kek what a loser
>>219893748buck broken by a dog fucker
holy baced
>>219893748Cast it
Get cucked. Get cucked twice. Kill yourself.
/tv/ hates Bourdain because he reminds them of themselves>At other points during the therapy session Bourdain describes himself as feeling “like a freak”, “very isolated”, characterizes his grueling, peripatetic lifestyle as “crushing lonely”, and recounts how easily something as insignificant as a bad hamburger at an airport can send him “into a spiral of depression that can last for days.” Toward the end of the session, when the therapist returns to her opening question “what brought you here? “, he responds “I'd like to be happy. I'd like to be happier. I should be happy ... I'd like to be able to look out the window and say, 'Yeah, life is good.' When the therapist asks “... and you don't ?,” he answers with a simple, reflexive “No”. He also confides to the therapist that he attributes his problems to a narcissistic personality disorder. And when the therapist asks how long he has had this trait, he says “I think always. So nothing to be done."
>>219893748Was he suffering from depression of something? He didn't make any sense.
>>219893780Stop busting my balls
>>219893748He also paid off the "rape" victim that cucked him lmao
>>219893748You're in France and you've probably got a load of money and the best things you can think of to do is try to hire a prostitute, text your ex, and then kill yourself?
>>219893748Why does she have the name of an anime character?
>Killing you'reself over a 4/10
>>219893748They look through your google history when you die?
>>219893804Imagine getting bummed out for days because of a bad burger
>>219893748> be an arrogant asshole> abandon your wife and child> hookup with a tattooed jewess> kill yourselfNothing of value was lost yet for some reason, people keep trying to promote this guy as cool or something.
>>219893748>busting my ballsToday I learned there's an english translation of a common expression in my language.
>>219893927Never seen a mafia movie?
>>219893804i will not stoop so low to kill myself over women
why would he need to google her so often?
>>219893748>Have Dad's Google History, have 300
>I've never been in a synagogue. I don't believe in a higher power. But that doesn't make me any less JewishThis is really funny
>>219893748yo lil donnie
>>219893748He killed himself because he left his loyal wife of over twenty years that he knew since high school so he could travel the world to find himself and get cucked.
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>>219893748SPOON AND A BIC LIGHTER
Never got bullied by Hoe Zogan. https://youtu.be/LT0bVFboglM
>>219894193
>>219893804He's a rich guy who had his life handed to him since birth. He has no struggle, he already accomplished his dream since youth, he's a chef, and just retired too early for his own sanity. Nothing really makes him haply anymore.If he just had real friends, and tried to do more, like idk, open more restaurants, and would've dated a younger woman, he'd probably not kill himself. A guy without friends is one of the worst things. Friends who actually look out for him, and talk honestly, and maybe bust his balls a bit. Not having anyone to be honest with, and provide a different perspective, can kill you.
>>219894265>If he just had real friends,Except there's a reason people like him don't have "real friends". It's because they're self-aggrandizing narcissists. On top of that this guy is an inauthentic goober larping as some rock star of cuisine. His entire personality is bogus and requires a constant managing since he's a phoney.
>>219894265why would anyone want to be friends with him?
>>219893748I get it
>>219893748Post white young bull who cucked that kike to death
>>219893804Based and this makes me bummed out pilled
>>219894420why would anyone want to be friends with you?
>>219894487you sound gay as fuck. fuck off back to /lgbt/
>>219893877
>be asia argento>star in a movie about child abuse where she plays a mother who pimps out her child (The Heart Is Deceitful Above All Things)>8 years later have sex with the actor who played her son>the actor, who was 17, tries to blackmail Argento and Bourdain pays the blackmail>Bourdain then kills himself.
>>219893748Have a Google search of your GF. Have it 300 times.
>>219894700this is beyond fucked. how is she not cancelled?
>>219894571>>219893877do they still do that if its unequivocal that you definitely killed yourself or do they only do it if they suspect foul play?
>>219893748
>>219893806he got cucked and did not have a cuck fetish and wanted to dievery logical
>>219894262this shit is so fucking retarded, back then only rich had slaves, those fags think average person back then were eating grass or something because they didnt knew how to cook food?
>>219893780natalie portman and jeffrey epstein
>>219893806He was sucidal for decades, he talked about driving home drunk and stoned every night, and making a deal with himself to drive off a cliff if a bad song came on the radio.
>>219893748>looked up prostitutes before killing himselfThats kinda cool. I hope I die the same way.
>>219894193I can't wait for there to be no white people, so people obsess over minute skin color differences instead>hey, that's drinking fountain is for LIGHT SKINS only!it's already begun, ask zoomie bitches and they will tell you with a straight face that "lightskinned guys" are not the same as blacks.so cuckdain here saying "everything will be fixed" when there are no more whites is hilariouspeople will ALWAYS find something to hate over, look at india and their "caste" system
>>219894763I have no idea. Argento kicked off the MeeToo "movement" with Rose McGowanhttps://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/krishrach/asia-argento-rose-mcgowan-tweet-legal-action"In August, the New York Times reported that Argento had settled a lawsuit in 2017 with actor Jimmy Bennett, in which he claimed she had sexually assaulted him in a California hotel room in 2013.""At the time, Bennett was 17 and Argento was 37. Argento maintains that Bennett blackmailed her and her former partner, Anthony Bourdain, who helped pay a $380,000 legal settlement."I wasn't even exaggerating.>troons/pedophiles liked the movie as they dress the boys up as marilyn monroe and get him to do a sultry dance before whoring him out.
>>219893748Why is he so red in that photo, it's like he has his neck in a noose.
>>219894532Kek keep seething Semite
>>219893804Im not an NPD faggot. Anyone with NPD would be making the world a better place by killing themselves.
>>219893877They also check your steam account for hours spent gaming.
Reminder that you can be a depressed druggie addict, but NEVER let yourself be a simp.
>>219894193This always assumes that people won't discriminate in their sexual partners (they do to an extreme degree)
>>219894880>making a deal with himself to drive off a cliff if a bad song came on the radiohe'd be dead the first minute
>>219893804Why not just flood your brain with antidepressants
>>219894969he was a cucksee>>219894700>>219894925
>>219894516They wouldn’t
>>219894925> At the time, Bennett was 17 and Argento was 37. Argento maintains that Bennett blackmailed her and her former partner, Anthony Bourdain, who helped pay a $380,000 legal settlementThey parodied this in Curb Your Enthusiasm, down to the exact number I think
wait how do they know what people googled after they dieAfter you die how do they check that?
>>219893804I see myself in him. He seems like he's spent his whole adult life trying to be 'cool', or at least his idea of what cool is. I struggle with my identity and my personality too. I'm 33 years old and I still don't know who or what I'm supposed to be, or how I'm supposed to act. Sometimes I want to be seen as a serious, respectable type of guy, while other times I want to be seen as a funny, laissez-faire type guy who's the life of the party. In interactions with other people I seem to have no natural state. How I behave depends on how I want to be perceived in that moment. Because I'm aware of this, I don't know if I'll ever be able to have a natural, subconscious behaviour pattern, like most people seem to have.
>>219895012he got cucked because he was a simp
>>219893748>suicide He was murdered and was used as the Epstein body double for those blurry photos of his "corpse"
>>219895062I think its simple, he probably did not delete it. I mean I would not give a shit about my search history either if im about to kys.
>>219893748cucked to death
>>219893804/tv/ hates him because he was wildly rich and could MAKE money traveling the world, getting drunk, and eating at gourmet restaurants.But that level of luxury wasn't enough for him. The only thing he couldn't do was fuck ONE girl he'd already fucked anyway.All the other pleasures of Earth weren't enough. Not even two Negronis were enough.
>>219893804Sorry but I hate him because he's a faggot rich kid that LARPed as a poor kid who had it hard. I don't care about his mental health. I also hate him because he was a cuck.take your pseud shit back to r.eddit.
>>219894785did he ever explain this? it’s odd that a man who dedicated his life to the pursuit of flavor didn’t care whether his coffee tasted good
>>219894265I always said, Bourdain needed a few more decades of seasoningI read his memoir, he had a fairly standard cooking career, worked for some great people, and was really coming into his own skill-wise, though he still had a nasty monkey on his back to kick (heroin) before he could become a complete personAnd then BOOM, they pulled him off the kitchen line and espoused, "you are now one of the greats, stop cooking"and instantly he spent like 20 years being "the traveling cooking show guy" telling us how amazing some hot bat soup in Hwizhang is, but never wowing the audience with his OWN skillHe spent longer as this phony ultimate world traveler chef whom you can't tell anything to, than he spent actually honing his craft and EARNING such a titleThe truth is they had an idea for a TV show with a lot of money behind it, and he fit the bill so they forced it. Then it was a smash hit and no way were they ever hitting the brakes until he literally died. If he hadn't been cucked by a 17-year old, he's been on a new show already, "FOOD WITH UNC"Compare to Gordon Ramsey, a man who never stopped cooking, probably because he loves to do it. He no doubt got offered countless competing shows over the years, and maybe they even would have been pretty good. I think if he started a No Reservations style show NOW, when we know he's seen hundreds of filthy kitchens on Kitchen Nightmares, and has made literally every dish on the planet a dozen times, and we've SEEN him do it, it could be really insightful. Obviously he wouldn't play the screaming character from his American shows, he could be quiet and reserved and just enjoying a form of "retirement" while he sips exotic soups and homemade dishes. But they put Bourdain in this role, practically fresh out of line work. 20 years too early and ruined his life, if you ask me.
>>219895142Many such cases.
>>219895063You're borderline, that's fine. Just make sure you remember that your perception is only one part of the story, every time you want to react to something remember this.
>>219894452>met thousands of women travelling the globe>killed himself because some dogfucker pedo didn't like himCouldn't be me. Maybe when I got broken up with at like 13 I was pretty down about it but not today.
>>219895049if they did that after he killed himself that was cold.
>>219895063your only problem is, you're overthinking itif people like you and you're not a dickbag, nobody cares about the character you're playing and whether you're silly or seriousI am serious with adults and elders but I would be weird to act in a completely serious manner with children, so around children and women I'm a little more goofyNobody is thinking about you later, "Hey, Anon usually acts super serious, but tonight he was acting all goofy and funny, what the fuck? Is he just lying to all of us?"
>>219893804I hate him because he’s a a leftoid Jew
>>219895223he was a member of the hollywood tribe of big noses and they made his career and eventually killed him off to protect another even bigger nose >>219895123
>>219893804>a bad hamburger at an airport can send him “into a spiral of depressionThat's why you make your own food at home that you know is gonna be good
>>219895223>it's someone else's fault this dude is a phoneyI never really understood what makes you tools simp for some celebrity fuckup. You're bending out of shape making excuses for this phoney narcissistic fuck.
>>219895306It was 2021 and they didn’t include Bourdain’s role, just the exact age of the actress and the “kid”. And the money. Basically shitting on the kid (who is playing Young Larry in a new show Larry is making) for claiming he was a “victim of sexual abuse”
>>219893982To check for updates>not using incognito
>>219895223Do you have a newsletter I can subscribe to?
her dad in his weirdo horror movies had her nude as teen. of course she became cluster b fucked up and drove her bf to suicide.
>>219894768When my cousin had a heart attack, the coroner took all the electronic devices in the house to go through them. They said it was to see if he had ingested or purchased any items that would've caused it. They even went into his fitbit account.
>>219895460Least plausible story of all time.
>>219893867It's called being white
>>219893804why the fuck is his therapist sharing stories about his therapy sessionsaren't those supposed to be confidential
>>219894265I don't get how men have friends as adults. I've had business connections but the closest thing I ever had to a real friend as an adult was someone I knew as a kid. Other than that there's really nothing. Business partners and drinking buddies. I am turning 39 this month, though.
>>219895063
>>219895439>NPC dialogue tree>post longer than 50 words -> leave epic social media zinger
>>219893804dude was fucked up for life cause he became addicted to opioids in his early 20s. Messed his brain chemistry up. You can never trust a former heroin junkie no matter how many years they're clean
>>219893780>>219894877
>>219894968>they know I played Amorousruh roh
>>219895726No he was fucked up because he was clearly a goofy goober but somehow he thought he's a cool guy then he got depressed and self-conscious when he realized he's never going to be cool. He's basically a Milhouse trying to act like he's "street". This kind of bs fake personality only somewhat works on rubes through the magic of tv, but irl nobody wants to hang out with these types because they're painfully inauthentic and keep trying to seek validation.That's why he had noone to turn to when Asia fucked him over, not a single solid friend that could tell him to get over her. A grown ass goofy man pretending he's some college aged rock star.
>>219893748Google your ex.Google her another 299 times.
>>219894700Let's face facts gentlemen, Bourdain fucked that guy too.
what do you do when you have a close ally you know that's going through those kinds of thoughts? its not something I ever thought I would ever have to help someone with until now.
>>219895893I did this once and turns out she became an amateur pornstar, only a few videos tho
>>219893748Anyone who saw her extensively tatted body can tell she gives no F. No morals, principles, nothing. He was a ridic man that shouldn't have his quotes be memed - morons don't know it's irony.
>>219893804But I don't have narcissistic personality disorder, I have an inferiority complex
>>219895898you can't do anything. just be kind to them.
>>219895568What's he gonna do about it?
How do they know he googled those things? Google server logs correlated to IP? Device fingerprint? Actual on-device browser history? Would a VPN have helped?
>>219895965you can have both at the same time
>>219896037probably due his browser history from death scene investigation moron
>>219895062Everything you ever did or said online is stored in some NSA database.
>>219894768they do it for a laugh to see if you looked at some freaky shit
>>219893804Was he really a woman?
>>219895965Basing your self-image on external things you can't control is a disaster. Anything you want to improve is just a project, small steps like training an animal. Bourdain based his moon on hamburger? So anyone can ruin his day. Resilience is about bouncing back from bad experiences, this requires you to decide what matters in (limited time on earth) and what doesn't.
>>219894193All the coffee colored people would just be racist against the varying shades of coffee. That wouldn't fix shit.
>>219893804>a bad hamburger at an airport can send him “into a spiral of depression that can last for days.”Damn, that's rough
>>219895544Bourdain was a jew though. Are jews White?
>>219896313That is basically how Asia operates. With the whitest looking ones being tops
>>219893804>something as insignificant as a bad hamburger at an airport can send him “into a spiral of depression that can last for days.”Jesus
>>219896416the european ones yeah. they bleached themselves.
>>219896364>>219896476Me, I get the $5 duo at burger king and go about my day without wanting to kms
>>219893748'Hanging himself to death?' Holy shit I hate pidgin English.
>>219893804What a weak bitch
>>219894262Leftists are so fucking braindead, man.
>>219896571Sometimes people hang themselves for the sexual thrill like David Carradine and Anthony Bourdain
>>219895063There is no true "you", no man behind the mask, no greater hidden truth about yourself you have to figure out. "You" is how you present yourself towards others, thats it. all the other deeper concepts of the self are bullshit because they are founded on your fickle thoughts and not your actual behaviour.A man can be both a silly and serious depending on the company and the moment. He can be both caring father irl and obnoxious dickhead on the 4chan. No persona is more true than the other but neither are fake.
>>219895580>closest thing I ever had to a real friend as an adult was someone I knew as a kid.Most people don't move very far from where they grew up and end up keeping lots of their childhood friends even if their paths diverge. You just end up with so much shared experience that even if your personalities develop in different ways, there's all that history acting as social glue. For those who go off to college, move to the big city for a job, move to another big city for a different job, and run the circuit of hip cities for young workers, they end up with a bunch of acquaintances all over but few to no real friends. I used to run a couple of meetup groups for such people. Created many social circles, introduced many newcomers to people they'd be "friends" with, but in the end, everything was transitory. Many of those people who thought they'd be friends forever now live 1000 miles apart and only have superficial interactions on social media. At least some of them did end up getting married (usually not someone from the meetups) and settling down. Others are in middle age and some even older, still drifting around the country, with each stop getting more difficult to establish a new social circle.
>>219896037He forgot to open a private browsing window
>>219893877"what is the name of the woman"
>>219893804Hey I learned a new word today
>>implying that wasn't done on his phone by the former Mossad assasin that Weinstein had follwing him to make it look lile suicide
>>219893804Why didn't he just do nofap and cold showers?
>>219894262The last line invalidates the whole thing. As usual the rich costal liberal elite celebs forget poor whitw people exiated down south too. Not everyone coyld affoed to own slaves.I am a yankee and always shit on southerners myself, but even I think the poor whites down south get glossed over too much.
>>219896937it would've been sort of funny if the assassin found him dead so he couldn't collect the money
>>219893780Ron Pearlman and Charlotte Le Bon
>>219894700You left out that part where Argento was involved with Weinstein and Harvey had a former mossad agent turned gun for hire follow her and Bourdain around.
>>219893748Incels should think of people like this sometimes to see that it could be worse.
>>219894265>A guy without friends is one of the worst things. Friends who actually look out for him, and talk honestly, and maybe bust his balls a bit. Not having anyone to be honest with, and provide a different perspective, can kill you.that's most people here
>>219894925>Bennett was 17 and Argento was 37.Nice.(I know. The fact that she knew him as a kid and was in that creepy movie with him makesnit far more complicated than a 17 year old getting some from a cougar.)
>>219896985NPCs that never experienced existential crisis and real depression can't understand that "therapy", "gf", "gym" or some other bullshit will not fill the void in your soul.
>>219897130Helped me quite a bit to start working out and getting a job. Sure I'm not the happiest guy alive but I'm not suicidal anymore.
>>219896230I suggested that as one possibility! Why did you call me a moron?And do they really just go through your phone like that upon death?! Isn't it the property of his estate?>have heart attack>world now knows you're into black granny porn
Press S to spit on this violent anti-White racist cuckoldS
>>219897130Is this AI or did some dufus really pose for the camera in this position and overlay itOr did someone else modify it
>>219893804~Isn't the whole point of a therapist to talk to someone confidentially? Why is this public?
>>219894262the irony being that this sort of rhetoric is how rich white people talk to each other because it makes them look magnanimous
>>219897206Yes they go trough everything to rule out it wasn't murder. And yes if you are celebrity everything you do is public knowledge.
>>219896671Literally me. I'm 35 and have never lived in one place mine than 3 years. I haven't even been here a year yet and I'm already looking for the next place to move to.
>>219893804no, I'm not a narcissist and I don't have meltdowns over a bad burger
>>219893804>/tv/ hates Bourdain because he reminds them of themselvesA successful, clever man who gets the ladies? I don't think so.
YA BREAKIN MY BAAAWWWLLSS
>>219897766don't forget the cuckoldry fetish
>>219897766>gets the ladiesHavaaaaaa Nagila havaaaaa
>>219896696This sounds like a brownoid attempt at an ironic post
>>219896364>>219896476I get that. Not over food, but something that should only be mildly annoying can at times annihilate my entire day.
>>219897766What are some clever things he did?
>>219894193Ah yes, the usual out of context clip posted by /pol/tards that falsely claims that Bourdain wanted "no white people".I'm more surprised no one hasn't posted that dogshit retarded article claiming Bourdain wanted no white people for his Houston episode.Israel must be slacking on the payments for their boardshitters.
>>219895223Wise opinion, but I'd like to point out that he was still an adult. If he weren't a narcissist asshole, he wouldn't have been ruined by too much fame and success too early.Since he was a narcissist asshole, he probably would have killed himself anyway if he was forced to languish in obscurity longer than he did.Frankly, you're just explaining why he died THIS way, but I think he would have turned out to be an empty, self-hating scumbag no matter what.Hell, he probably lasted longer as a a celebrity than he would have otherwise.Guy Fieri never had these issues. Some people are just douchebag weasels, and some people aren't. Grats for your empathy, but some people are just miserable faggots and it catches up with them no matter what.
>>219893748>mentally ill incels calling anyone a loseryikes but also cringe
>>219893804This will get talked down as teenage angst but I never understood how anyone can be happy when no matter how rich and healthy you are you are going to get old and suffer, you will never experience all life has to offer, if you have empathy you have to live with the fact that there is suffering all over the world at all times and there is nothing you can do about it, for every winner and wholesome story that puts a smile on your face there are countless losers. For every animal that gets rescued by an owner who spoils it there are animals in pain with no one to help them. Happiness doesn't exist to me. Just temporary distraction.
>>219898156It'll never not be crazy to me to watch strangers make these unhinged assessments of a famous person based on cherry picked elements of his public persona
>>219898322high IQ post
>>219893804I think /tv/ just hates chefs in general because most of /tv/ eats like this every day:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgFBpcAc3FU
>>219893748WHAT A LIFEWHAT A BEAUTIFUL BEAUTIFUL NIGHT
>>219897130>woe is me I’m not even going to try to improve my life because it’s all LE HOPELESSYou’re a self-defeating, miserable faggot.
>>219898322extremely low IQ post.
he was gonna cook them prostitutes
>>219893748Travels all around the world eating and talking to it all then giving advice about how others should and even need to do the sameDude couldnt even get over some stinking bleeding gash between some bitches legs and ended what may be the only chance at life he gotLolIf he wasnt such a dummy he would have looked inward and would have been able to get over his need to stuff his face with culture and its food so much
>>219898322You sound like you love your life based on narratives shaped by headlines and top-down media disseminationAnd your priorities within that context are cute but you're still a goofAge?
>>219896659>>219895063Read "One, No One, One Hundred Thousand" by Luigi PirandelloIt is about this. Or watch Serial Experiments Lain, either works
>>219898322Yeah.
>>219898322teenage angst, the post
>>219898996
>>219898126>he says as he posts the original Vaush
>>219893877Is there at least a cutoff point where if I stop the porn for a while they won’t bring it up when I die?
>>219893892good tendies but they forgot the hunny mussy and you checked the bag too late and your mom has already driven too far away to go back Yeah that’ll fuck you up
>>219898156Is this about Gordon Ramsay is an upstanding guy just pretending to be asshole for TV rating? JFC, they all want a TV show to build a brand that gets farmed out to franchise restaurants using that brand name -- it's build a marketing brand then the food follows. Has little direct link to a guy's mental health. >>219895223Kate Spade, Alexander McQueen worked for their keeps and still suicided.
>>219894193CNN probably forced him to put anti-white rhetoric in his show. He didn't do it in No Reservations.
>>219894700cucked by a literal childI guess if it was a black kid he wouldn’t have killed himself, he would be rooting for dante
>>219893962It was not just about the woman you dumb fuck. Can you not read between lines?
>>219893804I hate him because he thought The Wire was amazing. Killing himself over a woman was also shitty.
>>219899645This, it was the drugs and alcohol destroying his ability to feel happiness. Heroin is so good that it'll ruin your life.
>>219893748That's a way to give women the ick
>>219899489>IMG_nigger
>>219899977>using one of all two platformsAndroidfags are just broke/brown and it's the same cancer but worse. Nobody here posts with a PC anymore and you can tell because few people bother to include images. It's all just lazy shit that people can hammer out with their greasy little thumbs in under 30 seconds.
>>219894785>Light and sweetNo wonder he was so sad
>>219893748Modern technology, the internet, AI, is almost all-powerful. But there is still one thing it cannot do: mend broken hearts.
>>219894925>marilyn Manson, Jeremy Renner (pre-dickless) and one of the zack and Cody twins kek what ? ive never even heard of this shit
>>219900037you know the rules. post tits
>>219900889I'd put that on a hot dog
>>219893748Never liked or was interested in this guy when he was so popular then found out later "White culture bad" was his running theme and his anti-White racism and anti-Americanism were quite open in his shows. My instincts were correct.
>>219895580im friends with the same guys I was friends with in high school (we're all 32 or 33) and I actively avoid them kek. I always see people on this site talk about wanting friends so bad and having no one to hang out with. I have a bunch of friends I just became extremely avoidant and like isolating myself in my house. I hang out with them sometimes and even play games with them online but I also go on benders where I will just no contact anyone in any form whatsoever for like 4 months
>>219893748I went through this so many times. Googling my ex, trying to find a remnant of her digital footprint, looking up escorts and never calling them, considering suicide with an intense sense of despair. Well, I didn't kill myself and I probably won't. I can get easily depressed but I don't want to defy God. And my death would probably kill my parents too.
It's always so strange when guys like this kill themselves. He's old, has money, and has fame. Surely he knew that there was a flock of bitches waiting to swoop in after he dropped that skank, right? I think the bus ticket was over more than her. I think he never really felt loved. That or I'm projecting.
>>219900877>tits with timestamp proves you are woman2010 called and wants this uncle back
>>219900919>Whyte pipo food bland>Ooooh ethnic streetfoods very delightful>Gets food poisoning Ackkkkkk
>>219899546There's literally a screencap of him and Alton Brown making anti white comments from No Reservations itt. Fact of the matter is that both those faggots are leftoid retards. It's crazy the sort of comments and racist lies public figures could make and get away with during the Obongo years so long as they were against white people. Anyways RIP bozo
>>219894265Narcissists don't have friends because they suck to be around. The only way for a narcissist to maintain friendships is to pay for them.
>>219894516I'm a natural therapist for people so they fucking flock to me and pester me to listen to their shitty problems. Just listening is enough to make one sided friendships I guess. I often have dreams of living on the moon or waking up tomorrow and the entire mass of humanity has vanished. That would be my paradise. Not a cutesy internet larp, I'm formally diagnosed with 5 involuntary psych holds to prove it.
>>219898322God is eternal, the created world only points to Him, which is why true happiness can't be found solely in created things. You made a valid observation, but the correct conclusion requires a bit of faith.
>>219894175We always shit on gold diggers who get with wealthy famous men, but we don't shit on the men who trade in their loyal wives for younger models enough.
>>219901647don't you faggots joke about hags and hitting the wall all the time? you have no say in this matter
>>219897130Working out is the only thing that actually helps. I'm not saying it is a full blown cure, only that it helps. Also ego lifting to match some kind of physical standard in your mind isn't the best for this. Cardio would unironically be the best. Cardio and sunlight are major mood improvements if you are a sedentary depressed person. Again, not a cure, but don't knock it until you try it. Keep your expectations in check.
>>219901683That's what I'm saying, it's a double standard
>>219893804Yea, being a famous chef who travels the world is really relatable to 4chan kids. Fucking retards. TV hates this faggot because he was pathetic. He had it all and cried over a bitch.
YO LIL BOURDAINYI JUST DRANK TWO BIG JUICY NEGRONIS TO PISS OFF LIL DONNIE
>>219898322>how anyone can be happy when ... you are going to get old and suffer, you will never experience all life has to offerMost human beings who ever lived got by just fine. You're likely experiencing a hormonal imbalance trapping you in a pit of despair, self-pity, and weakness because that's just common in our time and you probably aren't special. Either kill yourself now or get cracking because it won't get better until you force it to. Fuck's sake dude, you aren't even listing any actual problems hanging over your head. There are guys financially enslaved to some horrible bitch they knocked up in high school, but I don't see them begging /tv/ for sympathy.
>>219893748If life gives you a choice between fucking whore of your choice or killing yourself, take the hooker
>>219893867show us your 10/10
>>219897130Anyone trying to act in short form youtube chink tok videos is a cringe faglord with sense of embarrassment or they're genuinely mentally ill.
>>219899391I assume the reverse actually. My personal conspiracy theory is that if you force excessive turnover in FAANG moderator staff through the PTSD your fetishes forced them to witness, you're labelled in a special category that's only relevant if you're politically active (for blackmail purposes of course).
>>219901776Post rare Bourdains
>>219895965I'm just inferior.
>>219893780Eric Begosian and some whore
>>219893804>I'd like to be happy. I'd like to be happier. I should be happyDo faggots really do this? Life is suffering and you're lucky if the bad outweighs the good. Still keep moving.Most people figure this out by 20 and this boomer dork was crying into his 60s? Its good he's dead
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>>219893804No, I'm just not fond of hebrews.
>>219901776>recruits you to be in his motorcycle club for cuckolds
I don't believe in ex-girlfriends or ex-wives. Once you're in love with someone, it's for life. This is how the institution of marriage came about in the first place. The person you love may not share your feelings, but your feelings are immutable despite that. It's small wonder, then, that when someone you have such feelings for jilts you, you then have suicidal ideation. For someone who has been depressed for the majority of his life, then, it is not surprising that such a jilting resulted in a suicide.
>>219893748>obsessing and killing yourself over some mid bitchVery KWAB. He should have been able to do much better.
The Chinese diaspora I know here, in the United States of A, go to McDonald's every day for a full breakfast. Yay or nay?
>>219902854the heart has a mind of its own, they saythis bitch literally murdered a nigga
>>219902814Dude he left his wife of many years to go fuck some literal junkie whore, who then cheated on him.
Have a rope, have two
>>219902854>KWABthe people posting this shit are this biggest bitches ever, because they're not even 20 years old yet.
Have a piece of Jerky. Have 2.
>>219893748She's an evil cunt. I fell for a bitch like that once and I paid for it. I have to pity Bourdain I know what he was dealing with. You shouldn't love the bitch; but you do. There's no easy way out of it.
>>219898322Don't worry, it really is just the teenage angst.
>>219898322They can be happy because they only care about themselves and only think about the now.
>>219902991He was reaching too high. He thought very highly of himself. And so did the rest of the world, confirming his arrogance to himself. This led him to believe he could score one of the hottest bitches on Earth. When she decided that he wasn't worthy, he ended his worthless life. You could write a Brothers Grimm fairy tale for adults--a cautionary tale--about this.
>>219903063Human mating is much like spider matinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRnCeg-EWio
>>219903042Baseless assumption and ignorance.
>>219903063Men are biologically coded to be protective of women, because they're a valuable resource to create more humans and because during pregnancy they need to be safe for the duration. This protectiveness is embedded deep in our psyche so even if a woman acts overtly evil and destructive, it still cannot be helped that men seek to excuse their behavior.On top of that women are well aware (and resentful) of their vulnerability, and the fact that they can be easily overpowered, so they have refined the art of using words to inflict massive damage instead. And being ruled by emotions (due to hormonal imbalances) they are often belligerent and finding new outlets for their frustrations.It is known.
Duchamp showed us the true workings of an advanced society. It is driven by men who desire the adoration of women. Who is really in charge?
>>219903314Mozart
>>219893877>when you dieThey publish it when you die, theyve been looking through it since you started using it. What, you thought the internet was some closed magic hub?
>>219893806Former heroin addict. It blackpilled him on happiness, nothing else could compete
>>219901612>Have faith that god is torturing and raping you and others for good reason, goyim!
>>219899977Imagine getting bummed out for days because of a website
Letting yourself get that obsessed over a woman is faggot shit
>>219893877>would the germans have won if they conquered moscowand etc. Pretty highly embarrassing, I know.
>>219900889I love Bourdain but Guy destroyed him with that BIC lighter and spoon comment.
>had the coolest job ever>still killed himselfwhat chance do I even have?
>>219903102id call it adult angst, when i was a teenager i was happy and unconcerned with this sort of thing
>>219894700jeez he really was some beta turbo cuck even with all his fame and money
>>219903115I feel like this poster had a trans ally flag in his reddit profile at some point (not judging)
>>219905020You never stood a chance of getting into show business. All these people are sick ghouls and Bourdain was a peek behind the curtain of what their lives are really like. Be thankful.
>>219893748wait, when you die they look up your search history and post it online? since when was this ok
>>219905564I thought the same thing. It seems like they are trying to sell everyone on the suicide narrative. Maybe he really was killed.
>>219905561Do you think the Jews who run Hollywood are coping with the fact that any random goyim can become a huge star by acting like a jackass on YouTube, bypassing their whole cool kids club? We aren't even going to have real celebs in 20 years, just ecelebs and industry plants with tons of interplay between them
>>219894880That's retarded, why would you want your last moment in life to be listening to some shitty song? If I'm gonna fly off a cliff, Free Bird will be blasting
>>219893877>recipe for carne asada>what time is big brother on>do niggers have x-ray vision>how long before call girl back>how to text faster>do niggers have x-ray vision>easy no knead bread recipe>do niggers have x-ray vision
>>219895757why would they reduce their sales on purpose?
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>>219893780>Cast it
>>219905890I was curious myself after reading this post.
Just today firefox removed google search as the default.Except I never used fucking google search so it just deleted what I was using.
>>219905727Jews sleep well at night knowing they control all the big stars in social media. Everyone online with a significant presence is a plant. The business of influence never changes, just the platforms do.
>>219902202Be open to a world where you may not understand or agree with the n'wah next to you, but have a drink with them anyways.
>>219893748>Anthony Bourdainare we still talking about that nerd?f
>>219905918I will seriously buy a Jeffery Epstein mug if someone links me one.
>>219893748This man is me.
>>219893804Yep, literally me.
>>219894997Doesn't work and will turn it into a mush.
>>219895131Everytime I consider suicide, I delete everything only to regret deeply when I fuck it up and end up alive. I think the problem is preparing everything and getting physically tired after while also calming down so I just go to sleep and wake up feeling good enough to not do it. One day I'll just shoot myself randomly and it'll work.
>>219897130what a fag
>>219893804I’m glad I’m not a narcissist
I remember his show as a kid. made me want to try different foods. killing yourself is kinda gay tho.
>>219898322Very immature minded angst. You unironically need to smell the roses breathe some fresh air and count your blessings. For one a man can easily live a huge amount of life before hes even 30, I did it and I grew up poor af but I got a van and traveled the country. Life is simple find some people you love find a career that doesnt make you hate life to go to weekly go on a hike go on a drive play your instrument listen to some music and raise your family. I got all that and im 30 and fulfilled as ive ever been, I used to be chronic depressed but I figured it all out, raising your own kid helps a lot in satisfaction but you can work on other things if youre not lucky enough to acquire that. No sense in brooding, life is challenging enough just affording the roof over your head once you have that everything else is simple.
>>219893921>> be an arrogant assholeso, be a /tv/ poster, then?
>>219893748jej
>>219907149>once you have that everything else is simple.Ok so how the fuck do I get that then retard?
>>219894880>He was sucidal for decades, he talked about driving home drunk and stoned every night, and making a deal with himself to drive off a cliff if a bad song came on the radio.In one of the first No Reservations episodes, he "joked" about hanging himself in a hotel bathroom.
>>219897078This guy and Anthony Burch make me feel better about myself. Starting to think the name Anthony may be cursed.
>>219907586>Starting to think the name Anthony may be cursed.Mark shouldn't have stuck his dick in Egyptian crazy.
>>219895223>Gordon Ramsey, a man who never stopped cookinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iM_KMYulI_s
>>219897078Chuds = responsible for your own life. Dating/kids = responsible for many lives like Chris Watts...ACK
>>219906290Does this apply to OGs like Pewdiepie?
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>>219893748Not as big a loser as the nigger loving faggot kike jannies working for the chink who bought this worthless money sink of a website.kill all jannies.
>>219902058There is no number high enough worth killing yourself over
>>219893748eh i've been there before minus an heroing
He's gonna get two fat bitches pregnant tonight to celebrate.SAY IT!
>>219893804i've bought drugs on the same street he's bought drugs
>>219908140This is prefect are there are countless recurring Threads that could be summarized like this.
>>219893804>crying and wanting to kill self over bad burgerNo, I am not like him.
>>219893877i'd be fine with this however people will know i have a pee fetish and like hookers i feel like it's not that big of a secret would be embarrassing if my mom saw but could care less if others did. i'll be dead after all
>>219895568anon made that up you can tell from the grammar mistakes
>>219899391at that point you wont gibe a shit would you? i guess your family can bear the shame of your goon queer habits but eben then youll be long gone anon
>>219895063why do you care about any of this? just act how you want to in the moment
>>219907953Yes.
>>219895580it's easy to make friends in places like new york where you aren't expected to settle down quickly, there aren't many places like this in america though and it comes with it's own cons
>>219898322i had big ambitions none of them came true. the happiest moments for me are laughing with friends, the few times a year i get to creampie a chick, and a little booze and coke. life is hard and it always will be, i think happiness or better yet contentment comes from being grateful for the small amount of times life goes right, and the little things day to day like a sunset or a good meal
>>219893804>/tv/ hates Bourdain because he reminds them of themselvesno, they hate him because he's a privileged jewish celebrity who said the only way to cure racism was to kill whitey on his tv show
>>219901934i've done this it has saved my life the last time was recent hope i don't have aids
>>219893748Are they sure he wasn't looking up the other Asia Argento
>>219908361He was big before any of that kind of thing even existed. Wasn't Machinima one of the first?
>>219906764i make no prep when i'm feeling suicidal i don't really feel bad about my digital footprint even tho i'm a little pervy. i will have to do it in a car tho, i do not want to devalue any of my or my loved ones property but they can just trash a car i blow my brains out in
>>219906955The people who use the term narcissist in this manner are consistently awful people to be around
>>219908419Downsides of NY? Some parts of it seem pretty ghetto, but are they Chicago ghetto?
>>219908556I agree with this. Other than the birth of my kids, I would say all of my "big accomplishments" in life felt hollow, unfulfilling, or had caveats that spoiled what should have been a great time.Off the top of my head my favorite memories that come to me are playing pickup games with neighborhood friends, traveling the neighborhood in packs, going to the beach at night drinking and smoking, and spending time with people who are now long gone. Things that cost basically nothing and were completely spontaneous.I was working on my house with my dad last week and we just sat on the back deck, dirty, eating Cumberland Farms hot dogs and chips for a lunch break, just shooting the shit and spending time together. I'm at the point where I can truly appreciate that kind of moment. I don't need or want some grand event or special curated experience
>>219893804Not me
>>219893804That's not true, I hate him because he's a disingenuous phony who treats the third world like it's his exclusive soup kitchen to boost his moral ego.>look how REAL i am, i'm slumming it with these simple folk eating cheap noodles with vegetables still covered in dirt, i'm so cultured and authentic, can you imagine eating in a country where they wash their hands first?It's infantilizing and pretentious garbage and it's clear from his sad outcome that this was done to bolster his deep, deep insecurity.
>>219893842There is nothing fun to do in france>Hon hon hon would you like to eat some snails while mohamed stab you mon cherie ?
>>219908812It's obviously A.I
>>219908755not even remotely Chicago ghetto. it's pretty safe in most areas without nigs desu and i can tell you those areas. there's more women then men here so super easy to get laid by really good looking women but no one commits, that's the downside. possible but a stereotype at this point. i know two couples only>>219908785based and redpilled
>>219901485>picwtf that's literally me...>wiki schizoid personality disorderHoly fuck.
>>219908812This is like 50% of what a certain segment of society means when they talk about "traveling">>219908851>unfunny reductionist /pol/ismsAnonymous, those stereotypes have value, but your post is not funny
>>219908812
>>219908899>retarded zoomers self-diagnosing mental disorders based on Internet memes in REAL TIME in this VERY THREAD
>>219893748damn, his face looks like an old catcher's mitt thereno wonder his "gf" went for younger
>>219908941It's funny that they get a brief 5-second burst of happiness for seeing a cartoon girl character depict them as happy when they are not really happy.
>>219908941>zoomers self-diagnosing based on symptoms >docs diagnosing based on vibes I don't know, the first option seems better.
>>219893804No one needs therapy. People just need to dedicate themselves to reality in the form of challenge and work. https://www.mediafire.com/file/izw36z57zykeefy/The+Road+Less+Traveled,+25th+Anniversary+Edition+_+A+New+Psychology+of+Love,+Traditional+Values+and+Spiritual+Growth+(+PDFDrive+).pdf/file
>>219908851>There is nothing fun to do in franceHey! You from the US of A as well? Fuuuck, can't believe it! Get over here and have a sit with me, damn. Did you watch the game last night? God DAMN I can't believe that ref, but anyway.... Did you go to the Eiffel tower yet? You gotta see it, it's amazing. I'm so glad I paid for this vacation. My wife is cheating on me and I'm going through a divorce. Btw want to talk about what college my kid is going to? C'mon and have a sit here dude. C'mon and HEY WAITER!!! WAITER!!! Another coke for my buddy!!
>>219909002>no one needs therapy>"I'm totally qualified to make this declaration even though I spend all day on 4chan">posts therapy book
>>219893748He had some pretty unpleasant things to say about white people, which was unfortunate.
>>219908755One wicked big problem.New Yahk is full of New Yahkahs.
>>219908995Did they decline to pay for your estrogen?
>>219909029Wash your penis.
>>219909070Spend all day on 4chan
>>219909029>no one needs therapyCorrect.>"I'm totally qualified to make this declaration even though I spend all day on 4chan"I don't know who you're quoting. You shouldn't invent people like that for no reason. You wouldn't do that in reality, or if you would, people think you're very strange and I'm sorry to tell you that.>posts therapy bookM. Scott Peck was a psychotherapist, and he says in the book that I posted, his own book, that therapy is not necessary. It is a tool, and it is often a tool people use to keep spinning their wheels in place. The only things that truly matter are dedication to reality, that is, seeing your current situation for what it truly is, and working to improve yourself and the lives of your loved ones. Challenging yourself day by day, and putting the time and effort in.
>>219894700>>219893748>Jeremy renner and Marlyn mansion both flew across the country to play pedophiles>the author of the book is an admitted pedophileArgento is a sinister figure. I think fiddling little boys isn't all she was into.
>>219894785>I don't care about coffee>Go on a autistic ramble on how he like it in a specific way and can't accept the others
>>219909194>schizophrenic who spends 100% of his time online has meltdown because he was challenged onlineYeah, you're not balanced and I don't think I'll be taking any of your advice.
>>219909269Again, I don't know who you're quoting. I'm going to paste the link one more time. This is your wakeup call. You'll receive many more, but the best time to dedicate yourself to reality is right now. Good luck. https://www.mediafire.com/file/izw36z57zykeefy/The+Road+Less+Traveled,+25th+Anniversary+Edition+_+A+New+Psychology+of+Love,+Traditional+Values+and+Spiritual+Growth+(+PDFDrive+).pdf/file
>>219909194>M. Scott Peck was a psychotherapist, and he says in the bookJordan B. Peterson was also a psychotherapist. Have you read his books? I'm 100% sure you haven't, because you quoted "wash your penis", which shows you don't understand a single thing he ever talked about and only want to make flippant shitpost buzzphrase comments regarding it.But that's ok, because I'm not trying to convince you to read him, I'm merely pointing out your own ignorance and hypocrisy as a good reason for /me/ not to take anything you say seriously. Have a good day.
>>219909301>I don't know who you're quotingDisingenuous. You know full well what greentext is. Pretending you don't is further evidence that you aren't a person to take seriously.Stay mad. Stay unbalanced. Stay on 4chan 24/7. Never leave your hole. Shake your first at therapist clouds because your therapy book said so.
>>219909064they were too busy discussing dennis reynolds diagnosis on social media
Why do we know a dead man's internet history? Is nothing sacred in this gay world?
>>219909404who are you quoting isn't a novel or complicated idea around these parts
>>219909682It's the disingenuous bleating of a coward who can't defend his own ideas. If you can't understand how to communicate on 4chan, you have no business lecturing anyone else with your inanity.
>>219893804why didn't he get invited to the island? imagine how happy he could have been hanging out with jeffrey
>>219909710Can't tell if you're mad as hell over a shiggydiggy-tier term or just way too committed to the bit
>>219894925HE WAS 17 YEARS 364 DAYS OLD YOU SICK FUCK
>>219909816He's already traveling to 3rd world shitholes. He gets 'em straight from the source.
>>219894700>>219894925damn i gotta watch this
>>219895062are you logged into gmail, at all, right now. you can just look up every single google search youve made for the past 5 years, with a timestamp, right now. every single thing youve ever searched for is like, at best, 10 seconds away for you to check.
>>219895757finding a bill cosby book for sale at the local goodwill was awesome. i tossed it on the coffee table to start conversations
>>219895757old yt guys arr rook der same
