JC edition>ftl NEWS-- It's friday.-- Crazy gang streams later.-- Bingo and Bongo are getting a new PC today.-- Johnny Neptune survived.-- Bliccy and Betty pfp added to the website.https://www.fishtank.live/https://fishtank.observer/https://classic.fishtank.livehttps://x.com/fishtankislivehttps://kick.com/bingobongo-twinshttps://www.instagram.com/fishtank.live/https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislivehttps://fishtanklive.fandom.com/wiki/Fishtanklive_Wikiprevious: >>219945811
we ain’t using a JC thread this bug needs to be forgotten
>>219948392why?
TJ got cucked.Shinji lost all of his money, dropped out of school, and had to go back to Japan as a shell of his former self.Tayleigh lost her whole fanbase by being a dumb whore and also got brain damage from smoking crack with her drug dealer BF.Trish is still a boring whore except fatter now, who was the second most forgettable fish from season 2.Jimmy is a balding, nearly 30-year-old man who is obsessed with children's television and wacky quips while also dealing with early stages of schizophrenia.Meg is fat and nobody remembers her because she is the most forgettable fish of all time.Summer has been put in a mental institution multiple times and is dating a man 20 years older than her, and Jon fucked her in the ass to preserve his trad virginity while taking her dignity.JC gets nightmares from Fishtank to this day.Cole is becoming a fat alcoholic who watches Blacked porn, burned all of his bridges and is now descending into obscurity, with his mind is shattered, insisting he has had it the worst of everyone outside of the tank.Brian upgraded to a legitimately hot GF, redeemed himself in Season 2.5, and is an alpha.
>>219950871they broke up
>>219950871>TJ got cucked.he cheated
>>219951184Proof?
So is Sam's new show basically just>look at these huge 30+ fuck ups, you better be scared and not end up like them i'm not complaining, both episodes were funny
>>219950871who cucked tj
hi
>>219951243it's not a bad idea to cash in on boomer hate, better idea then the political garbage
>the real stream happens tomorrow guys
>>219950871>got brain damage from smoking crack with her drug dealer BF.for real?
Ok fine I did it
Jobe proved how unfunny he is when he came in with>can i fuck both of yousat the twins during the stream
>>219951243why are you watching sam hyde
>>219950871Season 2 really was cursed
>>219951243its not that different from fishtank desu
>>219950871i tried talking to cole about music but he ghosted me
>>219951293 I thought it was pretty funny desu
>>219951243I think it's more of a "this could happen to you too" style thing. Try them out, they're pretty funny. Chris consistently fucking up the conversation flow and Sam berating him is quite good.
post the abi asmr please
>>219951303imagine how coo0l this pic would be if it was the twins instead of this druggie retard
>>219951298only one worth remembering desu
>>219950871Brian got dumped and the engagement got cancelled
>>219951303tayleigh but somehow even worse
>>219951330wordshe sucks
>>219951316yeah 100% is based on his interviews from fishtank
>>219951243Sam is just copying Caleb Hammer.His content is about laughing at idiots who made bad decisions and it's very popular now.Sam's version is more broad than just financial stuff, but the core is the same, it's about degrading people for money and views.
>My bake got ignored cuz everyone thinks I'm DD_GenesIt's over...
>>219951163
>>219950871Where did all the Cole blacked stuff come from?
Which thread
>>219951351Make one
definitive
baking proper thread now
>>219951351the thread that gets the abi asmr linked first
>>219951344Have you tried not acting like him?
https://strawpoll.com/PbZqb5J5vyNhttps://strawpoll.com/PbZqb5J5vyNhttps://strawpoll.com/PbZqb5J5vyN
>>219951349He posted it himself
>>219951351this one
>>219951330Twins are druggie retards
>>219951329https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1776635605552957.mp4
>>219951330twins are druggie retards tho
So much content
>>219951372>GUYS HERE ARE MY TOP 15 NOW PICK FROM MY TOP 15
>>219951384>>219951379do you know what the word "this" means?
>>219951372>no ellie
>>219951363Ellie's old enough to be your daughter
>fishtank has opened the doors for [people who have never gotten any kind of fame outside of streaming to 20 people]Do Kiwifags really?
>>219951368trvke
>>219951346 Muting himself for half the stream and just typing was an attention ploy btw
>>219951389aaaaa my trust fund pretentious art comedy yay
>>219951403>frankfrank is less famous than he was before fishtank started
>>219951389sam loves chris so much
>>219951349Cole posted blacked
>>219951293False nuke that was actually hilarious
i miss head
>>219951400i'm 25
>>219951337I just mean stuff that will clearly make the edit because it would be impossible to tell the story of the season without it. Bashir didn't have an arc, he was the same miserable fag leaving as he entered, and eliminated twice like a KWAB.
>>219951381THIS IS SCREAMO SETH AND TLPwe want the abi asmr
>>219950871Peter is based. 6'4 chad and aura nuke who mogs everyone, was also willing to do anything to win. He would've wiped the floor clean in any season. It's only the dysgenic faggot paypigs like Aperture who didn't like him.
what does sam see in chris?
>>219951434She's 7
>>219951431yea same been a while since i last had a gf
>>219951403KF niggers are fucking delusional
>>219951415lmao
>>219951381she’s the worst
>>219951443a friend you weird freak
>>219951444
Why is Cole shilling himself so hard ITT?
i cant find the abi asmr bros my folders are a mess please help out
>>219951403daniel being told by jet he can make it as a streamer and months after while he had 3 viewers i asked him about his plans and he just said his only really plan for the future is to get better at streaming it's just so sad they degrade people and actually convince them of that insane bullshit is crazy.I think the reason why people really think "streaming is viable" is because the alternative is they actually have gotten nothing from fishtank. Even if the have 2-10k followers on ig/twitter or something from it they have no ability to monetize it or make anything anyone cares about. They just focus on streaming because otherwise it was literally for nothing.
>>219951443Audio engineer , music guy. Good to have for his upcoming videogame.
Brian would mog Clav
Abi is deadSTOPDO YOU NEED FURTHER INSTRUCTIONS?
QRD on Sam’s new show ARE YOU OK?
>>219951381>MORE! MORE! MORE! MORE!
>>219951441Very queercoded post
>>219951403most people who watch fishtank won't care about anything that's not related to the show like how they might like twins as streamers but don't give a shit about their art they actually care about
>>219951403Show that caters to and casts dysfunctional autists, NEET burnouts and BPD whores fail to make functional members of society, shocker!
>>219951372GOAT
>>219950871I checked out of season 2 after the night they all baseded out about sam hydeidk how you could give a shit about any of these people after that
>>219950871They should honestly just bring Cole back. He can save up some vacation days and do a stint as a freeloader. I don't think it's really possible to "burn bridges" with the wiggers. Alex threatened to kill people in the house, and Burt markyposted and threatened to sue production and they were both invited back. Production will need to rely on more returning faces to carry future seasons.
The opportunities fishtank gives you:>Suck jets cock>Suck bens cock>Get fucked on cam>Sardine tin and thanksgiving cast>Stream to 10 people>Get your family/workplace harassed>2-10k social media followersam I missing anything
Blood games wasn’t even a good idea. It just worked because Sam Xavier and Jon carried it. If you don’t have the first two people, blood games 2.0 would be dead on arrival
>>219951441TRVTHNVKE
>Jimmy is a balding, nearly 30-year-old man who is obsessed with children's television and wacky quips while also dealing with early stages of schizophrenia.based Jimbo
>>219951443A good friend that isn’t a drug addict and is just a normal reliable guy
>>219951520At least he raped ShadiWhat have you done?
>>219951499let me guess you also watched season 5, hypocrite
twin stream when
>>219951439This nigga talking about arcs as if anyone has ever changed from appearing in this show
>>219951445Same dawg we broke up n finally stopped talking a year later and its weird watching ftl and not watching it tgi miss her bros
>>219951533I haven’t raped a fat black woman. That has to count for something.
>>219951504They invited him to bloodgames, he didn’t want to come back
>>219951515Yeah we know
>>219951515Never Die Living debunked this
>>219950871Most won't accept this TRVKE. Breakup or not.
>>219951533i love jimbo and he didnt rape her
>>219951504Cole should completely stay away from this burning pile of trash and go live his best life, he has literally nothing left to prove
What caused Jet to vow to never do another Bitchtank?I still see references to it and it was just a cheap two-week mini-season
>>219951525but chris lynch is a drug addict. he does pills
>>219951556he said he would do it again recently I think?
>>219951539he didnt really have a story arc outside of seething a lot and getting eliminated twice
>>219951556He keeps saying he’s open to bitchtank2
>>219951290reasonableidk about beth, direnc, and ellie being in marry but you do you
>>219951556Shadi and claire
>>219951551jimmy has raped every women on earth
>>219951541gf broke up with me after 4 years and then 2 weeks later my cat diedit broke me to such an extent that i ended up simping for taylor and had to get on meds
>>219951556Bitchtank advanced culture more than Bloodgames did.
FUCK SEASON 1FUCK SEASON 2FUCK BLOODGAMESFUCK BITCHTANKFUCK SEASON 4 EXCEPT FOR DIRENC AND FREDDYFUCK SEASON 5FUCK KICKTANK
Are deadlifts the only non gay way to work out your hamstrings?
>>219951443organs to be harvested
Binx is still ignoring her simps to fuck Jobe!
need a TLP
>>219951566no proof. that was probably ben anyway. bad influence
>>219951293trvke
>>219951581 Who would you put in marry?
>>219951594>it broke me to such an extent that i ended up simping for taylor and had to get on meds
>>219951243did sam get rid of luke in favor of chris-chan?
>>219951574No one had one except for landon who from fat janitor to skinny janitor
>>219951607claire said it so it must be true
>>219951485bingo's art is good. i think they should take up duel painting like the JD gay one
>>219951504Burt and Alex b are characters, any fucked up stuff they did was either scripted or easily excusable with an apology or explanation off camera.
>>219951381I wish I was brain damaged enough to be a TLP simp, I'd be posting this all the time
https://old.reddit.com/r/fishtanklive/comments/1ssu8ws/what_are_some_funny_moments_from_season_5_that/ctrl+f "bashir"
>>219951509>Kent hospital>Streaming slot on Fishtank dot live>Cumbunny opportunities>Estanque guest spot>Onlyfans >future freeloader humiliation ritual
>>219951374>>219951426Like he used a trip or something?
Shadabiclaire is forever
>>219951556>What caused Jet to vow to never do another Bitchtank?
>>219951636I love the way they loved
I’m going to be a twin watched/donator for life or at least until Bongo gets a boyfriend or confirms that she was raped by Blane.
RIP to that guys cat. cat are base
>>219951639go back there
>>219951626Idk man Burt thought he was on a real tv show and the first thing he does is jack off in the middle of the day with the door open
i NEED to have sex with Bashir
Bashir is such a fucking faggot bros>James Drake would kill youSucking off another mans ego and fawning over his muscles and physical prowess is gay as shit and pathetic
>>219951624HA
>>219951536Yea the fish were more likeable and entertaining this season
>>219951504cole doesnt want to come back
>>219951553Didn't he say that's what he is going to do?
>>219951587stop
>>219951439I just wanted to use the word "arc" because it triggers the cynical hate and death trannies. All fish have arcs, Bashir unlocked his inner wigger.
guy who posts inflammatory posts about a contestant then near the end of the thread says "ctrl + f [contestant]"
>>219951641Yeah
>>219951665>>219951670Season 5 threads in a nutshell
>>219951485>don't give a shit about their art they actually care abouti do and i already know exactly what i'm going to commission from them
>>219951587and you're next ;)
>>219951674retard
>>219951655You gotta love the Bashter, you just gotta.
>>219951684Pretty much
ctrl+f abi asmr
>>219951670time traveler from 2 weeks ago award
>>219950746this nigga is posing like that thinking it looks good lmfao
People talking about s5 omgrofl
>>219951639Still more mentions than James Drake lol
>>219951655goy of the year
Blane > Brian > Clav
>>219951719he mogs you and moogles you
>>219951724Mexican valhalla is full of trannies?
>>219950733S tier fish are able to be entertaining without "conflict" and the conflict in s5 was retarded
>>219951661He doesnt even act or talk the same as his first appearances. Hes obviously not 100% genuine and is usually playing a bit. He probably wasnt prepared but hes genuinely intelligent and figured out the game pretty quick and obviously hes returning in character and with either instruction on how to act or a premeditated plan to be entertaining or wtv.
>>219951735Mindbroken and not an argument
Goddamit Bashir has every attractive girl in the Fishtankverse in love with him, I kinda wish I was a woman so I could slid into /ourguy/'s dms ngl
fishtank funny moments
>>219951611Carolina is a good choice I thinkI can ignore the gums
>>219951686for now
>>219951724i bet all they asses stink so bad
>>219951719hes a "looksmaxer" but has zero taste for actual aesthetics. The van where all his streams are is the ugliest cheap chinese looking shit ever
>>219951556because he can't stop himself from raping his blackout drunk employees
>>219951655This faggot should of went to Georgetown.
>>219951553I guess so. But he is a fan favorite. The community would be very supportive of him if he returned. My understanding is that he posts about how depressed and lonely he is?
All Fishtank women owe James Drake sex
wn2b TLPmaxxing
>>219951699I love you buddy
we dun fucked up
>>219951694nobody does this
>>219951765that's hilarious
>>219951773>should of
>>219951756He's Reddit's favorite Fish and they can't even think of memorable moments he did because all of his humor was embarrassing>VAAAGINAAAA!!!
Twins spent most of the season talking about their future careers as streamers but have done less networking than Bashir post tank.
>>219951735 Who won the show?
>>219950746I don't get it, this is a normal looking guy you see in every college and he even has a lazy eye and a bit of a pudgy faceI know he uses meth and diuretics when he goes out butWhy is jet orbiting him?
>>219951794is it, Timmy?
>>219951776Anyone got ellie streams?
>>219951777herr won
>>219951776>>219951781ellie and angie need to fuck
>>219951504Burt and Alex B are clout chasing retards that will never ever have the chance to work a normal job again (I know Alex at least doesn't need it). Cole is not like that, he's smart and what he wants isn't fame plus he will always be able to work with his father.
>>219951715Wait did they announce the winner yet in your timeline?
blane status?
>>219951807You are correct the most coddled Fish of all time was handed the win
>>219951801they odn't need to network they litearlly just need to get a good setup and doing htat, if you need to network as a streamer you aren't gonna make it
>>219951809>Why is jet orbiting him?Peter thiel money
>>219951807It was rigged, just like Landon's candy count.
>>219951792what'd you do this time, goodson
guys who don’t know clav talking about clav
>>219951819Finally, Cole fanart that doesn't make him blond
>>219951833Streaming is literally all about networking. Mizkif became a millionaire by being Ice Poseidons cameraman.
Direnc and Freddy are S tier Fish. No Fish from season 5 is S tier.
*mogs sams vids*https://youtu.be/NlX3hzunJDI
>>219951809>Why is jet orbiting him?He wants to leech of his audience and thinks it would be mad funny
>>219951837Landon had the lowest in the stats.
Cole should just start a business in a similar but different niche than his father. He doesn’t have to work for his dad and he can make some serious money. That’s what I did, wasn’t going to wait 20 years for the old man to reture
guy who misses headim guy
>>219945887now THAT is drip, unlike the nigger trash Jet wears
>>219951825streaming to 25 people soon
>>219951801Bashir has much more experience socializing than the twins. The twins have always been very closed off because they've literally never had friends.
>>219951694this nigga just exposed himself
>>219951857>Mizkif became a millionaire by being Ice Poseidons cameraman.Don't forget about all the fucking and sucking he had to do
>>219951801network to who? old fish who only get 20 viewers on their stream? they already have an established fanbase. if anything, they need to stay AWAY from all ex-fish and fishtank orbiters. they'll only pull them down.
>>219951860For me it ishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71vHhfVOYKU
>>219951799You changed the subject to James Drake because you couldn't defend Bashir lol
The year is 2040. Fishtank S25 just wrapped up. It was underwhelming and Jet promises that they finally figured it out and next season will be the best yet. The threads go right back to talking about S2
>>219951880lame says drip in 2026
>>219951792Hi buddy come visit on your way to miami
>>219951880also unlike clav
>>219951832 Bashir didn't win though
>>219951639Reddit is a bad demo for this. They were all perma-seething about him from the start. Not to mention that sub is being astroturfed by the wiggers.
>>219951832The most coddled fish lost the watermelon golf thing>>219951757Excruciating brown larping
>>219951887Bongo had many public facing jobs
>>219951825TELL ME ABOUT BLANE
>>219951755He isn’t playing a bit, but his natural self is obviously demented
Former Fishtank Contestant Ranks Season 6 Cast (It’s Fucked)
>>219951850Hes a psyop nobody gaf
>>219951858Direnc is B tier and Freddy is A tier
>>219951858Falsenuke: the real season 3 nigger shit wars finale occurred within season 5 featuring 2 S tier fish, BVRT and Alex B
>>219951767>because he can't stop himself from raping his blackout drunk employeesClaire wasn't an employee and it's not rape when her tongue touches your anus
Why is no one taking the opportunity to stream when it’s dead?
>>219951945So where are you examples? Top 5 funniest classic Bashir moments?
>>219951878same
>>219951970Share your kick nigga
>>219951904Edmund McMillenChris O’NeilZach Hadel
really want to see jet get beat viciously by some cubans
>>219948293Let's all love JC
Claire could’ve been had the Nina role if she didn’t fuck Jet
rank your favorite season 6 contestants
jet neptroon’s streaming career
>>219951970They’re retarded
>>219951988And Niall Murray
>>219951903RIP OTK sex cult, at least we got Maya out of it
jynxzi mogged marlon
>>219951759 Caroline is a good woman
>>219951989
>>219951998that would be impossible
>>219952004Didn’t he kill himself in a Disney World bathroom?
>>219951979Bash fans arent interested in humor. We like to feel superior to others and self insert as a moralfag
Bingo and Bongo are S tier Fish. No fish from season 4 is S tier.
>>219951970>Why is no one taking the opportunity to stream when it’s dead?Betty and Mizzy are live
>>219951955You might be autistic if you cant tell when hes acting dude.
>>219951988they're already doing something with edmund but they can't talk about it. i don't know who those other people are.
>>219951822But that's boring though. It would be more fun if Cole came back on the show.
>>219952010season 6 coded post
>>219952029she's still cutting? :(
>>219952013This is literally me if I ever saw Bingo IRL
Someone post the strawberry fields fancam
>>219951922what do people say in 2026
>>219952029wow
>>219951499you actually gave that much of a shit that you didnt even bother finishing the season? fucking hilarious
>>219951996mentally ill post
>>219952048JCJUST CUT
JC was talking in her last live about soft-launching a boy and then a few days later she posted an IG story like "when the boy sees you only as another friend"
>>219952021No, that was Stamper two weeks ago :(
>>219952038>but they can't talk about itThey already confirmed it was meows for Mewgenics.
>>219952058
>>219951969you don't know shit
>>219952026I found Rachel to be as entertaining as Alex B and Burt.
>>219951287no its just bant seether delusion
>>219952029What's that
MIZZY JUST WENT LIVE
>>219952029
JD is the only S tier fish from s5. He can turn sipping a drink into content.Plus he punched jet
>>219952061not cool
sam doesn't know he could just come to these threads and find a connectionhttps://youtu.be/KSoTwmHfX_o?t=547
>>219952078mike israetel
>>219952084You are right it wasn't crack it was meth
Maria is live
someone post the old pic of JC legs where they are shredded like she fell into a giant cheese grater
Why do girls cut
>>219952011caroline might just be the best fishgirl
>>219952095>>219952085relax
every lie bant tells turns out to be true
>>219952112Who the fuck is that bro
>>219952122Why do you think?
>>219952122mental problems and not being dicked down properly
>>219952085She must have a cat or something
>>219952122We need to ask an expert on this >>219952125
>>219952026They are but so is DrenchI cannot however in good conscience put nigger Freddy there tho so only A tier
Guys betty is live
Jetnep just went live
>>219952057Yea I just saw it as a season filled with annoying zoomer sam hyde fans so I didn’t careNo one on the cast seemed funny or interesting eitherMaybe I missed out idk
>>219952122because the world sucks and it's hard to pretend that it doesn't suck. cutting is a coping mechanism until you can get on ssri's and pretend everything is okay again.
>>219952098drinks it like a wine aunt. very gay.
>>219952122if you're mentally ill it can release anxiety
isn't Mizzy like 32 now?
>>219952085damn, that's freshwho is hurting JC?
HOLY FUCK JERRY JUST WENT LIVE AND SALLY WAS IN THE BACKGROUND FOR TWO SECONDS
any new JD updates?
>>219951837 Rigged in what way? James drake dominated the watermelon challenge and the fishbowl challenges before the wrestling. He also boxed Wes and had his eye hurt inbetween everything. The only reason the twins managed to catch him in the score was because of rigged judged challenges.
>>219952151How tight is your pussy?
>>219952122meme mind virus
>>219952125stop flubbing your bishop to other people's misery
>>219952122https://youtu.be/xgAm1UZX_yUlisten to some girl music about it
>>219952157HOW
>>219952168Who the hell are these people
>>219952122Because they are mentally ill and its a cry for help aka wanting prince charming to notice how sad they are and sweep them off their feet and "save" them.
>>219952164would love to cum all over that gooky little face
>>219951641>Like he used a trip or something?He sperged out in this thread because of the Tay pic. They found him posting BLACKED under the same name. Not only is he a josiepedo he posts BLACKED. the most cursed combo ever.
>>219952173i'm not reading all of that shit, faggot. fishtank is rigged as fuck and you're new or disingenuous if you don't see it.
>>219951603bet that xbox still has the clock capacitor in it, you gotta pull that shit out before it leaks everywhere
remember when jc talked about trying to cut her face open and rip her face off
>>219952125you the type of nigga to cut tjs name into your skin
>>219952011>>219952124she can't be a good woman, her existence makes james drake a cuckold
>>219952185it doesn't make sense because you're not a bpd psycho woman>>219952201so fucking hot
Why does my dad call me a faggot all the time?
>>219952122it feels good afterwards, and you get a high that replaces the emotional pain you were in beforeits also fun to watch the blood
>>219951962 Dogshit opinion >>219951964 Burt and Alex were freeloaders. And Alex didn't have an S tier presence in season 5.
I’m the one who found cole’s pol posts and i regret revealing them
>>219952193AND he's not even 6'2
>>219952210he's grooming you
>>219952205>you the type of nigga to cut tjs name into your skinthat's kinda funny tho
>>219952207true. CK is a better woman. making CK the best fishgirl
You're my enemy and my remedyBut if you're not gonna bleed for mego
jc is a great woman
remember when brian walked into the house and the first thing cole said was "... he's taller than me"
>>219951917>The year is 2040. Fishtank S25 just wrapped up. It was underwhelming and Jet promises that they finally figured it out and next season will be the best yet. The threads go right back to talking about S2kek
>>219952214What the fuck is wrong with you?
>>219948392JC is a good woman
>>219952122My gf used to bite her forearm when she was a teenIt's angst, but doing that as an adult is embarassing
>>219952011cuck
>>219952230Hi Alex b
>>219952193But this isn’t even a tripcode
>>219952196 Hahaha I accept your concession
TJ’s adventures in Atlantis in 2036 was the most important thing to happen to Fishtank since S2
>>219951990hapa maker
>>219952085sup Jc, stop cutting please
>>219950806looksmatched
>>219952229everyone knows smaack was the best girl on the show
>>219951655STOP SHIT TESTING ME
>>219952217An annoying nagger that spent half the season depressed in her room on her period can’t go in s tier
Betty is threatening to murder government Trans Enforcement Department officers
>>219952217He did on his return, his first stint was underwhelming
>>219951272hi
>>219952234It must suck to be as woman brained a he is
JC measuring my 6.3 penis
>>219952223Could you do something about this>>219952122
>>219952260on ig live she said cole turned her off white guys forever
Ashley hasn’t posted in 17 hours.
EAROUT
>>219952294W cole
>>219952273One of her siblings is a tranny
>>219952294Cole W, saving the white race from bugmen
sexo con JC
>>219952269she has pcos, she wasn't on her period. she just sucks normally.
>>219952193HE WAS A CŮCKSUL OF ROME
>>219952278 His return was even worse
I'm starting to think Cole from season 2 is autistic.
>>219952214>not being numb enough to not "feel good" afterwards>not being numb enough to even feel "emotional pain"poser
>>219952217alex b return was still s tier just in a different way than season 3, his season 5 presence was more of a horror movie vibe
>>219952286Bill Ottman happy with what he's working with
>>219952300Shes getting fucked so good bro its over
>>219951998Mariusz and Charlie (for some reason I remember those names from fake S6 posting)
>>219952199thanks, will do this on minehttp://myoriginalxbox.weebly.com/capacitor-removal.htmlhttps://consolemods.org/wiki/Xbox:Clock_Capacitor
i think i can get e-famous to prove myself to bingo she just needs to give me 3 months or so i should be able to make it
If he just asked JC out it probably would’ve worked, he was just too timid
do we have any fishtank penis size confirmations?
>Last live 16 hours ago
yes, actually. yes. yes, i CAN blane him, actually.
Has Blane streamed, I need him to succeed because it’ll be funny
>>219952366Vimp is mad about what Bashir said about her on Cucumberfeet
>>219952361>we're just a little weird lol why do you hate us so much?
send /bant/ in
>>219952361fuck wrong with this nigga
>>219952328Oh was that it?interestingI don’t think she sucks but she’s definitely overrated
>>219952098JD and Ted are hilarious but both require an extremely high IQ to appreciate them and I say this without an ounce of irony
>>219952288could i make teenage girls not catastrophically self destructive?no, probably not
>>219952347More likely to be rape by one of her weirdo simps like Cardinal Guy or Daytona Dangler.
>>219952269 Untrue
/ftl/ wants it to be one way. But it’s the other way
fishtank will never be this good again
>>219952380What he say
>>219952361benleaks pilled
>>219952366i really like the fact that vimp is out there alive and breathing and walking around and stuff. that's really nice.
I NEED A BASHIR x TJ STREAM
>>219952339i don't have bpd i have schizophreniai only cut myself when i get super paranoid, and it stops those thought patterns and feels good
Imagine how good fishtank would be if I was lead producer
>>219952390You’re a professor you’re supposed to be molding minds
>>219952366Her and Binx are getting gangbanged at Jobe's compound.
>>219952354It's stuff like this that make me happy a lot of people have warned them against interacting too much with their fan base.
>>219952354No bro use those 3 months to get in shape and make money then find a real girl who is actually gonna want you and isnt fighting off several dozen other delusional stalkers
this threads vibe has gotten a little off but we can fix it by posting the abi asmrthat will make everyone happy
>>219952399Imagine fucking her when she’s in this mood
>>219952405sam's dancing is funny here but ball brothers was vantablack coal
>>219952405FACTSS5 needed more Ball Brothers
>>219952414you should try a high dose of LSD
>>219952382hellhouse with you, cryo, klaus, austin and the rest of the freaks would be funny you guys wouldnt last 3 days though but the threads would be great for those 3 days
>both bullied much more and had far worse lives than any other ft girl>not a single cutBest girls confirmed.
i know it's only 2:18 in arizona, but damn
>>219952420cutter girls and trannies make for good pupils!
cole drop the album
4chan would have called George Washington a cuckold
>>219952406Said she’s built for black guys
>>219952325Todo el mundo está diciendo esto. Hopefully we don't count as white bro.
>>219952406Said she was to blame for turning Landon into a rape victim and shouldn't have played him like that
>>219952122Same reason why guys jack off way too much when they're not even horny. To drown out social pain
>>219952428https://x.com/abyyyeeeofleaks/status/2043018742586839495?s=46
>>219952445based
/ftl/ just got cooked
>>219952330Qrd on the Cole blacked meme
>>219952445>wearing funny twin costumes even before the showbased
>>219952445lol true. Maybe thats why I like them, especially Bongo. Just kinda jolly and dont really get depression
>>219952380 Nobody watched that to know what he said
>>219952428I’ll bump this
>>219952414Just take your meds instead of cutting yourself. If they aren't working then talk to your psychiatrist in order to adjust the dosage or drug(s) used.
>>219952193proof?
>>219952487Johnny coded post
Cole you owe us a scuba diving stream you bastard.
>>219952463Having the same name as George Washington Carver (black man) is pretty cuck-like
>>219952411
>>219952504everyone clapped
yo clav its me jet neptune from fishtank fame whats good?
>>219951655why is trannys okay but troon is not???
>>219952361Angie was into the fox tail butt plug, but when Seth started saying things like, "Wouldn't it be so hot if I started clipping your teeth in half with a pair of wire cutters? Did you know that it's possible to insert your hand into a vagina and rip the uterus out? Have you ever killed a dog?" Let's just say, she got a little weirded out.
"you can just exit" -trollsec leader
>>219952487The 30 faggots will stand strong and true.
>>219952487No hes dumb and potentially alienating his most dedicated fans. If he doesnt wanna be constanty criticized he should try harder
>>219952445>does he know?
>>219952427even if i miss it still works out for me anyway who cares
>>219952499i havent cut myself in awhile, ive just been starving myself it feels pretty good after awhile
>>219951403all the winners and runners up of fishtank undeniably got a pretty good opportunity if they wnted to kick off a streaming thing but they're too boring and stupid
>>219952487It’s the fucking copypasta
JDDS
>>219952504made benleaks go straight
so when jobe has sex, does he like take his head off or what? wtf does he do with his fat fucking head when he fucks??
>>219952080jet literally FORCED claire to cheat on her boyfriend for a week!
>>219952523theres no point in trying harder, that wouldnt make the show better
>>219952458here your new protege >>219952528
>>219952406Referred to her as one of the "cumbunnies" who was unfit for his harem, but he knew of others (niggers) who might find her suitable.
>>219952406Basically said that she was using Landon on the show. Then she posted a picture with Landon to her Twitter like 10 minutes later lol. I think he saw her talking shit about him to Laura and decided to cut her off
>>219952554
>>219951799 JDDS
>>219952554what's lil niggas channel?
>>219952554Daniel coded
>>219952523he's not alienating anyone, twitter retards whine and bitch even more than /ftl/
>>219952548Ask Binx.
>>219952554yeah…no
>>219952554who?
>>219952487bro said a whole lot of nothing
>>219952554I hope he fucking SPEAKS this time
>>219952487he came on the fishtank show talmbout "why they bothering me?"this nigga stupid!
>>219952554>2: Game whatever was voted on for some hoursI don't understand this sentence.
>>219952554excited for landon to give the play by play of the begging vimp for a kiss night
>>219952554>gameThe fish never learn that the audience hates watching video games.On that note why hasnt any fish started a minecraft server or some shit?
>>219952071Wouldn't be surprised if they do something more. Their art is right down his alley.
>>219952558no thanks
>>219952554 I'll be watching
>>219952554I can't imagine Landon being entertaining at all outside of the context of the show
Is Benleaks in Florida? He should hook up with Jetnep and Bendub.
>>219952591https://x.com/BerryBlakBerry/status/2046081682311143686
>>219952494They both get depression, but cutting is about craving attention which they don't give a fuck about
>>219952554meh, not bad
>>219952554>audience decides what to playtsk tsk tsk. common new streamer L. you should only do this when you've built up a decent following. at the start, play games you personally already fuck with.
>>219952606why they're a cutter tranny
>>219952588I miss this slut
If edmund wasnt a faggot he would hire JD to do some meows for his gay cat game
>>219952528average landon seether
>>219952592uhh that's private, per se
>>219952414Schizos are pussies confirmed. Just do sane normal stuff retard.
>>219952554Daniel numbers
>>219952463well it's true, he was a cuckand he was pear-shapedplus I've been to his house and it's a dumpbut he did the independence thing for whatever that's worth
>>219952588I hate gooned to binx a few times
>>2199525548 hour power washer simulator stream
>>219952495It had more viewers that Jet and Ben's Kickslop so you are objectively wrong
fish streams fatigue
>>219952616true, the twins look like they are attention whores, but I think they are just endearing retards.
>>219952643trvke
>>219952554We will all be watching landon talk in 5WPM
>>219952487jet goodson thinks failing upwards is worthy of praise
>>219952615sleeping dogs is the play
S3 Binx and Estanque s1 Binx were great BinxesI cooled off on her in S5
>>219952633too far gone i think
Jet… was a Goodson
Irony isn't funny
They won’t be streaming for a long time Jet said he drove for 10 hours straight
I’m an accomplished business man
>>219952414just listen to whitehouse. it's a healthy form of self-harm.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CTbycx2Pfo&list=RD2CTbycx2Pfo&start_radio=1
>>219952463I would have posted W in GeorgeWs Kick while he crossed the Delaware.
>>219952662I post here every day and i have not watched a single fish stream ever. I lose interest within 30 seconds of seeing them sit in front of a camera doing nothing.I dont know how people stomach it
>>219952596For the most part. I'd watch the twins play games.
i was totally down with crazygang laura and then they just straight up lied about it wtf
>>219952445holy rare moar
>>219952487Just sad how much power jet has basically for no reason. He was a fucking 4chan poster who Sam plucked out of obscurity and was literally handed this show on a silver platter once Sam decided it wasn’t on brand for him anymore.Imagine if you were friends with MrBeast, the launchpad you would have to start some new show or media. It would be unstoppable. Jet was given everything with zero effort and managed to make fucking kickslop
>>219952707youre a faggot
>>219952708Simps dont count they will do whatever their waifu wants them to do
>>219952710It’s not rare, it’s on their moms IG that has been posted many many times.
>>219952445Bongo and Bingo look better chubby
>>219952707i prefer to not watch and just believe whatever lies cumeater makes up
>>219952554I only watch Disco Elysium letsplays because they reveal things about the mind of the player and let me think about art and God.
>>219952463He was for not becoming king
>>219952732I hope those 3 replies are correcting that knownothing retard
>>219952463>no biological children of his own>raised another man's child>not a cuckold???
>>219952732>secondhate nufags
Things I'd do in my first few streams post tank>QnA>Tierlists (best fish, fuck marry kill, funniest fish)>react to clips>call with other fish>watchpartyThe way to combine this would be saying I started watching on S3 so I can do tierlists and then Id watch s1 and s2 episodes because I know paypiggies love it
>>219952732Nobody will ever beat Kevin 1.0.
Chud Kevin is the true Evil Kevin.
>>219952732mormon kevin is the most powerful figure in the fishtank universe
Whatever happened to evil kevin?
>>219952773Solid. Yeah, first stream should always be a QnA
>>219952710To him that asks he shall receive
Things I'd do in my first few streams post tank>>>That's right - nothing! Because I wouldn't be streaming at all! I would just be going on to entertain and then fuck off. No streams or spin offs for me. Only things you'd see from me are Xitter shitposts and guest appearances on other people's streams
>>219951290BRO SAID NO FOR BONGO HER TITS ARE FUCKING MASSIVE caps not fixing
they just went live on kick
>>219952773i would only stream on chaturbate post-tanki'd only do qnas and collabs while jerking itthis side of me will not be revealed thru-out my stay on the show
>>219952678>>219952588You can just tell that Binx is a total freak but she's always dialing it back and pretending
>>219952802That's why Jet greened me and gave you a beer ;)
>>219952746Yeah i like relying on him for information>>219952726Yeah, so?
>>219952678I wish I could eat that vegan ass
>>219952819who is they?
KIC IS LIVE
>>219952791I would pay my entire bank account to see him double leg grapevine rnc choke out jimmy
>>219952732
FISHTANK IS LIVE
>>219952824I've said it before, Binx is definitely amazing at sex. Binxseethers hate that trvke, but that's not my fault.
>>219952792Gone, but never forgotten...
aris is live
What did Vance mean by this?
>Bongo hasn’t posted in 18 hours>Crazy Gang was last live 18 hours agoInteresting
Mizzy is crashing out at her audiencehttps://kick.com/lifeismizzy
AURA
>>219952862yeah.........yeah...........
Suziesmalls is live on kick
>>219952850Missing one
>>219952850we need a kevintank miniseason
come on be honest anon... who were you in the audition streams... I just know Laura's roommate, the "I was going to say a snarky comment" and the two non binary freaks post here
>>219952860hey alright amigo poof hahah fuck rednames happy big friday what's for dinner shut up bitch alright i'll give it up habibi
>>219952860Hey alright
>>219952867>people who watch Burt jack off are gaya daring synthesis
Robert is live with Addie reacting to CrazyGames 3
>>219952889Someone shoot this pendejo
>>219952867Why’s Mizzler crashing out at Burt and Frank?
Missy has an evil heart
>>219952867mizzy crashing out for being excluded from the s3 credits was hilarious
>>219952884>the "I was going to say a snarky comment"yeah this was me lol
>>219952869how can you hate this guy
>>219952867she could use some 2am slop
>>219952869where is this one from
>>219952860>Plays the normal cool guy until someone does something that triggers his manchild autism.>FUCK YOU LOSER GET SHOT, HOW DARE YOU BREATHE IN MUY CHET!>cackles like a stoner.
>fake mizzy drama
>>219952801they love hugging
Pause snack continue is live
Imagine crashing out over Frank Hassle trolling you on x dot com
>>219952919something told me you were one of us
>>219952678She sucks now.
How does missy average 120 viewers, who’s the target audience
>>219952938And we love him for it
guy who says missy
>>219952968bots
>>219952970He is pretty funny, all though i get the sense it would be impossible to be friends with him since he throws hissyfits over nothing constantly kek.
>>219952949
https://x.com/beyondd0ne/status/2046781647492612406
bongo reposted something on twitter. things are heating up.
Betty is so hot haha
>30k people watching a guy gambleI dont get kick
>>219952995it's just a bit
giant keyboard
>>219952968She just responded this question...Hi mizzy SHOW YOUR ASSHOLE
>>219953007He has like 150 viewers
https://x.com/Ashleymetica/status/2040289319584141642
mizzy x james drake collab could be fun
how come mizzy is a better streamer than bianca?
>>219953007it's not just a guy, it's one of the founders of kick and he gives away millions of dollars to his viewers
>>219953036Wow she looks great
>>219953012You just don't get it that's funnier than punching cabinets
>>219953036my clitty is engorged
https://youtu.be/ux8_X35dvpcWhy is my gf retarded? :(She doesn't even know that Socrates never wrote anything down
Is mizzy upset burt didnt give her money?
>>219953012buttplug
Mizzy badly trolling a paid santa claus she brought into her home is peak fish streaming
>>219953043Binx isn't good at anything. Not even sex.
>>219953036Finally content
>>219952406He said Vimp was partly at fault for why Landon became pathetic and that she shouldn't have "opened that can of worms". Though he also didn't think that Vimp knew what she was doing.
>>219953073content queen
>>219953064it's your fault for not fucking her, faggot
remember when they tried to stream their roadtrip to miami LOL
>>219952408there's a whole country of vimps out there
What does the metica in Ashleymetica mean?
>>219953073she was too good for this show
>>219951243the one with ai charls was okay. I couldn't stand the others for more than a few minutes
>>219952867She saw that Burt crashing out worked for him and now she's doing it hoping the wiggers will have her back.
I made some spaghetti
jet posts with the same mannerisms as johnny
>>219953073I need her and Alex to link up
>>219953091That was one of the funniest nights in Fishtank history tho
>>219953132she was called back for JD though and she turned them down
fishtank is LIVE
>>219953148TLP
Binx is a good woman
Would Jet treat his child like how Johnny treated him
>>219951372>Josie 0 votesdamn
Vimp did nothing wrong
>>219953064Need a name for this type of performative slop content where your understanding of Western canon is mediated through modern memes and colloquialisms.
>>219951372where is summer
>>219951372>no ianthas not good mang
>>219953036The wiggers are going to blacklist her for this. Why would she say this?
>>219953148If bashir knew anything about grappling at all he could've taken drake's back
Mizzy desperately would like a cum tribute Pathetic. Not sexy. Seinfeld goofy ahh faceShe unironically looked better off the Ozyempic
>>219953217i already posted her tribute, dumb bitch
>>219953226Jetty won my heart with this. You just can’t hate such a cute little bug.
Normies S teir fishFreddy done nothing unless drunkBurt Shizo nigger who jerked off and shizo rambled while hiding from the rest of the fish. All an act but that good apparently Alex b Did 1 funny thing evey few days and spiraled for 10 hours a day.Jimmy Massive quilter crybaby faggot. had a discord run him bits.JosieDid nothingThe TwinsTayleigh but worse and now there's 2. Panders to Josie pedos and chudsLettySucked off the wiggers to a cool 20k
>>219953148 TMD
>>219951372You're missing someone from that list
>>219953185and don't forget all the inane shitty tiktoks
>>219953212He needs to go train in Dagestan
>>219953244learn to spell you fucking retard
>>219953244TayleighShaved her head, kissed frank and licked his boots for nothing. Lost all her simps to date a methhead
>>219953244What the fuck Neckhole
>>219953168what is this from
>>219953112As in hermetica, they are the keepers of the secret flame
>>219952867i dont fux wif this
I need 2 poop
>>219952487no, sam's the accomplished businessman. you're just riding off of his success, and it won't last long now that he's abandoned you.
>>219952678binx was just nontent this season, idk why she gets all the hate when letty is the one actually doing everything binx was alleged to be doing (longhousing production, fucking the wiggers, etc. shes STILL there even now).like how does no one bring up that only letty wasnt kicked out when goran got triggered by the haghouse pic?
>>219953310post when complete
Staying live during off season would be fine if it felt like fishtank, not when it's just kick streaming, boring much?
>>219953064I love retarded bitches so fucking much. You can say anything to 'em and they'll believe you lmao.
>>219953298https://www.tiktok.com/@binxbasilisk/video/7599904703090068766
>>219953310*opens wide*
Just bingomaxed again and slept like 14 hoursFeel like shit>wake up to zero content except mizzy pretending to be upset
>>219953251I know that pussy is haunted by niglet ghosts but fuck if i wouldn't cum buckets in her
>>219953229where
Having a nice hot chocolate
>>219953064Imagine being clogged up trying to shit in the communal shitter and Socrates just stands over you the whole time demanding you formally define "human"
remember kevin
>>219951372JD isnt even on the list
>>219953310I can only offer 1 poop, sorry.
>>219953323Don't act like binx isn't gonna show up for the Miami thing.
let's talk about bitchtank and powtank again
Tayleigh is cute
>>219953244>but worseThey're better in every way and Tay loves them, eat shit
This NEEDS to happen to Letty again in Miami
The popup on the main site no longer promises that they'll be back soon...
>>219953350>>>/bant/24237310
when do you think was the last time jet neptune ate a vegetable
>>219953377>Don't act like binx isn't gonna show up for the Miami thing.Why do you think they're going there in the first place? Binx is hooking them up with her escort connects.
>>219953377Jet said there will be no Binx for their Miami stream and if she tries stream sniping them they'll run awayOf course, that's if you take Jet at his word
>>219953400This clip went viral and within months Letty had lost like 15 lbs
>>219953064her pussy probably is insanely tight
>>219953372forget the list, he goes to the block
>>219953404bad picture
>>219953194summer is in black guys DMs
>>219953400Haha. Love seeing her get what she deserves.
So its 6pm and no stream?People pay for this?
>>219953403they would wake up and be like "yeah the whole streaming in miami thing isnt a good idea we are gonna head home soon". they havent stuck by a single thing
wn2b convincing Bingo to get breast implants and lip injections to fulfill her bimbo destiny
>>219953377isn't she still with the orbiters in tennessee or whatever? but again, nigger nina conveniently getting away with what people thought binx was doing
>>219953422i wish i was out fishing and blasting cigs with head right now
>>219953406In a burger or wrap. When has he ever eaten fruit? Never probably
>>219952488mostly bullshit
>>219953444>So its 6pm and no stream?yes>People pay for this?yes
>>219953417pretty sure shes the same size as this
>>219953452sounds awful
>>219953327I pooped
5'11 redhead foid with green eyes and mild autism here. Would Cole be interested in me and how do I get in contact with him?
>>219953468It's an amazing experience!
>>219953335The old tattoo guy fucked all three of them right after
>>219953452Bingo wants to be a man.
just watched red rooms 2023was pretty good
>>219953452
Took the week off work cause i heard there was a epic miami stream wtf is going on?
>jet said in telegram posts they got done driving at 9am>jet was on twitter at 1pmthey're asleep
im going to bed
>>219953422her pussy probably is insanely tight
i'm going to head
Ok, fuck it, I'll make a /Jobe/ general on /bant/
>>219953494girl in picrel is top 5 worst fish
Amusing how Jet is finding out that IRL streams aren't as easy when you're the one streaming, and can't just go nap in the basement
i'm going to sled
>>219953512yeah we know they will wake up at 10pm
>>219953503Bimbo Bingo wearing her Kiki outfit again with breast implants, blonde hair, botox, and a BBL
>>219953535she's cute desu, i like her sparkly collar
>>219953509u got lied to
>>219953265Her pussy must be insanely tight
>>219953512>stream wont start for another 4 hours minimumit's overi hate that i'm even calling it a "stream"
>>219953500Assing it to the list forgot about that film heard about it a while ago
>>219953520omg
>>219952930his instagram
i'm going to shed
>>219953512Oh okay. I will attempt a nap soon.
>>219953535you're just mad she has a jewish bf, she wasn't anything special but she is far from the actual bottom tier fish
I like Bashir. I dont get the level of hate. Is this what it was like to be a Jimmy fan? Because I fucking hated him during and long after that season ended…
what is Jet without Sam?
>>219953585idgi
>>219953585why does tj have two belt buckles?
GUYS I CAN'T STOP JERKING OFF TO QUEEN LETTY MY COCK IS ALL RED AND SORE BUT SHE IS A GODESS
>>219953579she was the biggest nothing burger ever next to meg except she stayed way too long
>>219953549The wiggers should seriously hire Vince Russo
airball
>>219953606autism
>>219953431why don't you do it then, pussy?
>>219953614he used to be so chubby and silly
>>219953606You don't?
>>219953585why does thomas look like he's been crying?
>>219952869do people really pose and take performative pictures like this and then not post them online? he was just taking these for himself to look at?
>>219953585Kody was team love and life thats why he left
>>219953598you had me until you started randomly seething about a fish yourself geg
>>219953642 Yes, Bashir is spiritually a woman
remember when they made goo
>>219951238>>219951238>>219951238
>>219953488Depends, how long is the penis
>>219953614skinnyfat alex b was different gravy lad
>>219953641Puffing da herb
>>219953642i dont get it either, very faggy
>>219953585pussy nigga couldn't even go upstairs.
>>219953347facts
>>219953668I remember when the twins were the only ones making goo, and for their own humiliation ritual.
>>219953686Not wanting to be exploited by jetnep for no finalcial gain uhhh sounds like a W
>>219953585>tj seethers when tj didn’t walk up the stairs just so they can talk about him more
>>219953722why did he go to the house at all then?
>>219953736to say hi
>yo clavicular its me jet neptune from fishtank>wdym you don't know what that is
>>219953760>d-do you uhh like know who sam hyde is?
>>219953736Kill some time before his flight see his homies Vance and bill. Not his fault Jet and Ben were snoozing.
I miss Ashley and Bingo.
>>219953653Jimmy was sooooo much more hateable tho
NEW>>219951238>>219951238>>219951238
>>219953736he was thinking about plus being encouraged to
>>219953265>A bunch of chuds trying to turn another chud into a chadHow does that work
>>219953786>w-wait clav can I get a picture>no?>*gets removed from the club by giant nigger*