>WHO LET THE DOGS OUT
>>220037963who the hell would want to go to a theater and look at this horrible shit? lol
>>220037963Why is there a deranged monkey - wearing human clothing, screaming into a microphone in a sold out stadium. A tad bananas innit?
This movie has better CGI than most capeshit. It's really sad when you think about it.
>>220038369fake news
turns outlittle monkey fella
>>220037963Oasis won.
>>220038427now that ain't workingthat's the way you do it
>>220039280monkeys for nothing and your chimps for free
is there a genre for who let the dogs out-like music
>>220040595dancehall
>>220037963>WOO-HOO
>>220037963I'm not gonna watch the movie, can someone explain why is Robbie Williams a monkey?
>>220040869He got tired of crossdressing.
>>220040869who?
>>220041063How do you not know Robin Williams you little zoomzoon? Never watched a 90s comedy?Retard
I thought Robin Williams already died. Is this one of those Val Kilmer AI things?
I still don't understand why they made a film about Robin Williams' musical career and not about his acting career.
>>220041063Start here. No need to thank me.
>>220040869So americans could relate to him
>>220041118... biopics, by definition, come out after the subject has died.
>>220041153>the real kino enters
>>220037963Why did Bongs expect us to know who this guy is?
>>220037963Literally who?
>>220038427Let me guess, each of those monkeys he kills is supposed to represent a competing musician/band that Robin Williams (who I didn't think did music except in Aladdin, who knew) believes he "slayed".
OH SHIT I FINALLY GET ITHE WAS IN A BAND CALLED "THE MONKEES"THAT'S WHY HE'S A MONKEY
>>220041160>esl mutt calling anyone else a monkeyLmao
>>220041243>>220041249ROBIN WILLIAMS THE FUCKING GENIE FROM ALADDIN OR FROM:>>220041206>>220041153
>>220041243People knew who Elton John was.Name one song by Elton John.
>>220037991the best way I heard it described was it would be like if they made a movie about George Strait or Garth Brookswould europeans go to watch that? do they even know who these musicians are? do they care about country music? chances are probably not>>220040869there was a time in his career where he felt like a monkey who was being dragged on stage to perform and so the decision was made to make him a monkey
>>220041323Tiny Dancer
>>220041336now sing it.
>>220041323Rocket ManI don’t know a single thing about Monkey Man
>>220041323Moon Raker.
>>220041361woahhahahaah tiny dancer woahhaa
>>220041326I too saw that youtube video. I will never watch the movie though
>>220041368he sang the theme to Johnny English.
>>220041383The fuck is Johnny English?
>>220041256you think you're joking, but the truth is far worse:https://www.theguardian.com/artanddesign/2025/may/06/robbie-williams-radical-honesty-moco-london-art-exhibition-take-that
>>220041396Mr Bean
I don't know why they didn't include the scene where Oliver Sacks sticks his penis in jello to get rid of his erection in this movie
>>220041326>why would I see this?>well other people wouldn't want to see something else that's also unappealingWhy does bongs not wanting to see a country music movie have to do with me not wanting to see a stupid monkey movie that's actually a person based on a literally who?
>>220041326>there was a time in his career where he felt like a monkey who was being dragged on stage to perform and so the decision was made to make him a monkey>waaaaah I have to perform for people and make hundreds of britty bong bucks because I made the career choise to perform for people! I am a tortured artist who is but a monkey!
>>220041484It's a movie aimed at fans of a musician who was very popular for a particular period of time. I don't know what you're struggling with.Do you question why they made a movie about Selena? (whoever the fuck that is)
>>220041554OH MY GOD THAT'S WHY HE WROTE THIS SONG!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MADRPuAcKFA
>>220041484I think you're misunderstanding the comparison. Country music is barely popular outside of America. Rarely do singers like George Strait and Garth Brooks top the charts in Europe. Similarly, Robbie Williams hardly ever topped the charts in America and wasn't really that well known. So it begs the question, why release this in America at all? why aim for that audience when he had one hit "Millennium" which actually ranked the charts at like 77 in the late 90s in the US? something like Queen or Elton John make sense, but not someone like Robbie Williams who never achieved actual stardom in America.
>>220038427travis scott concert looks lit
>>220041577No, Selena was a young attractive female, rose out of destitute poverty, had a bright career, was beloved by people from her country and the world, then met a tragic end. I enjoyed the movie and learning about her even though I had not heard of her when I saw it. It was a truthful, compelling story that evokes but hopefulness and sadness. You can't seriously be comparing the two.
>>220041304It's literally the reason you dumb monkey.https://www.nytimes.com/2024/12/23/movies/robbie-williams-better-man.html
I still can't believe that this was a real guy. I thought it was some kind of bong meme about a monkey mockumentary thing that didn't actually exist, and then after a month of this ugly CG monkey being on the front page of /tv/ I find out that this is supposed to be a real dude who's actually famous in England and this is a real movie. I still laugh at the idea that they thought everyone would know who this random guy is.
>>220041649Do you actually know who Selena is, or are you doing a bit?
>>220041624That makes sense and I agree with that, perhaps I did misunderstand your point.
>>220041326>>>220040869 #>there was a time in his career where he felt like a monkey who was being dragged on stage to perform and so the decision was made to make him a monkeyWhat a faggot
>>220041691I saw the movie in Spanish class forever ago. I had never heard of her but the movie is worth watching despite it. I'm not sure what part you take issue with.
>>220041767I literally googled musician biopics, and picked the first literally who. I have never heard of this person in my life.
better monke
>>220041798I STILL DONT KNOW WHO WE'RE TALKING ABOUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Such a shame it flopped, literally one of the best films of the last decade
>>220041824You know, Selena...
>>220041872that monster who plays tennis?
First time I saw Man on the Moon, I though Andy Kaufman was a fictional character.
>>220041891You know, Selenahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVMSuZXEz4s
Americans:nobody in the UK/Europe/world has heard of the band Journey.everyone has heard of multiplatinum pop superstar Robbie Williams.stop thinking you're the centre of the universe just because you all have a higher gravitational pull.
>>220041919ohhhhhh shit you mean Robbie Williams. got it
>>220041798I had not heard of her before seeing the movie but it's actually a good movie. she was a young mexican american who was a rising star and then her manager who was stealing her money killed her after getting caught
>>220041925>stop thinking you're better than us just because you're better than uslmao
>>220041925I know Journey from the Sopranos.
>>220041895to be fair it was Jim Carrey and Andy Kaufman kind of acted like a fictional character
>>220041326Garth Brooks and George strait are way more famous to Europeans then Robbie Williams is to American Garth Brooks friends in low places alone makes him an international superstar
>>220042021I don't know who either of those people are.
>>220042053So what
>>220042053>saaaar who is that saar
>me trying to identify American celebrities who were never referenced in the Simpsons, Family Guy, or South ParkI'm sorry. I genuinely can't help you.I still haven't quite figured out who Aquafina is. Sounds annoying.
>>220041646I saw Trav in concert and he brought out Kanye for 20 mins. It was fucking electric
>>220038427I dont remember this part of Dawn of the planet of the apes
>>220041767I saw that movie in music class...was it common for schools in America to show this movie or is it just a coincidence
>>220041925Americans don’t listen butt rock from the 80’s.
>>220042100its called bottled water, Ranjeesh
>>220041983i know them from Family Guy. but they never charted here.we've just revised history to include them. same as how no kids over here had a Nintendo or Super Nintendo, but isn't Super Mario Bros, like, totes retro?!
>>220042142People had Super Nintendos and Gameboys. Fuck off with this. I know it's the same person posting it on every board.
>>220042104Kanye just dropped his best concert ever like 3 weeks ago, Travis Scott performed as well you should look it up
>>220041323The bitch is back
>>220040595Seeing the Baha Men listed on any soundtrack guarantees a kino moviehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJs6fFugXpIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E85wxAEnZrs
>>220037991Britbong retards trying to reassure themselves of their place in the world
>>220042140you have a woman with some kind of annoying name like that.
just cooked some breakfast sausages and ate them all and I STILL don't know who robin williams is
>>220042208you mean Robbie Williams?
>>220042210he's the boy that jrr tolkien wrote winnie the pooh for
>>220042210Mark and Mindy
>>220042210batman's sidekick
>>220041323Hold me closer tiny penis
>>220041323Honey, I Spunked in Kids
>>220042210that black chick from howard stern
>>220042210turdus migratorius
>>220042169no. people in Great Britain had whichever home computer their parents bought them, then we had Mega Drives, then PlayStation 1s (even teens/adults).we didn't even call them 'game consoles' until the 2000s, let alone 'video games'.go eat Taco Bells at the mall with y'all friends, stupid Yankophile.
>>220041153>le smert janitor who puts le college kids how do ya rike dem appels xDcringe movie
Americans are always like "you know. Greatest comedian of all time, Dick Dingler!" "you know, Jarret Gupp of the punk band Shopping Kart!", "you know, famous talk show host Charles McCoovy!"
>>220042413>oi bruv u gots a loicense for them there vidya games? sorry m8 ur under arrest for saying mean things about muslims onlinethe reddit spacing is just chefs kiss
>>220042413Yeah, except I was in England in the 90's, and people had super nintendos and gameboys.
>>220042413No one gives a singular shit about your experience you fifa obsessed faggot.
>Americans still pretending they dont know who Robbie Williams is 2 years laterAlright now lads, its been long enough now. You dont need to keep this meme up any longer, we all know who Robbie Williams. I'd say our Robbie was nearly as famous as Micheal Jackson back in the day, pretty much everyone knows who is. Top lad, him. Although I will say the Felix cat food advert is a bit of a new low for him. A bloke of his caliber shouldn't be doing that.
>>220042431ME FAVORITE SERIES IS WHEN THE BLOKES TRAVELS THROUGH THE PHONE BOOTH THROUGH TIME! BETTER PAY THE TV LICENSE SO I CAN STILL WATCH THE TELLY
>>220042559quantum bait
>>220042565which series is that?
>>220041243They still think they have global cultural influence, but it's been over for 50 years and they can't accept it.The only influence they have is with the grooming gangs.
>>220042618its the one starring that monkey fella... I think his name is Robin Williams? Its called Literally Who
>>220042559Dog, we listen to Drake over here.I don't know who the fuck this guy is
>>220042627You've heard of people who are more recent than Robbie Williams though. You've heard of Jamiroquai.Not knowing who Robbie Williams is, is in fact just a weird cultural blind spot. It's not you being too cool to know about things that came out of Britain.Honestly, I don't blame you, Robbie Williams' music isn't very good.
>>220042704>british redditor cant let go
>>220042734Of bad music from the 90's, aimed at women?
>>220042704>Honestly, I don't blame you, Robbie Williams' music isn't very good.thats the whole point. why make a movie about a guy most people dont remember or care about, who was never very good to begin with and do it with a cgi monkey? who thought this was a good idea?
>>220042021Well then the only reason the movie failed was the sudden death of the Queen. If she had just lived a little while longer they could have filmed that dance scene on Regent Street and it would have made as much as Bohemian Rhapsody.
>>220042773Because he was in fact incredibly popular.
>>220042704>You've heard of Jamiroquai.no>Not knowing who Robbie Williams is, is in fact just a weird cultural blind spot.No, your boy band member who sold a few thousands of albums 30 years ago isn't exactly high culture.england has been uninteresting and irrelevant for several decades.
>>220042806Family Guy has referenced Jamiroquai. You're not fooling me.
>>220037963That last planet of the apes movie was weird, no wonder why it killed the franchise.
>>220042786>he was in fact incredibly popular.Is that why the film only recouped one-fifth of its budget? 22 millions on 100
>>220042786then they should have made this movie WHEN he was popular. like the spice girls movie came out in 1997, not last year
>>220038369Oh no, it really does not.
>>220042837Family Guy has like 500 episodes, they've referenced everything at this point, like The Simpsons.
>>220042786>b-b-but the person nobody ever heard of was soooo popular!!!just stop
>>220042890he was incredibly popular.
>>220042778It did bad because the dude was a cgi monkey and that's retarded af even if he was totally unknown people would still watch it if he was a normal human
>>220038762>it said CHIMP Doctors
>>220042483people had Game Boys. nobody had a Super Nintendo. you are living in a Stranger Things inspired fantasy land. remember when we all went to high school and there were lockers, and that cheeky Zack Morris was trying to score a few bucks (as usual)?
>>220041397Wow, he's literally me.
qrd? who is this monkey
>>220041397>On a basic, artistic level, the work looks bad and expresses incredibly superficial ideas very poorly. It’s a “live, laugh, love” sign slowly strangling you with its self-importance. It’s an Instagram self-help quote attacking your brain and eyes. It is incredibly bad art: so earnest, so superficial, it’s barely even funny.
>>220041118He died so they turned him into monke. I don't know why he's british, though, maybe based on one of his standup routines.
>>220042806>>You've heard of Jamiroquai.>nosaying you've never heard of Jamiroquai is Virtual Insanity
>>220042998So I fantasied playing on Super Nintendos and talking to people who had previously played Super Nintendo games, when I was a child?>b-b-b we had Megadrives!Yeah, some people had those too. You understand they both were sold over here?No one was fucking playing the Spectrum way into the 90's, I can tell you that. That stuff was already ancient memory. Amiga, maybe. Even then, probably Windows. Am I allowed to have Doom and Minesweeper as childhood memories, or are you going to call me fake British for that too?
>>220041326George Strait isnt a proper comparison because he's specifically a country artist while Robbie was pure pop and Straits decade of relevance was at least a decade before him. The truth that Europeans don't want to admit is that there is no proper American comparison for Robbie because anything thats hugely popular in America is also hugely popular for the world as a whole. It is the default country of relevance for all of the worlds media. Globalization is synonymous with Americanization and people like Robbie are only notable for one nation that borrows all of its clothing, food, music and culture from American corporations. Given the size (and relevance) of England the best comparison I can really think of is having an artist whose only popular is one of our states, which even that is hard to imagine
>>220042413>in Great Britain>weYou're not from the UK.
>>220043081> Virtual Insanityoh that was him ?The only cultural influence he has is a music video
>>220041925They sure have heard Don't Stop Believing at some point. I'd be hard pressed to name a Robert Williams song.
>>220041624Country music is a niche even in America. Its probably about as notable as british folk music is to bongs
>>220043144not true, people fucking love country music in america. I hate it, but I wont deny how popular and successful it is
>>220043144>Country music is a niche>In America Just because you're faggot friends and your self don't listen doesn't mean country is "niche*
the amount of british cope in this thread struggling to hang onto any ounce of relevance their """culture""" still has left is so fucking delicious
>>220043192>>220043210Country has an extremely dedicated fanbase among the people who do listen to it but in terms of overall mainstream culture theres a signigant chunk of people who dont listen to any of it. It's nowhere near as relevant to American music as hip hop, pop or even modern rock by this point
>>220043140Angels, Millennium, the one where he pulls his skin off in the video.
I find it funny how whenever this piece of shit movie is mentioned, a barrage of russian drones swarm the thread to stir US-UK tensions and it always works. Like anyone in England gives half of a shit about this movie doing poorly in america.
>>220043236hip hop and rock dont even exist anymore, redditor
>>220043247Yeah, I mean, you can, being such a big fan and all. Nobody else cares.
>>220043224Robbie Williams was literally never good. That isn't the point.
>>220043251>spams thread desperately to defend your monkey nobody>gets called out>lol jokes on u it was russian bots
>>220043254I'm curious to know what metric you based that off of Cletus
>>220043236You forget just how big America is and how many conservative/rednecks/White trash are here Country is highly popular. You just live in a bubble
>>220043275they're not good songs.They're crappy stadium anthems like Wonderwall. Everyone knows this shit.
>>220043304its called listening to music, ranjeet
>>220043297Yeah, you're being demoralized in real time and you can't even tell, you fat nimrod.
>>220043414No American or Brit gives two shits about each other knowing or not knowing who Robbie Williams is
>>220043414Jesus fucking Christ Robbie just get over it, nobody knows who you are and nobody cares. Its time to move onhttps://www.independent.co.uk/tv/lifestyle/robbie-williams-london-better-man-b2696185.html
>>220043475>nah bruv the independent is a russian propaganda piece its owned by the st. petersburg times
>>220043475That's sad>>220043525Nobody believes this bait
>>220043543oi m8 its all russian disinformation ya see? we all know damn well who our bruv robbit willies is hes a real standup bloke! russians just avin a giggle ahaha
I've heard that people will spit on you if you insult Robbie Williams in Britain.
>>220043615people will spit at you in Britain anyway, everyone there is muslim
>>220043643mash'williams brozzer
WHY WILL NOBODY TELL ME WHO THE FUCK THIS IS
>>220041665"Fame makes monkeys of us all"
>>220041665what does it matter either way?normal people don't know who Ed Wood was. i'm vaguely aware 'Hershey's' is some chocolate company, they're making a (very creepy looking) film about what a hero the founder was.there are biopics about random crime cases, absolute nobodies.
>>220043864>where are my upvotes*reddit spacing*>normal people dont not know things*reddit spacing*>we wuz biopics m8, wtf does "knowing who someone is" even mean
>>220042086>saar
>>220043890>reddit spacinggb2gaia newfag.
>>220041256It's AI garbage
>>220043930>oh no ive been caught redditing*reddit spacing*>ishiggydiggynobody has ever heard of robbie williams, cope and seethe.
>>220043864As I said before the movie did bad because it had a retarded cgi monkey as the lead. Like seriously wtf where they thinking
>>220041646Kek
>>220044007the movie did bad because it was about a literally who
>>220037991Well every Hollywood film has a monkey in it lol
>>220044007The movie did poorly because it was about a cringe "bad boy" from a boy band from like 30 years ago that was barely famous outside of the UK. The CGI gimmick of having a monkey elevated it to lolcow status and no one would have noticed it save for that.
>>220044038Literally who has some rabid fangirls, plenty of them to make a shit film profitable. If only they didnt immediately repel them by making him a fucking primate. Woman are repelled by that shit but the retards behind this are clueless.
>>220044007you think they could afford Robbie Williams? not even an actor to play him, actual Robbie Williams?o i am lollin.
>>220044140>Literally who has some rabid fangirlsYeah, like 30 years ago. Lol.
>>220044144*reddit spacing*Who the fuck is Robbie Williams?
>>220044038As one Anon said "there are biopics about random crime cases, absolute nobodies."A good movie is a good movie if the character and or plot is likeable people will watch regardless if they actually know the person. If Robbie was a real person in the movie I'll bet the farm the movie would have been more successful
>>220044144Lol>>220044176>WHOOSH
>>220044199>*le reddit woooosh*!!!!1 xD
>>220044123>that was barely famous outside of the UK.this gimmick is getting stale.
>>220044172I bet those karens would have shown up if they didnt make him an ape lmao.
>>220044262>who spent the most on payola in foreign countries with weak laws awardsays nothing
>>220043475Yeah this thread is getting astroturfed to shit, look at this AIDS monkey trying to defuse the accusations.
They tried to push him in Canada and the only things I remember about him are:>my grandma mocking the music video where he tears off pieces of his flesh as being on the nose/cheap shock value>him being le bad boy and singing "imodium" (diarrhea medication) instead of "millenium" in a chorus during a live performance and not realizing it was a self-own It's crazy they put millions into a biopic about him. Must have been a tax write-off.
>>220044262>HE WENT GOLD IN SWITZERLAND!Lol
Why couldn't they make a biopic of that Backstreet Boy's little brother who became a drug addict and OD'd in a bathtub? Aaron Carter was his name? Or how about that child rapper who also died? Lil Bow Wow or whoever. I'd watch those especially if he were a CGI chimp...shit would be hilarious.
>>220044432Aaron Carter was killed by the jews, Bobby Williams wishes he was that important
>>220037991People who know who that is (everyone)
>>220044481I looked it up and he died from inhaling keyboard duster? Fucking grim.
>>220044349yeah, Take That were a major bestseller, topped all the charts, and are internationally famous. how often is it an album goes multiplatinum in a foreign country? let alone many of them, in many countries.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Take_That_discography#Studio_albumswe are measuring a phenomenon by the metric it's measured by. i'm not even sure what you're being sarcastic about at this point.
>>220044541he wouldnt take the clot shot so they drowned him and blamed it on an OD
>>220044432>how about that child rapper who also died? Lil Bow WowOh shit what, I remember that shitty song but I always thought it was some nepo shit that never took off. How did he die? Gang violence?
>>220044634>>220044432lil bow wow is very much alive
>>220037963These threads are always so weird because it's Americans pretending to be Brits trolling other Americans about not knowing a British celebrity that I dare say most Brits browsing this websitee don't even like
>>220044828>British>Celebrity pick one
>>220037963I would unironically rather watch Better Man than the Michael Jackson biopic.
>>220044696Thanks for the answer bro, these abstract shitposts are getting weird man, why pull out random lies like that.
>>220044562>THEY WENT GOLD.IN THE NETHERLANDS 30 YEARS AGO!!!Lol
>>220044262Europe is a single country rather you like it or not
>>220044634I'm not sure if it was Bow-wow or some other one. >>220045033>random liesI said "or whoever", retard. Work on your reading comprehension.
>>220045177shut up kike nobody knows who robin williams was
>>220038837https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSCqeuaP3Lo
>>220045231One of your mom's boyfriend's?
>>220042559>the Felix cat food advert is a bit of a new low for him.There is no need for him to be doing it, he's worth over $300 million and its only the recent version where they show its him singing it.
When this movie came out, I listened to a few of Robbie Williams’s songs and the only one I recognized was Angels. Millennial sounded familiar but these just weren’t big songs in the US.He’s a just a minor artist here so few were going to care about this movie.
>>220045283See it would be one thing if real people didnt know he existed and his music was actually good, it would be a mind blowing experience. This guy's music is shit AND nobody has ever heard of him, let alone heard him.
>>220045085i just want you to know:you are hurting my feelings.
I'm guessing they made him a monkey because comedians are always "monkeying around "?
>holding onto the past long after irrelevance If Europe were a movie character it would be David Wooderson.>Do you know who Robbie Williams is?No.>It would be a lot cooler if you did. Not really.
>>220044828Didn’t 4chan get shoaed from Britain’s
>>220037963People who care about pop stars are low wits anyways
>>220037991br*tish "people"
>>220045401https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/the_organ_grinder,_not_the_monkey
>>220045401The entire thing seems like monkey business, indeed.
>>220045481>moskals using the internetIt's so cute.
>>220038837*Blur won
>>220045632lmao you mean Gorillaz (who also fucking suck)
my dad said it was pretty good but he took it from library
OI! TIS A LI-ILL BRI-ISH BAD BOY IN'IT? A NAUGHTY BOY WAGGLIN' HIS BAU-OM IN'IT!
For me, it's What Dreams May Come
>>220037963i still dont know who this is
>>220046034One Hit Wonder.
>>220038427oh this happened in those 2007 london concerts. i was there
>>220041323https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6C04dlPtdM
>>220037963people sleep on them but the Baha Men were top talents in a bullshit pop industrygenius like that sadly doesn't often last long there
>>220040869He just monke
