>Linkshttps://fishtank.rip/https://www.fishtank.livehttps://kick.com/fishtankhttps://fishtank.observer/https://classic.fishtank.livehttps://x.com/fishtankislivehttps://www.instagram.com/fishtank.live/https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislivehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fishtank_(web_series)https://fishtanklive.fandom.com/wiki/Fishtanklive_Wikiprevious: >>>>219781015
Wow, Ben's friend ended up winning the show! Who could have seen that coming!
When Jet brought letty back as this supposed fishtank genius and had her tell laura to not fuck with Bashir anymore and Laura looked at her like that was the most retarded shit she ever heard and just chose James Drake as partner to further antagonize them.That was fun, no wonder letty hates her
>peaky blinders moviethat show went to shit with the nazi arc.
is his eye going to be okay?
>>219783680mmm, no. no.. i don't think that's right.
>>219783714okay nigga here's your (You) damn
people out there actually want to fuck thissomeone in the basement might have fucked thisits wild
nigga said binx is celibateyou STUPID!
post winners
>>219783688>news-- wigger rape spree in the basement, twins caught in crossfire, gaejok in cuck corner-- landon is currently hanging from the chimney after being turned down by vimp officially -- dumbgay is being a gay nigger in confessional
>>219783724yeh, he had it checked out, said it was fine.
>>219783729Yes, it is...
Why are you people still here nothing is happening
BINX IS CELIBATE AND PURE
i truly dont understand how people simp for these hoes knowing that they're wigger fuckers.
>>219783678>>219783743>celibateJust like she's straight edge, huh?
bliccy didn't even say goodbye to us
>>219783743>whole week since binx has been fucked>stringing landon alongleave him along you acrid hag
>>219783765Yes, she didn't actually take a sip.
>>219783764we're wiggers too retard
sam didnt really feel needed in s4, but he surely was in s5. missed the only season with some testosterone
>>219783746base
>>219783743It's the truth.
>>219783759we cant leave until everybody goes home on saturday
technically this is still part of the season so threads should stay up as long as the cams are running
>>219783779i didn't miss him at all
Season 6: Furry Tank
>>219783787everyone goes home on saturday?
>>219783736>someoneIt was Letty.
Binx is cool but she makes my head hurt
>>219783779Friendtank could have easily been kino. The contestants vs what production can throw at them. Instead we got jet and ben hungover and tired just telling them to break it up.
>>219783788Jet said "Stay subscribed to the season pass, crazy post season content is coming."
>>219783803letty said everybody is there until saturday
>>219783771proof?
Wiretank produced by Bashir featuring Josie, twins, Tayleigh and Aryeh need it or keep it?
>>219783808Who even believes that at this point?
>>219783814i thought landon and twins were staying indefinitely?
>>219783806>Instead we got jet and ben hungover and tired just telling them to break it up.You now remember Jet telling them to dismantle the barricades and release the hostage.Or when Head stole from the market and instead of doing some court bullshit with Tele-xavier, Jet just told him "JUST FUCKING PAY IT"
bant
>>219783808They're incredibly lazy, they're going to shut off the cams after saturday.
>>219783804based sapphic nympho
>>219783821>Josie, Tayleigh and Aryehburn it
How many bongs until Ben’s golf stream with William Ottman?
Pretty morose to consider that we will never have something as innovative as this again, solely because Jet discovered he doesn't need to put any effort into his show for his paypigs to keep him afloat.
>>219783816i believe that particular bottle is 81 proof
>>219783497they had guns in the basement because they were getting death threats. Imagine being scared of death threats. I get them all the time.>>219783668mods are gay I kept getting banned for posting pretty girls when the show was live
>>219783866>Ha haaaaaaa haaa!
>>219783863Jet fucking HATED S3, because he had to stay in the basement. And finally when he finally left after the reveal NOBODY RESPECTED HIM.Burt put him below Vance on his "FUCK YOU" list.Signifying that he thought Unibrow had less of a role in production than Vance, a cameraman.
>>219783852post more Letty up skirts
>>219783860Probably like 6 or 7
finally Jet and Ben can take the spotlight and build their own fanbase when people see their humor and charisma on these irl streams they might get bigger than Sam
>>219783863But Jet said last night that he would do another famous house?
why hasn't anon posted lauras nudes yet?
whys it so hard to find bliccys attic accident from s2
>>219783890He got mogged and crashed out when that girl pour water on him too couldn't even flip a table
>>219783826Jet said Laura and the twins can stay. I don't remember hearing about Landon. Letty said her, binx, vimp and dumbgay are there until Saturday.
>>219783907because there are none. it's a troll
>>219783894This but unironically. Sam is too old to get a big fanbase now
>>219783907nobody wants to see thatit's like Rachel nudes
>>219783905He is going to do a "famous house" that is an entirely different concept than S3. Stuffing minor kick streamers in a house to "get famous" is not even close to a similar thing.
>>219783908All the original fans left
seriously klaus. start baking. you know you want to.
>>219783917well he had her snapchat. she hasn't given that out
>>219783894>Jet and Ben>CharismaI can't even believe you created this sentence.
>>219783938I don't think I baked at all this season
>>219783942wasn't actually hers
IT'S THE BEN AND JET SHOW!!!!!!!!!
>>219783949you know what i mean, don't be dense. be the hero you are meant to be.
>>219783952never
>>219783891Please don't She's a case of a repulsive personality ruining any and all appeal of a woman.
Bongo in clown makeup.
>>219783952BOOOOORINGI'd only watch that if they go fully mask off and show their true degenerate ip2 colors. I want to watch them sniff lines and huff nitrous with groupies or Ellie's 18 year old HS friends.
>>219783946he was being sarcastic
>>219783988you cant do sarcasm over text it just doesnt work
>>219783977kill yourself faggot
>>219783985>jet and ben are shifting to appeal to klaus types
>>219783995hes right doe
>>219783988After the season ended, these threads are FLOODED with people defending Jet and Ben, so I'm entirely unsure it's sarcasm.
Predict how many days or weeks until ellie appears in a streamHaving a hot gf can get you viewers
>>219783994It works when the reader is not autistic
>>219783890remember in season 4 when he told letty "i wish there was just a way to do this without ever being on camera" and she said "why don't you just hire someone else to do it or wear the shark suit all the time"
>>219784015what do you mean exactly
>>219783952>get shtfaced until 6am>cant be fucked to wake up until 6pm to actually run your show>>IT'S THE BEN AND JET SHOW!!!!!!!!!i don't doubt it
>>219783977post the ones from bitchtank and powtank i only have the ones from season 1 that were clearly intentional
>>219784006real ones know astroturf when we see it
>>219784006they were damage controlling on James Drake's gf twitter account pretty hard (she got marky and nepstein pilled)
>>219784013Jet won't reveal that they're dating until she's 20 or 21. Can't tell kick he has a teen girlfriend. Ellie only posted location agnostic insta posts the whole year until a Cali one during this season, which is just too obvious.
>>219784021i think the post was just so ridiculously wrong and doubled down so bluntly that it was clearly intended to be humorous / sarcastic
>>219784047can you expand on that im still not getting it
>>219783891don't mind if I do
>>219783995>i will literally simp for the most vile whore imaginable>but don't you dare call me a degenerate faggotI rarely hate someone, but letty is fucking horrendous. She's a lesson on how to be hated.
>>219784047(replace "bluntly" with "extravagantly")
>>219784041>Jet won't reveal that they're dating until she's 20 or 21Retarded, everyone know they are, what's the point. It's not illegal to have teen girlfriends.
I don't know how to deal with feeling this lostSo I'll keep sipping on the chivas till the shivering stopsFuck it
>>219784037People should really only focus on Jet's sex pests habits until he has to give up the show. Marky posting really only confuses the situation and shifts ill will from Jet to Sam. All focus should be anti-Jet.
frank s6 u think?
>>219784064Let me be clear that ONLY /ftl/ "knows" that Jet is dating Ellie. Reddit, twitter, even kiwifarms, all don't think it's true.
watching the latest episode of famous house. gay ben and G getting pissed off with each other about 'serious emotion' is a fucking hilarious bit. the fish look so uncomfortable. bravo vince
>>219784075pretty likely
>>219784061you take this WAY too seriously. very lame. kill yourself.
I never cared that they fuck the stupid sluts who come on the show. I just wanted to have a full season of the show again. I'll stop a-logging them now.Because lets be real, if we were in their shoes we'd be fucking ellie/angelina/whoever as well.
>>219784071Marky is the key everything else is downstream from there
>You walk into the office>Jet and Ben are sat at the other side of the desk, Jet is wearing his best Bape and Balenciaga Sneakers, Ben is in a suit>Jet says "So Anon, I hear you have some ideas for Fishtank..."What do you say?
why did they make the fish sign an NDA regarding frank?
>>219784075It probably wasn't legal to sell the goo in the first place, because of health hazards. There's no way they wouldn't have sold it otherwise.
>>219783959I really don't
>>219784075>bring back burt>he's just there to torment you into buying a pass so you can change the camNo thx
>>219783313all i've heard is he sold james' shoes to burt for $200
>>219784095because frank is gay
>>219784090bring back shot deliveries
it is obviously that claire posting is what is bothering him the most
>>219784075them giving burt 50k really made him look like a retard huh
>>219784082the dms with ellie and jet had 150k views on reddit before they paid the mods 2k to shut it downtrust me, people know.
>>219784085>lmao /ftl/ discussion, in the /ftl/ thread?>get a life
>>219783949i have a secret(i baked multiple threads at the same time because it was funny to watch you guys seethe)
>>219784090slam a jam packed dossier on the desk, "MICROKINI CONTEST" across it in red stencil, multiple years blacked out beneath
>>219784113yeah but this community has goldfish memory and that was almost a year ago so it's like it never happened now
>>219784099you know what you did. and you will do it again. thank you klaus. start baking. they want you to.
>>219784105I have a clip somewhere of Jet telling dunye over the speakers to stop looting and empty what he currently had in the bag.He stopped selling shit after that.
body language bros know that Jet was never comfortable with what they did to Burt. He would have paid him in the first place.
>>219784088I'd fuck modern nina, alexis, maybe binx if I was drunk and bliccy, if we got to know each other and I wouldn't hurt her feelings.
>>219784113I'm telling you after anti-Jet posting for the entire season in Reddit, people are absolutely clueless about it. People asked what I meant about puppy play even.
>>219784095i honestly doubt theres one pertaining to just frank, probably just a general one. i doubt if blane asked why frank wasnt there he would be given a real answer with specifics
>>219784118i see i hurt your feelings. GOOD. remember: you must kill yourself
>>219784089Completely opposite. To effectively change the show, it has to be pure Jet shit only. And I'm only concerned about the show. Sam can do really lame Let's Play with Chris Lynch if he wants.
>>219784057Firstly it begins with "finally" as if it was something everyone was looking forward to. dead giveaway already. nobody's looking forward to jet and ben taking the spotlight and building their own fanbase. throwing in how they'll build thier audience by showcasing their nonexistent charisma and humor is another sarcastic jab at them. and finally, adding the cherry on top that they'll be even bigger than sam is just so utterly ridiculous, it's just silly to take it seriously. the whole thing is a sarcastic remark.
>wiggers bought the fishtank subreddit, telegram and discorddo you think Jet hates 4chan because he couldn't pay the mods to shut down /ftl/?
>>219784137...what was the puppy play?
>>219784090>make actual challenges instead of crying about coddled contestants floating through.
>>219784088Uh no. If I was handed a massive audience for free, where paypigs pay me millions for free, I'd put forth the effort to make a good show. "Finishing" a season is not something to be praised for no reason.Again, to be clear, if we had a fantastic show with great effort put in, I wouldn't care if we heard RAPE noises from the basement.
>>219784157huh???
I want to fuck binx
>>219784128>like it never happened nowlike everything else on the internet desu, it was funny in the moment though
am i the only one whose most hated wigger is chris lynch?
>>219784158He did pay off the mods, you get banned for posting about biII ottman
>>219784145NTA, but you're being very mean. No bully.
>>219784113Does anyone still have pics of the DMs?
>>219784158nigga he pays the mods to have the thread on /tv/
>>219784145>cry about fishtank discussion in the fishtank thread>get told to fuck off>>>heh, guess you got hurt feelingsNigger you're too cool to care you can go literally anywhere else.
>>219784088nobody would care if Jet actually gave a fuck about the show and didn't make himself so easy to hate, currently it is just an operation to rent a house and fuck girls while doing drugs
>>219784161The context matters though. This is before the Dr. Cross "date" that Jet forced Cross to do. Jet is doing a massively stereotypical PUA / grooming thing called Boundary Testing.
>>219784061yes. she is very repulsive>>219784085says the one taking it way too seriously
>>219784170For me, it's Damiel
i can't believe that the majority of people are enraged by the final challenge... that they really thought the twins deserved to win after napping for 30 days and having to be told a dozen times to lock in and TRY during the finale.
>>219784170Chris Lynch foretold his plan here to become top wigger and it came true
>>219784090>dramatically drag in my chalkboard>write A, B, C down the left hand dude in bold, manly lettersALWAYSBE fully planning out events, systems, bits, challenges etc with redundancy and flexibility andCOMMIT to the full delivery of those plans, even if they don't seem to be landing
>>219784158he can't buy the threads but he can pay me to make them so shit no one wants wants to use them. hit me up, neptune, @thefinaltaytriot
>>219784198stupid noodle whore
why the FUCK would blane give his twitter out knowing it was filled with degen shit, and then proceed to bring his mother on the show. strange choices
there must be a second wigger house. i wonder where that one bam bashir photo was taken, the one with the brick exterior
>>219784205nah
>>219784198No recapper had the balls to include this clip.
>>219784168you have to pay her. in a few months she will be traveling to my country to meet me. you will see. shits costing me $9000k for flights and hotel plus her fee.
>>219784128I'd fuck the shit out of drunk Nina.Chicken Andy ain't got shit on me.
>>219784205they were so lazy during the candy challenge that ben had to scream at them and tell them its nto going to be rigged for them lol
>>219784205>alright we know james drake tried the hardest too win>anyway, uhhhh, james drake can you molest 2 retards in a kiddie pool while i jack off in the corner
>>219784179these are between ellie and jet during s4 when they were deciding to continue or not after getting kicked from s2. But what kicked it off was the "we are importing girls rn" dm that Abi leaked.
>>219784205James barely did anything either and they both tried in the finals no reason to give them literally zero chance of winning
>>219784221yeah they have a separate house to bang cum bunnies in they don't do it in the basement anymore
>>219784158was it really goran or did somebody crack his traip
>>219784215
>>219784205Jet said the final challenge was always going to be goo wrestling, meaning they would have done rigged challenges until it was a force tie.It was a last minute humiliation.
>>219784224None of them included why Jin was kicked, which was confirmed by Sam in confessional with Daniel.None of them included Letty encouraging Ellie to date Jet in confessional either.
>>219784193kill yourself>>219784202kill yourself samefag
Hating chris lynch is like hating your retarded neighbor your mom told you to play with. He’s annoying but it’s not worth getting angry about
>>219784195Her legs are disgustingly thin and weak? People simped for her?
>>219784221bam's rental probably
What if we started a new fishtank reddit? Now that we have confirmation from steinful that the wiggers bought the original , it should be easy to get people to use it, maybe?
>>219784241why r u gae
>>219784245>get mad>cry and cope with generic insults
Reminder that Bill fucked up the casting and tried to throw Bex under the but she won because she has a pure soul
>>219784238It’s been open for years
>>219784221Bam has his own house.
>>219784233If these are between Ellie and Jet, how did anyone come to get them? And can you clarify the timeline?
>>219784234He objectively did like 10x more than the Twins. He was at the very least always in the thick of things while the Twins were in their own little world.
>>219784245not samefagging and you're still taking it way too seriously
>>219784205Bongo was at least entertaining, but bingo deserves to get beaten to death with a hammer.
>>219784170No. He seems like a complete waste. At least Ben and Jet do the show.
Bingo was raped.
>>219784258Imagine thinking that they don’t have dirt on steinful
>>219784269It's a long convoluted story. For some reason she sent them to the people in her discord and then they sent them to us.
>>219784241klaus' expression in this really gets to me. is he resisting? no. is he enjoying it? nope. he's just like 'you see this shit bro? cryokeen is inside of me. kinda cool i guess'
>>219784258yeah
>>219784241>Klaus with a strong jawlineFake.
>>219784234he stayed the hardest. twins stayed the sleepiest.
Does anyone save or re-up any of the Kick Vods from the show?
>>219784233>i am going to kill you with a hammer>imagine me killing you with a hammershould i try this one or does it need the "please kill me with a hammer" pretext
>>219784282yeah he's scared to go all outwiggers mind broke himhe just vague posts like a faggot
>>219784269It's Ellie's screenshot, she sent them to her friend, they had a falling out, and that friend sent them to another friend who sent them to Shadi (bitchtank contestant).
>>219784282they don't have shit
>>219784280acrually chris lynch is a cool guy he play really good gitare and he posts here some times
>>219784261>>219784273>get mad>cry and try to use my material on menot going to work kid. do something useful and kill yourself. my advice
>>219784318i post here sometimes too :)
>>219784262Bex playing goo tts at her show and jet retweeting that shows that they are not too bad
>alright now muscular james drake wrestle 2 chicks in a pile of goo>ignore my hardon>if you think this is fucked up you're just a pussy
>>219784292>>219784312Shadi seems so invested in all of this, but how come she doesn't get someone to help her make a video? All this vagueposting stuff never goes anywhere and it's frustrating me.
>>219784334she is a lazy good for nothing bone idle layabout
>>219784232go watch any other show if you're so easily offended. spell-check might be useful too.
>>219784233he types like an even bigger faggot than when he speaks
>>219784324same :)
>>219784306You can say anything to a girl if she likes you enough. You can make the shittiest joke on the planet and if she laughs like it's the funniest shit she ever heard, then you're in. Or just have your own million dollar reality show, that also works.
>>219784205i dont think they deserved to win, i think it was just a little visually confronting seeing them bald covered in goo with their shorts riding up their cunt/ass after making an effort to cover up the whole season while a much bigger dude choked them while bingo screamed. id say this is the case for most of the seethers although they struggle to articulate it. drake deserved the win one hundred percent however
>>219784323>cry "no life" while posting in the /ftl/ post season threadget a fucking hold of yourself
>>219784334nigga you're pretty late to this party. shadi justice was just an advanced bit
Wigger rankings by likability Chris > Vance >Ryan > Jet > Maejok > Ben > Damiel > Luke > MintsLuke is too much of a teacher's pet ass kisser.
>>219784327go back to discord
>>219784323letty is ugly and you're uglier
Jet should have listened.Remember when Letty tried to explain Bongo losing weight from eating tacobell?Instead of coming to the obvious conclusion the scale was broken.
>>219784340Or what about Abi, whose life was apparently fucked up for a while due to it. Or Claire, who also still posts on here?
Imagine if Vance did standup next season
>>219784299>mogs
>>219784363abi is dead and claire is a bad woman
>>219784334because ultimate she's just butthurt that she didn't get to join the wigger harem.
>>219784341>hey man you know what would be interesting for our gameshow?>a "challenge" at the very end with no stakes that no one wants to watchYou're simping for a team of idiots even dumber than you mate.
Imagine snapping Nigger Nina's arms! Imagine the beautiful noises! Imagine her cries! It would be real art. I would be making real art!
>>219784205>having to be told a dozen times to lock in and TRYThis was after every challenge almost, got a bit ridiculous, I'm pretty sure this played a role when they decided giving James the win.
>>219784262
>>219784355As in, all the shadi stuff wasn't real?
>>219784354>>219784361kys
At this point I just want Landon to get as far away from Vimp as possible
>>219784384much better
Bingobongo stream when?
>>219784360>i'm edgier than u!i remember being 14
>>219784377chill
>>219784356That's why Luke was a perfect freeloader and helped carry the season. It's a good idea to have someone who helps manage the fish without the host's direct involvement.
When did this show jump the shark?
At this point I just want binx to get as close to me as possible
>>219784352at this point you should know that if you're on fishtank as a female, you're going to be put in humiliating and compromising situations. production and a lot of the audience are sadistic perverts and this is no secret.
>>219784258Knock yourself out. Have fun.
>the boomer australian named julian who was obsessed with Ellie>Ellie's discord friends coming here trying to get us to help save her>Big Shadia self inserting into everything>All the retards coping about the GTA shorts>The bodycam footage leakThe Ellie Saga was ultimately just like a 6/10. The australian greatly enhanced it.
>>219784399I mean perfect plant
>>219784404Sex with Binxio
>>219784399Jet was so mad Luke "ruined" his "funny" fog machine gag on sleeping Ian.
big huge titties
>>219784403Show is fine, cumbunny memes aside. s5 ending was just a milestone of a fuckup.
>>219784355And people shat on me when I said it was BS and nothing would come of it...
>>219784408Nevermind, I don't care enough. Not using reddit anyways. The wiggers won I guess.
>>219784403powtank
>>219784376you can't even use greentext correctly
>>219784417that was one of the most embarrassing jet moments of all time. why's he such a little bitch?
>>219784420https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1775027686933491.mp4
>>219784397i'm older than you. post boobs.
>>219784439he acts like a woman on her period very fragile little boss baby
>>219784417I bet the wiggers lowkey despise Luke. They kicked him out then he ended up coming back and stealing their job as Sam's guy lmao
Why does everyone dog Binx when outside of Carolina there really weren't any lookers this season?
>>219784440he paused to examine the situation
>>219784416Many are wanting this
>>219784356Ryan > Vance > Luke > Jet > Mints > Chris > Damiel > Ben > Maejok
Jet was toying with the idea of getting rid of the handheld camera because it didn't feel like fishtank. Wes said it was a good thing and people can still click on cams.
Her skull needs to be stomped over and over and over and over and over again.
>>219784334How the fuck would i make anything when these women won't speak up for themselves they just want me to deliver the message anonymously I thought that was retarded. Everyone was too scared, i wasnt tho. How retarded, "hey I got raped or this fucked up thing happened to me but please keep me anonymous" just dumb
>>219784438nigger i used it fine, you just have no actual argument. the ending wasn't even good from an edgy peepeepoopootank stance and you know it. you just need to disagree because your edgy pseudo-natsoc friend group told you to.
burt deserved to be beat
>>219784422Show's not fine, it fucking sucks because Jet puts zero effort into it. People have apparently already been mindwiped that Bingo yelled at production, during the handstand challenge, that "they need to figure this shit out beforehand!" And Jet even got mad at that and said "I'm NOT sorry!"
>>219784460She's unattainable so retarded virgin faggots fantasize about fucking the retarded autistic molested twins.
>>219784403Post-BG Cell/BitchtankIt's when the paypig cynicism reached new levels with roses, "ball brothers", and other low effort slop. It's also when Jet embraced his sexpest arc.
>>219784460emma was cute in a homely nerd way.
>>219784467Kill Wes
>>219784477Can you just, remove ethics and air their dirty laundry in a definitive video with proof so it can be spread?
>>219784478you're making a lot of baseless assumptions
I think Vicky kratom mogging JD and Bashir storming her is the most viewed clip this season.
>>219784467my only problem is the lazy ass director (mints) relies on it too much and just leaves it on handheld cam the entire time it's up there.
>>219784475did she cuck u or something letty isn't even worth Seething about she acts like every other girl from Toronto
twins mom on drakes ig post
>>219784485>unattainable nigga
>>219784445>post boobskek. attention seeking edgelord behavior is peak foid shit.
>>219784477It's not your fault Shadi, you didn't do anything wrong.
>>219784457Jet in particular has always hated anyone that Sam respects more than him. Clearly, Luke and Ryan as a duo has now replaced him as Sam's protege. Sam needs to rip away fishtank and give it to someone else.
the fatass sheboon really checks these threads 24/7 just to see if someone mentions her
>>219784508Unattainable to our ugly asses anyway
>>219784497she can't remove ethics cause she dont got none nigga
>>219784504back2reddit
>>219784503She dreamt about having sex with Nigger Yuriy!
>>219784504their mom has second hand stockholm syndrome
>>219784504would be funny if james drake becomes their new dad
>>219784497I did all that and people were mad that I was being "insensitive" by betraying the trust of alleged victims. People are mad either way. I just dropped any raw info i got because im a messenger not a savior
>>219784516it's another advanced bit of hers
>>219784523that's hot
>>219784498make an argument you retard. Even from a "i like seeing women hurt teehee" perspective the ending was trash.
>>219784504>thank you for raping my daughters!
>>219784499it was the peak
>>219784516I have her perma filtered and literally nobody talks about her if she doesn't post and samefag lol
>>219784528do you like Bingo and Bongo? Do you know anything about them?
>>219784490if she had a different nose she would be really hot
>>219784467He clarified that he meant it was good for this season and generally for big houses like in S3 & S5. He also said himself that the compact size and intuitive layout of the S1 & S2 houses was a strength and agreed with Jet, when he said that people end up watching director when it's available, for various reasons, even if they'd like to browse cams.
>>219784512I did alot of things wrong I can acknowledge that, but I will acknowledge time was wasted by a bunch of spineless people who have no agency for themselves including the insiders giving me tips and pointers who were too scared of the big spooky fishtank and mde circle lol idgaf tho
Remember when Big Shadia spoke her truth about being "raped" by Jimmy and then was swiftly met with a legal letter from Downey Law?
id be friends with shadi if we knew each other irl but she hates me because i post weird at her
>>219784550you're smarter than them. you have to take the lead
>>219784543I do and no I dont. >>219784557Downey law corny af
>>219784550tell us about the things you did wrong, shadia.
>>219784529lmao
>>219784528work your magic on the wired journalist
idgaf what you think, she gave us so much content, in these threads Shadi is a hero, end of story
post vimpy sex sesh
>>219784516that's fucking hot. i want to eat her pussy
>>219784477>I regret my drunken one night stand/week long affair with the show runner, so I was rapedmany, many such cases
>>219784544@betty also lip filler
>>219784528Get together with a good editor and drop absolutely everything in a coherent manner. When displaying the girls, have their fishtank appearance show beforehand so the audience can see that they've been on Jet's show. For example, people barely remember Abi, let alone Claire. It needs to be super coherent or else people won't understand it. The main thing is to get rid of Jet, so don't worry about ethics or insensitivity. Yeah go for the wired journalist too.
>>219784592
What Led To Jet's RAMPAGE As The Red Shark | Fishtank Season 3 | Day 31
>>219784585based trvke
big shadia got laughed off the kiwifarms true but she still comes here because when we're on /tv/ she can samefag and act like people actually like her
>>219784599WE TAKING JET DOWN WITH THIS ONE
does anyone have the clip of fatty in season 2 declaring war on the house after raging, and then proceeding to go to the kitchen and start pouring like flour or sugar on the floor in an anti climatic fashion, then ben comes upstairs and asks him "are you sure you wanna take it this far"? for some reason that exchange is one of the funniest things i have ever seen but have never seen a clip of it ever
>>219784585she carried bitchtank a lot of the time objectively and that season was foundational to modern fishtank so jet owes her a debt that the airing of his sexual misconduct doesnt quite settle
>>219784504i don't think that's really their mum. the account is 3 weeks old and "she" is on there calling them bingo and bongo only posting old screenshots. the following list is weird too.. why would she be following sam hyde and charity?
www.instagram.com/jd_devpunk
>>219784598>Bettyhttps://youtu.be/Jqt2kg7IUt8
>>219784599I tried but people dont comply, trust, even my dad was reaching out to independent journalists. If no one wants to speak for themselves it won't work. People are spineless and cave into the weakest pressure. Its hilarious
>>219784599lmao, good way to get sued by the girls, you retard
i still sometimes say oliver gay to myself
>>219784504Truly the good ending :)
>>219784625i have it on my other machine i can post it for you in like a week
>>219784630probably made a new account so the old one doesn't get messed with
>>219784562I dont hate anyone. Hate has too much emotional obligation, im too noncommited and lazy for that
>>219784566hey shadi, my big sexy juicy mama, what did you think of blane? pretty cool right?
>shadi justice is a family business
>>219784504reminder, Drake tucked Bingo and Bongo into bed every night during friendtank
>>219784650you are a soldier man that would be awesome. i think about that clip often since seeing it live
>>219784562>I'd be friends with a fat chickyeah we know loser
>>219784588Doomed to binx's harem
based poop
>>219784534There's no argument to be made, I enjoyed it as much as Burt.
>>219784639Reach out to the Wired journalist at least.
>>219784639How about you leave people alone, if they don't want to do anything about it? Claire was cheating on her boyfriend and didn't sound distraught until way after. You're just annoyed that they didn't want to goon you.
>>219784534>make an argument you retardi'm not here to argue with you. i voiced an opinion and you disagreed. such is life. go talk to someone else.
>>219784639>even my dad was reaching out to independent journalists.holy pathetic lmaomaybe, just maybe you don't actually have anything worthwhile and its really just gossip about people fucking and its obvious that you yourself are just butthurt because you aren't invited to be involved with that fucking.
>>219784674heh based
>>219784633
>>219784662I think nothing cause I didnt watch. I think of the Ai of his mother and himself I saw on bant and his mangled ai penis that looked very dr Seuss esque
I had Shadi's sex tape on my computer but deleted it because it felt wrong after she said it was revenge porn.
>>219784651i don't think some gen x with retarded genetics would think to do that.
>>219783688I didn’t watch the ending, wtf happened to his eye
>>219784683
>>219784692>I didnt watch.why the fuck are you in every single thread then, fatass?
>>219784701wes and drake sparred/boxed and wes accidentally headbutted him
Is Dumbgay still sitting there nigging out to music?
Reasons why the ending was based is that it made retards like Tayleigh seethe so much she almost went feminist mode by th end of her stream crying about Burt. It also was based because it made Bashir and Drake fans bot turn on the coddled retards who didn't even deserve the chance to win any money. Them getting 29k is the worst appartmof the ending.
>>219784708Because I like reading the threads durrrUse your fucking brain genius
>>219784681The only thing anyone should care about is a good show, because we are fans and we are in the /ftl/ threads. Jet cannot, whether through intellect, charisma, or effort, produce a good show. Everyone should be working together to try to get Jet off the show.
>>219784678I, too, enjoy watching 2 retards wrestle a normalfag actor because he cant even rig a competition right
>>219784720It was retarded of Jet to go live on basement cam and say they were going to give the 2nd place a prize too. Ruined the surprise.
Anyways
>CHOKE THEM! CHOKE THE LIFE OUT OF THEM
>>219784479Bliccy's reaction was so cute>what the hell...oh my god...
bezo?https://www.instagram.com/jacob_gr01
>>219784720>bank your entire finale on a certain pair of people winning>be too hungover to make it happen>let me tell you why its fucking based that we had some guy beat up retarded women anywaygo to bed jet
>>219784745Do the WIRED journalist at least.
>>219784479Hurt Burt should become a staple fishtank challenge like the disability challenge
Shadi is the human version of one of those big fat nasty shits you take sometimes that are super sticky and it feels like no matter how much you wipe your butthole still feels dirty
>>219784777I don't remember there being a disability challenge this season
>>219784475this but fucked by muh dik
>>219783746???
>>219784789There wasn't. This season, not counting the Cell or Finale Gauntlet, had less challenges than S4, which lasted 2 weeks.
>>219784776why don't you contact the wired guy instead? you can tell him just as much as shadi knows
>>219784784it's called taking a shower
>>219784776
>>219784804I don't have all this stuff collected so it'd just be me looking like a schizo spamming text at him.
>season barely had any challenges because Jet is a cheap fuck despite making millions
>>219784806
Big Sthis artist from her childhood created her personality, attitude (sass) and even her face structure, by osmosis, because she was a big artist during her childhood, most likely her idol
>>219784803I don't know how S5 could even have challenges given the lack of fishbucksthey REALLY have to bring back fish bucks = real USD so fishes are actually motivated to compete outside of immunity challenges >>219784822I don't think they really have to pay alot to motivate them. Jet was doing $500 challenges towards the end, that seems fair enough
>>219784806suck it n, fatty
>>219784784Even in your deepest, darkest, depraved fantasy of me being your literal shit, in all reality I would never touch you.
>>219784822i think they really were broke at the start of the season
>>219784842Neckhole you fat cat killing fuck why do you even have this saved
>>219784467Jet steals all our opinions
>>219784632I miss him so much
>spend a month huffing shit and gangbanging some blue haired hag in a damp basement>produce a nontent season>retards still defend you for the sake of appearing edgy20$ please.
>>219784215She'll NEVER be sistermommy Gigi.NEVER
>>219784847yeah because if you tried to touch me i'd cave your face in with my size 13 vans like james drake caving in a door
>>219784819well get to work stupid faggot. fishtank is not going to save itself you know
>>219784874Ohhhh okay big boy had to mention the shoe size there, got a little threatened didnt you
>>219784872wowie!!
Jet's only goal with this season was to finish a season and that was only possible because they reduced it to 30 days.
>>219784856I simply don't understand how. Maybe don't spend a full month on the computer room to scrap it in 2 days when someone reads a Claire message.
hand cam is good but fishies react to it too much and put on a face for itI'm not sure if the benefits of the cam outweigh the cons of it
>>219784842ew what is this
[GREAT NEWS] JD is happy and healthy in San Francisco making more money than you
The Sam Hyde show feels like it's about 10 years too late Like he's going to make a video on SJW's and BLM anyday now
>>219784880Do you know the specific journalist then? I'll just messaging him.
>here's that off-season content you pay 10 dollars for
so burt surely has to be playing it up right? i dont believe he is "acting", but he definetley amps everything up and exaggerates his personality. like tts can be telling his absolute horseshit and he will act like it means anything
>>219784905the computer room was scraped because of strat snitching. not schizo jet posting>>219784920>happyhighly doubtful
i wish i was a foid so i could get attention all the time desu
>>219784766kino
>>219784920>healthyI doubt it.But /ftl/ loves JD for punching Jet in the face and calling out the cumbunny operation.
>>219784872>>219784896Brutal mogging
>>219784888may we have sex
>>219784938No
>>219784923what would be more current content?
>>219784920follow JD www.instagram.com/wadwitchgames
>>219784928this gay nigger is literally the worst fucking thing imaginable
>>219784923I'm biased cause I'm actually a Sam fan, but I think they're pretty relevant and topical. I hate Christ Lynch, but the new series cause "ARE YOU OK?" is pretty funny. The Let's Play shit blew my mind that Sam is actually doing something so trite and retarded. Chris Lynch being a wet brain REALLY doesn't help.
shadi would you have sex with tung tung tung sahur
>>219784944Fishtank
vimp owes landon a blowjob and her vimphole
>>219784920>spend half an hour crying to your discord gf begging forgiveness after grabbing laura's asshow much lower can you fall?
>>219784931Turn off notifications or TELL fish to not open messages. It's pretty simple no?
>>219784933their life is so easy they don't even have to try>>219784923It's so gaySam shitting on wes Watson alpha male guru self help videos like he didn't used to make the same dumb shit back in 2018
>>219784954R u my bf or something if u are or if u aren't shut up I hate tung tung tung sahur
is Jin still around?
>>219784960I seriously thought it was a planned event because of how pathetic it was.
>>219784973jin...
>>219784947happy birthday marky!
did JD shout out Marky, Claire and Ellie on purpose?
i just know shadia's pussy is juicy and plump.
>>219784806Saw this and got a boner
>>219784417I don't remember this at all lmao. Jet was pissy he was relegated to the basement all season
>>219784928periodt
>>219784976...is win
>>219784979he knows enough about the show that he knew exactly what he was doing.
>>219784973I couldn't find him in Japan he died I think
vicky seems like one of those women that never ever want to have sex but she asks you for money all the time and she's like I'll give you a blowjob if you help me pay my rent this month and then she stops blowing you after like 3 minutes before you can even coom because she doesn't like doing it and she yells at you the whole time so you're nervous
>>219784766did anyone notice how uncomfortable bliccy was throughout the mud wrestling? at least during the second part. she took off her cap and adjusted the strap and then blinked really quickly, 8 or 10 times and looked like she was dissociating.
>>219784979ProbablySometimes I wonder if JD was an exaggeration of himself like Burt, he always knew he was leaving after 2 weeks
>>219784979Of course he did. Bezo and JD met at the airport(?) and talked briefly about the wigger cumbunnies situation before the season
>>219784996Stop watching pornography, just for a few weeks
>>219784962the whole idea behind them being on xbox live was so that people would mic spam nigger at them like it was 2007 againjust having it there as a LAN party room would've been lameI do think the "en.slave job" was pretty funny though. they should being back a day of fishies doing that again so TTS can dig into them about how fucking stupid they are
>>219784970that’s kind of mean he’s a nice guy
On God everyone is hyped for more Jin, Sloan, Skull, Austin, Klaus and Benji thread content. content overload
>>219784978is that her Instagram? Id rather follow marky than JD
>>219784996You know she's a human being right?
Bitchtank 2 should have vimp, beth and laura in it Awful women, but could be funny
>>219785013that's based on my real experiences, there's no porn like that you retard.
>>219784973yeah, he is >>219782747he is bashead and bongo.. whatever not exactly understand what did he mean by "woke virus", maybe just a bait
>>219785020don't forget Shadi and Claire!
>>219784989The thing to consider is that Luke was a "plant," but Jet did not give him any direction or heads up as to what they had been planning. So, Jet tried sneakily putting up a fog machine near Ian while he was sleeping, and was trying to figure out how to turn it on. Independently, Luke did the pots and pan thing at night, trolling the famous stars by saying production told him to do it. There is about 20 minutes of nothing, and then Ben comes out and says that Luke did it on his own in front of everyone. Then they called Luke down to the basement and kicked him.
>>219785029vicky too.
>>219785018Every ai ttts video is him assaulting cappuccino lala or whatever thr fuck her name is or getting his skin peeled off or leg cut off for a bionic or golden leg
>>219785023obviously
>>219785029and beth's mom
>>219785038Yeah, I hate the wiggers as much as everyone but it was Luke's own fault for blowing his cover.
>>219785031>no landlord your rent is late porn does he know?
>>219784982shadi pussy smells like a baconator lol
>>219785015Yeah well, they could have had the mic spam nigger stuff in multiplayer games, but also been told to not read messages. The LAN thing would have been lame, I agree. But it would have been amusing to force the non-gamers to play the whole campaign.
>>219785031
if they do another bitchtank it needs binx, mizzy, alexis, direnc, vicky, beth and laura.
>>219785023she's notshe's a kratom whore
>>219785020don’t forget cryokeen. whenever everyone would get together and post at the same time it felt so special, like we were at a red carpet event
>>219785060Gross
>>219784645s2 things that entered my lexicon:>oliver gay>do you require further instruction>it smells like weed in here>my nigga nifty / i think this house is haunted>china vagina soda>dis da peak of comedy>someone in this house has aids>these white people tryna kill mebloodgames:>adorable yawn>jerry sends his regards>im invisibow>i hate da gobwinbitchtank:>cleh>shes in the shower>it was a bit dickhead>bitches stay pressed bitches stay mads3:>ha haaaaaa ha>hm interesting>NONSENSE>baby bro>i wanna go fast like ricky bobby>i am an autist>mama we made it>binx its kinos4:>can a dog drop in>bigot fucking faggot>shivew me timbewss5:>fresh air, books, long puzzles, fruit>im jd im gay>hey little buddy hows it going today>hehehehe suicide>nahmjuskiddin>chubbed up vs fully torqueds6:>that was MY cocktail>i am an economist>dont you EVER swing that poker at me again you stupid bitch>i really thought this was a spaceship>horace is a nigger but my dick is bigger>there is no god but allah and muhammad is his prophet>my full legal name is nigger nina
>>219784997i think most people in the room felt how fucked it all was and how bad it looked, including production. and its like who is willing to be the one who is vocal about it and say outright how terrible it is during the finale of this 30 day ordeal? i would wager almost everyone knew it looked fucked and grim. remember the random dude who looked pissed when jet walked up and asked if he wanted to be thanked? that dude was very much not happy
>>219785020Sloan is unironically kino, otherwise I agree.
>>219785057Eh? He didn't though. He threw a pumpkin at a wall when nobody was around, and he did the pots and pans thing. Jet was meant to tell him what they planned on doing. It was a massive house with tons of opportunity to tell him privately without raising suspicion.
>>219785062way too broad, you're the one attaching porn to everything you read
>>219785074s4 i always think of "you have permission"
>>219785075random disappointed guy will forever be my favorite thing about that ending
>>219785080You're very clearly a virgin
>>219785074s5 I have the same things, would add just "strawberry" though on mine
>>219785089I think of "Define Permission!"
>>219785098Disgusting
>>219785065I'm sick of people pretending blindfolded watermelon head golf wasn't absolute kino
>>219785074COCKBUDDY LORE I CONSENT
>>219785079>Put in a plant>Tell him absolutely nothing on what to do and how to act>Seethe kick him when he breaks the rules that's only known in your headJet's incompetency knows no bounds
Where are twins sleeping? Can't find them.
>>219785098do one for Claire too
>>219785104>I'm sick of people pretending blindfolded watermelon head golf wasn't absolute kinoThere are people who didn't like it?One of the best challenges they have ever done.
>>219785072yes she issad but its truth
>>219785093so much projection it's sad. I'm speaking from experience then you come in like PORN! you should kill yourself autistics like you are just worthless and annoying.
>>219785090agreed anon, extremely funny
>>219785104It was the ONE good challenge of the season, yeah.
>>219785114?
>>219785115nah that guy's right you sound like a virgin
>>219785104it was very good and I am still convinced watermelon anon gave them the idea
>>219785123you're both wrong then. how does it feel to be wrong and retarded?
>>219785079I think the main thing that made him crack was barely getting any sleep, because he was being bombarded by Alex B. All while being a plant, having to strategize with the others, while being the only one aware they're being gaslit and are actually live on the peepee poopoo torture show. Must've been quite the mindfuck.
>>219785074horace will be based fuck you
>>219785132virgin alert! we got a no sex haver over here!
>>219783709wow, they rigged it for jets favorite that represents all things wigger Bashir, but he still fucked it up himself and lost despite being the wigger champion and embodying wiggertank!
>>219785110That was basically the theme of his incompetence that season. He does NOT define goals, desired outcomes, positive outcomes, etc. This was true in the prison experiment where he said "ok so these are your prisoners, bye." And this was true in the FH2 part where he said "Ok so since you know the house you should try to win, bye."
>>219785075>>219785090jet acknowledged him and seemed to ask if he wanted to be thanked and he shook his head. who tf is he and why was he almost thanked but Ben wasn’t?
>>219785112nah, that would accomplish nothing. He's already made an AI picture of her pregnant sitting in the laundry room
>>219785132you ain't getting laid ever>anon, come help me pay my rent this is what you think real life is
>>219785065Bashir spent a solid 3 hours walking around blindfolded, James Drake never did. Why did Bashir lose?
>>219783736bingo is asexual
>>219785142bill ottmans bf
>>219785129feels very Bam, even the name is something I could imagine him coming up with
>>219785146Claire simp detected. Is that you Cole?
>>219785061people would just go on mic and strat snitchyou don't understand how fucking gay people are, they will attempt to ruin the show instead of enhance it if given the opportunityremember, people swat the show every season thinking it's the funniest shit ever when it's just a few hours of downtimea halo 3 legendary co-op challenge could be good, they could have teams where they force gamers to try and carry a non-gamer and see how far they get given a time-limit
>>219785150if you weren't a virgin or really had any relationship and all with a woman you would agree with me and know that this is normal. but you're an autistic retard who should be eradicated in a concentration camp.
>>219785153the stair strat
>>219785142just a nigga
>>219785153People aren't going to want to hear it, but it was fairly clear that James was seeing his surrounding in some way. He was, more often than not, going directly to his destinations.
Cryokeen needs to die
>>219785142the fact that jet asked if he wanted to be thanked certainly implies he is someone of some note in atleast season 5s production. sadly i would say we will never know
>>219785153dinning room to arena was a bad tip from tts
>>219785166what im saying is anon, that making cryo/claire would ultimately only serve to make cryo jack off because theres no claire fans here to make angry and claire herself doesnt visit anymore.
>>219785104it felt like if it was done on s2, it would’ve only been one challenge on the swamp olympics. that’s how undercooked things felt this season
>>219785153You could see Drake developing his technique in real time while Bash kind of just waddled along the whole time.
>>219785166kwab
>>219785180i agree with you
Shadi, how do you rate Season 5?
>>219785179James had so much fucking tape on his face there's no wayhe just has better spacial awareness
>>219785185alright simp
>>219785134>>219785141It was pretty wild to see live. Ben could have literally just said, "yeah that was our bad, we were going to do something but it messed up, don't blame Luke, go back to bed." How do you not tell your plant a goddamned thing??
>>219785033This poster may or may not be Polish
>>219785201Man, I dunno, it was uncanny the way he was going straight to his destination.
my gf is pregnant and I want to name the kid cole if it's a boy because of fishtank is that crazy
>>219785209Polish girls are pretty cute I think
>>219785195Didn't watch just read the threadsSo my rating means absolutely nothing
>>219785180want to see what it'd look like if you were sucking his cryocock?
>>219785222yeah
>>219785141I actually remember during Famous House 2 where Luke was voting and he goes "My instructions on this were unclear" that led to Simbal being voted out. They STILL didn't tell him shit when he came back lmao
>>219785104everyone thought it was good, but the stair rules weren't clear enough
>>219785225Oops wrong person >>219785200^^ refer to reference
>>219785222yeah bad idea he might grow up to be a sperg that's addicted to BLACKED pornography name him after someone cooler
>>219785220navigating a house you've been in for a month isn't hard anonare you telling me you couldn't walk from one end of your house to the other with your eyes closed?
>>219785153Drake got lost like 3 times during the first part
bant names when there’s a whole new generation of posters to take their thronesthey will NOT b happy
>>219785104It sucked and none of the rules made sense. This is some shit kiwifags would praise.
duanyay is the best freeloader of all time btw
>>219785229Not really, but apparently you do which is interesting but disturbing. Its nothing in the end
>>219785249huhthis show is bleeding viewers not gaining them
>>219784071if he gives up the show it just doesn't exist anymore
>>219785222Not james (jimmy) or Thomas (tj)?
>>219785104It was garbage like all of the challenges this season.
>>219785235YEAH, I forgot about that. Jet's so retarded it hurts.
>>219785241I didn't watch this Season either, it was nice to have a normal sleep schedule and not feel FOMO
>>219784071Stop being such a Cole
/ourguy/
There was some cope about bam bringing in new people but they're definitely not on 4chan
>>219785200had only one goonable twink for like 2 days, of course it was a bad season in her eyes
>>219785271Im happy for you
>>219784504cute
Did anyone get any info out of Landon after he dipped his cheesy fries into Vimpy poo's marinara sauce??
>>219785248Ben even threw his hands up in despair when he lost his watermelon in the glass room.
>>219785256I'm not gay but he makes me want to hatefuck a black bottom
>>219785250It made perfect sense they just kept changing the rules and doing dumb shit like making James pause to get more tape while Bashir kept going. Wigger incompotence fucked over both guys so many times I think it probably ended up being a fair challenge though.
>>219785263Sam would just give it to someone else and we would automatically have a better show. You could literally roll a die for every person in this thread, and if it lands on a One, that person would probably be a better showrunner than Jet. And that's bad.
>>219785256lowkey i think it’s tj in spictank
>>219785249Realistically, only binx and vimp fit the /bant cumbunny mold, and there was already a binx cult on /bant/ so all in all its fine.
>>219785275>comes in with a shirt that says "I got your back">he did have their back in the challenge and literally fucked up his back and had the twins' back when he found their other bag of candykino
>>219785281This guy and Richie look like they're related
>>219785261i want to see him slap his 7 inch tard cock on your ugly sheboon face. I think i might gen that next.
>>219785275Dude been out two days and everyone already hates him kek
nerdy black girl pussy
I pretty much stopped watching when production separated the rooms and told them to fight, but also kept interfering with anything they did to each otherBut I saw Drake wonHow was the finale, was it good?Did anything interesting ever happen with the goo? It seemed pretty boring from clips I saw other than Bashir and Drake throwing the door at each other.How did Bashir get double-eliminated, was the final challenge any good?
>>219785281Ew
>>219785292I think Bashir got overall more shafted. James Drake only had to take a 15 second penalty pause for using his knees for the stair strat. But doing the intended stair climb takes FAR more time than 15 seconds.
>>219785312modekotova type shit
>>219785311I hated him already for being an anime goonerjust kill those people
>>219784118>feeling actual hate for random internet show characters>still watching instead of just never watching againget a life. kek what a loser
>>219785293This is a bitter pill to swallow, but it would not be fishtank anymore if it wasn't Jet and Ben running things. Just watch any of the spinoffs and tell me otherwise.
I will name my sons Brian, Peter, Richard, Alex, and Tony. I will name my daughters Abigail, Claudia, Shadia, Haley, Kato, Leah, Juliana, Jasmine, Alessandra, Jenny, and Nina.
>>219785306Gross and weird
>>219785312the wiggers a on a strict trailer park girl diet
>>219785275>Leaves>Nobody cares>Comes back>People care even less>Twins prefer the puke house over staying with himkwab
>>219785315>How was the finale, was it good?no>Did anything interesting ever happen with the goo?no>was the final challenge any good?no
>>219785281>goonableare you blind?
the greatest ideas from ftl ruined by the worst execution by the wiggers
>>219785315Why drop the show if you’re just going to ask all those questions
>>219785336In what way? The "scuffed" part is not a specific goal to hit. If there is real effort and a challenge or gag doesn't work out, then that's fine to be scuffed. Being scuffed on purpose is a RETARDED goal.
>>219785275this nigga definetely has a crush on bongo, he tried to hold her hand when she was crashing out and either her or bingo promptly told him to fuck off, he then hugged her and whispered in her ear all strange like while being kicked, and then proceeded to ask the twins if they wanted stay at his place which was seemingly ran by his mom before coming back to the tank. i suppose the frogman is only human too and feels shit
can we admit finally that teddy was an amazing fish now that s4 and 5 (nearly all duds) are over..
>>219785338Nina is actually a good nameAbi is okay too I guess
>>219785280i don't care that she's evil honestly. i could make nina happy
>>219785336Jet is only following Sam's formula for the show every new idea he brings in sucks
>>219785338may your sons be tall and your daughters short lived
>>219785335>you care about this fandon>what a bum>he says in said fandom threadyou're unironically worse than i am. I know i'm a fuckup, you're a fuckup larping as a functioning person.
>>219785362ted highkey had motion and longevity
>>219785315>How was the finale, was it good?Twins pretty much lost by 5 points to James Drake, but Jet wanted to do a goranian ending to mog S3's boxing ending.So he did rigged challenges to force them into a tie, poured the goo into a kiddie pool and made James Drake put them in a chokehold for the finale.
>>219785321From what I remember it was>James getting fucked by Ben not telling him he could use his hands to find the melon>James having to stop multiple times for Ben to put more tape on>Bashir getting a 1 minute penalty for some reason>Bashir using his head to get the first melon up the stairsI think they really ended up canceling each other out.
>>219783688>new saosin huh>decent intro>cove's vocals kick in and it's all downhill with no more decent riffstake me back to 2003 when anthony green was their vocalist and justin was their guitarist
My favorite S5 synchronicity lore is that the reason they bought and built the portable sauna was because the lake house airbnb they rented to fuck Ellie and her highschool friends also had a sauna.Chris lynch and Ben were obsessed with it and talked about using it on hk2 at the time
Are twins and Landon still in the house?
>>219784205both the twins and drake deserved to lose. Production was lazy and just rigged it cause they didn't anticipate the twins getting immunity. Glad I'm not retarded like half the people in this thread who pay for shit to give the wiggers money.
>>219785372The only real evil thing she's done is encourage Ellie to date Jet, which is an absurd thing to do, but probably secured her working for production in S5. Other than that, she is the most middle school manipulator that it only works on people who are legit autistic retards.
guys who think sam ever had any major creative input in fishtank
>>219785361He forgot that he wasn't Jet who runs a money machine internet show and therefore couldn't pull the sexpest grooming strategy off
Shadi, do this
>>219785389none of it mattered because Bashir got stuck in the kitchen
>>219785361They left his place while he was sleeping kek
>>219785362ted and luke and smaack all left before their time
>>219785397yes
>>219785384the finale should have been name as many gay tranny homestuck characters you can or who can draw the most animals with crayons in 10 minutes
>>219785406What exactly is that and what id be doing
>>219785256Duanyay is loud nontent
>>219785392maybe they just like to use saunas
>>219785399They knew Bashir was a superfan who watched every single season of fishtank 24/7 and expected him to know about Family Guy trivia
>>219785414Brutal lol
>>219785418it should have been the twins just losing to james drake by points because they suckedthe goo wrestling finale just made everyone look bad
>>219785383the sheer hatred ted produced in threads was actually a good thing it's a marker of good casting. same with jd. the worst possible fish are complete nothing burgers like Anissa or Bezo which nobody likes or dislikes enough to post about
>>219785421Ly from Rayman 2 and you would cosplay as her
>>219785304he didnt find the candy initially he shouldve been their downfall. they shouldve hated him foreverthey changed the rules to allow late candy.FUCK BLANEI BLANE HIM
>>219785389Bashir's 1 min penalty was for hitting it forward with his knees. Everyone forgot that Drake lost a ton of time going into the Glass Room trying to get into the kitchen without knowing it was barricaded, he even wasted time trying to get it over the barricade.
>>219785430He could have won so easily by doing the only logical thing and betting 0.
>>219785442Oh okay im going to sleep now
>>219785425No I’m pretty sure it was their first time using one at the lakehouse
People forget that Jet got this weird look on his face and sort of sighed when the final question for jeopardy was delviered.
Gemmer
I'm gonna rewatch this
>>219785447I don't think he had enough money beforehand to defeat the twins if they went all in (which they did)
>>219785421this bitch never played rayman 2WHOREYOU FUCKING MIDGET SLUT
>>219785466Fishtank City
>>219785414did they really lol? i thought when they got back it was fairly late afternoon and he had already posted on twitter that when they woke up they watched some new episode of troon animation. im in aus so my time perception is cooked for in the states
>>219785348Based it's like I extended my lifespan by a week from not watching!>>219785355Because I didn't want to spend all day with it going on second monitor when production is making it unbearable to watch, and there is a thread full of people who can summarize having watched it anyways. Duh.>>219785384Haha wow that's retardedStaged wretchednessShould have just had Head fake shit in the goo or something at that point
>>219785447>He could have won so easily by doing the only logical thing and betting 0.What do you mean?
>>219785458he gave up on the finale, because he wanted James Drake vs Bashir and failrigged it
Are Vimp and Landon still laying on the grass?
>>219785441This. JD will be praised here I have no doubt
>>219785464Pegger
So....are they gonna go on the road in their autismmobile now? Are they taking contestants along or would it be a wigger travel blog?
In retrospect, its crazy how Anisa trying to ruin the entire show by flooding the servers and it was barely even talked about.
>>219785466>>219785474I’m imagining jets icarly apartment overlooking a warehouse of 100 fish and freeloaders
>>219785469You're being a Jimmy rn
>>219785467the wiggers also had a retarded rule where you could choose not to answer and they'd deduct 0 ... thus eliminating a lot of the risk of betting everything
>>219785487i have already warmed up on jdvicky can get fucked forever though she was a human hangover
>>219785458If Jet knew the final question was a fuckup, he could have said "never mind we're not going that question" and just quickly came up with any other question on the spot.
>>219785464gemmer has good boobs I didn’t know that
>>219785441Anissa was the worst fish this season. I think Bezo would have been good if he stayed.
>>219785496they're going to rape more women and inject more fent
>>219785467>>219785479I believe there would have been a 100 point difference even if the twins went all in. It was something like 3500 vs 3400.
>>219785498jet even thanked her in closet pep talk and said she balls to try. the vibes were weird
>>219785487
>>219785510Anissa is probably worst of all time if we're being fair
>>219785478>Haha wow that's retardedThis came after a rigged jeopardy for immunity where Bashir was leading by a mile, but either Letty or Jet wrote in an epic Family Guy callback as the final question.The Twins got it right and won immunity.Jet was fucking pissed.
>>219785496it's Jet, Ben, Binx, Vimp, Landon, Bongo and Duanye
>>219784242Jet said he didn't chain Ellie to a radiator too
>>219785504that's an actual jeopardy rule. their problem was not realizing that being able to double or nothing your entire score on the last question is retarded when EVERYONE can get points for every question.
Bashir is like ShinjiOnly rated because all the good fish left (bezo, vicky, jd, beth)
why is vimps head a chiseled manly square with a manly butt chin and why does she look so so so so much like a man
>>219785550nigga said beth
>>219785336That's retarded. Is it "cool" to have an intense reduction of effort from Famous House to whatever we're getting now? The show SHOULD be getting better quality with every season.
>>219785508Jet can't come up with anything without ChatGPT
>>219785528She's not as bad as like Charity, Meg, Ted, or Smack, but she's down there.
Charity, Anissa, Emma and Bezo are the 4 worst fish of all time. I think only Alexis and Smack are near the same level of forgettable.
>>219785515Bashir didn't lose any points on the final question. Jet said when he realized Bashir didn't know the answer that he didn't have to bet, so Bashir retracted his bet.
>>219785550Trvke
>>219785486Vimp and landon are engaging in haram handholding for the rest of eternity. tune out now with a good memory of this shitshow.
>>219785562With the lack of good challenges in the Cell and Finale Gauntlet, and the season as a whole, it seems like he can barely use ChatGPT either. Nigger doesn't even seem to know how to prompt it properly.
>>219785530>wait I rigged it too hard for the guy I already brought back from elimination and made the show centered around while ignoring the religious practices of the other members and he ended up losing to autists because they knew more trivia I thought he would surely know>I'M ANGRY, LET ME BOX LANDON OR WHATEVER
>>219785560nigga a whole fucking lot of us didn't like famous house because it wasn't really fishtank it was more like a side project.
>>219785550nigga said bezo
>>219785566Only charity and anissa deserve that title. Alexis had the best body in fishtank history. Agree with smaack
>>219785515This is the score right before the final Jeopardy question
>>219785550James is Shinji Bashir is Tayleigh
>>219785567Damn my bad
>>219785531When do they start and what are they actually going to do other than take drugs and double prolapse Binx over the course of the drive?
>>219785444>they changed the rules to allow late candy.rules don't mattah
Literally how hard would it be for mints or wes to make them a chat bot filled with every challenge they’ve ever done and use it to get more ideas?
https://youtu.be/Pyvy0hJYqc0?t=47official landon x vimp song
Why does everyone's favorite fishtank eason differ so much?
>>219785578It's about the effort. Clearly, a TON of effort was put into Famous House. And then CLEARLY, almost no effort is put into S4 or S5. And the S3 concept is the height of the Fishtank concept. Failed normies are far more interesting than fans, especially ones obsessed with getting famous and not even knowing they're live.
>>219785563all the fish you named at least had moments or thread relevance. charity laughing was funny and a bit like that goes a long way, it was funny that ted had all the girls in the house in a harem and got groped by burt, his exit was funny. meg made some good faces and used to be skinny that's funny. smaack had a lot of organic simps
>>219785592James never quit like Shinji. James is TJ. Bashir is Tayleigh/Jimmy
>>219785607they use chatgpt to ask if eating 10 hamburgers can make you lose weight
>>219785613Watching people like Binx and Mizzy chopping it up fucking sucked. I only ever tuned in for season 3 when Sam was in the house because I knew absolutely nothing was going to happen otherwise.
>>219785528nah, anissa was capable of playing it messy (she opened tuna can on bash clothes and bed), after all she was a fan, and difference between her and emma was that anissa was not trying to play a cumbunny for whatever advantage
>>219785576He gave authority to Letty, which led to a challenge that almost led to the contestants going into diabetic shock if it went through. People meme about it on here, but his brain really is fried from whippets and whatever other shit he's doing. He might legit have holes in his brain.
>>219785615you're retarded. seriously.
>>219785615apart from ted, none of these things are memorable
>>219785611rose coloured glasses, nostalgia felt in different ways, all around just their memory of the experience varying in different ways. when i think of season 1 very highly although i know objectively it wasnt very eventful in contrast to other seasons
>>219785615smaack would have had the most goranian reaction to the fishtank reveal by far, its a crime jet let his foster bias get to him for someone who was either way guaranteed to cut all contact the moment she left the house
>>219785619james never ran to the basement to cry about tts talking about his porn posting history
>>219785649season 1 still probably had the most challenges
>>219785622Letty saying "yeah you can lose weight after you eat 12 tacos.">wicked smart machiavellian manipulator
>>219785615the most memorable thing about Charity was how she accused everyone of attempting to drug her while continuing to drinkI wonder what happened with her? did they just stick her in an extended stay hotel and tell her they'd fly her home once the season was over?
>>219785668are we talking about shinji or bashir
Smaack! Like Stephanie and Mack and you SMAACK them together teehehehehehehehe :33
>>219785637Which was the diabetic shock one?
>>219785153allah punished him for eating pork.
>>219785619>>219785592>>219785550bashir is like shinji but rather in that his talents were wasted by wigger incompetence and ignorance even though they liked him
>>219785680she did an interview where she was pissed because they just shoved her in a plane and didnt pay her anything lol
>>219785637Yeah, the eating a giant gummy bear challenge was stupid.I don't remember if it was Bingo or Bongo but one of them was puking up liquid gummy bear throughout the next day
>>219785687The gummy bears
>>219785594in Jeopardy you are not allowed to retract your bet like that, Jet panicked and said it was ok for Bashir to do it. It was live rigging that failed because Jet couldn't see that 2700*2 is more than 4000
>>219785692lol where? I've gotta see that
>>219785441It's like pro wrestling, the worst reaction is no reaction.
I’m bored bye
>>219785691I don't see in what way he's anything like Shinji closest would be mix of Cole, Jimmy and Tayleigh
>>219785153god's plan so he doesn't have to participate in the goranian humiliation ritual
Sam destroying the entire famous house 2 bit, and possibly the whole season, over a gay guy
>>219785718i just explained the way you stupid nigger
>>219785668you're right, instead he threw one of the biggest tantrums of the season demanding that production come upstairs RIGHT NOW and explain to him why bashir is back as a contestant or he is leaving and had to be coddled in the confessional lmao
>>219785725HE WAS PAID TO DESIGN AN OUTFIT THAT WAS WORN BY A CHILD YOU SICK FUCK
There's never truly been anyone like James Drake or Bashir on Fishtank. Trying to compare them is pretty retarded.
>>219785731What talents did he waste?
>>219785441truthnuke alert
>>219785724>goranian humiliation ritualHe was going to get humiliated after Drake finished the course, they didn't tell Bashir and the bit was that he would complete the thing and find out Drake won two hours ago, but Bam ruined it.
>>219785736They un-eliminated a contestant. It was a good threat on his part too given that they claimed their reason for doing so was losing too many people.
>>219785180fuck you, cryo is a treasure
>>219785698huh? The rule was that you lose points if your answer is wrong and you lose no points if you don't give an answer. He didn't retract his bet, he didn't give an answer.
>>219785746an appreciation of art and god
>>219785736Valid crashout desu
>>219785751Bam has pure heart
>>219785725one of the most humiliating experiences for sam ever. nigga tried to rally everyone against the gay guy and all the normies just shrugged and were like, what's going on big guy? and then he ruined the backhalf of the season after multiple days of cleaning
>>219785725fucking with him over time cut a little too close to home for him so he had to roid out just like simmons
>>219785742Bashir is run of the mill fishtank fare, Drake is run of the mill midwest Christian rehab program fare (even though seems it was therapy not rehab), which is novel for Fishtank but common irl.
>>219785632For about 20 days, nothing happened in S5 either. Same with S2, both seasons being, more or less, just fans. The issue again, being effort. Needs to be 1 big challenge per day, with a mini challenge every 3 to 6 hours.
Reminder that Bezo was kicked from the show.He didn't leave.
>>219785725>WHAT DO YOU MEAN A BUNCH OF FAME CHASING NORMIES AREN'T FOLLOWING A BASED AND REDPILLED E-DADDY FIGURE LIKE ME THAT THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW?! THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE SIMMONS 2.0, EXCEPT DONE FUCKING RIGHT!>THAT'S IT, I'M FUCKING SEETHING. SHUT IT THE FUCK DOWN!!!
>>219785780I've never seen a nigga lie so much
>>219785300ftlBx is switching to vimp I heard
i got oneshotted by just seeing bongo on my screen, hope the best for her and her sister man
>>219785780the bezo general on bant is going to freak
>>219785786He was kicked from the show! He didn't leave! And they didn't want him back!
>>219785736so many viewers exposed themselves of having selective memories when it comes to James Drake.
>>219785780You mean bringing on the guy known for doxxing and trolling people would get the house targeted by swatters? I’m shocked
>>219785780good
>>219785776There's never been a Fishtank person seemingly genuinely motivated by religious conviction like Bashir. There's never been a Fishtank contestant who was from outside the sphere and rose to the occassion ever after getting the full Fishtank experience like James. They're unique characters in this universe and that's what made them good. I liked Landon and the twins too but we've had those archtypes several times before.
>>219785780and crowd goes mild
>>219785756The way it's supposed to work is that you see the category and then make a bet and anything other than the correct answer loses you the bet. Jet made an ad hoc rule that not answering retracts the bet when he saw Bashir didn't know it.
>>219785779season 1 still has the best format of ongoing week long challenge for immunity and smaller challenges for fishbucks throughout the day I don't know why they never came back to it
>>219785800Bullshit, everyone here thought it was bullshit in the moment too, because it fucking was. He basically spoke for the viewer.
Is it over for Jet? This season will barely break even with all the repairs.
>>219785691what are his talents? praying and rambling about stuff no one cares about?
>>219785811TRVKE
>>219785811There still has never been a Fishtank person genuinely motivated by religious conviction, you're just extremely autistic and know very little about Islam so you were taken in by classic shallow affect.
>>219785736this never happened. he asked for an explanation, was given one and moved on the next day
>>219785811bashir is just a neurotic jew which islam is, autistic about prayer and ablutions and being a faggot but you are just cool watching people get tortured and shitting themselves and choked out infront of you and don't say anything because you want to be on the torture show in the future
>>219785811>There's never been a Fishtank contestant who was from outside the sphere and rose to the occassion ever after getting the full Fishtank experience like JamesShinji, Burt
I have no desire to check because I made this card as a joke shitpost but I feel like if you watched goo wrestling in slow motion you'd check off like 60% of the card.
Landon status? Is he still there?
does anyone remember when jet said he laid the hardwood floors in the market himself
>>219785821>it was bullshitrules don't mattah
>>219785780>bezo still has ownership over fishtank discord serverjet achieved nothing
>>219785780good he was gay dogshit and grooms kids on minecraft and roblox being a faggot 30-year-old playing with toddlers and doxing them if they aren't gay
>>219785756Bashir put down points first, 1500 I think, before the question. When you do that in Jeopardy, you can't retract it. It's locked in.So the point is that you can take a huge risk. When you can hear the question first and then make a decision if you wanna bet, there is no risk.You either know it or don't.Jet broke the rules of final Jeopardy
>>219785836This, plus Bashir cucked content time and again over his holier than thou bs.
>>219785811>That was an L on my part Bashit doesn't even follow his own religion
>>219785848shinji was famously never fucked with until frank smashed his glasses and he immediately slipped into a coma for the rest of the season
insane tank: line all the ground and walls with thick rubber sheets/padding that is water tight in the corners so the house cannot get damaged
>>219785823idk but his hopes for a warehouse and to build a set seems unlikely without investors again
>>219785879>shinji was famously never fucked withjust like James
>>219785821This is Fishtank, not Fairtank normgroid worshipper. You're probably a Luke self-insert fag too
>>219785855basement
>>219785780It makes sense. I bet this comes back to the comment Jet made about JD and Bezo and them talking about Jet's cumbunnies before the show.
>>219785891i dont care about facts that arent immediately relevant to my post which was about shinji not james
>>219785756>>219785814>OOPSIEhttps://youtu.be/uMSl5mvLR0w
>>219785815but they did try it again this season (Plant matter, typing, goo) and had the jobs daily for smaller prizes
>>219785878>you now remember them tasking tayleigh with talking him into staying and it was the most half hearted ahh geez dood speech evershe could be funny sometimes
>>219785837nice revisionism, i watched the show lol
>>219784205> that they really thought the twins deserved to win after napping for 30 days and having to be told a dozen times to lock in and TRY during the finale.> that they really thought the twins deserved to win after napping for 30 daysThey slept so much that I barely remembered they were there for most of the time.
>>219785780Are we ready to admit that Bozo was just a male version of Meg?
>>219785879Shinji actually got sick towards the end, he had a cold. That house was bad.
does anyone have the "TRUE" frank reaction pic of him laying in bed in season 1? there has been so many times this season ive wanted to use it but i either lost it or dont have it
>>219785916guy who only knows "Meg" : this is giving me a lot of "Meg" vibes
>>219785912The Twin show and the Fishtank were really two separate shows that would sometimes cross paths over the course of the day. For the most part they were in their own little world most of the time and they'd always be asleep on the couch by 10pm completely missing all the crazy drunk shit or the dorm room wigger shenanigans. The entire cast treated them like retarded babies the entire time too.
>>219784479When James goes for the choke hold you can hear Ben in the background giggling like a school girl kek.
If you ever box on fishtank, please go for body shots when you have the chance. I get annoyed when I see the fish only go for the head of their opponent
>>219785821>He basically spoke for the viewer.maybe for nufans and drakeoids
>>219785780>Literal nobody orbiter exposes production because they got treated badlyTale old as time
I feel sorry for people like Twins who are now used as a palliative. They need to trot them out in front of the camera to show the paypigs that everything is ok, they are well fed and happy and perhaps ready to be abused more. Kinda like those egirls that now drag a literal retard around as a mascot for social media clout.It's all, as fishtank viewers would say, normalfaggot shit.
>>219784770you would find anything bliccy did cute because you want to have sex with her
Reminder that the Twins lost, but Jet forced a tie so he can do goo wrestling.
>>219785892Fishtank is about degrading and humiliating people who really need 50k.
>>219785892It wasn't even Fishtank for the first two weeks of the season. It still wasn't Fishtank except for a few select nights after that.
>>219785837>drakefag conveniently forgets his daddy's crashoutCareful there, you're gonna tear his cock off if you suck it any harder.
>>219785906Good wasn't a challenge. Typing was a challenge, but saying "you should practice" is not a challenge. And practicing was practically irrelevant because the gimmick was the big keyboard. Jobs weren't even close to challenges, and didn't give read world currency prizes. Also they came up with, MAYBE, 10 jobs and recycled them each day. Don't defend these lazy faggots.
>>219785961When James Drake shit himself and twins didn't, it was already decided.
You know what was crazy? People being shocked that James Drake could shit himself on command after he ate like 5 pounds of Taco Bell. Those people had to be Europeans who don't know what the Bell does to a man or something.
>>219785906The jobs were 90% nontent (sit in the empty market for hours) and the economy was broken.
>>219784856>>219784905Maybe don't spend $40k on hardwood flooring
>>219784241cryo can do better
>>219785780it feels good us doxing the house before the season started led directly to this faggot getting kick. jet should thank us
i wonder what the fuck winston is doing rn
>>219785959Nah, she just seems like a sweetheart, I don't even wanna have sex with her, she's too boney.
>>219785906they were recycling jobs after a week
>>219785980It's not like they spent it before the season started though.
>>219785736>explain to him why bashir is back as a contestantHe never watched fishtank before and thought it was just another reality show.James Drake being confused about the rules was a bit in the beginning of the season.
>>219785995>they were recycling jobs after a week8 months of preparation and couldn't come up with more than 10 jobs
>>219786002It was cute how eventually every time something happened James would just go to Landon and get the lore drop.
>>219785982I wish Bezo had stayed longer. He's annoying as fuck, which is content.
>>219784931>the computer room was scraped because of strat snitching.Yeah, it totally was just a coincidence that it got scrapped immediately after an Ellie and Claire message got through . We can't put two and two together here, we just blindly believe whatever Jet spews out of his ass.
Where is everyone?
Ashley is the most beautiful woman in the world
>>219785973Am a twinsfag but that was insane how quickly he managed to that.The part I don't get though is that later on Jet says that Twins could've won if they had pissed and shit themselves. But the challenge was whoever does it first gets a point, and not whoever pisses and shits themselves gets a point. James Drake did both almost instantly. So they weren't getting a point even if they managed to do it after he had already done so.
