If he did it, why?
Is that el chapo?
Alec Baldwin would be proud
So he could fuck a different washed up hag. Also, prob legit enjoys hurting others.
>>21992913030 minutes after the news broke I went on every Facebook news page , like cnn, nbc, abc etc and started the rumor that he killed her. Also yes, he definitely killed her.
he did it for teh lulz
>>219929130Was A.I. deaging applied?
>>219929130Same as Marc Maron, she discovered his child porn stash.Alex Karp will never be discovered
>>219929222
qrd for anyone not retarded?
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>>219929130He came across so friggin guilty in this one tv interview I saw. It was worse than the police bodycam from the Chris Watts house. Or worse than that Prince Andrew interview. I don't know if he killed her or not but I know he thinks he killed her for sure. Maybe by accident or maybe by purpose
>>219929130>weird baby face fat guy>weird pointy chin bitchSurely even with fame and money he couldnt do better? Why ruin it with murder?
It's a cold and lonesome road, fellas
>>219931590guy murdered his wife and got away with it
>>219931590Supposedly got his wife hooked on all kinds of opioids and she "overdosed" and died. Then he published a book she had been working on about a serial killer. The book helped the police catch the killer, he was more than happy to take the spotlight for it. A year after her death he was already engaged to another woman
>>219929130Why do you think?
>>219929130Sick satanic freak.
>>219932174The book had absolutely nothing to do with the killer being caught. They compared the dna evidence to dna database and it narrowed the search to 1000 members of one family.
>>219929130She was cute before the uhhhhhh, incident
>>219929130Why not? Killing cunts si cool
>>219929180Patton off to Denny's for memory breakfast.
>>219932174>A year afterThat's really not that crazy. Some people move on faster than others. If it was a month later, that'd be fishy, but a year is pretty reasonable.
>>219932899You're going to hell Mr. Oswalt.
>>219931889Are you sure he murdered his wife
>>219932899Aubrey Plaza.
>>219931861arby's sound good right now
>>219929130Someone post the pic i haven't seen it in so long
>Miss that wife like crazy, gonna throw a kegger in her honor>Peace out.
Michelle McNamara was surrounded by uppers, downers, painkillers, cocaine — and even a substance similar to ecstasy — in the private drug den of the family’s lavish Los Angeles home on April 21, 2016.A prescription bottle missing a label was filled with Xanax. While speaking the cops, Oswalt, 48, claimed the medication belonged to him.But in more sinister findings, officials called to the death scene found TFMPP, or Legal X, a recreational drug often sold as an alternative to MDMA, or ecstasy. The pill was embossed with a lightning bolt, and was hidden inside a small plastic bag tucked away inside a larger bag.In addition, they discovered cocaine and levamisole, a dewormer for livestock often mixed with the hard drug, inside a small brown vial, also covered in a plastic bag.Officials also found painkillers oxycodone and hydrocodone, and Dextroamphetamine, a dangerous stimulant that can lead to psychosis and heart failure.The painkillers and stimulants were NOT prescribed to the mother of one.Lab reports indicated that her blood tested presumed positive for benzodiazepines, fentanyl, and various kinds of opiates.
>>219934130>this imageThat's so fucked. That's sick. I laughed.
>>219929222Same energy as the wikipedia editor who predicted Chris Benoit's death>>219931711Lel
>>219929130God I hate that faggot.
>>219932988Even if he didn’t, the amount of drugs involved are shocking considering he had a seven year old daughter in the same house at that time. Think about that every time he presents himself as a moral guy
>>219934130>McNamaraLike the Canadian twin martial artists?
>>219929222>Also yes, he definitely killed her.What makes you so certain?
>>219934130she could've scored all of it completely on her own and OD'd without anyone else's involvement, it would still be HIS fault because she would've only become such a pillhead to cope with being married to him
>>219929130She was making a move. He had to get it on.
>>219931861>bringing the emmy as if he just drunkenly walked from the venue and didn't get it out of the car for the staged photo for the planned post for the desired ego-stroking engagement he used to pretend to be the kind of guy who would despise such behavior
>>219934130glad someone posted it
>>219934130Patton mentions that a 17 year old boy looked like a "craigslist hookup" when he stumbled on a mansion orgy in one of his jokes.
>>219929130She made fun of his penis.
>>219934130If the guys who gave Michael Jackson and Prince their deadly meds can go to prison, then he is guilty too and admitted they were his drugs.
>>219934130That's a HELLUVA potent chemical cocktail
Didn't nick mullen break down how he did it? Basically Patton described either his or her parents homes as having benzos on the coffee table like hard candy and just prescription drugs everywhereDorky smart women that I've known are the biggest drug fiends, especially if they're a bit ugly. They get used by Chad and spiral and then go to festivals.Oddly enough the prettiest and most athletic and intelligent women that I've met all never do drugs and have boyfriends and husbands.
>>219939614prince and michael jackson sucked. Rick James was the only cool one with good music.
>*has the shittiest best of the worst episode in you're path*
>>219940703I can't fucking stand when they have a celebrity on the show whose name isn't Richard Fucking Evans.
>>219929130I think posting on social media about your spouse's death anniversary is kind of weird.
>>219940958I almost shit my pants wheeze laughing at this.
>>219940934yeah he's high af and laughing while posting it thinking he's fooling us dumb sportsball watching chads
>>219934130My kind of party
>>219940896I’ve never watched a single BOTW with caulkin or oswalt. They both annoy me
>>219940958heckin chuddy
>>219929130Ask him under the tweet
>>219932899It's fine but then I also can't take you seriously as being so sad, I just can't imagine having actual deep feelings for someone and then making the deepest commitment to someone else so fast. It's not like he was 23 and at peak sexual prime the dude was already fat and 40 trying to get his dick wet again which is just pathetic. Maybe I just take life too seriously.
>NOOOOO IT WASNT THE DRUG ADDICTED WIFE THAT GOT THOSE DRUGS HERSELF AND OD’ED IT WAS HER HUSBAND THE WHITE GUY
>>219941732>It's fine but then I also can't take you seriously as being so sadSame. My best friends wife died almost a decade ago and he can barely go on a date. He had one girlfriend for a while but he spent the whole relationship bitching to me about how she wasn’t as good as the dead wife.
>>219932899a year isn’t shit. you’re a horrible person.
>>219941590gigachads say this
>>219932899>but a year is pretty reasonable.Underage detected. A year is a long time to someone who is under 18. If you're in your 30s a year feels like a week and a half.
>>219941916if he got an asian wife he'd still have a career baka
Sometimes things run their course
>>219941942Are you saying if he had an asian wife he wouldn't be the lovable, down to earth and extremely intelligent man of the people that he is?
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>>219941966she looks so fucking mean and overbearing which is worse than the big ugly gorilla part desu
>>219931711kek
>>219942007yes that's because she's a cunt irl, people think it's because she's black that she's hated here, that's very much incorrect, and feeds into her victimhood narrative. She's simply hateable. But Bill is too, he deserves her.>NIGGUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH>Oh geese oh god
>>219942045The fact that "their" baby is very likely not his is beyond fucked.
>>219942045well her being a big ugly black women is tied into her having joy reid energy but ya she's hated because she's mean and bill flipped out when people thought it was a bit funny that he married a black girl like u couldnt even mention it or its a problem
>>219931590Patton Oswalt is the real Green River Killer and his wife was getting too close so he killed her and rewrote her book to frame an innocent man.
>>219929130I miss pre-Trump Patton. His first three albums and “Zombie, Spaceship, Wasteland” are genuinely great.
>>219929130He was a chomo and she found out and was going to blab so he did what he did.
>>219931861Patton and David Cross are the absolute kings of humble bragging.Cross has that bit about going to a fancy $500/plate restaurant, and then complains that the dessert consisting of a mound of chocolate with a sheet of gold on top is a big “fuck you” to poor people.He wants us to simultaneously know that he can afford to casually blow $1000 on a dinner for he and his girlfriend, but he’s still totally a man of the people, you guys. Totally.
>>219941590It was a combination of BotW becoming the fucking Muppet Show (“C-list celebrity of the week? What are YOU doing here?”), softballing Kenobi, and gradually just becoming a Star Trek channel that killed RLM for me.
>>219931590>qrd for anyone not retarded?a celebrity had the audacity to not be right wing so when his wife died of a drug overdose based 4channers decided to make up rumors that he killed her as a funny prank
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>>219931861Errant French Fry on the table, combined with murdered wife. Pathetic.
>>219942254>a celebrity had the audacity to not be right wingLeftists live in a fantasy world.
>>219929130Please tell me the comments are nothing but "you killed your wife". Please give me that glimmer of hope?
>>219942331so true sis. and these leftists just do NOT understand why pretending someone murdered his wife is a cute prank and not a totally evil, sociopathic thing to do.
>>219939378>>219931861Yep. Patton loves setting up these bullshit photos just like he set up his wife.
>>219929130>Miss you, babyDidn't he remarry like a month later?
>>219942254>a celebrity had the audacity to not be right wing
>>219934130The only thing that bothers me about this image is that her mouth is wide open. Like he isn't even holding it open, she just sleeps with her mouth wide open? And even if she did, they'd just fall in her mouth. Other than that the drawing is perfect.
>>219942363Damn... that's a deep thinking comedy assassin hard at work right there.
>>219942254>HAHAHAHAH CHARLIE KIRK GOT MURDERED FUCK THAT GUY HIS FAMILY SHOULD BE NEXT HAHAHAHHAA!!!>NOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T TALK ABOUT MY FAVORITE CELEBRITY AND THE SUSPICIOUS WAY HIS WIFE DIED AND HOW QUICKLY HE MOVED ON!!!! THAT'S HECKIN FASCISM!!! SAVE ME NIGGERMAN!!!
>>219942358Well, did you kill your wife, Patton?
>>219934130these are the people taking the moral high ground on Trump
>>219931590>>219942006>fat funny man from King of Queens wife dies>feelssadman.jpg>2 weeks later angry nerd announces he will not review feminist propaganda ghost movie #12>fat funny man goes on relentless attack against the nerd>internet asks fat man if he should be mourning his dead wife...No>they then suggest the reason he is attac nerd is because he himself murdered his wife>internet runs with dead wife ghost memes for 9 months>through this all, nerd is silent>year later golden Globes award fat funny man a thank you Globe for his relentless attack on the nerd
>>219942395>UM BUT CHARLIE KIRK
>>219942395Kirk was funded by USAID. He was on the leftist payroll. Nobody here had even heard of him until he got shot despite being in the previous screenshots of USAID funding.
>>219942447>It's okay when we do itSuck a dick and die, faggot.You've celebrated every single bad thing that's ever happened to someone you don't like. You don't get to be all pissy when it happens back to you.
>>219933001Man, she really just moved directly onto the next guy and got plugged up with a kid quick. Also recently found out her dead husband was the screenwriter for I Heart Huckabees, one of my favorite movies, so that bummed me out. Guess the bouncy ball to the face trick really does only work temporarily.
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>>219942492>all of the agitprop twitter bot accounts I look at are perfectly representative of hundreds of millions of people therefore any evil thing I do is justified
She was obsessed with serial killers but didn't notice the killer goblin right under her nose.
>>219942604Lol. Did Sam actually cry or is it just the meme
>>219929130Um, sir, she can't hear you and this is Twitter.
>>219942366>Didn't he remarry like a month later?That was the plan but I think she fell in front of a train. Fortunately Patton met his (third?) wife that day at the station when she was helping to scrape Patton's previous wife off the train tracks.
>>219933520Wow and I suppose you think throwing edgy nuggets on the internet is funny Humanity really is barrelling towards the end Anyway I'm super bummed about those kids, is there a planet fitness near here?
>>219932899My ex cheated on me and walked out with another dude, and it took ~6 months to even subconsciously climb out of the denial phase. Then during the holidays, the reality actually sunk in and absolutely fucked my health, and I'm still recovering from that nearly 5 months later. Jesus christ I can't believe it's been that long now.tl;dr a year is NOTHING if you truly loved someone.
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>>219942604I dont think thats sam u responded to
>>219942797god I wish. I thought i had gotten over her, but my brain never did. I started having extremely vivid nightmares of getting back together with her. Nearly every day for a month straight. I'd wake up with a smile, thinking that I was clutching her in my arms. I started going to therapy and it's helped, but I still randomly get flashbacks of her and our memories. Completely random and unprompted. I truly loved her and she just threw that away like it was nothing. The blackpill on women is nearly PTSD-inducing.
>>219942839I understand you m8. You have to remember that 80% of the posters here have not even touched a female. I was dumped years ago by someone I was deeply in love with and was a literal 10/10. It took me over a year to even slightly recover. I've now been with another girl for four years, but I still haven't recovered from the other one.
>>219942736>Humanity really is barrelling towards the endOn point.
>>219941909Sorry little man, but I have to break it to you.
>>219942736>nuggets>barrelling
>>219942658Yes he cried on camera over charlie kirk.
>>219942839Start drinking heavily. Also therapy does nothing but keep stirring it back up. You need to bury that shit deep. This is what no medical expert will tell you but it's the truth.
>>219942891Yeah that's true. Most of 4chan feels like r9k now. Most anons just don't understand. Im glad you're doing better now at least in a different relationship. Do you feel like no relationship will ever be the same as your last?Men never talk about this shit irl and it's disappointing because I know we all feel the same. Most men have a strong sense of loyalty and honor.
>>219942777You sound like me 20 years ago. Now I'm 40 and haven't been with a single other woman since. Get ready for a life of hell, kid.
>>219943067I can't drink unfortunately due to aforementioned stomach issues. But I have to disassociate pretty hard sometimes. Therapy does help but more just due to venting. My therapist is a woman but has been surprisingly very receptive. It's nice to have a woman hype me up a little.>>219943135I thought I was prepared but I don't think we can ever truly prepare ourselves for this life. I need community in the very least. I'm already losing my hair before 30 so it's pretty much over for me. How do you manage this life anon?
>>219943216>How do you manage this life anon?I used to drink all day every day and smoke weed constantly. In all seriousness, don't do that. I mean, it's fun for a while, but I've only recently (over the last few years) started to get out and meet people again. And while it's still very possible, you don't want to hide away for too long or all of your resentment will just reflect back onto yourself. Community is good, but the right community, not alcoholics and drug addicts.
>>219942648>IT WASN'T ME IT WAS LE BOTSLook at the responses. It's all of you. Nothing I do could match your evil, so no, I won't hold back.
>>219942839>I started going to therapy
>>219942254I think at the very least he’s morally culpable and I think he feels the same way. It has nothing to do with orange clown man
>>219934130How the fuck you have enough drugs in your home to open a pharmacy and do no jail time
