Birth years of the characters if the Sopranos was made today
>>219788722I was born in 1992 and I look like Tony now
Thin-sliced gabagool
Whatever happened to Goku? The strong, silent type.Now THAT was an American.
>>219788722>1990 Was tony only 36 when the show started?He looks like hes 50 already or soAlso how come Carmilla be older than him?
>>219788861That's how 36 year olds look. Millennials uncs are looking at themselves in the mirror and think they are young. They have no idea how old they look.
>>219788735I was born in 2003 and I look like Feech La Manna now.
>>219788903My father is 50 and he looks a lot better a bit like Chrissy actuallyHe also works out regulary so maybe thats whyHes also italian ironically
>>219788722>stupid shit off IG gets posted here every single day nowdead site. Literally iFunny tier repost graveyard now
>>219788903kek this. It's because they look at themselves in the mirror for a long time every single day and get used to that image. Except IRL people see you as you are. There's no good forward lighting like in your bathroom, you're not pulling the poses you subconsciously do whenever you look at yourself, we see you from all angles which reveals your thinning hair/hunched back/love handles/etc. You just look like a normal middle aged man.
>>219788722>I'm older than S1 Toneshit
>>219788722this is fucked up
>>219788917kek
>>219788722was she really
>>219788861>>219788903He's balding. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yvgg5OpQgdc
>>219789391She looks like the average 34 year old millennial woman looks now, I'd say?
>>219789223I saw this on X 30 minutes ago
>>219788722No way Tony was 35
>>219788722Tony was born in 1959, so he would have been born in 1986 if it were made today, Carmelo would have been born in 1987.
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>>219788861Akshually Gandolfini was 37 or 38 when the first season was shot.
>>219789467>Carmelo
>>219789457I saw it 3 days ago on IG
>>219788722WHO THE FUCK WAS THIS
>>219789276ywnbaw zoomtroon
>>21978927630 year old poster who acts 17 on the internet
>>219788903>>219789276bussin
>>219788903A lot of people nowadays do look young though. There's more awareness of sun damage and information on healthy living for those who want to capitalize on it. The advanced male pattern baldness doesn't help.
>>219788722how the fuck am i older than james gandolfini? no way he was born in 1990
>>21978890399% of mill men still look younger than pic-related.
>>219793012I'll bet his dad was equally bald at his age. Either that or some guy on his mom's side.
Wasn't Tony 40 at the start of the series That would put his age back to 1986
Bullshit, tony is mid 40s in that picture. I am 37 and he looks more like my dad than me
>>219793050Genetics is funny. My dad was bald AF at 20 but at 36 I've still got a full head of hair. He's salty as fuck about it too. And my grandad on my mum's side was bald af by 20 too, but that was probably stress of WW2.
>>219788735>1992KWAB!
>>219793230James Gandolfini born September 18, 1961,Sopranos pilot air date: January 10, 1999Age: 38However, that was the air date of the pilot. It was filmed in 1997. That would make James Gandolfini 36 in the first season. Actually, he is 35 years old in the very first episode. They shot that episode in August of 1997, close to 36.James is 35 years old here.
>>219788903drinking green tea and not seeing the sun for 20 years pretty much stops time
I'm 37 and I look and act like Paulie.
>>219788903im 35 and have all my hair lmao
>>219788722I was born a male in 1983 and I look like Meadow now.
>>219788722kys
>>219789500Pilot was shot in early 97, didn't air til 99.
>>219788903I'm 37 and get carded from time to time.
I'm balding and I have a baby face which is the worst combo. I cannot grow a beard either.Since I got blue eyes, should I go for the Mr Clean look?
>>219789581That was their first daughter Prairie
>>219794426>I was born a male in 1983 and I look like Meadow now.
>In only 6 years Zoomers will be the same age as Tony Soprano Time really is the ultimate magician
>>219794585When did this guy go cross eyed?
>>219794586Yep, it's like laughing at the guy in front of you making line to the slaughterhouse.
>>219794586I'm a zoomer and that age is 15 years off for me.
>>219788917megaloool, good post
niggertits is a millennial website. 90% of posters here are over the age of 35. Real zoom zooms are on tik tok and discord.
>>219794749Discord is a wasteland
>>219788722I was born in February 1989, AMA
>>219794854What's your advice to a 21 year old?
>>219788903I don't look like a teenager, but I can say with 100% certainty that I look younger than James Gandolfini did at the start of Sopranos.
>>219794885Find a passion, a genuine passion ine that cant out you on a path you can see yourself walking with your head up, and always stay true to yourself.
>>219794885hold on to your friendsHOLD ON TO YOUR FRIENDSmake as many friends as possibleget a jobstay out of the sun
I'm 34 and i hate being old. Life really sucks.
>>219795156>find a passion>>219795414>get a jobUhh
>>219789276Lol acting like you're not currently barreling towards that fat yourself is the funniest part
>>219795673At least you have dying to look forward to.
>>219795673What's so bad about it?
>>219789581Fielder
>>219788735I was born in 92 and I'm pretty much Ralphie without the wig
>>219795779Well I'm young and look great right now, and you are old and look that way. Not sure why that makes you mad, it's just reality.>>219789647You're the one obsessed with looking young (which you don't) kek>>219789739I'm 24 in the prime of my life. I'm not wasting my prime years away like your loser generation did. By the time I'm your age you'll probably be working for me for pennies kek
>>219795827You watch your parents slowly die then watch your friends grow into their parents. Unless you're some rich celeb they're no benefits with aging. This is why so many people cope with children. Also most old people are invisible, your eyes naturally ignores them.
>>219795971>I'm not wasting my prime years away like your loser generation didNot sure why you're trying to troll you'll be here soon enough. You're remember these words.
>>219795971>24 is still young! I'm still young!lmao unc go hug your kids the fuck you doing on 4chan
>>219796009>Also most old people are invisible, your eyes naturally ignores them.We're biologically wired to avoid old people because our brains associate them with death. It's the same reason we're biologically wired to love babies.
>>219796080Did you have 2M of self built net worth at 24? Because I do. >>219796104The funny part is your kids would have been my age if you had them
>>219793416it's the lack of hair
>>219788722Tony was not 36 in S1.
>>219796146>The funny part is your kids would have been my age if you had themhow niggatime machine?
>>219796146Idiot thinks wealth will fix his existential crisis. Men wealthier and more talented have have come and gone, all forgotten into old age.
>>219793012Zoomers honestly think they can well-poison their way out of getting mocked by millennials for looking like this.
>>219796149Also the obesity and drug abuse
Adam Friedland is as old today as James Gandolfini when he filmed Season 3
>>219788948My dad is 61 and doesnt look much older than s1 tonyDid chase ever mention how weird tony being 36 is? Tony is written like a middle aged guy, did they have to change it when they cast galdonfini?
>>219795971Im not mad, just funny how you're identifying so hard with the small 10 years of your life you'll feel this way, I'd start preparing mentally lol
>>219797793Tony is apparently 39-40 when the show starts as he was canonically born August 1959 (which makes him canonically 8 years old in the Many Saints of Newark LOL)
>>219788903TRVKE
>>219788722>tony is two years younger than memadone
>>219788722Thats what Italian genes and eating like shit does to you. Try to get 30 minutes of exercise in every day if you don't want to age like that
>>219789462He was born September 1961 and the pilot episode began filming in August 1997; so he was just about to turn 36.
>tfw zoomers are unironically sperging out over looking like 40 year olds and are now spamming "unc" and "I'm still young" all over the place in youtube, 4chan, and reddit as they are in their mid-to-late 20's/early 30'sKek, it's fucking glorious, and I still look better than most of you at 34. I get dagger-eyes from zoomer chicks when I go out, and all's I did was grow my hair out and lose weight. Zoomers are the most cucked generation since the Silent Generation, lmao.>>219796110>we're biologically wired to avoid old people because our brains associate them with deathComplete opposite zoom-zoom. We are designed to revere old folks because they survived longest and are innately evolutionary proven to be either knowing, or in the case of men, virile. It's why 20 year old chicks still get with 40 to 50 year old guys.
>>219789581trans alfred molina
>>219794545>I'm 37 and get carded from time to timeIt happens to old farts in their 50s too, so don't feel flattered.
>>219788722That's crazy actually. I thought Tony and Carmella were older.
>>219788903I look late 20s.
