos for the next All Star event?
>>219758345>Tayleigh and Letty don't like James, but what does Josie think about James Drake?Tayleigh said she liked the final 4 but favored the twins the most. Her real beef has always been with production even all the way back on Season 2.
>mints gained weight on ozempicfucking lol
>>219758452Ithought Beth had no money that's why she was squatting in a trailer? How fucking big is is her car the fuck? Or is it on finance? I tend to forget most people in the States have their car on finance.
>The epic post show content is just mints yapping in confessional
>mints wasn't invited to hang out with the rest of production and the cast
>>219758468im really liking Emma so farim thinking final 3
>>219758417>TJ going through absolute hellyou fucking nigger
>>219758486lmao
>>219758457bashir should be the standard mental prowess level for fishtank contestants with landon being the lower end and freddy being the higher end
the final challenge being rock paper scissors would've been hilarious
The finale was shit but if you didn't laugh at the twins wrestling drake, getting choked out while burt screams for drake to choke the life out of them, everyone visibly uncomfortable, drake's blank face and Bam clearly enjoying himself, then i dont know what to say
>>219758468>dude they're still on DAY FIVE of season 3, this shit is not even INTERESTINGyou can thank AB for this editing choice>ITS A REALITY SHOW FOR REALSIES! I ALWAYS WANTED TO EDIT ONE OF THOSE!and then it's filmed like an amateur home movieall of this COMPLETELY ignores the point of famous house and bores people to deaththe gaslight was what made it so good.
Show was rigged and I was able to predict the last week because it was so obvious how they were trying to steer it
>>219758436Guy who takes fishtank too seriously.Also most of the challenges were rigged for the twins just to make it tie in the end. Its retarded to think otherwise. Jamed was up by 6
>>219758417>Even during the last moments of the season the S3 freeloaders were overshadowing the finalists who seemed like side characters in their own season.Burt is unironically too powerful and he will overshadow everything and everyone else. It's like a cheat code. So it's kind of unfair to say that Burt was more interesting than everything else going on in S5 because that will always happen if he's around. But it's fucking embarrassing that the wiggers had to resort to Burt and Alex to make their show interesting.
Beth is actually prettier in the face than the other girls on the show, shame about the tattoos
>>219757783James had a rigged storyline. No frank and a ton of fake poop chucking. You can tell after rewatching recaps that everyone was told to leave him alone
>>219758301>so you are saying that they did in fact design for it to be that grim? I still want to chalk it up to pure incompetence, but I could be wrong.Jet and Ben spent the entire finale gauntlet shitting on the twins poisoning the audience towards them by saying they weren't trying and were just halfassing everything. They 100% wanted it to be grim for clip farming purposes.
>>219758504i HATE that i can fucking smell this image. she mut have terrible morning breath
>>219758399i think that drake psychology thing is cope.also, i'm not arguing that the twins should have won it. I'm just saying from the broader point of view of the show as a product or whatever that ending was a horrible way to wrap it up. i just cringed watching it.I think that even a show like fishtank should at least end on a somewhat happy note. But any happiness or relief or joy during the credit sequence in the dorm was massively polluted by the elephant in the room of what had just happened prior.
>paying $20 to talk to mints
>>219758263>pro autistic chungus riggingYeah that shit died last night with the twins getting choked out until they turned purple lol. The wholesome autist chungus Josie archetype is never getting this far in the show ever again. You can tell Letty was pissed because she kept saying the ending wasn't her idea, even though she was flown in to help write the ending.
>>219758452so Beth just wants to be a trashy mobile home living hoe and she comes from nice respectable people.i knew her teeth were way to nice to be raised as poor trailer trasher
My name is anon and I love to make goo
>>219758418the room war candy challenge was already rigged in drakes favor so lmao keep defending the gay scripted cx adjacent piss poop parasite showlets have the one season where frank doesn't come so the normie definitely stays. lets not forget how much james lost his shit when bashir came back and jet had to console him and make sure he doesn't leave
>>219758452step aside jacob's mom
>>219758436
>mints in confessionalthat dude is even more retarded than i originally thought >>219758516>ben's friendkeep posting that bullshit eventually some anon will believe you
>>219758521she looks like a grandmother. shes fucking ugly.
I think the biggest thing is the twins were never really fucked with or tested. I know people will blame them for that but production just made them play dress up and other fish didn't want to fuck with them because they were popular and saw them as the little sisters of the house. Bongo said she never wanted to be in that position and Bingo said she didn't like being babied all the time. They never had a freeloader that went after them or a solo challenge other than almost failing the candy elimination. But even after that they adapted by not drinking. Then they get thrown into the finale and get choked out in goo wrestling.
>>219758479You probably have a miniscule soul if you think retard torture is all there is to Fishtank and not even worth arguing with.
>>219758436Overthinking retard. The point of the multi-challenge finale is just to entertain over a period of time and build up tension by "rigging" for one side or the other as needed. It's not new, that was both the 3 day cell and the Swamp Olympics. Anything less involved than wrestling would've been even more deflating for the end. Stupid. Stupid. Stupid.
This was my favorite ending, and the imense seethe from the previously smug twinspedos is making it all the sweeter>>219758516>Show was riggedFirst time watching fishtank?
>>219758436If they didn't rig most of the micro challenges james would have won by like 20 points who cares
why did they abandon the clip on mics in the confessional on like day 1 kek
>The Siege of Fort Draketop tier moment of the entire series that will get blackholed by drakeseethers lol
>>219757783james drake didnt become autistic at all. he got a haircut and shit and pissed himself thats the most normie thing you can do.
>>219758553no one ever saw them as a threat
>>219758541Frank the guy who had a 5'6 untrained indian manlet mog him so much he had to run to the basement and get jet to tell them to stop fucking with him cause it's "middle grade pranks"?And who seethed at the jeet because he destroyed his favorite weatermelon t-shirt?That Frank?Yeah, Frank would totally mog 5'11 /fit/ trained Drake, dude.
>>219758431the fact there are people on this board that are glad James won is grim
>>219758553they crushed the triathlon
>>219758563>>219758556hello wiggers
>>219758492>In Season 2 Brian's voice; "That's fair".>>219758521She's is attractive that's what's so fucked up, her history and the tattoos, ruined herself.
>>219758530they're just shooting themselves in the foot at that point, though. that ending tainted the entire journey that had led up to it. it brought everything down. talk about cutting off your nose to spite your face
>>219758554sure thing bud, bet you were getting off with all the letty torture from s1, but here you are crying about the wholesome twins that didn't get shit until the finale.
>>219758452The saggers, the giant cross, the e-prostitute daughter. It has it all
What’s the over/under on the real decisions behind this season being simply that the Wiggers were intentionally killing the Tank and that’s why they drove it the way they did right up until the finale?
>It was constantly annoying when Bashir would talk to me upstairslmao
>>219758569authentic > inauthentic simple as
>>219758553No one messed with them because they act like babies. JD brushed Bingos head and she started crying over it.
>>219758570he won and he is making (YOU) seethe. he is /ftl/ royalty now.
>sfx sucksMints is kinda cool
Being bens buddy has it's perks, he can now put on his resume that he won the nazi poop torture show
Is 4chan fucked up for anyone else? Captcha is taking forever
>>219758530They were half-assing, though, objectively they weren't putting much effort into anything and just taking it as playing around instead of competing seriously.
>>219758263The whole idea of the show is giving the retards somewhere to shine. If you're just going to humiliate them at the end, why apply for the show?
>>219758452no lies detected
>>219757884>>Return to an ethos of self-improvement and trial by fire, narrative storytelling without forced arcsYou mean blatant rigging for productions favourite for the sake of a forced "narrative"? That shit was always moralfaggy posturing to try to counterbalance how clearly sadistic/satanic it is, like Sam pretending to be christian. Fishtank has always been a satanic show that makes everyone involved lives worse>>Kick any metaposters off the show, enforce this rule very strictlyJust don't cast fans and don't allow any tts referencing past seasons and it won't happen
>>219758577Of course I am glad he won, much better than the nontent twins and the pretentious whiny muslim. My first pick was Landon but I can admit he humiliated himself so Drake was a good second pick. I am not a S2 tranny so I do not give a fuck about "arcs" and I hate metafagging. Cope and seethe bucko.
>>219758519>But it's fucking embarrassing that the wiggers had to resort to Burt and Alex to make their show interesting.Exacly, and just shows how lazy their approach was by the end of the season. They always start out ambitious with "no returning faces" but as soon as a few of their ideas fail they just bring back the fan favorites to play the hits.
>>219758625yeah
>>219758618>/ftl/ royalty now...
>>219758630>ITS MY FUCKING SHOW >STOP HAVING FUN>GET CHOKED OUT AND CRY
>>219758625Yeah it’s broken, the site kept freezing yesterday too
>>219758608
>>219758624Can somebody make an edit of this with binx?
>>219758577i wanted him to win until the racism challenge. felt a huge pit in my stomach knowing this loser would rather manhandle and choke out two autistic retarded girls than say meanie words.
>>219758639I don’t get people who care about the religion or race of the contestants. I just want to be entertained. A gay nigger pedophile was either the most or second most interesting contestant s3. Who cares these are not your friends it’s a show
>the last challenge was always going to be goo wrestling with a gymbro who has MMA traininghmm
Such a minor thing but I legit seethed at Jet killing Antara mid conversation in the finale, weird joke that fell completely flat for me. Very small penis shit.>>219758625Yeah it’s most of us if not everyone. Site went down fully for like two hours earlier on and captcha has took a shit since.
>>219758584>they crushed the triathlonTheir competition was:>an ogress who would literally die if she ate too much>an autistic guy who only eats cheesy bread>a vegan hag who already completely failed the challenge in her own season
>>219758621SFX can be funny, but most of the time it's just noisy spam
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>>219758660Get owned chud
It was stupid to have cast Drake at all. Was not an interesting contestant
>>219758660He didn’t choke them
If you use terms Content ArcSelf insert or go on about rigging just go to reddit you dont even get fishtank
>>219758658kek this clip never fails to make me laugh
>>219758345Josie doesn't talk about fishtank anymore
>>219758681He tries to imitate Sam while not knowing how it works. It’s just a cargo cult repeating the motions
I'd rather have kick zoomers than drakeseethers tbqh. BYE! BYE BYE>>219758390jet said it wont be out for a month or two
>>219758643those two dominated the tts queue and made a crapload of money for the wiggers. the ROI is just crazy and they literally hate most of the audience anyway so it's a win win>wahh wahh i won't watch anymorecool i guess?
>>219758684nun on the streets, fun in the sheets
In these S3 episodes "computer" starts talking before the audience even knows what it is, it makes no fucking sense and AB is retarded and incompetent, also this is mostly nontent why is it going so slow
>>219758604Anon, stop being a fucking retard for a second and be rational. The point of Fishtank was never to be a retard torture chamber and if you don't know this then there is absolutely nothing to be discussed. And certainly not to end the show by detonating a vibenuke. S3 had a fucked up ending too but at least was cinematic, Doomers Gotta Doom is still playing in my head. Fishtank was always about fucked up moments balanced with wholesome chungus bullshit and weird vibes and shock humor. It was never about just torturing people. It's bizarre that you think this is what the show is about.
Blane is this real?
>>219758689Remember this post when you're getting beaten by browns in a nursing home.
>>219758618Jimmycord post
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>>219758691I liked him in concept, in practice he was horrendously boring and the fact he basically never got pressed in the house made him actively unlikable. It's mildly funny that after crying all season about how he'd never hurt a girl he was the most overtly physical with chicks in the house, but that just makes him more of a cocksucker. I hope the mentally ill twins simps ruin his life over it.
Last thing you see before listening to a 20 minutes story that the meaning is "be nice to someone and that person will be nice to you"
>>219758684Her Mom is still attractive as well if she grew her her hair and wore a bra that supported her massive tits, took off the Mr T jewellery and sucked my cock.
watching e6 an forgot how fucking funny this was watching live
>>219758718That’s the good stuff nigga
i probably wouldn't say nigga or nigger if i went on the show. my parents would be really disappointed if they saw
>>219758705I think that’s precisely what it is. Sam would do it whilst trying not to laugh and coughing his lungs up, would make a better joke about it with Antara then immediately move on. It’s the fucking way Jet does it then smugfaces and looks around the room for approval like he’s just done the funniest shit on earth. Intolerable shit.
>>219758604Letty didn’t even have it bad
>>219758215>Dumbgay is contentI will never understand why people defend Dumbgay. He isn't interesting or even funny. Just a loud yapper and a sassy gay nigger.
>>219758718I knew someone would do shit like this kek why'd he bring his mom on
>>219758716aren't you glad the wiggers burned their bridge with steinful by not paying him?now they are stuck with AB who puts out boring episodes nobody will want to watch
>>219758712>It made Jet money so you can't criticize itGet his cock out your mouth
>>219758718reminder that whoever did this told him it was going to happen if his mom ever appeared on screen but blane ignored the threat
>>219758730wow riveting content, top 5 fish OAT
>>219758746>Just a loud yapper and a sassy gay nigger.That’s content, it’s made even funnier by him being borderline retarded. He rides a fine line between funny and annoying but I mostly find him funny.
>>219758746Sassy niggers are funny
People are paying to talk to mints. Mints.If that doesn't clue you in on the fact that nothing will ever change or need to change and paypigs will keep this show afloat until Jet dies I don't know what to tell you.
>>219758639S1 unironically had an arc. Same with S3. So I'm not sure what kind of show you think you're watching. Utterly insane that there are unironic Drake apologists posting right now.
>mints literally running away whenever a frank question pops up
Can't wait for the James Drake and Angie collab.
>>219758734they're on episode 6 and only that far? how many episodes are there gonna be?
>>219758746Dumbgay understands reality TV and goes in trying to create and escalate conflicts in the house.
>>219758563The Twins objectively won sweat, rugburn and spit take but those pints were given to James. Zero challenges that James won were given to the Twins. If we're just going by points instead of the final challenge then the Twins won.
>>219758746He’s awful to watch but he is an active antagonist and can rile people up in a way that is less repugnant for the viewer than Laura did. Also occasionally you get some funny gayisms.
James Drake starring in False Hawks 2>>219758779>Zero challenges that James won were given to the TwinsYou can just say you didnt watch you don't have to lie
>>219758779Nobody got any points from spit take.
>>219758717>be rationalfirst of all, shut the fuck up you dumb ass reddit tier nerd. > The point of Fishtank was never to be a retard torture chamberwatch jet's stream from a long while ago describing his vision. hell, just watch s1. The fuck you think cell 2 was?>detonating a vibenuke. muhhh vibenuke. seriously shut the fuck up you tourist. having the freeloaders, plus jon, plus frank, plus the guests of that night, spitting and throwing shit at letty wasn't a fucking vibenuke to you? i'm not even gonna go through the rest of your spergout. if you didn't feel bad then but feel bad now you are not a functioning human, you don't have real emotions, your morality is selective and that makes you a literal npc. you half-assed moral fags are the worst part of the fandom.
James was objectively winning the tag challenge then in the last 30 seconds Jet said "doesnt have to be a tag it can be a graffiti" because the twins were just drawing, not tagging, and twins still won thatJames looked closer to his former self because the twins forgot to add eyebrows back but they still won thatThere was rigging all over the place
>>219758681Her accent is annoying but it was cringe he treated her like that. Jet and Ben are lolcows.
>>219758779AND blaccent if we are being real, twins sounded like authentic drunk slurring negros, james drake sounded like vanilla ice
>>219758718off-season is off to a good start
>>219758679Yeah, I don't see how people think that's an argument. Bashir still would have had 0% chance at winning against him.
>>219758730the best moment in the show as when Bashir was in the middle of one of his little rants and TTS came on just saying:"No one cares, no one cares, no one cares"and even Bashir couldn't help but laugh
>>219758799You're either a troll or just a completely deluded revisionist. Either way, fuck off.
>>219758769>drake apologistsno faggot, what's insane is that you are still seething about drake almost a day after the show is over.
>>219757168Literally just a honeypot for the wigger sexual network
>>219758769They’re unironic self inserters with fucking Hapsburgs and Norwoods that see him and think >HES JUST LIKE ME FR IM SO GLAD HE OWNED THOSE AUTISTS LIKE US CHADS SHOULD BE DOING when they’re posting in fucking /ftl/ as though Drake would ever give a fuck. Same shit happened with Luke and Brian. I will forever remind any genuine Drakechads that they share company with Jimmy. That should tell you all you need to know about them.
>>219758759lrn2read. it means that it doesn't matter how much you kick and scream, jet only cares about the fat paypigs, not even the $10 season pass ones.
>>219758808The only way Bashir broke his hold was by kicking, which they banned the twins from doing.So yea, he would have been fucked.
>>219758681antara was an unbearable third world know it all that talked more than basher but in a more uninteresting and non response way. she was no better than a fucking chat bot from
Why are you fags still debating the ending, it happened and everyone got paid. Get over it.
can someone tell me why the homeowner's instagram has a picture of binx and vimp in bed?
any s5 cast started streaming yet? i heard blane was going to or something
Rewatching the early recaps Bezo was such a faggot immediately lol
RV STREAM NOW
>>219758829kek cry more you fag. don't bring up morality if you can't even do a moral equivalence without sperging out.
>>219758851Why are you debating the debate? It's happening and people are posting. Get over it.
>>219758852BLACKED
>>219758831>Totally not a Diddy party guys One of many reasons I can never in good conscience give the wiggers a cent.
Are the wiggers really retarded though. Even if they wanted Drake to win, couldn’t they have picked something more plausible. They made the challenge wrestling for a guy who has done take downs and chokeholds the whole season kek
>>219758798Well the Twins still clearly won spit take and got no point for it. That never happened to James. Even if you don't take any of the points off James that he unjustly got instead of the Twins, and just instead gave a point to each of them in that instance, it would still put the Twins 3 points ahead.
>>219758862he was an obvious dud, but the wiggers insisted >"YO LE EPIC ONLINE TROLL BRO, WE ARE GOING TO MAKE THEM PLAY MINECRAFT ON XBOX AND HE GRIEFS THEM!"he was there for 1 fucking bit in a shitty gimmick room
>>219758852i don't know sorry
>>219758872I didn't bring up morals once. You've been arguing with yourself the whole time, tiresome little fag that you are.
Steinful says the wiggers paid thousands of dollars to "own" the fishtank subreddithttps://x.com/stainfool/status/2044177699028005338
Why don’t they turn on the basement cam? What’s the point of having the cams on in an empty house when they’re all partying and doing drugs in the basement?
Bashir is already posting on twitter replying to week old posts about himIt's over, he went home
>>219757168this is just the prison bit but with alcohol
>>219758896I fully believe!
>>219758170vimp has such a manface it's insane
>>219758387I'm sure from the wiggers perspective it was the best outcome they could have hoped for, i mean they chose to run that challenge they knew james would win and knew the twins would have a major crash out. All to stir up the most discourse, if it was a standard finale challenge i doubt there'd even still be a thread. After everything's said and done, James got his 50k and can fade into obscurity, Twins got their 25k and have an entire army of simps waiting for their Patreon to drop or streams to start so they can pour their wallet onto themAll's good in the world
>>219758329>Dumbgay also was thankfully bitching our Laura for being cringelol. she was a hundred times better than him
>>219758896A few thousand is all it takes to buy out a reddit?
>>219758908why would he stay for the wigger drug party
>>219758835>>HES JUST LIKE ME FR IM SO GLAD HE OWNED THOSE AUTISTS LIKE US CHADS SHOULD BE DOINGnice projection faggot.
>>219758906Some people went out to shop and eat (Landon, Vimp, Binx confirmed), others are just hanging outside (Duanyay, Bliccy)
It's very telling that all the people defending the finale only like that it made people mad
>>219758896Must be why they love to suck off James Drake so much over there.I think it was speculated that Bezo getting casted on the show was a way for them to get a hold of the fishtank discord he ran, or he was going to hand it over for as part of him getting casted.
>>219758170>everyone is happy>retards online still arguingkek
>>219758896Thats such a waste of money
Do you think Ben and Jet are best friends? Ben has been the right hand man for 4 (3 and 1/3) seasons.
>>219758916insanely hot ye
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James needs to hurry up and find wealthy jewish men in hollywood to get his ass railed by them. Otherwise he's gonna lose everything. He proved us all he's capable of becoming hollywood monster with 0 morals, 0 ideals, 0 principals.
>>219758329As cringe and overplayed as Laura became, she unironically had better moments than Dumbgay ever had as a freeloader. So he can keep crying forever.
Season so bad they didn’t even make a collage
>>219758929not true some people liked it because they enjoy seeing girls suffering
>>219758917>and can fade into obscurityJames is an actor...
>>219758940Is it? Just a few thousand to control discourse in a significant section of your fanbase?
>>219757093 He was /ourguy/ after all
>>219758945burt???
>>219757685Great movie
